Object Cringe Intro

How do I know that a goddess wrote that awful harem novel? don't blame me if i give a bad review! Inuzuka Kai thought criticizing a cheesy harem novel was the worst thing he’d do all day—until the goddess who wrote it appears, furious, and traps him inside her cringe-worthy world. Now, he’s forced to live out every cheesy romance trope he can’t stand. Can Kai survive the world’s most over-the-top love story? Or will he end up stuck as the punchline of the worst plot ever created?

The cathedral was a stunning sight, adorned with exquisite floral decorations that did nothing but added to it's grandeur. "We are here today," The priest began, his tone rich and commanding. "To witness the union of Manuel and Yvette in holy matrimony". "Before we proceed, if there is anyone here who knows of any lawful impediment to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace" . . . . . . "I object!". " On what grounds do you object, young man?". This marriage cannot proceed as it would be unlawful. A married woman cannot marry again not when I , her husband is still hale and healthy". Yvette Jasmin, a rising and well-known actress was over the moon about her upcoming wedding. She flew to Paris for her bachelorette party with her friends, however while drunk she haphazardly married an unknown guy who turns out to be her Brother-in-law, the man who had secretly harbored feelings for her for decades. But now entangled, he couldn't help it. Crashing her wedding was another thing, possessively claiming her was another. Whosoever wanted to get to her would have to pass through this wife slave husband.

In an alternate version of Earth where there's only 4 supercontinents on the planet... James Karawei, a boy living in Havok, Ryomania who had mental problems and wanted to "throw the towel in" got into trouble with a powerful and strange organization called "The Syndicate" which led him to make friends as he struggled to fight off their ranks and eventually this led him to awaken his "Divinity", one of the 12 pillars of creation, he will struggle and grow as he tries to find out more about "The Boss" and his strange connection towards him and the "Control" he has over him. ~-----------------------------------~ !WARNING!: This story contains fighting/gore/lore/cringe/breaking the fourth wall/If... you do enjoy it, share it with your friends, i don't like re-telling this story to other parallel universes, you wouldn't understand.... Anyway... Hugs and kisses, YMAM.

I dedicate nothing to you. You may wonder why, or what value there is in giving it to someone else. But what if I told you that this is the most precious thing I possess? Consider it the only reason I am still here, in front of you. This jewel of mine is not just an object; no.. now, I am part of this emptiness. And it is for this reason that I want to give it to you, so that I may remain with you, even when you have nothing left. So, after accepting my nothing, you accept all of me. You could seek something greater, something more tangible, but know that you will never find a more genuine gift. Managed by the PrayingFaces Team, led by writer Mr. Smile.

This is a modern world that is very peaceful like planet earth, but all that changed when a disaster ten years ago came to that world. Some of the humans in that world had awakened special powers that were beyond common sense. Such as the transformation of a body into a metal body, the ability to create fire, a body that can easily penetrate an object without destroying the object, and so on. But unfortunately the people who awaken the ability are feared by those around them because of the abilities they have. Then the world government made a tough decision, which was to exile those who had awakened a mysterious ability to a prison of tartarus in the middle of the ocean. What kind of fate will our main character find?

For an eternity Alfie aimlessly drifts through an endless void unable to do anything but stare into pure emptiness. That is until a star like object appears in the distance, pulling the once aimless Alfie towards it. Descending into a new world, Alfie acquires a system but it goes haywire restricting much of it's capabilities. Without his cheat code will Alife survive his adventures?

Alex, a 16-year-old with sharp wit and undeniable beauty, was known for her confidence and the way she walked with her head held high. She was the object of admiration for many boys at school, though she seemed indifferent to the attention, focusing instead on her studies and aspirations. falls in love with her class teacher

Derrick Witson CEO, Business Man and a total ladies man with a killer smile and a go getter attitude framed by a childhood truama vowed never to fall in love what will happen when he meets Caroline Johnson the Kindhearted children's doctor who doesn't seem to care about it let's find out as we go on this journey of love, friendship, laughter and cringe worthy moment

A young woman has her world shattered as she find herself in the midst of a reality bending turf war, as a race to find the culprit behind a series of strange incidents begins. Only through learning of the power to create mystical objects known as "constructs" will she be able to survive. Will she climb her way to the top, or fall flat like the many who came before?

Xia Yue feels her life is as melodramatically convoluted as a novel. The family that raised her for more than twenty years isn't truly hers, and she's merely a counterfeit rich girl. After confirming she's indeed not a child of the Xia family, she takes the initiative and moves out, making space for the real heiress. And then, she gets knocked out by an object in the courtyard of her new home, and ends up being bound to a system. This system has no sense of martial morality, even going as far as imposing tasks on her forcibly. But the system doesn't care about her complaints, constantly pestering her. Xia Yue is so annoyed, it's giving her a headache. So, she decides to get rid of the system.

On 1977, Voyager I took flight. On 2010, Voyager II sent some rather strange information back to Earth. On July, 2021, Voyager II lost contact with Earth four years before the planned date. At the start of the 26th century, civilization on Earth was isolated and held in captivity. At 10 a.m. on October 27th, 3020, humankind went extinct. One year before the extinction, an ordinary youth Harrison Clark from the 21st century travelled forward in time and arrived a thousand years into the future. He discovered that after he died, he would be returned back to the 21st century. Reading history in the future and changing the future in history. In this seemingly never-ending cycle, Harrison Clark began to look for that one glimmer of hope for both himself and humankind.

Charlie is a young survivor navigating a harsh and unforgiving world. Though inexperienced, he is fiercely determined and quick to adapt, showing flashes of bravery and sharp instinct in the face of danger. As he journeys alongside his uncle Jed, Charlie grapples with the balance between maintaining his humanity and doing what’s necessary to survive. His growth is marked by moments of courage, vulnerability, and a deep bond with Jed, which becomes a source of strength in their relentless fight to endure. I know I know that was cringe

Embark on a divine journey with The Angels' Corner where Gabriel and his angelic companions provide live coverage from Earth. Join Gabriel as he interviews celestial beings, including the Morning Star, Lucifer, and the leader of the Lord's army, Michael. Gain insights into the creation of the world, the introduction of mankind, and the unfolding events in the Garden of Eden, all through the eyes of the angels. "Hello and welcome to ladies and gentle angels to Angel's Corner broadcasting live from Heaven. Today we're going to be talking about man and his adventures on the spherical object,I mean the earth that the Lord God created specifically for him.

After Ander Davis was electrocuted, he not only had storage space, he also had a special superpower - replication. He can copy any inanimate object, which allowed Ander Davis' team to survive when food and clean water were scarce. In the apocalypse, he lives a comfortable life because of his superpowers.

I'M BACK! Fang Muiren survive the apocalypse for 16 years and was planning to survive for more years, but for some reason he felt like living for 16 years is quite enough for a man like him. He could become a legend at this point for surviving that long while being blind. August 08, 2041 — on the way to 'pharmacy', Fang Muiren, one of the original members of Sursist Caravan, fought an entire horde alone, making his whole team escape and do their task, then die at the hand of the abhorrent. November 22, 2023 — a year before the apocalypse began and 15th month of pandemic. Fang Muiren woke up in a soft and scratchy object. He could vaguely guess it as a 'bed'. He place his hand at the bed and close his mind, thinking to scan the whole place. Did they save him? Did Emilito or Cassidy go back for him? Are they crazy? However, instead of shapes taking place and showing him where he is, all he could see is pitch black. His ability is not working. Instead of panicking, he started to feel the object and place he's in. He frowned. Indeed he's in a bed. There's a braille stitched to the upper side corner near a wooden object, it reads; Blue Comforter — Bed. Stupefied, he clumsily stood up and began to feel up everything. 'chair', 'window', 'pot', 'night table', 'lamp'... There's braille almost everywhere, as if this place was designed with his condition in his mind. Walking a little bit more, bumping things along the way, he reached something. "Closet...polo...tank..." God. What's happening? He knows where he is. He's in his room in their apartment. But, its impossible! the building was destroyed and turn to ash after an Abhorrent put it to fire. Is he in heaven? hell? "illusion?...no..." Fang Muiren, a man who rather face the cruel reality than fleet in a false dream world, for the First time wished that everything he's thinking is real. That this is reality, that he went back on time...not imagining or relieving his whole life. "Please be real...." • | • | Author: please come in, take a tour in this little world i am trying to create! *whisper: I hope i won't drop or delete this impulsively.* Author: enjoy! and pardon me for mistakes.... Release: Sporadic, but i hope will be continuous when school's over. COVER NOT MINE, CTTO

Raised to be the perfect soldier for battle, Alexander had risen to be the youngest S rank Merc. After attaining the strength he so desired, his adoptive father had forcefully made him leave the battlefield. Alex unwilling to acknowledge his retirement was given a mission by his adoptive father. "The mission objective is to find a girl in the public High School you'll be attending and protect her." Triggered by the words mission objective, Alexander who had a 100% completion rate, accepted the conditions of the mission. Follow Alexander in his weird, almost comedic high school life. Alex's father: Hey Alex, did you get to school properly? Alex: Affirmative, I reached the designated place on time. Alex's father: So why did you call? Alex: The target I have picked is situated in classroom 1-B, while I'm in classroom 1-A. Asking permission to threaten the Principal into placing me in classroom 1-B Alex's father: DENIED! ... *This is the first part and there is a second novel called Adopted Soldier 2: Changing tides. *The novel is already completed, I'm just adding some after stories.

This short story is a poignant account of a daughter who goes in search of her mother's belongings after the War, in Holland. When she finds them, the objects evoke memories of her earlier life. However she decides to leave them all behind and resolves to move on.

Once upon time a wise man had said, “All men and women are born equal.” Well he lied, no one is born equal if it were so people would not be envious, would not desire harm on each other, especially HIM. Him, who is the envy of many, the goal of others, the object of hatred, the object of love and lust of countless, since he first took his breath. No matter what everyone wishes of him he stood tall and surpassed and flourished no matter what challenges and tribulations stood in his way he broke through them since he first opened his eyes to gaze at the world. The wise man is a liar, after all how can all men and women are equal when the Heaven’s itself decreed him to be It’s most favorite and beloved child.

When people from all over the multiverse are invited into a huge, game-like realm by an old mechanism called Flyod, the only objective is to survive. Players must advance through the ranks E to SSS by completing perilous objectives, defeating adversaries, and amusing the system while engaged in vicious conflicts across dimensions. After an uneventful beginning class, Xiao Dou, an underdog, quickly uncovers a systemic secret that has the potential to permanently alter the course of the game world. Ding! [The System Flyod has summoned you into its grand multiverse!] [Choose your race: Human, Beastkin, Elf, Demonkin, or Undead.] [Class assigned: E-Rank Drifter. A low-tier class with minimal combat potential.] [Skill detected: Type Unknown. Insufficient data to categorize skill.] [Placement complete: You have been assigned to the E-Ranked Trials, where the weakest participants face overwhelming odds.] [Your first task: Survive the Rifted Abyss for 48 hours and defeat 15 enemies to proceed.] [Failure will result in permanent annihilation.]

Her chest heaved up and her soft breast pushed against him, instantly giving him a hard on. It was unusual for Ferdinand to be instantly turned on by such a basic gesture. He thought, maybe his dick was still sore from a few minutes ago when his sister ruined everything. He needed to fuck Jamila this very morning. *** Two brothers, one desire, and a woman seeking liberation. Jamila's newfound independence is tested when she becomes the object of a fierce sibling rivalry. Torn between love and empowerment, Jamila must decide: will she choose the one that sets her soul ablaze or use the power she has over the Garcia brothers to secure her future?

Ryle wants the truth. Ruby wants to stop Ryle. Ryle's objective is simple — seek the truth. His ideology is different, exclusive and offending but there's nobody on his way to stop him. His belief is clear about one thing: Do everything according to your rationale. Ruby — the only friend Ryle has — discards this. She wants to stop him at any cost. What exactly is Ryle's objective? What exactly is making Ruby uncover her unusual protective nature towards Ryle? And most importantly, how exactly will Ruby work out on her plan? Read the novel today to find out!

At first, peace reigned. Then, a mysterious object fell from the sky, its origin unknown. Years later, a towering figure named Siegfried Wissenschaftler appeared in the city where he appeared with a different stature of his own. Despite the strangeness that surrounds him, Siegfried is a beacon of goodness, his generosity remaining constant amidst the strangeness of the city. Now, the questions still remain. Who is Siegfried? What secrets does the city keep? And what connection, if any, exists between the falling object and this unearthly metropolis?

Just more old journal entries of mine, but this time things are a bit more...weighty? Complicated? These journals were written 12 years after those of Volume 1! Let us cringe a little more. Maybe a little less? Looking back now, I wasn't that naive...was I? *Names will be omitted and replaced with "XXXXX" in order to keep some semblance of privacy.*

A lonely girl was deceived into being captured by a race of powerful winged mages to give birth to their kids. The hated fate of their Queen Bee was complicated by the appearance of other more powerful magicians who flew to their colony from another planet. Intro  Welcome to the universe of syrinxes - winged vampires, a multi-gender community. For two thousand years, powerful magicians have been in an endless war with the flesh-eaters Zirux, who outnumber them, so they recruited mortal people to help, colonizing 22 planets and forcing women to give birth to half-breed offspring for the needs of the war. The story begins with the first book, The Syrinxes of Zaria. The action takes place on an abandoned colony seven years away by space ship from the main stronghold of the planet Xantari, ruled by five ancient Archons.

Edward Harding was supposed to be nothing more than a mob character for an otome game known as Doki Doki Magical Love! (*Author cringing SFX*), but due to an accident, he started having headaches that unwillingly gave him weird and mysterious knowledge, that he couldn't comprehend at all. With that more than often useless knowledge in hand, lack of sleep, and good ol' ad-libbing, he would go on to accidentally mess with the game's story and its pacing. The concept is self-explanatory, and I don't think anything else needs to be said about it. It was already published on Wattpad, mostly because I didn't know how many chapters I would end up writing, and now that it's past the 10 chapters mark, I'll be publishing here from now on as well.

At first, I was just an ordinary student who joined the inauguration of Taekwondo new members club. But I don’t know what had just happened. Suddenly there was a mysterious object that dragged my friends and I into a forest in the middle of nowhere. I realized this world that is totally different from what I remember. So many oddities in this place. Starting from horned horses, meat-eating white rabbits, and three meters-tall giant mushrooms. Even though I didn’t believe it at all, I realized that I became one of those oddities. My name is Anggi Nandatria. I’m a Haier-Elvian, a human-fairy mixed race that is very rare in this world. Ilustrator: Jerifin

He wakes in a field without any memories, with only one true objective: to survive. Something is putting his anxiety into overdrive, urging him to run and get as far away as possible, to get inside somewhere safe. He doesn't know who or what it is, but it follows him.

Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He knows all and sees all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while for all the others who don't... impeding doom awaits. The seer's words are absolute. How might you recognize him you ask...? There have been rumors of this man clad in black whose eyes shine a clean crimson glare right through his hermit hat when provoked. He is also rumored to be carrying a Demonic Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young. P.S.: Yes, I am aware that the title might have turned out a bit inaccurate. Forgive this junior.

Jack Ryder is a young apprentice to a skilled but mysterious Alchemist in the towering city of Arcfall, a vertical metropolis divided into levels. Each level, from the dark slums of the Ankles to the sunlit Ribcage, reflects a starkly different way of life. For Jack, living and working in the Ribcage is a dream come true—a far cry from the harsh Ankles where he grew up. Jack spends his days gathering rare ingredients and delivering potions, always eager to impress the Alchemist and learn more about her craft. But during a routine trip to the Ankles, he finds the area eerily empty and is stopped by soldiers searching for a dangerous fugitive. While trying to escape, Jack and the Alchemist discover a strange, dark object hidden in an alley. It’s unlike anything they’ve ever seen, pulsing with an unsettling energy that neither of them can explain. As Jack continues his work, he begins to uncover signs that something is very wrong in Arcfall. The soldiers aren’t just searching for a fugitive—they’re guarding secrets that could upend the city. Strange phenomena are appearing in the lower levels, and whispers of rebellion are rising from the shadows. Jack must figure out the truth behind the mysterious object, the soldiers’ mission, and how it all connects to Arcfall’s future. As the city faces an uncertain fate, Jack is forced to choose: stay safe and keep his place in the Ribcage, or risk everything to protect the people and the city he loves.

Thrown into the body of the novel’s infamous villainess, Lila Argent, the protagonist is determined to change her tragic destiny. However, as she navigates the treacherous court politics and her new life, the once-doomed villainess becomes the object of affection for everyone around her. As secrets unravel, Lila realizes her transmigration may not be an accident—and that love might come at a price she isn’t willing to pay.