Joker Without Batman Crime Has No Punchline

This be peak mid Pick mead instead.

Rebirth story with Fusion system to protagonist . Not Original changed only location and name

"Don't you have someone waiting for you in Itaca Captain? Maybe a wife or a son?!" I was so furious I didn't even notice the complete shock on Odysseus' face, and his shock rapidly turned into anger as well. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOU KNOW THERE'S NOBODY IN ITACA WAITING FOR ME!" "HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT? WHAT ABOUT PENELOPE AND TELEMACHUS?!" "WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE NOW?!" And that was the moment everything I thought I knew crumbled. [!attention! Detected false knowledge and incongruity within the soul] [please remember that the odyssey from your world is a fiction created several hundreds years after the story took place] [this is not a book]

My first time publishing please read patiently. Jack is always surrounded by mystery born in the 20th century where they are more evils that good. He is aware of the changes around him and he didn't care since him and his loved ones are happy and save. Happiness is forever so he thought. When tragedy struck at those around him, he taught law was the solution and that the law enforcement officers (police) will help and bring him justice. Then, he saw the bad side of society, the system that no one could help him. That when he decided to put the matter into his own hands. JOKER ---------------------------------------------------------- Context: There are two people in the middle of a deserted street at 4 @am. Rain falling heavily creating a sound proof around. One of them standing and stepping on the other person on the floor with their backs touching the cold floor and the rain is watching their bleeding body that never seems to end. "Please Joker forgive me, I have wife and kids waiting for me to come home", pleaded victim 1. Joker responded menacingly while starting at the man with a cold glear and blood shot eyes, " so you have a life to live? you choosed this path. You should have made a better decision 2 years ago". The man seeing that Joker wouldn't let him go cried while looking at the floor thinking that it was truly his fault he made that mistake and moved on which was wrong. But it was too late to say sorry. Joker stared at him nonchalantly getting impatient to go home and sleep since was past his bed time. Pissed off by the man attitude and state, he said to him. " Stop being a man baby no matter how you cry you are going to die anyways". After speaking, he took his rider gloves from his back pocket and started to wear it getting ready for his next act. Bending down to swat to mach the man's eye level, he holds his victim chin to make eye contact. Tilting his head to the right he asked his victim coldly, any last words? The man started at Joker for a moment by now he had already stopped crying and the rain automatically stopped too. It seems that time was slowing down. Opening his mouth slowly he wanted to tell his wishes but it was already too late. Joker had already snapped his neck in an instant. "Tsk on a second thought when you took action two years ago you didn't give them a chance either, right?", he said talking to the already dead body. After taking his gloves from his hands and putting it in his back pocket he used his pinky finger to clean his ear and said, " Good luck on the other side". He then stepped over the body while on his way back home. After some distance he paused and turned around. "That is..... if some over there will take you of course", he said after thinking then continued on his way.

Generations after the mechanic wars landed on Xandria and supposedly destroyed everything that was magical and pure, the planet is now ruled by powerful Royal houses and is at a fatal risk of reliving its years of death. The Skyfall prophecy spoken years ago when the mechanic wars ended seems to be getting closer to completion with every breath. War is brewing...

In a world where nobility is marked by the gift of magic, Adrian Lysvalen stands apart—a man born into a legendary family but bereft of mana. Sent to the edge of the Dominion to oversee a struggling frontier city, he must navigate a harsh land plagued by monsters, political intrigue, and the ever-present threat of war. Burdened with responsibilities far beyond his station, Adrian fights to build a future for those under his care, knowing his efforts may never be remembered in the grand stories of heroes and kings. Yet, in the shadow of prophecies and legends, his quiet resolve may hold the line between survival and despair. Amid trials of steel, cunning, and spirit, bonds are forged, and a tale of resilience unfolds on the unforgiving frontier.

A weak, powerless boy in a modern-medieval world of monsters, powers, magic, and guns, on his way to become the strongest man in the world, but at what cost...? (WARNING: THIS NOVEL CONTAINS DARK, ADULT THEMES)

life is a curse. You are suddenly alive, forced to learn many new things, forced to understand, forced to be smart, and also forced to stay alive. but behind all that, life is still something beautiful. if that curse makes me able to enjoy and understand the meaning of life. then I think I will accept that curse gladly.

Ace and Felix, two childhood bestfriend, went to the woodland home-school, to find the cause of Leo, Ace's older brother's death. But, when they reached there, their love blossoms with the student council members. Zane and Asher. They are bound to find the things going in school. But the school have a deeper mess than they ever thought off. Will they break free the school? Or will all four of them also becomes the prey?

Arlan Kane, a manaless warrior in a world that revolves around it, became a legend through sheer determination and skill. After facing betrayal, losing friends and defeating the fearsome Abyssal King, Arlan discovers that his journey has been manipulated from the beginning. Betrayed by his greatest ally, Erias, and on the brink of death, he is mysteriously sent back to the moment it all began: the day he received his acceptance letter to the Astralis Academy. Now, with memories of the future and a burning desire to change his destiny, Arlan will use his experience and strength to uncover the Academy's secrets, confront Erias, and face the shadows that threaten to devour the world. This time he will not fail.

A story about a young teenager who was involved in a murder case.Podie a nineteen years old college student got himself in a big trouble. who will be there to help him?, his dead parents or the Hot cop Jonathan. found out by reading the book.

batman with all his items and manor gets transferred into onepiece. he has only few years to return to stop Joker from nuking his home. he will need to reach the treasure island as it has a way to take him home. but reaching it will take all the skills , tools, and teck of the greatest detective ever.

Dr. Elliot Reeve is a brilliant forensic pathologist, a man with a gift for uncovering the truths the dead leave behind.

In a world where medieval castles stand alongside neon-lit cyberpunk cityscapes, two young souls embark on a journey that will test the limits of hope in the darkest of times. Daglan and Rozeree, adopted siblings with intertwined fates, set out across a continent teeming with diverse races and conflicting technologies. As they grow from innocent children to battle-hardened teenagers, their paths diverge but remain connected by the shadows of their past. Rozeree, haunted by trauma she can't escape, seeks to forge her own identity in a world that seems determined to define her. Meanwhile, Daglan is driven by a singular purpose: to avenge his parents' murder and rescue his long-lost sister from the clutches of darkness. But in this realm where swords clash with holograms and magic mingles with machinery, nothing is as simple as it seems. As Daglan closes in on his parents' killer, he must confront not only the demons of his past but also the harsh realities of a world where hope struggles to survive. Will Daglan find justice and redemption? Can Rozeree outrun her demons and claim her own destiny? Or will the darkness that threatens to consume them both prove too powerful to overcome? Dive into this dark fantasy where medieval lore collides with futuristic innovation, and discover whether the flame of hope can truly endure in the face of unimaginable adversity.

*In a world where strength is power, the weakest link can be the deadliest.* This mesmerizing MMORPG sequel follows the life of an extremely poor orphan named Takeru Kamada. In "No Gun, No Life," Takeru Kamada is an avid gamer who finds himself trapped in the world of "Eternal Realm," a popular online game along with millions of other players. Unlike other players who can choose their abilities and classes, Takeru discovers he's stuck as a "Gunner" - a rare class with unique firearms-based skills. As Takeru navigates this new reality, he realizes that logging out is impossible, and the only way to survive is to play by the game's rules. While death in the game meant… —No one knows— With his Gunner abilities, he must form alliances, conquer challenges, and uncover hidden secrets within the game. But Takeru soon learns that "Eternal Realm" created by an anonymous developer, has its own agenda, and players are mere pawns in a larger scheme. With no escape in sight, Takeru must adapt, strategize, and master his Gunner skills to unravel the mysteries of the game and ensure his survival. Will Takeru find a way to break free from "Eternal Realm," or will he become forever trapped in this virtual world, forced to live by the mantra: "No Gun, No Life"? ***Are you a fan of a world where the reality is a game? The real world gets dumped in a corner and reality becomes a game, a gun game. if you are, then this is just the book for you.***

Rajani sighed deeply as her beautiful eyes became glassy like diamonds. "Yeah, but listen. I get why Beauty fell in love with the Beast, but it doesn’t change who Helel is. I wish there was a magical rose or kiss that could turn him into a charming, loving prince but there isn't. All Helel Faye will ever be is a beast. A cold-hearted, ruthless beast that has no empathy or regard for any living thing! All he cares about is himself-" "Rajani," a soft, deep, feminine voice said as a caring hand caressed Rajani's quivering shoulder. "It's okay. If Helel wants to be a ruthless animal, just let him be. He's not important. Everyday is something new about him, and by saying all this shit about him - it makes you look obsessed... and crazy." Rajani stood up from her chair and started yelling at her friend like a mad woman. She was furious at her - after all this time of venting her struggles and frustration to her, she decides to call her crazy and obsessed? Rajani was tired of people calling her crazy, mentally-ill, unhinged, and clinically-insane. She believed that she wasn't crazy at all, it was just that no one understood her. No one understood that her every action was all because of Helel Faye. Rajani regretted the day she decided to break her perfect, loving ex-boyfriend's trust and submit to Helel Faye. She dreaded the fact that she gave her boyfriend all sorts of mental disorders and illnesses like depression and anxiety. Now Rajani hated herself even more than her ex did. She was only trying to get the best for everyone she loved but she just ended up doing the polar opposite.

“Listen for the buzz of the Golden Honeybee’s wings, Where it will guide you to a lonely mountain creek, Follow the path abandoned by the hearts of kings, And be sure not to make a single peep. Then, the White Tiger’s snores you’ll hear, Below the bright azure skies of crystal clear, Walk into the fiery sea of blazing chrysanthemums, Whilst being careful of the spirit foxes’ bums, And there, you will find me, Sleeping below the great willow tree.”

Douluo dalu is not my original work. english not my first language .

Their bond had been forged in the quiet moments within the cafe's walls, but now it was tested in the crucible of Yuuto’s reality. Together, they faced an uncertain future, but one thing was clear: they would face it together. Camilla (Shocked): You... Love me Yuuto? Yuuto (blushes): Yes, I do and very deeply but the thing is, bring you into my life is a big issue and I don’t want you in any predicaments because of me. Camilla (Smiles): I love you too. I am sure we can figure something out and without any risk. And here starts their dangerous love path of Camilla and Yuuto what to become of them and their lives, it was a risk they were both willing to take just to live together and get the life they wanted.

World Without Crowns. What does it mean to live with no one in control above you? No one dictates your actions. What exactly happened to this world? Read it and support me.

In 2035, 10 TOWER appeared in several regions around the world, besides a tower, a strange portal also appeared and from inside the portal came out a monster that killed almost 40% of the earth's population. In Indonesia, it is one of the countries that experienced a fairly large impact, but even though it received a fairly large impact, the death toll in this country is only around 5% of the total population of Indonesia, and the number of portals that have been found by the government exceeds 2500 portals spread across Indonesia, and Indonesia is the only country that has a TOWER throughout Southeast Asia. So with the existence of TOWER, Indonesia has an important position in the ASIA region, especially in Southeast Asia.

"Julian, I'm here for you," Emily said, her voice barely above a whisper. Julian's gaze locked onto hers, his eyes burning with intensity. "Emily, you don't know what you're getting yourself into," Julian warned. Emily's heart pounded. "I'm willing to take that risk." ... Julian's face inches from hers, Emily felt the tension build. And then, Julian's lips brushed against hers, sending sparks flying. The kiss deepened, Emily's senses reeling as Julian's lips claimed hers. Time stood still. But suddenly, Julian pulled back, his eyes tormented. "I'm sorry, Emily. I shouldn't have done that," Julian said, his voice laced with regret. Emily's heart ached. "Why not?" Julian's gaze dropped. "You deserve better than me." Emily's hand reached out, her touch gentle on Julian's cheek. "You're worth saving, Julian," Emily whispered. Julian's eyes flashed with surprise, and for a moment, Emily saw a glimmer of hope. ..