I Want To Be A Comedian Where Do I Start

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

Frankie, an experiment of a genius inventor and mad scientist, is left behind in a ruined castle after the kingdom's political power struggle leaves him forgotten. Despite being a successful creation, Frankie struggles to find a purpose in life until he meets a harem of skilled and seductive women who were also experiments of the inventor and scientist. As Frankie navigates his new reality and relationships, he must also confront the powerful magical threat looming over the kingdom and decide if he will use his abilities to defend it or succumb to the darkness within him.

Unexpectedly, Chen Hansheng, a social elite and diamond bachelor, was reborn and woke up as a senior high school graduate. Chen Hansheng at the crossroads is also hesitating. Who should he choose between treasure girl Shen Youchu and Bai Yueguang Xiao Rongyu? The ceiling of urban rebirth novels, a love guide that young people must not miss!

"In order to survive the future great war, we must take drastic measures. We need to summon warriors and train them before time runs out." Thus, millions of earthlings were reincarnated in an alien, medieval world governed by swords and magic to save its prophesied doom. Among those individuals, one's situation inexplicably deviated from the others. Thrust into a rotting house in a ghostly body, Adam found himself bound to a wailing baby. With a heavily damaged soul and the snarky remarks of a system, he began his years-long quest to recover his body. Armed with his mind, he'll educate the baby and slowly watch him turn into a good youth. However, he would have to make a choice: suffer as a ghost until he finds an alternative that might not exist, or possess his body and reincarnate. He was far from imagining how dangerous this world full of possibilities could be, prompting him to question everything he knew... Including himself and this world's intentionally blurred history. ********************************************** Discord server: https://discord.gg/ubzzKM5wfp Note: The MC is not a supporting character. He makes his own choice and decides where to go despite his condition. It's his story, not the baby's. Give it a chance because it's a great one I'm sure you'll enjoy it. ********************************************** What you can expect: -A living world with its own lore. -Each character has their own motivations and desires. -Moral grey story. -An MC who grows and learns little by little. -A long but epic quest.

Author note : I didn't write many words because I haven't got a contract yet. The point is that Yuri's story is 50 chapters and above . Gender Bender genre. Mc seeks money.

Siapa yang sangka, Chen Hansheng, seorang elite masyarakat dan bujangan idaman, tiba-tiba terlahir kembali dan bangun sebagai lulusan SMA? Di persimpangan hidupnya, Chen Hansheng juga bingung: gadis harta karun Shen Youchu atau cinta pertama yang nggak terlupakan, Xiao Rongyu—siapa yang harus dia pilih? Ini adalah puncaknya novel rebirth urban, penuh kisah cinta yang bikin hati deg-degan dan nggak bisa lepas! Sebuah kisah yang wajib banget dibaca sama anak muda yang nggak mau ketinggalan cerita cinta penuh drama dan pilihan sulit!

"If you got to choose between two jobs, what will you choose? A "Hero"? A "Demon King"?.” The god asked. "I wouldn't choose neither of them" Rei shook his head, refusing to choose between those choices. "Then what will you choose?" "Heh, I choose to become the strongest knight!" Rei exclaimed with a wide smile. ** Kiritsuka Rei, 15 years old, caught into a car crash after saving a girl’s life. His soul was pulled by the god who claimed to be the God of Fire—Ifrit. He was told that he will be reincarnated into another body and hoping to have better life there by the god. Before that though, Ifrit ask him to have one wish before going. Rei responded by expressing his wish to become the strongest knight with his own hands. Ifrit who already knew about his answer laughed and so…he answered his wish then transferred his soul to the world called Astria. After the soul transfer succeeded, he found out that the body he reside in have another soul that comes from the future? And his job would be a "Blacksmith"? Furthermore, the world is based on an Otome game? What will happen to Rei? Can he overcome this new path? Follow the adventures of Rei and him overcoming the path that he will take to become the strongest knight with the job of blacksmith in an otome game. Disclaimer: cover belong to the artist and author. *Note: This will be my first time creating this story, this story focusing on two sides which is the MC–Rei and the Heroine. *I will also be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com —from your writer Seizou_Haku

V1 Ended. A Robber got hit by a truck & died, but when he opened his eyes he was reincarnated into another world—as a beautiful, white-haired woman. Robber, now living comfortably with wealthy mortal parents, he soon discovers that this world is not an ordinary world. It's a world of cultivation, and there’s a way for him to become male again—by becoming a high-level cultivator & acquiring treasure to change gender. With this goal in mind, Robber patiently waited for the spiritual root testing ceremony, which anyone can participate at the age of 12. On the day of the ceremony, with hope and determination in His heart, he steps forward for the test. But as he prepares to take the test, a message appears in his mind. Your spiritual root has been devoured. Since then, his life had become miserable. Will he be able to overcome all these challenges without changing his ways? Read to find out! #Additional Tags Villain | Mortal's Journey Towards Cultivation | Bloodline | Kingdom Building | Family | Smart Mc | Unique System | Evil Mc

Getting reincarnated into a comatose boy who was left for dead by the people around him Fair warning HEAVY SMUT

In modern America a teenage vampire/alien and four men's lives intersect into an ultimate reverse harem. Haunted by a past and a fascist ruler of her home planet, she battles her enemies to achieve her goals in life.

This is the story of king Allen who was betrayed and killed by his own brother but summoned by a goddes to defend her world from demons and 12 legions of demonic (fallen) angels his soul will be transferred to a young boy dody name sion Ragnar of the clover kingdom and face the difficulties in his way to overcome it and defend the world against demons and traitors of the kingdom .....( so join me in the journey of sion and let's explore magical world together)

Yunho had always been a sickly kid, and at the ripe, young age of 19, he died of a terminal illness. But just when it was all over, morning comes again?! And now he's the villainous younger brother from the novel he'd been reading! His reincarnation would be seen as a curse by many because of his character's destiny of banishment and misfortune, but Yunho is determined to turn it into a blessing in order to finally live a healthy life. "I just want to live peacefully!"

In a world where magic is limited only by imagination, aspiring wizard Elias dreams of becoming the most extraordinary mage alive. Inspired by an impossible feat of magic he witnessed as a child, Elias has dedicated his life to mastering a single, seemingly basic element, believing it holds limitless potential

Imagine you were playing your favorite video game, and now you got sucked into the game as the first Bossfight. It would suck to be you, right? ... yeah it sucks to be me. I'm Adam Balor... and I was a player who got "sucked into a buggy game"... as the Fist Boss you fight... God, I hate this crap.

In a world where nearly everyone is born with a guin, extraordinary power that grants unique abilities, only a select few are chosen to become a 'hero'. Through intense training and arduous challenges, these individuals are forged into protectors, standing as humanity's hope against all kind of evil. Takumi Kurata was born with a cruel and terrifying guin. His power allowed him to instantly kill any living being by pulling its neck from its head, a lethal ability that made even the most fearsome villains pale in comparison. The power could also be reversed, bringing the victim back to life if the body was properly reframed. Bullied for his dangerous guin, Takumi initially fought back, rising to dominance and establishing a reign of terror that made even his middle school peers cower in fear. Deep down, however, he struggled with his power, believing that the very thing that could protect the weak made him unworthy of being a hero. His dream of becoming a hero crumbled as he succumbed to a life of bitterness and despair. In a society where only some individuals can undergo the rigorous training to become a hero, Takumi’s path seemed lost. That is, until he met his idol, Mr. White—a hero who reminded him that power, in all its forms, can be wielded for both good and evil. Encouraged by Mr. White’s words, Takumi found new resolve, determined to use his terrifying guin for the greater good. This is the story of Takumi Kurata, a kind-hearted yet twisted boy, torn between his dark gift and his desire to protect others, as he strives to become a true hero in a world that fears him.

To take one's place and be the one living it. A story's path that both changes nothing and some things. There is no telling on what would become of this journey, or how it will affect him and everyone else. Caden Fayte, grew loving the adventures of a Pokémon trainer by the name of Ash Ketchum, finds himself waking up in said boy's body. Now he has to try (and failed, badly) to make sure that events from the series plays as it is, all the while his own mind is weighted by the expectations (made by his own turmoil) and his own inner demons. Venturing to a foreign world that will certainly out to break him apart, there was only one silver lining to his situation. Ash's Pikachu. Together, they face this uncertain world, all the while a certain Chosen One watches from a realm beyond. I do not own Pokémon. All credits are to Nintendo and Game Freak. (Possible rewrites and revisions)

I should have died that night. I remember the cold water dragging me under, the pain, the darkness swallowing me whole. But then he appeared—a man with burning red eyes and a wicked smile. He saved me… and now I belong to him. I don’t remember the deal I made, only that he won’t let me go. Not until I give him what he wants. But I’m not some helpless girl waiting to be claimed. I will take back my life, my empire, and uncover the truth buried in my past. "You made a promise, Eve," he reminds me, his voice low and smooth. "And I always collect." But the more I remember, the more I realize the real danger isn’t him—it’s the part of me that doesn’t want to run. What did I promise him? Why can’t I bring myself to leave? And will I ever be able to take back control of my life?

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An African conjoined twins who would do anything not to die makes a deal with a soul reaper they are then sent to another world that recently had a zombie outbreak , he starts his journey as a zombie and his end of the deal is to make sure all the humans on that planet become zombies or die.

We all hear the famous sentence " with great power come great responsibility" and that is true but I never though that I of all people would need to learn more of those superhero speech and morality. And I would soon find out what being a hero means and what could It lead me to be

A boy who is fan of necromancy got reincarnated to another world, a story about his adventure and how he improves his magic trough an academy. Author: HEY guys this is my first time writing this story as you may have know or can see, that the book was created atleast 3 months ago but I can't update frequently because I have so many major school works T.T But I want to make up for it while i'm on semestral break--- hope I can release atleast 20+ chapters or more than that before my semester begins again T.T ______________! Also there might be Author's Note every chapter, there's some additional information I add there :)

Lyra (The FL) and Atlas (The ML) were once childhood friends, destined to lead as the Beta’s daughter and the Alpha’s son. But after a drunken one-night stand and a painful rejection, Lyra left the pack. Five years later, she’s a respected rogue advisor, forced to return when a common enemy threatens both packs. Reunited with Atlas, tensions run high as old wounds reopen. With their past looming between them, can they set aside their differences to protect their people—or will their fractured bond tear them apart?

Betrayed by her lover and offered as a sacrifice in a temple's ruined altar, Violet vowed to return the grievance a hundred-fold to all that conspired for her demise. The lover she cherished for almost 10 years left her for dead without even giving her a glimpse, selfishly saving only himself. What did she even do to deserve this betrayal? When did this evil plan of this man start? Did he have help from others? When her life was about to end, the temple gave her a gift to start over which she readily accepted at that time of desperation. The question was, is it really a gift or a curse?

Growing up the scheme of Glasgow a young girl discovers who she is. After a tragic loss She moves to America with a family she doesn't want to know. Shoved into a world with money and glitz keira struggles to to accept the new life she's given. Will she be able to or will the ones she trust hurt her the My name is Keira Campbell and this is my story.

HIATUS Theos Martin is a charismatic young man, admired for his intelligence, strength, and authenticity. Behind his love for video games and anime, he hides a secret: he is the hero destined to save another world. One day, a goddess appears and reveals his true mission: to defeat the Demon King, an evil entity threatening this parallel universe. But things don’t go as planned. Upon arriving in this unfamiliar world, Theos loses part of his memories and finds himself in a strange environment where reality follows no logic. He quickly realizes that this quest is far more than just a battle against evil. He must rediscover himself and make crucial choices, not only for his own destiny but also for the future of the world he left behind.

**MOSCOW** Raelynn glared at her father, she never imagined he would sell her one day. Even though they've never been that close, she still was his daughter for crying out loud! The old man starred at the floor, avoiding looking at Raelynn and somehow, she felt better if he avoided the glare. It was just yesterday she found out about her marriage with a total stranger whom her father barely knows. That news was like a tim bomb, Raelynn's father had come back that afternoon, declaring the marriage and all she could do was stare, mouth wide open at the man. "You're getting married tomorrow" She could vividly remember those words as they echoed in her mind. "What! Dad, I'm only 19 and not just that, it's fuckin' tomorrow, how on earth is that possible?" She knew her dad to be mean and cold but how the hell was that not a joke? "Believe what you want, I'm giving you an hour to pack your things, we're leaving for Russia" Oops, that was Rodrigo for you, Raelynn couldn't believe her ears but she had to, hence it was her dad. She watched the man set things on his briefcase and it dawned on her her was never joking. She staggered backwards, as tears streamed down her cheeks, frightened at what might become of her. Raelynn was about running off when her dad pulled her to a halt. "Raelynn! Don't act any stupid, your groom is a Mafia and trust me, even I wouldn't hesitate... You know what I mean?" He corked an imaginary gun, pointed it at her forehead and 'boom!' He shot. She wanted to say mean things to this man but that should wait, she needed to see Barry, her lover. Raelynn quickly grabbed her phone, running out of the house. Within few minutes, Raelynn was with Barry at their favorite spot. She dug herself into his arms, he could feel the tension in her body. "Are you Okay?" Barry asked but all Raelynn could do was shake her head. "I'm not, I'm not okay, I'm getting married tomorrow, I'm leaving for Russia, I'm...." Her words were shut by his kiss, she let his lips take over hers. And for some moments, she felt safe, but no! "Tell me it's a joke" Barry pulled from the kiss, "Wake me up from this dream my love, it's already a nightmare" "No" Tears rolled down her cheeks. She held his palm, "It's no dream, Rodrigo has made his choice". "You don't have to live your life for your father! Let's elope, go far away, to a different country, you told me you would love to live at Japan. Let's go there". He sought through her eyes but she barely kept eye contact. "Don't you get it? It's my damn father! He'll kill me, he'll make me suffer dearly. And I'm marrying a Mafia, my life has already been hell since my mom died, I can't risk yours too. Rodrigo will never think twice in killing you" She pulled him to a tight hug. " Just promise me you won't hurt yourself " She whispered amidst the hug, pecked him softly and pulled away. She staggered backwards, "I love you" She looked deep in his eyes but all she could feel was a sharp pain. Turning, Raelynn ran as fast as her legs could carry, she never looked back as she cried her eyes out. And today, she starred at Rodrigo from the alter. Another glance, she scoffed. She wished her mom was alive but... Can't this priest see the indifference? She prayed that the floor open and swallow her. As if her prayer was granted, when the ring was brought forward, she lost consciousness.

Andrew was a king until.. everything changed when he found out he was a rare human?????? ???

I, Ai, a college student in his senior year, went to go to a drinking party with the freshmen, and I died on the same day to some unknown reason I cannot remember. But, turns out that despite my evil thoughts, my kind personality allowed me into heaven! Are you serious?! I want to be a devil! Let me be a devil so I can act to my hearts desire!! I don't want to be a stupid Angel!

Gu Jin, your average day-to-day worker, crossed into a novel as the supporting character and best friend and cousin of the female protagonist, Cheng Xin, who was frequently surrounded by men of status and quality. The two cousins believed they’d enjoy this friendship for a lifetime. But soon, Gu Jin discovered that the body she had crossed into had memories of future events beyond the novel’s plot, including finding out that her marriage would end in utter failure. Her husband, the second male lead named Shao Chong, would neglect their marriage because of his infatuation for Cheng Xin. On the day that Gu Jin was kidnapped and beaten to death, her good husband stayed by her cousin’s side and accompanied her to the hospital. When Gu Jin transmigrated into this novel world and learned of the truth, she refused to waste this new life as a supporting role for her cousin the way the previous soul had done. She refused to live her life as a spectator in someone else’s love story. No. She would be the protagonist of her own romance in this new life.