Nichijou Sausage

Lurking in the shadows, there is a Vampire who has no desire to consume Human blood. Because he loves SAUSAGE.

Feng Jiao is a werewolf hunter. Heck, she's the princess of werewolf hunting. One stab to the gut and any ugly furry beast would fall to the ground, struggling in pain, begging for mercy at her feet. Gao Longwei is a werewolf, and a CEO at that. From his first meeting with Feng Jiao he could tell that she was his mate. The one he was meant to spend the rest of his life with. Unfortunately for him, since Feng Jiao isn't a werewolf, she doesn't feel the same way. Will Gao Longwei manage to seduce Feng Jiao, or will Feng Jiao turn him into a premium werewolf sausage first? Gao Longwei: Please come home with me, I love you. Feng Jiao: Love won't feed me. Goa Longwei: I'll feed you. Feng Jiao: *panic* Fun, light hearted werewolf story set in modern times. Fast paced but fun!

The morning sun filtered through the dense canopy of ancient trees that bordered the small town of Riversend, casting dappled shadows across the cobblestone streets. The air was cool and crisp, filled with the sounds of chirping birds and the gentle murmur of the nearby river. Riversend was a quaint settlement nestled on the edge of the enchanted forest of Sylvanor, known for its serene beauty and its vibrant market that thrived each morning. In the heart of the town, the aroma of freshly baked bread and sizzling sausages wafted from the bustling marketplace. Vendors called out their wares, and townsfolk moved about with a relaxed ease, their conversations blending into a harmonious hum of everyday life. Amidst this picturesque scene, a figure moved with an unusual blend of nonchalance and purpose. read to find out more

[Discontinued - But you can still read it if you want to, as it covers the entirety of the first arc with a decent ending] "What?! You want to make ice cream with the breast milk, you sucked out my breasts the other day?!" The Cow Girl with two sets of breasts, asked me in shock, while I was squeezing her chest, to fill up another canister full of fresh breast milk. "No, Luca! There's no way I'm allowing you to cook a sausage, by stuffing it up my secret place! That's too embarrassing!" The Salamander Girl, who's body was made of fire and scales, denied my small request, even though her fiery body was the perfect temperature to cook me up, a good old hotdog. "Okay, fine...I'll let you finger my gills. But do it slowly, since I'm sensitive there." The Shark Girl, who had razor sharp teeth and a long shark tail, agreed to let me have a little fun with her gill slits on her abdomen, that she used to breath when she went underwater. Do you want to know how all these crazy situations came out to be? Then read this damn novel, that transported me into this strange world full of adorable demi-girls, and find out for yourself. [Warning: This is a story made by a Degenerate, to cater towards Degenerates like myself. There will be many intense 18+ scenes, that you never could have imagined to ever exist in any form of media, in this story. So I advice people, who only enjoy the standard erotic scenes you see in every other novel, to ignore this piece of work and move on.] [And also, I highly request you to read the prologue of the story, so that you can understand what you're getting into.]

The following were the talents of other cultivators: Divine Spiritual Root, Unique Body, Double Eyes, Divine Bones. This was the talent of Chen Jingzhai: Bug Abuse. Chen Jingzhai did not have any unique talent until he found out he could abuse bugs. When he encountered a new martial art, he could instantly see the pros and cons and the weakness of the art. When he fought, he could notice his opponent's weakness and use that to his advantage. When he brewed pills, he could abuse a special bug that allowed him to mass-produce high-quality pills. Not only he could discover bugs while cultivating, but also in some special circumstances. With the help of his new power, he began on a one-of-a-kind cultivation journey where he would become a legend.

Welcome to the story where magic and science crossing its paths. In this medieval fantasy spiced up whit vampires, werewolf, knights, superpowers, spells, digital game mechanic and references there and here; we follow a story of quartet of girls on they journey filled whit supernatural phenomenon. Especially we look at specific part from their stories when this team, this party; will visit a certain castle in certain city where a certain incident occurred. This story is inspired by a certain fan-fiction, whose world is aditionaly overwritten by medieval, mythical, RPG fantasy and such, whit darker story. Then is effected by… was written for #IFD2022 challenge. (International fan-work day), fitting the secondary criteria: (classic, Mix [How turn the story will take if it was written by you.])

A moment that changed his life forever. He awoke to find that nothing was as he believed. Join Kaden P. Flanagan as he starts his new life away from home at one of the best Highschool in the universe. A crazy place hidden far from the mundane. The cover is temporary as it uses Mass Effect Art and Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou characters. Hopefully, I'll be motivated to create my own custom cover for it soon.

The warmth of the sunlight that was shining through the window landed on the girl's flawless face. Her eyelashes fluttered rapidly as her hands clenched onto her blanket tightly. She chanted, "No! No! Don't.. please.. I beg you stop! Ahh!!" She gasped for breath as she wiped the layer of cold sweat off her forehead. She looked at her phone and laid in bed after realizing that she was in her apartment. 'I'm safe.. it's alright.. safe..' After calming down, she took a quick shower and looked into the mirror. "Yang Ya Nuo! you got this! New day, new beginning!" She got dressed in a male school uniform and applied her makeup and wig. Within the next 15 minutes, her beautiful jade like face transformed into a handsome young man's face. "Aha! That should do it! Handsome like always. Breakfast time~" Since young, Ya Nuo learned how to change her voice to sound like a male's voice in case she needed it one day. Unlike girls at her age who liked to hang out with friends and go shopping, she only loves one thing, food! She works three part time jobs and is attending a famous school on a scholarship that covers full tuition. She cheerfully walked to the kitchen to see what's there to make for breakfast. When she opened the fridge, she saw nothing, but a piece of sausage inside. Sigh.. "I paid for rent and ran out of money to restock for grocery." Ding Dong "Who is it?" she said in a grumpy tone. "Yo!" Xu Huan Hei greeted her with a hand wave. "Is it time already? There's still half an hour before the usual time you come to get me for school." "Nope! But I do have something I want to discuss with you." he smiled dazzlingly. He was the school's second most popular guy that every female wished to date. The number one ranked male student was Ya Nuo. These two met each other at a young age, but due to some reason Huan Hei never found out about her female gender. "I'm hungry. Let's talk food first." "Here~ i already prepared a bag of groceries and two bacon, egg, and sausage for you" he winked. Ya Nuo smirked, "Oh? Seems like it's something important hmm? Alright, let me enjoy my breakfast as we discuss your 'favor.'" In the middle of enjoying her bacon, egg, and sausage, she suddenly spit out the mouthful of food onto Huan Hei. "will you be my girlfriend?" he asked confidently. "Are you crazy?? I'm a guy! 100% male!" "But you are so pretty, even girls say you have feminine features. I'm sure with a little makeup you'll look very cute!" "... what's your reason?" "A girl keeps pestering me and chasing after me to get into a relationship with her. I told her for the past two years that I'm not interested in any relationships, but she refused to listen. I accidentally slipped out and said I actually have a girlfriend... so she asked to meet her.. and I didn't have anyone that is trustworthy enough for this job." "No." "Pretty please" "No!" "Come on~ I'll buy you lunch~" "I'm not that cheap." "Fine, 3 months worth of lunch and groceries!" "Deal." In the meantime, at a luxurious restaurant, a man with gray hair sipped his wine, "Did you guys find her yet?" "No.. sir" "Then why are you here? Go! Find her and bring her here! Don't come back and report bullshit to me!" "Yes!" *THERE IS NO RAPE OR ANY SEXUAL ASSAULT IN THIS NOVEL. BUT WARNING OF 18+ CONTENT* The book cover is not mine, credits go to the original author. This novel is an original written by me, so please don’t post it anywhere else.

Timamri, A 17 year old homeless boy who loves to sing and is very talented in doing so is suddenly shot after being caught stealing 2 cans of sausage. But this isn't the end of his sad and Tragic tale.. He is reincarnated into a next world filled with other worldly creatures such as the Elves, goblins, animal people. You name it they've got it! And it so happens that the main source of power in this world is... Music! Follow as Timamri makes jokes about his pathetic life, meet new rivals and reach the apex in this life! No longer will he be gay trash, he will make a name for himself. As the one who has the Voice to a million doors! -I do not Own the Art for the cover photo -I will update as regularly as I can.. I'm free most of my life anyway :,(I don't have friends It's not going to be the most perfect story telling but I'll try my best... This my first story I've ever written so I hope to progress as this story goes on... Please give it a try.

Farming girls have never been easier! ***This story has been rewritten, Please go read 'Wait, My Juice Can Save The World?' instead***

This text has no male lead, no romance. The female lead is slightly timid in the first volume, a bit infatuated in the second, and from the third volume onwards... life seems like a Siberian Husky. Below is the sequence of volumes, if there are chapters missing, they're probably blocked. 1 Who's best at murder and dismemberment? Look in the suitcase for jackals and wolves. 2 I can handle tutoring, even rocks can be turned to gold. 3 Freshman military training brings tears, Changan loves to eat smoked sausage. 4 A thousand miles of predestined marriage hangs by a thread, whether it's good or bad all depends on fate. 5 My idol is the absolute best, the idol chose me to be their partner. 6 The boss behind the scenes is here, doing whatever they want without logic. 7 Ghost Festival inspiration comes late, helplessly put here. 8 Official advancement and wealth cost a child's life, a good son leaps like a carp over the dragon gate. 9 A trip to the plastic surgery clinic, all the fat is shaken off. 11 Who in the Human World can resist a beauty? Run out of roman numerals, use numbers instead. 11 Turtles may live long, but still dread the end, the characters fear a 404. 12 The local zombie looks handsome, cries out adorably when opening its mouth. 13 One dance captures the city, the beauty of the past fades away. There's a lot more, too tired to write the summary...

Werewolves, Vampires and cooked chickens are all in days work for this shop girl.

On his way to his son’s school fair, a young father encounters a variety of unusual instances.

# savingmoney Chen Che transmigrated to a parallel world and received the Savings Cashback System. As long as he deposited money regularly into the system’s designated bank, even though his saving records would not be displayed, he could obtain 10000 times cashback after three months! What was he waiting for? He immediately switched over to an extremely stingy mode, going all out to save money. Just as he was beginning to do this, his childhood friend, Lin Xi, suddenly came to confess to him. Lin Xi, who was once the girl from next door, had become an absolute beauty CEO. Both of them had feelings for each other, so they naturally got together. Due to being invited to a three-month-long reality show called The Daily Life of Couples, their love life was put on display before the entire Internet. A viewer commented, “He wears clothes from the donation box, stays in a 24-hour convenience store, rides a shared bike, eats cup noodles every day and does not even add sausages to it. What sort of beggar is he?” Another viewer added, “Most importantly, the goddess is treating him so well. Not only does she take care of him every day, she even sends him gifts.” Viewer 3 said, “But, Chen Che exchanges the gifts she gives him for cash instead!” Viewer 4 lamented, “P*ssy! He does not deserve her love!” Viewer 5 wailed, “I can’t take it anymore! Both of you, please break up. Spare Goddess Lin Xi!” …… Three months later, when the show was approaching its end, it was also time for him to claim the cashback reward. With tears in her eyes, Lin Xi revealed, “Let me tell you a secret. My company went bankrupt long ago. I spent my last days as a free man hanging out with the person I love. However, since the natural person needs to bear all responsibilities for the bankruptcy, I will be going to jail tomorrow. You don’t have to come looking for me. Thank you, Chen Che. I have had a great time with you.” Chen Che said, “Then, let me tell you a secret as well.” He brought her to a bank with a smile. He then swiped a card and said, “Transfer 100 million to Miss Lin for now.”

Brick 18+ warning Elijah felt cursed, having what little he had ripped from him which led him to ask '...why?' Little did he know this question would spiral him into an adventure none would even dream of having. Follow as he learns about his new life and being human despite being inhuman.

Ever wanted to be something you aren't? Well I'm not sure who I am but I'm tired of being everything and just want a friend who doesn't want to murder me. Watch as I take over and escape this scrappy dungeon and try to find my ideal form.

A story about a boy with talents in both farming and cooking. Follow him in his journey of cultivating rare and legendary fauna and flora while cultivating his strength in the side. " little brother, what's that thing you're eating? " " Jade Crocodile sausage. " " isn't that a rare beast only found in Azure Swamp?! how did you get it?! " " I raised it. " " what's that you're drinking? " " Golden Snow Pear juice. " " ..... did you raise it too? " " un. "

First I died while chocking on a sausage. And now I've been reincarnated... as a penis!

A top bloke gets reincarnated into a fantasy world as a villager with OP stats. Will he find his way back to Gregg's to get his beloved Sausage Roll™? [Under Construction]

[Status: Ongoing]"You owe me a wedding night." He told her. "What? let go!"She started to struggle but no matter what she did even if he was drugged he was stronger."Go look for someone else!"She shouted. He didn't budge though."I can't."He whispered and started to kiss her neck. She pushed him away."I can't touch any of those women."He said. Ashlyn froze. For reasons she doesn't want to think about having him go to someone else isn't something she will prefer either. ----"Last night-"He was about to tell her that he didn't mind trying to get along with her but he was rudely interrupted. She looked up at him and said."Last night? Nothing happened last night.''She then nonchalantly placed a piece of sausage in her mouth. Every single action of hers was calm and yet careless. Like whatever the world was doing or saying was none of her business. He was utterly shocked.****Her family thinks she is mute, weak, and pathetic. Her mom died and her stepmother and step sister took over. She never bothered though and kept her facade. Then she finds herself married to the CEO of a top entertainment company. As the firstborn daughter of the Brown family, she has no choice to marry in order to keep up her facade. Her husband disappeared for two whole years what happens when one day he comes back drugged and ready to claim his wedding night?(Partly modern fantasy)

What if you just woke up in a strange world? A world you feel odd one out in? A world you've never been too, yet so familiar. That's what I went through. Strained of my emotions where I find myself in one such world of scribbles. Killing weird things to experience emotions partnered with a sausage doodle dog I drew as a kid. And meeting an annoying person who calls himself 'friend.' I'm left with only one thought in my mind "Where did I come from, and how do I escape?" What's the secret of world's of scribble and how is it related me.

BOOK 1 OF THE CHARMING SERIES "Suddenly the smell of french toast, sausages, and warm apple cider wafted through Prince Lucas's nose. Covering all of that, however, was the smell of cheap cologne. 'Rise and shine, princess' His eyes flickered open" The three Charming brothers that saved Cinderella, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty. Everyone's heard of 'em. You know who you probably haven't heard about? Lucas Charming, the fourth Charming brother and the only one who never found his princess to rescue. That is until a rugged chef from New Orleans in the non-magic realm begins working in the castle! When Chef Brent finds out his magical family history is catching up with him, he's going to need the help of a certain uptight prince to get him out of trouble. Find out how Prince Charming finds HIS Prince Charming... Or should I say Prince- NOT SO -Charming?

Feng Ying Yue is your normal, outstanding student in the 21st century. As a girl who was proficient in composing poetry and music and excellent in her studies, added by her impossibly pretty face, everyone can't help but sigh in relief knowing she will have a good future. However, no one knows of the burden Ying Yue carries. No one, not even her mother, knew that she was a soul reborn from the Dan Dynasty, a place far away from the world she was currently living in. From the Phoenix's seat she fell to the mercy of the Cold Palace, where she ultimately met her demise. What happens when she accidentally goes back to her world after choking on a sausage? "Zhen wants you." YingYue stares at the golden robed man in horror as she screamed endless profanities in her mind. Bai Zhongqing! Even if I were to live a thousand more lives, even if you were the last man on earth, I would not choose to be with you willingly, by hook or by crook!

The warmth of the sunlight that was shining through the window landed on the girl's flawless face. Her eyelashes fluttered rapidly as her hands clenched onto her blanket tightly. She chanted, "No! No! Don't.. please.. I beg you stop! Ahh!!" She gasped for breath as she wiped the layer of cold sweat off her forehead. She looked at her phone and laid in bed after realizing that she was in her apartment. 'I'm safe.. it's alright.. safe..' After calming down, she took a quick shower and looked into the mirror. "Yang Ya Nuo! you got this! New day, new beginning!" She got dressed in a male school uniform and applied her makeup and wig. Within the next 15 minutes, her beautiful jade like face transformed into a handsome young man's face. "Aha! That should do it! Handsome like always. Breakfast time~" Since young, Ya Nuo learned how to change her voice to sound like a male's voice in case she needed it one day. Unlike girls at her age who liked to hang out with friends and go shopping, she only loves one thing, food! She works three part time jobs and is attending a famous school on a scholarship that covers full tuition. She cheerfully walked to the kitchen to see what's there to make for breakfast. When she opened the fridge, she saw nothing, but a piece of sausage inside. Sigh.. "I paid for rent and ran out of money to restock for grocery." Ding Dong "Who is it?" she said in a grumpy tone. "Yo!" Xu Huan Hei greeted her with a hand wave. "Is it time already? There's still half an hour before the usual time you come to get me for school." "Nope! But I do have something I want to discuss with you." he smiled dazzlingly. He was the school's second most popular guy that every female wished to date. The number one ranked male student was Ya Nuo. These two met each other at a young age, but due to some reason Huan Hei never found out about her female gender. "I'm hungry. Let's talk food first." "Here~ i already prepared a bag of groceries and two bacon, egg, and sausage for you" he winked. Ya Nuo smirked, "Oh? Seems like it's something important hmm? Alright, let me enjoy my breakfast as we discuss your 'favor.'" In the middle of enjoying her bacon, egg, and sausage, she suddenly spit out the mouthful of food onto Huan Hei. "will you be my girlfriend?" he asked confidently. "Are you crazy?? I'm a guy! 100% male!" "But you are so pretty, even girls say you have feminine features. I'm sure with a little makeup you'll look very cute!" "... what's your reason?" "A girl keeps pestering me and chasing after me to get into a relationship with her. I told her for the past two years that I'm not interested in any relationships, but she refused to listen. I accidentally slipped out and said I actually have a girlfriend... so she asked to meet her.. and I didn't have anyone that is trustworthy enough for this job." "No." "Pretty please" "No!" "Come on~ I'll buy you lunch~" "I'm not that cheap." "Fine, 3 months worth of lunch and groceries!" "Deal." In the meantime, at a luxurious restaurant, a man with gray hair sipped his wine, "Did you guys find her yet?" "No.. sir" "Then why are you here? Go! Find her and bring her here! Don't come back and report bullshit to me!" "Yes!" *THERE IS NO RAPE OR ANY SEXUAL ASSAULT IN THIS NOVEL. BUT WARNING OF 18+ CONTENT* The book cover is not mine, credits go to the original author. This novel is an original written by me, so please don’t post it anywhere else.

Warning!! Novel contains dark scenes. NO R**E This novel is based on Greek mythology and a few others. Born as the grandson of the infamous king “THE MAD KING.” without prior knowledge of who his parents were. Adam was raised as a ward to the successor of the throne “King Magnus.” Years past and the once Serene and tranquil mortal realm was turned into utter chaos and bedlam. Millions of sentient lives were lost due to the aftermath of the ongoing war between the five realms. But much to the befuddlement of the mortals, it turned out the ones who instigated the war were actually the gods they worshiped. Saying the war was a way of satisfying their boredom, they encouraged the mortals to battle it out against one another. The humans decided to summon heroes from another world (Earth) to theirs (Primordial seed world) in a bid to win the war. With so many blood shed around every corner, all races were made to embark on a temporary cease fire of five hundred years. Ten years within the ceasefire period, Internal conflict occurred within the humans and a hero came to Adam's kingdom and eliminated all the nobles present in the kingdom while the remaining few were sold into slavery to the humanoids of the monster realm. Tortured, disgraced, betrayed and finally killed, Adam swore to seek revenge on all who inflicted such pain and suffering on him. Athena who had been tasked to choose a few worthy beast men who would bring order to the five realm decided to choose one. Adam who had been reincarnated once was transmigrated back to the Primordial seed world to act as Athena's designated champion. But instead Adam decided to go on his path by having revenge on those who had wronged him four hundred years ago to the present time. With the blessings of three goddesses alongside a custom made system at his disposal, Adam decided to use his three weapons (gun, sword and the sausage between his thighs) to avenge himself, his lover and everyone else who had been tortured to death by the four humanoid generals. But would Adam's revenge be limited to those generals alone or to the gods themselves? He will have to find out because been a demigod isn't enough, you just gotta have an Ultimate Revenge System by your side. PS:- Cover photo isn't mine. All due praise belongs to the respective artist.

Long ago there was a lady named Fatma full in love with Guy name Michael. Fatma and Michael were dating until when he wants to travel to London he told his aunt for his fiance to stay with her she was first nice to her at the beginning pretend she likes her when she has different intentions his aunt is a demonic Africa woman who has halt Alought of soul by sacrifice people children to her demon her thought all is to take Fatma accept her to stay with her just because the name that was needed for the sacrifice was Fatma she visit Fatma in her dreams possessing to get her soul but any time she try she will not succeed so there was a lady who has the same name living in the same house after she has try her sister son girlfriend and never succeed she divert to the other Fatma from that time she grow to hate Michael girlfriend she is sending false new about the young lady for his son to divorce her many trials has pass through Fatma live she is devastated she told Michael all the treatment she is undergoing he always courage he to be patient and wait for him when Michael return she was all ready grow up as an adult he Mets her working as a chef in a restaurant Fatma like her job and don't want to stop everyone was saying for her to live her job Grama Auntie even the Aunty were Fatma was staying ask her to stop working she will not work when she has a visitor so she leave the job and stay with Michael when she gets pregnant Michael Aunty ask why she get pregnant for him in the back yard of the house she was confused and tell her Aunty you told me before to quit my job and you asked me that, Fatma was struggling with her pregnancy blood sausage not all that everyone was afraid that she is going to die in that pregnancy they said her family always give birth to big babies so let them return her to her parents Michael sad news Micheal has come for visit for only three months the night he should return back to London he needs to take midnight flight but much delay he Miss his flight. her mom later make him a new visa for him to travel back he then travel again Fatma has now give birth to a baby girl everybody loves her because she was beautiful Michael other aunty said to name her SHAMIRA