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Bruno Mars Can I Just Stay Here

I Can Do it

For a certain LoL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time. Streamer: This support, so tr*sh. Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now. Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit. Audience: What bullshit! If you’re any better, then you do it! Streamer: I, your dad, really can do it. Audience: Okokok. If you can do it then I’ll chop off my head so you can kick it. A few months later, the LPL’s veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner. A boy with flashy blue hair appeared in front of the audience and played Zed to utter perfection, killing everyone he saw, causing all the female fans to begin toeing the line of infidelity. During the MVP interview after the match, everyone held their breath and eagerly watched this newcomer. Only to see the boy accept the microphone, smile and ask, “That water friend with the StarTV user ID ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you be mailing your head over?” … After a certain regular season match finished, the staff member went backstage to urge the team members to go onstage and conduct their interviews, only to see TTC’s new mid laner and jungler standing in the corner. TTC’s number one ace · jungler daddy Road pressed their team’s new mid laner Soft against the wall. He lowered his eyes and asked slowly, “In the interview later, do you know what to do?” That quick-tempered mid laner, who had solidified his image as a troll in the audience’s eyes the very first time he went on stage, was currently blushing completely red. “I know. I won’t curse at anyone… I definitely won’t curse at anyone.”
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Arlington Graham (I just can't die)

Night time, all the pretty lights I enjoy staring at for hours are in full radiance, as I slowly get closer and closer to them. Wait, how long have I been falling. To think stuff like sorcery and curses actually exist, well I didn't until I turned sixteen and stopped aging. Back then,when the towns crazy lady cursed me I took it as a joke. I kinda wish I didn't though, well it's too late for regrets now. Hi my name is Arlington Graham, I'm a happy go lucky guy with a lot positivity and enthusiasm…..well it has kept me going all this while. Might as well list it as a character trait. I'm sixteen years old, wait wasn't I sixteen last year, urrg I gotta get this age stuff together it's beginning to become a hassle. Well I've been sixteen for over a century now you can't really blame me. I've seen generations come and go,just over sixty years ago I got into a relationship with one of my high school crushes descendants. Men it was spicy, unfortunately I had to leave the city before people noticed what I was, and now I'm bored so I'm jumping down this really cool new high rise some billionaire hot shot just built. I hope I'm mentioned in the seven mysteries of this building just like other high rises in Japan. So yeah, my hubby's a bit weird but who doesn't have one. Yeah yeah don't worry it's safe, for me though, I'm a professional. I've got more than five decades of experience in the art of what i call an intense test of courage. Let me lay down my resume for you. I've jumped down mount Fuji, survived the Great Lisbon earth quake even though I ran straight into cracks, I've jumped down several high rises in Japan and Korea, came out of a lion's den without a single scratch after four days, and now I'm jumping off this new high rise. Concecrating it into the city, maybe I'll try jumping into a volcano next. Don't try any of this if you like your life, but if don't you might as well join me in my hubbies, which are not obvious suicide attempts.
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