Skibidi Blockade Battlefront

Vina Valencia is a low-key magical badass who can literally bend reality with her hands (think magic spaghetti noodles made of energy), but she’s stuck babysitting her hot mess husband, Hottmann Munich—a billionaire chaos gremlin who’s all about cursed poker games, illegal magic fight clubs, and collecting ex-girlfriends like Pokémon. Everyone thinks he’s a skibidi (yes, that’s his official title now), but secretly? He’s obsessed with Vina. Too bad he’s terrible at showing it. Every time Hottmann does something stupid (which is often), Vina has to clean up his magical dumpster fires. Broke a cursed casino’s rules? Vina fixes it. Got hexed by a jealous witch? Vina’s on it. But when Hottmann gambles away her family’s magic moonstone necklace to a shady fae dude, Vina’s like, “Nope, I’m out.” She dips to Silvershore, a secret beach town for magic fugitives, where she learns she’s basically the heir to a squad of ocean-controlling sea witches. Slay. Meanwhile, Hottmann’s life implodes without Vina’s magic Band-Aids. His empire’s cursed, his exes are hexing him, and he’s got a literal demon in his DMs. When he finally finds Vina, he’s half-dead from a curse (karma, baby). Vina saves him (ugh, why?) and finds out his whole family’s cursed to be self-destructive idiots. Now they’re stuck working together: Vina’s mastering her storm magic, Hottmann’s trying not to be a skibidi, and everyone’s got drama. Think magic fights, toxic exes, and a kraken.

Reborn in the Stars" Lyra never imagined she'd be given a second chance at life—especially not in a galaxy on the brink of war. After a tragic death and an unexpected reincarnation, Raised by her mercenary father, she’s learned to trust her instincts and survive. But in this new life, something feels different. With an largly untapped connection to the Force and a past she can't fully remember, Lyra discovers she’s not just another child—she’s a Force user with the potential to shape the galaxy’s future. As the Trade Federation’s blockade threatens Naboo, she crosses paths with many different characters like Qui-Gon Jin, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padme Amidala and Anakin Skywalker, she begins to her adventure in a galaxy far, far away. Can Lyra rewrite the course of history before darkness consumes everything she’s come to care about?

A young boy named Sigma Skibidi woke up in a different world, a world with a human ranch!

Before, it was a peaceful earth. There were no powers. No one was special. There were no conflicts. Maybe besides a few wars here and there. Then it was opened. Demons came into our world. We fought back. We weren’t enough. Until the first person to awaken their manifest came forward. Its been over a hundred years since this war began. That is where we meet our main character, Konpeki Seiryu, who’s parents sacrificed themselves for him. With his “unknown” manifest, will he be able to drive the demons back? Or will inner conflict disrupt his journey?

Noah Sinclair awakens to a world where reality has merged with Aetherborn Battlefront, a brutal survival game where death is permanent, and the only way forward is through strength, strategy, and sacrifice. Stripped of his former power, he must navigate deadly trials, rival factions, and a war-torn land where only the ruthless survive. As he fights to reclaim his place, he begins to uncover the hidden mechanics that govern this new reality—secrets that could change everything.

Yggdrasil Battlefront se dá en un mundo de fantasía medianamente moderno, donde los conflictos politicos, la desigualdad social y la criminalidad son un pan de cada día. en esta historia seguimos a "Brave", un joven que busca encontrar su proposito en la vida con opciones limitadas, pero pronto su vida cambia, cuando de la nada es secuestrado por un grupo de terroristas cuyo propósito es la experimentacion ilegal, donde despues de escapar descubre que ahora el ya no es como antes, es distinto, con habilidades sobrehumanas y inmortalidad decide adoptar un nuevo nombre y intenta empezar una nueva vida, pero el pasado no muere... y el tampoco

Against the backdrop of a vast and magnificent cosmic war, the Leray Federation and the Gacharin Empire are locked in a fierce confrontation. Tian Kaiwen, a soldier of the Federation, is a plump mechanical repairman with a rather unknown "dark history"—twenty" -one records of desertion. However, the gears of fate turned subtly, and by a stroke of coincidence, he was brought into the 7th Laboratory of the Galiparan Military Academy. In this mysterious laboratory, Tian Kaiwen quickly integrated with the researchers by virtue of his outstanding talent in mechanical repair. He was highly proficient in the repair of various damaged mechas and weapons. With his sweet talking and amiable personality, he won the affection of everyone. Milan, a researcher in the laboratory, is a twenty - year - old beauty with remarkable scientific talent. Despite her astonishing research capabilities, she is somewhat lacking in practical operation skills. She set her sights on the idle Tian Kaiwen and recruited him to participate in her research. In Milan's research room, Tian Kaiwen witnessed a transforming mecha—a great invention in the history of mechas. Its unique bio-state metal material left him greatly astonished. Meanwhile, the cruel war raged on the Milock Star. The Gacharin Empire intensified its ground offensive, and the air power of the Leray Federation was severely damaged. The connections between cities were severed, and many areas fell into enemy hands. Nevertheless, the federal soldiers resisted tenaciously, and underground resistance organizations emerged like sparks of fire. In order to reclaim the Newton Galaxy, the Federation assembled its fleet for a strong offensive. The Newton Galaxy local fleet, as the vanguard, suffered heavy losses but successfully broke through the blockade, opening up a passage for the follow-up troops. Meanwhile, in the laboratory, Tian Kaiwen made full use of the rich resources of the central computer, frantically learning various skills, from psychology to the assassin's invisibility techniques and various military tutorials. He absorbed knowledge avidly, constantly improving himself. As time went by, Professor Boswell's research on the simulated war network entered a crucial stage. Tian Kaiwen participated in it, being responsible for data calculation and the production of simulation cabins. When this simulated war network named "Real War" was completed and opened, Tian Kaiwen remained undefeated in three hundred simulated battles by virtue of the unique tactics he had accumulated during training, thus becoming the "sneaky leader" in the eyes of everyone. Later, Nia and Meiduo, who had escaped from the battlefield with Tian Kaiwen, found him. It turned out that their battlefield recorders had been taken away by the imperial army, and Tian Kaiwen's disappearance prevented them from returning to their units. After learning that the person Nia was looking for was Tian Kaiwen, Milan informed her of his whereabouts. Eventually, the front-line command post retrieved the information from Tian Kaiwen's battlefield recorder. Although his desertion records were astonishing, the large amount of data on the imperial army's weapons and mechas contained therein, as well as key information such as his setting up of a remote-controlled energy cannon outside New Rome, made everyone realize that he might be a crucial figure in turning the tide of the war. His fate thus became closely intertwined with the war situation of the Federation, and in this universe filled with flames of war and challenges, he was writing his own legendary chapter.

(!The credit for the Book Cover goes to the creator, it isn't mine!) It is a hard living in the new age of the modern world, on Earth. Especially if you did not have any Abilities; it was the case for Quinn. His parents were ambassadors, and secretly, Assassins working for the 'greater good'. Wars were quite a frequent occurance on Earth, leaving only ravaged remains of the once beautiful planet. Although, the once frequent wars had stopped and the world finally entered a fleeting age of peace, the larger powers were in a deadlock and in high geopolitical tension. The majority of the interstellar planets and bases were owned by Capitalist powerhouses that held only base value in high regards and sought after strong trans-humans: an evolved species of Humans that were compatible with Ability Dews that were found on alien planets and could extract and use different types of supernatural Abilities themselves. Quinn's parents were sent on an obvious su**ide-mission on the battlefront of some planet by the Governance of Earth, to 'fight and serve' their home-planet by fighting off the opposition consisting of a terrorist group called the "Elementals", and secretly, a whole another unknown enemy... Receiving their last, parting gift, Quinn got his hands on something that was completely out of scope for normal Humans, or any other intelligent race that could possibly or ever will exsist. It was of unknown origins when his parents found it, and only he would be the one to discover its true functioning and creator. He would become something that was nothing like a Human... he would forsake his life and living, only to find the truth about the artefact and why it chose him. He would fight enemies of the peaceful inhabitants of Earth in hopes to protect those that he once loved, when he was still Human. Furthermore, he would fight other beings in the shadows of different realms; discover secrets of the Universe and the one above it all. No, not God; nor the Great Old Ones. Nay, not even the Outer Gods. But, the one and only... above creation itself: a dream that birthed it; the Absolute Being. Existing in the Real World, out of this wretched Dream of his. Only by meeting his real origins and awakening, would Quinn be able to escape this accursed cycle that only he knew the truth of; alone, would he protect the mortals... in hopes of protecting only those that he loved.

In the folds between realities, where the laws of nature bend and break, lies a realm that defies mortal understanding. Theltorra - an endless plain where five suns paint the sky and thirteen moons weave their silver threads through the cosmic tapestry. Here, day and night are not mere passages of time, but territories carved into the very fabric of existence. Stand in the Twilight Lands, where most dare to build their lives, and you might see it all - the perpetual radiance of the Eternal Day bleeding into the horizon on one side, its searing light a prison for those who dared to hide their crimes in shadow. Turn to the other horizon, and the endless night awaits, a darkness so complete it serves as judgment for those who sinned beneath open skies. But do not mistake Theltorra for a simple realm of justice and punishment. This is a world where magic and machine have danced so long they no longer remember which partner led first. Watch as a traditional dragon soars past, its scales shimmering with elemental might, while its mechanical cousin thunders alongside, its breath transmuting matter through the very laws of chemistry. Ancient unicorns gallop through twilight meadows, their horns glowing with healing magic, as their cybernetic counterparts race beside them, dispensing nanites that knit flesh and mend bone. Here, a hobbit might rise to challenge gods, while a demon's AI construct ponders the nature of digital souls. Elven bio-engineers work alongside dwarven cyber-miners, their differences set aside in the eternal competition for resources - at least for today. Tomorrow, they might be at each other's throats, for the law of the jungle rules all, from the humblest goblin tinker to the mightiest wandering god. Speaking of gods - look to the spaces between spaces, and you might glimpse them. The wandering ones, hundreds from each species, beings who transcended their mortal forms through power, immortality, and mysteries yet untold. Some were once Wardens, those eternal guardians of Day and Night who watched over their realms until they ascended beyond even that duty. Others found their own paths to divinity, their legends whispering hope to those who dream of following in their footsteps. But take care as you travel these lands. The bridges spanning prison zones might seem secure, the blockades impenetrable, but Theltorra brooks no complacency. In the Eternal Day, prisoners harvest resources under never-ending light, while in the Eternal Night, their counterparts toil in perpetual darkness. Even free citizens brave these zones, testing their might against the realm's harshest conditions for the chance at gathering precious materials. This is Theltorra - where human cyborgs wage war against demon-sourced AI, where hobbit and goblin carry on an age-old rivalry with both blade and binary code, where every being from the smallest nanite collective to the greatest mechanical dragon might one day rise to godhood. A realm of endless plains and endless possibilities, where light and shadow do not mark time's passage, but territory's boundaries, and where the next wandering god might arise from the most unexpected place. Welcome to the eternal plains, traveler. Mind the dragons - both flesh and metal - and remember: in Theltorra, destiny knows no species, only potential.

In the waning borders of a once-mighty empire, the flames of war reignite. On the alien battlefield, the roar of tanks echoes and smoke fills the air as soldiers bravely charge into fierce combat. Under the vast starry sky, starships engage in intense dogfights, their fiery exchanges illuminating the cosmos. Faced with the threat of invasion, the empire's fate hangs in the balance, as warriors relentlessly strive to defend their homeland, showcasing their fearless spirit and unwavering determination.

Alisa Hayworth lived her life as a master assassin while working in the shadows. She was unrivaled; eliminating every single thing that threatened the peace of her homeland at the orders of the government. However, little did she know that the same government she had served was wary of her and afraid that she might rise into power and throw the country into chaos. When the time came for her triumphant return to Eidelweiss to fully retire in her job, she was ruthlessly betrayed by her superiors and made the plane she had ridden explode by sending missiles towards it. Full of regrets for not being able to live a simple and normal life with a warmhearted family loving her, she wished she could redo everything. A few minutes after drifting into the void, she found herself reincarnated as Alisa Hayworth in another life, merging her previous memories, characteristics, as well as her abilities into her current persona. But what awaited her was— another life without parents! What’s worse was she found herself awakening in the middle of the battlefield in a war-torn battlefront. Desperate to survive in this new hell, her skills as a master assassin will make her shine gloriously into the battlefield as she wields her reaping scythe once more. Will Alisa be able to survive this time and accomplish her goals of living a proper life? Moreover, the marshal of the infernal army seemed to be watching her every actions too.

Disclaimer: This isn't my work. I'm re uploading this with some fixed grammar. Also this doesn't have an ending as I don't even know how to check for the raws and can't translate it anyway. Figured I might as well share it with people if I'm going to reread it anyways. It's not going to be perfect as some of the words have 2~3 meanings. There is some artwork that was done by someone? It was never mentioned by who. If you would like to see them this is the "original" that I'm doing the grammar fixes for. Most of the art work is for the Underworld Fighters, I think there was some done for other things wayyyy later. https://www.reader-hub.com/novel/i-pluto-hades Currently doing 10 chapters a day sometimes more, really just depends on how much I want to read that day. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- A teenager crossed over to become Hades, the newborn Pluto. However, the embarrassing truth is that he finds himself in the belly of Cronus. Is he waiting for Zeus to rescue him, just like in the myths? But the moment he broke through the blockade, the myth had already changed. With the divine sword in hand, surrounded by magic stars. The gods followed suit, while the witch knelt in reverence, and the underworld warriors swept away all obstacles. "God King? It's just the position of an ant. All I desire is to command eternal darkness and endless death." These words echoed from Hades, who transcended endless dimensions and spanned the eternal universe.

1000 Years Ago, the Apocalypse struck. Mysterious creatures appeared from all over the world Humanity was powerless to defend against the all-powerful Skibidi Toilets. But then they appeared. Our grand great ancestor gigachad almight demon god Jogoat went and saved the world. Disappearing into the endless cosmos. Then 3 years after that event, Jogoat came back with news of the Seduction Demon Queen Hatsune Miku :Cold emoji: __________________________________________________________________________________ By your *FAVORITE* author MaxWellerson but you can call me GorlockCupCakeBabe :wink::wink:

*There is "gore, bloody, violent" content throughout the story that may bother or not be suitable for some readers. As well as some crude language.* Also #action/adventure "Wren... can you hear me..?" His voice sounded so familiar and warm. ".."Please Wren... I know the last person you probably want to hear from is me.. "Please don't forget.. It's me, Michael.." As soon as Wren hear his name, memories came flashing back to her. *Wren-Wren, come play with me!" A young boy with brown hair and sea blue eyes called out to her. "Okay, I'm coming." The young Wren ran towards Michael. Her dark red hair that had been neatly styled into braids, bounced around on her shoulders. *BANG! BOOM, BOOM!* The loud sounds of gun and canon fire could be heard all around. "AH!" Men and women were screaming in the distance. The once inviting forest vegetation was now littered with debris from nearby buildings and stained red with blood. "Mommy! Mommy, *cough cough* help m-" before the blonde little girl could continue screaming for her mother, I large hand reached down and covered her mouth. She tried to struggle, but it was all in vain. The man easily overpowered her and quickly ran off. ..."Presenting our new Priestess! She has incredible strength and amazing abilities only second to our Lord, Lord Valen. Everyone, please do your best to welcome her!" A teenaged age Wren stood before many people within a large ballroom style area. To her left was the one she knew as Valen, and over to her right, there was a man and woman who looked less than pleased to see her in a position of such power. Wren was nervous and shaking. 'I really wish I could just get out of this dress and go train," She thought to herself. ..."21, check in. Are we a go?" Someone's voice came across a small earpiece, "We are good 45. You take the East entrance and I will cover the perimeter. We need to do this as quickly and silently as possible." Wren was in her late teens at this point. She was wearing all black clothes, that were fitted to the curves of her body. She heard a small sound in the distance, 'Okay, here we go.' She took a deep breath in and closed her eyes. In just moments her clothes and hair began to flutter around her body, and just as quickly as this happened, she disappeared, leaving nothing but a small wisp of smoke behind. ..."Wren, I just can't...I need to go for myself. I never wanted to keep this from yo-" "Don't bother lying to me Michael. I am fed up with what both you and Valen have been hiding." She carefully swung her leg over, and moved away from Michael's lap, carefully adjusting her jade-colored dress. She sighed into her hands, "Wren..you know I will always lo-" "Goodbye Michael. I regret we didn't have more time together, but I can't just sit by idly." She turned to face him, a tear ran down her face, and she disappeared, before Michael opened his eyes from a blink. Suddenly, Wren gasped and opened her eyes. She immediately sat up, turned on her side, and began to cough and spit out blood. "Oh Wren, gosh I missed you," As Wren was turning to lay back down, Michael pulled her into a tight embrace. "I don't know what I would have done without you. You were in this bed so long, I didn't think you would ever wake up." Wren was confused and still trying to catch her breath. She pushed the man away and looked him over. 'Wavy brown hair, simple stud earrings, sea blue eyes..' "Michael?" "Oh, my Lady-" Michael grabbed her once more, but he quickly released her, "Daddy, daddy, can I see, can I see?" Wren grew even more confused, as Michael moved his body over and behind him, was a small girl, with cherry brown hair. "Hi lovely. I would like you to meet someone. This Lady, is a very important person to our people, and she is also really special to us." Wrens breaths began to quicken and her heart was racing, 'no, don't!" "This Lady's name is Wren, but maybe after you are around her more, maybe you can start calling her Mommy again?"

“We are to the gods, like flies are to humans, they kill us as entertainment.” "After becoming a player, identity, planet, race, belief... Everything is removed, we are one community!" "Regarding the game, what makes me fascinated is the perfect overcoming of the reality environment [Training Field], in the training field, I am a god!" “From beginning to end, I felt that from dying in time and space to coming back to 【Personal Tale】 was the most interesting!” “.......” On some unknown channel, players from all civilizations and all planets were constantly exchanging messages. This is a group of lucky people. They know the truth of history, they hibernate behind the bright light! They can break through the evolutionary blockade of the gods, they can ignore the restrictions on the starry sky! They even took hunting the gods as their goal!...... Author: As a player, I feel that it is time for everyone to know the truth of this universe!

Year 778, Month of the Pisces In the midst of chaos, the era of darkness the Valmir Kingdom has not been unified yet they need a strong leader to lead the new Valmir Kingdom to turn into a supreme power. A kingdom that will surpass the neighboring countries and will be a far greater and stronger than the pasts reigns. Now that Kael has been born as Karl in the Albrecht Family, what will he do now from now on in this era? where wars and violence are natural? strong preys the weak? will he choose the path to become a tyrant ruler? or will he pursue to become a good leader? and will he be able to unify the whole deutsch people speaking? who knows. He will kill any enemies he will encounter, so be it, humans, majins, demons, and beasts. As long as it pose a threat to him, he will do anything to protect his friends, relatives, or families. Come and take a peek to Kael's new life living in his 2nd life in Planet Terra. Watch as to how will Kael solve problems, make decisions, political reforms, innovations and break the mystery for his curiosity with the help of the Guide which was bestowed on him by the God Of Creator, The Everything. right now he's at the battlefront commanding the artillery unit "now then boys? shall we?" "haubitze!" Author's Twitter Account: None ( for a while ) Author's Patreon: None ( for a while ) Author's Discord Server: None ( for a while )

In order to save his sister, Kendo Champion Hasegawa Kenta is offered the lucrative job as manager of the Battlefront Mall. However, he soon finds out that this mall isn't ordinary by any means. It turns out this mall has a built in fighting arena, capable of mimicking an unlimited amount of terrains, where competitors fight to the death using any means necessary in exchange for a large cash prize. As manager of the store, Kenta's job is none other than to fight as one of the store's champions. With the help of his trusty cashiers, will Kenta be able to survive his new job?

Angelic, social, lovely, adorable, sweet, young twins who make the third leg of every young man rise like a dragon head. They make the young maidens of their age gasp for air and jelousy, you can't possibly ask for more when you have this outstanding twins.Talk of beauty, talk of intelligence and all, but one flaw. Abel is a kindhearted young woman, full of love and ambition, but slightly stupid {Lol}. She went through a lot of life threatening issues both in love and agony. Abel became a Viper just within a night, because of the death sentence she received from her twin. She went through a lot of heart breaks from the one she love due to her twin. Ana has already been a devil right from time, she found out that her twin is the only obstacle for her star to shine to the world without any support or without anybody sharing part of her happiness, Abel is her obstacle, Abel is the only blockade... without Abel no one can stop her. Micheal is the sole Heir to the Luis international group of companies. He is a devil in disguise, the only man that can kill all the living things in the world in other to have the woman he desires, the only man that gets bloody to revenge the woman of his life... he went through so many temptations in the hands of Abel twin sister. Chan is the biological junior brother of Micheal, he could do anything to have his missing rib even if it meant eliminating his elder brother. He worked hand in hand with Ana most times just to have Abel for himself. Michelle is a Russian lady Abel's true confidante. Ben: Ana's driver. Mother Theresa Micheal and Chan's biological mother. Ronald: Ana's secret lover.

ROMAN TRANSMIGRATUS*** Following the withdrawal of the Roman legions in Britain, various Barbarian factions flooded the British land. Roman settlements was pillaged from left to right, and whats left of the Romans flocked to Londinium. Now Londinium is besieged and with its port blockaded, the Romans was left with no other option but rely to a forbidden witchcraft. ----------- Note: I will try to make it as much accurate as possible. Roman behaviour depicted may be different from what you know or believe. title: ROMA VENA

A soldier stranded in the no man's land, stuck in an empty trench, is trying to find his way out of the bloodied battlefront he is in. Amidst euphoric flashbacks of home, caused by the panic of the bullets that pass him every next moment, will he be able to survive?

Let's all be honest. Anakin shouldn't murder all of those children just because he saw a vision that his wife was going to die. why not find someone to help her. You fucking idiot This story will happen 4000bby then transit to right before the naboo blockade Jack was bing watching the glory of starwars ep1 to ep 6 with his two friends after watching the shit show of the newest ones (you can argue but ep7 and onward are absolutely shit) Than honk honk a fucking truck came out of the fucking sky crushing them underneath

Sylvia is a young priestess. She workships the goddess of life and light, Ida. Being the best healer of the Empire, she is chosen by the gods to receive various blessing, including one preventing her from dying. Hence the Church sends her to support the army, currently fighting against the Daemons' continent. But on her way to the battlefront, she is captured by bandits, and... This is the story of a young maiden, who will be led to the path of debauchery. Hello everyone, I hope you will enjoy this story as much as I enjoyed writing it. If you ever find a mistake, please do tell me. I will try my best, but English is not my first language, so the writing quality won't be perfect. And I'm more or less creating the plot as I write, so if you have any idea you can tell me. One more thing, I MAY stop writing this for a perdiod of time after the end of the confinement.

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A young man awoke within an endless darkness where nothing could be seen, with jumbled memories of countless heroes, villains and ordinary people plaguing his brain, and he noticed that in a certain corner of this dark environment countless evil presence were trying to break in this space while being hindered by something, then a voice he seemed to recognize rang on his end "it's only a matter of time before THEY broke through, leave now, gather THEM, and prepare for what's about to come" the young man's consciousness then fell into slumber and his presence disappear, the voice echoed in this dark environment "the time is almost upon US, o warriors of ORIGIN your lord has awaken, it is time to fulfill your eternal oath" as the voice fade countless lights began to shine where the young man's presence had vanished, darkness began to churn and finally formed into a small universe and with this universe appearance another universe appeared, 10 times larger than the latter but it appeared near those evil presence's, as soon as this universe appeared those evil presence began to shook more violently like hungry predators seeing prey in a long while.

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Synopsis: Tags: [Game-World Crossover] + [Sovereignty Farming] + [Luck Mastery] + [Undead Scourge] + [Inter-Species Conflict] + [Heroic Battles] This is a world where games have invaded reality. Every year, students turning 18 awaken to a job change. One person crossed over and became a Necromancer. Relying on a luck-based talent that made wishes come true and a legacy from Mother Earth, this person rapidly gained power. While others gambled on skill mutations, summoning variations, and the chance with endless resources, he simply needed to shake his talent and use the least resources to obtain everything. With an undead frenzy, he broke through the blockades of the other nations on Blue Star, making his empire great again. With the undead scourge, he wiped out the decayed porcine dynasties within realm territories and became the new Realm Master. In the name of the Dead Spirit Overlord, he waged war on the Battlefield of Ten Thousand Tribes and ascended to the throne of the Demon God.