Alan Buddha Joke

After his girlfriend cheated on him, he accidentally obtained the Mysterious Buddha Beads, his medical skills became exceptionally exquisite. Relying on his supreme medical expertise and domineering tactics, he ascended to the throne of The Strongest Doctor!

This book, alternatively titled "The Heavenly Court of Great Qin," unfolds the tale of Qin Jun, who finds himself transported to a realm where he assumes the role of a demoted prince. Despite the challenging circumstances, destiny has more in store for Qin Jun than despair—enter the Mythology System! Under this system's influence, any character from mythology can be summoned into existence - The awe-inspiring might of the Supreme Heaven Great Sage, Sun Wukong, capable of shaking mountains and rivers with a single strike of his staff; The Thousand-Mile Eye and Favorable Wind Ears, acquiring profound perception of everything in the world. The Tathāgata Buddha, holding the Buddha Land within the palm of his hand, becomes an indomitable force from which no one can escape. Amidst this divine realm of Gods and Demons, Qin Jun solemnly pledges to rise as the preeminent Divine Emperor, determined to carve his path to unparalleled strength.

The way of heaven is impermanent and ruthless. It embraces everything and is free from it. There is no good or evil, no right or wrong, no gratitude or resentment, no joy or sorrow. The way of immortals is the way, the way of demons is the way, the way of monsters is the way, and the way of Buddha is the way. Lying high on the nine-layer cloud, I have realized the truth of the way on the futon. Beyond the dark yellow of heaven and earth, I shall be the master of the religion. Pangu gave birth to Taiji, and the two yin and yang and four images follow. One way passed on to three friends, and the two religions were divided into Chan and Jie. The leaders of the Xuanmen, one breath transformed into the Three Pure Ones

At the end of the world, a legendary hero gave his life to save a dear friend, only to be reborn as a four-year-old orphan with 'Crab Affinity'. The apocalypse has come and gone, claiming humanity with it. All humans have had their 'Souls' stolen and claimed by monsters - vampires, demons, zombies - you name it. Reborn as Barnacles (Barns for short), the once-legendary hero claws his way back to strength under the tutelage of the gluttonous King Crab, a sentient crustacean with more vice than virtue in his shell. Follow Barns' journey as he rediscovers his power of rebirth, which when combined with a little 'crab magic' has the power to reset humans back to their original selves. It's time to take a crack at resetting the apocalypse. Updated daily.

A creation of a human and a Jinn, Xynar is a never-seen-before book of sorcery. When someone opens Xynar, it sucks them inside of it, and throws them into an alternate world of magic, where they need to fend for themselves and survive. Throughout their journey Xynar will remain present with them; it has blank pages, and it narrates the experience of its victim. When its pages become full, it means that the person has survived for long enough, and officially conquered the challenge of Xynar, and is worthy of returning to the real world. Xynar's third victim, Alan, has been put on the 7 island chain, Gwaxyguen, of the AZ Planet. Alan will later find out that he needs to learn the types of magic that are specific to each native citizen of each of the islands, to be able to unlock the strongest magic of all, existential magic, and face the 2 gods of the planet to try and fix what their cynical acts have ruined. Alan will either win the fight, which would end Xynar's pages and teleport him back to the real world, die fighting the gods, or have his journey abruptly cut off on one of the islands.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Many people wish to escape this boring life, or rather, everyone does. I was no different. But back then, I hadn’t been summoned to another world. It didn’t take long for us to realize that this place was a true hell. Covered in blood, Avinash screamed, “One day, I’ll have them all beneath my feet!” Hero? What a joke.

Alan Harwey is a boy who dreams of being a powerful hunter but unfortunately his talent is the lowest of all but he will not be alone on his journey he will have his companion Nameless who will be his best friend. Can Alan become the most powerful hunter?

The world ended. As Alan died, with everything around him flooding and going to ruin, he heard a voice: Imminent death of skill holder detected. Conditions met. Activating Unique Skill: Regression. Thus began his tale of infinite regression.

"Only the end matters. As long as I can accomplish my goal of getting revenge on the gods, I will gladly forsake everything if the need arises." "I love many things, but I am not obsessed with any one thing. The fleeting pleasures, the countless wants and desires—they are all the same to me. Yet, somehow, certain things seem more important than others at different points in time. I have yet to find anything worth devoting my entire life to pursuing." "There are so many things I want to do—so many dreams, so many goals, so many paths my life could take. And the worst part of it all? Each one feels equally important. It’s as if every dream has been engraved into my soul for ages, stubborn and unyielding, pulling me in different directions." --- In an era where the power of the gods runs rampant and deities walk the land, Alan White, the prodigal son of a noble family and a mere mortal just beginning his journey on the path of Soul Ascendancy, finds himself entangled with a proclaimed angel by the name of Domisera. His life is about to take a drastic turn. Now, Alan—along with his Soul Land Spirit, Papa Bear, a creature suspected of hiding secrets of its own—joins Domisera on her quest for vengeance against the gods. Motivated by the potential benefits and the massive fortune she promised for aiding her mission, they embark on their journey. Together, the trio travels across both earthly and heavenly realms, each silently harboring their own motives.

"Come with me to take over the world! I am sure I'll make you King of Kings by then!" declared an invigorate figure. His long reddish blue hairs fluttering with a burning red gaze, he smirked. The 13 boys stared at him stunned. "What? Are you surprised?" Bewilderment yet a promise and an everlasting bond formed, So it begins the journey of stars. A mysterious and an amazingly talented juvenile cricket player Alan Rex Lorenzo, (concealing his identity) after suffering a huge loss two years ago, travels around the world in search of a strong team to rival the upcoming Men T-20 cricket world cup. Upon recieving a call from his brother from the Under-18 High school representatives cricket base, he heads back to Pakistan to encounter what he wandered insearch for long. Prodigies and Geniuses of all kinds from all over the country with talents shockingly astounding from one another gather together. Secrets and bonds, understanding and trust, hardwork and passion, relentless, brave and a youth never giving up! The kings of cricket alongside Alan rise up at the world stage once again!

Task 1: Do 10000 kicks for [strength +5]. Task 2: Run 10 km for [stamina + 3].  If you fail to complete the task, the punishment is to run naked. "What the fuck?" [And a surprise for you, my dear user] [You have two beautiful wives waiting for you at home.] "Now, where the hell did wives come from?" [World quest 1: Defeat an Asura and save your wives] Alan is an orphan in this chaotic world, but his strength in this world is his grandma, who raised him in the orphanage. He wanted to become an awakener for her, but that dream shattered when he found out that his soul is broken in the awakening. Ridiculed by everyone, his only option was to become a dungeon delver to help his grandma. But one night changed everything for him during his job in the dungeon, where his group suddenly faced a dreadmind and nearly died. During that time he awakened his greatest gift, his beautiful system, which suddenly started giving him tasks with weird punishment. Read to know how Alan fights against dragons, vampires, elves, demons, and dreadminds to become the strongest and how he discovers his past and secrets of the world. 

After spending too much time in front of the tv. I realized that my life was a joke. I ruined my apartment. Messed up and in tears. The TV flickered on with a bizarre message... "You've been selected for the Intergalactic Game Show!" Before I could realize what it meant, I was slammed through 3 floors of my apartment building, and taken into space. Abducted, and forced into sick games. If only I knew what would happen sooner...

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

The "Future Glimpse" app was initially a joke. A harmless trend, fueled by bored social media users and influencers looking for a quirky new angle. You’d type in your question, shake your phone, and the app, with its cheesy, swirling galaxy background, would spit out a cryptic prediction. Most were vague, almost poetic - "A journey begins with forgotten steps," or "Beware the whispers of the raven's flight." Harmless fun.

The Legendary Monkey King, Sun Wukong, growing weary of the eternal stagnation he feels he is facing up in the heavens among the celestials decides to descend into the mortal world once more. He figures trying to live a normal among the mortals will bring back some of his appreciation for what he has in the heavens or prove entertaining. Either would be better than listening to another opera hosted by the Jade Emperor while working to be on his best behavior. Problem is, it's been a minute since he had last spent time in the mortal realm, and he didn't think to do some research first. What is this Ohio place he has found himself in? why were there people riding in metal boxes that move on their own? and by the Buddha, what is that stench in the air? Will the Monkey King manage to live a normal life in the modern day? or will he go running back to the Heavens?

Shen Fu really has only one wife. She is a bank clerk, ordinary and unspectacular, yet is uniquely favored. She adores traditional culture, mastering the arts of the zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting. She declares herself a gourmet, dreaming of eating without paying and still making a profit. She is a bookworm, nicknamed "the heartless exam machine," addicted to certification exams. She is an authoritarian CEO, always saying to Shen Fu, "Can't you stop writing novels? I'll support you." This book features a sole female protagonist, really just one wife!

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

Suddenly transported to ancient times, struggling to even get enough to eat? What’s this? Men are dwindling due to war, and the government assigns me a beautiful wife with orders to have a child by next year? And now, foreign invaders are threatening the heartland? No problem! Mastering math, physics, and chemistry means I can thrive anywhere! The unstoppable cavalry of the steppes? The indestructible warships of the pirates? A joke! With knowledge as my weapon, I’ll turn the tide and reshape history!

The abandoned infant Wang Xiaoshuai was adopted by the old rogue from a young age. When he grew up, he became the foremost villager of Wanmin Village, leading the villagers to wealth and prosperity, forging a legendary life!

Al abrir los ojos ya no era ella misma, ya no era Alicia. Había sufrido un accidente y cuando menos se dio cuenta... ¡¿Ahora era el villano de su novela favorita?! Alicia, una joven fan de las novelas web, en especial del género de romance, de pronto tuvo un accidente y despertó dentro del cuerpo de Alan Meddich, antagonista y "villano" de su novela favorita, El canto de mi amor. Al buscar la manera de regresar a su mundo de origen terminará complicando más su situación, descubriendo intrigas que rodean a este personaje que en un pasado odió y, quizás también termine con el corazón en la mano por culpa de su deber como lectora y sus propios sentimientos.

Alan Yokob was a name feared in the underworld—a ruthless hitman, a ghost in the night. But even ghosts can be hunted, and he is also hunted by his enemies. However, his story did not end here. Because death was not the end. When he opened his eyes, he was no longer on Earth. Instead, he found himself in another world known as Kirath, a world once saved from destruction, now rotting under the weight of human greed. A thousand years had passed since the fall of the Demon King, and without darkness to balance the light, mankind had spiraled into chaos—warring, polluting, and forgetting the gods who once protected them. Alan was not reborn as a hero. He was brought here as a harbinger of vengeance. Not to save Kirath, but to punish it. His mission is clear: raise the demons, restore the balance, and remind humanity of the fear they have long abandoned. They thought they had escaped the darkness. They were wrong.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

Alan Yokob dies as he lived—in a blaze of violence. A hitman with a reputation for ruthless efficiency, his final act is a fiery car crash. But death is not the end. When Alan opens his eyes, he finds himself in another world. Complely different from earth. “Welcome to Kirath,”. Once, this realm teetered on the edge of annihilation until mortals overthrew the Demon King’s tyrannical reign. But a thousand years of “peace” have left Kirath fractured—its magic withering, its lands plagued by cataclysms, its people rotting from complacency. The solution? Resurrect the demons. And they’ve chosen Alan, a man who traded in death, to wear the crown. To survive, Alan must wield the **Oblivion Pact**, a parasitic system that rewards carnage with unholy power. Kill to summon ★Soulrenders★—demonic warriors bound to his will. Conquer to rebuild. Rule to channel the chaotic energy that once made demons the world’s necessary evil. But Kirath’s fractured kingdoms see only a monster, not a savior. Holy knights hunt him as a blasphemy. Fallen heroes, drunk on their ancestors’ glory, vow to finish what their forebears started. As Alan battles to resurrect a demonic legacy he doesn’t believe in. The demons were not mere oppressors—they were shackles binding a far older terror. Now, with their power waning, that ancient hunger stirs. To save Kirath, Alan must become the Demon King the world fears… or watch it drown in the hubris of its own “victory.”

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

Form an up-and-coming alchemist to the richest mage to exist, follow the journey of Seth as he walks the path paved with gold while throwing fireballs here and there. Maybe, just maybe you can get a glimpse on the Dao of wealth. Ps: This is not a cultivation novel. Ps: Don’t forget to drop a comment. Ps: Remember to like and subscribe ^-^ Ps: Just joking but do add to library.

(will be updating January 1. total of 15+ chapters{every chapter is 2 chapters in 1}) I don't own this. I'm just bringing this to webnovel for reader. if original creator needs to, I'll take it down if asked( I try not to earn anything off it, but If I need to I will so I can get better sources, new books, or better translation) Lin Tian was reincarnated as a goblin, the lowest class of monsters. In the beginning, he survived through extreme caution. Later on, he completely unleashed the true nature of a goblin! Church Priest: He is the one, true Lord: the God I shall serve. Sword Saintess: Undefeated since birth, yet repeatedly defeated by a small goblin. The Gods: We will never allow a goblin to be named a God! As faith crumbed, Gods fell, and one goblin brutally dominated the world and toyed with everything… Regardless of whether it was a human Sword Saint, the Imperial Princess, the Flame Dragon Mother, the Elf Queen, the Moon God, the Sea God, or the Earth Mother God… upon seeing that small goblin, they would all collapse to the ground in fear! Evolution Path: Small Goblin -> Goblin God

Alan, now reborn as Noah, has been given a second chance at life in a world brimming with magic and supernatural wonders. But as a helpless baby in this strange new realm, navigating his way through it isn’t as simple—or as fun—as it first seemed.

The Spiritguard exists to protect humanity from the spirits that lurk in darkness. Joining them means power, purpose—and peril. Sigmund seeks to prove his worth in their ranks, while Kael strives to escape his shadow. Together, they face an ancient conflict that spans worlds, a corrupt empire built on elixirs of addiction, and a truth that would shatter their world. This is the story of Sigmund, who fights to save what he loves, and Kael, who discovers what he’s truly capable of. The tale of an unbreakable bond. A fight against impossible odds. A world on the brink of oblivion. 'The Spiritguard' is an epic blend of action, intrigue, and heart. Tales of loyalty, betrayal, and a relentless fight for survival. Made for fans of high-stakes fantasy and richly layered storytelling - come and be captivated by this unforgettable saga.

A story of love, sacrifice, and resilience, Little Moon Town follows a boy’s fight to defy fate and reclaim the life he’s lost - one explosive battle at a time. In this world, Magicians are rare, and each one has power over a specific 'domain'. August (MC) is a newly awakened Magician who awakens the power of 'Explosion Magic'.