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Cultivation Begins by Sowing the Seeds

Ye Xian died and returned to life, fused with the soul of Adler, a heartbroken, wandering Soul. But the real shock was the forbidden treasure inside him: the Heaven Defying Reverse Taiji, so powerful it could get him banned from heaven. Fueled by rage, heartbreak, and a hunger for power, Ye Xian vowed never to die forgotten again. By connecting with beautiful women through dual cultivation, he could absorb their yin energy and grow stronger at a terrifying pace. Whether it was a fairy, demoness, or a married empress, he used every chance to increase his strength. The world had changed, now ruled in the shadows by the fearsome Red Witches and their mysterious leader, the Red Mage. Meanwhile, Adler’s old enemies had grown powerful and were coming for Ye Xian. But this time, he wouldn’t run. He would master forbidden techniques, rise through the cultivation realms, crush his enemies, and win the hearts of powerful women. In a brutal world ruled by strength and death, Ye Xian would rise above gods and demons to become Supreme Ruler, with beauties by his side and his enemies’ blood on his blade. _____________ [Note: R18 scenes are marked with R18, markers and can be skipped by readers who prefer to focus on cultivation progress and plot development] Tags: R-18 |Action | Weak to Strong | Smart MC| Revenge| Overpowered|Scheming characters | witch cults| Hidden Organization| Mature | Harem |Comedy| MILF | Demons |witches| Dragons | Elves| Beast Folk | | Face Slapping | Multiple Wives | Beautiful Women| Forbidden Techniques | Ancient Treasures|Enemies to Lovers | Bed = Breakthrough _______ The image does not belong to me; I found it on the internet and edited it. ______________________ English isn’t my first language, so please be kind,but I really hope you enjoy this novel!
Mordane · 186.6K Views

My New System Helps Me get Milfs

Content Warning: This novel contains graphic violence, psychological trauma, and intense sensual scenes that some readers may find disturbing. Please proceed with caution. Assurance: There is no NTR for the Mc *** "AHHH! NO—NO!! You bastard! YOU BASTARD, I'LL KILL YOU!" "I... I’LL KILLLLL YOUUUUU! AHHHHHH!" [ System Determining... ] “Huh?” [ Conditions Met. ] “What?” [ Congratulations, host! ] [ Timeline: DESTROYED! ] The world around me detonated in silence—not a sound, not a whisper. Just a bloom of light and then... nothing. As if reality had been erased by a careless brushstroke. "What the hell just happened?! Where’s Aria?!" [ Hello? Hello? Mic test—1... 2... 3... Hello~ Hello~! ] A voice. Echoing inside my skull like a half-forgotten dream. Smooth. Cheery. Wrong. “Who’s there?!” [ Am I audible now? Haha, great! Hello, Boss! This is... Hmm… You can call me... System. Yep! That’s what your kind called us back in your previous world—before Alkaryn, remember? ] “My... previous world? You know about that?” “Wait—System? Timeline? What does any of this mean?!” “Where is Aria?!” [ No worries, Boss! Chill, breathe, and stretch your soul a little. ] [ The old timeline? Gone. The new one? Just booting up! ] [ From this moment forward, you begin anew. A new man. A new path. A new system. ] [System Activated ] [ System Name: Cuckmaster 101 ] [ Ability: Gain power by cucking bad guys! ] [Works on good guys too. Not recommended. Strongly!] “…What.” [Now—Transmigrating back to the moment you were first brought to this world!] Tags: System | medieval | r18 | harem | weak to strong | reincarnation | transmigration | action | comedy | magic | villain
lone_regarded_one · 6.8K Views

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN'T EVEN

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"
1617_Ranjit_singh · 10.5K Views

Heavy Weapons - Sweet Venom

Part of the Heavy Weapons sci-fi universe. Arc 1 & 2 - A small Nomad colony reports that thousands of people missing and no one dares to look into it, Diego Harley decides to investigate and becomes the fascination of dark, dangerous creatures that begin to obsess over him, putting everyone around him in danger as they try to claim him for their own perverted, reckless desires... Arc 3 - As the dust settles from the clash in arc 2, the corruption spreads and catches the attention of larger players within the universe, but as the crew some come to find, someone doesn't need to be corrupted- to be thoroughly corrupt. Might meets desire as the Rewritten expand their operations and show the universe that they are here to stay whilst Diego tries to find a way out of his new situation. 18+ only - This is a very adult story from the very beginning with strong focus on futanari on male action, it does have good story elements however (so i've been told) - if that doesn't put you off, please continue. Features anthropomorphic characters, violence, corruption, aliens and an awful lot of goo. Level 1 (GREEN) - Vanilla sex scenes, likely to be male on female Level 2 (AMBER) - More diverse and "saucier" sex featuring the corrupted cast and futa biology Level 3 (RED) - Scenes involving more alien biology, more fetish based work, potential soft non-con Level 4 (BLACK) - Unusual fetishes and potentially offensive scenes with hard non-con being a possibility
BetaKrogoth · 147.3K Views
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