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"Le nouveau livre 'Réprimandée comme l'étoile de la mort, tous les grands du Capital se précipitent pour me gâter' est maintenant disponible !" Également connu sous le nom de "Ère Renaissante : S'enrichir avec le Système de Connexion." [Une protagoniste féminine énergique vs. un protagoniste masculin vindicatif, sarcastique et élégant] Après une explosion en laboratoire, Lin Tang retourne à cette époque de pauvreté et est liée à un système de connexion. Avant qu'elle ait le temps de réclamer le pack de cadeaux pour nouveaux venus, son fiancé, arborant un air confiant, vient rompre les fiançailles. La raison, c'est qu'il est sur le point de décrocher un emploi stable. Lin Tang regarde l'homme ordinaire mais sûr de lui, entrouvre légèrement ses lèvres rouges et dit : "... romps-les !" Moins d'un mois plus tard, son ex-fiancé est renvoyé pour une raison quelconque. Lin Tang fait un tour dans le comté et devient l'officier exécutif de la Station de Diffusion dans l'Usine Textile. OS interne de l'ex-fiancé : Est-il trop tard pour se réconcilier maintenant ? - Ces temps étaient difficiles ! Même choyée par ses trois grands frères et ses parents, tout, de la nourriture aux vêtements et même le savon, nécessitait des coupons... Même une vie frugale ne pouvait pas atténuer la misère. Regardant la bouillie noire dans le bol, Lin Tang resta silencieuse, “......” Heureusement, elle avait un système ! Besoin de quelque chose ? Il suffit de se connecter pour l'obtenir. - Plusieurs années plus tard. Un homme séduisant regardait sa délicate femme au teint clair, gardant son sérieux tout en disant, “J'ai entendu dire que tu pouvais assommer un sanglier avec juste deux coups de poing ?” Les yeux de Lin Tang pétillèrent, ses doigts exerçant doucement de la force, le Pot d'Émail dans sa main se déforma. Elle répondit d'un ton sérieux, “Absurdités ! Ne crois pas ces rumeurs. Nous sommes des gens civilisés et ne pouvons pas être aussi barbares !”

"What will you do if life suddenly offers you a second chance? When your heart freezes in fear and your hands tremble with helplessness... What will you choose? To give up or to fight? Welcome to a world where magic is not a privilege but a weapon wielded by the strongest. Here, there is no room for mistakes, and the price of failure is... Death." "After the anomaly on the Sun, the world changed forever. People began to be born with a mysterious organ — The Mana Core — that could grant extraordinary abilities. However, not everyone could awaken this power. Those who did became known as 'Celestials' — guardians of humanity standing on the border between the human world and the nightmare spilling from the mystical Gates." "Park Hyun Woo, an ordinary young boy from Seoul, South Korea has been forced to care for his younger sister after losing their parents, working tirelessly day and night. One day, he decides to change his fate and take the test to awaken his Mana Core. But his results are far from ideal: He becomes one of the weakest Celestial (Hunter), an E-rank holder. Yet destiny has something much greater in store for him." "Caught in an ambush within the Gates, Hyun Woo becomes the sole survivor of his group. Upon awakening, he discovers he has gained a unique ability — a System that transforms his life into something akin to a game. Now, a path of strength, struggle, and mysteries lies ahead, leading him to uncover not only the secrets of his past but also the true nature of magic itself." "Can Park Hyun Woo, starting from the very bottom, rise to the top? What price will he have to pay for the power to change the world? And who — or what — is behind the System that now controls his life?"

Mark Harthey was never the kind of guy you’d call a gaming legend. In fact, he was terrible at it. But when the revolutionary Neuro clip is released, promising a level of immersion never seen before, Mark can’t resist. This is his chance to escape the real world and finally experience something extraordinary. But his excitement quickly turns to confusion. At the Neuro clip Habitation Center, the technician drops a bombshell—Mark already has the device implanted in his brain. How could that be when the product launched just today? Brushing it off as a weird joke, Mark dives into the virtual world of Geminges, unaware that his life is about to change forever. Unbeknownst to him, Mark has been reincarnated, destined to be the best in the game this time around. Armed with powers that seem ordinary to him but are incredibly rare and powerful, he embarks on a journey unlike any other. For someone who’s always been bad at gaming, becoming number one feels impossible—but destiny has other plans. As Mark faces impossible odds, hidden enemies, and a world full of secrets, one question remains: how will he rise to claim his rightful place at the top?

Matthew Franklin wakes up in a new world as Park Jason Gabriel, the illegitimate son of a wealthy South Korean family. After his mother's death, he moves in with his paternal family, where he faces humiliation and the burden of his hidden status. At thirteen, he endures a difficult life until he leaves for the States, only to be forced back by his family. Now, he must take his older brother's place in an arranged marriage to Kim Seo-yeon, an heiress facing a crisis. Bound by tradition, the marriage is non-negotiable, requiring them to stay together for at least three years. Jason must navigate his new and unwanted life under these circumstances.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

¿Por qué a todo lo que entregamos nuestra pasión y dedicación, acaba por quemarnos?¿Por que cuando llegas a tener todo lo que amas, te lo arrebatan sin piedad alguna? Un día puedes estar feliz e y intentado crear una boda maravillosa, y al otro estar sufriendo, por la desaparición de esta. El amor puede ser efímero, dos mundos muy diferentes. Serán capaz de volver a confiar, en aquello que se les arrebato con tanto dolor. Una historia que muestra como nuestros protagonistas, luchar por volver a creer en aquello que se les arrebato y confiar uno en el otro, para que no vuelva a suceder.

Park Moon transmigró al cuerpo de un personaje con el mismo nombre que ni si quiera puede considerarse carne de cañón en una de las novelas más populares de su generación. Antes de que el fin del mundo comience necesita encontrar un medio de supervivencia. Park Moon hace todo lo posible para no llamar la atención de los protagonistas por temor sus misteriosos y poderosos dedos dorados. Pensando en el día que tendría que confrontarlos optó por hacer uso de su conocimiento de la novela y su adaptación a un juego móvil, para obtener sus propios dedos dorados. ....................................................................... Protagonista Masculino: ¿Te gustaría unirte a nuestro equipo? Park Moon: Me niego. Protagonista Masculino: Vamos, siempre dices eso que tal si dejo entrar a mi espacio a cambio. Park Moon: Me niego rotundamente (¿Por qué no vas a molestar a tu novia y me dejas tranquilo?) ....................................................................... Protagonista Femenina: ¡Estúpido Park Moon! Otra vez te le estas insinuando a mi novio. Park Moon: Ya te lo dije antes, no tengo ningún interés en tu novio. Sistema Interestelar: Anfitriona no creo que este mintiendo. Protagonista Femenina: Tu cállate, no sabes lo que pasa por su cabeza así que no te entrometas. Park Moon: ... (Acaso se te olvido que yo no puedo escuchar a tu sistema) ....................................................................... Villano Principal: Creo que te he visto antes. Park Moon. Creo que estas equivocando. ....................................................................... Novela Web Boys Love. Todos los derechos reservados de esta novela para su propio autor.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

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Trailer "'From now on I shall be your Emperor ' Said a Koborai" "hehe" brother come to play with us. 'Clip-clop, Clip-clop, Clip-clop," Kids get to side you are blocking the way "Sorry uncle" in group of Kids shouted 'hehe' 'catch me stop don't run wait' 'Neigh!!' "Thundering hoofbeats" 'Rumble rumble' "hyah" "'Attack!!' the army said" 'Swoosh swoosh' arrows flying "Sheild!!" 'Thud thud thud' "The commander said'Archers!!!'" "'This is your second life' said by golden dragon" "The world is in turmoil 'In a rough voice'" 'boom, rumbling' "'Run! wWaah mommy!'The crowd is shouting" "'Spearmen at the front a blonde commander in silver armor commanded" "'Who are you state your business?' the elves asked while surrounding from everywhere" "War happening in a plain area" 'Slash! Slash! tang! ' clip clop clip "'This world sure is the cruel old man said " Let's See the rise of this Emperor

After living her hometown in persuit of a life detached from her family's abysmal ways, Siyolise finds means to make every difference count. Sandile, one of kin, offers to help her make her start in Pretoria's promising doors. Doors of hopes and opportunities. But brought up from unspoken mete, she faces obstacles mirroring her very self. Siyo never wants to go back. Never wants to think back. Things turn against her when her lack of trust in people proves to be forever tied to her, and mutual bonds broken. And bad luck seems to follow her yet again, this time, by the literal burden of her kindness. When someone forgets a diary of theirs at the store she works at, she decides to return it to the owner. Especially since the book spawns unnatural creatures out of thin air. In her dependence, Siyolise discovers the dark side of the south side the hardest way imaginable. It is Sandile's controlling girlfriend that Siyolise is then forced to take cover elsewhere supported by the minimum of her earnings. Hope can always become lost, but humanity outshines bad. Who needs a hero when a clumsy guy's got your back? !!! Reader's discretion is advised!!! #comingofage #journals #sa.urbanlegends #iloveelectrinicdancemusic ~ story is better told in your engagement. Paused another to hone my skills with wordsmithing, tis to say welcome to my world for sightseeing and more

Standing on the battlefield of Afghanistan in 1981, the bearded Muhammad looked serious and carried the RPG on his shoulder. The crushing of the T-62, the bombing of the Hind, and the roar of the Shile River would not make the Afghan guerrillas surrender! Drive away the Soviets and liberate Afghanistan! Defeat India and India and dominate South Asia! Inadvertently, Muhammad became the de facto ruler of Afghanistan. Inadvertently, Muhammad was pushed to the position of President of Pakistan by the coup soldiers. Inadvertently, Muhammad divided India into several pieces, leaving only a tiny place for India. Even the American aircraft carrier formation was swept back to America by the roaring waves of the Indian Ocean. The Indian Ocean is Muhammad's backyard!

After waking up with no memories of who he is or where he comes from, Avery Reed finds himself covered in blood, torn clothes, pains all over his body and surrounded by strange people whose language he cannot understand. After a little investigation, Avery realizes that he had been transmigrated into a strange world filled with mystical creatures and people with supernatural powers called The Foci. Avery, however, has no time to relax as he is thrown into different situations that tests his strength and willpower, unlocking memories from his past as a skilled fighter and in a pivotal moment, becoming a Foci with the power to…

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A society that was once known changed after a strange virus hits the epicenter of the world, everyday life changed. The life that was once flourishing was now being wiped out and when the virus hits New York, things start to take a turn for the worse. Half of the population is wiped out, but among the deaths, the dead start rising. Far from home, our heroine must escape the largest place to be overrun, and with nowhere to call home, she must find a way to survive. Can also be found on Inkitt.com

A highschool action-drama set in South Korea

In a pitch-black forest, park ranger Howard navigates through looming oaks, investigating paranormal reports that tarnish the park's reputation. Doubts plague him about his hasty hiring. As silence envelops him, fear escalates, and he senses a lurking menace. Desperate for escape, he races toward a flickering light—only to be consumed by darkness.

Tang Feng had been just an ordinary milk tea shop employee before one day, the lady boss called him to her room, and he learned what "hidden rules" really meant...

Brace yourselves as the mighty Siriath Empire, led by the formidable Ewan von Leyrdan, gears up for conquest. Meanwhile, the remaining kingdoms of Fallvus and Rhukadev on the Sirial Continent are mustering their forces, ready to wage war against the advancing empire.

Morgana runs away from her despicable mate and spends a day with a stranger. They sexually bond but the next morning, he is nowhere to be found and Morgana is later captured by her mate who was ever ready to punish and torture her.  What she didn't know was that she had kissed a Lycan King and he made her Luna of his park, the Royal blue Park and had chosen her as his mate. When he rescues her later, he takes her to his park but life in the Royal blue park wasn't as she expected.  As Morgana deals with a new park problem, finding out about the Lycan king's past marriage and enemies, she finds out that she's different from other werewolves. Will the Lycan king protect her when she finds she was pregnant on her own too or will she have to compete for his  attention? Will she navigate this challenge and hopefully finally do the impossible- uniting the werewolves, the Lycans and Vampires.

After catching his wife in bed with his boss on the night of their one year wedding anniversary, Jeremiah Garrick also gets news that his sick mother just passed away. Jeremiah is living the worse moment of his life and he contemplates ending it all. However, a number left behind by his mother as her last gift to him changes his life when he calls it. Jeremiah finds out that he is not alone. He is the heir of a family that rules the entire world and with the power bestowed upon him, he makes those who dared to look down on him face the consequences of their actions.

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

In this story, Park Hyun-So was just a typical person you might see walking by; there was nothing particularly noteworthy about him. Up until the day he unexpectedly discovered himself in the omegaverse, a brand-new world, as if his life wasn't already difficult enough, he now had to deal with an entirely new set of risks and difficulties. He began to find himself in quite risky situations before he could hardly learn about the circumstances he was in. Park Hyun-So found herself in this predicament due to the actions of Kim Do-Jin, a well-known scientist in this new world . During one of Kim Do-Jin's experiments, he unintentionally pulled Park Hyun-So into the omegaverse by opening a gateway that connected the human world to it. As they both struggled to find a way to resolve this situation, they realized that their fates were intertwined in ways they never could have imagined. Before the government could find out about Park Hyun-So, they had to come up with a plan to keep him hidden and safe. Their lives were entwined in ways they could never have predicted as they both tried to figure out how to get out of this tragedy. Their connection transcends the boundaries of their worlds, leading them to discover a love that defies all odds. To secure a future together, they must face not just the obstacles of the omegaverse but also their own personal conflicts. What originally prompted Park Hyun-So's appearance in this world? How they will overcome the challenges that await them remains to be seen. Only time will tell.

A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.