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From Thug To Pornstar: I Reincarnated As Jonny Sins, So What!

Alex, a socially awkward guy with a mundane life, dies in the most ridiculous way imaginable — slipping on a banana peel while whacking off to an adult film. His embarrassing demise leads to an even stranger fate: he wakes up reincarnated as Jonny Sins, a rising star in a parallel universe where adult film actors are legendary heroes wielding unique powers of charm, seduction, and stamina. But life as a hero-pornstar is more complicated than it looks. Jonny is guided by Lustina, a seductive, snarky AI system offering him power-ups and quests — all with a price. As he navigates the absurdity of this erotic world, Alex discovers deeper mysteries about the System bound to him. Why was he chosen? What is Lustina’s true purpose? And why does the fate of the erotic multiverse seem to rest on his… performance? Armed with special techniques, limitless stamina, and newfound confidence, Alex must embrace his new identity as the Legendary Hero of Many Professions — doctor, soldier, astronaut, teacher… and aggressive step-daddy — to rise through the ranks and confront the ultimate threat to pleasure and freedom. It’s going to be a wild ride. ––– [Jonny I've got an audition for you, are you interested?] Jonny: what's that? [Do you wanna act in a porn fraction? The role is an amateur twick is available for now] Jonny: Do you really want me to act as an amateur twick?. [If you aren't ok playing the role of an amateur twick, there is another role available. The role of an aggressive step daddy] Jonny: I choose the step daddy! I always loved to be a stepdad. I was born to play this role.
JJ_Francis · 16.3K Views

Je deviens le patron bébé de la mafia

``` Devenir soudainement chef de la mafia dans un monde de superpouvoirs et n'avoir que 3 ans ?! Ainsley Sloan, une jeune passionnée d'anime de 20 ans, se retrouve soudainement dans le corps d'un bambin. Le père s'est enfui avec une femme, et la mère n'était qu'une mère porteuse. Les deux ont laissé derrière eux leur petite fille de 3 ans pour régner sur une famille mafieuse de taille moyenne ! Non, cela ne peut pas être ! Ainsley fut forcée d'embrasser la famille Sloan abandonnée et de les mener au sommet du dangereux monde mafieux, sinon elle mourrait. Mais ne vous inquiétez pas ! Avec le pouvoir de la chance ultime, l'aide de ses fidèles subordonnés, et la protection de ses chats devenus humains, Ainsley va repousser tous les ennemis sur son chemin ! Une rencontre tardive avec un certain système a même pavé un chemin fleuri pour elle. Avec son aide, Ainsley sera le meilleur chef de la mafia, et une exceptionnelle ! Quand les autres chefs de la mafia fument des cigarettes, Ain a un Pocky au chocolat coincé dans sa bouche. Quand d'autres chefs font tourner leur verre de vin rouge, Ain souffle sur sa tasse de lait chaud ! Quand d'autres chefs nettoient leur arme après un combat... Ain change sa couche. Regardez le bébé prendre le contrôle du monde mafieux avec son charme unique de bébé ! 7 ans plus tard. Un certain mini-boss rusé : "Ain, que dirais-tu de devenir ma fiancée ?" Le garçon, cinq ans plus âgé que le bambin, agitait une housse d'oreiller BL édition limitée comme pot-de-vin. Un certain système : gamin, accepte sa proposition ! Pique son argent ! Bordel vous deux. Fiancée mon cul !! Je n'ai que 10 ans ! PS : Si vous vous attendez à une FL badass et rapide, à des gifles et à des actes héroïques dans les 100 premiers chapitres, ce livre n'est peut-être pas à votre goût _____ Livres avec un cadre ancien/moderne : 1. La Femme du Prince Dragon est une Traductrice (terminé) 2. L'Office Boy du PDG est une Fille (terminé) Série protagoniste bébé : 1. Je Deviens le Patron Bébé de la Mafia (en cours) 2. Je Deviens Toujours un Bébé ! (transmigration rapide, en cours) Livre de jeu de simulation de rencontres : 1. Monsieur le PDG, Passe à Autre Chose ! (Abandonné à cause d'un problème de système ne permettant pas de mettre à jour plus de chapitres après avoir accidentellement changé le statut du livre en terminé) Suivez mon Instagram : @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Serveur Discord : https://discord.gg/axqNyHv ```
Zehell2218 · 58.3K Views

Endless Proof: Reincarnation Isn't Justice!

Gavin, the peculiar anti-hero of Endless Proof: Reincarnation Isn't Justice!, is a petite, delicate-looking teenage boy whose outward appearance is as unnerving as his personality. With his diminutive frame and androgynous features, he often draws confused glances, an effect only heightened by his striking hair—split evenly between stark white and jet black, as if his very existence is divided between light and shadow. But it’s his eyes that truly unsettle: deep, black voids that seem to swallow light, as though they’re windows to the infinite emptiness of his soul. His unnervingly blank expression often gives way to smirks of dry amusement, the only hint at the chaos he’s about to unleash. Gavin has long since stopped caring about the endless cycle of reincarnation he’s trapped in. With no original life to anchor him and an unending loop of memories from countless worlds, identities, and timelines, he’s grown utterly disillusioned. He doesn’t even bother pretending to be invested anymore. Instead, he’s made a choice: if the universe insists on thrusting him into infinite lives, he’ll make each one a stage for his dark comedy, turning everyone around him into unwitting participants in his whimsical chaos. Despite his frail, ghostlike appearance, Gavin wields immense power, easily bending the rules of each world to suit his humor. He might conjure a fire-breathing dragon, only to make it sneeze bubbles instead of fire. He’s just as likely to replace the fearsome demon king’s minions with a choir of tone-deaf singing slimes or turn the Chosen Hero’s sacred relic into a banana. His deadpan delivery and unflinching apathy only make his antics more jarring—he’ll face world-ending crises with the same energy he uses to decide whether breakfast should include toast. Though Gavin’s jokes are seemingly harmless, they often force other characters to face the absurdity of their own existences. Arrogant knights, stoic kings, and brooding villains are all reduced to bumbling fools in his presence, their grand destinies shredded by his relentless mockery of the narratives they cling to. Yet, underneath his sharp wit and apathetic exterior lies a tragic core—an eternal loneliness born from existing without an origin, a person without a home or purpose. For Gavin, humor is both a weapon and a shield, a way to stave off the crushing weight of eternity. While others see him as an unpredictable force of nature, he sees himself as the punchline to an unfunny cosmic joke. His actions may seem random, but there’s a method to his madness: to remind everyone, including himself, that in a world as absurd as his, laughter is the only thing that makes sense.
Seven_Darkness · 743 Views

The Rejected Alpha's Vengeance

[COMPLETE || WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 21+ // Watch Me Burn Them For You] "And if someday you see me, remember to forget my name, or karma will bow." **** For Awuor’s power, her people had done the unthinkable, in the history of werewolves. Her beta and brother, Dom, murdered their mother, the Sicario luna and blamed it on Awuor. In his grief, her father didn't bother to try and find out the truth, instead, for murdering her mother, he gave his daughter the worst punishment any alpha could ever get. He banished her from home, but Awuor’s wasn’t the usual banishment. Her father neither stripped her of the alpha title, nor did he make her a rogue. Instead, Alpha Sicario forced Awuor to be an exiled alpha, a woman so powerful, but with no one to rule over. Her mate, Jer, a power-hungry bastard, stepped up to rule the Sicario pack, since Awuor, the reigning alpha, was away, and Jer never once sought her out. Just like everyone else, he had betrayed her when he claimed a different woman, without rejecting Awuor. As the gates of Sicario closed on her, as her people watched her in disgust and disappointment, the daughter of Sicario had just one thought. A PROMISE of destruction & vengeance; she would ruin them all. *** [EXCERPT] "Either you're from the Dawson pack, the Bluemoon pack, or the Sicario pack, because you're definitely not from our Greyson pack. You must have done something really stupid for your alphas to banish you, even though you have no scent of the ferals. "So that could mean you're not a feral, but you're certainly not that important to your people. You seem to have an attitude and reek of power, that's why you don't appreciate anyone talking to you like a regular wolf. "But all of that doesn't matter right now, because you are the unwanted little wolf. The girl without a home, the rejected wolf who can't be claimed by anyone else. You're dressed in banana leaves because you have no clue how to make proper clothing on your own. "— or even check the feral cloth reservoir on the west of this forest. The fact that you have stayed so close to the other three packs is because you don't want to be away from home and are somehow hoping that they'd want you back. "Allow me to spell it out for you and make it easier for your probably useless brain to understand, little wolf, no one wants you. I'm only taking you to my alpha because your presence here is a nuisance to us, and for some reason, the alpha is interested in you. "And before you get any ideas about mates and whatnot, our alpha is already mated. So will you get up on your own, or do we have to take you stripped? Because I for one have no problem doing that. We could just treat you like the rogue that you're not," Adolf said to Awuor who still had her angry smirk on.
she_osprey · 1.1M Views

Kamil untuk Titah

Deskripsi cerita : Seorang wanita (Titah) yang sangat mencintai seorang pria (Kamil), Cinta Titah bertepuk sebelah tangan karena Kamil mencintai wanita lain, dan akhirnya Titah bertekat untuk merebut cinta Kamil. Dan ketika itu, Istri Kamil (Dinda) dan anaknya Wulan mengalami kecelakaan yang membutuhkan banyak sekali biaya karena istri dan anaknya harus di operasi, Titah pun datang dengan menawarkan bantuan dengan syarat Kamil harus menceraikan Dinda serta meninggalkan anaknya (Wulan), kemudian menikah dengan nya. Titah pun memberikan waktu satu kali dua puluh empat jam (Sehari) untuk berfikir. Akhirnya Kamil menyetujui syarat yang Titah berikan, Kamil pun menceraikan dengan Dinda, lalu Kamil pun menikah dengan Titah, yang saat itu Titah sudah resmi bercerai dari mantan suaminya (Ridho). Setahun menikah dengan Titah, Kamil pun semakin Sayang pada Titah (mencintai Titah) wanita yang tidak pernah Kamil tau kalau Titah mencintai nya. Tokoh : Kamil (Mantan suami Dinda, ayah Wulan, dan suami Titah) Titah (Mantan istri Ridho, ibu Rizky, dan istri Kamil) Dinda (Mantan istri Kamil, ibu Wulan, dan istri Eka) Wulan (Anak dari Kamil dan Dinda) Ridho (Mantan suami Titah, ayah Rizky, dan suami Siska) Rizky (Anak dari Titah dan Ridho) Eka (Suami dari Dinda, Adik tiri Titah) Roy (Ayah tiri Titah) Paijo (Pengasuh dan supir Rizky) Purnomo (Juru masak di rumah Titah) Juminten & Darmi (Asisten rumah tangga di rumah Titah) Ucok (Tukang roti di komplek rumah Titah) Bono, Udin, & Darmo (Security di rumah Titah) Dll
Titahkesumaward · 10K Views

The Viola Knights A Sci-Fi Symphony

Buckle up, space cowboys! We're about to embark on a wild ride through the cosmos that'll make your head spin faster than a pulsar. Our intrepid pilot thought they were in for a smooth cruise between star systems, but boy, were they wrong! One minute they're cruising through subspace, the next - WHAM! Their ship's split in two like a cosmic banana split. But here's the kicker: half the ship (and half the pilot!) materializes in a world of high-tech gadgetry, while the other half lands in a realm where magic rules supreme. Talk about being in two places at once! Our discombobulated pilot, now with a serious case of interdimensional jet lag, gets rescued by a group calling themselves the "Knights." Don't expect shining armor though - these folks are more into mining than jousting. They do, however, sport some nifty mech suits that would make any medieval knight green with envy. Why the heavy-duty gear, you ask? Well, in one world, they're dodging dinosaurs on steroids, while in the other, they're fending off magical beasts that look like they've stepped right out of a fantasy novel gone wrong. As our hero(es) settle into their new double life, mining manganese nodules on one side and magical stones on the other, they think they've got it made. But hold onto your helmet, because space pirates, cosmic anomalies, and mysterious forces are about to turn their world(s) upside down! Who knew being torn in half could lead to such an exciting life? Strap in, folks - this split-personality space opera is about to take off!
adjahobrisa6937 · 2.8K Views

The Reincarnated Nobody: Please control your power

Max’s life takes an absurd nosedive when he dies during a marathon—not from exhaustion or injury, but from slipping on a banana peel and crashing into a dog, all because the Grim Reaper was too busy on a date to collect his soul on time. If that wasn’t ridiculous enough, his funeral is a rush job, with Max being buried almost before he’s cold. It’s like the world couldn’t wait to move on without him. In the Netherworld, Max is offered a “sorry for killing you by mistake” compensation in the form of a magical fruit. But instead of playing it safe, Max decides to go big or go home and grabs the Forbidden Fruit, which turns out to be a cosmic-level power-up. Reincarnated on a faraway planet, Max quickly discovers that he’s now the most powerful being in the universe. The problem? He has zero control over it. Even using 1% of his strength could turn mountains into dust, and don’t even mention what happens when he sneezes—whole planets go poof! Poor Max can’t even walk normally without risking planetary destruction. It’s like being Superman with the clumsiness of a toddler. As Max zooms through space, trying to keep his powers in check, he can’t help but wonder how he’s supposed to live a low-key life when the slightest hiccup could send the universe into chaos. His journey is less about fighting bad guys and more about trying to not accidentally destroy everything around him. And with every step, it’s becoming clear that keeping a low profile might be the most impossible task of all.
RAJESH_GOTAME · 11K Views

I Became The Pope, Now What?

Johnathan, an old man with an extraordinary past but an ordinary end, gets reincarnated in a dark fantasy world full of magic, darkness, and mysteries furled. However, he committed a grave blunder by taking the fiction he had read as a reference. Reborn as a baby, he hoped to be deemed gifted by speaking early. One thing led to another, and tragedy struck. The villagers declared him a demon-possessed and called the church. Johnathan, now known as Sylvester Maximilian, realized that he had messed up. When the church's inquisitors came to judge him and burn him on a pyre. As a last resort and to welcome his soon to arrive second death, he started chanting holy hymns as his last breath. Overwhelmed, they kneeled, thinking he was a messenger of Solis. From there, the story of how Sylvester Maximilian rose through the ranks to sit at the top began. But his life won't be ordinary, as he uses his cunning and the tag of 'God's favored' to his advantage. Fighting treachery, unearthing secret plots and world mysteries, facing the darkness around him and creating his place in history, engraving his name in the annals to be forever remembered as the—Immortal Pope, The Young. [A/N: To not mislead you, the novel's name does not mean he instantly becomes the Pope from the start. The story will follow the life of MC. Though he will become the Pope at a pretty young age. 40% of the novel will be based around MC fighting to sit on the supreme throne. If you enjoy world building and lore building, then you will like this story.] ____________ ***Main Tags: FANTASY, ADVENTURE, MAGIC, DARK, STRONG MC(Weak at the start because he's a baby. Not an instant OP though.), WHOLESOME, COMEDY, KINGDOM BUILDING. MENTALLY OLD MC, Politics, Backstabbing, World Building.*** [WARNING: MC will not go around saving everyone. Absolutely not if it puts him in danger. But if he can save someone using his status or position in the church, he will. He will kill innocent people if he has to. MC is not crazy, cynical, or unsociable. The world at some times may seem very DARK.] _____________ [DISCLAIMER] The religion will be fake. I won't make it similar to those existing in our world not to trigger anyone. However, the Church terminologies and designations may feel identical as they are simple vocabulary words. Again, everything you read in this novel is fictional and has no relation to our world. I hope you enjoy my work. Stay safe and eat healthy bananas. ______________ Join the Monke Family - https://discord.gg/DgHkrAn
MisterImmortal · 4.6M Views

The Tyrant King's Accursed Princess

°°Mature Content°° [A razed kingdom, scorched earth – I would burn the world to ashes, invoke the tempests of war if that's what it takes to make you mine, my love] ..... She was cursed that any man who would touch her would die after she bled, and turned into a woman.Her fiancé, whom she loved with all her heart, left, shattering her soul when he learned the truth that she was not for sharing his bed. She vowed to never let any man into her heart, until he came. The arrogant, obnoxious self centered man. She doesn't want to do anything with him, yet she finds himself in the arms of him everytime, and to her surprise her curse doesn't work on him. How much she wanted to kill him with her own hands.. ..... Savage and Ruthless. If his name struck terror in the hearts of the weapons the soldiers wielded, causing them to flee in fear, his mere presence transformed battlefields into rivers of crimson. Handsome and wicked, women were drawn to him like moths to a flame, mesmerized by his dangerous allure. Yet, this tyrant was brought to his knees by a woman as fierce as she was beautiful. And he would not stop at nothing to acquire her heart. Alas, he found it was not easy, for her hatred for men had encased her heart in ice. Can this ice-cold tyrant ignite her frozen heart once more? .... "Wider," He commanded. How much wider does he want? Without complaining, she stretched her mouth beyond, torturing her jaw. "Not enough! Wider." "How much wider must I open for such a small fruit?" She scowled at him. "I have already stretched my mouth wider enough to accommodate an oversized banana." She wondered if he was aiming the fruit into her mouth or secretly studying her teeth arrangement. "The wider your mouth," His lips lazily drawled, a soft chuckle escaping his lips. "The better the chance of accommodating right on the target where your taste buds are yearning, my dear." ...... Cover picture rights to the owner.  
ainsley · 206.7K Views

QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!
Tour_Freak · 531.2K Views
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