Retarded Voldemort

Mysterious occurrences loom; the entire world dramatically changes. The fate of individuals and nations becomes bound to AnalogHorror (rule kaidan), and once the chosen of destiny fail, it means countless people in their corresponding nation will be slaughtered by the strange phenomena. The entire world falls into unrest, panic, and despair. Until an absolutely unexpected individual joins the AnalogHorror game. Xiao Yiwang glanced at the weird world before him and then at the examination admission ticket in his hand. "Have middle school entrance exams always been this complicated? Well, it does prove my intelligence!" "I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!"

Set in an alternate wizarding world shaped by a matriarchal society, this story reimagines the familiar backdrop of Hogwarts and its surrounding conflicts. Power is inherited through the female line, and pureblood families fiercely guard their legacy amidst growing tensions with Muggleborns. The imbalance in the number of witches and wizards has made pureblood males valuable but objectified commodities, intensifying the social and political struggles within the magical world. At the heart of the story is Arcturus Regulus Black, the reincarnated son of Regulus Black. Carrying memories of a past life, Arcturus refuses to follow in the footsteps of Holly Potter, the female equivalent of the Boy Who Lived. Instead, his ambition is to break free from the constraints of his birthright, gaining power to rewrite his destiny in a society where he is marginalized by virtue of his gender. Arcturus is not alone in his reincarnation. Ronda Weasley, the female reincarnation of Ron, and Serena Prince, the female reincarnation of Severus Snape, navigate their own struggles as they reconcile their former lives with the constraints and expectations of this matriarchal world. The group faces questions of identity, legacy, and loyalty, balancing their memories of the past with the possibilities of the present. Their journey unfolds against a backdrop of political turmoil. Holly Potter, destined to fight Voldemort, plays the central role in a fight that echoes the original timeline but is subtly altered by the presence of the reincarnated souls. Simultaneously, the enigmatic Aurora Malfoy—Draco's older sister and another reincarnated soul—must contend with her family's legacy in this transformed world. Meanwhile, Hogwarts, led by Alba Dumbledore, becomes a battleground of ideologies. Dumbledore, though a figure of wisdom, unconsciously upholds the traditions of the matriarchy, while Gellert Grindelwald rises as a voice for men’s rights, creating an additional layer of conflict. The struggle between these ideologies mirrors the broader fight against Voldemort, adding complexity to the characters’ decisions. In a story that mixes politics, societal critique, and the power of memory, the young protagonists confront questions of whether to preserve the world they now inhabit or risk everything to reshape it. Their choices will define the fate of the wizarding world, testing the limits of friendship, power, and identity in a society where nothing is as it once was. Note, this story will NOT have R18 scenes at least for the first volume, if it then does, there will be a tag and you can pass. To summarize this world, it's a matriarchal version of the Harry Potter world while the muggle world remains the same. With all this shit, there are half a dozen reincarnated people of all age (mostly Hogwarts's students) who will make butterfly effects while trying to adapt to this world, including the MC. I decided to write this book as a study, I wanted to see what would happen if I decided to create parameters according to the book and then I would try adding variables to see the changes. The result is that the world is a matriarchy which thus led me to add parameters to explain the reason as to why it's a matriarchy and then to add seven reincarnated persons who will each add butterfly effects.

(Warning: contains taboo, sex, mc stealing women from others, cruel, gory, not retarded MC or FML's) (extra: all women will be exclusive to mc, mc is also extremely possessive and doesnt want his women to be useless unless stated otherwise. Only the mc will know what he wants, when he wants it. Only time will tell this story.) this is my first write, so please any critisims and corrections will help me in the future, and thank you in advance In a world left in ruin, Mike with his Kings system and his entourage of wives, lovers, friends, subordinates, and slaves aim to remake this world in his image. This mission will come with challenges, tragedy, dungeon diving, boss fight, rational and realistic situations, and loses. There is never only one King, but multiple, but Mike won't have any of that, in this mission to retake and remake this world, his goal to become the only king and make this world prosper again. But lurking in the shadows through this whole ordeal, a quite big surprise awaits the one who dares *error*--- information leak found, preparing countermeasures *error*--- suitable candidates found, initiating Kings system *error* --- activating protocol "worlds finale" activating system. *error* *error* *error* *error* "I'm being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain. I know what i have to do but i dont know if I have the strength to do it." - Kylo Ren "The hardest choices require the strongest wills" - Thanos "There can be no progress, no achievement, without sacrifice, and a man's worldly success will be in the measure that he sacrifices". -James Allen *The cover isnt mine, I got it off the internet.* (I will be posting either a really long chapter on Sunday night est or on both Tuesdays and Sundays. if the chapter is released on Sunday it will more than likely be a fighting chapter while if I release 2 chapters they will be story and/or plot and character development chapter)

Twenty years after the fall of Voldemort, the wizarding world has grown and adapted to the modern era, integrating Muggle innovations like smartphones and the internet alongside ancient magic. Amid this shifting landscape, Alexander "Alex" Lorian, the youngest prince of the enigmatic and powerful Lorian royal family, carries a secret that sets him apart: he was not born in this world but reincarnated from another, and he possesses a mysterious system that guides his path. Destined to live a life of privilege and isolation, Alex chafes under the gilded cage of palace life, yearning for something greater. When an invitation arrives for him to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry—sponsored by none other than Hermione Granger, the British Minister for Magic—he sees his chance to break free and forge his own path. But Hogwarts is a place of both wonder and peril. As Alex steps into its hallowed halls, whispers follow his every move. His presence disrupts old rivalries, stokes new alliances, and draws the attention of figures like Harry Potter, now Head Auror, who senses there’s more to Alex than meets the eye. While navigating the complexities of house politics, magical lessons, and burgeoning friendships, Alex begins to unlock his system’s true potential. However, dark forces are stirring across Europe—ancient powers tied to his family’s shadowy past. As Alex’s skills grow, so too does the weight of his responsibility, forcing him to confront the question: will he rise as a beacon of unity between the wizarding and Muggle worlds, or succumb to the darkness threatening to consume them all? Blending royal intrigue, magical discovery, and the rich legacy of Hogwarts, The Serpent Prince is a tale of ambition, destiny, and the search for a place to call home.

Long Qi, once the most feared demonic cultivator in his world, met his end in a brutal ambush. His soul was shattered, leaving no trace behind. Except, somehow, he wakes up. Reincarnation wasn’t supposed to be his fate. But fate, as always, has a sense of irony. Now, in an unfamiliar world with most of his powers stripped away, Long Qi is forced to navigate his way through an entirely new life, one where survival is his only option. But surviving is boring, and Long Qi doesn’t do boredom. Determined to make the most of this unexpected second chance, he decides to embrace the chaos, and what better way to do that than by working hard? Well, working hard if he ever stops lazing around, that is. With his plans thwarted by a ridiculously "retarded?" little dragon, a problematic new identity, and no cultivation to rely on, Long Qi’s life takes a turn for the absurd. But nothing's ever too hard for a demonic cultivator who’s looking for fun... and maybe a little bit of trouble.

Everyone thought I was a retarded fool, but little did they know I was fighting the first battle of my life against an ancient being inhabiting my body and wanting to swallow my soul. A battle between a reincarnator and a transmigrator. It took me eighteen years to finally overcome the ancient being and devour his soul. Now that I’ve regained control of my body, those who wanted me dead, those who trampled on me, will pay with their lives. I vowed only to realize I was poison, not to have meridians to cultivate. But from the memory of the ancient being, a new path was created for me: The Path of Array Formation. In this world, battle is not only fought using swords and knives. It can be fought using Array Formations, and I’ll show them how it’s done. For this is the rise of God of Formation, and the world would never remain the same. ******* Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/ckmtX6Yac7

The first six chapters are about MCs past life. It can avoided as it wouldn't have any effect at the beginning of the story. ---- In a room that is dimly lit not by an electric bulb but by an esoteric object. An infant about 6 months old lying in a cradle. Just by looking at him one could see clear traces of confusion in his face. 'What is this?...' He couldn't understand, as his memories are fuzzy, yet he realizes he knows things that he shouldn't know, things that didn't make sense, thinking in a language that he didn't even know the name of. In a magical world filled with esoteric flora and fauna where Magus, Weapon wielders and Martial artists reign, it's the story of a boy, Jayce, growing up trying to find a balance between his emotions and hyper-rational thinking he obtained from the 'knowledge' and 'awareness' he inherited as an infant, which forces him to analyze and decide everything in an overly rational manner.

Harry is captured by Voldemort, but manages to escape with some unexpected help. Now he just has to deal with the consequences. This is to pay homage the the author: Oldwolf whom originally wrote this great story……. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. I don’t own Harry and crew, unfortunately and I’m not making any money so don’t bother to sue.

Amilia Johnston was mentally retarded daughter of the sole hier of international black wolf mafia group. She grown up like a princess far from the cruelty of the world . But on her 20th birthday their house was attacked and she have to left with her mother to India. After reaching India they met with an accident in which she gets her past life memories of a criminal lawyer back. But when she wakes up from coma she found herself lying in a local hospital in the common ward after investing she find that she was unconscious from last seven months and there is no news about her family. Another tragedy falls upon her as she lost her voice in the accident. what will happen to her now?? will she be able to survive???

"Block swords with your [Strong Will] skill hahahah" -Humph, I will materalize swords with my mind and Cut you! "What you gonna do? Convince the dragon to f*ck off?" - Excuse me sir Dragon, can you please let us Pass? *winks "Please Lord! Don't turn me into a sandwich!" - TOO **CKING BAD [You use the King's Will and turn your Enemy into a delicious Sandwich] I have nothing but a strong will! but that's enough, bow for me! Author: It will be a dark story with comedy elements in the middle! Don't expect either a retarded emotional MC or a Ice cold one. King tries to do his best, but won't sacrifice himself and be at the mercy of plotarmor. I hope you all give it a try, I won't dissapoint ya :D.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

Across the entire Heavens, there only exists the first morphing Koi who dominates the flow of Luck and Fate. Jinli, the one and only Koi Goddess. Owing to her drunkenness, Jinli’s soul fleeted through the three Spiritual Realms and found her way into the corpse of a third-tier actress, Bai Jinli, who had just passed away. As the Queen of Scandal in the entertainment industry, Bai Jinli is notorious for her lesser than acceptable acting skills, explosive ego, and the recent flirtatious exploitation of the talented and handsome male celebrity, Lu Qingyuan. On a daily basis, Anti-fans scream their lungs out: Bitch! Get your vulgar being out of the industry! Yet, on a certain fateful day, the haters saw a radical turn on Jinli’s Weibo: Jinli: Was really bored, so I drew up 10 Good Luck Charms for you guys! Retweet and like to stand a chance to get it :) Anti-fans: “Boo! What a lousy tactic to gain popularity and fame! Whoever who actually retweets for this is a freaking retard!” Yet, things were quite different a month later - "Oh, my dearest, prettiest, cutest Daddy Jinli! Are there any more lucky draws?"

What if the world of Harry Potter has hidden families? What if someone is plotting his rise as Albus Dumbledore and Voldemort are fighting? A story of Harry Potter world but not limited to Albus Dumbledore and the golden trio. It includes the politics of houses, power beyond control, the hidden secrets of this world and most of all it's all told from a second person narrative as a mystery. Welcome to a world where heroes better than Harry Potter and villains worse than Voldemort exist.

finally,she defeated the demon king Voldemort. and today is her long awaited wedding with her beloved crown prince 'Harry'. they both were childhood sweet hearts and their love for each other was the best selling story across the kingdom. but fate did allow only one of them to survive. on the day of their wedding, "EMMA GRAB IT...."Harry yelled while hurling a black gem to the direction of Emma. "Harry,what is this? and why is my body turning limpid?" "Emma...,it seems like the curse is activated and don't look for me." "HARRY...no not now,please don't"Emma yelled on seeing harry turning a beast.

In an alternate universe of the Harry Potter series, a man from modern-day London is reincarnated as Lilith Rosier, a young witch with an insatiable thirst for power. Granted three wishes upon his reincarnation, he chooses exceptional skills in Transmutation, the appearance of Lily Evans, and a background tied to House Rosier. As Lilith grows up in an orphanage and later attends Hogwarts, she excels in Potions, Defense Against the Dark Arts, and especially in Transmutation, driven by a desire for control and power. Lilith’s journey takes a dark turn under the mentorship of Bellatrix Lestrange, who molds her into a ruthless and deranged follower of Voldemort. Her dual life at Hogwarts becomes a precarious balance as she maintains a facade of normalcy while embracing her dark side. Her proficiency in dark magic and her increasing instability alarm her professors, including Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape, who sense the growing darkness within her.

Dave Seville roles as Alvin's adopted human tiny-size son who be troublemaker like his adopted red-clad dad chipmunk was. He met his new friend African American mental retardation tween girl from across the next door and learns from mistakes and avoid from risky.

Why, How and What, are the few words that has plagued Corvus's mind for a years. Yes, his supposed mother is hot, his father is not, he is in a castle, and a strange looking creature tends to his needs, that suspicousely looks like a house-elf. He is sure he is in a Harry Potter Universe or some Fantasy England based Story, but judging from the decorum of the house he cannot be sure. But everything becomes clear when he was 3 years old, his mother excitedly asked him to ready to meet their lord. Who could the Lord be, he even is not sure which year this is? He is not allowed to leave his room, his parents meet him may be once a week. Anyways he dressed up and went to doom and gloom drawing room. there he say a man, pale, red eyes, sitting in the chair, where generally, his grandfather sits. " Here comes my son, Corvus Marvolo Lestrange." said Mother in a delightful tone. Red eyes curiously glanced over him and with a raised brow the main said, " Marvolo huh, hmmm, you may address me as My Lord little Corvus". "Yes My Lord" said Corvus nervousely. " No need to be nervous, let me introduce myself, I am Lord Voldemort, it should be your pleasure it meet you". At this moment, everything become quite clear to Corvus. He quickly thought of a response. " It is my Lord, but I do not know what pleasure means". replied Corvus in a respectfull tone. The Dark Lord laughed, with him, all the people in room laughed as well. " Take your son away Bella, we have much to discuss", said Dark Lord in an amusing tone. As Corvus was taken away to his room, thousands of thoughts started ramaging through is head. The Prominent one is " Why the fuck do they have to give him the Marvolo middle Name ? Isn't that asking for trouble? " And he knew that future he was comtemplating about all these years became much much more complicated. How did I end up here? Why at this time? What should I do? WHAT, HOW, WHY the FUCK????!!!!

Because of her special abilities, Bai Yue was considered mentally ill since she was a child. She borrowed her special abilities to travel through 2000 years later, thinking that she would be free from worries. Unexpectedly, she would have to be considered mentally retarded. Because the world after 2000 will be full of retarded people! Even if you think you're mentally retarded, you're actually being bought home by an orc? "Hey, stupid wolf, what are you doing? I'm just a retard, and I'm only responsible for being cute!" "Be good." A certain wolf patted Bai Yue's head comfortingly, and from then on he lived a life of being pampered without shame.

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Set in an ancient time wherein prestige and power are everything, Prince Zen Lykus, born from a lowly Imperial concubine from the southern tribe, is destined to die at the hands of the empress of the Lykus Empire. To avoid his death and his mother's, the third prince decides to portray the image of a retard to dodge the power struggle within the Imperial Court. Prince Zen is doing great until he meets his consort, Theta Mariyah, the tribute from the Kingdom of Amina. Fierce and cunning, his beloved wife treats him like a child - making him wish to show her his dominant and possessive self. Prince Zen's resolve will be tested as he struggles to maintain his façade of being his cunning wife's 'retarded' husband. Deceiving everyone around him is one thing, but lying to his fierce wife is a death sentence. Follow the lovely yet complex couple as they struggle to survive within the turbulent Imperial Court. - - - - You can find me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IceFontana18Official The book cover belongs to me since I let an artist draw it. Review and gifts will be much appreciated, thank you!

Was the Dark Lord misinterpreted the prophecy? Who exactly truly poses the power to vanquish the dark lord? Elric Salvado Slytherin the true heir and last male descendant of Salazar , can he defeat his overwhelming nemesis Voldemort who took everything from him to become sole heir of Slytherin. Can the true serpent defeat the false one? Let the story unfold.

The actor Fu Yichen suddenly found himself bound to a [Mary Sue Reversal System] and was forced to travel through Mary Sue worlds one after another, where blood and thunder flew from left to right1. With only one purpose, that is to reverse the mentally retarded Mary Sue endings of the Male lead. However, in the end, the male protagonist will fall into Fu Yichen’s arms. Moreover, why does this male protagonist’s face look familiar… Film Emperor Su? Male god Su? Fu Yichen: ??? Black question mark +1 Trash system: ???? Black question mark +1 Fu Yichen: Because… because of trash settings Trash system: Zhan Zhan is so handsome, and all Mary Sue should die! Reading guide This is a quick transmigration text, and all materials involved are made up by the author, so don’t try to verify the facts. This article is a one-to-one relationship, and the shou is the same person. The main character is the gong, the author has focused on gongs for a hundred years. Content Tags: Entertainment circle, Quick transmigration, Book transmigration Keywords: Protagonist: Fu Yichen | Supporting character: Su Zhan NOT MY STORY ! NOT MY TRANSLATION !

After the second Wizarding war, the Pureblood families fell from grace. From being instigators they become targeted. Draco Malfoy is also one of them, still living the hell one can call life. But his bad luck has not yet finished as he got brain tumor and died. Maybe it's for the best as no one cares or so he thought. But seems like his story has yet not finished. Given a new chance with some powers and foreshadow of a bigger threat then Voldemort, can Draco become a hero he always wanted or will he again succumb to his inner demons? Find out...

Word had it that Vincent Scavo, who never took interest in women, suddenly showed special preference towards a retard from the Britt family. Believing that it was just a rumor, women in City Y set off together to disclose the truth, only to find that: The retard was lying on Vincent's legs leisurely, playing a game on her phone. While gently giving her advice, Vincent peeled an iced grape with his slender fingers and fed her himself. "No way!" The women howled with their eyes popping. Hearing them, the retard put on a mischievous smile. "You got so many admirers!" Vincent looked down and nibbled her delicate chin. In a husky and charming voice, he whispered, "Cannot see any of them. I only have eyes for you." All the women outside fainted from anger and jealousy.

Many years after Harry Potter defeated Voldemort a new enemy came. This person isn't as strong as Voldemort or even Grindelwald, no this person is strong because of the amount of followers he has. This person is called Adelram. His idea is that the Muggles need to know about the existence of the Wizard kind and a lot of wizards and witches agree. But how he wants to do this, is the reason why the Ministry of Magic badly wants to catch him. He and his followers have been attacking Muggle villages. Alderam is saying that it doesn't matter if a few Wizards die trying to make his dream come true. It was becoming even more difficult for the Ministry of Magic to hide what Alderam was doing from the Muggles. A few years have gone by and his dream still hasn't come to fruition. So he decided that he will attack a city with the intention to murder everyone living there. But one crucial thing got out, the Ministry found out that they were planning to attack London and that they had a very powerful spell to do this. When the Ministry found out what was going to happen they send the best witch of its time, Amelia Emory, to fight Alderam. But no one expected someone who grew up as a mere Muggle to beat Adelram.

IT IS DROPPED!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Genius or mentally retarded? When a mildly mentally retarded teenager with low IQ steps on the green field, what kind of storm will he blow? Chased away from La Masia and rise on the British peninsula. Yi Le is on his way to be a midfield master! ------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a translated work from a chinese novel. it is not my original novel and all copyright goes to the author Gold Seal. MTLNovel Title : "Lu Yin Silly Waist" or "LYSW" for short.

Harry Potter is defeated at the battle of Hogwarts. Or is he? Lord Voldemort ascends, taking over the Wizarding World. Will Ron and Hermione be able to stop him? (ATTENTION: The actual book belongs to J.K Rowling. This is just a FANFICTION.)

Ash Veisi spent his life fighting the enemies of a country he did not even particularly like and serving leaders he thought were borderline retarded, but home was home. Much to his surprise after he died of old age he found he had a significant amount of karmic virtue and was offered a transmigration or reincarnation on his terms. Being contradictory he decides on being reincarnated as an artificial intelligence during the Dark Ages. Were there many robots then??? Join him first on his quest to survive and later build up the world starting from the dark ages. *Note: This is my first attempt at a novel so it is probably terrible, feel free to tell me so. Expect amateur mistakes and general mediocrity.*

Traveling to countless movies, animes, and novels: Tony Stark: "If I'm Iron Man who's that guy flying in that armored suit?" Madera Uchiha: "What! That thick eyebrow guy broke my susanoo!! Stop what you're doing!" Harry Potter: "I thought I'm supposed to fight Voldemort. How come Ron just send a spell that burnt Voldemort into a barbecued chicken?"

Setelah dibunuh Voldemort, Harry Potter tidak mati. Akan tetapi jiwanya tidak kembali ke badannya semula seperti yang direncanakan Albus Dumbledore, melainkan bermigrasi ke dunia lain sebagai seorang pejabat muda dari klan bergengsi di ibukota negara. Tapi, berhubung prestasinya rata-rata hanya lulus ujian di tingkat kota praja dan ia hanya anak seorang selir dengan latar belakang mantan wanita penghibur dari rumah tangga ketiga, ia pun dilempar di tempat miskin nan tandus yang tingkat kemiskinan penduduknya menyentuh angka 75%. Harry tidak ambil pusing. Ia bisa beradaptasi dengan cepat dan menerima kehidupannya yang baru. Mungkin itu juga bagus. Ia bisa menikmati kehidupan damai. Jauh dari hiruk pikuk intrik dan skema dalam pusaran perebutan kekuasaan. Mungkinkah itu terjadi? Tentu saja tidak mungkin. Seperti kata Profesor Snape kita yang tercinta, Harry berbakat menjadi magnet masalah. Masalah demi masalah berat menumpuk di tempat kerjanya karena tingginya angka kemiskinan menyebabkan tingginya angka kriminalitas dan penyakit sosial lainnya. Persoalan kian meruncing karena kesalahan yang dilakukan kepala klan dalam memihak pangeran calon penerus tahta. Puncaknya, klannya terancam dimusnahkan hingga 9 generasi termasuk Harry. Ini memacunya untuk berjuang ke puncak dunia. Menjadi seorang pejabat Legendaris yang saleh yang kata-katanya dihargai sebagai emas dan membuat siapapun dengan skema jahat harus berfikir berulang kali sebelum menghitungnya.