Cake Eating Asmr

Eu fui reencarnado em outro mundo, e trouxe o Cubo Horádrico de Diablo II comigo. Ser um cavaleiro é legal e tudo mais, mas ser um mago também é bem interessante. Então, qual será?

Outer yard disciple of the Tiansang Spirit Palace, Xu Xiaoshou, had average talent. However, after coming out of his death seclusion, he realized that everything had changed. He had received a Passive System with many strange, miraculous passive skills: He would become stronger with every breath. He would become stronger when he got attacked. He would become stronger when he got mocked… Xu Xiaoshou was forced to shout, “Oh God, I don’t want to be like this either. Everything I did was because I was being forced to! I am so passive!”

"Sect Leader, your disciple has once again become the champion of this year's Regional Sect Competition!" Chu Yuan: "Kick! Kick him out of the sect!" "Sect Leader, we can't kick anyone out of the sect anymore! Those that were kicked out in the past have all established their own Holy Lands! If we continue kicking people out of our sect, all the Holy Lands in the region will be ours..." Chu Yuan: "???" I just want to groom a useless disciple! Why are all of you doing this to me!? ... This book is also titled "I Have Cultivated From A Nascent Soul To Become A Mortal", "My Disciples Are All Useless", "A Different Path Of Cultivation", "I Am Really Not A Big Boss", "I Only Groom Useless Disciples".

Olivia and Ella, twin sisters, find themselves in an unfamiliar world, a system ringing in their minds. Confused and frustrated, Olivia complains about the lack of cake, while Ella tries to remain composed. The system soon declares them the newborn Twin Gods, rewarding them with the absurd [Absolute Skill: Kneeling]. While Olivia sulks and dozes off, Ella seeks answers. The system reveals they are in the God Realm, within the God Seed’s Temple, awaiting their "family." Moments later, the sky shatters. Five celestial figures descend—radiant beings of immense power. At their center stands a regal couple, their divine presence undeniable. Three others follow—two young men and an excited girl who gleefully calls out, "Mom! My twin sisters are finally born!" Ella tenses. Olivia snores. And so, their chaotic divine life begins.

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

Taipei un lycéen de 17ans sans grande ambition, délaissé de ses camarades de classe, en presque échec scolaire. Personne ne l'attend chez lui, il passe la plupart de son temps à geeker et se nourrit principalement de nouilles instantanées. Un soir en rentrant chez lui, il tombe sur un vieux journal datant des années 40, le ramenant chez lui sans trop savoir pourquoi, Taipei commence à le feuilleter. Étrangement tous les articles concerne une même affaire, celle de la mort d'une jeune fille dans un lycée, SON lycée.

The future was doomed, the present was gloom, the past was regretful. At this point, the only reason I was still alive was because my heart and brain functioned and then one night after a great fap, I woke up to a totally different reality, one where I was in the past. [System installation complete] [Welcome host to the Perverted Sugar Daddy System] [You’ve been taken back in time] I used to be perverted 50 year old man infatuated with younger women in short tight skirts, but now I was in the past with a system. A system that would help me fulfil my perverted desires. I hadn't planned for this, but I sure as hell was ready to milk it. Women, money, fame, from where I stood, all these are at my finger tips. Not only is everyone's mother wife and sister in danger, but so are their companies and territories. it's just a matter of whether I want to own google or be a simple shareholder in Tesla, infact, why not have both. There is the option of being a CEO but I don't want that to interfere with my leisure. My plan is sound and simple but unfortunately you can't eat your cake and have. If I want to be at the top of the world, then I have to be ready to face problems of those at the top, for example. "What do u mean witches are real" TAGS: Mind control, Gangs, manipulation, corruption, oyakodon. PS: All characters in this book are above 18

L'année 2056, dans une ville de la région Yuan Jiang Su Jin. Au sommet d'un appartement résidentiel en ruine de six étages se trouve un adolescent vêtu d'un gilet de combat, de pantalons militaires et de bottes de combat en alliage. Sur son dos est accroché un bouclier hexagonal et équipé d'un couteau de combat ombre-sanglante. Il est assis là silencieusement au bord du toit. À ce moment-là, le ciel étincelant brillait et il y avait une respirabilité rafraîchissante dans l'air qui soufflait vers lui. Cependant, il n'y avait que silence au sein de la ville en ruines et déserte, avec parfois un hurlement qui fait manquer un battement à votre cœur.

Irena looked at her, then glanced down at the cake that had accidentally spilled onto her shoes. "You know how costly it is?" she asked, her voice dripping with malice. Erin shook her head fearfully, tears rolling down her cheeks. "I'm sorry... I'll clean it." Irena grinned, her eyes gleaming with cruelty. "Clean it, you say?" She raised her foot, gesturing for Erin to clean the mess. Erin used her hands to wipe away the cake, still crying. "I'm sorry..." Suddenly, Irena kicked her with the same foot. "Don't touch my feet with those filthy hands," Irena spat. Erin was shaking, but she nodded obediently. "Lick it." Irena's voice was icy. "I said, lick it." Erin hesitated for a moment before nodding and continuing to lick Irena's feet, humiliated in front of the entire crowd. "Remember, never enter a ball again," Irena sneered. ERIN, SHE'S AN OUTCAST PRINCESS. BUT ONE DAY AFTER MEETING PRINC ARTHUR, SHE DECIDES TO SUBMIT HER LIFE TO HIM. BUT FOR THAT SHE HAD TO LEARN, HOW TO FIGHT, AND TAKE OVER THE DUKEDOM. HER BIGGEST OBSTACLE IS IRENA HER ADOPTED SISTER AND DUKE EDWARD HER BIRTH FATHER. WILL SHE EARN HER FATHER'S LOVE? OR SHE WILL KILL HIM HERSELF? WHAT DOES FATE UNFOLDS FOR IRENA, A PEASANT GIRL? JUST WHO GAVE HER THIS COURAGE? //WATCH THE DRAMA UNFOLDS// #DARKROMANCE #FANTASY //T/N// COVER ISN'T OWNED BY ME

Yu Holea was a genius ghost exorcist. Cursed for being a loner she embraced the path of exorcism. At the age of 26, she died. Opening her eyes she realized that she has transmigrated to a character who has the same name as her. Yu Holea was the newly found young miss of the Yu Family. Though everyone disliked her since for them Yu Mei is the true young miss. Everyone looks down on her even her biological brothers. Her Eldest Brother, "Don't even try to get close to me. I hate gold diggers like you. Yu Mei come I will bring you to shopping." Her Gentle Second Brother," The door to get out of here is on the left. Remember not to bully Yu Mei" Her Third Brother, "Uh, don't let me see your disgusting face. Let me see my cute Yu Mei's Face" However, Yu Holea ignored them. She was used to all of this. She focused on her career and earning money instead of love. She was penniless? Huh, she has a long queue of bigshots begging to give her money. Her business empire expands from City S to Capital. She was untalented? She can even summon thunders!! At a high-end party, one of the relatives of the Yu Family saw Yu Holea surrounded by the bigshot of different fields and was shocked to the core. Just as everyone was confused her three brothers arrived and started pampering her. "Lea'er do you want to eat strawberry cake? Call me Big Brother I will feed you the cake." "Lea them, here drink this juice, by the way, why don't you call me Second Brother?" "Little Sister don't listen to them I will protect you from everyone, you just have to call me Third brother." A certain Handsome, Ceo of a top 10 company, "Lea Baby, when are you going to say yes to my proposal?" Yu Holea: Why is everyone looking at her with a doting glance? Follow Yu Holea in her adventure filled with thriller, suspense, and pampering.

In a world where talent is everything—what happens when someone dares to cheat the heavens? Xuan Wu awakened in the brutal Fire Haven World where the strong eat the weak, where practitioners cultivate techniques to live longer and grow stronger. But just as despair crept in... [Ding! Awakened the Supreme Cheat System] [Anything you desire, reality will obey...] Cultivation? Piece of cake. Upper worlds? He can ascend and descend with a thought. Enemies? A single word is all that is needed for obliteration. As Xuan Wu overlooks the world in his grasp, he asks himself—should he dominate, conquer worlds, create planets? Or should he play along just like an ordinary disciple?

23.03.XXXX YES! I got into my dream college! Mom surprised me with cake and confetti.> 30.03.XXXX Been a week already ! finals are such a headace Wish it would it be done already ,I have been eyeing The blue dress for a while now , should I just get it? 06,04.XXXX Finally, a decent horror movie! Jes nearly Threw up at the gore...Worth it. 24.04XXXX Mom's been acting off lately.Maybe it's just because the anniversary is coming up.... I'll make her favorite breakfast tommrow. 09.05.XXXX OH MY GOD! Mom got me a ticket to JAPAN!! I've been dreaming of this trip forever!! I leave next month! 06.06.XXXX JAPAN, HERE I COME! ??.??.XXXX ...Where am i?

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

An family of law they ride,eat drink and work together, the westren lands needs them more then ever now. They've not bounce hunters they do not like like them, but they teach the law as well ad give justice

Metavores. Savage creatures from outer space that devour life energy. They came without warning and brought the world to its knees in an instant. Humanity was cornered… until they discovered the Core—the source of the Metavores’ power—and turned it into their last hope. In response, the world formed the Aether Corps, elite military academies, and advanced war tech to fight back. Everyone rushed to become a hero. Everyone… except one guy. Deren. A genius young man who wants no fame, no battles, and definitely no hassle. All he wants is a peaceful life, afternoon naps, and to quietly make a fortune by selling his inventions through the underworld. Unfortunately, fate had other plans. One misunderstanding after another, failed weapons that are way too advanced, and a business that exploded behind his back… All of it pulls Deren right into the center of the world stage. And now, everyone believes he’s humanity’s last hope. The problem? Deren just wants to buy some bread and go back to sleep.

Morgan, that was his only name, the only name he'd allowed himself to have. he was twenty one, currently homeless with nothing to his name. due to some unfortunate scenarios, he lost everything, everyone, he was truly alone, or was. it was like any other night, eating scraps from a nearby trashcan while sitting near the fire, in the blink of an eye; he's in another world and as god no less

Chen Fei looked at the bewildering number of people in front of him who desperately practiced boxing to become a master, sighing. "Compete? I don't think so. My motto is never to stand when you can sit." So the panel answered his call. "Extreme Mountain Fist Technique simplification in progress... simplification successful... Extreme Mountain Breathing Technique" "Extreme Mountain Breathing Method simplification in progress... simplification successful... Breathing" Chen Fei took a deep breath. "Extreme Mountain Breathing Method experience +1." "...So I can cultivate by breathing alone?"

When the gods of the Universe got bored and tired of seeing the same creatures they decided to bring an end to humanity..... Humans managed to survive and those ones who did got immensely stronger and created cultivation paths unique to humanity,to protect humanity,the universe then blesses a certain boy with a supreme divine cheat bringing an end to the gods?....is that what you want your ending to be?......Yes?...... well you're in for a huge surprise.

Liang Sheng transmigrated into the alternate world, starting off with the talent "Dull Cultivator". A "Dull Cultivator" referred to someone with a sincere heart, unyielding perseverance, and extremely slow cultivation speed. There was no bottleneck in his cultivation. But what did it matter if there was no bottleneck in his cultivation? Having an extremely slow cultivation speed made everything difficult. However, when he reached the ninth realm of Profound Eternity and broke through to the tenth realm, extending his lifespan by twenty years, he suddenly realized that this was the true meaning of "no bottleneck in cultivation". Any cultivation method could be pushed to its limits and be continuously cultivated. Since that was the case, if one method of cultivating longevity was not enough, then he would practice ten methods! If ten methods were not enough, then he would practice twenty! In short, he wanted to achieve immortality!

[Tenant: 002] [Name: Reiko Onodera] [Physical Strength: 5] [Intelligence: 5] [Charm: 9] [Daily Rental Payment Required: 666 yen or role-play as a housewife daily (paid)] [Daily Income Generated: 5,000 yen (settled)] [Tenant Desire List:] [1. Wishes to find a suitable job (X)] [2. Hopes to bring her daughter to live together in Tokyo (X)] [3. Has found a dependable person in Tokyo (accomplished)] ………… Living in Tokyo, collecting rent while lying flat. The widow working part-time away from home, the heartbroken beauty who ran away from home... the tenants are all strange... ```

Leander is a healer. But he is not like those healers who have it all: the fame, the money and the harems. Because he is chubby. Ranked only F, he struggles with life as a new recruit in the Adventurer's Guild. Until he sees a poster that changes his life and sends him on a journey to lose weight, get the fame, money and the harem. Except, his harem will be full of men. But, such is fate. This is a slow burn BL harem with dungeon delving. It follows the old adventurer's guild troupes with some twists and turns. A journey from zero to hero, one could say. The MC becomes a dungeon core going chapter 86 and forward. You can find the story only on Webnovel. (Fingers crossed that no one will translate it into Russian like the other one! XD) The sequel, Life Skilling, is also complete, and will be posted right after the ending of Anti-cake. A peek in the lives of those who live in the world shaped by the Try Hard Party. A funny slice of life.

Dive into a novel about the rise of a legendary sportsman. Follow Zachary Bemba on his journey to become the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time) in the soccer world. He travels back to a time in his past where opportunity abounds. Access to a system capable of propelling him to greater heights is just the icing on the cake. From a nobody born in one of the poorest and most remote places on the planet, he relentlessly pursues his goal of becoming the greatest sportsman the world has ever seen. **** ---- G.O.A.T SYSTEM INITIALIZING ---- ACTIVATION SUCCESSFUL **** My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Mujunel_the_Mystic Book Discord Link: https://discord.gg/NK4Uaw8GRN

#HAREM, #R18, #ECCHI, #SMUT #ROMANCE [WARNING] ****** /THIS NOVEL CONTAINS TOO MUCH EXPLICT SEXUAL CONTENT, CURSE LANGUAGE **** * ** ******* * **** AUDIENCE DISCRETION IS ADVISED "Willa. Man, that girl. Picture perfect. Like, the kind of perfect that made my teenage hormones throw a full-blown rave every time she walked by. My nightly 'Willa fantasies' were legendary, let's just say. Pure, unadulterated, mind-melting… yeah, you get the picture. So, picture this: me, late for class, scrambling through the hallway like a greased pig. BAM! I slam into someone. Willa. And, oh boy, did I get a show. Turns out, she was going commando. A major, major wardrobe malfunction. And let's just say my body decided to throw its own mini celebration. Instant bulge. Visible. Obvious. Her eyes went wide, a mix of surprise and… was that a smirk? My blood was pumping like a jackhammer. I tried to play it cool, slinking back to my seat in the back. But guess who decided to join me? Willa, blushing like she'd just won the lottery. My heart beating hard. Was she into me? Was this my lucky day? Look, I'm not gonna lie. This isn't some deep, philosophical journey. It's about girls. Hot girls. And, yeah, a harem. Because why settle for one goddess when you can have a whole pantheon? But Willa… she's different. She's the OG fantasy. So, the question is, can I juggle a whole crew and still keep my eyes on the prize? Can I have my cake and eat it too, or will Willa make me choose? Stay tuned, because this is gonna get wild." #HAREM, #R18, #ECCHI, #SMUT #ROMANCE [PLEASE NOTE] [THERE'S NOT A SINGLE NTR IN THIS NOVEL UNLIKE THE FIRST ONE.]

My method in getting stronger is very simple—eating. I just need to eat artifacts. I've regressed, so I'll be able to eat as much as I want now, right?

The Zhang Family is a story about a family, who was struck by karma and How Zhang Qi Yun (Abraham Zhang and Sara (Zhang Qi Yan) will break this generational traumatic karma that will eat their happiness and destroy everything.

Hello readers this is my first ever story I hope you enjoy it, do tell for corrections and more enhancments. "Alice darling where are you, look what I got for you it's your favorite cake" Skylar shouted I don't know where to go but the only thing I want right now is to run away from her before she catches up with me. I am running in this big forest partially naked I know deep inside that there is no escape from her but still I can't seem to get myself to believe it. "Got you princess" Skylar said, my body fell to the ground and even before I knew it I was asleep. Warning : this story contains some dark themes like kidnapping, torture, and manipulation read with your own discretion

This novel follows the journey of a young man, Shuang Yue, who awakens the power of the Inner Universe—an ability that allows him to absorb external energy. In the early stages of his journey, he ventures alone into the Northern Territory to investigate an interdimensional rift. Along the way, he meets Ray, a warrior with exceptional combat skills, and Yun Che, a former member of an enemy faction who has since awakened to his past mistakes and chosen redemption. Together, the three face fierce battles and life-or-death trials, gradually learning to regulate their absorption of foreign energy to prevent the collapse of their Inner Universe from overloading. As the sinister plans of their adversary, Ji Mie, begin to unfold, Shuang Yue not only establishes an alliance and unites powerful warriors to resist the interdimensional invasion but also surpasses his own limits through numerous battles. Ultimately, he faces Ji Mie in a final showdown. After enduring devastating sacrifices and counterattacks, he masters the power to rewrite the laws of reality, successfully sealing away the invading forces. Leading the survivors, he rebuilds their homeland and establishes the Devourer Academy, ushering in a new era of peace. This is an epic saga that blends a vast cosmic setting, intense combat, and a profound exploration of human nature. It not only showcases the boundless allure of power but also serves as a warning against its reckless misuse—ultimately guiding humanity toward a future of hope and rebirth.

Their date was a complete mess. Eating Parfait in silence? Awkward tension between them? Mafuyu never went to a date before, before he got the courage to ask one of his friend, Kazu. Mafuyu and Kazu may not have had the best date, but there is still a chance for love to blossom between them.

Kisah perjalanan umat manusia yang harus terus berjuang untuk menghadapi segala kegilaan yang muncul di hadapan mereka. ============================= *Karya Original* *Bad Writing*

Kang, a lazy person whose life only revolved around eating, reading novels, eating again, and sleeping, suddenly receives a system from a mysterious being. After that, his life completely changes. --- Update – One chapter daily 50 Power Stones = 2 Extra Chapters More Power Stones = More Chapters ~×~ Tags: System, Wife, One Female Lead, No Harem, Protagonist, Cultivation, Overpowered, R-18.