Alien Jesus Joke

God had a son, so why not Lucifer? Draven Youngblood, born to fight Jesus, took an unexpected turn when Jesus died on the cross for our sins. Left without a purpose he decided to conquere by infiltration when he accidentally created a foe that wanted to destroy everything he has built. Fighting hard to stay alive and trying hard to protect everything that he loves while slowly realizing that there is an enemy controlling everything from behind the scenes. **** One chapter everyday at 10 AM EST (11 pm CST) if I happen to post a second chapter, I will post it 1 minute later.

"I'm actually an alien," says the little girl. I have no idea how to take this, Lachlan thinks. His training as a security guard didn't cover it, nor did it cover how to deal with running into a hot guy from a past he's trying to hide from, or avoid alien conspiracies when they come knocking. Wait, what? That last one must be wrong, aliens aren't real. ...Right?

They Weren't Just Hot Aliens; They Were Beast Men Too~~~ ———————————— ————————— She was just an overworked, underpaid author who fell asleep mid-chapter, only to wake up as a maid in her own novel. The bad news? She was stuck in the castle of three insanely attractive alien lords—brothers whose powers could crush her without a second thought. The worse news? In a world where females were considered average at best, she’d somehow made herself the most stunning woman alive. Now, every jealous (and shockingly hideous) female wants her dead, while the lords won’t stop eyeing her like she’s their next meal. Her “insider author knowledge” should’ve been her golden ticket, but the plot? It wasn’t behaving. She’d written them as hot aliens who could transform into beasts—snakes, lions, and cheetahs, to be exact. But something about seeing it up close felt…different. The predatory gleam in their eyes, the way their movements blurred the line between man and beast—it was intense, overwhelming, and nothing like she’d imagined while typing away at her desk. Was this how her characters had always been, or was the world she’d created starting to twist itself into something new? Was this supposed to happen? Did the world start glitching? Or had her subconscious added “hot alien shapeshifters” without consulting her? She didn’t know anymore, and honestly, she was too hungry, sweaty, and irritated to care. One brother craves her touch like she’s his personal drug. Another seems dead set on breaking her spirit. And the third? He’s got a dark secret that feels like a ticking time bomb, ready to ruin everything. Thalina thought the lords would be the only males she’d have to mate with, but now? She’s not so sure anymore. Trapped between the fiery envy of the castle’s women, the deadly allure of three alien lords, and a plotline spiraling out of her control, Thalina’s only goal is survival. Can she escape her own twisted creation, or is she doomed to live—and possibly die—as the protagonist of a story she never intended to star in?

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Saving people wasn't exactly Shen Yuan's thing, but if you paid him enough to do it, then you'd get yourself a deal. Whether someone lived or died was never his concern, but what end it brought was his job to direct. He was the perfect agent for the military to commission. His job: To wake the great war hero out of his coma. Of course, only after he squeezed their pocket dry did he finally accept. But what would happen if he met his destiny there? And that destiny was the exact thing he was ordered to terminate. Alternate Title: ‘Die for Me’ Schedule: Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday at 21:00 GMT+7 A/N: Full story is available at my ko-fi shop page (ko-fi: K_Jira). Your support will help me continue my work as an author and is greatly appreciated!

Depois de construir uma máquina do tempo, Lumiel falha miseravelmente em ir a época de Jesus, agora preso em um mundo totalmente diferente, ele terá que sobreviver.

A high schooler, Ethan Ryker, discovers an inactive alien android disguised as a fellow classmate, Aya, while cleaning out his late inventor father’s lab. After accidentally reactivating her, Ethan learns that Aya is an intergalactic spy who holds critical information about an impending alien invasion. Together, they must navigate high school drama, fend off alien bounty hunters, and uncover the secrets of Aya’s origin.

The gods have decided to wipe mankind, from exitance. but Jesus Christ offers them a chance to prove the gods that mankind deserves a chance to live. the Ragnarök. 17 rounds, 12 marches. whoever can win. If the gods win, then mankind is gone. But if mankind wins. then they get to live for years to come.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

Sometimes having space, It's a little lonely in the final frontier. Hoping to find a connection to life outside the world you come from, wondering what's out there and if is it possible to find a friend no matter how broken or scared they may be. This is a slow-burn love story about an alien named Asa (Amazingly Supportive Alien), who falls in love with a female space crew member; sent on a journey with others to deliver cargo of toothpaste. It is easy to tell that the story was inspired by the video game Mouthwashing. It's not that I don't like the game, it's more the fact that the game inspired me to write this story like what-if things turned out a little bit different & with more details added like aliens, info on the higher-ups, how ones actions can effect everyone else. Warning: Mention of r*pe Attempted murder Sci-fi Romantic Fight Scene Light Horror

Shaco, an average boy, uses the Harem God Seducing System to win the heart of Carol, the billionaire’s daughter. Just as he’s about to succeed, alien creatures invade their school, declaring Carol their queen and taking her through a portal to another universe. Now, Shaco must use his newfound powers to face interdimensional dangers, uncover the aliens’ motives, and bring Carol back. Will he succeed, or will she be lost to him forever?

An alien spaceship crashed on planet Earth, and it took the lives of a man and a woman. Before the woman died, she cried for help; the alien came to her aid. The alien saved the baby in the woman's womb, after which the woman died. The alien shape shifted into the appearance of the dead woman and took the child in. 15 years later, the alien died, but before she died, she gave the child that she took in 'Flora' her powers. After her death, Flora grew up under the guidance of Elizabeth. Everyone thought Flora was a naive and innocent lady, but was she as she was portrayed to be? She fell in love with Blake, but was he who she thought he was, and is she who he thought she is?. Flora and Blake have two personalities: the gentle personality that they portray and their evil personality. Will Blake and Flora still be together after finding out they are enemies?

********************************************** Fictionalize yourself waking up just to find out you've been transmigrated to a unknown world, with medieval times technology, as a son to the king's concubine, you're being hated by the queens and your fellow brothers and sisters. Giving raise to them plotting over you and sending you off to the 'land of death'... You will find out more about the 'land of death' and the reason for calling it that in this awesome novel. See how I go against the fate of the land and even the fate of the human world at large... **********************************************

(will be updating January 1. total of 15+ chapters{every chapter is 2 chapters in 1}) I don't own this. I'm just bringing this to webnovel for reader. if original creator needs to, I'll take it down if asked( I try not to earn anything off it, but If I need to I will so I can get better sources, new books, or better translation) Lin Tian was reincarnated as a goblin, the lowest class of monsters. In the beginning, he survived through extreme caution. Later on, he completely unleashed the true nature of a goblin! Church Priest: He is the one, true Lord: the God I shall serve. Sword Saintess: Undefeated since birth, yet repeatedly defeated by a small goblin. The Gods: We will never allow a goblin to be named a God! As faith crumbed, Gods fell, and one goblin brutally dominated the world and toyed with everything… Regardless of whether it was a human Sword Saint, the Imperial Princess, the Flame Dragon Mother, the Elf Queen, the Moon God, the Sea God, or the Earth Mother God… upon seeing that small goblin, they would all collapse to the ground in fear! Evolution Path: Small Goblin -> Goblin God

B adalah seseorang yang memiliki kekuatan elemental yang ia dapatkan dari robot alien, ini adalah kisah B dalam mencari jati diri dan menyelamatkan dunia dari ancaman alien!

The Aliens descended with hostility. In the face of the Alien invasion, humans were as weak as ants. So this was the apocalypse, the true apocalypse. But where there was invasion, there was resistance. For some people, this wasn't the end times, it was war. So this was war. The real war!

A story about the great Saint Joseph, which is the background of the Crucifixion of his beloved son Jesus on earth. A very beautiful and epic story about Joseph's position in heaven and a bridge of redemption connecting heaven and earth after Jesus' death on the cross.

The astronauts who were captured by magical creatures were extremely surprised and shocked at how they would be used...

The Alien Within Grinwall is no ordinary country, and Riverdale Academy is no ordinary school. Both are covert battlegrounds where powerful beings, hidden identities, and secret alliances shape the destiny of those who inhabit them. Among these is Tessa Caldwell, a Kaelrian alien with unmatched speed and a mysterious, water-like fragrance. Adopted by her teacher, Ms. Caldwell, Tessa tries to blend in, but her distinct blue eyes betray her origins to those who know where to look. Her life changes when Adrian, a fellow Kaelrian with a fiery aura and god-like confidence, arrives at Riverdale. Their connection is undeniable, but it attracts dangerous attention. When Adrian’s alien nature is revealed during a dramatic hospital incident, chaos erupts. Government agents are dispatched, and Principal Hammond is forced to defend Riverdale’s reputation, as students react with fear, admiration, and jealousy. Bridget Mills, Tessa’s rival, mocks her defeat by claiming she lost to an "alien," while others, like Oxlade and Karl, recount how Adrian saved them. Yet the growing tension at Riverdale is only a glimpse of greater dangers. The SSG organization, a sinister force with eyes on Tessa and Adrian, is joined by an even darker figure: Ikehara, the shadow of the sun god, and a loyal follower of Rhemon, a devil with a grudge against Solaris the true sun god, whose plans threaten the survival of the Kaelrians loyal to Solaris and Lunara (moon goddess). In the midst of a high-stakes escape from SSG, Tessa and Adrian encounter the mysterious Rhemonic people. The Rhemonics, regarding Tessa as the successor to their moon goddess, worship her, forging a powerful alliance. This new found bond brings new challenges, including a dangerous quest to gather ingredients to awaken the Rhemonic people from their limited lands and blocked memories, a curse wrought by Rhemon—a devilish force once thought to be their salvation. As Rhemon rises, threatening to control both Kaelrians and Rhemonics alike, Tessa and Adrian’s mission becomes a race against time. Along the way, Tessa uncovers her heritage as the daughter of Lunara, the moon goddess, and Solaris, the sun god. Adrian, the son of Solaris and a maid, shares a complex, divine bond with Tessa, yet both are haunted by the legacies they inherit. Amidst this conflict, Ashley Duve, a woman who shares the bed and secrets with Rhemon, fools Tessa into believing she was the moon goddess, and she entered her conscious thought, gradually eroding it away while she appears helpful and wise and seemingly innocent, Ashley’s actions soon reveal her true agenda. She uses her powers to impersonate the moon goddess, taking over Tessa’s body, manipulating events to help Ikehara gather the ingredients needed to awaken Rhemon. As Ashley’s allegiance becomes clear, Tessa and Adrian realize they cannot trust anyone, not even those closest to them. Against overwhelming threats, Tessa and Adrian must fight not only to protect each other but also to save their world. Grappling with questions of identity, loyalty, and love, their journey unfolds across various chapters of betrayal, alliances, and epic confrontations with cosmic powers. Only by unlocking the potential within themselves can Tessa and Adrian hope to survive this battle, protecting the very essence of their people and the world.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Max was a carefree man; he didn't like living by the rules and always did as he liked. And the one thing he liked the most was banging women! Like any other day, Max was with his lover when they were caught by her husband. Enraged by the fact that he was put in a green hat, he killed Max with a gun. Max then felt himself floating in a void. He thought it was over until he could sense things again. Turns out, he was transmigrated into another world where there were only women and he was the only man! “Hehe, a world full of women!? It seems I've hit the jackpot!”

La historia se sitúa en Eridoria, un reino de contrastes y belleza, donde la capital, Eldrid, destaca por su vibrante vida cultural y su entorno natural. los Guardianes, valientes guerreros, son los protectores de la paz. En un mundo donde el amor y la bondad son poderes tan poderosos como temidos, un ser oscuro se alza y arrebata el don de amar a su víctima, sumiendo su corazón en la desesperación. Con su linaje extinto y su razón para luchar desvanecida, nuestro protagonista se enfrenta a la cruda realidad: la historia que siempre le contaron está plagada de mentiras. A medida que desentierra secretos y confronta la verdad oculta, descubrirá que la oscuridad que lo rodea es más profunda y aterradora de lo que jamás imaginó. ¿Podrá encontrar la fuerza para renacer del abismo y desafiar su destino? Eryndor, un joven herrero de 19 años, vive en Eldrid,quien con su mejor amigo Arin. movidos por la curiosidad y el deseo de descubrir algo extraordinario,descubren un libro antiguo con símbolos extraños. Al tocar el libro, desatan una serie de eventos que los sumergen en la oscuridad, marcando el inicio de una serie de cambios y aventuras que alterarán sus vidas para siempre.

My cock is too big, annoying, what should I do? Wait online~！

Elements is a story about two elementals, Nesaku and Kayin, as they try to protect Earth from the invasion of the chronolokians. As their the story progresses, they become stronger as more threats arise with the problem of Nesaku's fragments, portal breakouts across the omniverse, inner conflict between Earth's races and the secrecy of the Exo Organisation. Will this war end with the victory of earth, or will earth push through and survive.