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"Who here hasn't answered yet?" the teacher smiles crookedly, lounging languidly on his chair. "Oh yeah, how could I forget about you? Ms. Martin, to the blackboard!" "How you've fucked me up, Mr. Gilbert!", I lazily rise from my seat, casting an irritated glance at him. "In every sense of the word!"

Who is the woman in black within the Ceria Forest? Why is there a harp in the middle of an abandoned forest? Who, who is she? What memories are these?

When a Filipino Brings a Gundam to a Sword Fight > "Oh great, another summoner. Just what we need—more useless adventurers." > > *Famous last words from Sir Knight-Who-Got-His-Butt-Kicked* Look, getting isekai'd is already weird enough, but being a Filipino summoner in a fantasy world? That's like bringing *balut* to a fancy French dinner party – completely unexpected and guaranteed to raise some eyebrows. Picture this: There I was, contemplating whether to have *sisig* or *adobo* for dinner, when suddenly – **POOF!** – I got yeet'd into Medieval Times™ faster than my mom could throw her legendary tsinelas. And what did the universe decide to gift me with? The supposedly "weakest" class: *a summoner*. But here's where it gets *interesting*. These fantasy folks thought I'd be pulling rabbits out of hats or summoning cute forest creatures. **Boy, were they in for a surprise!** Because while they were expecting wooden sticks and basic swords, I was busy figuring out if I could summon: * My mom's battle-tested tsinelas (with +20 critical hit, mind you) * A fully-loaded M16 *Armor you say? " How about a mask raider suit! Or iron man armor!(credit to marvel ) * And oh yeah, *casual flex*, **AN ENTIRE FREAKING GUNDAM** Let me tell you something funny about being the "weak" summoner – when you can call forth weapons that would make Michael Bay weep tears of explosive joy, suddenly nobody's laughing at your class choice anymore. Welcome to my story of how a Pinoy turned the summoner class from zero to hero, one ridiculous weapon at a time.

#HAREM, #R18, #ECCHI, #SMUT #ROMANCE [WARNING] ****** /THIS NOVEL CONTAINS TOO MUCH EXPLICT SEXUAL CONTENT, CURSE LANGUAGE **** * ** ******* * **** AUDIENCE DISCRETION IS ADVISED "Willa. Man, that girl. Picture perfect. Like, the kind of perfect that made my teenage hormones throw a full-blown rave every time she walked by. My nightly 'Willa fantasies' were legendary, let's just say. Pure, unadulterated, mind-melting… yeah, you get the picture. So, picture this: me, late for class, scrambling through the hallway like a greased pig. BAM! I slam into someone. Willa. And, oh boy, did I get a show. Turns out, she was going commando. A major, major wardrobe malfunction. And let's just say my body decided to throw its own mini celebration. Instant bulge. Visible. Obvious. Her eyes went wide, a mix of surprise and… was that a smirk? My blood was pumping like a jackhammer. I tried to play it cool, slinking back to my seat in the back. But guess who decided to join me? Willa, blushing like she'd just won the lottery. My heart beating hard. Was she into me? Was this my lucky day? Look, I'm not gonna lie. This isn't some deep, philosophical journey. It's about girls. Hot girls. And, yeah, a harem. Because why settle for one goddess when you can have a whole pantheon? But Willa… she's different. She's the OG fantasy. So, the question is, can I juggle a whole crew and still keep my eyes on the prize? Can I have my cake and eat it too, or will Willa make me choose? Stay tuned, because this is gonna get wild." #HAREM, #R18, #ECCHI, #SMUT #ROMANCE

His name is Franc and he doesn't exactly know that he is of the ancient race of mages, driven to extinction by the alchemists. Oh yeah the alchemists actually run the world now and they have discovered how to use normal humans so that they take on their equivalent exchange or alchemical backlash. When an alchemist kills Franc's mother, the only person who thought Franc was special, all he can think of is revenge. Finding an ancient curse in his mother’s old books didn't help. Now there is a blue moon and zombies! Yes zombies! But these aren't your normal everyday zombies these are thinking, resetting back to zero, ambitious zombies. Will Franc decide to forgive and save his world or will he find the answer only to sit back and watch the alchemists-zombies kill themselves? What is a creative mage to do in a world of arrogant alchemists?

a world a hero all ready going to kill the demon king a human ones dead has come to either kill the hero or the demon king all with the help of the dragon god. Injoy

Dans un monde ravagé par des monstres, Tanza, un jeune garçon doté d'une étrange bénédiction, lutte pour survivre. Entre pouvoir dévorant, alliances fragiles et un passé oublié, il doit choisir : préserver son humanité ou embrasser le destin qu'on lui impose.

She, disappointed by her own family, forced to marry a cold CEO. Him, always like a block of ice, not showing any weakness or emotions. Who'll win ? Who'll fall' first ? Author : " If you want to know the answer, then, read it ". XD

Jonathan Keynes, a thirteen-year-old boy, loves exploration and adventure. He possesses an explosive energy within him that always drives him to push the boundaries of the ordinary. This was not a metaphor, but a reality, when it merged with a mysterious seal from an ancient era, discovered in one of the hidden Korfu Roots temples beneath New York City at a depth of dozens of kilometers. What Jonathan didn't know was that the seal was not just an artifact, but a living being. Its original mission was to keep an evil entity contained within it, until the seal found itself weakened, forcing it to merge with Jonathan to compensate for its weakness. In a mysterious way, the seal took on a physical form, transforming into a ceramic staff adorned with glowing purple engravings. The staff was capable of extending to great lengths and was extremely sturdy, becoming a powerful tool in Jonathan's hands. Over time, Jonathan Kane will realize the extent of the responsibility he carries, and he will learn how to control this entity that has begun to use its limited abilities in unexpected ways. His journey will be filled with challenges and sacrifices in his quest to rid himself of the curse he inadvertently brought upon himself. Whether in the near or distant future, he will have to confront the dark force that resides within him before it completely takes over... literally.

Lucas Ryuuji, A climber who was camping on Mount Salak was watching an anime about a forbidden love story, when he encountered an incident that he would never forget in his life. A cosmic purple meteor fell right in front of him, but somehow it didn't cause too much damage. Lucas had expected something to happen like most of the protagonists of the stories he had read or watched. But Lucas would not have expected a higher dimensional existence to be waiting and arranging a path to the top of the realm. ************************************** This is my first original novel, it may be bad, but this is all in my mind and imagination. (Warning!! There will be an Incest genre) Thank you o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o . . . (oh yeah I forgot, this cover is not mine, I just edited it, if you feel you own it and don't like me using it, please tell me)

这是一个由道德系统掌控的世界，所有人都活在分数之下。低评分人员将会失去所有社会信用，慢慢被社会淘汰，直至被抹除存在。主角意识到了系统的不合理性并试图反抗，直到某一天发现了系统背后的巨大阴谋.... 作者想说：书中探讨了道德被量化是否合理，和一些现代社会发生的的事情。是一本慢节奏的书，不建议喜欢看爽文的人阅读，书中探讨了一些哲学思想，建议喜欢慢节奏，喜欢思考的人阅读。

Raksa, a poor young man living in a small, remote village, leads a life full of struggle. Every day, he works hard to meet the needs of his simple family. Despite living in scarcity, Raksa is known for his kind heart and willingness to help anyone in need. One day, while returning from the market, Raksa accidentally helps an old woman who appears weak and injured. Without knowing who she is, he lovingly assists her until she recovers. However, Raksa's good deed not only catches the attention of the old woman but also brings a significant impact on his life. The old woman, who turns out to be a powerful witch with extraordinary magical abilities, feels indebted to Raksa. As a reward, she gives him a mysterious gift that will change Raksa's fate forever. Soon after, an unexpected event occurs—the Princess of the Kingdom, elegant and charming, visits the village in search of someone with a pure heart and great courage. It turns out that the person she is looking for is Raksa. The Princess, captivated by Raksa's kindness, publicly proposes to him, shocking the entire village and sparking a complicated royal intrigue. Raksa, who has lived a simple life, is now caught up in a royal world filled with conspiracies, politics, and magic. Uncertain of what to do, he must now choose between living a life of luxury with the Princess or staying in the world he knows, filled with struggle but also peace. However, the deeper Raksa enters the palace life, the more secrets and betrayals are revealed. The kingdom, seemingly beautiful and prosperous, is actually steeped in political intrigue and dangerous magical powers. Raksa must decide whether to remain loyal to the Princess or follow a darker path to save himself and the people he loves. Amidst the tension and threats from all directions, Raksa must not only choose his path but also uncover a great secret that could change the kingdom's fate and his own forever.

Our Main character Dave has found himself in a underground ruin of some sort in a casket shaped device with the label S-CSC-#01290. Follow John as he explores the ruin and out of it to discover what has happened to our beautiful earth and how he will rebuild it. The bunker of sorts is dark with few lights running several other caskets are open for a long time. (Hello I am back with a new novel this time that I probably will not drop unexpectedly without warning again) PS. R18 content will not happen in the first 80 chapters I can 100% guarantee further well you just gotta wait and find out Oh yeah plan to post 3 chapters a week

Random Naughty Stories World of warcraft, original works, mass effect, lord of the rings, Warhammer and so on....

Betrothed to a family she despite, Princess Hua desperately attempts to call off her engagement given by the emperor. Just as she thinks she’s found a way out, fate drags her back into the very life she wishes to escape. Can she fight her destiny, or is she trapped forever?

Kraner, a demon born only centuries before the end of the universe. betrayed by his jealous siblings, he found his early fall. but being the favorite son of Lilith, the first woman and the mother of all demons. she presented her youngest child with a gift before his eventual death. reincarnating him during the times of the past, where life was still prevalent. Thriving with violent war, adventure, and most crucially Sex. **** guys, this is essential hentai of sorts. sorry for the bad English as I am not native to it. and fair warning as it includes, cheating and possibly NTR, not for the main character of course. oh yeah. incest. forgot to mention that it includes incest!! and adding some flavor, it may include some disturbing stuff, as I am writing this for my own amusement. HUHUHAHAHAHAHA ....

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] One second, I was a regular 18-year-old student, minding my own boring life. The next? Boom! I got hit by a truck. But instead of resting in peace, I woke up in a mystical cultivation world—not as some weakling but as the strongest cultivator to ever exist! Power? Check. Handsomeness? Overloaded. A harem of divine beauties? Oh, hell yeah! I spent my days drowning in pleasure, mastering the art of dual cultivation (wink wink), and living like a king. What more could a man ask for? Then... my most beloved wife, the strongest of them all, killed me. Mid-action. Yeah, talk about a mood killer. But guess what? I woke up again—this time, back in my teenage body, with a mysterious system whispering in my head. Turns out, my path to power is directly tied to pleasure. The more I indulge, the stronger I become. And this time? I’m making sure no woman dares to betray me again! Revenge? Power? More beauties? I say, why not all three?! Time to dual cultivate my way to the top—again ----------------------- Disclaimer: Dual Cultivation is a unique method of cultivation where a man and a woman cultivate together by having sex.

OH MY GOD—WHAT THE ACTUAL F*?!** Cultivators?! Bus-sized lizards?! WHY IS EVERYONE FLYING AND THROWING FIREBALLS?! Oh, right. I died. At first, I thought, Wait… I know this! I’ve read hundreds of cultivation novels! I can use my knowledge to get ahead! Yeah. No. Turns out, knowing a bunch of tropes doesn’t stop some core formation bastard from exploding my core because I breathed too loud. It doesn’t keep demon beasts from EATING MY FACE OFF. And it sure as hell doesn’t give me a cheat system, a divine artifact, or a hidden master to guide me. So now? Now I just die. And kill. And die again. And somehow, some way, I keep crawling back up—because if I don’t? I’ll stay dead. And after everything I’ve been through? SCREW THAT.

Oh hey there! Welcome to my totally not your average novel. I'm Natsuo, your humble guide (well, maybe not that humble) through this wild rollercoaster of a story. Buckle up because things are about to get real. So, picture this: I was just your regular guy—well, if by regular you mean born into a family of portal-hopping "Dimension Walkers," betrayed by a kingdom, and accidentally sold my soul to Lucifer. Oops. Now I’ve got these wicked powers like gaining all knowledge (yes, I’m a genius), multiplying anything by a trillion (imagine a trillion-dollar pizza), and copying abilities (basically, I'm like the ultimate cheat code). Oh, and did I mention I’m emotionless now? Yeah, turns out selling your soul has some side effects. Who knew? Anyway, things went downhill real fast when the Night Commander decided to try and kill me and my best friend Minami. Spoiler alert: didn’t work. But, in a twist of fate (and some magic portals), I ended up in a new dimension where I ran into some really "interesting" characters, like a dude in a red suit named G.W.A.K.(Guy with a katana) He’s kind of like a talking cartoon with a katana—breaks the fourth wall and cracks jokes like there's no tomorrow. Honestly, he might be funnier than Luci, my annoying floating eyeball companion. Now, with these crazy new powers, I’m hopping between dimensions, stealing abilities from other powerful freaks, and maybe trying to find a way to reclaim my soul before Lucifer decides she wants more than just a one-time deal. Did I mention I don’t play nice? Yeah, if you’re looking for a hero, you’re probably in the wrong place. But hey, stick around! There’s betrayal, epic fights, fourth-wall-breaking shenanigans, and enough sarcasm to fill an entire kingdom. Oh, and if you’re reading this, you might want to keep your eyes peeled—I might just be watching you. discord server:- https://discord.gg/QkbYtJEZ

Imagine this: I’m Li Wei, heir to one of China’s most powerful families. Wealth? Check. Power? Check. Perfect girlfriend? Check. Life is great, right? Yeah, until the world decides to throw a massive tantrum and end it all. One minute, I’m planning to propose to the love of my life, and the next? Apocalypse. Earthquakes, tornadoes, and then—zombies. Because, of course. Oh, and did I mention my so-called friends and girlfriend betrayed me? Yeah, they threw me to the zombies while they zoomed away in their shiny car. Thanks a lot, guys. You’d think that’s where the story ends, but nope. Plot twist: I wake up two weeks before the apocalypse with all the knowledge of what’s coming. Now I get a second chance to not be an idiot. But here’s where it gets even weirder. There’s this soldier who tried to save me right before the world fell apart. He died. I died. Everyone died. But I’m back—so is he, sort of. He’s like this half-human, half-zombie thing, and, surprise surprise, he’s here to help me survive and get revenge. Oh, and did I mention I’ve got these awesome thunder powers? Plus, I’ve got a mysterious system giving me the power to build a base. So now, not only do I have to survive the apocalypse, but I also have to raise these two adorable yet totally creepy twins who somehow popped into my life. They’ve got their own weird powers too. Yikes. Now, I’m not just trying to survive—I’m going to protect the twins, take down the people who betrayed me, and rebuild my life, one thunder-powered explosion at a time. So, yeah. Chaos. The apocalypse. Betrayal. Zombies. Robots. And a very dysfunctional family. What’s not to love?

My first story ever. So what would happen if the characters from Vivziepop, react to one of the many timelines of the SCP Universe, this is going to be one Helluva Broken Day for them. Also, note that I don't own any characters. On a short note, I saw a lot of fan arts about it but not one reaction fanfiction, so I want to be the first to do it. Oh and to TheSilentAssassin, please keep up the good work, it is one of the best crossover stories I ever read. And sorry for doing this without your permission, but I couldn't resist doing this. Also, I'm sorry for not updating my novel, I have so many stuff do and I have a test coming up so yeah.

This is Gonna be short Chapter's ok ok, I'll try to improve it ok, And English is not my First Language so bare with it. And I don't own Naruto, And i upload whenever i want cause im lazy but hardworking, oh forgot to tell Pairings are NarutoxHinata, Idc what ya'll say, no harem to complicated and Mc gonna be Slightly OP

(A/N fuck it another book I gave up on) This is a diary of a ancient person --------------- 1 month passed or at least what felt like one after the great wipe I call it, because I'm the only person left. I spent my days drowning in alcohol. Oh yeah why am I writing this? I should probably give my name and stuff if anybody finds this. My name is Heaven, funny name huh? Because there is no Heaven. I am 21 years old, this the story of my life I guess. I was from a wealthy family, when I say wealthy, I mean wealthy. Could get anything I wanted. No I couldn't, I couldn't a single person to be here haha. I don't know what to say honestly about this. HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT???? Help/---------

Mal, a struggling actor working from gig to gig while working part time, finally lands a role in the film adaptation of a newly popular novel. One cold winter night, while trying grapple his character from the story he gets frustrated and he steps outside for a breather—only to see a car headed towards him. was he dead? or did he survive? Turns out the option is neither! He wakes up, he finds himself trapped in the body of the story’s villain, a character destined to die within a year. With no way to undo the crimes already committed, Mal now is stuck in a the most fantastical world he as ever seen and must try find a way to survive.

Beatrice Hawk's life was full of love and fortune, until she married Atlas Hawk — a CEO with a secret criminal life. After a coma, Beatrice experiences visions of a parallel world where she is Blade, a professional assassin betrayed and killed by his lover, Atlas. When she wakes up, Beatrice discovers that her jealous sister, Victoria, has taken everything from her. Including, stealing her husband. Will Beatrice's visions of another world help her change her fate, or will they lead her down a darker path? #action

You know how some people get super excited about their job interviews? Yeah, I wasn’t one of those people. Meet me—Kieran Vale, a broke college grad with a degree I’m still paying for (thanks, student loans). One day, I find myself in the middle of a totally normal scenario: unlocking a mysterious "system" that rewards me for growing organic produce in the city. I mean, who wouldn’t want a farming side hustle on top of their 500 tabs of nonsense? So now, instead of desperately sending out résumés (and failing), I’m out here unlocking farming tools, skill trees, and weather predictions like it’s a game. And guess what? Every time I grow a plant, I get some new gadget. It’s like if Minecraft and real life had a baby, and that baby was... well, me. The system’s even got automated irrigation and AI drones. I don’t know how to feel about that. Am I a farmer or just a tech geek with a green thumb? But wait—there’s more! Just when I think I’ve got it all figured out, city developers show up wanting to bulldoze everything I’m trying to build. Oh, and did I mention the rival farmers who are way too competitive about their rooftop kale? Yeah, there's that too. Apparently, being an urban farmer means playing a weird game of "who can grow the weirdest vegetables while avoiding getting arrested by city officials." Anyway, I’ve got a decision to make: build a farming empire out of thin air, or let the system’s rewards turn me into some kind of weird urban farming legend. But seriously, author, can we have a moment of honesty? Does anyone actually want to farm this much? Because I’m starting to think the system is less "helpful" and more "let’s see how much Kieran can handle before he breaks." So, yeah, this is my chaotic journey of turning dirt into something worth a whole lot more. Let's see where this farming adventure takes me.