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Vanquish the dark gods, banish the dragon, and defend the land of Avoner. Messenger of Light: "Darkness be gone, for only light shall remain." Apostle of Gaia: "Destruction is rebirth; all things must perish." Limon Darwin: "Light and darkness coexist; true power lies in balance." The tale of a sinner’s adventure and battles in another world—hero or demon, only time will tell.

Kenneth loves football, but by the year 2422, the sports has lost all its popularity. Professional league no longer exist, and childern have stopped playing the game. One day, when he want to play old video game, Fifa Football VR 4, the last football game that release in the past 20 years. But as he dive in career mode, something strange happens—he finds himself transported into the past! Support me on patreon(.)com/Agis_Z99

After a sudden and inexplicable transmigration, Maximus finds himself in a fantasy world where extraordinary power exists. But he is not without his advantages; he possesses a system that grants him the ability to become stronger as he takes on wives and birthed children. Determined to conquer this new world, Maximus uses his cheat to gather wives and birth children, building up his power and influence. As he gains more allies and resources, he sets his sights on the ultimate prize: ruling the world and surpassing even gods. However, the road to conquest is not an easy one. He must contend with powerful factions, rival conquerors, and unexpected challenges as he builds his ideal empire. But with his cunning mind, he is determined to succeed and become the greatest conqueror the world has ever seen.

Ye Chen was an honest and hardworking man, but he caught his girlfriend who was having an affair with a wealthy second generation, because of his sadness he decided to return to his hometown to calm down, while on his way he met a god cultivator and ended up being his student . After that his life began to change, on the right and left arms holding the Beautiful girl, from the start of the School flower, rich young women, beautiful teachers, beauty Ceo, famous beauty stars, beautiful goddesses. one by one the women came to him

Mize was ready for anything when he got dropped into a brand-new world—anything except *this*. Instead of a system that grants him epic powers or insane combat skills, he gets one that demands he turn into a goddess. Yeah, you heard that right—a *goddess*. The system’s got quests, points, and upgrades, but there's a catch: the better he cross-dresses, the more beautiful he becomes. But what's the point of being beautiful!??? "Well... the host can seduce a powerful child of destiny to protect the host" "Oh..." "... " "that makes sense?" So now, Mize is stuck leveling up his looks, completing absurd quests, and attracting strong protectors who have no idea about his true identity. What could go wrong? In a world full of chaos and danger, Mize's beauty might just be his deadliest weapon. All he has to do is master the art of deception and keep up the goddess act... easy, right? "W-wait... why are you taking off your pants?!"

Five years have passed since the Elves invaded Earth. The poor and criminals of the Republic of Ascaria are forced to join the ranks of the soldiers on the front lines while the rich and high-ranking government officials hide behind walls. Erend Drake is a young man who must go out and fight so his family can live in a squalid shelter within the walls. One night in the battle Erend had to die because he was killed by the Elves. But suddenly he wakes up the next day with a mysterious power. [Congratulations, you have been chosen to be the holder of Systema.] [Please choose the available skills] [ Dragon Armor ] [ Dragon Claw ] [ Dragon Eyes ] [ Dragon Wings ] [ Fire Breathing ] Erend did not expect that he would become a Dragonborn. The strongest race was feared by the Elves and the humans. Even feared by all Gods. (DISCLAIMER: THE COVER FOR THIS BOOK IS NOT MINE. PLEASE DM IF YOU WANT THIS REMOVED.)

Ren Jiang, an introverted architect, died. He found himself transmigrating into a psychotic villain of the novel he read. Thinking about gaining new martial powers, he excitedly stepped out of the door. He did not get the powers but ended up face to face with a childhood friend who was obsessed with the original body. Ren, "..." Trying to get rid of the obsessed friend he found himself entangled in life and death situation with none other than the male lead. Ren, "... Please, leave me alone!" With the help of his system, Ren, now, Dorion, tried warding off the evil people and correcting original's evil ways. He finally achieved a peaceful life.... Not really. Even, when he carefully avoided any troublesome interactions with the main leads, he still, ended up catching the eye of the male supporting character. A person who appeared at the end of the novel, just to torture the original Dorion. Even when the original owner begged for death, he was cured to be tortured again. Ren, "..." Looking at the tall figure coming towards him, Ren sneakily tried to wiggle his way out, "I'll l-leave right now. I-I didn't m-mean to come here…” Kade Death laughed, his wine-red eyes gleamed with amusement. He easily trapped the beautiful person in his arms, "My sweet, you didn't actually think that I would let you go, right? The scared Ren, "..." I did, But I dare not say! "I let you go once, angel, not anymore..." Ren, "...System, H-Help!" System, "Why don't you help me?!!!! Save me from the claws of this nine-tailed fox!!!!" ---------------------------------------------------------- "It's a slow burn. You have been warned... There will be smut... but at later parts. (after 100 chapters...) .............................................................

“P-Please... give me a chance. I-I like you, Mr. Kang.” In a world where humans and anthropomorphs coexist, discrimination isn’t just common—it’s an everyday reality. Yueul, a weasel anthropomorph, is drowning in debt after being deceived by his ex-boyfriend into committing illegal acts. Prejudice against anthropomorphs makes stability impossible, as he’s fired from one job after another. Then, an unexpected opportunity arises: if Yueul can work alongside Wooheon, a black mamba anthropomorph, and “fix” his abrasive personality, Wooheon’s older brother promises to pay off all of Yueul’s debts. “Thank you for the offer. I’m not sure if I can meet your standards, but I’ll do my best.” Terrified of black mambas but even more terrified of his crushing debt, Yueul reluctantly accepts. Yet on his very first day, he’s already teetering on the edge of being fired. Desperate to keep the job, Yueul blurts out a reckless lie—that he likes Wooheon and wants to stay by his side. But Wooheon, fully aware of Yueul’s lie, retracts the dismissal with a twist: he suggests they live together, determined to push Yueul into quitting on his own. As if that weren’t bad enough, Yueul soon discovers Wooheon’s unusual way of managing stress: sex. And the room assigned to Yueul? It happens to be Wooheon’s designated “sex-only” space. “S-So if I use that room, does that mean you can’t have sex...?” “Why? Do you want to take their place?” “...If you’re okay with being with a guy... then I’m fine with it.” With Wooheon’s perfectionism driving him to collapse under extreme stress, Yueul wants to help—but definitely not like this! Still, the fear of exposing his lie about liking Wooheon keeps Yueul tangled in his own deception, desperately trying to maintain the facade. Knowing Yueul’s confession is a lie, Wooheon relentlessly pushes him further, testing how long he can endure. What started as a desperate lie to escape his debts has thrown Yueul into a chaotic power struggle. Can he survive life under the same roof with Wooheon and somehow tame his impossible personality?

"Wish Upon A Star" The Item I used to turn back time amidst a battlefield of gods and devils. To go back and change everything so that I can live a life without regret. With Power. To be the highest form of existance, A just like my ex-lover. This time, I will change it all. F*ck being an extra. + What to expect: Anti-Hero Protagonist, Overpowered Protagonist/Fast Progression, Genderbent Protagonist (Purely for comedic reasons, also I'm sick of writing male protagonists. I mean, when you play a mmorpg, you choose a female character right? Lemme write my own waifu) Magic. Lots & Lots of Magic. No Romantic Relationships Until Like Way Later

The story of an Emperor who has the universe at his fingertips and five beautiful women in a battle to become the Empress. Many may earn his name but only one can claim his heart

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A privileged life where one didn't have to worry about something like money was what most of the people wanted, right? Who would blame the children of these rich who didn't try to achieve many goals because of the knowledge, they would be taking the empire over? Lucien Ayers was utterly disappointed after his son had admitted of not having any passion. Of not even thinking of it. He would have his career set, anyways. Now, Nevan found himself on the streets with nowhere to go and only a suitcase with himself. His father had given him a clear goal. Find an ambition and make a name for himself without using his family name. Armored with nothing but the AllStars System, he embarks on this journey of becoming a soccer athlete to get back into his privileged life. What he doesn't know is the severeness of the system involved in his life. ----------- "What is it that you want, Nevan? Certainly not only going home and be who you have been?" Silence. Nothing else. Because that was exactly what the boy wanted, right? ----------- ⇢Character Development happens more than ones. ⇢Slow pace ⇢Parallel universe, nothing about this story is real. Everything is purely fictional. _______

*RATED 18+ FOR LANGUAGE AND SMUT* Amaranth's whole purpose in life was to be sacrificed to a god to ensure her kingdom's prosper. What happens when she is given to the wrong God, and slowly begins to tap into a power of her own? The way to reach her divinity is to allow Avlan to touch her, and then she'll be able to carry his children, but his brother Perthius thinks she can be something else entirely---something more dangerous. A battle wages between the two brothers for Amaranth and her power ...and her body.

"On that day, Zach Harper died-" Or at least that was how it was supposed to be. I died. But there was good news, and bad news. The good news; I was reincarnated! Transmigrated into the World of Aethoria! Holy fuck, miracles do happen! But the bad news was, "Huh? What's this?" ... [DING!] A New Quest has been issued:- Type:- SURVIVAL Name:- Quest To Becoming Stronger: Description: The {Great Calamity} is coming...Get stronger and survive. Duration-: ... Reward:- ... Penalty:- Death, ??? ] ... I had to survive. •••• Join the discord! https://discord.gg/3E6p8AdQVR ••• Stone goals will be re-updated soon.

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Since the dawn of time, storytelling has been a crucial part of our existence. Now, allow me to share my tale—a journey filled with trials, tribulations, and triumphs. I've been beaten and hurt, yet I've also found love and moments of pure happiness. It's a long and winding story, full of unexpected twists and turns. So, sit back and listen carefully, for the closer you pay attention, the more the details might elude you. Embrace the mystery, the laughter, and the paradoxes that make this story uniquely mine. Hahahahahaha. Join me on this unforgettable adventure, where every chapter reveals a new layer of my life and the lessons learned along the way.

"Please, just let me grow up!" ___________ Mariella Schauer is someone who hates baby in general. But one day, she's suddenly bound to an unknown system. [Greetings, host! You're now bound to Baby Supremacy System!] Mariella: Ahhh! Screw you and your baby supremacy!! Mariella is now forced to become babies in various worlds, help those poor babies to change their fates and create a baby supremacy era in those worlds! Becoming a baby tyrant– [Your mission is to kidnap a hot daddy & receive his recognition.] A certain hot duke: Your majesty, can I not be your dad? Riel: Pfff. You wanna be my mom, then? Becoming a baby zombie– [Your mission is to become the zombie emperor & make zombies get along with humans] Zombies & humans: You have to die for our sake! Riel: *waving around her frying pan, smashing zombies & threatening humans* This is all for your sake, peeps! Becoming a baby cultivator– [Your mission is to swindle immortals to join your sect.] Immortals: Such a weak sect master! Riel: Come, come, let me show you how 'weak' this sect master is! *Sucks a pacifier intensely* A certain pitiful man with the same fate as Riel: How come I always run into her in every world?! Follow Mariella to discover the system's true goal and watch Mariella desperate attempts to go back to her original world. PS: if you're really invested in one of the arcs (world settings), let the author know and if many are interested, the author can make a separate book (novel) related to that chosen arc (longer content, more details, more power building, exploration, etc) There will be 3 arcs and each arcs have around 50-100 chapters, can be more or less than predicted.

The world was once under siege by the Great Demons, extremely powerful beings, possessing magic strong enough to wipe out entire Kingdoms. But due to the intervention of the Great Spirits, humanity managed to trap all the Great Demons, ending their threat to the human world. It is now two hundred years later, and there exists a boy named Lance Grey. He has a strange power, which is almost demonic in nature. Some could say that he's cursed, or a demon in disguise. But the truth about Lance's power will make him a lot of enemies, enemies just like the Great Demons. With only his friends and this terrifying power, Lance must save the world from ruin, without losing all he cares about in the process. Join Lance Grey as he goes on a journey to learn How To Be A Great Demon.

Journey To Become A True God

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dragon? What the heck! Behemoth? Go on your stomach! All Warcraft, please be honest! I am so angry that I have a good look at you! king? Never heard of it! The richest man in the empire? Keep the money! The number one master in mainland China? Rubbish! If you don’t have gold coin beauties, just wait for your magic pet to die of illness! Depend on! I am a veterinarian, who am I afraid of? What would happen to a veterinarian in a continent where Warcraft is the country's ultimate force?

What happens when you give someone who hates everything power? You think he’ll help others who are in similar situations like him? HELL NO! You get a protagonist who stays 3 steps ahead and aims for absolute domination! “A meditation technique allowing me to be on par with a god? I was just lucky I had such a great affinity for this shit!” His laughter boomed across the galaxy! The trillions of beings that existed feared him, the women desired him, and the strong continued stalking him. They thought they had killed him, but he had actually transmigrated, what type of luck did he have?! But they have no idea.. When you blend luck, determination and hatred together, you get what you want! And that’s what happened with Amihan, all the way back in earth. … “This is it.. The Garden of Eden” In front of the man stood a swirling purple portal deep within the amazon rainforest. He dropped the gun that was strapped to his back and his backpack and began to form a light layer of energy around his body to brace himself for what awaited him on the other side of the portal. How and why did this man search for the Garden of Eden? To destroy the Tree of Life and gain a second chance at life in another world! Even if it meant his world would be destroyed a lot sooner then attended.. But was it really that simple?

DROPPED this is a story i made while i had free time, for now it's just a test since it's the first time i write something. English is not my first language so there may be some mistakes. About the story: I was always looking for a good novel with some nice magic system or something and since i didnt find much around i thought i could give it a try. It may be slow at first since i don't want it to be the classic novel where mc is op and knows everything, i just want to make it as realistic as possible with a mc which is not a hero but just a normal guy who gets a chance to use magic while living his life day after day. There will be No Harem but there may be some romance, it will depend on how the story will develop. Your sincerily, Malthazar.

"You died." That was what the mysterious figure told him, but then he was given a second chance for the good deeds that he did in his previous life. "Super Prodigal System!" "Cultivate to immortality by wasting as much money as you can!" For the former number one prodigal of Earth, this was the perfect system!

Jade Smith finds herself unexpectedly transported into the world of a cliché-filled novel she once scoffed at. Trapped within the pages of "Twilight's Embrace," Jade must navigate the treacherous pitfalls of being a cannon fodder character.

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How to Reincarnate?? "Okay, How? Sharon asked. 1. DIE!!! In a really Tragic Way, That even the Gods will feel Sorry for you. 2. Get OVER it and stop being a crybaby, BE a PROTAGONIST. Have you ever wondered what happens if a Naive Young lady (19BTW) gets killed, TRAGICALLY! And, how did she get killed you may ask, IDK. All i know is that she found a Book as old as time which has everyone's Fate planned out. Including hers? Yes. What happens if she got reincarnated, not just anywhere, but in a ... Zombie Apocalypse???

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"Conquer the Universe! I shall reign all beings with Darkness~!" Daydreaming, Uzziah ascends to Immortality. And who knew that he would be killed at the same time? For real? No! Reincarnated to a new body, The 17th Great Cult Leader, Uzziah, shall rise once again! Wait- There's no magic in these world?!! Devastated, Uzziah spends 3 years living a "normal" life. Could he still become a God? Suddenly a screen pop out... [ System: ] [ Do you want to be a God? Become a Super star! ] Uzziah: Superstar? I refuse! System: Σ(ﾟДﾟ；) nani?!