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A husky that can bite mythical beasts to death in one bite, a giant panda with an immortal body, and even one who claims to be the Dragon God... This is the story of a funny pet shop owner who travels through time and obtains a system. Blood, youth, and the return of the king!!

Funny encounters in daily lives

Lucien Blackmoore makes his living offering contracts most people don’t even bother to read all the way through. He's known as, The Crimson Broker. Anything you want or need: favors, promotions, love, secrets. The only cost? Whatever piece of your soul you’re willing to sell, in a city built on debt. At his side is the Ledger—a sentient, datapad, bound and connected to his soul. It tracks every deal, every breach, every whisper of a broken promise. It feeds him intel, tightens the leash on those who try to run, and sometimes... it speaks back granting boons and abilities. Lucien doesn’t do violence, he doesn’t need to. A few words in the right ear, a signature in the wrong place, and someone else does the dirty work. A rival broker, Cassian has been stirring things up—sloppy sigils, ambushes on street markets, pulling strings Lucien didn’t see coming. Lucien’s got an underground network to protect, clients to keep in line, and a voice in his head that keeps reminding him: "Debt always demands its dues." And some debts... they cost more than you'd think.

A ruthless corporate strategist wakes up in a mud-filled trench during the Crimean War, inside the disgraced body of Captain Alistair Peregrine Finchley. Branded a coward. Hated by London. Assets frozen. Empire wants him hanged. Finchley wants tea. Now stuck in an alternate Victorian Britain era with only a sarcastic, old-fashioned “Gentleman’s Ledger” and his battlefield instincts, Finchley sets one goal, Retire in peace. Preferably rich. Definitely far away from cannon fire. But peace is expensive. And the empire is on sale. So he does what any disgraced noble with a modern MBA and a sniper with math-based hearing would do... turn a slum pawnshop into an intelligence network, and recruits a squad of misfits. While they do the dirty work, Finchley delegates, invests, and drinks tea. But retirement isn't so easy to outsource, especially when the gentleman ledger he carries mysteries of its own. And the Empire? It’s about to go on the market. "War? No, thank you. I’m building a pension."

After losing both of her parents in a tragic car accident, Karla Smith, a determined young Australian woman, leaves everything behind and moves to New York City, the place where her late mother was born and raised. Armed with ambition and heartbreak, Karla sets out to rebuild her life and pursue her dreams of working in digital marketing. Landing an internship at one of the biggest and most prestigious marketing firms in NYC, Karla finds herself in a world of power suits, ruthless deadlines, and billion-dollar campaigns. At the helm of it all is Dominic Vale, a strikingly handsome, wildly successful CEO who seems to have the world at his feet. Admired, envied, and borderline worshipped, Dominic is used to getting what he wants... except for Karla. To Karla, Dominic is just another arrogant boss, until sparks begin to fly. But with her focus set on survival, juggling long work hours, university tuition and rent, she has no time for distractions, especially not from a man like him. Tension rises and lines blur between ambition and attraction. Karla must decide what she's willing to risk for her dreams and for a love she never saw coming.

When Caelum Valenhart dies in the modern world, he wakes up in the body of a disgraced noble in a medieval empire. No magic. No cheat skills. No swordsmanship. In a world where nobles rule through blood and blade, Caelum builds power with coin and contracts. He feeds starving provinces, manipulates markets, buys loyalty, and rewrites the rules of nobility—one deal at a time. But the higher he rises, the more enemies take notice. Can he build an empire of silver in a world that only respects steel? Or will kings, knights, and priests crush the one man who dares to challenge them without ever lifting a sword? Money is his weapon. The realm is his market. The throne? Negotiable.

In the neon-soaked streets of New Shanghai, 2157, memories have replaced money as the ultimate currency. The wealthy feed themselves on stolen experiences of first love, childhood wonder, and artistic genius, while the desperate poor auction off their most treasured moments to survive another day. Maya Cho navigates this morally bankrupt world as a licensed Memory Technician, legally aiding the transfer of human experiences through neural interface technology, all while secretly developing revolutionary memory synthesis that could topple the entire economic order. When the notorious memory collector Marcus Webb, heir to the Webb Memory Syndicate empire, discovers that Maya's younger sister Lin possesses an impossibly rare "pure memory"—an untouched childhood recollection of their deceased mother—he will stop at nothing to claim it. But Maya's desperate attempt to protect Lin thrusts her into a labyrinthine conspiracy that reaches the highest echelons of corporate power. As Maya delves deeper into the underground memory markets, she uncovers a horrifying truth: synthetic memories aren't just being created—they're being weaponized to rewrite human consciousness itself. The Webb Syndicate, along with other memory cartels, has been systematically harvesting, editing, and implanting false memories to control populations, eliminate dissidents, and maintain their stranglehold on society. But Maya's greatest shock comes when she discovers that Marcus's younger brother, Adrian Webb—the enigmatic rebel who claims to love her—may be the architect of the most audacious memory heist in history. Their passionate romance becomes a deadly game of deception as Maya realizes she can't trust her own memories, her heart, or even her sense of identity. Racing against time before Lin's precious memory is harvested forever, Maya must navigate a world where nothing is real, everyone has ulterior motives, and the line between authentic human experience and manufactured fiction has been obliterated. In a society built on the commodification of the human soul, Maya will discover that the most dangerous memory of all might be the one she's forgotten about herself.

Dana is a 6-year old dark skinned girl very smart and brave, one day her mother asks her to go to the market with her and warns her not to let go of her dress (abaya) what happens in the market gets Dana terrified

Three years ago, Crystal Gomez gave her heart to Justin Miller only to have it shattered by a cruel misunderstanding that tore them apart. She rebuilt her life piece by piece, vowing never to fall again for sweet words or stolen kisses. Now a confident, rising marketing executive in a bustling modern city, Crystal has everything except closure. When Justin walks back into her life, no longer the carefree boy she once loved but a man with a quiet intensity and deep regret, old wounds resurface and so do buried feelings she thought she had left behind. He wants a second chance. She wants answers.But time has changed them both. Can love survive pride, pain, and the years between? Or was their forever only meant to live in the past? “You’re still the only woman I’ve ever wanted even after all this time.” This is a heart wrenching and soul healing journey of forgiveness, rediscovery, and the power of a love that never truly fades.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

In a sleepy suburban town, a group of teenagers stumbles upon a hidden network of tunnels beyond their neighborhood. What starts as a thrilling adventure quickly turns into a dangerous game when they uncover evidence of a sinister plot unfolding right under their noses. As they delve deeper into the tunnels, they discover clues that lead them to a secret society operating within their town. But the more they uncover, the more they realize they're in over their heads. Soon, they find themselves caught in a web of lies, deceit, and danger, with no one to trust but each other.

Having being betrayed once, Adam Smith do not intend giving love a chance again. Never again will he bring his inner walls down for someone or so he thinks Graduating with a Distinction in Media, Marketing and Advertising in one of the prestigious school, all Rivera Harp wanted was a life and money of her own. she doesn't want to be associated with her father's wealth. What happens when the Ruthless, cold and strict Adam meets a calm and reserved Rivera. MATURED LANGUAGE

I was just an ordinary AI security consultant. Until one day at the Paris Air Show, I stunned the French President with a new defense tech that rewrote global security doctrine. My invention—Project AegisX—used neuro-dynamic algorithms and electromagnetic rail cannons to eliminate drone swarms with precision, stealth, and style. Ten billion dollars of funding. A hundred-billion market cap. Nobel Peace Prize. Replacing my old college dean. And even buying out Magic Mike to turn it into a global tech-art fusion show. From defense to entertainment, from neural networks to world peace—this is the wild ride of a tech maverick who turned sci-fi into reality.

When notorious crystal thief Kira Nightwhisper accidentally steals the last functioning Heartstone from the realm's most powerful mage, she unleashes a magical catastrophe that could destroy everything she's ever known. Now bound by ancient magic to the infuriatingly handsome and arrogant Archmage Darian Stormweaver, Kira must help him restore the realm's dying magic network—all while resisting the dangerous attraction sparking between them. But as they journey through lands where magic bleeds from the very air, dodging assassins, unraveling centuries-old conspiracies, and bickering over everything from breakfast to battle tactics, Kira discovers that someone has been deliberately severing the crystal network for generations. Someone who knows her real identity. Someone who's been watching her every move. In a world where trust is a luxury neither can afford and their magical bond grows stronger with each passing day, Kira and Darian must decide: save the realm together, or watch it crumble as they tear each other apart. *Because sometimes the greatest magic is learning to trust your heart—even when it belongs to your enemy.*

The two sisters have opposite personalities. The older sister Quartz is quiet, has a strict personality, and is also wary of strangers around her. The younger sister Aster is an active and optimistic person, always the first to speak and also ready to face challenges. Together, they try to live peacefully in a strange world.

Transported to the complex, dangerous world of Astrum Regalia – a realm of 30 continents orbiting a black hole, ruled by god-like families wielding cosmic magic – Kaelen Varis discovers he is a Pillar-Singer, uniquely attuned to the resonant network that stabilizes reality. Guided by the stern Commander Lyra Solarius and the ancient construct Cygnus, Kaelen must learn to harness his burgeoning powers to defend the network against escalating threats. The shadowy Umbral Hand launches devastating attacks, attempting to overload the network's core Resonance Sink and later infiltrating anchors using a sophisticated, weaponized Blight code. Kaelen's unique abilities prove crucial in repelling these assaults, but they reveal a deeper danger: the Hand may be using these attacks to probe the network's foundational field, seeking the location of the legendary Astrum Codex, an artifact capable of rewriting reality. Further complicating matters, a mysterious faction employs advanced temporal technology to probe the network's past, likely seeking historical vulnerabilities. Kaelen successfully jams their temporal relay but uncovers evidence that ancient design flaws are now being exploited, leading to a harrowing confrontation involving weaponized gravity near the Nyxara stratum. As Kaelen trains to perceive the foundational field more deeply, hoping to anticipate future attacks and understand the Codex's secrets, he stands as Astrum Regalia's last resonant shield against enemies wielding the powers of void, corruption, time, and gravity, fighting a war where the echoes of the past threaten to shatter the present.

Every month before dawn, an envelope appears in Nemi’s crumbling apartment — inside, a crisp $100 bill and a cryptic task that must be completed without question, delay, or deviation. No knock. No names. No second chances. Living in the slums with nothing but grit and a mind sharpened by survival, Nemi is pulled into the world of The Club — a silent, powerful network that watches, tests, and rewards… or punishes. As he navigates strange missions, shadowy figures, and an ever-tightening web of rules, Nemi is forced to question everything: his safety, his freedom, and the price of staying alive in a game he never asked to join. The $100 Club is a slow-burn psychological survival tale about choice, control, and the illusion of upward escape.

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After signing in for three years, the system is activated. At this time, her sister was exposed to the Internet to deceive the bride price, and Yang Chen pulled out a dowry of hundreds of millions of yuan for her sister. Yang Chen: Who will say that my sister cheated the lottery? We used a dowry of hundreds of millions of yuan to cheat 80,000 yuan as a gift? Do you have a brain? The whole network is quiet…

He Ran and Shen Miao were never just best friends. They were two hearts silently beating for each other, too afraid to speak. Until one day, he disappeared — without a goodbye. Five years later, fate writes them back into the same story. He’s the cold, powerful CEO of LUMIGO. She’s the bold, graceful marketing manager standing across the boardroom. Old sparks never died. But second chances… don’t come easy.

When a promotion at her corner store job reveals an interdimensional agency dedicated to keeping love alive in the universe, Ever is tossed into a world of deities seeking stories of passion and grief. This new world brings new connections and a shaky love triangle that tests Ever as she tries to find balance and address her own desires and emotions.

Feng Bowen, an ordinary office worker in bustling Shanghai, was drowning in debt and monotony when he stumbled upon an ancient jade amulet at a flea market. Little did he know, this artifact was no ordinary trinket—it was imbued with the spirit of an enigmatic financial sage who had mastered the secrets of wealth across the ages. Awakened by Feng’s desperation, the spirit struck a deal: it would guide him to unparalleled riches if he dared to walk the razor’s edge of fortune and risk. Armed with insider wisdom, uncanny investment strategies, and an ability to foresee market trends, Feng Bowen began his meteoric rise, transforming small opportunities into empires.

The Sin Ledger When midnight strikes, the app awakens. No ads. No login. No trace—only a message: “You’ve been chosen. Your sin has been recorded.” Urban journalist Lin Xun never believed in ghost stories or digital curses—until a suicide case leads him to a mysterious phone application known as The Sin Ledger. The app doesn’t offer games or services. Instead, it assigns tasks. Ominous, personal, and disturbingly precise tasks. Fail, and something—or someone—pays the price. As Lin Xun dives deeper into the app’s twisted logic, he uncovers a hidden network of users, each tormented by a secret they’d hoped was buried. But the Ledger sees everything. And it doesn’t forgive. Now, the next name on the list is his own.

She came to trade blood for silence. But the Market always takes more than you offer.

Overworked advertising creative Lila Chen has lost faith in love—until a chance collision with Asher Novak, a reclusive tech billionaire, turns her world upside down. Thrust together on a high-stakes marketing campaign, sparks fly between Lila’s fiery ambition and Asher’s frosty reserve in this modern slow-burn romance. As they navigate glitzy penthouses, midnight confessions, and corporate betrayals, Lila must decide if she can trust her guarded heart—and Asher must learn that true power comes from vulnerability. Perfect for fans of contemporary billionaire love stories, “Cold Billionaire, Warm Heart” delivers emotional depth, sensual tension, and a triumphant tale of empowerment and redemption.

In the year 2137, Earth’s surface is little more than a wasteland, abandoned by the orbitborn elite who now rule from gleaming cities suspended in the sky. Below, in the rusted skeleton of what once was, seventeen-year-old Amazi survives by scavenging forgotten tech in the scrapyards of Dust Sector 9. But when she unearths a mysterious Memory Neural Recorder (MNR)—still active and containing the fragmented mind of a boy named Neo—her life spirals into a high-stakes chase across a fractured world. Neo claims to be part of a long-buried experiment: EchoNet, a digital network designed to house human consciousness beyond death. The project went dark, the minds were lost... or so they thought.