Angry Grandma Elf On The Shelf

Synopsis: In his previous life, the MC was a total degenerate—lazy, self-indulgent, and only skilled at gaming and skipping responsibilities. One day, he dies in a ironic accident. He wakes up in a magical world, reincarnated as Eryndor Sylvaren, the youngest prince of the Ethereal Elven Empire. The elves are a proud and noble race, and their royal family is bound by strict traditions of honor, discipline, and responsibility—none of which the MC has any experience with. Luckily, he receives the “Divine System of Degenerate Growth,” a system tailored to his flawed personality. He makes the same mistake of repeating his past life only to realise that this new life has so much in store for him. Mistakes have consequences for power. NOTE: This book is a slow paced action adventure story that explores a vast fantasy world. If you like weak to strong, harem growth, high stakes, dungeons and adventurers,with a compelling storyline you should give it a try. NOTE: My release rate will be 14-21 per week, ON SUBJECT OF GIFTING RELEASE WILL BE DIFFERENT

In a world devastated by war and radiation, Dylan, a battle-hardened lieutenant, awakens trapped in a mysterious cavern, surrounded by strange creatures—some resembling myths he believed existed only in books. As he struggles to make sense of his surroundings, he encounters a series of unexpected events. Torn between the brutality of his past and the strangeness of his new environment, Dylan begins to question his reality. Is this a lucid dream or a new existence he must face? What he does know is that this reality is no kinder than the one he left behind. Wars, suffering, and violence still reign supreme, now in a world filled with mythical beings and all-too-real dangers. This dark continent, vast and shrouded in mystery, has been explored only up to 5%. The majority of its lands remain unknown, cloaked in darkness as deep as the secrets they hide. Determined to uncover the mystery of his arrival in this world, Dylan quickly realizes he cannot do it alone. On this cursed land, no one has ever survived in isolation.

"If the world stands in my way, if people threaten me or those who are dear to me, then I shall become the true darkness, the fear in their hearts that haunts them forever!" Lee Gaon was a professional gamer until one day she was framed as a cheater by a big gaming company and betrayed by those she held dear. Now she is known as Death Eater, a powerful dark entity in the game system world, slicing her enemies in half if they dare mess with her. Her path is now filled with blood and adventure as she desperately tries to find all who were dragged with her into this world—those who destroyed her life. She has only one goal now... "Revenge!" Content Warning: This work contains scenes of gore, violence, and strong language. Reader discretion is advised.

[Mature Content Warning] As a templar, Markos is sworn to slay demons and eliminate the elves' magic corrupting the world. But when his quest through the untamed wilds of Drassin reveals a dark conspiracy festering within his own sacred Order, his faith is shaken to its core. In a land where love between humans and magic wielders is punishable by death, what will he do when his heart defies the very laws he’s bound to uphold? Cover Art by Nicoy Guevarra (https://www.nguevarrart.com) With additional art by Kim_Lei and Nicoy Guevarra. Discord: https://discord.gg/Y79vUr4mrf Ko-fi: https://www.ko-fi.com/studiohnh

Hikari played an MMO as a healer girl, reaching the pinnacle of players. However, she never expected to become her player character. Moreover, she was supposed to be a "normal" elf race, so why does her status say "Goddess?" How come this 2D dragon servant became a voluptuous vixen? Acting like a Goddess? Screw that! I would rather hide under a rock! But everywhere I go, I can't help but be revered! What is this!?

Kou made a promise to Mimirin in the past, to become the perfect manager that will raise her popularity. However, as time went by, Kou only felt his dream being farther as Mimirin became a famous sensation now. Kou wants to have an experience in managing a cosplayer, but no one wants to volunteer for him until Sera comes into his life. Soon, Kou will realize Sera’s potential to become a cosplayer. Sera, after being transported from another world, only wants to return to her world for her father. The story takes us on a friendship, cosplay, and adventure journey as Kou and Sera work together to reach the pinnacle of Cosplay rankings.

Betrayed and murdered by his fiancée in a theater where he once performed, Haruna Beifong dies with the bitter taste of betrayal on his lips. But death isn't the end – a mysterious deity, amused by his tragic fate, offers him a second chance at life in another realm. Reborn as Ash in a world populated entirely by female elves, he quickly discovers that escaping one treacherous world has only led him into another's dangerous game of power. In Sylvara, one of the great cities of the Selenian Empire, the Elf empire, Ash finds himself entangled in the secrets of a society on the brink of crisis. Yet in this realm where male beings haven't existed for millennia, Ash's very presence threatens to unravel the fabric of elven society. As he navigates political schemes and ancient mysteries, he must decide: will he repeat the mistakes of his past life, or has death taught him enough to recognize friend from foe in a world where beauty often masks deadly intentions? In a society where power is concentrated in the hands of immortal female elves who reproduce asexually, Ash's arrival might either be their salvation or the catalyst for their downfall. After all, old habits die hard – and falling for beautiful, dangerous women seems to be one of his habits that survived even death itself. Join Ash as he journeys to reclaim his rightful place in this world of beautiful elves. #My entry into this year’s WSA Your support would mean everything to me!

[Mature content. No rape] ____________________ "Mr. Archer!" She hurried her footsteps after the cop, who seemed to have already memorized the way out of the small two-story house. "It's Adrien, not Archer," he said, not bothering to turn around and look at her as he turned the door knob. "Fine." She rolled her eyes. "We need to talk, " she said, following him out of the house and closing the door behind her. "I had enough time to spend with a dunderhead like you," she heard him say, and she fumed. "How dare you?!" She fisted her palm furiously as she saw him walk past the little gate. "You son of a chameleon!".... ________ In a world where mythical creatures like werewolves, vampires, and elves exist alongside humans, a long-standing war has left humans living in fear and captivity. Elves, once thriving, have become extinct due to the ongoing conflict. Alicia, the last surviving elf, is raised by Mrs. Anderson, whom she believes to be her biological mother. However, when Alicia confronts a man named Adrien, whom she calls Mr. Archer, tensions rise. Adrien's apparent disdain for Alicia triggers a fiery exchange. Unbeknownst to Alicia, her unique heritage as the last elf will soon become a central focus in a world where mythical beings and humans clash. This story promises intrigue, conflict, and a journey of self-discovery for Alicia as she grapples with her identity and the ongoing strife between mythical creatures and humans.

Nai has always known he's different, and has been made to feel like a freak because of it. Moving to a new town seems like a fresh start, but his hopes are quickly shattered when he catches the attention of the local school hottie. However, as they grow closer, Nai discovers that there's more to this bad boy than meets the eye.

Mission Details: Discover the dark secret of the Abandoned Mansion in the Outskirts and survive until dawn! Failure to comply with the quest will result in the reduction of the host's lifespan by 30 years. Danny is a struggling streamer who suddenly receives weird messages from a phone he bought from a shady merchant. What makes matters worst for him is that his life is at stake if he didn't finish what was being told in the message! "Wait a minute, maybe I can use this as content for my videos? If I am being threatened to die by this, might as well earn money from it!"

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

In a near future ravaged by climate change and resource depletion, Earth is on the brink of collapse. With continents at war over water and food, and entire regions devastated by natural disasters and nuclear conflicts, humanity faces its greatest existential crisis. Amidst this chaos, a last hope emerges: Mars, the red planet, could hold the resources necessary for survival. A select group of individuals is sent on a desperate mission to secure the future of humanity in a new and unknown world. Will they succeed in saving what remains of civilization, or will this be the end of the human species?

What will you do when you found out that you got reincarnated into the fantasy world "Kirito a normal High school weeb Always bullied but never gave up. -Hit by the truck-kun while saving a child and got reincarnated in fantasy world as an Elf. He also obtained a godly system" ______________________ This is my first novel so comment the suggestion it will be applied in novels to make it much better. NOTE: MC is Highly overpowered _______________________ Reincarnation, System, Action, Romance, School life, Magic, Adventure, Overpowered, Fantasy __________________________ Thank you And enjoy it suggestions will be welcomed :)

"You keep playing like I won't fuck the shit outta you" Ra smirked, studying Samiyah's body slowly. "We don't do empty threats here Ra," Samiyah smiled, biting her bottom lip slightly. Without saying a word, Ra reached over and grabbed Samiyah's neck. "Empty threats?" He questioned rhetorically. With his free hand, Ra snaked it down her stomach and into her pants. "Ra.." Samiyah whimpered as he made contact with her wet secret. *this book contains a series of flashbacks* there's always a little bit of truth in my stories. I hope you guys enjoy:)

Crime

A man lost in the ever polluted world finds himself reincarnated as the Mob boss of an erotic adventure game called: Vemor. But the problem is... "These horny heroines won't leave me alone!"

A family, still reeling from the loss of their grandmother, returns to their ancestral home for Christmas, only to discover that the house holds a dark and sinister secret. As they try to unravel the mystery, they're stalked by a malevolent entity that's been awakened by their presence. But just when all hope seems lost, Santa Claus arrives to save the day, banishing the entity and bringing peace back to the family.

Robert lived a normal life with somethings different. He had a job, wonderful friends, and a loving family. Though that didn't do much to stop a bullet.

When her favorite game shuts down Bree finds herself trapped as her character, teleported thousands of years into the game's future she plans to enjoy her new life. Surrounded by the characters she created, now sentient and loyal as can be, living in the massive mansion she had crafted in the game. It'll be so much fun once outside forces leave her alone long enough to enjoy it.

This story is about a young elf and young dragon who thought they knew the world they lived in. So innocent and everything was sunny. What happens when they realize the sunny skies were actually a cloud of lies.

“Dad, I’m bored. What should I do?” “Why don’t you roam the world for a bit?” “…What?” And that’s how it started. I thought I’d spend my days doing something fun,You know, normal kid stuff. But No. My dad, being the totally normal and not at all intimidating person he is, thought “roaming the world” would be the perfect solution. Now I’m out here, trying to figure out why people keep staring at me like I’ve got two heads or something. It’s not like I’m that different. …Right?

Asa transmigrated into the body of Delsanra finds himself in a fantasy world similar to our own, but also into an Elf Femboy! With a new purpose for life Delsanra will have to accept his new self and strive to become a great healer, while also learning about the lewdness of this strange world he finds himself in. This series contains a femboy protagonist that will have encounters with men, women, shemales and various fantasy species(orcs,goblins, slimes, etc.). If you are okay with this, then I hope you enjoy reading this series. P.s. Despite this series being the way it is morals are still important, feel free to comment what you would like to see but no character will be mistreated sexually in this series.

Di dunia fantasi ini elf tidak bisa menggunakan sihir/ tidak di beri berkah oleh Dewa, tetapi mereka memiliki penyakit langka, yang dimana elf memiliki energi sihir yang begitu hebat tetapi energi sihir itu perlahan akan membunuh elf yang terjangkit penyakit langka itu, sedangkan manusia bisa mempelajari sihir karna mereka telah di beri berkah oleh Dewa setelah baptis. Di hutan yang bernama "Wisperra.", Ada 4 desa di dalamnya yang bernama "Feyglade.", "Dewlithe.", "Lumindell.", dan "Pollenveil." Cerita ini akan menceritakan tentang petualangan elf dan kakak laki-laki nya yang ingin pergi ke rumah nenek mereka. Kedua elf itu lahir dengan marga "Glorfindel.", Si adik perempuan bernama "Eirlys Glorfindel.", Si kaka laki-laki bernama "Fiere Glorfindel.", Ayah dari mereka berdua bernama "Boreas Glorfindel.", Dan ibu dari mereka bernama "Elfina Glorfindel." Mereka semua tinggal di desa "Lumindell.", Dan pada suatu hari kedua bersaudara ini ingin pergi ke rumah nenek mereka yang bernama "Gisella Aicantar.", yang berada di desa "Dewlithe.", Mereka berdua melakukan perjalanan itu karna suatu hal yang menimpa mereka.

Silax a young elf struck by a mysterious illness that takes away his ability to get stronger, yearns for a cure and a way to get stronger. Legend whispers of the World Tree, a mythical entity rumored to hold the key to ultimate power and unmatched healing. Reaching it promises not only a cure but also a chance to reclaim what was taken from him. Driven by ambition and a thirst for strength, Silax leaves home. He spends years searching until one day his efforts bear fruit. What he finds is not the blessing he anticipated, but a curse. It requires a sacrifice, a darkness that must be embraced to wield its might. A power fueled by darkness and life force absorbed from others. This dark power grants him immense strength but test his morals. Torn between ambition and morality, he must make a choice. Embrace his monstrous nature and achieve his goals at the cost of everything or give up on this power to protect the world from its danger. This is a story of the corrupting nature of power, the sacrifice and the cost of achieving ones goals, and the blurred lines between ambition and self-preservation. It's a tale that explores the lengths one might go to in the face of mortality.

Bryce Maguire, a burned-out game developer, dies from overwork before releasing his magnum opus—Runes & War, a massive MMORPG. But death isn’t the end. He wakes up in the body of a dangerously attractive dark elf in a world eerily similar to his unfinished game. Armed with his developer knowledge and sharp instincts, Bryce sets out to uncover the truth behind his reincarnation while navigating a world of magic, danger, and alluring strangers. Is this his second chance—or is he just another piece in someone else’s game?

These are thoughts collected when feeling extreme emotions. In no way are they everyday thoughts or opinions. This book is not suited for anyone under the age of 15. Warning this book depicts depression and/or suicidal thoughts. This book was made purely for the hope that the author can use this to cope. If you don’t like this genre or the book/topics make you uncomfortable. Leave while you still can. Basically it’s like a diary, I post this so I may find out about myself and hopefully learn something from it. I do not post everything on here and some of the chapters might be removed due to either sensitivity issues or me being unwilling to share the thoughts anymore. Grab a bag of tissues and a box of melodrama and we can all just cry this out.