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Wraithbound is a chaotic urban fantasy set in modern-day Japan, blending dark humor, psychological horror, and supernatural elements. The story follows Hikari Sato, a rebellious gyaru high schooler whose life changes after an encounter with a demon, awakening her psychic abilities and disturbing the balance between the mundane and mystical worlds. Thrust into a hidden realm of spirits, demons, and morally ambiguous characters, Hikari must confront external threats and her own inner darkness. As she struggles with her powers, societal prejudice, and complex relationships, she learns that survival and self-acceptance come at a high cost in a world where victory is never guaranteed.

In a world where every individual awakens with a class at sixteen, Arlan, an orphan from the grimy alleyways of Duskhaven, dreams of a better life. However, when his awakening reveals the forbidden and feared class of Necromancer, his dreams quickly turn into a carefully guarded secret. Arlan isn't your typical necromancer raising hordes of undead; instead, he finds himself bonded to Bones, a quirky skeletal rat who quickly becomes his unlikely companion. Together, they navigate the perilous life of adventurers, joining a rookie adventuring party while desperately concealing Arlan's dark powers. As they delve into dangerous dungeons teeming with monsters, hidden treasures, and deadly rivals, Arlan must carefully balance his necromantic abilities, all the while convincing his skeptical party members that he's just another summoner with an unusual familiar. The stakes rise when Cedric, a righteous paladin prodigy, joins their group. Ever vigilant against the dark arts, Cedric's suspicions threaten to expose Arlan’s secret at every turn. Amid thrilling battles, humorous mishaps, and heartfelt friendships, Arlan struggles with his growing powers and morality, learning the true meaning of strength, loyalty, and courage. A Slightly Undead Adventure is an exhilarating journey filled with humor, heart, and heroics, perfect for fans of fantasy who enjoy watching an underdog navigate the complexities of friendship, secrecy, and discovering one's true potential—even if that potential happens to involve talking skeletons.

From boardroom to bamboo forest, Leo’s life takes a drastic turn when he’s thrust into a cultivation world after an untimely demise. Surrounded by powerful spirit animals and guided by a snarky system, Leo must navigate the challenges of survival—sans credit cards. As he builds a base, strikes up unlikely friendships with the forest’s furry (and formidable) residents, causes some misunderstandings with the world's netizens, and starts his journey of cultivation, Leo finds that his new life isn’t just about surviving—it's about thriving. With humor, heart, and a few unexpected twists, Leo’s adventure is one wild ride from riches to runes.

When God offers you three wishes, what would be your wish. When Ray Crown was browsing the internet on his free time, a sudden dialogue appeared on his monitor. Ray naturally thought it was an advertisement or a bug and pressed exit but there was no result. the screen dialogue was still there. Seeing that there was no immediate solution, he regrets using his office desktop for his entertainment. After thinking for a few seconds, ray helplessly started answering the quiz. After mental struggle btw cultivation and strong body which both are in golden color, he chooses strong body. Even if he chooses cultivation, in what age we are and how come we still talk about cultivation. As a responsible citizen and A+ grade student we should think practically. As for the second option there are options such as talisman master, alchemist, formation, wizard spell learning, spirit eye etc... he chose spirit eye. As for the last wish, Ray chose the only golden option 3) generate all kinds of currency and clicked submission. After few seconds of submission, the dialogue box closed, and he got control of his system back. Greeting the ancestor of the person who hacked his computer in various languages, he immediately resumed his work so he could leave to his house faster. As soon as he finished his work, ray packed his stuff and left to his home. On the way he bought his dinner and entered his house. After entering his house, he was shocked to find he was not in his house but in wild jungle and door he just entered has disappeared.

In a world where desire is power, Selene Valtoria, a fallen noblewoman, is cursed with a body that no man can resist and a mind sharper than any blade. Betrayed, sold into slavery, and forced into submission, she awakens an ancient, forbidden magic that allows her to turn the tables on those who seek to use her. Now, with lust as her greatest weapon, Selene must navigate a world where men crave her, women envy her, and enemies fear her. But as she walks the path of seduction and destruction, she must choose—consume the world in passion and vengeance, or surrender to a love that threatens to tame her darkness.

She's a global superstar. He has no idea. Ji-na has spent years under the bright lights of the music industry as Ji-an, the center of the world's biggest K-pop group, Nova. But away from the cameras, she craves something real. A chance encounter online leads her to Logan Carter-a former Marine turned security specialist who isn't impressed by fame or fortune. Under a carefully crafted alias, Ji-na and Logan form an unexpected connection, bonding over late-night conversations, dry humor, and brutally honest takes on life. But when circumstances bring them face-to-face in the real world, Ji-na realizes keeping secrets isn't as easy as hiding behind a screen. With the world watching and her carefully constructed life at stake, she must decide whether to keep the illusion alive or take the biggest risk of all-being seen for who she really is. A slow-burn romance filled with humor, tension, and the high-stakes world of K-pop, Fanservice is a story about identity, connection, and what happens when the fantasy becomes reality.

Katherine Zara, a single middle aged office worker, went about her day as she always had; wake up, go to work, come home and read or play games. However, today would be different. Before she left for work, her ex broke into her apartment and killed her. When she woke up, she was given many choices. She could pick her new world, pick her starting point, and pick her system among many other things. And so Katherine decided to become a servant to a villainess. Follow Katherine as she serves her petty, demanding mistress in a world of swords and magic. Additional: The Female Lead (Katherine) will be submissive to her mistress, but will be cold towards others. I plan on having some action, but mainly this will be a story about Katherine serving her mistress and leveling up her system.

Alix, a devoted player of Strongest Kingdom, finds himself reincarnated as his in-game avatar—the powerful and fearsome Demon King—in a mysterious and unfamiliar world. Armed with his gaming prowess and a penchant for stirring up trouble, Alix must navigate a realm fraught with danger, intrigue, and opportunity. As he discovers the secrets of his new domain, forms alliances, and faces relentless foes, one thing becomes clear: chaos follows wherever he goes. Will Alix rise to become the ultimate ruler, or will his wild antics lead to his kingdom's downfall? Join him in this thrilling, action-packed adventure where strategy, humor, and epic battles collide!

Hard-Hitting Cop vs. Supernatural Battlefield: Sheriff Zhao Kuo, the Eastern newcomer, parachutes into the notorious Twenty-Three District of the Dark Quadrant, directly facing a triple threat: gangs, mutants, and a corrupt police force. Superpower Conflict x Struggle for Humanity: From the mysterious warehouse that duplicates bullets to mutants with "Demon Arms," every gunfight blends supernatural powers with the darker sides of human nature. Black Humor x Power Struggles: Newly appointed Sheriff Zhao Kuo uses his cold humor to defuse crises, but as he works to clean up drunken officers and solves the enigma of "wordplay" mysteries, he uncovers the tip of the iceberg in the web of power within the police force.

Lucian thought he was doing the right thing—fulfilling an old man's dying wish. It wasn't much, really. He deleted the old man's browser history and, as a final touch, even placed a couple of R-18 magazines in his grave for good measure. You know, to make sure the old guardian had a peaceful afterlife, free of shame. The reward for his good deed? He got killed by a ghost that very same day. No, this isn't some twisted horror story. Lucian just had the misfortune of being reborn as the worst kind of character—a terminally ill, third-rate villain. Not even a true villain, honestly. Calling him a villain would be giving him too much credit. He’s more like an extra in someone else's grand story. Now, stuck inside a body that will eventually kill him, Lucian has to figure out how to survive, dodging life-threatening situations left and right... Will he be able to make it through? Update Schedule: 2 Chapters a day Discord Server: https://discord.gg/QZnWtaaRft Bonus Chapter Scheme below: Every 250 Powerstones = 1 Bonus Chapter Every 75 Golden Tickets = 1 Bonus Chapter Castle Gift = 3 Bonus Chapters Spacecraft Gift = 6 Bonus Chapters Golden Gachapon = 9 Bonus Chapters

It's a non-plotted one-shot, smut book, with Dominates Female and Submissive Male characters. The chapters are different from each others. Basically it's a smut book without any storyline. I hope you enjoy enough to support my Patreon one day! --Love, author!

"Trapped as the System in a fantasy world, I’m forced to guide a Protagonist with MAX LUCK who wins by sheer dumb luck. But when he dies, I take his place—and his broken luck might be the only thing saving me from becoming the villain of my own story." The humor, and the darker twist of the System’s takeover. It leaves readers curious about how the story unfolds! reference ALL HAIL THE SECT LEADER. GREAT ESTATE DEVELOPER.

Mil would paint pretty lines on a blank canvas, for by the time the paint drips down and faids, time would have automatically healed her. Between this time she would ask herself, "Can't a woman love a man platonically? Or a woman love a woman romantically?" Mil's second year of high school with her friend Jabira was boring yet feasible. However, when one day she meets a classmate in a wedding and finds out their parents know each other, things start to take a turn! The only thing that doesn't change is Mil's and Jabira's humor... "If we were a comedic duo, what would our name be?" "Jabira... Mil.... Ja... il...Jail!" Silence mushroomed over the two.

In a world where magic and science vie for dominance, Aether, a powerful nation fueled by mana, teeters on the edge of collapse as it depletes its own magical resources. Driven by desperation and ambition, Aether invades the technologically advanced but resource-rich nation of Millinggarde, a society that abandoned magic for scientific progress long ago. The brutal annexation of Millinggarde fractures its citizens, who are forced into submission or conscripted as cogs in Aether's relentless war machine. Despite this, a spirit of resistance stirs within Millinggarde's oppressed populace, manifesting in daring acts of rebellion and the rise of enigmatic figures who challenge Aether's supremacy.

Destiny ties with two people, whenever they are and who they come to be as long as they are destined with each other, the red string can only twist, take many turns or tangle but will never break. On the day of their birth, they are already tied by the Supreme Reader and will leave their story to these individuals as they please. Conflict may arise between them but at the end of the day, such people will pass through with their every encounter holding a meaning. ----------------- Cover is edited and drawn by me First book of the Hana Series DISCLAIMER: Any names. objects, ideas, and characterization written/mentioned in the story are PURELY by fantasy, of the human mind, and does not to harm anyone or anything in the realm of reality. [Includes side stories and other love tropes] [Slightly gore and twisted] [Humor included] [Author updates 5-7 days] [Action and Adventure]

This isn't your typical romance novel...unless you consider drowning the love of your life as part of the classic rom-com formula. I let my pride take the wheel and oopsies daisies, silly me! Honestly, it’s kind of funny—if you like dark humor and awkward situations. I thought this river was just your average body of water, but turns out, life loves throwing curveballs. Now, we have to break this curse or we knows how long we'll be stuck here. Weeks? Months? Years? This novel has it all: comedy, mystery, slice of life, revenge (because apparently that’s what happens when you kill someone), and the supernatural (because why not?). The tone can get a bit dark sometimes, but hey, at least the comedy and slice of life stuff will keep you from crying too much.

Omegas are maltreated by the society. A taboo to the elite world. So when Zara, a born-and-raised Omega discovers she is the Alpha King's mate she hides it from anyone to protect her dignity. What happened when the Alpha King held her captive? **** "Mine." His voice resonated in the silent night. Deep, raspy, and authoritative. He was more sexier than the maids or the magazine described him as. But she didn't need to think of how handsome he was or how his muscles were restrained in the tight shirt he wore. She was supposed to run for her life, yet she stayed glued in place admiring the Greek God. She was his, there was no denying it now.

In a world full of chaos and lies, Everest Sparkspar is just trying to get by. With no big plans for his future, he spends his days taking on missions for a secretive company alongside his bold and fearless partner, J. But when they start digging into the company’s secrets, they find more than they bargained for. As the stakes rise, Everest and J have to decide if they’ll stick to the rules or take a chance on something bigger. Packed with action, humor, and tough choices, their story is about finding your own way in a messy world.

Title: Mastermind: The Mafia Prince Genre: Young Mafia, Action, Thriller, Humor, Gangster Description: In the shadows of the criminal world, Shiro Fujiwara, a 19-year-old genius hacker and strategist, emerges as the leader of the infamous Tensai-kai mafia. With a brilliant mind and unmatched tech skills, he aims to unite rival gangs, rule the underworld, and play a dangerous game with fate. But being a young leader isn't all it's cracked up to be. With humor, wit, and an unyielding drive, Shiro navigates the challenges of power, betrayal, and loyalty-while maintaining a grip on his empire. Will Shiro rise to become the ultimate Mafia Prince or fall prey to the chaos of the criminal world? Main Character: Shiro Fujiwara the 19year-old genius leader of the Tensai-kai mafia, known for his wit, intellect, and unmatched skills in hacking, strategy, and technology. His calm and humorous demeanor hides the intense drive to dominate the underworld.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Ignis, un sacerdote agotado y de fe tambaleante, enfrenta demonios y maldiciones armado solo con un rosario, agua bendita y un humor negro implacable. Entre luchas sobrenaturales y caos mental, descubrirá que incluso en el infierno hay espacio para la ironía. Enfrentando horrores y secretos más grandes que él, Ignis deberá luchar no solo contra el mal, sino también contra sí mismo. "Un trabajo de infierno" mezcla fantasía oscura, sarcasmo y lo sobrenatural en una aventura llena de caos y risas.

World-Building & Core Concept: A terrifying new game has taken over the world, and humanity has been forced to play. Mysterious forces have invaded, trapping players in a deadly survival game where they must face terrifying ghosts, unravel twisted rules, and risk death at every turn. One wrong move, and it’s game over. The Protagonist's Special Ability: Luca awakens a unique power called "Temptation of the Dead," which boosts his natural charm with ghosts, making them inexplicably drawn to him. This ability flips the traditional horror game on its head. Instead of feeling hunted, Luca begins to develop bizarre, often absurd interactions with the very creatures meant to kill him. Main Plot & Character Dynamics: As Luca's special ability makes him the center of attention for a host of creepy, otherworldly beings, his journey takes a strange turn: A seductive ghost nurse, eager for his help with an "IV," shows an unexpected vulnerability and creates a weird but endearing dynamic. A bloodthirsty vampire countess becomes fixated on Luca’s blood, turning her thirst into a strange form of flirtation. A skinning ghost relentlessly demands he help her complete the “perfect human skin,” leading to hilariously awkward situations. Other ghosts, like a ghost bride and zombie princess, also form twisted and complex relationships with him. Growth & Conflict: Luca evolves from a simple player into the "Doomed Knight," and his partnerships—and emotional entanglements—with ghosts drive the plot forward. In the early chapters, the ghost Lina risks everything to protect him, building a bond of trust. As the story progresses, deeper conflicts emerge, such as power struggles and mysteries tied to the game world’s origins, hinting at darker, more complex forces at play. Style & Highlights: This novel blends horror with comedy, using a light-hearted, humorous tone to defuse the tension of the typical horror game. Luca’s interactions with ghosts—who find him strangely irresistible—provide countless comedic moments. The vampire countess, with her elegance and bloodlust, offers a perfect example of the novel’s unique blend of humor and horror. The character lineup is diverse, with female ghosts featuring both Eastern and Western fantastical elements. For instance, the "Soul in the Painting" combines Chinese fantasy with Western vampire lore, offering a variety of “non-human romance” scenarios that fans of the genre will love. In Conclusion: Thriller: I Am the Death Knight! is a wild ride, full of dark humor, thrilling adventures, and unexpected twists. It’s perfect for fans of horror, romance, and everything in between, offering a fresh take on the genre that’s bound to keep you hooked!

Drama and attachments. These were the two things Iris Morris never wanted to occur in her life. However, when Lucas Andrews pops up and ruins her interview, both of them unfold in all the wrong ways—like him suddenly filling her small circle of influence. . .and her mind! For Lucas Andrews, getting the Adder magazine to be number one on the bestsellers chart is his top priority, even if it costs him his social and romantic life. However, one girl keeps bugging him no matter how many times he tries to tell her no, until Iris happens. Her demeanor throws the stalker off, and for the first time since they met, Lucas is able to breathe. So he clings on to Iris, hoping she will stop his stalker from bugging him. But what starts as a way to avoid getting stalked soon turns to lust, and every minute they spend together soon becomes agony since Iris doesn't seem to show any interest in him. Will the two be able to hold on to themselves, or will their lust win?

João Vitão, serei eu? Um cara de poucos assuntos, mas de grandes histórias. Extrovertido ou triste? Bem, nessas aventuras, iremos descobrir! Este livro trata sobre minha vida: Rotinas Amores Pensamentos Sentimentos Humor Reflexões E então, está preparado para começar essa aventura comigo? Meu Insta: @joao_vitaoo

The poems correlate to personal and world problems that almost everyone can connect with; some poems are humorous and are metaphors toward inanimate objects. A few poems are dark and twisted while others are pure imagery, relating to and bringing light toward objects and ideas. The collection, “Fetch,” intertwines horror and thriller to explain everyday problems and human action while sprinkling fantasy elements on top. (Trigger Warning for poems 1 and 4: Don't read if you've been/ are suicidal and struggle with/ had struggled with an eating disorder.) Written: 2018-2019 Tags: #Humannature, #Goth, and #Romanticism.

(A snow girl's pursuit of knowledge and power.) A young girl wakes up in the middle of a snowfield, surrounded by icy trees as far as she can see. She has no idea how she got here or where “here” even is. But the biggest question on her mind is: Who am I? With no memories to hold onto, she’s left to figure out who she is, what her purpose is, and, most importantly, find something that might bring her joy. *** What to expect - a witty character with sarcastic humor who also seems to enjoy the emotional suffering of others. First-person POV A gate/dungeon type world (solo leveling type thing) Please don't expect much as i am not a good writer; it's just a hobby that I like. A litRPG type world. i usually write crack fics, but i'll try to tone down the weirdness, but the shitty humor stays.

To be is to be perceived. A dystopian society built on a the principles of one philosopher. How would a psychologist observe his environment and its functioning and trace it back to the grounding principles that his life functioned on. Please note that this novel was created solely as a submission for an assignment. Furthermore, the relevant citations and references for information used are all provided in the auxiliary chapter.

This novel is a journey of balance between creation and destruction, humor, and eternal bonds. It explores the depths of eternal beings and their relationships as they navigate the complexities of different worlds, all while holding onto their playful nature. The introduction of Alita, with her unique blend of innocence and power, adds a fresh dynamic to the existing duo of Zero and Yasmin. The book’s themes revolve around the necessity of destruction in a universe of creation, the unpredictability of existence, and the power of friendship that endures across infinite reincarnations. Through pranks, deep conversations, and cosmic challenges, I hope readers can experience the joy and meaning of eternal connection.

*Title:* "Kokoro no Kanata" (Beyond the Heart) *Protagonist:* Taro Yamada, a successful and handsome billionaire CEO of a large conglomerate in Tokyo. *Love Interest:* Natsumi Nakahara, a kind-hearted and talented pastry chef who works at a small bakery in Tokyo. *Story:* Taro, who has given up on love after a painful past experience, meets Natsumi by chance at her bakery. Despite their vastly different backgrounds and personalities, they find themselves drawn to each other. *Comedic Elements:* Taro's high-society life and Natsumi's quirky, small-town personality lead to humorous misunderstandings and cultural clashes. *Romance:* As Taro and Natsumi spend more time together, they must navigate their feelings for each other and confront their past demons. *Plot Twists:* - Taro's business rival, a ruthless CEO, tries to sabotage his relationship with Natsumi - Natsumi's past comes back to haunt her, threatening to tear the couple apart - Taro's family secrets and expectations add pressure to the relationship *Themes:* Love, family, identity, and finding one's true self. *Mood:* Heartwarming, humorous, and romantic, with a touch of drama.

In the beautiful town of Birchwood, African American Robert Bassey’s life took a drastic turn. His father's gruesome murder at the hands (or paws) of the Easter Bunny changed his life. Now, as a private detective specializing in the supernatural, Rob wields mystical martial arts to battle monsters and unravel paranormal mysteries. With his quick wit and sharp instincts, Rob protects Birchwood and the world from malevolent forces lurking in the shadows. Joined by his loyal dog Shaggy and his friends, Rob goes on many adventures confronting creatures you can only imagine. The Supernatural Private Detective is a heartwarming and exciting story that combines action-packed martial arts, creative abilities and powers, supernatural mystery and suspense, humor, heart, and unexpected alliances to give you the best reading experience of your life. Step into this wonderful world I’ve created. Thank you.