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"Walid" The Supreme Idiot

In a world where strength and cultivation reign supreme, Walid—a boy with an IQ of 40 and a knack for chaos—finds himself reincarnated into a fantastical realm filled with towering mountains, glowing rivers, and warriors who soar like dragons. But this isn't just any ordinary world; it's one that has no patience for fools. And yet, fate seems to have other plans for Walid. After being thrown out of an orphanage for being "too useless," Walid stumbles upon the Ultimate Provocation System , a mysterious entity that rewards him for angering others. The stronger their rage, the greater his reward. For the first time in his life, Walid discovers something he excels at: annoying people. Armed with his newfound system and an absurd amount of luck (stat: 9999+), Walid embarks on a journey to survive—and thrive—in a world that views him as nothing more than a walking headache. From publicly humiliating a nobleman to accidentally infiltrating an all-women sect by transforming into a talking snake, Walid’s antics leave destruction and hilarity in their wake. His sheer incompetence becomes his greatest asset, allowing him to bumble through dangerous situations while earning points, abilities, and enemies along the way. But as his reputation spreads, so too does the attention of powerful factions who see him not as a fool, but as a wildcard capable of reshaping the balance of power. Caught between rival sects, vengeful nobles, and a system that constantly questions why it was paired with such a host, Walid must navigate a world where even the dumbest decisions can lead to unexpected triumphs. Will he remain the ultimate nuisance, or will his chaotic presence spark changes far greater than anyone could have imagined? This is the tale of Walid, the Supreme Idiot of the Martial World—a story of laughter, absurdity, and the surprising strength found in embracing your inner fool.
atlas_banaw · 5.9K Views

The Fool’s Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse

You know what’s unfair? For years, I dreamed about adventure—magic, monsters, heroes, all that good stuff. I imagined grand battles, epic quests, and worlds filled with mystery. And then the world actually decided to go full apocalypse. Did it give me a cool prophecy? A legendary weapon? A warning? An OP Skill? Nope. Just dumped me into chaos with nothing but my sharp wit and questionable survival instincts. Fine. I can play this game. Heck, I even got my own survival guide: Rule #1: Find a protagonist. Because let’s be honest, I am not main character material. Main characters are strong, serious, and burdened by fate. I, on the other hand, have spent my entire life dodging effort like it’s a contagious disease. Rule #2: If your protagonist has amnesia, you are screwed. Guess what? Mine does. The regressor, the guy who was supposed to have all the answers, keeps squinting at the apocalypse like it’s an old TV show he barely remembers. “This looks familiar…” Yes, genius, because we’re about to die in it! So now I have to think. Not normal thinking—fool’s logic. The kind of thinking that makes no sense but works anyway. And if that fails? I’ll talk my way out. Monsters? Negotiate. Villains? Trash-talk them until they cry. Death itself? Well, I’ll try to convince it that I’m not worth the effort. And if I die even then? At least I’ll go out proving that fools always find a way. ______ ___ _ [ Please note that this story is a work of fiction and a product of the author's imagination. It contains scenes of violence, death, and may not be suitable for all readers. It is intended for mature audiences only. ]
Peace_in_Chaos · 14.6K Views
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