Stick Grenade

Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?

this story is about a young boy who's family was killed in a struggle for power. Will he manage to avenge the one he deemed his loved ones? Or will he succomb to this interminable race to the top? Follow Jiang in his journey to see wether or not he can become the strongest, if he will abandon everyone he loves for power or will they stick with him till the end? Read now to find out! Hello to the people that will see this, I am in no way shape or form a writer, I just want to make a world with my imagination and see where I can go with it! If you find syntax, Grammar or punctuation errors, please let me know so I can fix them as quickly as possible. I have no idea how long I'm going to take for each chapter but I'm not here to have money. Only to entertain myself and others, if possible.

Welcome, dear reader (or accidental wanderer), to this peculiar little story of mine. While there’s a slim chance you might find it interesting, let’s not get our hopes up too high. This is less of a masterpiece and more of an outlet for my chaotic imagination. Honestly, I wouldn’t recommend reading this. It’s like wandering into a mysterious forest with no map, no snacks, and a questionable pair of shoes. Save yourself the trouble. Turn back now. Go read something award-winning, life-changing, or at least mildly coherent. Still here? Well, aren’t you a brave soul. Fine, then. Join me as I stumble through this strange tale, weaving it one thread at a time—some sweet, some salty, and some… well, let’s just call them “experimental.” Expect the unexpected, or perhaps just expect the absurd. Thank you for reading this far. You’re far too kind, honestly. You deserve better than this mess, but if you’re determined to stick around, I promise I’ll try to make it worth your while. Probably. Maybe. (No guarantees, though.) Now, onwards, my adventurous friend! Let’s see where this wild, nonsensical path takes us.

In a dystopian future where Vampires emerged from the shadows in order to stop humanity from becoming extinct, a young woman with a dark past meets a charismatic stranger. As time goes by Private Love Aikawa of military unit 4-7, finds that she may not be as human as she first thought, and that humanity may not be the side that she should be fighting for. Battling rogue vampires, mutated creatures and her own past, Love works to unravel the mysteries behind the secretive Helsing unit. This novel starts intentionally slow through the exposition, everything kicks into gear in the latter half so hope you stick with it and enjoy the ride. I also added some song recommendations along the way to listen to whilst you read certain chapters, I hope this helps boost the experience. Public Spotify playlist for Volume 1 is under the name: TLAR - Book 1 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/07czy216X1xB6F1mfRtl31?si=3cff937234e64589 I've also started uploading onto Patreon, currently free of charge: patreon.com/Loulou2 Please comment and vote for your favourite characters along the way :)

In the new era of earth where supernaturals and negative energy exist, a boy named Horo was born lonely. His mother died while giving birth to him, and when he was just a couple years old he was snatched from the orphanage by “Silence”, an organization that was more of a place like hell for him. They groomed him into a supernatural akin to a walking hidden calamity. … The Scripture of Reincarnation merges with the Tree of Tragedy, It evolves into the Tragic lives Spell. Tragic Lives Scripture Some blessings may lead to calamity, but for every calamity there is a chance of blessings. May you use your Will and Opportunities found in Tragedy to Preserve your soul. Shall you over come the tragedies that await you, you will have your soul guided to origin, and receive tremendous blessings. Follow Horo as he experience multiple lives of tragedy, will he perish forever or will he merge different paths to step into the Chaotic Sea. The story starts slow but stick around as it will speed up, get extremely exciting, and unpredictable!

Long ago when he was only a little boy the dark lord attacked his town and killed all adult males. He was captured along with his mother and two sisters. One of his sister got separated from them. To keep his remaining family alive he has to fight in the cage and bring profit to his cruel masters. If he ever looses a war then his family dies. So far he has never lost and has been bringing massive profits to his masters. The are happy with him and promised to let go of his sister after 5 more fights. But today he made a grave mistake; he got distracted while fighting. It cost his masters a lot of cash. The distraction was a beautiful girl he has never seen before. His masters punish him by sticking a needle where it hurts the most; his family. In his mind he can only blame the stranger who distracted him. He his devastated and hungry for revenge. How will he ever attain freedom or his much desired vengeance?

A man just slightly past his prime, Lionell is an honest, hardworking adventurer looking to lead a simple life. Though things have a habit of complicating themselves, he does his best to stay prepared and vigilant, and he never does anything outside of his capabilities. Maybe that's why he sticks with the easy quests, and the easy quests only.

The immense creaking of something, terrible and divine... The blooming of the blue lotus... The iridescent shimmer of a clear sky... Mystical, auspicious dreams of beastly heavens... The vespertine light of a solar past... Pale blue irises flecked in light... And history turning, blistering, churning and changing shape. All that a mage wishes for is... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first web novel, please have some patience. I don’t know when exactly I’ll add chapters, though for now I think I’ll stick to 2 a week, usually 2k to 4k words each. Thanks for reading :)

The world is filled with hatred and murderers. Families torn apart and destroyed. Only those with the same ideals or loyalty to one another stick together. Many factions spread across the world, with the leading faction reining over others, Goat. Ghouls and humans, either split or bounded together by bonds. Goat exists only for peace amongst all. However, there are people who announce that death will only be able to rule the world. This story follows the path of a lone wanderer, hunting and feasting on prey that seek to hurt him. That is until he meets her, "The Mastermind". His true savior, bringing him towards the light and showing that there is more than just hate and dread. A real family. Character inspired by Jungle Juice. Novel inspired by Goat [Ro-Ghoul] and Tokyo Ghoul.

In a world where dreams and values often clash, a young woman on the edge of financial collapse is presented with a life-changing offer from a powerful, mysterious CEO. He wants her to be his wife—at least in the eyes of the world. It’s a convenient arrangement, one that promises wealth, security, and a way out of the mess she never should’ve been in. Caught between sticking to her principles and the temptation of a life she never imagined, she’s faced with a decision that could change everything.

Aaron Tapp should’ve known that things were not as it seems when his mother left without warning when he was five. Now, thirteen years later, he receives a package from her. Opening it, he’s met with a simple message. [Welcome to the In Between!] Presented with the chance to have powers of his own, Aaron knew the odds. Three draws, three chances to awaken his deck, with most ending up with mediocre results. But on his first draw, the impossible happened. [Congratulations! You have awakened an SSS-Rank Deck on your first try!] Awakening the Slime Deck, a laughable choice at first glance, Aaron quickly learned that he had at his fingertips, power that only a few can dream of. [Card Unlocked: Sticky Fingers - Stick yourself or anything to a surface regardless of its ability to hold whatever is stuck to it.] [New Card Unlocked: Elastic Body - Absorb and adapt to any impact.] Now facing monsters In Between, the shadowed realm layered atop reality, everyone quickly learned that underestimating him was a mistake. With his abilities evolving at a rate that defied logic, Aaron had a lot of secrets to uncover. His mother’s disappearance? His father’s work? He won’t stop until the world and its monsters are at his feet.

An Ancient Wizard escaped to earth with only a few years left to live, found an apprentice and passed all her knowledge on to him, knowing that he wouldn't understand until that faithful day comes. Her only hope is that he meets him and sticks with him. When she's gone he's her only hope to making sure her Apprentice is safe from them.

so, reincarnation huh? "a lot of good... a lot of bad... balanced karma." "good news you get one boon to bring with you to the next life. unfortunately for you though, you don't get to choose. totally random. ready?" join Apollo in his new life where through sheer luck (good or bad?) is raised by an all hungry, all dominant and all loving hivemind who will burn the galaxy just to see him smile. Hi, I hope you enjoy my novel. It is quite the slow burner so I hope you stick with it. https://discord.gg/uscKDXNxgj

The stunning female general has been reborn and is determined to become the nemesis of men. Hey hey, that iceberg man, it's you who's torturing me. Don't think that just because you have a noble status and a pretty face, I'll be soft hearted. Who else is that guy, with peach blossom eyes squinting and idle all day long? Don't think I owe you a favor, just stick to me like an acorn candy. On the left is a reborn concubine, on the right is a time traveling witch, and there are also close friends who like to pretend to be little white flowers. If you have any tricks, feel free to use them! I have the Thirty Six Stratagems in my hands, I have them all in the world! I am a girl, who am I afraid of?

"Ding ~ Host has been killed, experience + 100.""Ding ~ The Host despises the strong, imposing manner + 100.""Ding ~ Host has consumed a point, you have received a modern hand grenade!"You can cut me, but can't you cut my face? He had to rely on his face to survive!Ye Fan had traveled through a fantasy world filled with slaughter. The system told him that he could live forever!You are an Earth Divine Realm expert? Sorry, kill him! Are you a Heavenly Dipper Sovereign? In my eyes, it's too trashy!Indestructible! This world is vast and boundless, and I am the king! Discord Link:: https://discord.gg/8kS73b For any suggestions, Comments or Complaints.

"Where’s your flying broom?" "Ah, I already turned it into a chair. Sitting on a wooden stick make my groin hurt." Under the night sky stands Mistheaven Academy, a school filled with mystery. A young boy who shouldn't exist in this world walks through the night to attend the academy. The dim starlight guides him to unravel the academy's mysteries, one by one. Revealing the bloody tragedies that have occurred throughout human history.

Huang An, faced with the certainty of pancreatic cancer, discovered an unexpected twist in the form of a cosmic garbage dump, accompanied by the ability to traverse different worlds. Confronting death, Huang An found a glimmer of life within this universal refuse repository. But how could a man straddle the realms of heaven and earth while spending his days scavenging through garbage? Alloy Stick of the Future World: Fire and water-resistant, incredibly sturdy, the perfect weapon for underworld battles. Expired Xiaohuan Pill: Effectiveness reduced by 70%, but still capable of activating the eight meridians, boosting vitality, and offering slight benefits to martial arts. Watch out for side effects after expiration. Wash Marrow Pill Disguised as Garbage: When ingested with a small amount of warm water, this flattened pill enables a complete transformation, aiding in breaking through minor realms and enhancing cultivation talent. Gnawed Corpse of a Strange Beast (Incomplete): A crucial supplement with the potential to kill any mortal who consumes it. Combined with gentle medicines, it provides immense benefits for martial arts cultivation. Future World Alloy Formula and Production Methods (Contaminated): Ion alloys, soft alloys... True Man Huang An, who cleans garbage daily - wonderful, how wonderful!

A naive girl, dragged into a mess she barely understood at the whim of a magic stick. A broken boy, someone who gave up his ideals, his dream to save the one he called sister. A girl, someone who was forced to mature to fast for her own good. Fighting for a reason she herself didn't truly believe. Three different people, three different stories all converging to form one point. This story is not a perfect story, nor is it filled with all sorts of misfortune. No this is a story about redemption. About wanting to be saved. And it all started with one question... "Why?"

Stuck in the worst dream possible – the reality of my own creation. Here I am, not the all-powerful author, but an unsuspecting character, woken up in a beggar's body in the world of my own novel. How? Why? I don't know, but what I do know is that I need to survive. My memories of the story's plot are sketchy at best, but I remember enough to know I've got to stick to the main storyline. Life-or-death decisions, cryptic mysteries, formidable enemies, I wrote them all. Now I must face them firsthand. The irony would be delicious if it weren't so deadly. Am I stuck in my worst nightmare or have I been given a chance to rewrite my destiny? Only time will tell. Until then, I’ve got to survive in this Insane world, a plot to follow, and one hell of a story to write... by living it.

‘She hadn't seen the world, yet she was going to discover a new one’ Elia and Ella never knew there could be a gateway to another world... But how did they encounter a gateway and what do they find. What lies in the strength of a mother- daughter bond. There might be another side to the plot. Disclaimer: The book might be a little slow paced at the beginning. Please bear with me as I have to get some things down before I start to really dive into the thrilling parts. Stick along with me and you just might realize it was worth it.

Kael died and transmigrated into a magical world, where a series of events led him to become the reluctant companion of an almost disowned princess. Unfortunately, given the dangerous circumstances around him—where monsters, demons, and hostile races roamed freely, and even families turned against one another for power—Kael had no choice but to stick with the princess if he didn’t want to meet a swift end. ******* "My wife—" "Say that again and I'll kill you." "You look really beautiful today!" ".....D-do you want to die?" "Aiya! And where do you think your hand is going on this princess’s body?!" "Do you mean *my* princess body, princess?" "Ahhh!!!!" Maybe, in the process of surviving, he could also fall in love with a magical princess…?

In the Futa world, every individual possesses a unique blend of masculine and feminine traits. Within this society, an individual's "stick" size plays a crucial role, determining not only their social status and respect but also their potential for cultivation. Larger "sticks" are highly revered, often associated with power, influence, and the ability to achieve higher levels of cultivation. Kevin, a Futa with a modestly sized "stick," finds himself constrained by these societal norms and the inherent limitations imposed upon him. He yearns to overcome these limitations and achieve success in a world where cultivation prowess is paramount. Navigating a world of high-stakes competitions and treacherous rivals, Kevin must challenge the established order. He seeks to prove that talent and ambition can transcend the limitations imposed by his physical attributes. Guided by the enigmatic "System" – a technologically advanced platform that offers enhancements and opportunities – Kevin strives to achieve success, not just for himself, but to challenge the very foundations of this rigid social structure. in this novel their is no ntr mc will get others but others won't touch mc partners, this novel is full of mc and futa bang their will be good story build up including background story more support more chapters and fast updates please rate and support..

Despite being groomed to be the perfect leader for his pack, Alpha Axel has never wanted a mate - belief that is solidified when his entire pack was wiped out, leaving him with absolutely nothing but an intense desire for answers and revenge. So when he meets Isla, a beautiful woman with no idea that wolf shifters existed, Axel's strong beliefs begin to falter in ways that he doesn't appreciate. His vow to never mate gets tested in that moment and Axel must decide whether to stick to his beliefs, or let love lead him in the rough path he intends to walk. What are the chances that he will succeed though?

When Celia actually dared to reject the marriage offer from the Crown Prince, her father confronts her with a decision. She can choose to apologize to the Prince and become his third concubine or she has to marry one of the men her father had selected. One worse than the other. But what is that? Can she really believe her own eyes? Did her father really pick a jewel like that for her? Well, if she has to die anyways, then by a hot guy like the cruel Grand Duke! Celia knows what she wants if she sees it … even if her choice fell on someone with the nickname *Devil of the North*. But seriously, just take a look at those musc … I mean eyes, such pretty eyes! But how come, he treats her so nicely? Isn’t he supposed to be a blood-thirsty monster? And why is this stupid Crown Prince sticking to her so closely? What if he scares away her handsome fiancé???

In my dying moment, I realized I was an extra in a novel with just one line. Resurrected, I resolved to survive before worrying about the original story. Destined to be the villain’s cruel madness, my medicine against it… His blue eyes sparkled fiercely. “Wish to die?” ‘No, I want to live.’ On the brink of collapse, I wrapped my trembling hands around the man’s neck. “Haah…” Insanity. His breath felt exhilarating. Is it perverse to find his breath refreshing? Wiping the drool off my lips, I gazed up at him dazedly. His madness overflowing, his handsome appearance belied his impending doom as the villain. Perfect. Just stick around and return home… But life never goes as planned. When did the once ice-cold man start to change, shedding his iron walls to become temptingly wicked? “Shall we get engaged?” He lifted my hand, kissing it deeply. “Why, why are you doing this?” “Where do you think you’re going without me?” He tilted his head slightly, flashing a sly smile. My face reddened, and his lips curled mischievously. Aren’t you an extra too? Why act like the male lead! I only needed the madness as a cure, but now I’m entangled with the villain, destined to vanish before the original story begins.

"Let's make a bet, shall we?" It all started with a bet. Even though Jack was chosen to climb the tower, he didn't choose to do it due to his family issues. Jack decided to remain 'outside' and help out his family while his older brother decided to climb the tower. Though he felt a sense of betrayal, Jack endured it all. He worked long hours and took multiple part-time jobs, hoping that everything would work out eventually. But instead everything went spiraling down. In a last-ditch effort, Jack decided to take a huge gamble. A bet. --- Author Note: New Author here. Hope you guys enjoy. Beginning is a bit long but hope you guys stick around.

The year is 2060 and after decades of technological delay caused by mysterious events Earth and its inhabitants are about to face their greatest challenge yet. One, seemingly normal day everyone on Earth heard a voice. {Earthlings, the time has come for change, please stay calm and wait for the terraforming process, everything will be explained during it} Every human being was transported that fateful day, floating in space and watching the planet be transformed right in front of their eyes. "I got a fcking stick as a reward, are you fcking kidding me?!" Reign was there before most, as a human that defeated a monster before the terraforming he was titled a pioneer and got a chance to draw a lottery, but that did not end quite well. Join our protagonist with his quirky group of friends as they fight and level up in this world that became a game, trying their best to win it and stop the destruction of Earth. Will they be successful or will they fail? What is the mysterious power hiding deep inside Reign? Find that all out by reading Is This Really a Game?! Hey guys, thanks for checking out my book Is This Really a Game, I plan on making this a long novel and right now I am releasing 1 - 2 chapters a day. The chapters are usually about 1 600 words long. Cover made by myself

Based on true life events, Oliver finds himself on the short end of the stick, and he navigates life from being an infant to a burgeoning teenager. Right before our eyes, Oliver battles a strange illness, meets a stalker, falls in love, battles bullying, and survives in High School which is like a KDF camp.

It was a very normal day for the inhabitants of planet Earth when an emotionless robotic voice resounded in every creature's mind. "Unawakened Planet#54673242 discovered" "Initiating Awakening" When mankind had finally adapted to these changes, the voice of the System rang once again. "Tutorial has ended. A war will be initiated for the ownership of Planet#54673242." Mankind fought long and hard but they were still no match for their enemies. Mankind lost. Ezekiel or Zeke as his friends knew him, was a researcher. He was one of the wisest humans and there was a spear sticking through his chest. As he was dying, he heard the System's voice. "Activation prerequisites met." "Activating Skill: Glitch???" "Remaining Uses: None" The last thing he heard before dying was, "You human vermin finally lost. This planet now belongs to the...wait! What is happening? Why is the Sys@#$%@$..." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a regression novel. Also, check out my other book, Chaos Chronicles: Rise of the Cosmic Archon[Remastered] Cover by Forteller. For comissions, contact him at: maxisjay7@gmail.com

(Mature content) “I don't share, plain and simple” His voice resonated. He was relaxed, in a sort of scary-calm way which was beginning to seem worse than shouting. The military uniform he was wearing still had drops of blood, it made looking at him a little bit painful…The Alpha Commander shouldn't have sunk those awful wolves on him. But Hardy never complains. And he never loses too. He was a predator, everyone else is prey. “I will give you a choice, Kitty…go and suffer with your deadbeat ex-boyfriend or stick with me and I will make him worship at your feet" *** Warning: Male lead dotes on FL. ML is Dangerous, FL is Adorable ** Cover is not mine. Credit goes to the owner