Jjk Comedian

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!! ——— ——— ——— Read My Review Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Bruce is an aspiring comedian, and in more ways than one, he was struggling. His recent performances left the audience in an awkward silence he couldn't break. The only hobby Bruce enjoyed doing during his time of leisure was diving into the bottomless pit of depression called the internet, and reading online novels. Though he loves reading great stories, the other thing that hooked him was the stream of dopamine he gets from online battles. It's the kind of fighting where participants don't need to be strong or even know how to throw a punch, rather, meaningless victory goes to those with the foulest mouth and thickest skin. Both of which was the perfect definition of Bruce. He is one of those people who has a sad and empty existence. Lonesome and unhappy, Bruce finds the feeling of not being alone and joy in pointless arguments online. He's the kind of Bruce that can't throw a one-inch punch but could take one in any shape or form. After giving a bad review on a new popular online cultivation novel and getting the author's attention, Bruce's day became weird. One thing led to another, and before the day ended, he died. When he woke up, he found himself in the body of a young master in a different world. _________________________ Warning: This story is satirical and not for the easily offended. If you are one, please steer away. Though the cover isn't a big-breasted anime girl, allow this note to tell you that this work does include mature themes. Thank you.

Someone who loves kdrama you can come here for the tea

edit: Ok so I took a lot of inspiration from things like Naruto, jjk, bleach, etc. the first chapter is very fucking hard to read but if you read it you’ll get a better understanding of the next chapters and Kintaro. also thank you for over 3k views! kissy face kissy face mwah! synopsis- 15 years ago a demon known as Temebris ravaged the kingdom, and the world. Thousands of sorcerers laid dead at his hands. With all hope lost and fear gripping the world a brave sorcerer step forward defeating Temebris and sealing him away…inside a orphan known as Kintaro… this is his tale to become the greatest sorcerer in the world..!

Born as an unwanted heir, Prince Kaelith has spent his life fighting for a place in a kingdom that never truly accepted him. When a political alliance forces him into an arranged marriage with the enigmatic Lady Seraphine, he sees it as yet another chain binding him to a fate he never chose. But Seraphine is not what she seems. Beneath her beauty and grace lies a woman with secrets—secrets that could shake the very foundations of the kingdom. As Kaelith slowly unravels the web of deceit surrounding his new bride, he finds himself drawn to her in ways he never expected. When a devastating betrayal threatens to break him, Kaelith is left questioning everything: his loyalty, his love, and the truth about the woman who now shares his bed. As war looms and hidden enemies close in, Kaelith and Seraphine must navigate a treacherous game of power, desire, and deception. Will love be enough to mend the wounds of betrayal, or will their secrets tear them apart forever? A tale of passion, political intrigue, and slow-burning romance, The Unwanted Prince is a gripping historical fantasy where love and loyalty are tested in the fires of war.

ever wonder what happens after someone dies well here's what happens note: this is just a story to express my little world and It takes content from jjk and other anime show but the story is my own I don't own jjk and but the ideas inspired are my own

My first work

There has to be some kind of universal comedian that has it out for Deiadalma Reign (dee-ah-doll-muh). No, you don't think so? So you have a better explanation on why she would be arriving home just as a group of men are finishing a hit? An explanation maybe on how exactly all of the timing in the world put her and their victim in the same alleyway just moments apart from each other? Clearly, someone in the cosmos saw a part for "unintentional witness" and thought she'd be perfect for the job. The only question now is, if she can somehow figure out a way to convince the leader of that group to see her as an exception to the "no witnesses" rule.

It's about a guy from somewhere with a notebook. Huh? There is already a famous work about it? No, no, no. This one is a white notebook! Who knows what can it do? Definitely not because the author doesn't know what it does either *whistles* Anyway, it's a world of hunters. Hi, Sung Jinwoo~! In a world of hunters, he is the greatest. And in the world of all that is great, can he find a place for himself? "Save the world? You must be a comedian," someone said while eating burger.

title describes stories plot A/n - I am a big fan of jujutsu kaisen and game of thrones so you may see some similarities in abilities from jjk and some sick incestual relations like that of game of thrones but that doesn't mean i would just copy paste the originals i am inspired by their plot but i will try to write a story in my own way hope you enjoy it

Kim ( Y/N ) was a normal often ignored child. Too Innocent for the world , who was stalked and targeted by a Priest , Jungkook . World Comes crashing around her when she was possessed by an evil entity. Too familiar with this protocol , Jungkook Stepped in for this moment for his desires. Her Exorcism started with pure evil. She was better after , despite of Jungkook's enormous efforts he was kicked out by her brother Chris as he didn't fail to notice things which were not meant to be seen. Jungkook was lusted and obsessed with her , not even a single thought of leaving her lurked in him and eventually striked for a plan to seek his revenge . On the faith of God she lived on , until things took a dark turn as he returned to her life with a powerful demonic phase . Warning :- This Book's completely fictional , deriving the idea of spirituality , faith and psychological trauma . This Book's Not Suitable for Children. Cover :- Author Story :- Author ~ D

"well....i didn't know...a room this dark would be hard to see..."the soul said "i know....i'm comedian"the soul said smugly... ...... as the soul think for a long time...it stop thinking "200,000,000.....200,000,001...i'm bored...200 million second passes...how long is that?....hmmmm2314 days?...man should have taken the math class seriously....whatever...let count again..."the soul said.... . . . timeskip ? "100,000,000,000,000,000,000,001...let just stop..."the soul said in a monotone voice... what will happen to the soul...read the chapter . . . . . hello readers...i know...this isn't a synopsis this is just before the chapter begin...feel free to shit on this novel.. i'm not a novelist...i just wanna do shit...so feel free too and enjoy reading my shit novel

Meet Dave Chuckler, an utterly average office worker whose life takes a bizarre turn when he accidentally acquires the "God of Comedy System." Tasked with transforming Dave into the greatest comedian the world has ever seen, there's just one small issue: Dave has about as much sense of humor as a brick. This isn't just a journey to comedic greatness; it's a hilarious adventure filled with laugh-out-loud upgrades and zany missions.

The entire solar system was destroyed before anyone could notice or even understand what had happened. A massive comet changed its course and ended up hitting the sun, causing a chain reaction that made our biggest star expand and then become a supernova. Five hundred seconds later, Earth started to get hotter, and in five seconds, all the life on the planet burned and died. That was supposed to be the end of the human race, but for some reason, all the humans began to reincarnate as monsters in another world. Those who wanted to struggle and live for a while longer could fight and evolve, even reincarnate in other forms if they tried hard... Kane was one of them, he wouldn’t let himself be hunted without reason, and he was determined to climb up the food chain of that new world that had many fantasy races and monsters, gods and demons, hunters and overlords.

This story is about four crackheads who are going to save the world the main character is a genius clumsy girl who just wented america to fulfill her dreams but at the same time something else was happening on the other sides once half of the world was on the edge of chaos the JJKS team rise up but the point is the truth was something else

Tatsuya Maruyama is a success lawyer. Alexander Kougami is genius physic teacher. Carlos Takamasa is the womanizer scriptwriter. Leonardo Shibasaki is the cold hand oncology surgeon. David Kajima is the funniest comedian of the year. Kris Aikawa is the funky business man. They all have the same problem about woman. --- Berteman sejak masa sekolah, menjadikan mereka berenam selalu paham satu sama lain, dan hingga pada akhirnya satu per satu di antara mereka pun memutuskan untuk mulai melangkah dan mencari pasangan hidupnya. Setelah Tatsuya, Alex dan Carlos menemukan tulang rusuk mereka. Mungkin kisah ini sudah selesai bagi mereka bertiga. Namun, tidak demikian bagi Leo, David dan Kris! Apakah Leo, David dan Kris mendapatkan kesempatan mereka juga untuk bahagia?

⚠️WARNING Cerita ini murni fiktif, tolong jangan dikaitkan dengan kehidupan asli idol yang bersangkutan. Just for fun. Summary: Ketika dua idol yang pernah menjalin sebuah hubungan harus terpisah karena keadaan dan bertemu kembali dalam sebuah proyek dokumenter. Kehidupan para idol yang jauh berbeda saat ada dibelakang layar, kemewahan yang terlihat hanyalah fana. Eunha salah satu member rookie veteran yang kembali mengguncang kehebohan setelah lima tahun menghilang. Skandal yang ia buat bersama JK salah satu member boy group papan atas menggores kembali ingatan penggemar. Terlebih dua idol yang kabarnya hendak menikah namun batal itu akan dipertemukan dalam satu proyek yang sama. Ini sangat menarik, apalagi diam-diam buah cinta mereka bersembunyi disuatu tempat. Bagaimana akhirnya, apakah para penggemar akan menemukan tempat persembunyian sang baby?

"I need to dress well maybe a mafia kidnaps me while I'm shopping." "I guess I need to find a mafia and make him fall inlove with me. What about that Italian mafia!"

An unexpected love story in which Y/n ends up stuck in a book, like literally... and crosses paths with Jeon Jungkook, a cold hearted secret agent that hasn't experienced falling in love before.

Introducción Parados solo observándose sin inmutarse, sin hablar se encontraban estos dos amantes era una noche helada. Se hallaban tan cerca como sus cuerpos se lo permitían con la respiración acelerada y con una corriente de adrenalina que les corría por todo el cuerpo, querían hablar pero ninguno de ellos lo hacía por miedo a perderse, no entre ellos sino a ellos mismos pues si lo hacían no habría tiempo para mirar hacia atrás y enmendar sus errores tendrían que llevar esa carga hasta el fin de sus días, cada se hallaba perdido en sus pensamientos no sabían cómo reaccionar ni mucho menos qué esperar de ese momento, pues si alguno de los dos habla tendrían dos opciones, subir hasta la gloria y tocar las estrellas o estrellarse contra el pavimento y no poder jamás olvidar....

Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war! In the Arabian"fata Morgana" desert with its white mouse bedlam…, Monro-the president of Democrats and Aswad the President of Islamists wishing and dreaming of ruling our world by themselves-totally alone. Meantime, Monro's deputy, Barney the comedian is sent to the front against his will to entertain the troops, but his neck is on the line to keep them amused. Additionally, a group of old and famous Hollywood actors is forced to portray deadly commando soldiers and go beyond enemy lines. Aswad and Monro are Accused of war crimes. When found guilty. Monro and Aswad pulls out their "atomic Judgment Day" phone …and both leaders hurry and push the phone buttons to destroy our world…but something went wrong

" hay Alex it's rude to wake up some one sleeping " " hay roro don't be that soft this is a demon Lord after all he is evil isn't that right guys " " yas he is " that was a shouting from the other four children " so what should we do Alex " the shy girl roro said " let's burn his hair father said that his hair is his life maybe that would work and we would become a heros " it's a comedian story about man who retired to rise the little demon's in the orphanage

Sultan as a comedian

In a world ravaged by a monster invasion fifty years ago, humanity clings to survival within walled cities while hunters venture outside to combat the threat. Among them is Zack, a young man who wanted to become a hunter despite his lack of awakened traits, a crucial aspect for hunters to harness their powers. For three years, Zack struggled in the hunter's academy, unable to awaken any traits, unlike his peers who swiftly manifest their powers and even join guilds. Despite the setbacks, Zack's determination remains unwavering until the very end. On the last day of school, when hope seems almost lost, Zack's dormant trait finally awakens: the cheater trait. With it comes the extraordinary power to learn cheat skills, a rare ability never seen and understood by anyone. Armed with his newfound power, Zack sets out on his journey as a hunter, determined to prove himself and protect what remains of humanity. Along the way, he will face not only the monstrous creatures that threaten their existence and others who envy and fear his power but also the challenges of mastering his unique abilities and discovering his place in a world forever changed by the invasion.