Lord Farquaad Gets Grounded

Robin Burton is a young man who grow with everything anyone can hope for, immense talent for cultivation, sharp mind, a wealthy family that will stop at nothing to protect and nurture him. He had everything except the willingness to take them. "Why would I take the same route as my ancestors ? why should I become stronger? to beat this and compete with that..?! THAT IS NOT WHAT I WAS BORN FOR!!" Robin didn't want to compete with young masters, so he made an army and started invading planets.

In a world where kingdoms rise and fall, a seasoned player unexpectedly finds himself transmigrated into the very game he once mastered—Caldera. However, his new life as a ruler comes with a crushing twist: severe debuffs and harsh restrictions on his talents make survival nearly impossible. Against overwhelming odds, he fights tooth and nail to carve out a legacy. Despite his brilliance in strategy and marvels in combat, failure becomes his ultimate fate. But fate offers him another chance. Reborn at the start of the game, now without the crippling debuffs and armed with all the knowledge, experience, and hard-won lessons of his previous life, he faces the world anew. This novel is a bit fast-paced compared to current mainstream trends. It will delve into human nature and how far people are willing to go for meager profit. Most characters will be evil, and even the good ones only appear good because the actions they take align with their own interests, rather than being motivated by true goodness. For any questions about this novel, feel free to leave a comment on my first review, where I will be answering any inquiries or questions regarding the story. I hope you have a great time reading this! If you’d like to support this novel, please rate it or leave any kind of comment or join my studio over at discord where we have a dedicated space to Lord of Caldera Fans: https://discord.gg/b3f4gQ8v6h Any feedback will help it gain more exposure. Thank you! I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com as well although only free chapter just like here. if you read on both platforms and like the novel do leave me some review there as well thank you. https://www.royalroad.com/profile/569643/fictions

If it hadn't been a misdiagnosis for a terminal illness, she wouldn't have dared to mess with him even if she had ten thousand guts. "Mr. Huo, shall we play a game of heartbeats?" ... The next day, there were two more red booklets. "What... what are these?" "Permits for legally having a second child." And just like that, a single heartbeat game turned her into Mrs. Huo, and from then on, she had a god-like husband and was accompanied by a cute little bun...

The journey of a little wild monster becoming the ultimate boss. "Someday, I'll trample the system under my feet and drive those damned players out of my territory."

This is the stories of two different people from two different worlds (literally) She was raised in love, while he was raised in hate Her birth was celebrated, while he was despised She was protected, while he was abused everyday. She is gentle, warm and kind, while he is cold, cruel and vicious But with the twist of fate, their world collided. They will learn from each other. He will teach her to be hopeful and live for herself, while she will teach him the joys of Friendship and Love Together they will learn to understand each other, accept each other and love each other, and soon their love will change the fate of the world ________________________________________ Princess: Can you stop staring at me while I'm sleeping? The Lord: I can't... The Princess: Are you gonna stare at me the whole night? The Lord: Yes! The Princess: Can you at least act like a normal man who will take advantage of a maiden while in her room. The Lord: …this Lord would oblige The Princess: WAIT… This princess is kidding, just kidding, wait...!

While Cliff, a 27 year old young man, was visiting his grandparents, he was caught in what is called a "summoning" which took him to a forest infested with unknown creatures, he decided that in order to survive, he should be ready to brave all the dangers that would present to him, with his “drain” skill he would fight them to become stronger

In a world of Detectives, Khalid found himself lying in a poverty of presence. Meeting many colleagues and leaving, "He" will fulfill his promise.

Renzo had lost everything—the will to live, the strength to fight, and the belief that life had any meaning. Burdened by an abusive past and a lifetime of suffering, he made the ultimate decision to end it all. But death was not the end. Instead of fading into nothingness, Renzo awakens in an unfamiliar world, trapped in the fragile body of a newborn. His memories remain intact—every ounce of pain, every scar of his past life, and the despair that led him to his end. Reborn into a noble family in a world filled with magic, power, and ruthless ambition, he soon realizes that fate has given him a second chance. But this world is not a paradise. Dark forces lurk in the shadows, and the cruelty of humanity remains unchanged. As Renzo struggles to navigate this new life, he must decide: will he allow his past to haunt him once more, or will he rise above it and carve a new destiny for himself? With the knowledge of his past life and the potential for power in this one, Renzo embarks on a journey to uncover the truth behind his rebirth. Is this a curse forcing him to suffer again, or an opportunity to finally find the peace that always eluded him? In a world where strength dictates survival, Renzo will stop at nothing to ensure that this life will not be wasted—no matter what it takes.

"Dragons and their spawn rule the skies, the land, and the seas... humanity survives in the cracks, dreaming of a comeback." _____ Power comes from the beast you tame at the tender age of ten. Wolves, hawks, snakes, spiders, chimeras, the stronger your summon, the brighter your future. Too bad for our protagonist. When everyone else summoned salamanders, eagles, troll dogs(not doge) or tigers, he got… Well, let’s just say the only thing lower on the food chain is dirt. Laughed at, bullied, and living as the butt of every joke, he’s not exactly winning. But giving up isn’t an option... His aging parents sold everything for his "failed" chance, and he won’t let it be for nothing. But hey, this is his story. The weakest beast tamer? Here’s the thing about being at the bottom: it teaches you how to climb. And dragons? Turns out they start small too, so... He’s going to tame everything, every evolutionary line. How? Step one: survive long enough to unlock his gift. Step two: tame creatures nobody else dares to touch. Step three: become the strongest tamer the world has ever seen. As kingdoms crumble under greed and external threats, the weakest tamer begins his rise. Follow his path as he unlocks a potential so rare, so terrifying, it leads to dragons… Every evolutionary line leads to the strongest ‘SSS Dragons’. _______ Warning: Contains world-ending dragons, ridicule-fueled underdog revenge, dragon-scaled protagonist, morally questionable nobles, insane creature evolutions and enough twists to make you wonder if weakest really means luckiest. A MC who’s out to prove everyone wrong… even if it kills him. Spoiler alert: It won’t. For those who love a whole lot of fun, this one’s for you. If you’re looking for a darker story, look somewhere else (Maybe Utopian System (;) This one’s about having fun, taming dragons and expectations. _______ If you want to know more about the cover: Yep, that's Luna, the FL... Her skin and clothes are morphing into shimmering scales from her dragon power. Remember Sailor Moon? Magical girls? Now imagine if the magical outfit wasn’t a cute dress, but an actual dragon! The dragon is the dress. Oh, and don’t miss the cool horns. It’s not just fashion; it’s fusion. High-level beasts tend to leave their mark, and Luna wears it like a boss, pulling off the ultimate power move. _______ We will use the same Discord from my first book, come join! https://discord.gg/W3CjfC2cw4 _______ Silly tags that seem to matter a lot to some readers: No Yaoi, No Yuri, Possibly Harem (Vote! I can write either, and in any case, there will be multiple girls. The only difference is whether he chooses one in the end or goes the "liberal" route.... democracy is yours!), No NTR.

In a world where power is defined by rank and noble lineage produces only prodigies, Zal was born with a stolen destiny. For fifteen years, he endured relentless humiliation, scorn, and bullying—both from society and his own family. Everything changed in a single night. Amid a hellish enemy attack, Zal witnessed the one person who had always stood by his side—his mother—fall at the hands of their foes. Her final scream echoed in his ears, marking the start of his transformation. Through trials and tribulations, Zal finally gained the power to rewrite his fate and choose a different path of his destiny. In a world ruled by Rankers, a single spark ignites chaos. Zal embarks on a perilous journey to uncover the truth behind his mother’s death. Along the way, he battles powerful foes, acquires ancient skills and techniques, and uncovers forgotten mysteries. From sealed catacombs to mythical lands where the roars of legendary beasts shake the earth, Zal navigates a world teeming with diverse races and enigmatic entities. Driven by vengeance, his resolve is unshakable. “Even if I must fight the gods themselves—or become one—I will have my revenge!” Welcome to the Land of Aeons, a dark and unforgiving world where survival depends solely on strength and skill. Join Zal and his allies on an epic journey through this treacherous land.

Having lived a miserable life and died from overwork, he was reborn as a nameless, weak skeleton—buried within what he would later come to recognize as the tomb of a fallen god. In this world of magic and skills, where dragons soar and gods wage war, even the smallest creatures can possess overwhelming power.

Ein was a hitman on hire. A killer, a shadow, a death with insomnia, if you may. He had witnessed countless pairs of eyes dim as the light of life faded, leaving nothing but vile hollowness. Needless to say, the sight of a soul popping out of the dead body was a first. And it wasn't just any soul. It was the dead heir of Byers Holdings, the same guy he killed with his own hands. Turns out the rich boy Adriel had a horribly irritating and loud soul, but worst of it all - impossible to get rid of. Who would have thought that killing on a blue moon night could lead to being haunted?

When William awakens submerged in a bathtub filled with blood, his life veers into the unimaginable. With no recollection of how he got there, he soon discovers he's become an unwilling player in the mysterious "Sequence Game"—a perilous competition that transcends reality and plunges participants into otherworldly realms. As William navigates these strange new worlds, he encounters bizarre legends and witnesses the birth of eerie entities. Whispers of an impending catastrophe grow louder: malevolent gods are invading, ancient powers are reawakening, and the fabric of reality is unraveling. Humanity teeters on the brink as extraordinary paths to divinity unfold before them, offering both salvation and temptation. Amidst the chaos, a beacon of hope emerges in the form of William, a fearless warrior wielding a spear and an unyielding spirit. Striding boldly at the forefront of this epochal shift, William becomes a symbol of resistance against the encroaching darkness. William must unravel the secrets of the Sequence Game and harness newfound powers to stand against the looming apocalypse. With the death knell of their world sounding and a cosmic countdown echoing in everyone's ears, they race against time to prevent ultimate destruction. In a reality where myths become tangible and every choice could herald doom or deliverance, who will rise as the final savior? The Sequence Game is a gripping odyssey of destiny, courage, and the relentless fight against cosmic annihilation. Journey with William as he confront ancient evils, forge unbreakable bonds, and strive to save not just their world, but all of existence. #VR

Cyrus is a young man who wakens on the shores of Arkendel, with no memories of his past besides his name, and only a strange amulet in his possession. In an attempt to learn more about himself, he sets off on a journey to reach the opposite side of the continent. Along the way, he discovers a strange magic residing within his body, which grants him power over all of nature, but using it comes at the cost of his humanity. Still, it may be the only way he'll ever reach the end of his journey, as a plague of stone rises to stop him.

Abducted and forced into the world of human trafficking, Lucky endures the worst of the worst as a high end plaything for the worst of the wealthy. One fateful night, she discovers something about herself that gives her hope, a chance to escape from the hell she lives in. With escape, Lucky has a life changing chance encounter, a kind of anonymous celebrity she never anticipated, and a growing feeling of purpose that she can’t quite explain. As her new life falls in to place, that purpose suddenly makes itself clear. Fate is leading her down a path, one that leads her to realize that escaping alone was not enough. She has been chosen, as the one to bring the light to those kept in the dark, and the one to bring the end the keepers. To truly be free, she will have to go back and finish what she started. Claws will scratch far past the surface, digging deep into an evil that must be eradicated. Content Warning: This book contains some dark themes relating to the crime of human trafficking, forced sexual encounters, physical and emotional abuse, and violence. It is intended for a mature audience. Highlights: The above being said, there will also be light, and it will shine brightly upon love, friendship, family, and justice. Beware of the plump labrador retriever who loves to steal hearts, he doesn’t always return what he fetches! ❤️

Her name is joy,but was she really joyful? Was unfortunate from birth, constantly raped as a child by her uncle,when she was less than one year. Grew up as a happy child as many will think, but was never happy. Never had the best physical appearance, so was never considered pretty. Fought all her life to be the best version of what she called a successful woman but was faced with lots of life issues, heart breaks, PCOS and many more. she even lost all she has ever worked for in her life in a fire accident, which she escaped with just her life.

The author of a novel gets transported into the world he created where he must find the protagonist a lover. Throughout the journey, he realizes the world is much different from the novel he wrote and he can't help but feel a sense of unease.

Tirnath is the youngest son of the Chieftain of the Zitharan Tribe. On their way home from Thurvagar Village, their group was ambushed by enemies. As the sole survivor, Tirnath holds a great grudge, but is badly injured. At the end of his breath, he found a totem spirit named Vyras. In order to achieve his goal of taking revenge not only on his enemies, but on the world itself, he will take the Trials of Custodian, a test so that he can become the Custodian of the totem. Will he succeed in leading his village from ruin to greatness in these turbulent times?

Lin Beifan traveled through the world composed of countless urban web articles and became a villain. He has a wishing system and can make a wish every day. With the ability of the system and his own rude operations, he broke all the protagonists, and the world line was chaotic. So, Tiandao repeated the plot and cursed Lin Beifan. For whatever wish he made, the enemy would get double! Lin Beifan chuckled: “That’s it?” “I make a wish to keep my body temperature at 36.8 degrees!” The first protagonist’s brain burned to 73.6 degrees, died! “I make a wish to sleep 12 hours a day!” The 2nd protagonist becomes a vegetative person, die! “I make a wish that I will be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!” The third protagonist was crushed into a piece of paper by a 240-pound fat girl, pawn! Just like that, the plot is messed up again! For Access To Upto 100 Chapters Before Anyone Else, Visit — Patreon.com/itsyourstorypage

Kaito, known as the Lazy Lord, has always preferred finding the easiest path through life, often avoiding hard work. He relishes his laid-back approach until an unexpected event reshapes his destiny. Myrul as powerful being, reincarnates into Kaito's body, merging their existences. While Kaito retains his own memories and abilities, he now also possesses Myrul's vast knowledge and power. Faced with an impending catastrophe that threatens to destroy their world, Kaito’s usual laid-back demeanor is challenged. As he navigates this new reality, Myrul must decide whether he'll rise to the occasion, using his newfound abilities to alter the fate of the world. Balancing his lazy instincts with a growing sense of responsibility, Myrul embarks on a journey of discovery, courage, and transformation. Can he, with the combined strengths of Kaito , save the world from destruction? The adventure continues as Kaito uncovers the true potential within him, proving that even the laziest of lords can become a hero.

Follow the epic journey of Shiro Kage, a young ninja from the legendary Kage clan, born without the innate talent that defined his family's legacy. Despite this, Shiro's anger of being looked down on, determination and perseverance drive him forward. A fruitful encounter sets him on a new path, as he discovers the secret to opening his keikai and unlocking the powerful Shadow Gi. With his shadow Gi now unlocked, Shiro's life would take a new path as he must battle his way through treacherous landscapes and bloody conflicts, confronting his own destiny and the fate of Ninshu. As he faces countless betrayals, trials and adversaries, Shiro's unyielding spirit and unmatched skills propel him toward his ultimate goal: to save Ninshu and claim the title of Lord of Ninjas.

James Hitchcock's betrayal by his wife and daughters started his hell. As time went by, he could never pick himself back up and died on the street in his old age. The goddess of time had watched the once kind-hearted man lose everything but still pushed forward even when his life never improved. In the realm of life and death, she asked James if he wished to have a do-over from when everything started falling apart. She is willing to give him three gifts of his choosing. To do as he pleases with. *Warning: This has mind control and mind manipulation* Mc will sleep with women who meet his standards while using it. But do not worry, he won't be stealing women.

He emerged from the exiled underworld, a realm where the law of survival was simple: the strong devour the weak. He was a seeker of truth, a sorcerer who tread the razor’s edge between reason and madness. When myths crumbled and order fell, power became the only rule that governed the world. Not all places shrouded in darkness needed light.

Allan Drake lived all of his life with his mother Helena and his brother and sister as a regular person until one day the whole world changed. The ressurgency of magic energy started, both humanity and nature went through an envolution process, everyone awakened mystic talents, while plants and animals evolved, gaining not only wisdom on the same levels as humans, but magic abilities as well. Empires made by beasts that were once simple animal rose from the ground. The planet expanded by 100 times, giving birth to new unexplored continents, ruins and dungeons. All Humans gained a talent with the ressurgency of this energy, some lucky ones gained two, but Allan is an anomaly. To his surprise he gained not one, not two, but ten talents and all of them were of high ranks. Now coupled with the power to create avatars and have a return on what they gain by 10 times and 8 more talents. What will Allan do with this newfound power? Will he become the new ruler of this world? Or will he become it's saviour?

Say it with me: "We listen, and we don’t judge." Okay, so hear me out. I may have made a small mistake. But to be fair, how was I supposed to know that the cherry blossom tree I fell asleep under was home to the cutest squirrel ever to exist? Like, ever. A squirrel that just so happened to be the beloved pet of a powerful demon goddess from another world. I didn’t mean to grab it in my sleep and cuddle it to death. I swear! Its tail was just so fluffy! I think... I can’t be too sure since I was loopy on cough medicine. I had this really bad cold thanks to my idiot brother, who can’t seem to cover his fudging mouth. I’m getting off track, aren’t I? Sorry, sorry. Anyway, after the demon goddess sensed her pet’s life come to an untimely end, she teleported to its last location and found my sleeping self cuddling the dead thing. Remember, "We listen, and we don’t judge!" I can’t be the only sleep-cuddler here! So, in her rage and pain, the demoness kicked me into another tree—at least, I’m assuming that’s what happened, because when I woke up in agonizing pain, my head was stuck in said tree. As you can imagine, I died soon after. Bled out, the whole shebang. Long story short, the drop-dead gorgeous (hehe, see what I did there?) demoness—whom I may or may not have developed a major crush on—ended my life. Hey! Don’t judge. She gave me warm chestnuts. Golden chestnuts. That’s clearly love, right? Wait, where was I? Oh, right. My future wifey turned me into the cutest, most adorable squirrel ever! The upside—besides being able to nap on the demoness’s perfect chest? It’s the fact that, while I’m no longer a human girl, I could eventually evolve back into a human form. All I have to do is level up. If only people would stop trying to capture me and make me their pet! Back off! I know I'm cute, but I belong to my Wifey. You can't have this cute squirrel!"