Rick Sanchez Vs The Doctor

—Cuando un día de verano encuentras un pepino apareciendo inexplicablemente en la vagina de una hermosa mujer en la sala de estar, ¿cómo deberías salvarla? —A. Sacarlo. —B. Succionarlo. —C. **********. Años después, cuando Li recordaba de nuevo esta escena, se odiaba a sí mismo por no haber elegido la C... —¡Ay, qué es lo que me está presionando? —exclamó Meng Lin instintivamente, inmediatamente miró hacia abajo y, al ver el contorno alarmante, exclamó sorprendida—. Qianfan, ¿por qué metiste tu bastón blanco dentro de tus pantalones? ¿Tienes miedo de que alguien lo robe? ¡Deja que tu cuñada te ayude a sacarlo! Dicho esto, Meng Lin extendió su mano… —Cuñada, ¿te estabas masturbando? —fingió estar sorprendido Li Qianfan—. Se me ha caído un pepino dentro de la vagina, ¿puedes ayudarme a sacarlo? No es de extrañar que su cuñada pareciera tan sedienta; era porque a menudo no quedaba satisfecha. —Cuñada, no llores, ¡yo te ayudaré a sacarlo ahora mismo! —Tras ofrecerle consuelo, Li Qianfan colocó su palma en el muslo de Meng Lin y comenzó a moverse lentamente hacia el lugar donde estaba sumergido el pepino….

She was wearing a pair of black lace little intimates, tightly clinging to her plump buttocks, the curves below the crease slightly protruding, full of temptation. Under the influence of alcohol and the stimulation of Lin Wanqiu's provocative body, a fire exploded in his heart, and he could no longer hold back, pouncing on Lin Wanqiu…

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?" ”A. Pull it out“ ”B. Suck it out“ ”C.**********“ Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- "Yikes, what's pressing against me?" Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!" With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand… ------ "Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?" Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. "A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?" No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. "Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!" After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

"Rascal, I'm going out to do something, so I can't take care of you any more. You can go down the mountain and have fun. But if you can't find someone who matches your Innate Pure Yang Body in three years, you're finished!" These were the last words the old man, who was Yang Luo's teacher, threw to him before he vanished. Meanwhile, having mastered most of his master's skills, Yang Luo went down the mountain and took his first step into civilization for the first time in years. With his unparalleled medical and martial arts, he sets forth on a journey, befriending new allies and crushing all the enemies that stand in his way, as he attempts to resolve his Pure Innate Yang Body constitution, and cultivate to the top of the world!

"Swish... Swish..." Sounds of trickling water came from the yard, and Wang Daniu groggily opened his eyes, subconsciously reaching down to his crotch, thinking he had wet the bed. But there was nothing. Wang Daniu tiptoed out of bed and peeled open a sliver of the door, under the moonlight he saw a charming woman, scooping water and pouring it over her shoulders, ladle by ladle. Someone was bathing, it turned out…

What a miracle! Who knew that one day an obscure village doctor would become the greatest doctor in the world? Ling Feng, who was merely a nameless doctor working in a widows’ village, broke his jade pendant by accident. The mysterious liquid flew into his palm and entered his body, making him untangle all the rare prescriptions documented in a legendary medical book and inherit the pharmacological knowledge from the ancient magical doctor. From that day on, his life became totally different. Li Yumei, the wife of his best friend, became a widow after her husband died of a mining disaster. Ling Feng supported her and her baby financially and protected them from debt collectors. With time going by, he was having a more and more intimate relationship with her. Wang Yan, a beautiful lady who lived in the village, got bitten by a snake. After Ling Feng helped her, she came to his room every night and had a tryst with him. Li Shiyun, the female village head, caught a kind of rare disease. Ling Feng used his medical skills to help cure her of the disease and save her life. Since then, she had owed him a favor. How was she going to pay it back? And what would happen to them in the future?

The Divine Doctor's soul transmigrated into a female-dominated dynasty, where the original owner had an infamous reputation for cruelty and left behind a mess. Her house was empty, the thatched cottage leaked rain, and the grain bin was already bottoming out. Faced with her handsome husband and then glancing at her own homely appearance, she dashed on the grand avenue toward becoming a Steel Teeth Rabbit! Dare to covet her husband? Beat them up, there's nothing that can't be solved with fists! If there is, just keep on beating! Poor? Utilize Medical Skill, fragrances, textiles, fine food, wineries, get into business, open shops, hire workers, but wait a minute... Why does one after another always make a fuss about running away from home? Good, this time she'll be the one to skip out and let him worry, hmph!

She, a modern hidden ghost leader of an organization which gathered insane prodigies proficient in the various differing skill-sets. Highly skilled in medicine and poison, executes covert assassinations, viewed as insane and demonic in the eyes of people of the world. Killed in an accident, and reborn into the body of a disfigured young girl. What? Face disfigured, identity stolen? A return to the family dim and hopeless? Her identity can be given up, her family can be forgone, but as for the one who harmed her predecessor who inhabited this same body, if she didn’t at least make them scream in unimaginable agony and throw them into a state of wretchedness, how could she live up to her demonic reputation? Endless turmoil ensues and it’s a battle to dominate over all! See how she shook the world dressed in a suit of red, her sword up against the dominant powers that rocked the Heavens! Her name spread across the seas, shocking the earth!

Why is it "Hero" that "Savior" that? Why is it always the same happy ending? "Happy" "Good" "Perfect" endings? You know what? SCREW IT. I will give you all the worst possible ending possible? Why? Because I'm an asshole!

How long can one ignore the voices in their head? Nine years. To Mark, that was the limit. For the majority of his life, Mark White has been fighting a constant battle for his sanity. The voices in his head pushed him toward madness one whisper at a time, and the music he used to ward against them was gradually losing its effects. As his mental state slowly deteriorated, Mark spent more of his time working on a game he had been developing and lamenting his lack of romantic experience. One night, the voices dealt him a powerful blow, bringing their battle to an end. To his surprise, Mark won the battle, but that came at a great cost. The voices might have disappeared, but a visual hallucination arrived to replace them, taking the form of a character from his game: Maids VS Apocalypse. Little did he know that the real apocalypse was already coming for him. ========================================= Check out my other ongoing series! On Webnovel: Valkyrie Smash. On patreon.com/Nomanalive Last Man On Earth, When There Is No Earth? Eating Souls In Another World.

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] The Emperor’s runaway brides have formed a rebel group of scantily clad beauties trained in honey trap techniques. Delphi Chastain is their leader, a fiery beauty with a big axe to grind and a dream of freedom she’s willing to die for. EXTRACT: “Kiss me baby?” she said in her best babydoll voice. He didn’t have to be asked twice. Niko pinned her arms above her head and kissed her roughly with all of the force of the desire he was feeling. Three, two, one! she counted in her head. She bit his lip at the same time as she brought her knee up as hard as she could and kneed the man in the groin. “Ooaah,” he moaned. He fell sideways off her, clutching his balls. She leapt to her feet and sprinted off, picking up her belongings on the way past. “Thanks for saving me baby,” she called cheerily at him as she ran away. “Sorry about the crown jewels, but I’m not going back to the palace, so I don’t need them.” Post-WW3 there’s just the Island, and it’s ruled by the Emperor. It’s back to the good old days of polygamy and keeping women covered and chaperoned. The Emperor has raised Delphi and seven other gorgeous girls in the palace to join his harem, training and surgically enhancing them, like treats in a fantasy smorgasbord. But the girls escape and sail off the Island to the uninhabited Mainland, now overrun by mutant tubiàn beasts created as weapons during the War. Hot on their tails are the Emperor’s Honour Guard. Delphi leads the Girls over, under (^_-), and through the enemy, as they battle and tame beasts and men in their struggle to build an army to take down the Empire. Can the girls survive on their own on the Mainland and build a rebel army? Are there any trustworthy men, or are they all the same? Can the Guards resist the charms of the warrior girls? Do they want to? #enemiestolovers #sexywarrior #r18 #smut #post-apocalypse #war #action #fastpaced #scifi #betrayal #revenge #beast taming #battleofthesexes

A jade pendant of a jade unicorn allowed me to open up a mysterious space that belonged to me alone, and I was forced to travel back to ancient times. Relying on the supplies and medical skills in the mysterious space, I became a miracle doctor and also a favorite concubine.

Luther, a medical student from the modern world, suddenly finds himself in the enigmatic town of Evernight, a place cloaked in perpetual twilight and steeped in mystery. Taking on the role of an apprentice under the wise but secretive Doc Joseph at the local clinic, Luther begins to navigate this strange new reality. But tranquility shatters when the ominous Black Blood Plague descends upon Evernight, ravaging its inhabitants with terrifying speed and even claiming Doc Joseph. Thrust into the role of the town's sole physician, Luther faces an insurmountable crisis. Amidst the chaos, he discovers a mysterious system within himself that not only grants him immunity to the plague but also allows him to tame strange creatures lurking in the shadows. Donning the iconic bird-beak mask of a plague doctor, Luther embarks on a perilous quest to unravel the dark secrets infecting Evernight. As he delves deeper, he uncovers hidden truths about the world around him and about himself, that could alter the fate of Evernight forever. In a land where nothing is as it seems, can Luther harness his newfound powers to save the town and find a way back home? Or will the shadows consume everything he holds dear?

Atlético de Arcana, an empire that seems perfect. With a powerful military, advanced magic, and abundant resources, it stands proudly in the eyes of the world. Yet behind its grandeur, the empire is riddled with corruption, collusion, and the selfishness of its officials. Amid this unseen decay, two individuals whose destinies diverge emerge unnoticed by anyone. Alicia, a reincarnated soul from another world, carries knowledge of the destruction that awaits the empire. And an elderly blacksmith, who has traveled back in time after witnessing the darkness born from a failed revolution in the future. Their goal is the same: to save the nation. But their paths are irreconcilable. Alicia, determined to topple the empire through a grand revolution, believes it is the only way to end the people's suffering. Meanwhile, the blacksmith, scarred by the future and burdened with regret, vows to prevent the revolution that would only bring greater devastation. As fate and time begin to clash, one pressing question arises: will the desire to save the world end up destroying it instead? “Revolution must happen. People have suffered enough.” “Revolution? What’s the point? It will only give birth to new darkness.” A battle of beliefs begins, with the empire’s future hanging in the balance.

VS. is an Death Battle series, featuring official characters from all across fiction, novels, books, mythology, etc etc. vs other characters such as our OC, VS. will span across multiple seasons, depending on the characters you want and recommend! *** to join the VS. please comment your OC(I will read it). and all the details you can. once you fill that out, you will be able to join. and don't forget your OC can be as OP as you want. (atleast make sure they can die.) also, multiple deaths does not mean they lose. but! if they die and have one life, but have a rebirth power. that counts as a lost. branching off of that, thats how it works.

After Stargaze Family executed his family, Noel Ardagan embarked on his journey, restoring his family name with the help of a System. "What? How the heck did she get it before me? The system told me that I'm the only one who knows about it!" Noel Ardagan cursed in anger, "That conniving murdering woman!" "At this point in time, only I should be aware about this tomb. But how did he find out about it?" Anna Stargaze, even after her reincarnation, couldn’t comprehend Noel's actions. The clash between of a person holding a system and a reincarnator who knows everything in the future is about to start.

For Jamie Vayne, life could be better, but he’s not complaining. His career as a musician might not be on the fast track, and he still has to work to earn a paycheck, but his following on a particular platform for the naughty eye in search of the sexy guy is on the rise, and his hookup success nears one hundred percent in terms of both sides’ satisfaction. Life is far from a straight line, and certain enticing curves are to be expected. Less expected is having a curve ball thrown at him by no other than the Sunny Hill gossip rag, Xpress. A weirdo who loves dressing up now follows him around, ruining his chances to score, and the next thing he knows, his failures are displayed in bold letters for all the campus’s entertainment. Jamie loves a challenge. He’ll catch Xpress, and when he does... That’s what this story is about.

Two high school students, Alex and Riley, are polar opposites. Alex is a skeptic, a hardcore science enthusiast who scoffs at the idea of the supernatural. Riley, on the other hand, is a believer, a spiritualist who's convinced of the existence of ghosts and spirits. Their worlds collide when they stumble upon a mysterious antique shop. Inside, they discover a strange artifact - a crystal that supposedly grants wishes. Skeptical, Alex dismisses it as a gimmick, while Riley is intrigued.

Maximus Evander MacGregor is the guy who doesn’t take life seriously—he's rumored to have more dating scandals than you can count. Zane Josh, on the other hand, is the country’s most sought-after chef, dedicated to his craft and with no time for distractions. So, when they meet in an elevator, you'd think it would be nothing but an awkward and ridiculous encounter, right? Wrong. That one messed up drunken night changes everything. Now, in a city so big, it’s almost laughable how often they bump into each other, like fate has decided to make the world too small for them.

Life is a vast ocean of every kind of species, life itself began and evolved from Unicelluler to Multicelluler to Aquatic to Terrestrial to Intersteller beings but one thing remains common the fight to survive among the endless predetors, in human society the fight is still present only the consequences are not so dire. This is an "Epic" of a two wolves one who feeded on anger and other on tranquel ofcourse every person has both it's up to them whom they decide to feed. Alexandrite Zangief an outcast orphan given the oportunity to show his true potential to the world which had rejected him through League of Legends. Brian a 20 year old high school graduate who spits on societal rules and break their strong chain by defying his parents ideas to walk on his dream path to become a professional gamer and ultimately the 'World Champion'.

``` —Hace tres años, fue incriminado y encarcelado injustamente. Su prometida, intentando salvarlo, fue avergonzada, desfigurada y pisoteada, sufriendo humillación... Tres años después, Qin Jiang, con sus excepcionales habilidades tanto en medicina como en artes marciales, ¡tuvo un poderoso regreso! —¡Xu Muge, de ahora en adelante, seré yo quien sostenga el cielo por ti! ```

To heal the sick and save those from near death; anyone would desire such power. Andrew is a battle healer, but unfortunately, he can only heal abnormalities, chaos beasts—or rather, only chaos beasts can endure his healing powers without being harmed, or worse, dying. Andrew lived his whole life being looked down upon, hated, and feared because of his powers, something abnormal. He accepted it, but He hated it. When the day finally came for him to become an adventurer, he made up his mind to become strong—so strong that no one would ever disrespect him again. With his healing powers, he will climb to the top. After all, what is scarier than a person that keeps getting back up?

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What if the world you created one day becomes a reality? The character you created becomes real and they have only one goal: you and your loved ones' death. Nuwa, an aspiring writer whose world turned upside down when the characters from her book started to become real and if it was not enough, the characters seemed to come after her and her loved ones, with the world crumbling. She was left with only one option, killing your enemies before they kill you. Excerpt~ “What do you want, Ryong?” Iseul gritted her teeth, demanding an answer. “Nothing much.” Ryong grinned, ”Just your and little brother’s heart.”

250 episode story with a refreshing climax. Synopsis: In a world where power flows from ancient deities and whispers of darkness loom on the horizon, two rivals are destined for a clash that will shake the very foundations of their kingdoms. Dhruv, agile and steadfast, draws strength from the Deity of Wind, embodying hope and righteousness. Rudra, fierce and menacing, channels the destructive force of Indra, his ambition leading him down a dark path filled with power and cruelty. Shadow Ascendent is an action-packed epic that reimagines the genre with its powerful mythological elements, deep character rivalries, and relentless intensity. As Dhruv tries to redeem Rudra, the two are drawn into an intricate dance of power, betrayal, and destiny. Will light prevail over darkness, or will shadows ascend to engulf them all? Prepare for an explosive tale that breaks new ground in the genre, blending myth, action, and the complexity of fated connections in a way you've never seen before.

In his arms, she found her home, and she wanted to stay in that home forever. …. [warning:Novel is r18 * NO rape * No major misunderstanding!] Status: Completed Novel ****** "Stand up." Yera hissed, eyes narrowed at Xander. "It's already up." Xander smirked and leaned against the headboard of the bed.  He lifted an eyebrow and with a grin added, "Perhaps you need.... skin to skin proof?" Disbelief flashed in Yera's eyes. It was quickly replaced with anger. "You pervert!" "You took advantage of me," he teased. His eyes slowly trailed down her lips towards her neck and with his hoarse voice said, "Or would you like me to remind you... what you did last night?" He was Xander Yang whose hope of marriage ended when he was diagnosed with an erectile dysfunction. Smart and stubborn, the Doctor CEO of Yang Globals group was a very bubbly and loveable person but a difficult man to handle.  However, meeting a certain Deyna Song turned his world upside down. How could his dysfunction vanish when he was around her? What kind of magic does this feisty woman hold? Meanwhile, Yera Han had it all. Aside from being the youngest surgeon in the world, she was also the ruthless heiress of the Life Hospitals Group. Smart, Beautiful and Cold. She was revered as the ice queen capable of bringing back the dead with her hands. However, fate took everything away from her… her love, her property... She was left with nothing and lived as Deyna Song. How could she allow fate to make her dance in its palm? She was Yera Han and she vowed to take all that was hers back! They took everything away from her and now she was left with nothing but vengeance... Then came this doctor following her around offering a marriage alliance? How could she think of getting married when her everything was at stake!  ========== Author's Note: Hope you enjoy reading this ORIGINAL novel of mine. This is absolutely a happy ending. Many thanks in advance for your support. With Lots of Love, EUSTOMA_reyna Other Books: The CEO Who Hates Me (completed) The General Who Hates Me (completed) The Doctor Who Loves Me (completed) The Law of Attraction (completed) Kiss Me Not (in writing) The Untamed: Game of Hearts The Crown's Entrapment contact me at: Discord Link: https://discord.gg/PNGkTUy Facebook Page: @eustoma.reyna twitter: @EUSTOMA_reyna instagram: eustoma_reyna

Manoj, a brilliant student, secures a place at a prestigious university solely through his intelligence and talent, despite his difficult circumstances and lack of support. Yet, misfortune seems to follow him like a shadow. Amidst his wealthy classmates, Manoj faces numerous challenges, feeling like an outsider in their privileged world. But a shocking revelation changes everything: Manoj comes from one of the world's wealthiest families. Then why was he forced to hide his true identity and live in abject poverty? What hardships must he endure, and what drives him to keep his identity a secret?

"Falling in love with you has changed my life” My Omega Doctor is a love story about how Kai( Dominant Omega) a doctor meet a wounded Mike(Dominant Alpha) a mafia member who get hurt after being stab by Russia Mafia in Jeju Island, Korea. Mike who is injured, tried to find a place to hide but he runs into Kai house and get punched by Kai. Because of this meeting, Kai became involved in a Mafia fight and Kai life has been turned up-down. Let's see how Mike has changed Kai life.