I don't want to be the first boss fight!
Imagine you were playing your favorite video game, and now you got sucked into the game as the first Bossfight. It would suck to be you, right?
... yeah it sucks to be me.
I'm Adam Balor... and I was a player who got "sucked into a buggy game"... as the Fist Boss you fight...
God, I hate this crap.