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Cat With Camera

cartel cats: real life advice on how to walk the line

Soft kitty, cartel kitty, Little ball of fur— Sneaks across the border, With a bag of... purr. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, Counting all that cash, DEA comes knocking, Kitty makes a dash. If Jim Parsons sang this version on *The Big Bang Theory*, Sheldon would probably say, "Penny, I asked for comfort, not a federal investigation!" My cartel cat was prowling by the border wall, Kept watch so long, poor kitty took a fall— Bumped kitty… ohhh Bumped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was hiding in a secret flat, Waited so long, poor kitty got trapped— Trapped kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was running from the DEA, Ran so fast, poor kitty lost his way— Lost kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was counting all the cash, Stacked so high, poor kitty made a dash— Rich kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost, rich kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My neighbor saw my kitty with a bag of snow, I said to my neighbor, "Let my kitty go!" Free kitty… Bumped, trapped, lost, rich, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to hide in a sombrero, But sneezed so loud, blew his cover, oh no! Sneezy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat took a nap on a pile of cash, Dreamed of tuna, woke up with a stash— Sleepy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to bribe the border guard, Offered a fish, but got caught off guard— Caught kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat escaped with a clever plan, Rode a llama, now he's the man— Llama kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught, llama kitty… Just a friendly little cat. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty! For more about Jim Parsons, visit his official site: [https://www.jimparsons.com](https://www.jimparsons.com) For *The Big Bang Theory* show, visit: [https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/](https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/I if this book changes even one life then it was worth it I need help https://photos.app.goo.gl/67B1XKnbaEnRj7rB7
CartelTa209 · 13.1K Views

The World's Strongest Is Actually a Camera Man???

[WSA Newbie 2025 Entry] !!! Warning 18+ Mature Content- readers discretion adviced... "Hey, you.... yes you, I can see you." a Dione whizzed... "I can feel it you are strong. Please... help." she begged as the monstrosity before her was beyond what she could bear. despair glitterd in her green pupils as she gazed at the fluctuating shadow, hoping for help... Void shuddered as a figure came into sight, oddly enough he was clinging onto a camera, "Ah? Me?" Seth asked sounding confused. Realizing he was the one being spoken to, he chuckled waving his hands as his amused voice rang out. "Forget about me Mam... I'm just a camera man" With that said he vanished as though he was never there. But his eerie presence was still felt quite clearly in the environment... "Bastard!" she hissed, seeing she wasn't getting any help, she turned back to her hulking foe, readying what was left of her blade... And suddenly a screen popped up in front of her eyes... [Congratulations!!! You have been chosen by the great cosmic cameraman, to be a protagonist do you accept Y/N] she blinked, 'Yes' she practically screamed in her mind... [Congratulations on becoming a protagonist of the great cosmic camera man... you have been granted exclusive feature protagonists shop.] [You have been granted +1000 plot armor points... spend wisely.] [Protagonist item shop:] [1.Ancient Void bloodline- 999 P.A points. 2.Instant Level up- 899 P.A points. 3.Sudden enlightenment pill 12000 P.A points. 4.Encounter Ancient immortal weapon 100,000 P.A points ...] looking at the long list before her, her heart palpitated excitedly. her plea didn't fall on deaf ears! *** Join the tale of Seth Bane, an irregular on an unconventional journey to become the strongest. But unlike your typical protagonist, Seth's path is far from ordinary—in truth, he is actually a cameraman. Yeah, and an absurdly overpowered one at that. Swordsmen? Necromancers? Archers? All these pale in comparison to his unique occupation: the cameraman! Dive into a world where champions battle against otherworldly foes, and Seth Bane's unexpected power as a cameraman becomes humanity's hidden ace. With the fate of the world hanging in the balance, discover how Seth's unassuming role conceals his extraordinary strength. after all who said the hero was the strongest- well that was only possible as long as the camera man remains low-key. Beware!! this is a fast paced progressive novel. (The world setting isn't the Earth you know.) MASS RELEASE REQUIREMENTS!!! Bonus chapter requirements.... 50 Power stones= 1 bonus chapter 200 Power stones= 5 bonus chapters 50 Golden ticket= 1 bonus chapters 200 Golden tickets= 5 bonus chapters..
I_The_Honored_One · 74.4K Views

My Time as a Cat in College

Kitty Qi Xiaohan received an admissions notice. The lion who notified her gleefully smiled and told her that the employment rate after school was 100%, guaranteed. With a heart of longing, Qi Xiaohan packed her luggage and moved to the school. When the schedules were issued, Qi Xiaohan was shocked to find out that even a cat was required to learn calculus, and that they were not allowed to drop out! What kind of modern day education scam was this! Well, she was already here so the kitty stretched her legs. On the first day, she put in all her effort to learn how to write her name. After the stage exam was over, the fluffy classmates anxiously glanced at Qi Xiaohan, who struggled with the cultural lessons. They wanted to console her, but were stunned when they found out she was unexpectedly ranked number one! They glanced at the adorable little kitty, and then at the list, Fluffy classmates: ! …… Lang Chen, the descendant of a mythical beast, was ordered by the school to lead the group of new students. When he saw a tiny kitty who was the size of his paw, he furrowed his brows: How were admissions conducted this year, where did this poor thing come from? Watching the small kitty blindly following him, Lang Chen silently decided that the kitty could stay. He would take good care of this junior sister who was both delicate and cute. Who knew that, when faced by fire-breathing beasts during school training, the delicate kitty would confidently stand at the very front and expose a mouth of white, small kitty teeth, and hostilely meow: “I’ll knock your head off! To make string!” Lang Cheng: ? ? ? What was this cat doing?
Wres_Green · 27.8K Views
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