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``` El nuevo libro La Fiera Esposa del Granjero: Esposo, Tengo Medicina ha sido lanzado, ¡bienvenidos a sumergirse en el nuevo mundo! Transmigrada como una novia comprada por solo un tael de plata, ¡y además fea y tonta! Apenas casada, y el hombre se rompe la pierna, ¿podría esto ser el legendario bienestar de la transmigración? Maldición, ya con suficiente mala suerte, ¡y ahora hay aún más problemas con parientes terribles! Qiao Duo'er golpeó la mesa y se levantó para ahuyentar todo tipo de demonios y monstruos, ¡y así su feroz reputación se extendió por doquier! Afortunadamente, el hombre es devoto, gentil y considerado, sin mencionar guapo, fuerte y con buena resistencia, tos tos, así que ella aceptó a regañadientes trabajar la tierra y ganar dinero para alimentar a los bollitos, ¡embarcándose en una vida de dicha! También recomendando novelas compañeras La Mejor Granjera y Esposa Feroz por Encima: Esposo, el Coqueteo Jamás Termina. ```

For thirty-year-old gamer Chris Day, the apocalypse isn’t zombies or aliens—it’s a dead internet connection. When a storm knocks out his internet, Chris finds a strange, armored cable in his yard and attempts to “hack” the junction box. He thinks he’s just rerouting a signal. He’s wrong. He accidentally hotwires the primary trunk line for Reality, which, to prevent a catastrophic failure, offloads its core processes and control interface directly to him. Now Chris has an System account for the universe, and the universe is about to get a very strange patch.

Legacy of Blackwood – Synopsis Decades after Chris Blackwood reshaped the world, his empire stands unrivaled, with its influence stretching across nations. The Blackwood Union rules with absolute authority, dictating the course of history itself. But as the throne transitions to a new ruler, the balance of power shifts, and old alliances are tested. Ethan Carter, the trusted right hand of Chris, has been named the new Supreme Ruler. With his appointment comes the weight of expectation, the burden of maintaining an empire built on dominance, and the whispers of betrayal lurking in the shadows. Classic Blackwood and Christiana Blackwood—each with their own vision for the future—must decide where their loyalties lie. Skylar Blackwood, ever watchful, remains a force to be reckoned with, her ambitions far from fulfilled. But as external threats rise and internal conflicts brew, the question remains: Will the Legacy of Blackwood thrive under new leadership, or will it collapse under the weight of its own power? A tale of loyalty, ambition, and the price of absolute rule—Legacy of Blackwood begins.

O novo livro "Esposa Feroz da Fazenda: Marido, Eu Tenho Medicina" foi lançado, bem-vindo ao mergulho em um novo mundo~ Transmigrada como uma noiva comprada por apenas Um Tael de Prata, e ainda por cima feia e tola! Recém-casada, e o homem quebra a perna, seria esse o lendário bem-estar pós-transmigração? Droga, já bastante azarada, e agora ainda mais problemas com parentes terríveis! Qiao Duo'er bateu na mesa e se levantou para espantar todo tipo de demônios e monstros, e assim sua fama de feroz se espalhou por toda parte! Ainda bem que o homem é devotado, gentil e atencioso, além de bonito, forte e com boa resistência, cof cof, então ela concordou relutantemente em cuidar da fazenda e ganhar dinheiro para alimentar os pãezinhos, embarcando em uma vida feliz! Recomendando também os romances companheiros "Garota Top da Fazenda" e "Esposa Feroz no Comando: Marido, a Paquera Nunca Termina"~~

This world has always been ordinary. Ancient myths and whispers through campfire tales, was never real. Only a reflection of longing, fear, and wonder passed down through generations. In truth, the world moved forward untouched by the supernatural, devoid of mystery. Belief, however, lingers. It settles quietly in forgotten corners of the mind, dormant in fiction and ritual, waiting for a spark. Stories may press against the edges of reality, but they are never capable of crossing it. For generations, the boundary has held firm—until now. As inexplicable events ripple across society—subtle at first, then undeniable—the world begins to bend. Old stories reemerge with new weight. Monsters once trapped in myth are glimpsed in alleyways. Symbols gain power. And every lie told with conviction becomes harder to distinguish from truth. The world is changing. And no one—not the skeptics, not the authorities, not even those who set it in motion—can stop it.

Le nouveau livre "Féroce Épouse de Fermier : Mari, J'ai des Médicaments" est sorti, bienvenue pour plonger dans le nouveau monde~ Transmigrée en mariée achetée pour juste Un Tael d'Argent, laide et stupide qui plus est ! Tout juste mariée, et l'homme s'est cassé la jambe, serait-ce le bien-être légendaire de la transmigration ? Zut, déjà pas de chance, et maintenant il y a encore plus de problèmes avec des parents épouvantables ! Qiao Duo'er a claqué la table et s'est levée pour chasser toutes sortes de démons et de monstres, et c'est ainsi que sa réputation féroce s'est répandue au loin ! Heureusement, l'homme est dévoué, doux et prévenant, sans parler de beau, fort, et avec une bonne endurance, toux toux, alors elle a accepté à contrecœur de cultiver et gagner de l'argent pour nourrir les petits pains, commençant une vie heureuse ! Je recommande également les romans amis "Fille de Ferme de Première Classe" et "Épouse Féroce au Top : Mari, la Flirtaison Ne Finira Jamais"~~

Das neue Buch "Fierce Farm Wife: Husband, I Have Medicine" wurde veröffentlicht, willkommen zum Eintauchen in die neue Welt~ Transmigriert als Braut, gekauft für nur einen Tael Silber, und hässlich und dumm zu! Gerade erst geheiratet, und schon hat sich der Mann das Bein gebrochen, könnte das die legendäre Seelenwanderungsmedizin sein? Verdammt, wir haben schon genug Pech, und jetzt kommen auch noch Probleme mit schrecklichen Verwandten hinzu! Qiao Duo'er schlug den Tisch zu und stand auf, um alle Arten von Dämonen und Monstern zu vertreiben, und so verbreitete sich ihr grimmiger Ruf weit und breit! Zum Glück ist der Mann hingebungsvoll, sanft und rücksichtsvoll, ganz zu schweigen von gutaussehend, stark und ausdauernd, hust, hust, und so willigte sie widerwillig ein, als Bäuerin zu arbeiten und Geld zu verdienen, um die Brötchen zu füttern, und ein glückliches Leben zu beginnen! Ich empfehle auch die Romane "Top Class Farm Girl" und "Fierce Wife on Top: Husband, the Flirting Never Ends"~~

On an ordinary day, an inventory livestream descended upon the dimensional multiverse. Those who were selected all had a faint blue light screen appear before them. Immediately after, large characters appeared in front of them. 《 Dimensional World Inventory — Top 10 Famous Scenes 》  Scene 1: One person, one sword, guarding a city, battling seventy thousand... Scene ***: The man who almost kicked out the grand finale, Eight Gates Formation! Might Guy! Scene ***: Menma, I found you! Scene ***: ..... As one scene after another of regretful characters appeared, everyone watching the scenes shed tears. Monkey D. Luffy: That's amazing, one person, one sword, not only fought against seventy thousand people, but also returned alive? Uzumaki Naruto: I didn't expect that seemingly ordinary guy to be so powerful! Uchiha Sasuke: The one who made the final save was actually you. Jinta Yadomi: Menma, we found you~ Everyone: Menma, we found you~ Honma Meiko "Menma": Hi! I've been found!

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Kalamari always dreamed of ruling—but fate had other plans. In a world divided by power and shaped by war, five ancient kingdoms look to one force above all: the Overlord—a being of infinite wisdom and unfathomable power. Every kingdom has its own ruler, but only an Overlord commands the reverence of all. To earn that title, one must not only possess power, but also fulfill the ethic circle—a spiritual rite that requires the soul to overcome, or destroy, two other Overlords before ascension. Kalamari, once an F-Rank child, lost everything in the devastating war between the noble Arcadians and the ruthless Kings. His mother was among the countless victims. The Arcadians fell… and the Kings rose in dominance. Now, the King’s ruler—Veth—a furious and power-hungry A-Rank Master, seeks to claim the title of Overlord. He is violent, impatient, and determined to force the prophecy into reality, no matter the cost. Yet, Veth is missing one truth: The soul of the Overlord does not yield to violence. It follows the path of destiny. And destiny has chosen Kalamari. From the ashes of a lost kingdom rises an unlikely heir—one forged in grief, trained in secret, and born with a power neither he nor the world fully understands. Will Veth seize the title through bloodshed and dominance? Or will Kalamari unlock the truth within himself and rise as the Overlord the world truly needs? ---

Whiskers of Reflection “What if you turned into one of your ex’s pets?” Chris just wanted to fix things with Emma, but after a strange encounter at an old temple, he finds himself caught in an unexpected soul swap. Suddenly living in someone else’s body, Chris must learn to navigate a new life while trying to understand what happened — and how to get back to himself. As he explores this mysterious change, Chris discovers new perspectives on friendship, identity, and the people around him, especially Emma. But with time slipping away, will he find the answers he needs before it’s too late? Whiskers of Reflection is a heartfelt story about self-discovery, second chances, and the unexpected magic found in everyday life.

Vist my SubscribeStar page to read more chapters, up to Chapter 1103!!! : https://subscribestar.adult/dreamwalker Feel free to support me there :) *All characters are 18+, all scenes are fictional!* *All content and extra stuff do not represent real people or places* With the Marvel X DC universe as the theme, this is a tale of conquering the beauty FCs in this Marvel and DC mixed universe. A daughter's daughter is still my daughter - what better than being a superhero is to be a superhero's father! This is the shameless journey of a scoundrel seducing other men's wives and mothers to struggle upwards. It contains all kinds of risque elements - the more shameless the better! The Penguin's mother, Bucky's mother, Captain America's mother, Iron Man's mother, Wonder Woman and her Amazon sisters, Wanda... No beautiful Marvel and Dc mothers escapes his clutches. He leaves behind him a trail of defiled virtue, morally compromised women, and superhero daddy issues. This lecherous Casanova MC stops at nothing to satiate his endless deviant appetites! Timeline - start from WWII - The MC NTR others - The MC is the little brother of Captain America, named Chris Rogers - No frustration - The MC would has a well known special title - Chris the Conquer of Your Mother PS: It is my first time to write, hope you can enjoy my stories, just feel free to leave any comments as they would be the valuable encourage to me :)

#MATURECONTENT #SMUT #REDFLAG Read the first 10 chapters. I dare you not to fall in love. --- Everyone in Penny Willard’s life had one thing to say: “You're not good enough.” Her ex? "Fat repels people worse you're ugly, why did you think I would want you?" Her sister? "Look at me, Penny. Of course Chris chose me. I'm everything you're not." Her own mother? "I wish you'd never been born." Her stepfather? "You're a mistake. A stain on this family." The help whispered behind closed doors... "She’s just a product of rape who ruined her mother’s life." But then he came along. The madman. The monster. The one everyone feared. And he called her Penguin. His Penguin. His life. His reason. His obsession. --- On the day Penny thought she’d finally found love, she discovered her fiancé, Chris Adkins, was already married… to her baby sister, Ariana. Before she could process the betrayal, another bomb dropped. She was already married. To a man she'd never met. A man hidden from the world. A man so dangerous, they erased his existence from every record. Osvaldo Adkins. The caged beast in the penthouse. Unstable. Brilliant. Lethal. And absolutely, madly obsessed with his wife. What started as betrayal turned into a war. And Penny? She’s done crying. She’s not just the chubby, awkward girl everyone bullied. She’s the anonymous genius behind world-shaking breakthroughs. A prodigy scientist. A doctor. The woman everyone secretly relies on. And now? She’s out for revenge. She’ll make Ariana choke on her lies. She’ll make Chris wish he’d never been born. And she’ll set the world on fire, with a madman worshipping the ground she walks on. --- Who said the fat girl can’t be the fantasy? Who said the duff can’t own the story? Watch her rise, fall in love, and burn every bridge that ever held her back. --- Follow @Sspears for updates, chaos, and bonus content. Because this isn’t your average love story. It’s hot. It’s messy. And it’s going to ruin you. Just when you think you have everything figured out, more twist will unfold that would wreck you. Our ML is all shades of red flags, possessive, doesn't mind killing the ones who hurt his Penguin. He's done it countless times and adores his little Penguin with his life. This novel is filled with smutty smut smut smutty scenes. Brace yourself, and get ready for an adventurous ride.

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Chris is a forgotten face in a world that never noticed him—until the day a fire nearly ends his life and he wakes in a realm of nightmares. There, fear reigns, and sanity is a fragile thing. Thrown into a cycle of horror and survival, Chris is pushed to the edge—until a mysterious system appears, offering power and transformation. His life begins to change, but at what cost? As he’s dragged back and forth between worlds—one frozen in time, the other built to break him—Chris must face a terrifying truth: the real monster may not be what hunts him… but what he’s becoming.

After breaking his back working with the Hero's Party, Chris wound up facing a dog's death. 'Please, let me be born into a wealthy family in my next life…' When he next awoke, he was the young master of an immensely wealthy family. However, he wasn't just any noble son but Christian van Baren Kazar—the infamous, good-for-nothing bastard of the Magic Empire's Dark Magic Clan. "Aaaagh! What the hell?!" There were only two years left until Christian was fated to meet an untimely death. And even if he managed to survive that long, he still needed to stop the end of the world. Chris had only one option if he wanted to survive and enjoy a life of wealth and luxury: seize control of the Dark Magic Clan and become a Demon King himself. Though the odds were stacked against him, it seemed doable enough. Why? 'Because I'm a genius!' —— Updates Every Saturday/Sunday

This book’s full title is: “Murderous AI: That Time I Got Kidnapped to the Future and My Suit Solves Everything With Explosions” Christopher “Chris” Cross never expected much from his night out in Chicago—until he picked up a pair of sleek, high-tech sunglasses in an old gaming lounge. One bad decision later, he finds himself kidnapped into the distant future, permanently bonded to a sentient A.I. battle suit with an unhealthy obsession with destruction. Now stranded in a world where humanity rules the stars, corporate-backed militaries wage endless wars, and advanced technology is as dangerous as the people who wield it, Chris has a few pressing concerns: • He has no way back home, and his new A.I. co-pilot thinks ‘diplomacy’ is just another word for ‘missile strike’. • The suit he’s wearing is an outdated experimental relic, but somehow, it’s more advanced than anything in this era. • R.A.G.E. wants to solve every problem with overwhelming firepower and keeps offering unsolicited ‘explosion-based’ solutions to everyday situations. • By sheer accident, Chris prevents the assassination of a high-ranking military official, putting himself on the radar of powerful factions—and making enemies he didn’t ask for. With shadowy organizations watching him, dangerous figures hunting him, and an A.I. constantly trying to escalate every situation into a full-scale war, Chris has no choice but to adapt—or die trying. But in a galaxy where power determines survival, he’s quickly learning that controlling R.A.G.E. isn’t just about keeping himself alive. It might just decide the future itself. *** This work will be participating in the 2025 Spirity Awards. Upload schedule: Every Tuesday and Wednesday with a minimum of 4ch/week (I’m a working man. My apologies, readers.) 500 Power Stones/week= 1 extra chp every week for the first three months. First 20 reviews = 1 extra chapter a week for the month. Every 50 golden tickets gifted (when contracted) will unlock a chapter designated at 1 coin for the first three months after being contracted and going premium. (Applies to privilege as well.) That is all. Thank you for reading and don’t forget to add to your library and comment while reading. It motivates me.

This book is just a test. I'm not an author I'm a reader I just wanted to write this book as a way to deal with depression. Stories may be non linear or even just not connected in general. Enjoy!

Chris has just stepped into adulthood, but the fantasies in his head are far from innocent. Surrounded by seductive women, tight gym clothes, and the sweet scent of forbidden temptation, he's discovering that age is just a number—especially when it comes to the delicious Mrs. Jensen. She's his mom's friend. Gorgeous, curvy, and way out of his league—or so he thought. One accidental touch, one long stare, one too-close hug... and suddenly, Chris finds himself on a path where lust burns hotter than the summer sun, and the line between fantasy and reality begins to blur.

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He conquered half the world with blood and steel… and then lost everything. Chris, the immortal king, once ruled with unmatched strength and unshakable vision. His dream: to unify the world and ascend beyond the heavens to bring true peace. But his body was stolen by a transmigrator named Zaire—an outsider armed with a sinister system and a lust for power. Under Zaire’s rule, the kingdom became a nightmare of cruelty, tyranny, and slaughter, all in pursuit of experience points. But Chris didn’t die. Trapped inside his own flesh, he watched helplessly—until the system infected him too. Now reborn in the body of a forgotten nineteen-year-old on the other side of the world, Chris begins his journey anew. Weak, hunted, and alone, he must master both sword and magic in a land ruled by chaos. As he slowly conquers each region, gathering allies and forging his power, rumors spread: the true king has returned. But reclaiming his throne means more than war—it means facing godlike forces, surviving ancient trials, and confronting the monstrous legacy wearing his face. The path to salvation is soaked in blood. And the king is ready to walk it again.

The world descended into chaos when several tens of billions of people were thrust into another world filled with chaos, madness as well as power, riches and divine beings! Not given a choice, Chris was forever to be a Demon king instead of heroes with divine abilities! Tasked with building his own demonic kingdom or die in this world. Chris struggle to survive! [Ding!] [You’ve been assigned the hidden race!] […(Mythic Grade Devil lord)!] With the activation of his golden finger, along with the legendary class, would Chris die or would he survive chaotic and build an empire the likes which the Gods haven’t witnessed in their millennials of living?

When actors Jax and Kai are cast as leads in a hit BL series, their onscreen chemistry becomes the talk of the industry. But behind the cameras, fame, fanservice, and feelings collide threatening their friendship, careers, and the line between acting and something real. Love wasn’t part of the script. Now, they’re rewriting the story.

In a fractured multiverse ruled by strength and secrets, death is only the beginning. Maya was an orphaned slave, born in a dragon-dominated world — until the day she awakened a mysterious ability that shattered the unbreakable and caught the eye of a being who claims to be God. Now dead by her own choice, she awakens in the First Underworld — a brutal afterlife where souls are forced to grow stronger through endless death and resurrection. Elsewhere on the continent of Woshalden, Hale and Hayley Servas — undercover children of the Shadow King — enter Reale Academy, where identity is currency and power is survival. Forced to hide their true strength, they must climb the ranks of an elite system rigged against them… while a boy with godlike intellect, a name tied to ancient divinity, and a dangerous interest in their mission appears one rank too close.