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"As our new tribal chief, you have a great responsibility. You must impregnate every woman in the tribe who wishes to give birth. As the tree of life's envoy, you do not have to worry about food. The village hunters will give tribute to the tree of life. You are allowed to eat the tributes as you wish." "So I only need to sit back and wait to impregnate whoever wants It?" Zuri, who had just transmigrated asked the middle aged woman in front of him. "That's right. As the only one with a seed in our tribe, you do not have to worry about most things." "When do I start?" "Right now, As the previous chiefs attendant, I need to teach you how to use your penis. So take off your clothes and let's mate." Just like that, the life of an ordinary man had suddenly turned to something he could only dream of. He may have not been reborn with a great golden finger like the many he has read of before. But he has the greatest thing a person could have in a world of women. A dick. ... Please note that the main character is A bit shy for the first few chapters, so bear with him for. bit. And we will be seeing some weird stuff in the future chapters. Though I can say that some of the terrifying tags like pedophilia, snuff and NTR will not be approached.

What if you could unlock the deepest secrets of the human mind? What if every word, every gesture, every thought could be shaped and bent to your will? Jason Cross was once an ordinary man, trapped in a life he didn’t deserve. His family’s fortune stolen, his dreams shattered, he was left with nothing but bitterness and regret. Forced to work a dead-end job, Jason’s life seemed doomed to mediocrity—until a tragic accident changed everything. Now, Jason has been given a gift. A mysterious system has awakened within him, revealing the hidden language that can influence the mind—Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP) at a level beyond human comprehension. With every task completed, Jason unlocks new abilities, gaining the power to manipulate emotions, thoughts, and desires. But power comes with a price. Jason's rise to influence is swift. He becomes a master of persuasion, able to seduce anyone, outwit rivals, and build an empire from the ruins of his former life. His enemies fall one by one, their minds broken before they even know what hit them. But as Jason climbs higher, so do the stakes. Rivals from the shadows, powerful enemies, and his own unchecked ambition threaten to consume him. How far will Jason go to reclaim what is rightfully his? And when the world bends to your will, can you ever trust anyone again?

【Brand New Setting】【Fully Developed System】 When you awoke, you had become an official known as "Minister of Agriculture" in a fantasy game. "Dynasty's Prosperity" version: You diligently cultivated the "Seasonal Order," from "Harmonizing Winds and Rains" to "Summoning the Winds and Commanding the Rains," from "Bountiful Grain Harvests" to "All Things Flourish," commanding the seasons and quietly developing. You achieved minor successes, joined the army on expeditions, and controlled the "Four Books of Agriculture." You froze thousands of miles of great rivers to pave the way for the army. With "Miasma" you slew enemies, "Fog Shadow" obstructed tens of thousands of troops, establishing unparalleled military exploits and rising to the position of Director of Agriculture, secretly seizing the fate of the dynasty, all falling into your hands. "Spiritual Energy Resurgence" version: You nurtured "Mountain Spirits and Wild Creatures": Twin lotus make you invulnerable to both water and fire, the Seven Star Sword cools the light across Nineteen Provinces, Parasitic Species feeding on living beings, Void Species rooting in the void to absorb the Spiritual Energy of heaven and earth... You established an inner scenic area, cultivated immortal species, with "Grand Taiyi Lotus" replicating en masse! "Ancient Tree of Life" immortal and indestructible! "A true seed falls into the Dantian, can nurture spiritual sprouts for ten thousand years, one day when the cultivation is complete, my life is governed by me, not by the heavens!" "Heart fire shines like the sun, kidney water is the source, spleen stores earth, lungs refine through metal, liver sustains with qi. Using the body as the foundation, nurture original species, foster all laws, achieving the status of Shennong Dao Master !"

The new book "I'm Really the Clan Leader" has been released. Please give your recommendations to the new book! I am the introduction divider...... There is no real cruelty or tyranny between races, all that exists is the survival and proliferation of a tribe. An unfamiliar soul, holding a treasure of a heaven and earth, descends onto these desolate wilds, becoming the leader of a small tribe, leading the tribe to dominate a region, from being weak to becoming strong, begins a long journey of conquest.

Everyone has a system they just need to meet hidden conditions to unlock it. A blacksmith system may unlock after a human walks by a forge. A master mage may unlock a system after attempting to control the mana in their body. Even something as simple as kicking a rock at a bucket can unlock the marksman system a unique system allowing for perfect accuracy. But what happens when someone reaches the age of fifteen and hasn’t unlocked their system? Walker is about to find out, time is ticking and he doesn’t want to live out his life as an ordinary human; he has dreams you know! ****** My first ever story please leave plenty of comments so I can adapt and learn as I write The first chapters may be shorter but the length is improving as I write. Editing is in progress To see recent updates remember to clear que regularly

「▪︎ Taming Ability Activated ▪︎」 「First Taming Completed!」 「Congratulations! You have successfully tamed your first beast!」 ─────────────────── "What the hell is this? What's goin' on? What in the bloody blazes is this crap? "A screen?" "Wait, hold up... a screen? What the fuck's a screen?" "This some kind of joke? Taming? Beast? Nah, no way... I tamed this thing? You kiddin' me? What’s goin’ on here?" "Oi, if this is some kinda trick, someone’s playing with me, there is something wrong here?" Taren was 13 years old, a slave. He had never known anything but the harshness of servitude in the Aurelia Kingdom. His whole childhood had been spent in chains, under the whip of cruelty. But everything changed the moment he stepped into the Hazan Nation. There, something strange happened. Something unexplainable. A system—this otherworldly, almost mystical phenomenon—appeared before him. It spoke of an ability: Taming. Taren was befuddled. What was this system? How did it work? Why had it chosen him? With no one to guide him about system as only he can see it, Taren's journey started. From confusion to understanding, from slavery to self-discovery, he would unravel the secrets of the system, master the mysterious ability of Taming, and uncover the vast truths of the world. Join Taren as he sets out on the adventure of a lifetime: learning, growing, and fighting to reach his ultimate goals. What does he really want? Freedom? Power? Revenge? Or something more? The journey is just starting. _______ Hoping for you to support my first novel. Join my Discord server for illustrations and more.. https://discord.gg/TXBKegztK2

Liam never expected much from life. Orphaned at ten, stuck in a cruel household, and bullied at school, he endured each day with quiet determination, dreaming of freedom. But everything changed the night he ventured too far into the woods. Attacked by a werewolf under the silver light of the full moon, Liam’s fate took a supernatural turn. Waking up with heightened senses, unexplainable strength, and a growing connection to the wilderness. Liam soon discovers he’s been cursed—or blessed—with the power of the wolf. But this transformation isn’t just about survival. It’s a path to something far greater and far darker than he ever imagined. Forced into a hidden world of ancient packs, territorial wars, and mysterious prophecies, Liam must navigate betrayal, loyalty, and his own untamed instincts. As his power grows, so does his ambition. No longer content to endure, Liam rises from the ashes of his broken past, determined to become not just a survivor, but a ruler. Yet ruling the supernatural world comes at a cost. To unite the packs and wield true power, Liam must face deadly enemies, make impossible choices, and confront the beast within. In a world where strength rules and mercy is weakness, Liam will fight to claim his destiny—no matter the price. “Rise of the Wolf King” is a thrilling journey of transformation, power, and the untamed spirit of survival.

Maxwell Pip was a selfish and lawless individual. Life dealt him a hard blow in his youth, pushing him into the underworld of gangs and mafias. Despite this, he was able to liberate himself and become a prominent archaeologist, although his ties to the criminal underworld persisted. During his adventures, he stumbled upon an unknown and mysterious artifact, which ultimately led to his untimely demise. But Max’s journey didn’t come to an end there. Through the power of the very artifact that caused his death, he was given a second chance in another world. Join Max as he embarks on a new magical adventure, where he remains a carefree individual with questionable morals, destined for great power with the assistance of his newfound artifact. #simulator. #villain. #pets.

"A man who gains power through pleasure, reborn in a life where pleasure is a sin." Yu Cheng didn’t sign up for this—a life of noodles, endless shifts, and envy was all he knew. But one cosmic fluke later, he’s reborn as Tian Hao 2.0, the spoiled young master of the Skyward Lotus Sect, expected to uphold honor and cultivate to greatness. There’s just one snag: the old Tian Hao was infamous for his lack of discipline, and the new one's path to power isn’t exactly orthodox. Thanks to a Heaven-tier technique, Tian Hao can ascend to power by enjoying life—good food, drink, and… well, the finer things. But in a world where pleasure seeking is seen as practically demonic, he’ll have to navigate scheming elders, puritanical sects, and a Celestial Overseer who might just be having too much fun watching him break every rule. Skyward Lotus Sect was all about discipline—until Tian Hao arrived.

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The young Chen Feng was betrayed, but he accidentally activated the treasure of the Creation Divine Scroll. From then on, he rose from the Taoist temple, joined the sect, practiced martial arts, wielded a sword, suppressed everything, competed with the sky, competed with people, seized the destiny, controlled the universe, and cut through all the ways. There are countless geniuses in the world, but I am the only one who can be respected and make the decision, shocking the ancient and the modern. ✨Love this translation? Support me on Patreon for early access, exclusive content, and more! Your support keeps the translations coming—subscribe today! ✨Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

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-Op Mc? Yes! -Daughter? Yes! -Multiple worlds? Yes! -Vast Lore? Yes! -Fastpace? Yes! ... "You either Die a Villain or Live long enough to see yourself as a Hero." ~Probably Spark --------------------------------------- Spark, the lofty young master of the Dwight family, had always been a mystery. His true abilities were never known until the day he stepped onto the frontlines. In one awe-inspiring exhibition of power, Spark shocked the world and sent the coalition army of the five emperors into a chaotic retreat. Now, with the eyes of the world on him, each faction lusted to uncover the secrets behind his unparalleled strength. Still, in spite of the rampant curiosity and greed, nobody had the guts to confront him directly. And with every rumor spread of his feats, a question burned in every mind: was Spark this powerful all this time, or was he casting an illusion of strength before everybody's eyes?

In the Slonia Empire Mages reigned supreme. They are nobles who monopolized and controlled their knowledge and wisdom in the world where Arcane Energy riddled every nook and cranny from easily going out or leaked to the commoners and peasants. Darius, an orphan from the most remote village in the Northean Kingdom, had the highest Magic Aptitude. But of course, he was oblivious to this fact since surviving the all-year-long winter was harsh enough for him, let alone learning the magic that would bring nothing to the dining table for his little brothers and sisters in the orphanage. Until one day he met with an old man who gave him the… Arcanium System which would change his fate and the entire world altogether. ==== [Checking connection with the host.] [Synchronizing Host’s information, please wait…] [Updating Host’s information] [Update completed] [Downloading the universe’s data] [Download completed] [The Arcanium System has been installed successfully!] [System: All green] [Arcanium System: Linked] [Good morning, Master Darius] ==== “Nobles? Do you mean those fat-bellied pigs?! I can beat them with the tip of my nail.” “Hah! Such arrogance. You must have eons worth of knowledge in your Magic Circuit. How old are you again?” “18!” “What the…” *Will the Slonia Empire be all right with the existence of this young man?* ==== Support this book for faster release!

Aruta dan Juriko adalah dua anak desa normal yang dilatih bela diri oleh kakeknya sejak kecil. Namun suatu hari, Aruta dan Juriko melihat makhluk mengerikan yang tak pernah mereka lihat sebelumnya. Semenjak hari itu, kehidupan mereka pun mulai berubah.

In a distant world, there was once a god—his power limitless, his throne unrivaled. His kingdom was vast, his people happy, and peace reigned. But then, darkness crept in, and war consumed everything. His paradise was reduced to ashes. Exiled and alone, the god fled beyond the edges of creation, desperate to find a way to restore his lost kingdom and take his revenge. But after countless reincarnations, he slowly forgot it all—his past, his purpose, his power. But what if he remember? What would happen if the truth came rushing back? ************************* P.S: I'm pretty curious about how you see this work of mine so if you like, write about your experience in the review section.

Born in one of the most prestigious families of the world, only to be thrown out and grow up in the far unknown corner. Since childhood, Yuan dream was to become the best BEASTMASTER that ever existed as well as marry three wives, one of them had to be a princess. He loved every single beast out there. Exotic beasts i.e. Dragons, Phoenix, Tigers and many other spiritual beasts. But once again, reality punched him right on the face. He was born with the condition in which his meridians were blocked and wasn't able to cultivate at all. This is the story of an enthusiastic young man without the ability to cultivate and grow strong, but with intense passion and love for spiritual beasts and dream of becoming the best BEASTMASTER as well as love for his wives.

"I'll never share a room with him!" The beautiful campus belle pointed at me... I came from the wilderness and was raised by five grandparents who had extraordinary means. In order to uncover the truth about my parents' murder, I returned to the city and stayed at the home of the beautiful campus belle. With just myself and a dog, I embarked on a journey of shameless swindling. I crossed the river on a single reed and made a live-streamed appointment to fight at the South Heavenly Gate; To save my beloved one, I surrounded Taihang Mountain all by myself; I swindled a powerful figure seven times and made three entries and exits to the noble families in Kyoto; With a single sword, I crossed to the east and forced the strong men from the island country to retreat and bow their heads; I explored all the geomantic omen of the mountains, rivers, and lakes and deciphered the secrets of the martial arts path... I walked step by step towards the peak of the mountain, only to find that there was still more truth hidden within the truth...

Zoey is a stripper in need of dance lessons. when she meets the sexy, handsome billionaire, Mr Blackwood or as he is called, Master , sparks fly and passion burns. Master has only one rule don't fall in love. will Zoey break his rule and risk losing him? Or will they give in to the explosive Chemistry and live out their darkest fantasies

[Warning: Mature Content] "Master, are we going to keep what happened last night a secret between us?" "For how loud you moaned and cried, Qing-er, I think the whole world has already learned all about it, and your concern is irrelevant." Yun Qing-er, the only disciple of the legendary immortal swordmaster Bai Ye, has been hiding her feelings for her master for years. Unaccepted by norms and morals, it is the darkest secret that she swears to bury deep within her heart. But life has other plans. Bai Ye's desire for her burns hot beneath his solemn appearance. He will teach her not only the art of the sword, but also the pleasures of life that she never knew existed before. ---------------- Smut starts at Chapter 17, with a teaser in Chapter 11. A bit softcore at first but will get wilder quickly as the story moves on :) Note that this is NOT a typical cultivation romance. Immortals and spiritual power and whatnot are all plot devices… You'll see what I mean in just a few chapters! ---------------- [Sneak Peek] He pinned me against the poplar tree at the center of the garden. A breeze rustled past, stirring the sunlight sparkling through the autumn foliage above us, and a sprinkle of gold fell over his shoulders. "Say you want me," he whispered. "Bai Ye—" I breathed, but the rest of my words were replaced by moans the moment he traced his kisses along my neck and took my earlobe into his mouth. Familiar tingles roared through me as he nibbled and suckled gently. His hand slid up my chest, and he played with my sensations with his lips and tongue and fingers until my arms trembled around him. All other thoughts vanished from my mind. The only thing I knew was the irresistible feeling of him on me, so overwhelming that my knees started growing weak. I would've fallen if he wasn't pinning me hard against the tree. "Bai Ye …" I moaned again, clawing at his clothes. "Of course I want you … Right here, right now." He let out a soft puff of laughter, and his hand grazed down, gripping the folds of my dress. With a rip of fabric, he tore them away.

With humanity gone, the last human warrior, Qoran Lark, is dead. But death is not the end. "If I could go back in time... I would change the outcome of this world!" "Do you desire the power to return to the past, human?" "..." The journey of the warrior who will change the world begins... Once again.

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When Alex finds the book, it might be hidden, cloaked in shadows, or bound in an ancient, strange material that somehow calls out to him. The book itself could be almost alive, with pages that shimmer or change when touched, filled with secrets of cosmic proportions: the origins of the universe, the cycles of creation and destruction, and the forces that control fate. As he reads, he unknowingly unlocks a dormant magic within him—powers that connect him to the universe on a fundamental level, giving him the potential to influence reality, bend time, or defy fate itself. As he continues reading, he realizes that this power also brings responsibility. He must confront the forces of fate, which are determined to maintain the universe’s cycle, resisting any interference in its natural end. The boy’s journey becomes one of choice and courage, balancing the powers he's gained with the burden of deciding whether he can—or should—prevent the universe's eventual destruction.

In a harsh world where the only laws are strength and survival of the fittest, Zhou Yuan was born amidst the simplicity of a small village called “Spring Flower.” But in a single night, he lost everything when mercenaries attacked his village and killed his family before his eyes. He was rescued from this tragic fate by a revered figure from the Mist Flower Sect, a sect with great resources but not as powerful as the major sects. Despite his second chance at life, Zhou Yuan's cultivation was frustratingly slow. Over six years, he only reached The first level of the Qi Flow stage, making him a target of bullying and ridicule among the sect's disciples. But Liu was not like the others. Instead of anger or surrender, he used his innate intelligence to gather secrets and information about his peers and rivals. With silent confidence and a sly smile, he transformed from a target of oppression into a puzzle that everyone feared. But his life turned upside down when a mysterious system suddenly appeared. The system revealed the reason for his slow cultivation, but also offered him the greatest gift imaginable: the ability to travel between worlds. Now, with this new power, Zhou Yuan realizes that the world he lived in was just the beginning. As he travels between worlds in search of power and knowledge, he will show other worlds that he is not just a weak person… he is a master manipulator, planning every step towards achieving his destiny.

A man reincarnated inside a game? What shall come to him, will arrive! *The cover wasn't mine.

Rick hardly had any hope to find a girlfriend. There were swarms of beautiful women around him, but no one was actually interested in a dull, boy like him. They didn't even pay attention to his existence. But everything changed when he was handed over a rod. Yes, a metal rod. Carrying that metal rod he had hardly taken a few steps when he was struck by lightening. As he lost consciousness, Rick wanted to beat the shit out of bloody bastard who gave him that rod, but when he woke up, he had a surprise waiting. He got a system which would help him get girls and make him stronger. Read my other story: The Devil's Harem (200+ chapters) [Discord: https://discord.gg/thWfhRdpqy]

In a world where prosperity and desolation intertwine, there exists a group of enigmatic Forgetful Masters. Gifted with extraordinary abilities to manipulate memories, they tread the delicate line between light and darkness. These masters can erase painful pasts or seal away horrors that should never resurface. Yet, every touch upon a memory is a gamble with unseen dangers. A young Forgetful Master, during a routine mission, inadvertently unravels a monumental conspiracy hidden within countless memories. This conspiracy threatens the survival of the world itself, drawing all Forgetful Masters into its grasp. In the ensuing storm of conflict against oblivion and intrigue, friendship, love, and faith face relentless trials. Can they save both the world and themselves before they are forgotten by the very world they seek to protect? The Forgotten Masters invites you into a realm brimming with fantasy and peril, where the art of forgetting may be the only way to remember what truly matters.

Behind the hustle and bustle of the prosperous metropolis lies a mysterious world of cultivation. The protagonist, being a Celestial Master, bears a mysterious inheritance and possesses extraordinary magic skills and wisdom. He slays demons and exorcises evil spirits in the city, resolving one crisis after another. Facing the challenges from evil forces, he is fearless. Relying on his powerful strength and firm belief, he safeguards the city and its people. In this urban cultivation journey full of fantasy and challenges, he will write his own legendary chapter.