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Bro Thinks Hes Walter White

Hello, Mr White

"Honorable Mr. White, the CEO of Macro Tech Global Enterprises wants to buy shares from your company." "Ehh? Which CEO? Which company? Sorry, I think you have the wrong guy." "Your Excellency Mr. White, as the president of Gu Zhen Country, the House of Ministers needs your approval for the implementation of the newly proposed Fifth Amendment." "Mister man, when did I become president again? I don't know any Gu Zhen Country, and which one is this Fifth Amendment now?" "Head of State and Parliament General Ben White, 1st Supreme General Badmus Handcock of International Space Affairs awaits your permission to launch Armageddon X-16 on the Inhabitants of Planet Radiance. What should I tell him?" "General who? I swear I don't know this General Handycook you're talking about, and why does he need my permission to launch a star-level weapon of mass destruction?" "Emperium Leader of the Known Galaxy, His Majesty Magnum Ben White, Her Highness Princess 9 Lillies of the 4th Star Constellation Colony, and her cosmic fleet have just arrived in our solar system and request an audience with you, O Great Lord." "I’ve told you, ehh, all this smoking is not good for your health. Who are you calling Emperium Leader of the Known Galaxy, and which is this 4th Star Constellation Colony? I don't understand again. Somebody explain all these things na." {DING! SYSTEM NOTIFICATION} [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BECOME A LOW-DIMENSIONAL LORD.] [CLICK ON NOTIFICATION AND ACHIEVEMENTS TO VIEW REWARD.] "Is this playing? Since when do I have a system? I'm even a Dimensional Lord? What kind of playing is this?"
Ozen_Ice · 163 Views

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]
Shade_Arjuun · 2.2M Views

Rise of the White Devil

I was always alone, throughout my life. People looked at me with disdain because I was an orphan without parents. Constant abuse followed me everywhere. I lost touch with how to interact with others. With each passing day, I grew more distant from my emotions until I scarcely recognized myself. The warmth of family and friendship felt foreign to me. In the end, I snapped, and I became what I hated the most... something that wasn't human anymore... something that shouldn't have been born... That was until I was reincarnated as Lucas Nightstar, granted a second chance at a happy life with a loving family. Now, I would do anything to protect them, live my life to the fullest, and was willing to destroy anyone who dares stand in my way of my newfound peace. Yet... Little did I know what fate had in store for me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first time writing a novel, so please give me feedback and point out my mistakes. English isn't my main language, so I could make some grammatical errors. I don't know how this novel will turn out since I am writing this for fun. I don't have a fixed schedule for when I publish chapters, but if I see that it is going well, I might get more serious with my upload schedule (currently 2 chapters/day). So please support me through this journey with reviews and power stones. Discord: https://discord.gg/9zZ69PVNFJ
Crypthh · 749K Views
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