Home Alone Joe Pesci Swearing

Objects from beyond the Earth have fallen; eyes of crimson see through the cosmos. All the stars in the sky are enemies of humanity. They call me a false god, but only I fly above. The world is sick, gravely so. I will heal it.

Adulting is hard—especially when your love life is an absolute disaster. For Valkyrie Ross, an intelligent, career-driven woman who refuses to be a pushover, dating has been nothing short of a circus. From being peed on during a date (yes, really) to dodging a literal serial killer and enduring a foot-fetish enthusiast, she’s officially done with men. But then there’s him—the new guy at the office. He’s handsome, arrogant, and has an ego big enough to fill the conference room. Women seem to flock to him, and he knows it. He’s also just as defiant as she is, making every encounter between them an infuriating battle of wills. When she loudly declares her oath to swear off men, he sees it as a challenge. What starts as playful banter turns into something deeper—something either of them saw coming. Could the one man she’s determined to resist be the only one worth falling for? Full of laugh-out-loud disasters, sizzling chemistry, and unexpected twists, I swear off MEN, I promise!!! is a witty, romantic rollercoaster about love, life, and the unpredictable mess in between.

The father of Kamon a highschool student finally gets a job in Bangkok forcing them to relocate. She has to adjust to life in a big city school, filled with drama, comedy, romance, and a touch of jealousy as she navigates friendships, rivalries, and family dynamics.

After an accidental space warp, Xenos finds himself in a place known as the True Universe—a vast cosmos filled with countless races, yet devoid of humans. Longing for Earth and a home he can no longer reach, Xenos trains tirelessly for billions of years, eventually reaching the pinnacle of what the universe can offer. During his relentless cultivation, he uncovers conspiracies, hidden truths, and the devastating reason why the human race is absent among the many races of the True Universe. The weight of this knowledge pushes Xenos to the brink of despair. Refusing to give up, he resolves to take matters into his own hands to rewrite fate itself. However, the ruling powers of the True Universe catch wind of his intentions and launch a brutal attack. Though wounded, Xenos narrowly escapes. After an arduous journey, he finally returns to Earth—only to discover his home universe has been destroyed. Overwhelmed by grief and anger, Xenos uses his knowledge to travel back in time to January 1, 3038. Now in the past, Xenos must act carefully. Using his Paragon-level cultivation risks alerting other Paragon beings, so he remains in the shadows, guiding humanity from behind the scenes. His mission? To lead the human race on a perilous journey through the planes of existence to the True Universe, where they can reclaim their rightful place among the stars. Will Xenos succeed in his quest, or will the forces of the True Universe crush his dreams? Find out by reading his epic journey—one filled with trials, heartbreak, and the burning hope of restoring humanity’s legacy. From the Author (Comedic Edition): Let’s be real, we’ve all had that “Oh, it’s good, but I’ll bookmark it later” moment. Spoiler alert: you’ll forget. Just bookmark it now, save yourself the regret—and me the anxiety of wondering if you’ll ever come back! #Reincarnation, #TimeTravelAdventures, #PowerfulProtagonist #SectBuilding, #ParallelUniverses, #DifferentRealms, #MultiverseJourney, #AncientMysteries, #AncientRaces, #CosmicBattles, #FantasyWorlds.

In the year 2028 the world changed overnight. A zombie apocalypse appeared out of nowhere, turning humans into flesh-hunger undead. Threatening to end the human race. Amid the carnage where everyone is trying to save their lives. A boy named Hakuji Ogawa takes it as an opportunity to end his miserable and boring life. For everyone it was the end but for Hakuji it was the beginning of the life he only dreamed of. But the question remains, where did the zombies come from? and how can we end them if they are spread not just in a specific country, but across the entire globe!

Micheal is a young man thrown into a world were weakness is frowned at .In a world of infinite possibilities gifted by chaos to devour anything that stands in his part . watch as he overcomes adversities and uncovers his origin and identity

****CONTESTANT IN THE 2025 WSA**** «Sometimes, home isn't a place - it's a person. » Yoon Sana has mastered the art of running – from people, from pain and even from herself. Park Ji-Hoon has learned to keep his heart locked away, haunted by the scars of his past, he believes love is a cruel force that only brings ruin. When fate intertwines their lives beneath the city lights of Seoul, they discover in each other a sanctuary they didn’t know they needed. But love is more than just a fleeting escape – it’s a test of courage, patience, and the willingness to confront wounds that never bled but cut the deepest. As their bond grows, Sana and Ji-Hoon must learn to forgive, to trust, and to let go of the fears that chain them to the past. Together, they will navigate the fragile path of healing, discovering that love, when nurtured with understanding, can become a place to call home. ‘A Love to Call Home’ is a tender exploration of love’s power to mend what’s broken and illuminate what’s been lost. ***THE BOOK COVER IS MINE, ALL RIGHT RESERVED!***

Vous êtes vous déjà sentie trahis, blessé, utilisé, humilié ? Avez-vous été bienveillant et soucieux avec des gens qui n'en ont jamais valu la peine ? Avez vous déjà questionner le sens de votre existence dans ce monde ? Si nous savions ce que la vie nous réservait, nous refuserions sans doute de naître. Et c'est pour ça que la vie est sage de nous tromper. Et aujourd'hui, l'humanité fait face des menaces qui pourraient la mener à sa perte. Une chose est sur la boîte de Pandore a été ouverte, en espérant que cela ne soit pas le crépuscule de l'humanité.

In the sprawling Paran Empire, power and fear rule under the iron grip of King Nathan Backmare, a cold, calculating monarch whose gaze alone silences his subjects. When an alliance proposal arrives from the neighboring Elothian Kingdom—promising a political marriage to the renowned Princess Aelara—Nathan faces the delicate choice of securing his empire's borders through diplomacy or rejecting a union that threatens his autonomy. Far from the throne room’s gilded walls, a silver-haired woman awakens from a harrowing nightmare, haunted by fragmented memories and the name "Nate." She is no ordinary woman; she is a forgotten force with a past that could threaten to break the kingdom.

Synopsis Two youths with different characters got entangled when one of them decided to become a primary school teacher after she left her rich life behind her. While trying to find herself a home of her own without putting in much effort because a place of her own with people that love her for herself just seems hard to find. Until she met the man that made her realize home is not just a building or the familial love everyone talked about. Home is being somewhere you are free to be yourself while getting the silent support you always deserve. He is a hardworking man that's trying to make a simple living without being burdened by the wealth of his family. Far from home with nothing but hope for a better future for himself and the lazy young lady who he met by who knows what. Will they be able to find the happiness they both wanted or will it all go up in flame. Only the home they tried to build themselves will tell.

«If love can heal, will you let me be your home? » Yoon Sana has mastered the art of running – from people, from pain and even from herself. Park Ji-Hoon has learned to keep his heart locked away, haunted by the scars of his past, he believes love is a cruel force that only brings ruin. When fate intertwines their lives beneath the city lights of Seoul, they discover in each other a sanctuary they didn’t know they needed. But love is more than just a fleeting escape – it’s a test of courage, patience, and the willingness to confront wounds that never bled but cut the deepest. As their bond grows, Sana and Ji-Hoon must learn to forgive, to trust, and to let go of the fears that chain them to the past. Together, they will navigate the fragile path of healing, discovering that love, when nurtured with understanding, can become a place to call home. ‘A LOVE TO CALL HOME’ is a tender exploration of love’s power to mend what’s broken and illuminate what’s been lost.

Everyone in the world has disappeared, or did they? That is the question Kaito Hinata would ask himself, as he keeps finding strange entries written by himself.

Sometimes home can be in people but what if home leaves.What if home doesn't find the same warmth and Safety in you?

This story is about a boy, one who walks alone His name, Rani

"If only I knew that my going out will cost me from being a straight guy to be pursued and disturbed by a Rich Bent guy...I would not have thought of leaving my room to go and drink at a gay bar" Things to get complicated when Aiden begin to grow fond of Damien a business mafia and a public figure known to be a gay,Aiden finally knows that Damien is a rough precious diamond with a tough and rough life since childhood. Damien smith being a man feared by everyone who knows him also starts to have a soft spot for Aiden after he spent a night out with him As fate has it, no matter how Aiden ttys to avoid Damien, he just can't avoid him forever Will Aiden be able to accept his new sexual preference? will Damien be able to unfold his past? Find out in this exciting story

"Multiple Personalities" + "Urban Cultivation" I have multiple personalities, each with its own set of god-tier martial arts techniques and unique talents. What's more, I can cultivate together with all my personalities, unlocking countless skills and abilities, making me a living anomaly in an alternate world. I cleanse the city of poisonous beast traffickers and defend humanity against relentless beast hordes. But behind it all, there’s a dark secret lurking, a shadow so immense it sends chills down my spine... Each major turning point in my journey is accompanied by original background music, intensifying the experience and adding a unique flavor to the story.

================================== Update: This Short Story Has Received Quite the Unexpected Amount of Readers, Really.. I dont know if i should be happy or not, well, thanks for reading my first ever book. ================================== NOTE : I'm not a native english speaker, so there will be errors here and there, Im new to making stories, this is my first time, although i had prior experience with making short stories, i never uploaded any of them and most of the time i only play with my imagination.

" Please, May I know what the name is? you look 'stressed and pale'... and I would like to get you something to eat. " No! I objected to his request... &quot, oh really....no one ever rejected my offer...and what did they call you?.... I mean , your name ? " I am Rosemary but you can call me 'Rosie'... i said flatly Rosie is the third born of her mother. she got three elderly ones and three younger ones. she from a polygamous home. her mother was so loved by her father before death took her father. Her eldest siblings marriages is not a place called home because their homes is full of acrimony and that made her so scared of marriage. she has seen and heard of broken homes and even witnessed some occurrences. with the death of her father and acrimonious home of her eldest siblings with the biggest mistake made by her eldest brother made her to be pressured by her mum to get married to a wealthy man so that the standard of living in the home would be elevated. Rosie is a virgin that has never been touched by any man. she is so scared of marriage and even delving into relationships. but with the happenings at her family home, made her to disguised herself at school and don't even look like a virgin even if you are told. she is one of the most beautiful young lady in her family. she have a brief bow legs and some distinct features about her that made guys to approach her. people thought she was philandry because of different guys tripping into her school hostel to get to know her but with this act, she was in search of a heart called home while keeping her virtue. sex before marriage is out of her style. until she met this young charming looking dark guy named JERRY! who won her heart with just a helping heart and who was also in search of a peaceful home to build up with the right woman. follow me and see how destiny brought them together!

Little Joe In the enchanting kingdom of Tallindorie, Little Joe is a spirited boy from a humble farming family, living a life of simplicity and joy. Despite facing rejection due to his modest background, he remains blissfully unaware of the harsh realities of life. His days are filled with secret training sessions with his father, indulging in hearty meals, and earnestly trying to make friends. But everything changes after a fateful encounter at school. When Joe bravely saves the teenage children of a powerful baron, he not only earns their friendship but also receives a mysterious gift that alters the course of his life. Later, after much suffering, fate thrusts Joe into the spotlight, drawing the attention of the lords from neighboring cities who see in him the potential to become a local defender. However, Joe’s dreams reach far beyond the accolades of knighthood. He aspires to be a true hero, someone who can make his parents proud, uplift his small town of Dhaubania, and stand against the corruption and injustices that plague the nobility in the kingdom of Tallindorie. Meanwhile, in the real world, Lowo N'air, a young orphan, is caught in the web of two scientists with dark ambitions. One is a pharmaceutical magnate seeking the perfect herb to create an innovative medicine, while the other is a portal technology developer searching for new worlds to conquer. Both seek the power to reshape reality, but their pursuits risk plunging the world into chaos. Fate takes an unexpected twist with the arrival of SIME, a System of Intelligent Multiple Choices. Due to a critical error, the system distorts the characters' desires in unimaginable ways. Little Joe, who once dreamed of becoming the greatest fighter, finds himself connected to a bugged system that strips him of all his abilities, leaving him at the lowest level of degradation, and only grants him insanely useless skills as rewards. As if that weren't enough, Joe also suffers from the bizarre ability to lay golden eggs—a power that brings him wealth but at the cost of his dignity. On the other hand, Lowo N'air, who longed for riches, is granted the potential to become a formidable warrior. Realizing they belong to different worlds yet are connected by shared technology, Joe and Lowo N'air become disillusioned with the absurd swap of their dreams. United in their frustration, Joe resolves to challenge and modify the very System that altered his destiny, while Lowo rebels, believing that no one should have the power to dictate their dreams.