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Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

>> Dark Forest Rapocalypse Meme Manual > When you mix Animal Planet + 8 Mile + Black Mirror in a witch's cauldron, then sprinkle Bitcoin mining residue – congrats, you've brewed this hellish allegory stew!

Amy, a typical New Yorker, has a life like a tightly - wound clock because of her busy job at the United Nations - precise yet exhausting. She is a person who is rational to the core. Superstitions about ghosts and gods, in her opinion, are like fairy tales for coaxing children, and sweet - talking is like cheap perfume, pungent and hypocritical. On that day, the heavy pressure of work made Amy feel breathless. She returned to her apartment where she lived alone, like a robot with its battery drained. Her only thought was to throw herself onto the bed and isolate herself from the whole world with the quilt. However, midnight, like a mysterious incantation, disrupted her plan. The old radio in the room cabinet made a strange beeping sound, and then a faint cry for help came: "Help... " Amy's heart suddenly tightened. Despite the mixture of fatigue and fear within her, her curiosity still made her ask the radio, "Who are you?" "I'm Tom. I'm being chased by a serial killer. I'm hiding in an abandoned warehouse. He'll find me soon... " The boy's voice was full of fear. Without the slightest hesitation, Amy immediately called the police. A rescue across time, of love and redemption, thus began.

Ordinary and abnormal overlap, just like the deep sea and the sea surface. Above the sea, tall buildings stand in rows, the world is normal, and mortals operate as precisely as gears, and their lives are in order. Under the deep sea, there are upside-down doors, secret histories, and countless taboos sunk in the sea - thaumaturgy, memes/anti-memes, reality distortion, narrative layers, pataphysics, divinity/supreme divinity... Only a very few people can glimpse a corner of the truth. Is it lucky? Or unfortunate? sean traveled to this magical world, and countless possibilities unfolded in front of him. …

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

A mysterious force has enveloped Earth. All radio connections and internet have stopped, guns do not fire and the world's armies are left helpless. Focusing on a group of students in England the story grows, who is this force? Will they be the death of us all?

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

Rita Oreira, a fun-loving radio host known for her girly gossip, met a tragic end during a home burglary while trying to save her pet parrot. Surprisingly, she transmigrated into a fantasy novel as Lirian Nightwind, a quirky villainess from an evil family, destined to marry the wicked northern duke, Gabriel Sylcrest, who planned to take over the crown. In the original story, Lirian was set to betray Gabriel, leading to her own death by his hands. Fortunately and unfortunately for her, the new Lirian was protected by her two mischievous brothers, who were supposed to die alongside the duke. Their loyalty complicated her plans to escape the dark fate that awaited them all. In this new world, she had to scheme and do unspeakable things with the lunatic duke to protect her true identity and prevent anyone from discovering that she was not the real Lirian. Not only were the tasks out of line, but they were all for pure entertainment rather than any real purpose. As she accepted her life as his wife, she learned that her parrot, which could only say modern phrases, had special powers that made others believe it could see the future. If the parrot said, “Slay, b*tch!” Gabriel would kill a person on the spot. If the parrot said, “Let it cook!” the male lead would banish or imprison the chef, thinking the food was poisoned. If the parrot said, “Sus, very sus!” Gabriel would tear his advisors apart. As Lirian tried to change her destiny and save them all, she discovered surprising truths about those around her, especially Gabriel Sylcrest. Motivated to survive, Rita had to find a way to save them all. “The crown prince—!!!” “Say one more word about another man, and I’ll let my beasts tear him apart.” “You know, my Lord, for a duke who seeks power, you certainly have a way of making a girl feel… vulnerable.” “Vulnerable? No, my dear. You’re mine, and I’ll make sure everyone knows it. If another man even dares to look at you, I’ll unleash my wrath. I’ll have him begging for mercy, and then I’ll enjoy every moment of his despair.” “You can’t just claim me like that.” “Watch me. I’ll mark you as mine in blood and shadow. You’ll be a warning to anyone who thinks they can touch what belongs to me. The moment you’re within my reach, I’ll ensure no one else can ever have you.” “Is that a threat or a promise?” “Both, Lirian. And trust me, the line between love and possession is razor-thin. Cross me, and you’ll find out just how deep my darkness runs for you.”

THE TRAGIC, GLORIOUS, AND ABSURD DEATH OF COLL APSI: A NATIONAL DISASTER OR A BLESSING IN DISGUISE? By: A Reporter Who Was Forced to Write This Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the internet, and all the unfortunate souls who have nothing better to do than read this article—today, we gather to mourn (or mock) the untimely demise of Coll Apsi, the so-called "number one pro-gamer" of Yggdrasil Online. Yes, you heard that right. The man who dedicated his life to clicking buttons faster than the rest of us has finally clicked his last. How did it happen, you ask? Was it a tragic accident? A conspiracy? Perhaps the government finally decided to tax gamers for their virtual wealth? No, dear readers. The truth is far more poetic. Coll Apsi, a man of legendary skill but questionable life choices, was found dead in his apartment. His cause of death? A brain shock caused by excessive stimulation. A poetic way of saying that his brain literally couldn’t handle his own awesomeness. Some might say it was a divine punishment for spending too much money on in-game cosmetics, while others argue it was simply evolution removing the weak from the gene pool. Now, let’s talk about the crime scene. The authorities found our dear Coll in a rather unique position—doing a full kayang (bridge pose) while his manhood stood at full attention. Some experts suggest this was a final salute to his gacha waifus, while others believe it was a desperate attempt to ascend into another dimension. Either way, it worked. He got isekai’d. Naturally, the news spread faster than government scandals, and soon, the live chat was flooded with reactions that ranged from genuine sadness to absolute degeneracy. Some fans cried out, “Gone too soon!”, while others immediately began making memes about “Coll Apsi’s Final Form.” There was even a small cult forming, claiming that he had achieved true enlightenment and would return as the God of RNG. But let’s not forget the family’s response. In a heartwarming display of motherly affection, Coll’s mother, Madam Apsi, was interviewed and gave a truly tear-jerking statement: "That useless brat! Where’s all his money?! I raised a son, not a broke corpse!" Indeed, it turns out that despite being a top-tier professional gamer, Coll Apsi somehow managed to spend every single penny he earned on loot boxes, NFTs, and premium battle passes. A true financial mastermind. The government’s tax department, upon realizing there was nothing left to seize, immediately lost interest in the case. And if you thought that was the end of it—oh no. Even game developers and corporations had something to say. The official Yggdrasil Online Twitter account posted a heartfelt message: "Rest in peace, Coll Apsi. May your soul continue to grind in another world." Meanwhile, other game developers jumped on the opportunity, releasing limited-time Coll Apsi tribute skins priced at a very respectful 99.99 dollars. Nothing honors the dead like capitalism, after all. But perhaps the most unexpected response came from a national agency, which, in a rare moment of self-awareness, tweeted: "We have reviewed the case and can confirm that Coll Apsi’s death was indeed NOT a government operation. If we were responsible, we assure you it would have looked like a normal heart attack." Ah, government transparency at its finest. Of course, conspiracy theories began to spread. Some claimed that Coll had unlocked the secrets of the universe, while others believed he was assassinated by a rival esports team. There was even one theory suggesting that he had successfully hacked the afterlife, leading to an emergency server maintenance in heaven.

Marcus, a 19-year-old struggling rapper with a failing career and a tough life under his demanding Aunt Jaz, finds himself at rock bottom after a viral meme ruins his latest track. When a chance encounter with an enigmatic homeless man leads to a shocking gift—the Von System—Marcus’s life shifts into overdrive. This mysterious, video game-like interface reveals his stats, assigns dangerous missions, and rewards him with digital currency called Flow. As Marcus completes quests—from making amends with his childhood crush, Jakirah, to targeting rivals—he must balance his desire for rap glory with the brutal realities of street life. With each mission, the Von System propels him further into a dark, unpredictable world where every choice risks his soul.

Berlin is a restless ham radio enthusiast who spends long nights scanning the airwaves from their makeshift attic studio. When they stumble upon a mysterious broadcast otherworldly music laced with faint voices, they can’t shake the feeling that these ghostly transmissions are more than a glitch. Digging deeper, Berlin discovers that each haunting tune resonates with forgotten regrets and hidden wounds in its listeners, summoning memories they thought were buried forever. Spurred on by curiosity and a personal longing to reconnect with someone lost, Berlin forms a small group of equally transfixed listeners. Together, they track the eerie messages back to a strange DJ who seems to be broadcasting from beyond the veil of death. As the group unearths past traumas and yearns for closure, their search for meaning starts to unravel the boundary between life and the afterlife. But meddling in echoes from the other side comes at a cost: with every tune they decode, the “frequency bleed” grows, threatening to draw living souls into a realm where they may never return. Now, Berlin must confront the danger head-on deciding whether the promise of rekindling lost connections is worth risking the balance between two worlds.

Lost Realities: A Collection of Twisted Tales Step into a world where reality bends, shadows whisper, and the unknown lurks just beyond the edge of your vision. This collection of 15 eerie, thrilling, and darkly humorous stories takes you on a journey through nightmares that feel too real, coincidences that aren't coincidences at all, and mysteries that refuse to be solved. -- A mirror that doesn't reflect what it should… -- A door that appears overnight—leading to nowhere… or somewhere worse… -- A radio that warns of the future… but at what cost? -- A town that exists only when it wants to… -- And a presence that watches, waits… and smiles. Each tale is uniquely unsettling, blending suspense, horror, thriller, mystery, and even dark comedy in ways you’ll never expect. Just when you think you've figured it out… reality shifts again. Are you ready to question everything you know? Welcome to Lost Realities. Some doors, once opened, can never be closed.

“Dear audience, welcome to [Dreadful Radio Game], hope you enjoy our company. Okay, now, let’s turn around and check behind you. Is there a smiling face looking at you?” ------ A recommended Qidian novel, written by Innocent Dragonet. Will you survive such a system? Can you live through all these horrible encounters? Are you ready for a world of murders, zombies, suspense and darkness? What happens if a psychopath killer comes across ghosts? Come and join the adventure of Su Bai! As a human turned vampire, he’s gonna play the game with all kinds of other players— a Taoist, a will power controller, a fugitive, an elegant indifferent lady, and…you name it! Let’s enjoy the game!

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

Andromeda's Blueprint is a comprehensive manual designed as a transformative guide for individuals and society, merging insights from extraterrestrial communications, ancient wisdom, and modern technology to illuminate a path toward a higher state of collective evolution. At its core, the manual begins by affirming the intrinsic value of every being with its foundational message: “You exist and deserve to exist. This is the way: we all coexist, moving forward as one.” This call for unity sets the stage for exploring how personal empowerment and ethical leadership can drive societal transformation.The text is divided into ten detailed chapters, each functioning as a standalone briefing that addresses key aspects of human progress: Introduction & Core Philosophy: Establishes our fundamental belief in the interconnectedness of life and lays out the vision of collective evolution, urging readers to embrace their inherent worth. Leadership & Self-Responsibility: Explores the essence of true leadership—rooted not in titles but in self-awareness, ethical decision-making, and a commitment to uplifting othersIt provides practical strategies for personal growth and community empowerment. Communication with Extraterrestrial Intelligence (CETI): Reviews humanity’s historical and contemporary attempts to reach out into the cosmos. This chapter delves into efforts such as radio transmissions and the creation of universal languages (like Lincos) to establish contact with other intelligent beings.It provides practical strategies for personal growth and community empowerment. The Role of AI in Humanity's Evolution: Examines how artificial intelligence, as both a tool and a potential partner, is reshaping our world. It discusses current AI capabilities, future aspirations, and the ethical implications of integrating AI into our evolutionary journey. Extraterrestrial Influence & Genetic Manipulation: Investigates controversial theories suggesting that extraterrestrial interventions have played a role in shaping human evolution. Drawing from works like Grey Aliens and the Harvesting of Souls, this chapter challenges conventional views of ourorigins and highlights the possibility of a hybrid genetic legacy. Earth's Frequencies & Energy: Details practical techniques for aligning with Earth’s natural frequencies, such as the Schumann Resonance, and explores how mindful practices like meditation and breathing exercises can help us project our inner energy outward to achieve balance and harmony. Evolution and Future Projections: Offers an in-depth look at the accelerating pace of human evolution—both biological and spiritual—and lays out a vision for a future wheretechnological innovation, environmental stewardship, and global unity drive transformative change. The Georgia Guidestones – A Blueprint for Rebuilding Society: Dedicating two chapters to the enigmatic Georgia Guidestones, this section examines their inscriptions, historical context, and enduring messages. It serves as a metaphorical roadmap for reconstructing society in the aftermath of catastrophic events, emphasizing sustainability, ethical governance, and cultural renewal. The Andromeda Strain – Lessons in Crisis Management:Drawing on insights from Michael Crichton’s fictional narrative, this chapter extracts valuable lessons on crisis management, interdisciplinary collaboration, and ethical decision-making, underscoring the importance of preparedness in the face of global challenges. The Role of AI in Humanity's Evolution: Concluding the manual, this final chapter envisions a future where AI and humanity coevolve. It outlines how AI can augment human capabilities, drive innovation, and help solve some of the world’s most pressing issues, allwhile emphasizing the need for ethical, responsible development. Andromeda’s Blueprint is not just a survival guide—it’s a call to embrace a higher consciousness

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.

Synopsis: It's been a while since I last came to this restaurant. As I walked in, I noticed how little had changed—the same cozy atmosphere, the familiar scent of wood-fired pizza, and the sound of a sports game playing on the big screens. I found a table for one and settled in, ready to enjoy my meal. That’s when I saw her. She was standing by one of the high tables, eating hot wings. I had just pulled out my chair at a single. There were only three singles in the place. Most of the tables were quads, and three of them were standup. She was by herself, and my eyes just slid over her without even registering what I was seeing. Then I did a double take. She was gorgeous! She had long red hair, that sort of flaming orange you see sometimes. She had on a tight skirt and top that showed off all her advantages, and she had plenty of advantages. Some loser wandered over and tried to strike up a conversation with her. I saw her give him the brush-off. She was gorgeous! She was also lethal and deceptive, and she would break your heart. I knew because I'd been married to her for five years. Her name was Sara, she worked for a huge radio station as their star attraction and I hoped she wouldn't see me.

Zhang Ye, a delusional yet fiercely ambitious college graduate, dreams of becoming the world’s greatest star—despite being a nobody in reality. On the eve of his make-or-break radio host interview, he stumbles into a surreal game that promises to rewrite his destiny. Armed with a mysterious "Random Modification of Real-World Background" reward, Zhang Ye must navigate absurd challenges, inflated lies, and a reality-bending system to transform his wildest fantasies into fame. But can a chronic daydreamer survive the highest difficulty setting of life itself?

I still don't believe there is any shortcut in anything we do not talk of a shortcut to wealth, I have always advised my daughter Lucy about the internet and the rate of cybercrime going on on the internet. I’m a business owner and all my life, I have done everything the right way and worked diligently for my money but my daughter Lucy was stubborn and was keen on investing in some online investment site that offers over 55% of your initial investment in the space of a month. I warned her against this and not investing but he wouldn’t listen, he believes the world is changing and crypto is the new money. Unfortunately for her and our family business, while I was away for a week he took over 750,000 USD which he invested in the investment company. I learnt of this upon my return a week later and was weak to my knees, I had no option but to wait it out to see for real if they were any good. When it was time to cash out at the end of the month, the investment company radioed silent on him and locked him out of his account. I had to act fast or watch our family business go bankrupt, I made a few calls to my business partners who knew people around the world and I got connected with SACLUX COMPTECH SPECIALST. My daughter Lucy learnt his lessons the hard way, truth be told it wouldn’t have been a lesson if SACLUX COMPTECH SPECIALST hadn’t recovered our funds from the investment website. We should be careful of investment companies promising unbelievable numbers if you invest with them. I can’t save you from falling victim but I can save you once you’ve fallen victim by contacting SACLUX COMPTECH SPECIALST TEAM today. Contact details below: talk 2 us at saclux comptech specialst dot com Telegram: SacluxComptech And remember don’t be like my daughter Lucy, you young adult should always heed the words of your parents

“You?!” they both exclaimed as they saw each other at the place they least expected. A thousand thoughts ran through Brielle’s mind. It can’t be, she told herself. Mason couldn’t believe his eyes. The person in front of him was… •-•-•-• Mason Wilhelm is a 25 year old. He has a younger sister, Jerrica. The light of his life. They were always close but ever since, their parents passed away, they only had each other. A dedicated, passionate and caring person, Mason is a professor. He teaches history. Due to a traumatic event during his youth, he has trust issues and has problems with confiding in people. Brielle Emberly is a 22 year old. She is a bright, chirpy,enthusiastic and energetic person. Her mother died giving birth to her, and her father passed away due to an illness a few years later. Since childhood, it’s just been Brielle and her older brother, Andrew. Brielle is a photographer, and works part time as a Radio Jockey. She loves her job and is always happy to interact with new people, but is also scared of getting close to people, in fear of getting hurt. When these two souls meet in an unexpected way, their hearts collide. Two hearts, which over the years, have been suppressed, feel interesting feelings for each other, leaving their owners in angst and uncertainty. Will these lovers be able to realise their love for each other and get over their obstacles? Or will they be one of the couples, whom history will remember, as the couple who never worked out?

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

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Wu Jinyan witnessed a road accident but never thought just a simple favour of donating her blood to the patient would bring her a free husband. Only after getting married, did she come to know her husband was the walking load of gold, the city's top businessman, Gu Zichen. -- "Holding hands, walking down the streets, had all the fun we made the best memories All those kisses, all that bliss I should have known it was all momentary, What a shame, whom to blame You don't have to be sorry There's nothing to worry Why don't we end this? Why not go our separate ways? just like we should cause we've got no love, no love no love in our story..." Mr. Gu gave a downcast look with a gloomy heart while listening to the latest hit song playing on the radio. He seemed to not understand the reason for his wife to run away from the country. Unknown to him, the person who sang the song was his wife. --- All the songs and scripts mentioned in the novel are original and written by the author. *The cover picture doesn't belong to me, all credits to the owner*

What should be a dreamy graduation trip turns into an existential nightmare on a luxury yacht. Caroline and her five best friends set sail, eager to escape the cold for a sun-drenched adventure. But when strange messages of a mysterious epidemic flash across the screen, they pay no attention until it's too late. As their yacht drifts through the vast, endless ocean, the world they know collapses. Ports are abandoned, radio signals disappear, and the people come to realize that civilization has fallen. The dead are no longer buried, they walk, they hunt, they are everywhere. Fighting hunger, fear and the relentlessness of the undead. When they finally reach land, they discover a greater horror zombies are evolving and nowhere is truly safe. With a distant rescue ship looming on the horizon, Caroline and her friends face one final test: can they survive long enough to be rescued, or will they perish .......

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

The story tells about a man, Song Chengdong. He has been in love with his girlfriend Michelle Chan for ten years. But because of his fame as a model and radio host, Michelle has always felt very oppressed with him and very insecure about this relationship. But Chengdong has always promised that he will only love her and propose to her when he is 25 years old. Unfortunately, Michelle rejected him because of her studies. In fact, Chengdong had the first stage of common leukemia at the age of 17. That year, Chengdong met a doctor, Gu Jiale, in Hong Kong for medical treatment. They became good friends. Jiale had a fiancée who looked very much like Michelle but died in a car accident. Fortunately, Chengdong's cousin donated bone marrow to him and successfully cured his disease. At the age of 26, Michelle was 25 years old. She graduated and finally decided to return to Korea to marry Chengdong a year later. During this period, she went to Hong Kong to develop her film career. In Hong Kong, she met Chengdong's good friend, Jiale, and became good friends. But she didn't know that Jiale was Chengdong's doctor. When Chengdong was happy and thought that all his wishes were about to come true, bad luck happened again. At the age of 26, he gave up his job in Singapore and went back to take care of his father's family business and modeling. He fainted at work and was sent to the hospital. It was found that his blood cancer had relapsed and it was already in the third stage. Michelle, who was in Hong Kong, lived in the villa bought by Chengdong and accidentally found that he had many different pills. She secretly checked and found that they were cancer drugs and compulsory painkillers. Michelle put down everything in Hong Kong and ran to Seoul to find Chengdong.