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The Reborn Witch had a nice ‘Tea Time’ with the Dragon Queen today

[ Hiatus ] [Additional tag: GL, Yuri, Gender bender, skippable smut, Only Wholesome Romance, Overpowered MC & FL, fast romance] ———————- Centuries of Human-Demon War, countless deaths and warcries, as people treat deaths like daily breadcrumbs....... But now? With a single sway of her staff, Alice the Hero ended the war in less than two years, a devastation that was (traumatizingly) sung through lyres and riddles, forever a tale of a generation that foretold the hero's overpowering journey of the demonkind. Alas this story does not follow the Hero. Following the same timeline, we had Alice's father and mentor, Demond, a reincarnated, retired old mage who lived in a faraway forest. He is a survivor from another recent war named Dragonsong Battlefront, only ended by his courtesy of executing Adalon the Tyrant, whose flames drowned nations and clans in dragonfire, slaughtering countless millions alongside his Dragonkind. Upon listening to Alice's invitation for a Peace Banquet, the Tyrant Slayer Demond grumbly, but happily prepared for his reunion with his daughter. Yet a looming shadow of the tyrant's daughter awaited, for the Honourless Peacekeeper, the Sky Dragon Adrei, asked for Demond's head in exchange for his 'selfish' execution of the Tyrant, as the final resolution to the grudges of the Dragonsong Battlefront. And.........look at where we are now: “…Adrei, this old man requests that you to feed me properly.” “Oh? Is it not a request from your daughter to ‘properly’ take care of your…unique needs?” “I get it, but my mouth is up here, you perverted dragon!” “Ah it seems the wind is blowing quite nicely today…” ———— Discord Server: https://discord.gg/ZnjpQ499Kt Author’s note: The first 17 chapters would be a bit heavy to build the Yuri for a climatic chapter 19, as well as establishing themes but romance is ONLY 1v1 here! No harems! First 47 chapters (80k+ words + the first SMUT scene) is FREE!!! DAILY update at 8-10am (UTC+0). (I’ll try not to oversleep again……… ; ;) ———— (My first book! May be rough around the edge, but hope you enjoy!)
a8tart · 150.7K Views

"Good lord."

The sound of slicing carrots from the kitchen was overoded with whatever sort of noise from the room of the other side. Not that the lady minded anyways, it was a sort of comfortable noise and reassurance that the kids do enjoy it here and held a certain point of comfortability. At least they weren't at all a silent suffering shell. In the other room, the kids were everywhere. Some doing risky thing, like trying to do creative tricks off a ladder, and others talking to their little group. A group of friends laid on the upper bunkers and a few kids were under one of the beds and figured that they started gossiping of heated arguments. Right in the middle of the room was a relatively small number of kids, playing a game of Duck Duck Goose maybe. They hit each other's heads as hard as they could and each reaction they got had rendered poor Jack into a wheezing gasping mess. The girl next to him was looking like she's having the time of her life, and maybe she is. Smiling beauty that could have won this year's beauty contest, was Jane -without-a-last-name. (And although she did have a last name, she prefers not to use it.) And Jane, all bright eyed and such and angel, holy and sweet and you could easily compare it to a toddler who got a bite of his first candy, was having the time of her life. _____ Alternatively, from the author. I guess you could call it a contest submission that and I am always driven by spite and also money. A friend sent this to me and somehow that turned on a sense that I should join this. WSA 2022 submission (If I recited that correctly since I'm on mobile and all) Fantasy and number 4. A female lead who's a vampire dumped at a orphanage or something. Realizes she's a vampire, goes be mature. Decided to write some backbone, a past to look back into for the future chapters. If I get more than a 100K words that would be a relief, if I get an award I think I'll just use that for my first Iphone and use that to play Genshin for the first time. ( I'll touch grass I promise. Why are most of you pay to win in that game anyway lmao) After this is done I might rewrite most things, all I'm doing now is writing every single thing that comes into mind. Though that's not assured yet. My laziness has it's ways with me. No discord, I can't manage it. No way to support me with money, I can't manage that too. Vote stuff, put whatever little thing you want in your comments, and I'll respond with memes and maybe an actual good reply. If you recognize me outside of social media, for one, this is hell, and two, I can't help but use punctuation every damn time.
RRRitz · 4K Views

Dari Penjilat Anjing ke Raja Cinta Sekolah

"Anda tidak bisa bersikap memaksa saat mengejar seorang wanita. Bersikap memaksa itu bagus, tetapi keterampilan juga sama pentingnya. Hari ini kami akan berbagi beberapa kiat untuk mengejar wanita." "Jika kamu ingin mengejar gadis yang keren, tunjukkan kebaikan dan persahabatanmu, raih setiap kesempatan untuk membuatnya terkesan, lalu mulailah menarik diri. Jadilah panas dan dingin dan buat dia meragukan dirinya sendiri, sehingga kamu dapat mencapai pembalikan serangan dan pertahanan..." " Jika kamu ingin mengejar gadis yang buruk, kamu harus tetap sadar dan cukup rasional. Gadis yang buruk memperlakukan perasaan sebagai permainan. Berinteraksi dengan gadis yang buruk adalah permainan. Siapa pun yang menganggapnya serius terlebih dahulu akan kalah..." "Jika kamu ingin mengejar orang yang cerdas, kamu harus menemukan cara untuk menciptakan kesalahpahaman, membuatnya terlalu pintar, membuatnya merasa bersalah tentangmu, dan membuatnya sulit untuk menolak permintaanmu..." "Jika kamu ingin mengejar seorang pecinta makanan kecil, kamu harus melatih keterampilan memasak yang baik. Jika seorang pria bisa memasak, akan ada setengah dari pesaing. Jika kamu ingin merebut hati seorang pecinta makanan, kamu harus merebut perut seorang pecinta makanan..." "Jika kamu ingin mengejar kadal berduri dua... Genshin Impact! Mulai!" ... Qin Luo secara tidak sengaja terikat pada [Sistem Sumber Daya Manusia dan Jaminan Sosial]. Selama dia mempertahankan kepribadiannya sendiri, dia bisa mendapatkan berbagai penghargaan. Setelah 100 hari, kepribadiannya akan berubah otomatis. Aku pikir aku bisa mencapai puncak hidupku melalui ini, tapi siapa sangka kalau kepribadian pertama yang diberikan sistem adalah [penuh kasih sayang]. Kasih sayang yang terkutuk, bukankah itu hanya penjilat anjing? Qin Luo mengumpat dan mengumpat, lalu mengarahkan pandangannya pada gadis cantik yang paling sulit dikejar di sekolah... Kata kunci baru: Apakah kecantikan di sekolah sulit dikejar? Tidak masalah, dia masih punya teman sekamar. Tidak ada pop-up, cewek cantik di sekolah susah dikejar? Tidak masalah, dia masih punya teman sekamar. Unduh teks lengkap buku. Sulitkah untuk mengejar gadis cantik di sekolah? Tak masalah, dia masih punya teman sekamar
siapa_aku172 · 836 Views

RECLAIMING YOUR LOST BITCOIN-RAPID DIGITAL RECOVERY ADVANCE STRATEGIES

The glow of RGB lights still haunts me. There I was, mid-stream, hyping up a Fortnite squad when an email pretending to be a sponsorship opportunity with the subject line "ENERGY DRINK COLLAB!!! *" appeared on my second monitor. I clicked. Big mistake. By the time my chat spammed "*SCAM ALERT" in neon caps, a trojan had already ghosted my Bitcoin wallet, $320,000 gone, poof, like a noob disconnecting mid-game. My facecam caught the exact moment my soul left my body: jaw open, headset tilted, background of anime posters judging me silently. The VOD blew up. Of course it did...Email: rapid digital recovery (@) execs. com Pandemonium erupted. Donation alerts became panic emojis. My mods DM'd links to "HOW TO FIX CRYPTO THEFT" amidst banning trolls. My wallet? A barren wasteland. My DMs? A cemetery of "*F"s and crypto-bros pitching recovery scams. Then, a lifeline—a chatter named *xX_CryptoNinja_69 typed, "RAPID DIGITAL RECOVERY. THEY CLAPPED A HACKER FOR MY DOGE ONCE." Desperate, I Googled them mid-stream, muting to scream into a pillow...Whatsapp: +1 4 14 80 71 4 85. Rapid Digital Recovery’s team responded like NPCs scripted for heroics. “Send us the malware file,” they said. “**And your wallet logs. We’ll handle the rest.” For 12 days, they reverse-engineered the trojan, dissecting its code like speed runners cracking a glitch. The virus, it turned out, was a knockoff ransomware dubbed “Crypto Krush” (its dev had left a “HACK THE PLANET!!” Easter egg in the code, cringe). Rapid Digital Recovery’s squad traced its path, resurrecting private keys from registry fragments and backup clouds I’d forgotten existed. The return stream was record-breaking. I rebooted my rig, wallet restored, and titled the stream "HOW I UNBRICKED $320K (AND MY CAREER)." Chatters donated Bitcoin out of solidarity, and schadenfreude. Even my rival streamer, DrL33tGamer, raided me with 10k viewers. Rapid Digital Recovery? They viewed anonymously and left a sub with the message: "GG EZ. These internet Gandalf's didn't just fix a hack—they authored the greatest plot twist in my online existence. Now, my new website, Stream Vault, runs on a server guarded like Fort Knox, and I vet sponsors like the CIA. That fake energy drink company? Its domain now points to a Rickroll....Telegram: h t t p s: // t. me /Rapiddigitalrecovery1 If your crypto gets pawned by a script kiddie, skip the rage quit. Ping Rapid Digital Recovery. They're the ultimate cheat code for catastrophe. Just maybe have a malware scanner in closer proximity than your energy drinks next time.
Mc_Cabe_Kim · 1.4K Views

“Whisper Of The Veil”

A strong hum of energy and excitement could be felt. A festive celebration was held once every ten years called KIA in memory of their goddess, who was given the ultimate power, which was used in protecting and fighting for her people in her prime On this day, Necromancers were forbidden to use their powers for even the slightest of things. Everything was to be done manually without the consequence of going against it, which was a painful death. People were talking, flirting, kissing, and dancing to the Hospiko spilling out from the violoncello, harp, and lyre. The synergies made the tone expertly, and the athletes produced sweet melodies by performing on the aulos. The KIA was a gathering that consisted of loads of food which was packed at respective places, Ninos were running around and the teenagers were busy eyeballing one another Visitors get cornered by the papou, who welcomes them by presenting the person with a strip of cotton called "Hida.” They treated the visitors with complete kindness, respect, and generosity. Hog roast grilling and cooking were slowly done under the moonlight of the midnight moon Suddenly, the galloping and whining of horses could be heard, and dust rose from the surface, disrupting the joyous celebration. The chariot of horses( Triga and Quadriga) was driven by the charioteers and swordsmen in armor, who were on the horses while holding their swords high above their head The moon reflected through the swords, and shiny shadows glittered on the ground. Swinging and hitting of swords sounded in the once joyous and serene atmosphere “Protect the land of our birth.” Someone shouted in the large crowd The firing of poisonous arrows sent his victims to a slow death. The smell of burning grass huts, slitting of throats with the aid of their swords, axes, and other killing weapons CRises of children and shouts of women who were trying to protect and hide their children could be heard shouts of men and youth defending their territory from the sudden turns of events and unprepared war shook the earth; blood split everywhere and flowed like a river “KYLIA Run! RUN!! RUN!!! And don't turn back and never let them get to you!” Leah shouted, trying to push her daughter away as she fought with one of the men but her daughter kept holding onto her as she also tried to help her mother
Ada_Miniscent · 7K Views
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