Hijikata Funny

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

James just got his life together.. well sorta and now he’s been isekai’d into a pervy game only he has played. The problem is he was to busy wackin it to pay attention to any of the details! Join James in his misadventures in a fantasy world he knows nothing about. Research proves that everyone who reads this story is incredibly intelligent, handsome, and strong… I’m trying to keep each chapter around 2k words and I don’t have a set release schedule yet. I’m posting a few chapters for now and will try to stock a big backlog unless anyone wants me to drop more at a faster rate. While a lot of the time the story will be comedic and fun, do expect some pretty dark events to unfold. There will be quite a bit of smut as well involving moms, daughters, monster girls, futa and a whole lot more. But that will be quite a bit later on, no under age funny business around here!

Just read the fiirst chapter and keep going if you like it. It's funny I promise *wink wink* Contains high doses of tragedy and addresses serious topics such as suic*de and other stuff. Read under your own will.

Global changes have occurred, the world has turned into a game, and strange monsters are raging all over the world. To become stronger and to resist disasters. Everyone is changing classes and moving up their ranks like crazy. Some people become wizards in their first transformation, while others become professional thunder warriors in their second transformation. But Ling Zhan did the opposite. First, he chose a non-professional class and added the blue bar to all attribute points. “It's crazy. I don't have a class. All I have are low-level skills before I change classes. How can I fight in the later stages? What's the use of the blue bars? It can't increase combat effectiveness. It's really funny...” However, when the battle occurs, Level 3 Thunder Warrior: “I'm shocked, non-professionals are so strong?” A certain third-level Elf Queen: “Infinite blue bars, invincible in one-on-one combat, No. 1 in team battles, how can we fight like this?”

Oswin Durnvale, a weary fast-food worker from modern-day Earth, never expected his life to end so abruptly—nor to begin anew in the body of Fray Nightshade, a somewhat wealthy but reclusive young man in a world reminiscent of early modern Europe. Struggling to adjust, Oswin finds himself in a world on the brink of crisis. As Oswin navigates this unfamiliar world, he stumbles upon a forgotten part of Fray’s inheritance—an old violin and a book of hymns dedicated to the Water Spirits. Driven by nostalgia for his past as a musician, he plays the melodies, unknowingly invoking a force beyond human understanding. To his shock, the spirits answer. Magic is real in this world, but it comes at a cost. Power is not given freely, and the more Oswin demands, the greater the strain on his body and mind. With each song, he inches closer to the unknown, toeing the line between a gift and a curse.

Leander is a healer. But he is not like those healers who have it all: the fame, the money and the harems. Because he is chubby. Ranked only F, he struggles with life as a new recruit in the Adventurer's Guild. Until he sees a poster that changes his life and sends him on a journey to lose weight, get the fame, money and the harem. Except, his harem will be full of men. But, such is fate. This is a slow burn BL harem with dungeon delving. It follows the old adventurer's guild troupes with some twists and turns. A journey from zero to hero, one could say. The MC becomes a dungeon core going chapter 86 and forward. You can find the story only on Webnovel. (Fingers crossed that no one will translate it into Russian like the other one! XD) The sequel, Life Skilling, is also complete, and will be posted right after the ending of Anti-cake. A peek in the lives of those who live in the world shaped by the Try Hard Party. A funny slice of life.

Of course my awaking gave me the ability to control and create the very things that killed the only people I had left. Heh funny isn't it they died in front of me and yet their bodies follow me wherever I go. Their warm smiles long gone, the love they held severed, and the light in their eyes long absorbed by the dark abyss of hell. My true name is Enma Anu and I am the God of Death and the father of the dammed. Those who fight for me are my children born of hatred for the cursed creations of man. I kneel to none but the anger that stirs my heart, rage burning so bright the heavens know of my arrival.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Riven is the class clown. Laid-back, funny, and impossible not to like. But behind the smile hides something ancient. Something starving. In a world powered by aura and ruled by rank, Obsidian Hill Academy is home to the next generation of hunters, heroes… and prey. No one knows Riven is a vampire. No one knows what he’s capable of. They will. Starting with Lucas Ashington. The first to fall. But not the last. Let the game begin.

After her overtime working she get Too tired so Kireko fall asleep in her living room When she one her eyes ones again to continue her daily life Kireko found her self in 1900s western style room An angry 'little villainess' who will become one issues of her new life.How will she solve her first mission 'You steal her existence?' "What funny named system so straight forward"

"So your the CEO of Si tech, I've heard so much about you. A lot of people speak highly of you. I'm Gregory Adams owner and founder of the Adams association. Care to Introduce yourself??" "I'm Jeremy, Jeremy Nobody." "Hmm, that's an interesting name is it a family name??" "No. It's my name. I have no family." ------------ What happens to a child who was abandoned by his birth parents, A child who had to face the struggles of growing up in an orphanage, A child who was later adopted only to face even more struggles and hardships that led him into committing murder, A child who could only survive by living amongst thugs and thiefs. Well I'll tell you what happens he becomes a hollow shell, A dead Man who still lived, A person who just exists because he had to. Even after gaining wealth and power nothing changed his heart was dark and filled with misery Until he encountered the overly optimistic, cheerful and funny Melissa Williams. Will she change his life?? or maybe turn his world upside down?? Find out

(Funny Life of Dragon Raising without a System) Chen Fan transmigrated and became the sole owner of a dragon-raising farm on the verge of bankruptcy. In order to live better, Chen Fan decided to develop this dragon-raising farm. However, as the number of dragons raised by Chen Fan increased, he suddenly realized: Why are the dragons I raise all a bit unconventional?

Matilda Rose Harper, a clumsy 17-year-old city girl from Sydney, gets sent to live with her grumpy uncle in the dusty outback town of Wattle Creek after her parents catch her sneaking out one too many times. There, she meets Jack Thomas Flynn, a cheeky 18-year-old sheep farmer’s son who dreams of escaping small-town life to surf on the coast. At first, they clash—Matilda thinks Jack is a rude country boy, and Jack thinks Matilda is a stuck-up city brat. But when they get stuck working together on a crazy town project (building a giant wombat statue to attract tourists), they start to see each other differently. Through funny mishaps, big fights, and quiet moments under the stars, they fall in love while figuring out who they want to be. Along the way, they deal with jealous exes, wild animals, and family secrets that threaten to pull them apart.

Being born from a pauper parents who are also greedy enough to sell off his sister to the Town bully, Ji Wei forcefully took the initiative to become the first flawless thief his village has ever known. Just to save up to the amount needed to elope with his sis, becomes a thief, met a repulsive yet charming lady from Shanghai, a place almost to the similar to his dream city Beijing. After spending the night with her, the lady helps him leave his countryside with his sister, also giving him an apartment keycard which she said would be less stressful for them to cope without a roof over their head. Falling in love with her after shoving all the feelings he had , because, the lady in question is 6 years older than he was and being reminded countless times he has heard that from. funny enough, the repulsive lady, couldn't let him date another while having always, claiming it's nothing out of love.

The evil we sow unto the world, has a funny way of coming back to bite us, when that happens we call, call it karma, judgement, we feel that it is only right. I was born as the repayment, of the sins men have committed, as the beast destined to cleanse the world, with blood and, for all life they have taken, I will pay the equivalent with their blood, so fear not ye, death is only a moment away.

While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her. Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!

Fate is a funny word. People love to play with its meaning and its applications. Some call it destiny, others call it inevitable, and a few tend to accompany it with worlds that give it direction. ‘Thread of Fate’ – ah, if fate were a thread, what would that mean? What happens when the thread is woven? What happens when it twists? What happens when it breaks? Well… who knows? Zehpyr's life was quite the journey, but it could never prepare him for that bizarre night. In one moment, he felt as if he was about to die, yet the next, a basket with a baby inside was placed before the orphanage door. Where did it come from? Who could have placed it there? There were so many questions but only a name for an answer. Apollyon.

Jeremy Romano woke up in another world and have to fight for his life to stay alive. Well, at least he has super OP skills, so he's safe. Follow the path of the Negromancer and expect everything. Like an OP character, he has a broken sense of humor. Give this novel a try, it's fast, easy to read and funny. At least to write. This is my very first time trying to write a book and I'm both excited and scared, so I will accept any tips from u all!!

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

"Your parents named you Mercury, hahaha they must have hated you so much!" I stared at my reflection in the mirror and looked at my scarred face. "Probably!" I replied with a sad expression on my face. I laughed at the joke the was made at my expense because I truly thought it was funny and slightly ironic. ________ Mercury Maxwell killed his father at the young age of 12. Having spent 6 years in juvenile and 4 years in Arizona ultra maximum security he was finally released only to be arrested 60 days later after being accused of massacre, manslaughter, and terrorism. Mercury managed to walk free after no evidence was found despite being guilty. After going back home he and going to sleep he opened his eyes to find himself in a dark alley in the body of a 10 year old child starving and cold from the rain. After several years at the age of 13 he joins a mercenary group that assist different nations with their wars. The story of a kid with an empty heart who only brings destruction, death and ruin to everything. A curse from another world. A transmigrated incurable disease. How will the world filled with magic and swords deal with a person cut of from his emotions.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

Dying under Truck-kun’s wheels was bad enough, but waking up inside *Dragon Slayer Days*, a novel he loved, is worse. He’s stuck as a nobody who dies in chapter one—caught touching the heroine, Lady Jammy, in a silly scene. Except now, he’s got a weird power: he can make things disappear with a touch. First her panty, then her bra, even a knight’s sword—all gone in a *poof*. It’s funny until Jammy’s knights tie him to a tree, ready to chop him up. She demands her stuff back, but he doesn’t know where it went. With swords raised and a strange man watching from the shadows, he’s got one shot—use his power to escape. Can he survive the story he knows, or will this new world end him faster than Truck-kun did?

When 12-year-old Luna Taylor died, she did not even think that she would become a ghost, let alone one who lives in a school with a group of spirits with completely different personalities. Though all that was rather silly for Luna, the fact that she meets a person that is alive and looks exactly like her, isn't as funny.

What a funny story

**Fake dating?…what could possibly go wrong** Kim Mingwa is a struggling D-list artist whose career is hanging by a thread. Desperate to keep her place in the spotlight, she accidentally finds herself entangled with the most notorious playboy in the industry—the CEO of the number one entertainment company in the country. Known for his bad reputation and inflated ego, the CEO is the last person she wants to be associated with, but when a scandal between them explodes in the media, they’re forced to fake a relationship to salvage both their careers. --- Kim Mingwa stared in horror at the headline: *Scandal Erupts Between D-List Actress and Industry’s Bad Boy CEO!* “This isn’t happening,” she whispered, her voice shaking. Beside her, the CEO only smirked, completely unfazed. “Welcome to showbiz, Miss Kim.” Mingwa glared at him. “You think this is funny? My career is on the line!” “It’s simple,” he replied, his tone cold. “Play along, or get left behind.” She clenched her fists, knowing she was trapped. “Fine,” she muttered. “But don’t think you can easily take advantage of me.” His smirk widened. “I wouldn’t dream of it..”

hello , this story is based on a campus love story which was very sweet and the whole story based on a girl and a boy and her name was hana and his boy name shiyan ,shiyan belong to rich family and hana was funny and sports lover person ,the girl was very happy with her life no more sadness in her life and shiyan a very decent boy who love to read book and like to draw story goes like this who were different each other and how they fell in love and how much love needed for life ❤️ so basically it is fiction based story and hope u all like it ✨

Ren Yugure a typical normal kid who lives in Hanamachi City in Kamigawa. He is a lazy and funny kid who slacks of his time with his friend in school but a sudden incident that changes his whole life not only his the whole world changed as the sudden discovery of a mysterious huge empty space in sea which turned out to be a whole continent hidden from rest of the world.

Follow the story of a regular maths teacher that is now reincarnated into a cultivation world. yes the mc is a real life person, not only that he is also my maths teacher. I thought it would be a funny idea to write a parody story about him.

**Synopsis of "Adventure in the Clouds":** In the midst of a train strike that paralyzes the city, Bko, a 24-year-old with a giant heart and a distinctive smiley face mask, embarks on an unexpected adventure aboard a crowded plane. As passengers struggle with stress and uncertainty, Bko stands out as a beacon of positivity, always willing to lend a helping hand. During the flight, he connects with people from different backgrounds and personalities, sharing laughter, funny stories and homemade cookies. But when unexpected turbulence and a technical glitch threaten the safety of the plane, Bko becomes a true hero. With his infectious optimism, he brings the passengers together, encouraging them to stay calm and support each other. After a successful emergency landing, Bko discovers that his adventure doesn't end at the airport. Seeing new travelers confused, he decides to continue his journey of kindness by helping others find their way home. "Cloud Adventure" is a light and inspiring comedy that reminds us that true adventure lies in small acts of kindness and the ability to make a difference in the lives of others, even in the most unexpected situations.

This isn't your typical romance novel...unless you consider drowning the love of your life as part of the classic rom-com formula. I let my pride take the wheel and oopsies daisies, silly me! Honestly, it’s kind of funny—if you like dark humor and awkward situations. I thought this river was just your average body of water, but turns out, life loves throwing curveballs. Now, we have to break this curse or we knows how long we'll be stuck here. Weeks? Months? Years? This novel has it all: comedy, mystery, slice of life, revenge (because apparently that’s what happens when you kill someone), and the supernatural (because why not?). The tone can get a bit dark sometimes, but hey, at least the comedy and slice of life stuff will keep you from crying too much.