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Oh Shiitake Mushrooms Thanksgiving

Reincarnated as a Mushroom?

BLURB > He was reborn by mistake. Raised with purpose. Loved by a god. Worshipped by monsters. And the galaxy doesn’t stand a fucking chance. Irvine’s soul took one wrong turn through the wheel of karma and woke up in a body grown by an intergalactic hivemind goddess with boundary issues and galaxy-sized ambition. Now he’s the golden child of a psychic swarm that feeds on control and burns whole worlds for affection. With Crystal at the helm, warriors like Kimchi, relic-weapons like Kiya, and a council of psionic horrors eager to call him king, Irvine must choose what kind of god he wants to be. Because when a hivemind learns to love... ...it doesn’t know when to stop. The universe will kneel—or get devoured trying. SYNOPSIS Irvine didn’t ask to be reincarnated, but the cosmos had other plans. And it didn’t hand him a cheat code or a clean slate—just one random boon, selected by an uncaring divine roulette wheel. Good karma? Bad karma? Balanced as all fuck. Now he's reborn in the body of a psionically tuned alien hybrid, raised from psychic infancy by Crystal, the hivemind queen of a race so advanced they’ve abandoned individuality for shared omniscience. All except her baby boy. Irvine is the singularity inside the swarm, the first soul allowed to think, dream, and desire independently. Trained by warriors like Kimchi, advised by bio-symbiotes like Kiya, loved ferociously by hive sisters like Diane, and shadowed by powers ancient and unnamed, Irvine is both weapon and wielder, saint and sacrifice. But empires don’t run on hugs and handjobs. As Crystal expands her dominion—across star systems and sentient nebulae—Irvine must lead the charge through blood, fire, and psionic flame. His soul is still human. His body? Engineered for extinction. His heart? Not entirely his anymore.
LITTLE_LYTA · 104.4K Views

The Heavenly Miss Xiulan (Who Is Most Definitely Not a Boy)

In the 3,476th year of the Celestial Calendar, the Heavenly Emperor—whose divinity was rivaled only by his boredom—rewrote the Immortal Code of Gender Assignments during a particularly uneventful spring. According to Clause 89, Subsection Moonlight, Paragraph Absolutely-Not-Optional, any being born with an overwhelmingly high-yin spiritual constitution could only, by universal decree, be classified as female. It was simple. Efficient. Divine. Except… someone made a mistake. A mortal child was born deep within the darkest stretch of the Eternal Spirit Forest, surrounded by mist, mystery, and mushrooms that sang lullabies. He was bright-eyed, soft-voiced, high-yin… and very, very male. The thunder cracked the day he laughed. A white wolf howled. A snake offered him venom like warm milk. The trees whispered ancient songs. And the heavens? Well, they began preparing lightning bolts on standby—just in case someone down there got too clever and said something like: “Wait… is that a boy?” Boom. Thus began the most unusual cultivation tale in ten thousand realms. A tale of a child raised by beasts, mistaken for a goddess, blessed with yin that could stop hearts, and cursed with thunder that would smite anyone who dared question the Heavenly Code. This is the story of Xiulan. Or as the forest calls him: “Our beautiful, powerful, emotionally unstable daughter.” Or as heaven calls him: “ERROR 404: Gender Not Found.”
a_sweet_present · 10.8K Views

Oh No!! I Became a Commander With a Planet Full of Android Yandere's

In the year 2094, humanity united under the TWG (The World Government), achieving a utopia where war, discrimination, and division became relics of the past. This newfound unity propelled technological advancements, leading to interstellar exploration and unprecedented scientific achievements. The pinnacle of this era was the RE: LIFE project, where humanity played god by creating and enhancing lifeforms, shaping them into obedient servants of human will. However, this Golden Age marked the genesis of mankind's greatest folly. The emergence of the Maggie Virus, a pathogen capable of infecting and transforming all biological life into hyper-evolved entities with terrifying abilities; plunged humanity into a millennium-long war for survival. As the infected, known as the Maggie, grew stronger and more adaptive, humanity fought back with the Appros project: android goddesses forged from an extraordinary alien alloy, Eros, that could absorb and channel the life force of human males. Though the Appros offered a solution, the vast potential of the Eros material fractured humanity’s unity. Greed and ambition birthed the TCP (The Circle of Pleasure), a sinful split of humanity, opposing the TWG’s ideals, sparking a new age of conflict between The Gods, who upheld collective progress, and The Devils, who pursued profit and personal gain. Amid this turmoil, Mammon Gold, an unassuming young man with purple eyes and horns, is thrust into a maelstrom of power and responsibility when he unexpectedly inherits his father’s title as the planetary commander of Yanagi. Now, caught between the ambitions of the gods, the greed of the devils, and the relentless threat of the Maggie, Mammon must move around a treacherous galaxy to uncover his destiny and decide the future of humanity itself. His father planet, a place were Eros material could be mine, has potential to garner no less than A-Rank Appros. But their is one problem, all Approses made from the material of this planet, had the Obsessive love trait, as a unique attribute, as a result of this, Mammon life is now flooded with a Harem full of bat shit crazy android woman who are all after his treasure. Now between surviving their love, and brining up his father company, this is the story of how Mammon became a legendary figure in his world.
Inkborne · 10K Views

Oh No, I came with a farming system

"This jinx! What a jinx!" Years ago, a terrible accident left her grandmother crippled. Since then, no one had heard from her parents. Naturally, the villagers blamed the girl—Ye Lianhua, the cursed child. So when she collapsed suddenly in the middle of the square, they gathered around, pointing fingers, cursing her, and watching with cold eyes. Only one person cried for her. Her grandmother, now an old woman in her early sixties, knelt beside her unconscious body, begging for help. Suddenly— “Host… Welcome to your new world. System transfer failed. Host… wake up.” A robotic voice echoed in Ye Lianhua's ears. “What the hell is that noise?” she muttered, shifting lazily in her sleep. Hearing her speak, the crowd went silent. Then chaos. “The jinx isn’t dead?” one woman shouted, cracking open her groundnuts. “Is it her ghost?!” another shrieked. The crowd screamed and stumbled back in panic. Lianhua yawned, rubbed her eyes, and sat up slowly. “Where the hell am I? Wasn’t I just fooling around with six guys in a hotel suite?!” Screams. Confusion. Then— “Host, welcome to your new world. Due to a bug in the system, you have been transferred into the Ping Dynasty… with a Farming System.” WHAT?! Ye Lianhua, a carefree city girl who spent her days traveling, flirting, and living the high life, suddenly finds herself dumped into the body of a village outcast in an ancient dynasty. No phone. No food. Just dirty peasants, a suspiciously hostile village, and… a Farming System? With zero farming skills and an attitude problem, she’ll have to dig, plant, and scheme her way to survival—because dying again? Not on her watch. Enemies? Check. Snarky system voice? Check. Cursed reputation, tragic grandma, spirit chickens, and mysterious seeds? Double check. Can Ye Lianhua go from village jinx to divine farmer… or will this bugged system sow the seeds of her downfall?
Aurius_D · 8K Views
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