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Divine Embers Rising

SYNOPSIS Overall Synopsis: Divine Embers Rising In a vast human galactic federation spanning 28 populated planets, Jin Kazematsu, an unassuming young orphan from Celest, awakens a mysterious coiling dragon-shaped sigil. Unbeknownst to most, this sigil marks him as a wielder of the ancient and incredibly potent Azure Divine Dragon bloodline, a secret that must be fiercely guarded due to a terrifying enemy that hunts down such 'Invincibles'. Jin’s awakening leads him to the Dragon-Phoenix Academy, a prestigious institution where he embarks on a unique dual path. He cultivates Élantera, the versatile energy manifesting as a variable aura, synonymous with pressure, allowing for energy projection, barriers, and eventual flight. Simultaneously, he develops Inner Might, a grueling physical path (unknown to academy instructors) that grants immense resilience, unique traits, and its own form of pressure and aura, demanding 20 times the effort of normal training. While Inner Might empowers his body, it does not alter his innate Emerald/Green/Azure flames, Destruction, and Pure Élantera attributes, which evolve into a terrifying white flame. He further enhances his power by mastering intents of Void, Lightning, and Spirit, which layer vivid features onto his Élantera aura, and will eventually eliminate a stamina drawback from his ultimate combined power state. Due to his Azure Divine Dragon origin, Jin will also manifest unique draconic abilities like Dragon Breath and Dragon Claw attacks. His appearance in his transformed states varies, shifting to a bulkier, more muscular form when combining Élantera and Inner Might transformations, or a chiseled, raw power form when using Inner Might alone. As Jin's power grows, so does his diverse harem, a loyal and supportive circle including his best friend Elena (likely his first), Meilin, Dean Lan Yue (with whom his relationship will be consummated), female instructors/dorm heads, and other women of varying ages and statuses within the academy and beyond. Their relationships are built on genuine attraction and deep affection, with intimate moments depicted poetically and moments of pampering emphasizing emotional connection, all while adhering to content guidelines. Jin himself is a non-manipulative protagonist whose subtle, unintentional aura evokes passion in females, a power he learns to control. Jin’s journey involves rigorous academy life (75% combat-focused, including encouraged spars and meditation, but also fun and relaxation), inter-cadet challenges, missions from the Inventory Mart, and inter-academy and inter-galactic competitions. He won't win every battle outside of competitions, learning and growing from losses. During his time at the academy, he uncovers the truth of his origin as an Azure Scales Warrior and the danger his bloodline poses. He manifests formidable weapons: an Emerald flame-like essence spear (with a silver, green, and black armored form), a multi-form Absolution Blade: Drakon's Hunger (with a dark, menacing armored form outlined in black/green flames), and later, ten black rings with a green glow. Elena, too, develops her Guardian Aegis Set armor and other attributes. As his power approaches the Dean's, their hidden relationship will be revealed publicly after his 4th year graduation. The grand narrative culminates with the awakening of a sealed, world-devastating enemy, leading to a galactic war across the human federation. Jin, achieving his Perfect Transcendent Power State (a powerful fusion of Élantera and Inner Might, with two Élantera and one Inner Might transformation, culminating in a rainbow-edged, pure white-eyed final form during the last major battle), leads humanity's alliance to victory. Upon graduation, he becomes a legendary figure, shaping a new era of peace and prosperity across the stars alongside his devoted harem.
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Collateral Flux

Blaze of Glory A fart-propelled sniper. A time-traveling scientist with a broken hand. A sentient custard blob humming Glenn Miller. Together, they will accidentally break time, punch a god, and save existence from being edited into a bland Wikipedia entry. It starts on D-Day, 1944. Dr. Juniper Flux, a future-born, sarcasm-loaded chronologist with a glitchy time machine and a chroniton-infected arm, crash-lands smack into World War II. She’s supposed to observe quietly. Instead, she teams up with Hank Rigby — a flatulent sniper-poet with Dragonbone scars, a tragic past, and exactly zero impulse control. Together, they dodge Nazis, awaken a sentient custard blob named Yoggy, and ruin the multiverse's carefully curated silence. History gets rewritten. Gods get angry. One explodes from emotional oversaturation. Fifteen years later, the universe is broken. Entire timelines are being "shushed" by Reapers — cosmic librarians with giant scissors who hate jazz, love order, and really want everyone to just be quiet forever. Enter: the Custard Rebellion. Now, armed with a memory-firing revolver, a jazz-powered war mech, timeline tacos, and the collective trauma of an exploded pantheon, Juni, Hank, Kaelen Thorn (the last god of noise), and Yoggy must sing, scream, fart, and fight their way to the heart of the Greater — a being trying to delete every spark of emotion from reality. It’s loud. It’s messy. It’s glorious. And it smells faintly of burned tortillas and cosmic regret. [five star] “Finally, a book that combines time travel, emotional damage, jazz warfare, sentient desserts, and fart-based heroics. I laughed, I cried, I loudly declared war on the Reapers using only a kazoo. If you don’t read this, you hate fun.” Deadpool (Probably)
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