Pav Roti Banana

Após se encontrar no mundo dos homens-feras, um leopardo a resgata e mais tarde a rapta. Bai Qingqing sofre um grande colapso mental, porque os machos neste mundo são tão deslumbrantes e bonitos quanto pavões pavoneando-se. Por outro lado, as fêmeas são ridiculamente feias, mas ainda assim altamente valorizadas pelos machos. Como uma linda estudante do ensino médio, ela de alguma forma se tornou a beleza mais hipnotizante deste mundo. O pior de tudo, este mundo é uma sociedade matriarcal. Ela não quer três ou quatro maridos a sua espera! Sua vida se torna em provocar um leopardo, fazer cócegas num tigre, seduzir uma serpente venenosa e capturar uma águia. Bai Qingqing, com um harém completo, está profundamente em lágrimas. Ela realmente não queria nada disso. "Ei, ei, Irmão Leopardo, Irmão Tigre, Irmão Serpente, Irmão Águia, o que vocês estão fazendo? Fiquem longe!" Há quatro protagonistas masculinos: O jovem e forte leopardo, a emo e silenciosa serpente, o poderoso tigre e a águia solitária e distante.

``` Devenir soudainement chef de la mafia dans un monde de superpouvoirs et n'avoir que 3 ans ?! Ainsley Sloan, une jeune passionnée d'anime de 20 ans, se retrouve soudainement dans le corps d'un bambin. Le père s'est enfui avec une femme, et la mère n'était qu'une mère porteuse. Les deux ont laissé derrière eux leur petite fille de 3 ans pour régner sur une famille mafieuse de taille moyenne ! Non, cela ne peut pas être ! Ainsley fut forcée d'embrasser la famille Sloan abandonnée et de les mener au sommet du dangereux monde mafieux, sinon elle mourrait. Mais ne vous inquiétez pas ! Avec le pouvoir de la chance ultime, l'aide de ses fidèles subordonnés, et la protection de ses chats devenus humains, Ainsley va repousser tous les ennemis sur son chemin ! Une rencontre tardive avec un certain système a même pavé un chemin fleuri pour elle. Avec son aide, Ainsley sera le meilleur chef de la mafia, et une exceptionnelle ! Quand les autres chefs de la mafia fument des cigarettes, Ain a un Pocky au chocolat coincé dans sa bouche. Quand d'autres chefs font tourner leur verre de vin rouge, Ain souffle sur sa tasse de lait chaud ! Quand d'autres chefs nettoient leur arme après un combat... Ain change sa couche. Regardez le bébé prendre le contrôle du monde mafieux avec son charme unique de bébé ! 7 ans plus tard. Un certain mini-boss rusé : "Ain, que dirais-tu de devenir ma fiancée ?" Le garçon, cinq ans plus âgé que le bambin, agitait une housse d'oreiller BL édition limitée comme pot-de-vin. Un certain système : gamin, accepte sa proposition ! Pique son argent ! Bordel vous deux. Fiancée mon cul !! Je n'ai que 10 ans ! PS : Si vous vous attendez à une FL badass et rapide, à des gifles et à des actes héroïques dans les 100 premiers chapitres, ce livre n'est peut-être pas à votre goût _____ Livres avec un cadre ancien/moderne : 1. La Femme du Prince Dragon est une Traductrice (terminé) 2. L'Office Boy du PDG est une Fille (terminé) Série protagoniste bébé : 1. Je Deviens le Patron Bébé de la Mafia (en cours) 2. Je Deviens Toujours un Bébé ! (transmigration rapide, en cours) Livre de jeu de simulation de rencontres : 1. Monsieur le PDG, Passe à Autre Chose ! (Abandonné à cause d'un problème de système ne permettant pas de mettre à jour plus de chapitres après avoir accidentellement changé le statut du livre en terminé) Suivez mon Instagram : @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Serveur Discord : https://discord.gg/axqNyHv ```

One Click Changed Everything. Zayan Malik Was Just A Regular Guy With A Habit Of Clicking Every Shady Pop-Up Ad He Saw. But This Time, Instead Of Getting A Virus, He Got Something Much Worse—a System. Not A Normal System, Though. This One Sends Him Daily Missions Like “Hug A Policeman,” “Scream I’M A BANANA In Public,” Or “Flirt With Your Boss And Run.” While Other Heroes Get Swords, Spells, Or Super Strength, Zayan Gets Coupons, Cringe, And Public Humiliation. Now, With His Life Turned Into A Daily Reality Show Of Chaos, He Has One Goal: Figure Out Who Installed This Glitchy Nightmare And Why It's Ruining His Life—One Embarrassing Mission At A Time. Because Sometimes, The Wrong System… Might Be Exactly What The World Needs.

When Dirga signs a mysterious contract, his world is turned upside down. Shadows stretch, reality bends, and he’s thrown into a brutal game where power means survival — and the cost is everything. Guided by a devil with a smile too wide and a past too deep, Dirga must train body, mind, and soul in a realm where death is never far and every choice echoes beyond comprehension. Armed with evolving powers and a weapon tied to his very will, he steps into a world ruled by chaos, facing monsters, trials, and truths that were never meant to be uncovered. But in a game designed by devils, with rules no one fully understands — how far can conviction carry a man who fights not to conquer… but to protect? Our milestone 30 Power Stones = 1 bonus chapter 10 Collections = 1 bonus chapter 30 Reviews + Comments (non-spam) = 1 bonus chapter 1 Golden ticket = 1 bonus chapter

She's gonna kill the instructor, Alpha," Talon had said. "Or herself. Or both. There's no telling with that one. The sex ed teacher made her do diagrams today." Apparently, the instructor was relentless. No subtlety. No metaphors. No poetic euphemisms. Nope. Just hard, anatomical facts and brutally graphic expectations. And Luna? Poor, brave, deeply mortified Luna? She was dying. Every. Single. Day. Kyllian smirked as he stepped into his quarters. Her scent hit him instantly. He heard a thud upstairs. He climbed the stairs quietly, not wanting to startle her mid-breakdown. At the top, he paused, listening. "…and then she said, if you do not properly stimulate the upper hood of the clitoris—WHAT EVEN IS A CLITORIS HOOD?! Is it a hat? Why does it need a hat?!" Kyllian barely contained his laughter, biting his knuckles as Talon's voice drifted back. "Technically, it's a fold of skin. Like a protective flap." "Oh my GODS, Talon, get out before I break something over your head." There was a loud thwap. Possibly a throw pillow. Kyllian finally entered the room, casual as ever. "Sounds like your education is going well." Luna turned, her eyes wide with righteous fury and embarrassment. "I'm scarred, Kyllian," she hissed. "Mentally. Emotionally. Spiritually." He raised a brow. "That bad, huh?" "She made me draw a penis yesterday." Talon snorted behind her. "It was terrible. Looked like a deformed eggplant." Luna hurled a throw pillow at him. "GET OUT!" Talon darted from the room with a cackle. "So," Kyllian said, lounging back in one of the plush velvet armchairs in the sitting room "What did you learn today that has your knickers in a twist?" Luna, standing in the middle of the room with her arms crossed and a deeply offended look on her face, sighed dramatically. "I learned how to perform oral sex." Kyllian blinked. "I… I beg your pardon?" She tilted her head, sarcasm oozing from every word. "Oral sex, Kyllian. With detail. And a diagram. And a banana." "A banana?" "A banana!" she repeated, throwing her hands in the air. "Like, is that standard procedure?" Kyllian grinned, his amusement growing. "Come on, tell me how she explained it." His tone had shifted less teasing now and more intrigued, though he still wore that maddening smirk. He shifted forward in his seat, elbows resting on his knees. Luna narrowed her eyes at him suspiciously. "Why? So you can laugh at me?" "Absolutely," he said with zero shame. "But mostly because I want to see this banana demonstration for myself." With a dramatic groan, she snatched the nearest banana from the fruit bowl on the coffee table. The irony that it had been sitting right there, mocking her with its yellow smugness, was not lost on her. She held it up with two fingers. "Okay, so first, she said this is the penis…" Kyllian held up a finger. "Wait. Did she call it that?" ***** What happens when a werewolf princess is created for one sole purpose? For revenge against the vampire prince. Princess Luna is artificially mated to Prince Damien. She fights the bond with everything and even agrees to an arranged marriage with Alpha Kyllian. but when her survival depends on a hard choice, the prince chooses to mark her even when it meant it would take him down. Dying and still refused by the werewolf princess, he has to find a way to provide an heir for his people or his uncle Gabriel will turn the entire Blood City upside down if he takes the throne. His people look to him for their own survival but then his only chance of living might be to find his true mate. Will his bond with Luna be able to withstand what fate and politics throw their way?

One jog, one rogue banana peel, and Alex finds his life abruptly… over. But instead of pearly gates, he wakes in a blinding white place to learn he's Soul Unit 742,981 and has been flagged for reassignment. His destination? A vibrant world of cultivation, magic, and very enthusiastic dragons. His new job? A Systems Trader, a cosmic peddler of unique abilities. Now, with a growing catalogue of systems and a burgeoning understanding of his new, bizarre role, Alex realizes his true potential. By giving others systems, he can create a network of powerful individuals. He'll embark on a journey to forge his own sect of system users, not by training them, but by bestowing upon them the very tools they need to become mighty!

Diving into dungeons, slaying monsters, and… filming porn? When the mana apocalypse struck, 15% of humanity awakened supernatural abilities, becoming the world’s new superstars: conquering dungeons, leveling up, and raking in fame and fortune. Kaiden wasn’t one of them. Stuck among the powerless 85%, he was just another broke college student, until a banana peel sent him tumbling into a very unconventional system. Now, his path to power isn’t through leveling up alone, but through fame as well. To thrive in this new world, he’ll have to master more than just dungeon clears and combat... Kaiden must conquer the world of adult content to rise to the apex. Blending action, romance, and slice-of-life, this novel aims to deliver an unforgettable adventure! ... There's a pinned review with many details on what you can expect from the story, but I'm going to answer here the one pressing question I imagine most of you will have: Will the MC allow other men to see his harem members in action? Initially, yes. But (SPOILER WARNING) he and his girls will come to a decision together in chapters 198-199, which is to appeal only to the female viewers because they need to increase the 'fangirl' stat to in turn increase the system's rank. From that point on, no males will be able to view their content. As for the old content that's already out there, the system has a special quest for them, and if they nail it, that older material will be completely wiped from people's computers. It will cease existing altogether. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/bjunEkswQ3

Ling Jingxuan, seorang dokter dan pembunuh yang dulunya terkenal di dunia, yang menyelamatkan nyawa dengan satu tangan dan membunuh dengan tangan lainnya, ditakuti oleh pemerintah dan geng-geng dunia bawah hanya karena namanya. Selama suatu kecelakaan, ia telah bertransmigrasi menjadi seorang pria yang tidak memiliki apa-apa selain dinding kosong di rumahnya dan dua anak yang tampak seperti 'roti'. 'Kenapa hidup selalu mengalami pasang surut seperti itu? Mungkinkah hidup ini lebih menyedihkan?', pikirnya sambil memegang dahinya tanpa daya.

Good news to all you can read the advanced chapters of my novel for only 2$/ month from now on in my my patr eon page at: pa treon.com/Fatenovels. thank you for your support.... ...............………………………… All these things would be with 18+ characters only so please don’t imagine strange things and cause me trouble. By the way, I accept suggestions but not negative comments that can spoil my mood, if you don’t like my work just leave instead of wasting my time. ……………………………… (Cultivation, old sixth, jack of all trade, perverted protagonist, opportunities stealing, plunders luck, Netori, netorare, netorase (NTR), exhibitionist, slut, bitch, cuck, gang bang, revenge, cheating, entries, and chances) “The original soul of this body is so unfortunate.” “It just came back in time but the system that thought that it is a foreign soul that wanted to occupy the body has destroyed it and brought my soul in tow to occupy the body. The result is I got a bunch of tragic future memories that saved me a lot of time in this cultivation world.” “Other than the memories there is also a core spirit funnel that can extract, concentrate and enhance anything that was put in to essence form. I awakened a different spirit sanctuary and core spirit in the future.” “The system lets me find the opportunities and gives entries for my achievements but I have to get luck points. It can only be obtained by stimulating others in anyway including seducing and pleasuring, arguing and scolding also causing trouble to the protagonist or heroine candidates. “As for me, I am a person from the modern world with all kinds of literary works. My work can be considered as jack of all trades or a mercenary. I will do anything from killing to doing some skin to skin massage for both men and women to gain benefits.” “What is the point of having moral character when I cannot eat it or enjoy it? It is just a stupid cover to hide by those impotent, incompetent and cowardly people. Unfortunately I died in an accident because someone dropped a banana peel near the road crossing.” “I have almost crossed the road, but I have stepped on this banana peel and fell back right under the big tires of a truck that crushed my head like a plump water melon. So I am here now…” ………………………………………. Entry: treasure finding cannon fodder (Gold=black) ………………………………………. “No wonder the original soul’s life is so miserable” Mohini sighed “I am in this hypocritical country C. I am the descendent of those Tamil spice traders that settled in this country long ago. Well BE A ROMAN WHEN YOU ARE IN ROME” “It looks like I am the true daughter of the swapped child but there is an adoptive step sister that is treated worse. Her job is taken and sent to the country side. She has reborn and sent me to the country side to a desert after selling her job. I did not bully her but she thought I did. But the job they took from her is for the fake daughter that replaced my identity. Naturally the heroine misunderstood and caused problems to me. So technically I am a cannon fodder as the entry suggest. Other than the golden finger heroine has there is another space pendent that belongs to me that she took while empting the house. It is the proof of me identity. So I am here to provide treasures for the heroine. Well I will not do that.” (The MC is perverted and he did not have much moral values. At least she is not a beast and just wanted to live well with pleasure and good life.) …………………………….. It will have perverted features, read it at your own risk. ……………………………….

Di jantung kerajaan Eldoria yang megah, di mana menara-menara batu menjulang anggun seolah menggapai surga dan sihir mengalir dalam setiap napas kehidupan, lahirlah seorang pemuda bernama Kael. Ia bukan seorang pangeran berdarah biru, bukan pula ksatria gagah perkasa dengan warisan pedang legendaris. Kael hanyalah seorang rakyat jelata, dibesarkan di antara gemerisik daun-daun hutan Whisperwood dan aroma tanah basah setelah hujan. Tangannya lebih akrab dengan bilah sabit untuk memanen gandum daripada gagang pedang, dan impiannya tidak melampaui cukup remah roti untuk hari esok. Namun, di balik mata birunya yang jernih tersimpan percikan takdir yang belum terungkap, sebuah kekuatan yang bersembunyi di bawah permukaan, menunggu momen untuk meledak. Ia sering kali merasa tertarik pada reruntuhan kuno di pinggiran desanya, tempat di mana rumor sihir terlarang berbisik di antara bebatuan yang ditumbuhi lumut. Tanpa ia sadari, benang-benang takdir mulai terjalin, bukan hanya untuk menghubungkannya dengan rahasia Eldoria yang terkubur, tetapi juga dengan seseorang yang ditakdirkan untuk berdiri di puncak kekuasaan, seseorang yang hatinya akan terpaut pada pemuda biasa ini. Ketika bayangan kegelapan mulai menyelimuti Eldoria, mengancam untuk menelan cahaya sihir dan cinta, Kael akan menemukan bahwa kekuatannya bukanlah pada pedang atau gelar, melainkan pada keberanian hatinya dan sihir yang mengalir dalam darahnya, yang akan membawanya ke dalam pusaran intrik kerajaan, bahaya, dan sebuah romansa yang melampaui batasan kelas dan takdir. Akankah seorang rakyat jelata sepertinya mampu mengubah jalannya sejarah dan mengklaim cintanya di dunia yang diperintah oleh sihir dan darah bangsawan?

The powerful leader Freya ended the 10-year zombie apocalypse by leading her team to kill the Zombie King. Just as she was about to become the president, she slipped on a banana peel and died. She woke up in the 1970s, inside the body of a pretty but foolish village girl who used dirty tricks to force a soldier into marriage. The original girl was drugged by a love rival and almost lost her purity? Freya fights back tooth for tooth, eye for eye. Her husband is now disabled? It’s okay. She has a magical spring and medical skills. Her family was thrown into a labor camp because of the silly girl's actions? No worries. She’ll make a great contribution and rescue them herself.

Heaven and earth are benevolent towards all things… "Benevolent? Who wrote this garbage? The so-called Heavenly Dao is just a cosmic butcher hiding behind empty words! Balance? Order? My foot! Endless wars, reincarnation cycles, and countless tragedies — all in the name of ‘destiny’." On Earth, he was an ordinary Asian guy — average grades, average job, no girlfriend, and a healthy obsession with cultivation novels. One day, a mysterious accident ends his boring life. But instead of reincarnating into some young master’s body or getting a cheat cultivation technique, he wakes up to a shocking revelation: He has become the new Heavenly Dao! Apparently, all his predecessors — countless so-called "Dao spirits" — failed miserably, plunging the realms into endless chaos. The mysterious System that governs cosmic order has finally chosen an "outsider" to fix things. But there's a catch: ➤ The System won’t hold his hand. ➤ No quest logs screaming “Go save the cat!” ➤ No divine guide whispering in his ear. He must use his own human intelligence, shameless cunning, and a bit of Earthly common sense — plus his OP heavenly powers — to straighten yin and yang, reconstruct reincarnation, and reforge a truly fair world of cultivation. Yet, nobody knows his true identity. To the cultivators, "Heavenly Dao" is an untouchable, cold-blooded, merciless force that enjoys watching them fight and die for karma points. They would never suspect that their current "Dao" is a clueless Earthling trying to act cool while learning on the fly! "Oh? The righteous sect is trafficking a nine-tailed fox beauty? Let me casually twist fate so they slip on banana peels and reveal themselves to the entire continent... Wait! Why are all these fox women proposing to me?!" As he fumbles through conspiracies, unravels ancient mysteries, faces off against demonic overlords, and accidentally builds a massive harem (he swears it was not on purpose!), he remains determined to rebuild a world where no one is forced into endless slaughter in the name of “balance.” "Watch closely! I — the Earth’s most normal guy — will rewrite heaven itself, and make even the heavens tremble from laughter... and maybe a bit of fear!" --- Genres: Eastern Fantasy, Cultivation, System, Comedy, Drama, Slice of Life, Action, Adventure, Harem, Smart MC, OP MC, Satire Tags: Reincarnated as a system/Dao, Secret Identity, Misunderstandings, Witty MC, World Building, Strong to Stronger, Mythical Beasts, Beautiful Disciples, Realm Wars, Karma, Fate Manipulation

Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason

He was the kind of boy who gave stray cows roti for good luck. Who smiled through struggle, worked hard, and believed in karma. But life gave him nothing. Not mercy. Not miracles. Just a sudden death under the wheels of a speeding car. Now, reincarnated in a cruel world ruled by gods, monsters, and mercenaries, he wakes up with a strange power burning inside him—a curse, a gift, or both. As fate twists tighter, demons offer deals, and angels lie, he must fight not just for survival, but for the life he was never allowed to live. This is not a story of revenge. This is a story of a kind soul forced to become a hero— in a world where kindness dies first. This work is authored by Aash_Dhull ( Aash.0206 ), currently also being submitted to Royal Road.

Scared by Blood – In a world where beast tamers hold great power, Samuel, a young tamer with an extraordinary and forbidden ability, embarks on a journey that will shape the fate of the continent. Unlike ordinary tamers who control living monsters, Samuel can tame the souls of dead beasts, gaining their powers and even commanding their bodies. The Beginning: Samuel lived a peaceful life in a small village until his mother revealed the truth about his father and his hidden power on her deathbed. Determined to grow stronger, he left home, trained in secret, and eventually registered as a beast tamer in the capital Zoria. There, he met his closest friends—Elaine, Marianne, Sylvia, and his childhood best friend, Lancelot. The Attack on Zoria & Awakening of Power: While on a job in the capital, Ezekiel (Vox Sanguinis), an infamous beast tamer, led an invasion using monstrous creatures known as the Malugna. In the chaos, Lancelot was killed before Samuel's eyes, breaking something inside him. Fueled by rage, Samuel swore revenge and awakened his Soul Tamer abilities. He summoned Bahamut, the Legendary Dragon, forcing Ezekiel and his forces to retreat. Rising Fame & New Challenges: As Samuel continued his journey, his power grew: He fought and tamed a Leviathan, gaining the ability to breathe underwater. He traveled with his party and Jason, a warrior from the neighboring nation of Sylphora. His abilities spread across the continent, catching the attention of kings, nobles, and enemies alike. He formed complex relationships, including a growing rivalry and romance with Lyra, a noblewoman who served the king. A World in Conflict: Samuel’s increasing power brought both respect and fear. Some saw him as a hero, while others saw him as a threat to the balance of power. The King of Zoria summoned him and his party for high-stakes missions, including investigating a leviathan threat in the city of Lorigna and defending the kingdom from external and internal enemies. But beneath the surface, a greater danger looms—a secret war between powerful factions, hidden forces that manipulate events from the shadows, and the mystery of Samuel’s own past. As he continues his journey, Samuel must face betrayal, loss, and the burden of his abilities. He will be forced to make difficult choices, knowing that every beast he tames, every enemy he defeats, and every soul he claims will shape his destiny. Is Samuel a savior, or will he become a monster feared by all? The world will soon find out.

Bleed for Her Honor : In the mystical mountains of olden Japan, Kaizen, a monk of the secluded Kurogane Monastery, is haunted by his past as a warrior and seeks redemption through a life of devotion. His disciplined world unravels when he meets Sayuri, a beautiful and enigmatic widow living under the shadow of the cruel Lord Daigo. Drawn to her warmth and resilience, Kaizen begins to question the rigid vows that have defined his life. As their forbidden love grows in secret, Kaizen becomes entangled in Sayuri’s dangerous world, where loyalty and betrayal blur. Unbeknownst to him, Sayuri is forced to conspire with Lord Daigo, who seeks revenge against the monastery. When Kaizen abandons his vows to save her, he finds himself betrayed and cast out from the temple. Now a broken man, Kaizen must confront his deepest fears and the ghosts of his past. When he learns of Sayuri’s imprisonment by Daigo, he sets out on a perilous quest to rescue her, risking everything for the woman he loves. Amid battles, sacrifices, and moral conflict, Kaizen discovers the true cost of love and redemption in a world bound by honor and cruelty. In a tale of passion, betrayal, and sacrifice, Bleed for Her weaves a poignant story of a man who risks his soul to protect the one who broke his heart.

The Pale Monarch In a vast multiverse, five Monarchs balance the forces of existence, ruled by the divine Benevolent Eyes. But when Raziel, the Monarch of Shades, betrays and kills Alistair, the Monarch of Light, darkness spreads across the universes. Unknown to Raziel, the Monarch of Souls secretly preserved a fragment of Alistair’s soul and placed it in the lifeless body of Cedric, the son of a town chief on Low Earth. Now reborn as Cedric, Alistair exists in a human body, stripped of his full power. He must grow, learn, and struggle as he rediscovers himself—not just as a Monarch, but as a human. But when Raziel discovers his survival, he unleashes Pandemoniums, monstrous demons that devour mana and destroy worlds. The invasion forces Low Humans to flee to the floating Sky City, where they must live under the rule of High Humans, the privileged children of the Monarchs. As Cedric fights to protect the weak, he begins to unlock his lost power, but the High Humans see him as a threat. Betrayed and cast down to the ruined lands below, he must now survive alone against terrifying creatures—while discovering the truth behind Raziel’s betrayal and his own purpose as the last hope against the darkness. A journey of power, destiny, and humanity begins.

Yuto Kisaragi, siswa biasa yang hobi main game RPG dan berburu roti isi tuna promo, mendadak meninggal dengan cara yang... konyol. (Tersedak sambil nge-raid dungeon di toilet?!) Tapi takdir berkata lain. Ia malah mendapat tawaran dari seorang Dewa Ceroboh: reinkarnasi sebagai karakter “Experimenter” di dunia RPG eksperimental bernama Altheria! Tanpa kekuatan langsung, tanpa skill serangan, dan hanya bersenjatakan pisau roti... Yuto harus bertahan di dunia penuh monster, quest absurd, dan sistem yang sering nge-bug. Namun, ia punya satu keunggulan: kemampuan untuk membuat skill sendiri dengan menggabungkan efek dan sihir apa pun! Dari skill teleportasi sambil makan, hingga jurus "Ledakan Roti Isi", semua mungkin—asal nekat dan lapar! Dunia baru, petualangan baru, dan roti isi yang lebih enak dari dunia nyata. Inilah kisah petualang paling absurd yang pernah kamu baca.

When Elara Bello returns to Banana Island, she walks into a house of secrets and a legacy built on silence. Her sister is dead. A boy is gone. And someone knows what Elara did. Now, with her father’s empire watching her every move, she must decide: expose the truth and burn everything — or stay quiet and let the ghosts win. Whispers That Kill is a gripping psychological thriller about power, guilt, and the kind of silence that kills.

In the modern world, there lives a man named Rei. He has a wonderful skill for art and uses his talent to make a living. However, his luck began to run out when he finished graduating. His works were never sold and he continued to live in poverty. He went out to get some fresh air and unexpectedly, he slipped and hit his head on the concrete floor because of a banana peel. When Rei woke up, he realized that he transmigrated into a villain's body! Can Rei continue to live peacefully inside the scum villain's body? will he be able to endure the incoming challenges that he will face in the future?

Lucas was a loyal and loving boyfriend. But as his girlfriend grew distant—too busy, too full of lies—he began to suspect she was cheating on him. One day, he decided to follow her, only to see her with another man. At first, he thought it was just her gay best friend or maybe a brother… until she kissed him. Heartbroken and betrayed, Lucas rushed toward them, ready to confront her—only for fate to trip him up, literally. He stepped on a banana peel, slipped, hit his head, and died. Just like that. Cheated on, betrayed, and taken out by fruit. But when he woke up… He was no longer in his world. He had been transported into the fantasy novel his friend recommended a month ago—"Secret Malice." And not just that. He now lives inside the body of Crown Prince Zachary Levi Auguste, a man engaged to Natasha Solace Thalven, the infamous villainess of the story.

You ever wake up one morning and think, “Hey, today I’ll just get kidnapped by a dungeon, unlock fire powers, save a girl from goblins, and somehow end up stronger than a wrecking ball with zero muscle mass to show for it”? Yeah. Me neither. Until it happened. I was your average, totally not crazy teenage boy. Kyle Walker. My biggest concern used to be whether my mom would notice I vacuumed only the parts of the rug you could see. Then I woke up with a glowing status screen hovering in front of my face, full-on RPG mechanics in real life, and a “Daily Fortune Wheel” that once rewarded me with a banana-shaped rock. (Yes, really. I still have it. It might be magical. Or just potassium-themed.) Things escalated. Fast. There were goblins. Real ones. Screeching, stabby, and not the kind you want in your bedtime stories. I rescued a girl Azalea Quinn who now thinks I’m some kind of cheat code wielding fire mage. Which, fair. I did throw a fireball. From my hand. While screaming. But the real kicker? I’m not alone. My best friend Rhea is a maybe-descendant of the war goddess Istha. She swings around a spiked club like it’s a purse and has major “goblin-hunter before breakfast” energy. (Okay, the breakfast part is a joke. Probably.) Then there’s Michael, my classmate who can now bench-press lockers and shatter school furniture like it’s made of wet paper. And LETI? That’s the super-secret government agency with mind-wipe squads, lunar-module entrances, and a gym that makes superhero boot camps look underfunded. The only normal human left in my life? Jimmy. My childhood friend. He thinks all of this is just a big anime fever dream. Bless him. So now I’m juggling school, superpowers, suspicious cafeteria meatloaf, and the cosmic prank that gave me strength stats without the muscles to match. So, no,I’m not crazy. Probably.

He died from slipping on a banana peel (naked), only to be reincarnated in a world of monsters, magic, and women with daddy issues. But he wasn’t just any reincarnated loser. He was chosen by the Goddess of Lust and Contracts to become a "Breeding Contractor"—a rare class whose power grows with every ahem fulfilled pact. Each contract sealed with a kiss. Or more. Now, every elf queen, demoness, and bored noblewoman wants to sign his scroll. From icy tsunderes in the north, to yandere priestesses in the temple city, they all want him to “ink their parchment.” In bed, on a desk, or mid-battle—he’s always closing deals. Literally.

#meudiario #jovem #confissões Dezembro 16/2017 Querido diário Hoje o clima aqui em casa não está muito bom, o Valdo? Ops, quer dizer o "banana" daqui de casa tá insuportável tá enchendo a minha mãe de trabalho por que o "banana" não consegue fazer nada sozinho sabe, hoje eu pedi pro "banana" apanhar um cacho de pupunha, e ele não foi mas quando estiver cozida ele vai querer comer, eu fui colher com a minha mãe acabei caindo lá de cima da escada, só por Deus né que eu nem a mãe se feriu por que a queda foi feia, mas e assim aqui em casa mora só eu e a mãe por que só é nós que fazemos os trabalhos pesado cortar lenha, colher pupunha, pegar escada mais eu estou feliz mesmo assim por que eu tenho um Deus vivo que é por nós e ele vai fazer com que a gente saia desse sofrimento, notícia boa eu me matriculei, tô muito feliz graça a Deus ano que vem eu estudo já bom é isso tchau beijos Assinado Lívia

He failed once. He won’t fail again. After getting cut from the pro leagues and disappearing into obscurity, Dirgantara Renji wakes up in 2006—back in junior high, right after losing his parents. Armed with a mysterious system called Echo, and a second shot at life, he’s got one dream left to chase: Make it to the NBA. No matter what.

Les Misérables mengisahkan kehidupan Jean Valjean, seorang mantan narapidana yang dipenjara selama 19 tahun karena mencuri roti. Setelah dibebaskan, Valjean mengalami penolakan dari masyarakat, namun kebaikan seorang uskup mengubah hidupnya. Ia memutuskan untuk menjadi orang baik dan hidup dengan identitas baru. Dalam perjalanan hidupnya, Valjean bertemu dengan Fantine, seorang perempuan malang yang terpaksa menjual tubuhnya demi anak perempuannya, Cosette. Setelah Fantine meninggal, Valjean merawat Cosette seperti anaknya sendiri. Namun, sepanjang hidupnya, Valjean terus diburu oleh Javert, seorang inspektur polisi yang percaya bahwa penjahat tidak bisa berubah menjadi orang baik. Cerita berkembang di tengah pergolakan sosial dan politik di Prancis, termasuk pemberontakan rakyat miskin. Di sana, Cosette jatuh cinta pada seorang pemuda revolusioner bernama Marius. Valjean, meskipun menderita, berjuang demi kebahagiaan Cosette dan Marius, bahkan mempertaruhkan nyawanya untuk menyelamatkan mereka. Pada akhirnya, Javert yang tidak mampu menerima kebaikan Valjean dan konflik batinnya sendiri memilih untuk mengakhiri hidupnya. Sementara itu, Valjean meninggal dengan damai, setelah menunaikan tugas terakhirnya sebagai ayah dan manusia yang telah menemukan penebusan.

"Alternate Universe of DK Country Returns" A magical phenomenon happened at a tropical isle, A giant wooden tiki mask appeared out of the isles volcano. Oddly enough to see how it can't be burned considered he is wood, he claimed this isle their home. Thus, creating his army made by magma and fruits most specifically bananas beknown as tikis. He, The Father, Tiki Tong, created the greatest tribe of all. But alas, some of his tribemate appeared to have feelings for one another. Find out how this tribe survive the isle in A Tiki's Love. Author Note: I was the original writer of "A Tiki's Love" unfortunately I abandoned and forgot about that account. As when I've reread it again, I am so cringed out and embarassed for it was made by a much younger self... As such I decided today to remake that uh- whatever that cringy love story was :') Author Note (04/16/25):I couldn't delete this old book.

L'amour est une épine, transperçant le cœur il cause de la douleur, et le retirer provoque des saignements. Mais même les cicatrices les plus anciennes finiront par guérir au fil du temps.

Tells the story of a young teacher who just lost his wife a week ago due to frequent illness. So she has to take care of her child alone, from preparing breakfast to doing all the household chores. Takeo Hanazono, 26 years old, works as a music teacher who works at a private school, accidentally meets a girl who will attend his music class. Arisa Ichigaya, a 2nd year high school girl who was almost harassed by a bunch of naughty kids, was saved by a teacher because she accidentally passed by.