Konosuba Sylvia Meme

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. "Please select a song to dance." "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" "Select a song or disappear?" "If you want to revive, become an idol!" "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: All of the lyrics of the songs will be written by me. But some songs will be inspired on real life songs. Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

After being whisked away into another world, from one cruel existence to another, Sylvia finds herself in front of a demon lord. He who only has one command for her. Be my bride.

*Slow Burn Paranormal Fantasy Romance!* Sylvia swore her wolf would stay asleep for her lifetime, a fate she knew she had to endure. She took precautions to keep it that way and avoid the consequences that would occur if it woke up. It was a secret she was forced to keep and her wolf would pay that price. Precaution number one, avoid male wolves and stay clear of events that are likely to include them. However, when her boss offers her double pay to fill in for a sick co-worker she could hardly turn it down. So she was on her way to the event she had always requested off, the Werewolf leader meeting for the North. She had a plan though, keep her head down and eyes off of any others. Silas was ready to give up on a fated mate and find his pack a Luna. They were restless and his wolf was getting harder to control. He is the Alpha of the Shadow Moon pack and while his wolf encouraged him to keep waiting, he wasn't so sure anymore. His Beta was in the same situation. Sinlan had hope still, he'd find his mate when the time was right. He encouraged his Alpha to keep his eyes open at the meeting. Many local packs would allow single wolves to go just in search of their mate. He wouldn't let his best friend give up. He'd help him find his mate as well. Then their pack would finally be complete. With the Luna it deserved. *This novel has a switching POV. There are Male and Female Lead moments!*

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

[ARRANGED MARRIAGE, UNREQUITED LOVE] Sylvia is 18 when she gets married to Vernon (32) for the sake of their kingdoms. She becomes the Queen and she tries to appease and make things work with him. Yet he does not care for her, all he wants is her beauty and for her to be in his bed. Sylvia is a virgin and wants her first time to mean something but Vernon does not care. He seems to be decent to his concubine Celia, and cruel to her. What will happen when these two have encounters? (Read at your own risk)

I lived my life very carefully in fear that the butterfly effect would make me lose you. This is a story about seeking a previous life.

"Only by enduring 2¹⁴ trials can one awaken the ancient power sleeping within the Key of the Star Prison, and become the most powerful being in the universe." Timothy, the youngest Demon Lord in the history of his race, saw these words emerge after he touched the Key of the Star Prison, the most powerful artifact of the demon race, handed to him just before the old Demon Lord's death. According to the demon race's records, no Demon Lord had ever achieved this. However, over a span of a hundred thousand years, Timothy had easily passed 16,383 trials. Now, once again, he turned the Key of the Star Prison, and an unknown force mistakenly sent him to a brand new world, transforming him into an unknown and seemingly worthless demonic cultivator disciple. And the formidable opponent he was about to face in this world was the powerful Goddess Sylvia. When Goddess Sylvia received the challenge Timothy handed her, her cheeks flushed... "My dear Sylvia, I want you to know how deeply I love you. My heart belongs to you, now and forever."

Sylvia, a young woman on the verge of death, finds herself transported into her favorite novel—not as the heroine, but as the Saintess of the North, a minor character predestined to die early to save the male protagonist and the Holy Empire from a demon invasion. Unwilling to accept such a cruel fate, she disguises herself as a man using illusion magic and joins the Order of the Holy Knights, determined to rewrite her story. Masquerading as a swordsman, Sylvia strives to alter the prophecy that binds her life to the Empire’s survival. Yet, as she grows closer to the cursed prince and her fellow knights, the weight of her deception becomes harder to bear. In a world ruled by war, magic, and intrigue, Sylvia must navigate dangerous alliances, defy the prophecy, and find a way to transform her destined death into a triumph that could save them all.

In a world where strength dictate destiny, 18-year-old Orpheus Xavier defies the norms. Bound by a forbidden love to his aunt Sylvia, Orpheus's life is a tangled web of secrets and lies. But when the truth about his heritage is revealed, Orpheus's world is turned upside down. He is the last living heir of the chaos demonic blood dragons, a race of powerful beings thought to be extinct. As Orpheus awakens to his true nature, he unlocks the Chaos Origin System, a powerful artifact that grants him unimaginable power. Guided by the enigmatic system spirit Ophis, Orpheus must navigate the treacherous landscape of his new reality. Will he succumb to the darkness within, or will he rise above the chaos to forge a new destiny? Dive into a world of magic, monsters, and forbidden love, where the lines between good and evil are blurred, and the true enemy is the darkness within." Witness the Rise of Orpheus Xavier, the one who embodies Chaos and Origin, on his journey to supremacy and to how he meets his beautiful wives ———— A/N: Marvel_Invasion here, this novel is gonna be good. so support me with golden tickets, power stones. leave a review and comment. the novel is a better version of my first novel, the reign of chaos —————————————————————— join my discord server@https://discord.gg/emXVXfMH

After preaching in the church, Hyland returns to his gradually declining estate, which has fallen due to the crimes of Duke Koen. These actions have cost Hyland the trust of the church. Cornwall, a Bureau of Security investigator, inquires about Hilsbeth' background, and Hyland conceals her connection to Panthonia, coming to realize that Koen has controlled Hilsbeth' life. Cornwall hints that Hilsbeth may face financial difficulties in the future. When Hilsbeth is attacked, Hyland steps in to save her but gradually accepts that he was once an accomplice of Koen, and his illusions about Hilsbeth are shattered, leaving him filled with regret. Meanwhile, Sylvia, who encounters Cornwall in a bar, forms a complex relationship with him, attempting to escape her painful past through alcohol and relationships. Cornwall soon takes on a dangerous mission, forced to live with Hilsbeth, which ironically provides him with a sense of release. Mardias, who has inherited his grandfather’s role, manages affairs related to Jorgen’s case, directing Elin to investigate the Prayer Circle. This investigation unveils corruption within the church, signaling a larger conflict on the horizon.

Liam Zenotraz Azrail Xavier, a 18 years old boy living with his aunt Sylvia Zenon Xavier learnt about his real race and lineage, follow Liam in his adventures to grow strong and find beautiful ladies. ———— dropped, read my other novel

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

Em uma vila isolada e regida por tradições rígidas, Dalan e Sylvia, os primeiros gêmeos a nascerem nesse lugar, são marcados como amaldiçoados. Após o sacrifício de seus pais, executados em nome de uma purificação imposta pelo líder da vila, os gêmeos crescem sob o peso da desconfiança e crueldade dos habitantes. Dalan, agindo como protetor para sua irmã, enfrenta um ambiente hostil desde jovem, lutando contra o estigma que lhe foi atribuído. No entanto, a cada passo, ele se depara com os segredos sombrios da vila e de sua própria existência, conectados por algo muito maior do que ele poderia imaginar.

Virgin girls from the Anjiru tribe in Africa get sold off to demons every 10 years. Their parents are bribed into keeping quiet and to pick the most beautiful girls to be groomed and made into mistresses or harlots. It was horrible but they would all be killed if they didn't agree. Dove Brooke is a girl from the tribe and this year she has turned 18 yrs which means she's eligible to be choosen. Everyone in the town gather at the town hall to hear the names of the girls choosen by the elders. Stephanie, Joyce , Maureen, Sylvia.... the list goes on until Dove's name is called out last. She turns to look at her mother seeing that she's crying as she turns away from her daughter. The night before, she had cried bitterly. She knew her daughter would be choosen not only because she was beautiful but the amount of energy she carried was too much that it could burn the whole world. Her daughter was no ordinary being and she feared that her dark side would take over and show the true monster hiding deep inside. she wished she would have told her sooner but now it was already too late. They are all made to stand at the podium as the rest of the people together with the elders say a prayer. Lord, please guide and protect the young virgins for they don't know what they are up against. We are so sorry for doing this for we don't have a choice but we pray you may forgive us and to one day save us from this hell we are on. Amen. The transport has arrived and they are made to sit in the bus not even given a chance to say goodbye to their loved ones. The windows are sealed that you can't even see what's happening outside. The journey is long, bumpy and tiresome but finally they reach outside a dark, creepy looking facility and are made to stand in a line. One by one they are 'examined' that is by getting their blood tested by scary looking people with red eyes. It has reached Dove's turn and the woman examining her gives her a peculiar look before pricking her index finger and taking her finger into her mouth. Suddenly, she moves away making everyone to turn to their side. Her face showing fear and confusion. "What are you?" she asks now angry for some reason. Before Brooke could answer, they get interrupted by a very tall and handsome man wearing soldier attire. "She's coming with me." he says as he grabs Brooke's hand leaving with her outside. "Who are you and where are you taking me?" Dove asks but gets no answer as she's made to enter a car and is droven off to an unknown place.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

Sylvia Mulberry has spent the last six months hoping her ex lover would take her back. She spends hours fantasizing about the love they used to share, but Antonio Carlos has long moved on from his basic lover. Things however change for Sylvia when the owner of the company suddenly drives into town. He sees her during his welcome party and takes interest in her. Will she hold onto the love she once had? Or will Sylvie be swayed by the newly born emotion inside of her?

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

In the land of magic and beasts, Sylvia was betrayed by her family and sold off as a slave. She was expecting the worst, but fortunately, it was a handsome prince who had ‘bought’ her! Who doesn’t love a charming, benevolent, and kind prince, not to mention ridiculously handsome? But, little did Sylvia know that the charming handsome prince was no angel but rather a devil in disguise! The calm, kind and good-hearted Sylvia found herself slowly changing under the devil's influence but worst of all, she found herself becoming more and more addicted to the two-faced devil who harbored dark and dangerous secrets. But could she ever fully trust the shameless devil? Or was he just one of the many who desired her hidden powers? Let the games begin! ....................... Excerpt: "Are you getting ready for your engagement, my sweet kitten?" The devil's familiar voice drawled, making Sylvia's entire body tingle with an unfathomable need. She gazed into his dark coal black eyes, lost within them, as he rubbed her lips with his thumb. This man... This man in front of her alone had the power to make her knees weak and her heart crumble. "Heh. Being silent, are we?" The devil chuckled, his hand moving away from her lips to the back of her head. He clutched a handful of her soft silver hair and pulled her closer to him, capturing her lips with his. Sylvia snapped out of her trance and commanded her body to push the devil away but her traitorous body only yearned for him more and she wrapped her hands around his neck instead. The devil's lips curved upwards, his grin widening in satisfaction. His hand then moved down to her gorgeous engagement gown laced with diamonds and rubies which came undone as soon as he touched. The laces, the veil, the flowers, the jewelry, everything was ripped to shreds, leaving behind only herself. An entire morning spent on getting ready and dressing up gone to waste just like that! "You!" Sylvia glared at the shameless devil angrily. She had given him an inch but he went for the mile! She pushed him away with all the force that she could muster, pinning him against the wall, imprisoning his rude mannerless hands. "Heh? Why are you angry, my darling? Aren't I helping you? Why waste your time attending the meaningless engagement, when you already know that you belong to me and me alone?" "Go to hell! Who said I belong to you! I belong to no one." "Is that so?" The devil leaned forward, gently knocking his forehead with hers. "Shall I leave then...?" He whispered, his warm breath caressing her cheeks. Sylvia's face instantly reddened as she couldn't resist the devil's sweet temptations anymore... She gave into the man's wicked allure and pressed her lips over his, stopping his mouth from taunting her and teasing her any further. ....................... Instagram: yolohy_webnovel Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yolohy Discord: https://discord.gg/5CvPuX6M88

WARNING: English is not the author's language. In the Queendom of Starnstadt, only women can take over the throne while in the Kingdom of Mondreich, only men are the heirs. Princess Oceana Fleur Saoirse Hansen, the only child of Queen Cliodhna and King Zoltan. Oceana loves to have a baby sister or a baby brother but sadly, Queen Cliodhna was not allowed to give birth anymore due to complications of getting pregnant. The Queen was in the middle of the '30s when she gave birth to Princess Oceana so the doctor recommended not to conceive another baby. Prince Levin Ross Gruber, the second child of Queen Sylvia and King Roko and have an older brother, Prince Ephraim Rodd Gruber. Before the Queen and King died, he passed the crown to Levin and inherited the throne instead of Prince Ephraim due to illness that he can't be active in King duties. Prince Levin is the youngest heir in the history of Mondreich that inherited the throne. Way back then, Queen Cliodhna was in the middle of giving birth when the war starts between the two kingdoms, the Queendom of Starnstadt and the Kingdom of Mondreich. After the war, Starnstadt got the victory, Mondreich lost. Prince Levin was only 3 years old when he witnessed the war that got him traumatized until now he's in his adult age. In this present day, Princess Oceana is now 18 and a former Prince that is now a king, King Levin is now 21. The Kingdom of Starnstadt was offering Mondreich to join forces as the unknown kingdom not so far away from the nations of these two kingdoms suddenly appeared out of nowhere. A letter was sent to both kingdoms with bloody writings as a threat for another war for almost two decades since the war of Starnstadt and Mondreich. Queen Cliodhna surprisingly visited Mondreich to have a meeting with King Levin. The two current leaders were silent in seconds. The Queen suddenly kneeled calmly as it means offering peace and guilt for the death of the former Queen and King of Mondreich. "In that case..." as he put down the glass of wine on the table. "As the compensation of the death of Mother and Father..." he stood up and walk to the window. "I need a Queen..." Queen Cliodhna widened her eyes as she saw the smirk on his lips. "I will marry, Princess Oceana" [ picture from Pinterest • manhwa unknown • picture credits to the owner of the background image ]

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Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] He's cold, He's unspoken, He's powerful, He's a beauty identical to that of a god, His walls are up, And he's... something else. ~ Sylvia, a Silver-Haired destined for greatness, finds herself thrust into the heart of the Empire's machinations when her father's life hangs in the balance. In the hands of a man known as the most powerful warlock, she discovers a world of intrigue and desire she never knew existed. Cold and unspoken, yet possessing a beauty akin to that of a god, the enigmatic warlock holds Sylvia captive not only with his power but with the mysteries that surround him. As their paths intertwine in an arranged marriage, Sylvia is swept into a whirlwind of passion and danger, where the flames of desire threaten to consume them both. But beneath the warlock's icy exterior lies a heart yearning for something more, and Sylvia may hold the key to unlocking the secrets of his past. Will they succumb to the forces that seek to tear them apart, or will love conquer all in the face of darkness? Join Sylvia and the mysterious warlock on a journey of discovery and redemption in this captivating tale of magic, betrayal, and the power of love. ------- This is the First Installation of the Silver Saga but can be read as a Standalone. Book One: SILVER-HAIRED Book Two: SILVER-HEART Book Three: SILVER-HEX ------- Cover is mine.

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

In the crazy journey of our main protagonist, he finds himself abruptly whisked away into a world where the concept of power reigns supreme. Here, the landscape is painted in stark hues of dominance and submission, where the powerful dictate the fates of the powerless with overwhelming strength. As our main character travles through this unkown land, he comes face to face with the harsh realities of a world where only the strong survive and the weak are left to suffer in the darkness of their own vulnerability. In this world of unforgiving brutality, he must learn to harness the power at his disposal or face the consequences of being devoured by its merciless grasp.