Itachi Fried Egg

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple. Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights! From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong! Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism? Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?" The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Ten thousand years later, ice has melted. The Soul Federation Scientific Exploration team found an egg with a gold and silver pattern on it in the far north of the land, and after examining it with an apparatus, they found out that there were vital signs inside. They hurriedly brought it back to the institute for hatching. The egg hatched, but it was a baby, a baby exactly the same as a human - a baby born out of an egg.

Authors have magical powers, they create worlds other than their own. Once those worlds are abandoned, it is damned. .... Jia Jianyu is a small-time author who managed to garner a large number of readers. She is highly loved and hated by her readers because she is known to never finish any work then jump to another book and create chaos. Unfortunately, a crazy fan found out her real identity and thrown her dozens of eggs and she DIED. Jia Jianyu:"..." Are the eggs made of rock or is my skull made of plastic??? When she opened her eyes again, she was welcomed by other famed authors. It's just that... There's something wrong with these authors and their creations.... Author number 1 often hides in the darkness. Author number 2 is invincible. Author number 3 can levitate. Author number 4 seems a... Nonhuman.

Kay was reborn into another world in a village deep in the Forbidden Forest. [ The Forbidden Forest is a forest between two rival kingdoms in the Elmen Empire] In this world, where power is everything, nobles are cultivators and peasants are....well, they are peasants; they farm and raise livestock. He gets the attention of a powerful soul remnant that introduce him to the ultimate path to invincibility and power through the ancient Rune Language. And a Dragon Princess charge him with the protection of the last dragon egg. Join Kay in his venture in a new world, as he rise from a village boy to an Emperor.

Determined to stand against the looming threat, he devotes himself to protecting the land he calls home. Yet, betrayal slithers through the ranks of those he once trusted. Friends turn into foes, and the woman who once whispered cryptic warnings vanishes as if she had never existed. Only two remain by his side—an ancient dragon and a growing pup, both no more than children in his eyes. Then, the truth begins to unravel. The dragon speaks to him—not with words, but within his mind. So does Fri, the growing pup who is far more than he seems. He soon learns that Fri, too, is from another dimension, a realm unlike any other. Across the vast expanse of the cosmos, countless stars harbor planets teeming with unique species—beasts, elves, Gore’s, and civilizations beyond imagination. Each world follows its own path, but one truth binds them all: an ancient darkness is stirring, consuming all in its wake. Through Fri and the dragon. must seek out the last survivors across the stars to stand against the encroaching void. Yet the greatest revelation comes from his own bloodline. His father, once believed to be the great sorcerer who sought to destroy the empire, was not a villain, but an anomaly—one who stood as an equal to both darkness and light. Neither force could claim him, for he balanced the scales between them, making him a threat to both. For this, they bound him, locking him away for disrupting the very fabric of dimensions. His father was not a destroyer, but a traveler—one who walked between worlds, seeing the truths others feared to face. Now, Arren stands at a crossroads. Branded a monster, feared for the power that flows through his veins, and burdened with a truth that shatters all he knew, he must choose. Will he follow in his father’s path, embracing both light and shadow? Or will he forge his own fate, defying the will of gods and men alike? One thing is certain—the war is far from over, and Arren may be the only one who can shift the tide across worlds.

After the Creator Dragon's death, chaos spreads in the divine world, but the mortal realm remains calm. On the strongest continent, Ye Xiaotian, a peerless cultivation genius and husband to the Celestial Phoenix Sect's master, is betrayed. Ambushed at an ancient relic, he is crippled and abandoned by his wife, who divorces him publicly and exiles him to the Desolate Extreme Continent. There, Ye Xiaotian discovers the black rock that he found in the relic containing the spirit of an ancient expert. The expert, from beyond the mortal world, grants Ye Xiaotian his body, sealed cultivation, and a mysterious egg, telling him to feed it his blood every month for twelve month. With newfound strength, Ye Xiaotian begins his journey to reclaim his power, dominate the mortal and divine worlds, and confront those who wronged him. Will Ye Xiaotian rise to greatness, and will his ex-wife regret he decision?What is this egg for. A tale of revenge, rebirth, and boundless destiny unfolds. All rights reserved.

Tanya Von Degurechaff is reincarnated once again by being X after her second life as a soldier. But unlike her expectations something went wrong. Even for him. Her soul was absorbed by the egg of a great race. A race born free. A race of true Tyrants. Now in a new world with a power she only knew from fiction that being cultivation she has to figure out how to live. and how to not die again. With her demon caretaker, she shall take on the world.

[My WSA 2024 Entry novel! Please vote] In a world where mythical beings have fallen into an "eternal slumber," a thriving underground market exploits the stolen essence of these dormant creatures. At its epicenter are dragons—majestic beings desired for their scales, organs, and prized eggs. The most coveted treasure of all is a dragon's name, a key that holds the power to control its very existence. Dragon Lord, guardian of a clutch of dormant eggs, lives in isolation atop a hill, surrounded by a forest that veils his castle. He bears the scars of past betrayals, having been deceived by those who feigned love to steal his treasures or claim his head as a bounty. Jaded and cold, he trusts no one, living a solitary existence. However, his solitude is shattered when a woman unwittingly stumbles into his life. Yara finds herself in Dragon Lord's treasured den amidst a battle between the dragon and thieves. In a twist of fate, she mistakenly bonds with the dormant eggs, breathing life into them. Reluctantly, Dragon Lord allows Yara into his world, and their journey unfolds amid the looming threat of underground organizations seeking to exploit the dragons for profit. As the eggs come to life, so does an unexpected connection between Dragon Lord and Yara. Despite his cold and jaded exterior, he finds himself unable to ignore her presence. Yara, too, cannot deny the pull she feels towards him, and emotions begin to burn beneath the surface. Together, they must navigate the challenges of waiting for the eggs to hatch, fend off those who seek to exploit the dragon and its offspring, and confront the secrets that Yara harbors—a revelation that could destroy everything. In this tale of flames and gold, two scarred souls in a world where trust is a rare and precious commodity must confront the ghosts of their pasts. They navigate the dangerous currents of love and deception, protecting unborn dragons from a world hungry for their magic. Will their bond withstand the trials ahead, or will the flames of betrayal engulf them in the end? A/N: It starts out SLOW, because I tend to get lost in the pages and be descriptive but once it gets to the action, it really picks up! Looking forward to growing with you all on this journey!!!

Joaqin, the eldest son of the Ziviel Kingdom’s ruler, was destined for greatness as the next legendary Beast Tamer—or so everyone believed. But reality painted a cruel picture. His strength fell far below the average Beast Tamer, and whispers of disappointment followed him everywhere, even in his own heart. Despised by his siblings, criticized by his father, and burdened by impossible expectations, Joaqin’s life was a constant reminder of his failures. His only solace came when he made a desperate choice: to leave the palace and escape the suffocating weight of his role. But destiny had other plans. As Joaqin walked away, the Ziviel Kingdom fell under a devastating attack by a mysterious group wielding dark powers. When Joaqin returned, his home was in ruins. The once-mighty kingdom lay in ashes, its proud people slaughtered, and his family... gone. Among the wreckage, Joaqin discovered a single spark of hope. His dying mother, hidden in a sacred chamber, entrusted him with a strange egg—massive and radiating an ancient energy. Her final words were clear: protect it at all costs. Now, with the fall of the Ziviel Kingdom and the rise of a dark, unfathomable evil, Joaqin stands at a crossroads. Will he embrace the strength buried deep within, unlock the secrets of the egg, and rise as the hero the world so desperately needs? Or will darkness consume all that remains? The fate of the world rests on Joaqin’s choices—and the sacred power waiting to awaken.

Es geht um das zweit älteste Kind von Tobirama Senju und Sarada Uchiha-Haruno! Dieses Kind reist ebenfalls wie seine Mutter in die Vergangenheit, um diese zu ändern! Die Vorgeschichte und auch eine Art Mitgeschichte zu seinen Geschwisterm könnt ihr auf Wattpad lesen. Die Titel sind: "Warum wir? (TobiSara)" Und noch nicht veröffentlicht: "Besuch aus der Zukunft - TobiSara"

The world's messed up. Monsters started falling from the sky. Flesh-eating creatures that almost wiped out Humanity.But then, people began to awaken strange abilities—Gifts, they called them. Supernatural powers that gave us a fighting chance. With these new abilities, we fought back, and for a while, it seemed like we were winning. Life slowly started to return to something that resembled normal. That is, until the Curses began. No one knows where they came from or why they started, but one thing was clear: they weren’t Gifts. They were something darker, twisted, as if reflecting the worst parts of humanity. People whispered that the Cursed were dangerous, unstable. Some even believed they were monsters in human skin. I used to think having a Gift would be the best thing that could ever happen to me. I dreamed of it, even. Too bad I didn’t get mine until the darkest moment of my life. And it wasn’t a Gift at all. But hey, like I said before, the world’s messed up.

In a world where taming powerful beasts is both art and survival, young Fowad Benit is left alone to carry on his family's legacy after his father despaired. With only fragments of ancient knowledge and a mysterious technique known as the Taming Circle, Fowad must train and grow in the treacherous Sapling Forest, home to beasts of every rank and danger. Armed with a pendant passed down from his ancestors. As Fowad dives deeper into his family's lost techniques, In a race against time, Fowad must master his family’s ancient technique, tame new allies, and awaken the power within himself. But can he rise to the challenge before he becomes prey to the very beasts he seeks to control? "The Tamer’s Legacy" is a thrilling journey of friendship, courage, and untamed magic that will pull you into a world where the wild calls and only the strongest survive.

Reincarnated for the third time by a being who wants nothing but to torture her. Tanya was subject to their whims. At least before an accident happened. Her soul was absorbed by the egg of a great race. A race of true tyrants. a race born free. The world she is born in is one where gods and demons roam. One of those demons being her caretaker. She is separated from her mother and only has her brother and her caretaker to rely on in this wild world of cultivation she has found herself in. Butz She will do anything to survive and grow and overcome. For she is a fighter. And she wants her revenge. Her name is Surya. The seventh sun.

(Currently being revised so the story may be incoherent) "Knowledge, There you are! We need to do this quickly before the other gods notice." Valor says as he motions for her to approach. "I'm surprised you agreed to help with this." Gluttony adds with a cruel smile. "I never would have thought the God of Knowledge would be the one to give us aid." Knowledge mearly nods at his words. "Now, this is it! That crazy bat from the far continent has made some crazy monsters before but this one is the cream of the crop. Fully capable of self-evolution and self-replication. It can breed a whole army of different monsters by gathering the essence of other lifeforms!" Valor says as he points to a large egg on the ground. She nods again. "You know, I thought you'd be as excited as I am with this? Endless war and power; we'll have full control of the system once this thing begins its rampage." Knowledge raises her hands in the air and shakes them unenthusiastically. "As sarcastic as ever I see. Well, whatever. Place your hand hand here and help us with the seal." She does as she is told and a huge beam of light descends upon the egg; but her attention is elsewhere. Using the ceremony as a distraction, Knowledge brings lost souls from other worlds and implants them in unsuspecting inhabitants. She can see it. Tiny seeds of change have been sewn.

"Establishing connection with Earth 316" "Seizing the soul of the candidate" "Beginning Transmigration" "Welcome, Foreign Soul, to the Verse of Primes" This is a story of a young man who absolutely despises his past chunni self who was a avid powerscaler and a wannabe novel writer ,he was a neet for 4 years then he finally touched grass ahem.. one night as he was watching powerscalers battle on the internet and cursing them on their foolishness,he suddenly Transmigrates in the novel he created in his chunni days. Ain Rex finds himself in a massive cosmic egg as a draganoid with a system that he got from his chunni self that invited his ex-neet present self into the novel to meet his creations that he had ignored for 4 years. After getting out the egg he finds that everything has changed greatly as the Mc he created has become a magus supreme and humans which were weakest in the verse are now standing Toe to toe with dragons and elves.. Ain must learn to harness his new abilities and learn what happened during the time his verse was ignored by him. will he come to accept the characters he created and loved in his childhood? Or watch them get destroyed by the danger that is approaching?? watch as he goes to confront the might of mages and knights,demon and devils,gods and Primordials in hopes of returning to what he thinks of his reality. Op protagonist ✓ system but not meddlesome ✓ No harem✓ Calm protagonist ✓ Morally flexible ✓ Rare Bloodline ✓ Magic✓ Eldritch Beings✓ Powerful Villainns✓

Oddtown, a coast-side town in the Poma kingdom. Relatively calm for the citizens and their adventurers, but what is deemed calm for them it's absurd to others, flying trees, fishermen arguing with their fish and said fish arguing back, speaking mirrors, living houses, millennia-year-old girls looking like children. If you can think of it, Oddtown has it. At this town, magic flows more than in any place else in the world, at this town many heroes have been born and even more shall be born, at this town, joy and tragedy walk alongside sharing drinks in taverns, at this town, what is odd is normal. And, in this town, a group of rag-tag adventurers are about to meet, and like many before, become heroes of the world. Finally, but not more important than the rest, in this town, everyone is invited. Be it monsters, humans, elves, dragons, demons, gods, or even aliens! It doesn't matter as the Oddtownians only wish the best of your stay!

In a desperate bid to save his family, our main character steals a name Samuel Wright, a life, and a chance to chase the legend of golden eggs across the sea. But as guilt weighs heavy and danger looms in every shadow, Samuel must decide how far a thief can go before he loses everything—including himself.

The end of the beginning, the beginning of an end. Two factions are racing to discover a long-lost species of war creatures from the past. The one who reaches the egg first will claim the throne and the Empire of Estallaria. Will it be those who fight for true justice, or will it be those caught in the darkness of ancient powers?

Feng Lin held the ten photos his old man had given him and fell into deep thought. There was the glamorous CEO, the gentle teacher, the international superstar, the professional assassin... His task was to marry one of them.

{You have successfully become a cell} {First quest} {Quest: You are currently being piled up in the penis of a man you will soon be released, be the first sperm to enter the woman's private part, reach the woman's eggs and begin your EVoluTion} {Reward: Another life} 'What! This is fucking insane, I have been reborn as a sperm cell.' Witness the Evolution of a single cell dominate and transform this world into His own Empire. WPC Entry October... **1 extra chapter per golden ticket and 10 for a castle** **Adult content**

Magnus Valorion crossed into an ancient empire. As a time traveler, he didn’t accomplish anything too extraordinary. He simply ensured that laborers could drink white rice porridge and eat pickled vegetables every day, and that soldiers could enjoy fried chicken and hamburgers. Along the way, he expanded the territory and even captured the invading Khan of the Altai Tribe. Despite these achievements, Magnus never imagined that his subordinates were secretly planning something big as the autumn winds began to cool...

Every 10 years 15 students are chosen to play several deadly games for the amusement of vile, destructive and deadly forces. Failure to do so was situation worse than death, some were dismembered body part to part, some were eaten alive, or boiled or worse fried. No one has escaped the death game and to prevent the circle from repeating every 10 years the chosen students must complete 15 terrifying steps with malicious consequences and prices that either take you to the next step or kill you. Meanwhile Alexander a class nerd and a victim of several bullying got entangled in a bigger mess, being hated and despised wasn't enough he was publicly humiliated by half of his classmates. But fate has another plan for him hearing of the final gathering of the seniors of Sunshine international school he eagerly decided to join but it became his doom. Creatures beyond human comprehension, twisted and deformed appeared from the shadows and 15 students were taken forcefully. Those that were not chosen were brutally killed leaving the chosen ones to a fate worse than death.....

On his way to the workplace, an ordinary office worker John stumbled upon a space-time collision. This collision sent him to a precarious forest in the extraordinary world, unexpectedly. There he evolved into a bloodline creature, with the ability to be reborn as another species. In the treacherous forest, he stumbled upon an unknown egg and began his first life as a snake.  Let's see how he navigated through this crisis-ridden world with his newfound unique abilities.

Transmigration and beastmen story. Struggling to deflect the Murim cultivators hot on her heels, Cheon Soo-yeon, who was an S-rank hunter, and sole apostle of the Heavenly Demon constellation, had no choice but to jump into an unexplored abysmal space. However, instead of falling into a pit, the heavily injured lass finds herself landing on the nest of a mythical beast called vermillion bird. Scared stiff, the girl starts to question her life, if it was her retribution eating too much fried chicken. "Why is... there a flaming chicken the size of a building here?!" "Am I gonna be a samgyupsal after surviving a horde of Murim bastards?" Had she known this would happen, she would've endured eating carrots and cabages, opting for a vegetarian life! "Kyuu~" "Huh?" A soft chirp from the dumb-looking newborn chicks made her shudder. "Hey! S... Stop drooling while looking at me! If you're hungry call your mother. Guys, I'm not a worm for a bird feed. Hello? Hello?!"

I'll combining every short novels that i made to put it all into one long one as always there will be a lot of easter eggs hiding in it. PS: not a promise

In the heart of Manila, where the city's vibrant pulse beats strongest, a darkness looms, threatening to engulf its streets and its people. "Guardians of Manila: The Siege of Shadows" tells the story of Piolo, a young man whose destiny is irrevocably intertwined with the fate of his beloved city. Born and raised in the bustling metropolis, Piolo discovers he possesses powers that set him apart, destined to fight against the creeping malevolence known only as The Shadow. With the city teetering on the brink of despair, Piolo, guided by the mysterious Mateo, embarks on a journey of self-discovery and heroism. He forms an unlikely alliance with fellow guardians, each bearing their own scars and stories, united by a common purpose. Together, they navigate the treacherous underbelly of Manila, confronting their darkest fears and the growing power of The Shadow. As the final battle looms, Piolo and his allies must muster all their strength, courage, and hope to save their city. Facing insurmountable odds, their fight is not just for survival but for the soul of Manila itself. "Guardians of Manila: The Siege of Shadows" is a tale of resilience, brotherhood, and the indomitable human spirit, a testament to the light that shines brightest in the darkest of times.

She was the genius daughter of an Ancient Martial Family, shining brightly, and known as one of the fearsome "Dark Twins". Due to her sister's betrayal, she and her partner both perished. She was Ajiu of Qifeng City, the so-called waste that everyone laughed at. Although she was a daughter of a cultivating family, she had no Phantom Power Source and couldn't cultivate Phantom Power. She was banished to a remote small town and eventually beaten to death by her cousin in a dilapidated courtyard. When the genius daughter, who gained the treasure of cultivation in the Endless Void, transmigrated into the body of the waste daughter, the gears of fate began to turn again. The waste would set foot on the path of cultivation! Contracting Divine Beasts, practicing Alchemy, refining artifacts, carrying on the legacy of ancient Divine Artifacts, seeking her kin, exterminating evil spirits, let's see how she stirs the heavens and earth! He was the most noble man between heaven and earth, of supreme status, with a bewitching appearance. Due to a game started out of boredom, he encountered her, and from then on, through heaven and earth, he would never leave her side! Snippet One: Dugu Qianye sat in the way she used to practice in her previous life, beginning to examine her current body. The blocked meridians, the weak energy channels, this body was truly terrible. As she continued downward, she arrived at the Dantian, "Eh? What is this?" What should have been an empty Dantian was floating with a... uh, an egg? "Why is it an egg? Could my body have turned into a hen? Does it have to be this fantastical!" "I am not an egg, you're the egg! Your whole family are eggs!" Just as Dugu Qianye was conflicted between the egg and the hen, a childish voice arose in her mind. "Eh? The egg can talk?" Dugu Qianye was astonished. "Damn it, I've already told you, I am not an egg!" the egg fumed. Snippet Two: Watching Dan Jingtian eating and exhaling from being burned at the same time, Dugu Qianye suddenly felt like teasing him. After thinking, she said, "I am a child from the mud pill family on Dot Street in Wuyou Town, next to Zixu City." Dan Jingtian rubbed the back of his head and said, "Zixu City, Wuyou Town, why haven't I heard of any of them? Also, what’s a mud pill?" "Stupid!" Mo Ziqing tapped Dan Jingtian's head, "Remove the city and town and read it again." "Zixu, Wuyou, Dot, Mud Pill, ugh, it's all nonsense to trick you! No way, brother, are you playing me?" Snippet Three: "Hey, that woman punched a hole in the sky." Ci Hun appeared in front of Zi Xiao and said wickedly. "Oh?" Zi Xiao looked up at him indifferently and said, "Just a hole in the sky. Go, find someone to fix that hole." "That woman also ripped a hole in that man’s pants, right on the butt." Ci Hun continued. "What?" The man, who had been casual just a moment ago, jumped to his feet, his bewitching face filled with rage, "A hole in the butt? Dare to show his butt in front of my woman, come, let's go chop his butt off!" Ci Hun was speechless, saying, "That was done by the woman." "Still, chop it off! Can't even protect his own butt, might as well chop it off." Snippet Four: Dugu Qianye looked at the person tied up like a rice dumpling in front of her, stroked her chin, and said, "I've decided, I'm going to rob. Hand over everything valuable you have on you!" "I don't have any money," Mang Qianjun said indignantly, looking at Dugu Qianye. "What? No money? Then what's the point of keeping you around! Xiaohuo, light a fire," Dugu Qianye said somberly. "Wait, wait, I haven't finished yet," Mang Qianjun shouted, "I don't have money, but I have the entire Endless Hell. You can rob it!"

[Damn! If you don't sponsor us, our dreamy girl XX might just croak right here! Please, everyone, lend your support through sponsorship before the next episode goes live!] I was so flabbergasted reading the comic that I ended up sponsoring it. Of course, I thought it was just for show. Naturally, I figured the money would just be spent by the author on some fried chicken. But then... "The only one who didn't ignore me, my dear master...♥" "I've dedicated my life to serve the divine. If a god descends to earth... then I too, will serve this god 'with every fiber of my being'." It didn't take long to realize that this was a 'real world'. -------------------------------- This work is a personal translation of the original Korean novel "후원하던 세계가 진짜였다" by 2L. Bare in mind it might contain inaccuracies or mistakes.