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After obtaining the Mech Designer System, Ves aims to create the greatest mechs in the galaxy! In the far future, the galactic human civilization has entered the Age of Mechs. The countless lesser powers of humanity have come to adopt mechs as their main weapons of war. Only a small number of humans have the right genetic aptitude to pilot these destructive war machines the size of buildings. Born to a military family in the edge of the galaxy, Ves Larkinson is one of the many people who lacks the talent to earn glory in battle. Instead, he became a mech designer. Helped by his missing father, Ves has obtained the mysterious Mech Designer System that can help him rise in the galaxy and beyond. His mechs based on the principles of life quickly allows him to rise to prominence. Powerful and highly compatible with mech pilots, his products have the potential to take the market by storm. However, success does not come easily, and countless challenges bar his ability to sell his mechs to a market eager for innovation! With the sins of the human race in the galactic arena slowly catching up, Ves must navigate the perils of the ultra-competitive mech market and maintain control over his growing organization of misfits. This is the golden age of mechs. This is the golden age of humanity. The question is, will it last? "Any challenge can be overcome as long as I design the right mech!" --Join The Mech Touch's unofficial Discord server! https://discord.gg/APB5KCU --Follow my Instagram and Twitter! https://www.instagram.com/mlduong https://twitter.com/MLDuong --Cover Art by Derek-Paul Carll (carlldpn) --The Mech Touch is an original webnovel written by ML "Exlor" Duong. The Mech Touch is mainly published on Webnovel.com and a select few platforms affiliated with the parent company of this website.

In a world governed by dynamics of Alphas, Betas, and Omegas, 25-year-old Kian Vale, a fiercely independent Omega, has always lived by one rule: never depend on anyone but himself. Tired of the relentless cycles of his heat, Kian has mastered the art of enduring it alone. Working as a marketing strategist at a prestigious firm, he thrives on logic, discipline, and control. But when his carefully constructed world shatters during an unexpected heat at the office, everything changes. Enter Adrian Blackwell, his cold, dominant Alpha superior who seems to exude power with every step. When Kian’s heat spirals out of control, Adrian intervenes, igniting a relationship that is as consuming as it is destructive. With a toxic blend of passion, possessiveness, and manipulation, their connection tests the limits of desire and control. As Kian wrestles with his growing dependency on Adrian and the darker sides of their dynamic, he must ask himself: Is he willing to lose himself entirely for love, or can he reclaim his independence without losing the bond they share?

Lex had everything—wealth, power as Wall Street’s rising stars. But his world crash when his uncle Barnie Maddox, betrayed him, turning him into a scapegoat for Maddox Holdings’ financial schemes and lawsuits. Until he died. Now, Lex wakes up in 2007, seventeen years old again, just months before the financial crash with full knowledge of the market’s collapse. Determined to rewrite history—for his family, for the legacy he lost. Release Rate: Weekday 1ch/day

Themes: Black Market Trading, Global Crime Networks, Boundaries of Human Nature and Morality, The Struggle Between Truth and Survival Story Background: In a modern metropolis, the surface level of prosperity conceals the darkness and corruption lurking beneath. Ethan, a highly skilled detective, spends his life navigating the shadowy corners of the city, uncovering the hidden secrets buried beneath the mundane facade of everyday life. When he is drawn into what initially seems like a simple suicide case, he becomes entangled in a conspiracy involving the global black market, power struggles, and transnational crime. Main Characters: Ethan (Protagonist): A seasoned, calm, and intuitive detective who excels at finding the truth in complex cases. On the surface, he is a quiet, solitary man who prefers to avoid social interaction, but deep down, he is haunted by unresolved cases from his past. Faced with dark forces, he is both determined and full of doubt. Lila (Female Protagonist/Key Ally): Ethan's investigative partner, an intelligent and resourceful intelligence officer with a mysterious background. Her past is also shrouded in secrecy, and she seems to have an undisclosed connection to the "Black Angels" organization. She provides crucial assistance in Ethan's investigation, but her motives remain unclear, casting suspicion on her true intentions. Victor Saville (Antagonist/Main Adversary): A charismatic yet dangerous businessman, who appears to be a successful entrepreneur but is, in fact, one of the central figures of the global crime syndicate "The Black Angels." Cold-hearted, clever, and ruthless, he controls a global black market network, overseeing arms trafficking, human trafficking, and drug smuggling. He is not only a key figure in Langley's death but also the biggest obstacle in Ethan's investigation. The Mysterious Woman (Key Character): An elusive woman who repeatedly appears during Ethan's investigation, warning him not to delve deeper into Saville and the "Black Angels" organization. Her identity is unclear, but it is evident that she holds vital secrets about Saville and his network. Her appearances leave Ethan bewildered—whether she is an enemy or his only ally remains uncertain.

Jason lost his partner in a gun battle with the drug gang of Tampa. He got back to work 6months later only to be faced with a murder case that will put him back in the pursuit of justice for his dead partner and friend. Sera becomes his new partner and distraction as Cash in turn, uses her as a weakness to destroy him for good. But soon his worse enemy becomes the compass to solving the biggest crime network in Tampa. Will Cash succeed? Read!

Media mogul Ray Fisher loses his life in a plane crash during one of his jet trips. Fisher's cause of death is officially recorded as an aviation accident. Ray Fisher's daughter, Kyla, is convinced that her father was murdered. She persuades Major Boris Pavlov to investigate the case. Pavlov seeks the assistance of his friend, Professor Simon Blake. Blake unravels a chain of events that connects an international child trafficking and illegal drug production network, the scandal-ridden mysterious past of the Fisher family, and the enigmatic phenomenon of spontaneous human combustion.

"In an unexpected turn of events, all the third-year students were put into an unusual internship program as game testers. While the scenario may seem mundane to some, the twist lies in the fact that they are clearly from different majors such as marketing, hotel accommodation, culinary arts, and woodcarving. While these students were offered an experience that would have been unimaginable, discontent arose in the third grade. The upcoming national exam, which is the final battleground for class supremacy, further sharpens the stakes. During this weird internship, will their academic rivalry remain, or will the rivalry that forms at school turn their internship into an unexpected major conflict?" (Updated Every Weekend)

As a seasoned investor in the cryptocurrency market, I had always prided myself on being vigilant and knowledgeable when it came to the security of my assets. Over the years, I had weathered the inevitable ups and downs of the market, yet nothing could have prepared me for the day I fell victim to a sophisticated phishing scam. In an instant, I lost a substantial amount of Ethereum, and the feeling of helplessness and frustration that followed was overwhelming. I thought all was lost and that no one could help me recover my assets. But then, through some quick research and a few trusted recommendations, I discovered Rapid Digital Recovery the best Ethereum recovery company in the industry. I was initially skeptical, as I had heard many promises of asset recovery that turned out to be scams themselves. However, after contacting their team,....What sapp Info: +1 41 4 80 7 14 85.. I quickly realized I had found the right experts. From the first consultation, Rapid Digital Recovery’s team of expert cryptographers and cybersecurity specialists demonstrated an impressive level of professionalism and knowledge. They took the time to thoroughly understand the specifics of my situation, carefully assessing the details of the phishing attack. Unlike many other companies that rush through the process, they listened to every detail I shared, ensuring they had a clear understanding of how the scam had unfolded. What truly set Rapid Digital Recovery apart was their unwavering dedication to recovering my stolen assets. They explained the recovery process in clear, understandable terms, walking me through each step as they worked behind the scenes to track down the stolen Ethereum. Their team employed state-of-the-art tools and techniques that I couldn’t have even imagined, leveraging their expertise in cryptography and blockchain technology to trace the stolen funds across the network. Throughout the entire process, the communication from Rapid Digital Recovery was exceptional.....Email INFO: rap iddi gita lrecov ery @ exe cs. com They kept me informed at every stage, offering updates and guidance. It was evident that they were not just working on recovering my funds but were genuinely invested in helping me regain my peace of mind. After what felt like a long and nerve-wracking journey, Rapid Digital Recovery succeeded in recovering my stolen Ethereum. In the end, what I thought was an irreversible loss turned into a story of recovery and resilience, all thanks to Rapid Digital Recovery's dedicated team. I am now a firm believer in their expertise and services, and I would highly recommend them to anyone facing similar challenges in the cryptocurrency space. They truly stand out as the best Ethereum recovery company, offering hope when it seemed like all was lost.

This story tells about the life of a child. This work tells about sometimes sad and sometimes funny colors of life. A boy named Attu lived in one of the villages near the border. One day a demon attacks the village where he lives. As a result, Attu loses his beloved mother who lives with him. As if he lacked so many things, the villagers drove him out of the village. thus begins the new life of our protagonist

Before he became a genie he was once an ordinary mortal from a modern times. He had experience the modern life of graduating from high school into a university student. He had spend his normal life with his middle class family who always look after every single one of them throughout hardships and blessings. But never once occured to him that after finally graduating into university, into being promoted as a higher up executive from well know companies as stock holder and marketing planner, that life will turn upside down. He who had endured hardships would die in an airplane crash. 'It's a pity...' . . . . . "Where am I? It's been millions of years yet I'm still trapped inside this god forsaken lamp!"

After a meteor impact a hundred years ago, the Earth became a more dangerous world, and humans are confined to fortified cities. Long Chen, a time traveler with a unique "Deduction System" that allows him to Deduction anything, uses this system to develop the "Star Network" which connects human minds to enhance computational power and knowledge exchange.

The story follows Scholar, an ordinary college student whose mundane life takes an extraordinary turn after accidentally joining a chat group of real cultivators. The group’s members, all powerful and mysterious practitioners, often discuss topics like alchemy, secret techniques, hidden realms, and strategies for surviving tribulations. At first, Scholar assumes the chat is just a creative online community, until he witnesses their cultivation skills firsthand and realizes he has stumbled into an authentic world of cultivation. From then on, Scholar’s life spirals into chaos and adventure. He unintentionally acquires strange manuals, faces high-stakes challenges, and becomes entangled in risky yet rewarding quests. Balancing his everyday life with the extraordinary demands of cultivation, Scholar learns to navigate both worlds. As he grows stronger, he encounters formidable foes and celestial trials, slowly transforming into a powerful cultivator. The novel seamlessly blends modern life with traditional cultivation culture, featuring quirky concepts like sword courier services and spiritual food delivery, adding a refreshing twist to the genre. With its humorous tone and imaginative plot, the novel delivers a mix of thrilling cultivation adventures and laugh-out-loud daily encounters. Beyond its entertainment value, it explores themes of friendship, perseverance, and self-improvement through Scholar’s journey of growth.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

Yoonah, a film producer with a talent for turning stories into cinematic masterpieces, stumbles upon a peculiar novel during her search for the next big project. The book is unlike anything she’s ever encountered—not a single character has a name, except for one: Wonwoo. Its eerie final words haunt her: If you want to know more about this book, find Wonwoo. Unable to shake her curiosity, Yoonah spends a sleepless night thinking about the mystery, but she ultimately dismisses it as a clever marketing ploy. That is, until an anonymous message arrives, directing her to an architecture company where she meets Wonwoo, the cold CEO whose name matches the book’s cryptic clue. Unbeknownst to them both,Wonwoo has traversed time seven times to save Yoonah’s life, sacrificing his memories in the process, no longer knowing who Yoonah is. As Yoonah dives deeper into the mystery of the book and her connection to Wonwoo, she uncovers a tale of love and sacrifice.

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The MC got bullied in his entire life in Elementary School, until when he reached High School he has known his Potential and curious to know on what is his true potential of a power he has having a Overpowered Broken Dragon. He is relatable and funny, even though in the near future that he will become the greatest Dragonite of the Kingdoms, and that's his goal.

"Daiki, a laid-back, funny high school student with a secret, lives life with a smile. His world is turned upside down when he meets Yui, a girl who enters his life through a random meeting, and an unlikely friendship. As their bond deepens, Daiki must navigate the line between the carefree persona he shows the world and the past that haunts him. Between laughter and silence, can Daiki find a way to open up, or will his unspoken fears tear everything apart?"

A novel set in an era reminiscent of the Middle Ages, characterized by towering castles and bustling markets. The sky is often overcast, reflecting the gloomy state of the empire. This world is marked by stark contrasts between the nobility and the poor, with nobles living in luxury while the impoverished struggle to survive.

In the age of digital romance, two young professionals navigate the complexities of modern love through the blue-and-white interface of WhatsApp. Sarah, a witty marketing executive, and Alex, a charming ad guy, meet for a business deal, and quickly move their conversation to WhatsApp.

Paramita follows the story of Sevyn Veylan, an 18-year-old boy attending Sydria Academy alongside his 17-year-old younger brother, Raze. Together, they embark on amazing and life-changing adventures, uncovering the beauty of the world and gaining invaluable lessons at their prestigious school—where nothing ever goes wrong, and there’s absolutely no danger or threat to worry about! This is the only end that matters. Sponsored by Orpheum Corporation Established 1931 | © 2024 Orpheum Corporation. All Rights Reserved. Official Partner of The Vardos Network™.

A young mechanic gets stuck in a black market city, fighting to survive under oppressive criminal powers. But darker entities than crime lords linger on the streets and she works to uncover what made the stranded city such a haunted place

The story is set in a bustling and dark modern city, where high-rise buildings and busy traffic are the convergence of wealth and power. However, underneath the city's glamorous exterior lies an intricate network of forces. In the underground world, gangs are constantly fighting for territories and interests, smuggling drugs, controlling casinos, collecting protection money, and doing all sorts of evils, causing ordinary citizens to live in fear. The business world is a battlefield without smoke, where major conglomerates fight for market share, monopolization of resources and business secrets by any means necessary, with staggering capital operations and power deals behind the scenes. The powerful and noble class collude with each other, utilizing the political resources and connections in their hands to manipulate the direction of the city behind the scenes, and their decisions affect the fate of countless people. Ancient family legacies and mysterious martial arts sects are also quietly hidden in the corners of the city, these families and sects have a long history and deep heritage, they master unique martial arts skills and mysterious power, follow the ancient rules and traditions, quietly inherited in modern society, but also inevitably be involved in the world of strife. In this world, money, power and force intertwine with each other and check and balance each other, everyone is fighting for their own goals and interests, and together they build an arena full of opportunities and challenges, crisis and hope.

Officer Alex Jones is simply enjoying his every day, lonely life. When an unexpected figure inserts himself into his life. Trojan. A world class mystery. The biggest mystery. The biggest criminal, yet the biggest hero. Able to erase debt with a single click of a button, and able to crash the market with the same button. As Trojan inserts himself into Alex’s life, the hunt for his identity makes him become obsessed.

College student Ye Qing occasionally got the system. With the help of the system, in this era when the weapon market is becoming saturated, we reserve technology, accumulate contacts, and gradually expand our business territory. Starting from a small gun shop to become the world's number one military contractor and supplier.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Adam, a young man who, on his 18th birthday, unknowingly activates a mysterious system hidden within a strange orb. Thrust into the world of espionage, Adam embarks on covert missions, gathering intelligence and completing tasks for a hidden network.