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Feel free to leave any kind of comment you want, from questions to facts/spam. A mishmash of random things. Daily chapter guaranteed. Currently, every new chapter will be focusing on a random topic. I will try my best to keep them interesting and short. If you need likes for your daily, just comment like (you can and should also like your own comment). If you want to avoid the hassle of likes, check chapter 669. (Pretty certain there's no duplicate content) Join the discord server to receive updates on new chapters and talk about books: https://discord.gg/jGCnyZj

Due to the Blessing of the Stars, Lucian unexpectedly awakens the cosmic energy, an ultimate form of power. The cosmic energy allows him to manifest any and every element possible from Fire, water, and wind to light, darkness, etc. While others struggle with single or dual elements, He spams multiple elements as if they were paper planes. [Fire Blast] [Wind Suriken] [Darkness Divide] Imagining his better future filled with fame, money, and power, He was giggling like an excited child. However, Fate had other plans for him. A war. A massive war. Chaos issues all over the world as a grand war against the unknown species begins. The battle for the survival of humanity begins.

[NOVEL TERJEMAHAN] Setelah melihat pesan spam di ponselku, kukira aku sudah mati tertabrak, tapi ternyata aku berada di kantor tes perasukan saat aku membuka mata. Jadi, aku akan merasuki tokoh di dalam novel? "Apakah ada genre yang anda harapkan?" Aku berharap di kehidupan selanjutnya, aku bisa menjadi anak perempuan yang menerima penuh kasih sayang dalam cerita pengasuhan anak. Tapi... Kenapa aku malah merasuki putri seorang pelayan biasa yang diperlakukan semena-mena oleh keluarga bangsawan tukang onar?!

"I wished them immortality but my thirst for redemption caused them suffering, I gave them eternity yet brought the end of the world" Ethan mumbled as he dragged himself from the ruins of the Golden throne. "You should understand me, human, what I wanted, was eternal happiness...yet I received torments from my own wish" "You call me a human, aren't you the same?" Replied a faint voice. Ethan laughed in response before saying " Human? I am beyond humanity, I am...a God!" _____ The world was no longer what it once used to be. A thousand years after the birth of Nexulytes, people who were able to wield Nexus energy and awakened miraculous talents with unimaginable abilities, the earth had fallen to the brink of near extinction with just less than twenty percent of its population left. The Dreamscape, also known as the reflection of the real world, was a space that was shockingly similar to the real world and copied every small detail of the real world. Their only difference was that the Dreamscape was not a place where humans could move about easily as even the strongest Nexulyte could die without knowing how. Years after the appearance of the dreamscape and multiple gateways spammed all across earth, giving the horrors of the dreamscape access to the real world; they unleashed chaos and a hundred years of bloody battle were the consequences of humanity's late response. In a world where those with talents were worshiped and respected, a boy who hated Nexulytes and wished all of them could die ended up becoming one himself. Not only did he become what he hated, but he awakened a talent that he had never heard of or known about. How was he supposed to survive the fusion with a seemingly useless talent or was he ever going to find out the secret of his talent and the birth of the dreamscape? Ps: cover isn't mine#

His mother died when she gave birth to him, his father a physically abusive alcoholic. Life is not kind to Darius King. Darius would have dreams of being in a world of magic, but alas, his dreams would always end. He hated life, and life hated him, so he ended both his and his father's. When reincarnating into a peasant-like lifestyle as Liam, in the town of Ucladd, Darius realizes he has entered the world of cultivation! With his ambitious, ruthless, and curious nature combining into one, he paves a bloody path to power. Shifting his gaze from the Earth towards the Sky, nothing will stop him on his path for strength. "I will touch the stars... or die trying." ==================== Note: NO R-18, R**e, Romance or pre-marital handholding. I take no pleasure in writing such things. There's a bunch of killing and gruesome descriptions though. The novel is a bit slow in the first chapters, but after that, it picks up and gets significantly better. Also, the power system is similar to BotDS, but I've asked the author for permission to use it. It's also heavily inspired my writing, but the beginning is where its most prevalent. Discord: due to spam bots joining, the server is invite only. My discord tag is: covidcandy I welcome criticism and feedback with open arms, as long as it's actual advice. Note, if your review has any spoilers without the spoiler tag, I will have to delete it. One last note, if you're going to, please don't buy privilege by the end of the month since it'll reset at the starting of every month. Art is not mine - source: no clue. Please comment if you want me to take it down.

In the enchanted halls of Eldor University, Bella Hart's path crossed with Adrian Blackwood, the top student renowned for his double majors in finance and history. Bella, a freshman studying English literature, found herself needing help wiith her mandatory finance class. She decided to ask Adrian for tutoring assistance. "Miss Hart, I don't mind tutoring you, but I have a condition," Adrian said, a slight smile playing on his lips. Bella didn't think much of it. 'The condition can't be too bad, maybe just running a few errands around campus,' she mused. "And what's that going to be?" she inquired, curiosity piqued. His smile morphed into a mischievous smirk. "Be my girlfriend for the semester." "What?!" Bella exclaimed, stunned. How could she possibly be his girlfriend when he was already in a relationshiip with the hottest girl on campus? …. Note : This book has no spamming, plagiarism or Illegal content (write a review if you like this book ❣️)

James Wright sat in his tiny, cluttered apartment, staring at the flickering screen of his outdated laptop. The dull hum of the city outside seeped through the thin walls, a constant reminder of the life he wished he could escape. Thirty years old, single, and drowning in debt, James worked a dead-end job as a data entry clerk, barely making ends meet. His dreams of financial freedom seemed as distant as the stars he often gazed at through his small window. On this particular evening, he was aimlessly browsing the internet, searching for some inspiration or distraction. His eyes were heavy, and his mind numb from the monotony of his daily routine. He clicked on a pop-up ad without much thought, expecting the usual spam. Instead, the screen went black, and a peculiar message appeared: "Congratulations! You have been chosen. Do you wish to unlock your potential and achieve untold wealth?"

Please leave a review and a comment. I always enjoy constructive criticism, or just someone saying they enjoy reading my book. However, I just want to let you all know that I do write this in my free time, so there isn't a consistent update schedule. Chapter 1 WHAT THE FUCK Crystal’s (Pov) ‘Ahh, there is nothing better than a hot shower after a monotonous day of school work’ I thought while washing my hair with pomegranate shampoo. Turning off the water I stepped out of the shower and reached for the towel, and just as I was about to grab it a bright light flashed in front of me. |Congratulations! You and 4 million other humans have been selected from Earth to participate in King/Queen building Games!| |Notice: You will be given a random Talent and Subjects to help you build your empire. It will depend on your leadership, intelligence, and Luck to survive this world of magical beasts, other Kings or Queens, and any other dangers you may face through your journey.| “WHAT THE FUCK!!!” I screamed in surprise as a screen popped up in front of me and a disembodied voice rang out around me. Looking around me I noticed that 1, I was standing outside what appeared to be a cave with a small house nearby and a forest in front of me with a river running through it, and 2, I was still completely naked. Authors Note: This will be one of the most op-bullshit stories I have ever written down, ill try to give it some actual plot but it's pretty much just something fun for me to write in my downtime. I will take any helpful criticisms, suggestions, or reviews. However, if you're just gonna spam smartass bullshit I’ll just delete it. #OP, #System, #Yuri, #Kingdom Building, #Nonhuman MC, #Female Protaganist, #Transmigration, #Etc.

A faint whisper sounded in her mind telling her to call it's name, though near death she summoned her courage and spoke a an unknown word "$#@/()@##)@)#" In an instant Whoosh---  A powerful kick smashed the tyrants head and drove directly into the ground with such force that it's neck directly cracked as its body spammed and wiggled before turning silent "So, you're the lowborn hybrids that commands this fellows here?" The whole group was stunned as they turned to look at the person who appeared from nowhere and killed a tyrant with a casual stomp The youth was tall with a slim stature visible even though he was covered in a long white cloak, shoulder length white hairs with light blue eyes shimmering with an ethereal light but that couldn't hide the disdain and contempt present in those seemly cold and unfeeling eyes even though he had a smile on his lips.

Shooting Star, Handsome, Fallen Chaebol Lee Jungyoon died in a cold Prison Cell only at 27 after his Company fell, and was found in a Scandal after being found out that there was Melamine contained in the Food Productions, Money laundering, and Embezzlement. His Parents have been Convicted to a death sentence leaving him alone, since his other Family Members didn't dare to help out of selfishness that left Lee Jungyoon to Despair. And the cause? An Emotionless, cruel, and cold girl, the Heiress, and Princess of the Generational Sanhu Corporation Jung Rina; that unfortunately became obsessed with him who set all the 'crimes' like a Play, in a spur of Ultimate Luck he managed to Regress 15 years back, and has made it his life goal to kill Jung Rina. ... .. A girl who just just finished eating Crabs at a Sea food Restaurant for her Popular Mukbang channel found out she had become a Comic Character; Jung Rina, after she woke up from her nap to see herself in a 12 year old's body. That same person is also the Villainess of a Comic named Deceptive Regression. [Genre: Gore, Romance, Mystery, Drama] Tags: Harem, OP Protagonist, Regression, Super super super cool Protagonist. Stars: 2.5/5 Super super super cool Protagonist was Bullshit! For fun, she always read low stars Comic, and talk shit about it anonymously. Now, she didn't actually think she would transmigrate into the said Shitty Comic.

When the supreme harem god reincarnated, a portion of his will was split off into a discord user named Zrave#7593 Watch as this autistic indian sleeps with all the women he can see in his life, but will zrave be able to have sex with every woman in sight before the will of the supreme harem god awakens. [pedophilia,dickgirl on dickgirl,dickgirl on boy,maggots,ntr,dick impregnation, dick birth, genderbending, guro, rape, incest, unbirth, vore, necrophilia, beastiality, pokephilia, big black gay dick, loli, shota, vomit, piss, scat, reverserape, ugly basted, indian, skill issue, 13 and under only, rumu is a bl lover, filipino hatred, moonless is underage, gay filipino, spam is a sub, zrave loves kaf, zrave x kaf, yuri, yaoi, croc is a dude, cali follower, Sg moment, Aryan the indian hater, cp, ccp,, (china comunist party), Racist, HitlerXstalin, Zrave and Silver are fainted's little femboys, Lord of the moms, zoophilia, Beware the spectator he watched u jerk off, mental retardation, autism, crack, naruto x sasuke, naruto x minato, amon gus sys, adam knows u, spam loves cock, zrave is a monkey, support me, spam submissive and breedable, moonless is a dom, farting, Armpit khaduhara, your fucking hot mate, random human and purification relm mfs, Nero is indian, Indian cespit, aryan loves indians, Mafia moment, YUNO ISNT BLACK, Yuno is feet licker, https://youtu.be/tVwVOj2rCPk , fuck the jews, love nazis #hitlerforlife, moonlacis lied, hitler mommie stalin daddy, racistfriendly, No moonless is a switch - yuno, how about i giggle and shit for you-zrave, time to get raped by 3 diffrent people- spam, you love getting gangbanged- purification relm mf, neonazi ganbanbg best, i hate gays, cail is the god of the new world-corc, croc is 15, peak indian moment, moonless loves bean oshi, bulgarian bean-oshi, silvie is the cum toy of sg, silvie is the yuri incest smut expert, spam says he is not a femboy (we know its a lie) real-fainted, zrave, moonless, yuno, indians aint real, if you join because of this web novel please mention fainted._ for free nitro https://discord.gg/W6PV4KVcDm

Xie Yan was an orphan who died after saving his friend from a car accident. But after waking up from what felt like a long slumber, he found himself chosen as a candidate by a being called the Gifted System, an entity offering him the opportunity to become its Host, which also meant a second life. It's condition? Prove yourself as the one worthy. However he wasn't alone, 8 other candidates had also been chosen, with each of them having the capabilities deserving to become the candidate. Determined to reunite with his friends, Xie Yan lunged himself onward to complete the System's test. But alas, this story is for another time. Instead, the story we follow tells the event after he had passed the test, proving himself worthy and becoming the System's Host. And now, finding himself transferred to a world of cultivation. He must gather enough points in order to return to Earth. But as he face many challenges and moral dilemmas in this new world, one wonder if he could ever return home. What you'll find is an adventure of a man thrown into a world where everything is not as it seems, where reality is painted in shades of gray and one must navigate the complexities of this new world to survive and thrive. This is the tale of a jack of all trades master of everything! My Vow: As an author, I pledge to uphold the utmost integrity in all aspects of my work, including the review section of my novel. With a sense of pride and honor on the line, I vow to never manipulate or influence reviews in any way that would compromise their truthfulness or accuracy, but instead to always seek honest and constructive feedback from my readers. Just as a doctor takes an oath to do no harm, I take responsibility to my craft. I will never allow personal gain or malicious intent to cloud my judgment or impact the integrity of my writing. I invite and encourage honest and constructive feedback from readers, knowing that their insights will help me to improve and refine my craft. I promise to listen to your feedback with an open mind and a commitment to continuous improvement. Any reviews that appear to be spam or motivated by ill will will be promptly removed, as I am dedicated to maintaining a review section that accurately reflects readers' opinions of my work. Number of deleted spam: 2

Have you ever heard of the contract killer named 17A, no one has ever seen their face or even known if it is one man or woman? All they know is the job is done and their money is well spent. He or she has been known as the death mark or the disease because those who have been marked, never see the light of day ever again. One day Cali is on her computer exploring the deep dark web, and a message pops up, it reads "I have picked you to join me, you have three days to say goodbye to everyone before I take you in. This is an order." Think this was some random spam, she trashed the message, the next day she woke up in a dark and damp room with one strobing lightbulb.

This is a new spinoff/ fanfiction, but with a very relatable (for some people) plot twist. Please feel free to leave comments, thoughts, spam messages, and opinions. This is a Christian novel, and it does contain bible scripture, (eventually, not now) so if you don't like the bible, please try to read, it may speak to you, but should you choose to leave rude anti-christian comments, your comment will be deleted, and you will be reported. This novel will expose some things that you didn't know, I would like for you to be enlightened.

this is a bible that I literally posted on web novel. think of it as a free bible that can be downloaded and read offline that is also AD free and doesn't ask for your email so that it can send spam email about the app and whatnot. I do not own the bible at all so it is not a book written by me. those into Christianity and that stuff about god. then, please send some votes for me and check out my other novels as well. leave a comment and a review. also after searching, I realized that im the first person to do something like this on webnovel, lmao.

She was the Princess who had to die… Alinea, beloved Princess of Ritz, and celebrated heroine of the recently concluded Immortal War was betrayed and killed for political reasons. However, death did not come. She found herself waking up in modern-day Tokyo, in the body of a girl, named, Suzuki Ara, the most hated antagonist of all. He was the Prince who had to live… Homura Ryuu, heir of the most influential family in Japan was forced to be engaged to Ara since birth, due to a family curse. He could only marry and have children with the woman mentioned in the prophecy, else his bloodline would die out. Fated… The Prince and Princess from different worlds, where revenge, hatred, conspiracy and strive for power prevailed, found each other in the most unexpected turn of events. Was this a coincidence? Maybe not. For two souls destined for each other meet regardless of time and circumstance. It's called fate... PLEASE DO NOT SPAM THIS BOOK. I REQUEST FOR EVERYONE TO SHOW RESPECT & AVOID EXP REVIEWS. ============================= Ara elbowed Ryuu in the rib. "Darling, you are scaring the people away. Learn how to smile." "Darling, if I smile, they will totally forget why they exist," Ryuu countered smugly, so Ara had no choice but to sigh in defeat. There's no sense making sense with this stubborn husky anyway. Well, he kind of had a point anyway… Ara looked towards the nurse's station where nurses kept bumping into each other or hitting the tables and making things fall because they were busy giving Ryuu demure glances. "See? They get distracted like that with me not smiling – what more if I do?"Ryuu told her with amusement in his voice. Then again, mischief danced in his blue gaze and he finally sent one bright smile the nurses' way. CRASH! BANG! Ara watched as chaos ensued in the station and she quickly pulled the naughty husky to the side and gave him a glare. "What? Who told me to smile?" he asked her innocently. "I did okay? It's my fault," Ara told him as she dragged him away. ============= Join Alinea's discord: https://discord.gg/Vv7uPrN follow me on IG: @schreient_rui FRENCH VERSION AVAILABLE here. Alinea (Français) Like the story? gimme coffee :D https://ko-fi.com/schreient

I Had Told You I Loved You In July. Yet You Had Married And Left Right In Front Of My Eyes. If Our Love In September Was True, Why’d You Leave Me To Follow You? —— My Love In July Our Love In September. Yet Your Lie April. And In A Spam Of A Year, You Were No Longer Mine.

A mysterious old man approached the Swordsman who is on the verge of dropping out of his academy with the “1 Million Years Button”. A magic button, when pushed, will have the same effect as having trained for 1 Million Years. The Failed Swordsman doubtfully pushed the button, and the very next moment he felt a tremendous power surging through his body. Thus he pushed the button many times over – he spammed it. It was a cursed button. The moment he pushed it, he was trapped in a “Time Prison” of 100 million years. 100 years passed, he was fortunate enough to train. 1000 years passed, and he had forgotten why he was swinging the sword. 10 000 years passed, and he had stopped thinking. 10,00,00,000 years later, he became a fleeting existence and finally returned to the real world. At the same time, the memories of 1 million years spent so far were erased, and all that remained were sword skills that were honed to their utmost. “I can become stronger just by pressing a button!” – he misunderstood and spammed the 1 million years button and each time he would curse at his own foolishness. As he continued to loop through 1 million years of hell, he realized something. “If I can cut this world, won’t I be able to get out of here…?” Hundreds of millions of years later, he “cuts” the prison of time, and escapes from the 1 million year loop. This is a story about the Failed Swordsman of the Swordsmanship Academy who manages to clear away the stigma attached to his reputation, displaying his swordsmanship which has been honed to the pinnacle his name will soar to the top of the world.

A tale of a horny teen reborn in a cultivation world equipped with a sex system. what sort of chaos will he cause? Warning: This is just a wish-fulfillment novel mainly focusing on the harem, people looking for something serious know the way out. Also, for those guys who are about to spam bull in comments or reviews, know that I am doing this for my own satisfaction in my own free time and I also am not the type of person to give much fucks. If you like it, good for you, if not, I don’t care. *No fixed update schedule. I will update once or twice a week.* *Cover’s not mine*

A Legendary Samurai killed thousands of enemies long ago. He was famous in the name, Tiger, and his sword as Tiger Saber. But one day, he faced an enemy with the same level of his skills and during the fight he got sent into the Modern World, Japan. Unable to do anything because of the confusion, he found out that his sword shrunk and lost power. His sword contains "Soul Seal" to activate, without it, it was an ordinary knife. The Soul Seal's that he's finding can be found at Human's Soul. To extract the Soul Seal from Human's Soul, he needed to extract the depression along with it Determined to fix his sword and go back to his world, he's going to enter the world of depression. Cover is not owned by me. If you are the artist, and want me to stop using it, let me know through email at: jemspetallo@gmail.com Note for person contacting: Please make sure you can provide credible proof that the image is indeed yours before you contact, or your email will be marked as spam. I'll be posting this story at RoyalRoad

Have you ever seen a hunter spamming infinite meteors? That’s me. It is now 40 years after monsters started appearing in the world and with it, Awakened. Min-Cheol feels that life is unfair, comparing his life to the ones which the Awakened lead. After a scuffle with one of the Awakened, he gains an ability that allows him to have infinite mana. THIS IS NOT MY WORK. JUST SHARING FOR EVERYONE TO READ IT.

They told us about the tales about monsters' existence, when the ground shook, when the sky burned and when the air we breathe chokes, for those who've seen the truth they were awoken to a new world of reality where the powerful prey on the weak. A young boy with a crystal perfect family in a small city where a wall surrounds the whole city, curiosity hits the child, wanting to wander outside the walls and thinking of witnessing something beyond that he shouldn't have, but he didn't. He was happy with his family. Yes. That's how it should have been. "..." "I will not be blinded by the light Nor Be devoured by the dark I shall follow this path I deemed right The path I chose for my revenge" "With thy power granted by the Truck God, I shall not fail," ========================== It's going to be dropped like the others right? Cover is not mine Don't do spam on the reviews, I need to it to know my wrongs, forgive me for my wrongs, I have just begun. English is not my main language Join my discord: https://discord.gg/KquVttV

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only for spam lovers idk why I made this p.s it's horror bc there is lots of cheese

What is Right? And what is Wrong? It's the hypocrisy of history written by victors. The Gods are good, the Devil is evil or so we've been told. Those who oppose the rulers in this world shall be persecuted and entitled evil, for they might shatter the false peace established. There never will be true peace, only coexistence. For to live is to devour; To devour is to deplete that which is consumed. This is the fact of life. What makes a Hero? Who deems what deeds be called 'Heroic'? Saving the world? Being chosen by a God? Unbelievable Power and Skill? Spirit of Self-sacrifice? Or Devotion and Bravery? Who knows? Our protagonist shall play the part, starting over again to correct her mistakes. Pit against the tides of fate, struggling to change the future. Her nemesis, victim of a cruel life and the irresponsibility of adults. Sights set on revenge, now he crawls his way back, looking for blood. Watch the contest between wits and brawn, as they fight their way up to victory. In the end, who will prevail? Noble or Peasant? The Hero or the Devil? Mortal versus Immortal. This is a story of Sin, a tale of Trust, a novel of Nobleness, and a chronicle of Magic. ~ fin ~ "I will write my way into another life." - Ann Patchett - Hello everyone~!!! ~\(≧▽≦)/~ Ballisti here. I hope you had a good time reading! This is my very first book, but I've spent quite the time writing and editing this. So I'm a tad bit confident with this. Sadly, I'm only able to put up 2 chapters weekly. The reason is...I'm still a student. School is hard, annoying and a hassle but necessary. So I'm really sorry for the slow updates, but please bear with me~!(๑-﹏-๑) I hope you enjoy reading this ('cuz I sure as hell had so much fun writing this ( • ̀ω•́ )). Thanks~! Special Thanks to : • SweetsTomato • DeJeL • yansusustories Thank you very much for helping me out for the showcasing, dear senpais~!! (っ´▽`)っ Check out their stories too! "What in this world, Oh! Wait a minute, It's another world!" By DeJeL Link: https://www.webnovel.com/book/10514883206053905/What-in-this-world%2C-Oh!-Wait-a-minute%2C-It's-another-world ~ "Gourmet Emperor : Building A Nation" "Rest in Peace" "Anna's love story" By SweetsTomato Link: https://www.webnovel.com/book/10797978805168405/Rest-In-Peace https://www.webnovel.com/book/10822061605178205/Anna's-love-story https://www.webnovel.com/book/10822061605178205/Anna's-love-story ~ "OH. MY. FATE?!" "Lovely Writing System" By yansusustories Link: https://www.webnovel.com/book/10583384206066905/Lovely-Writing-System https://www.webnovel.com/book/10609838905077905/Oh.-My.-Fate%3F! ~ Thanks Webnovel for guiding me on how stories are showcased~!! (awesome app btw) Credits to my friend “Civil” for the cover design~!! Thanks boii ( ^▽^)σ)~O~) Follow him on twitter: @RJSvllaYbnz Follow me on twitter!!! @ballisti_here or Send me an email!!! (no spam please~~ (๑و•̀ω•́)و ) ballisti.here@gmail.com To my parents, thanks for supporting me in this. You da best~!! (๑・ω-)～♥” And to you reader, thanks for reading GoG~!!! ＼（○＾ω＾○）／

Trying to put a story of slice of life strong MC. Please don't spam a nonsense review pretty please. (The artwork is not on me Credit on the creator.)

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do you want read 'sleep talking' kind of novel? you cann't find any good story or interesthing read in this. but you can find some word maybe will refresh your brain and strike a new interesting idea for your own novel.

After living as a famous Korean vlogger-slash-mukbanger, Neoma died a (shameful) death and regressed to her tragic first life--- the life where she has to live as a hidden princess with a tyrannical father and a yandere twin brother. She died at the hands of her psycho brother in her first life. But luckily, she charmed her "big brother" this time. Her father remains a sc*mbag, though. But a blessing in disguise happened when her twin brother got "sick." Because of that, she has to pretend as the "Crown Prince," forcing her father to treat her well. She thought she was finally on the road to becoming a lady of leisure. But, despite her laziness, she still ends up completing royal duties that put her closer to the throne than her sick twin brother. The next thing she knew, they already prophesied her to be the first empress of their very patriarchal empire. Now Neoma finds herself in the middle of the succession war she never wanted to be involved in! *** [EXCERPT 1] “Neoma de Moonasterio, the first princess of Moonasterion Empire. From now on, you’ll live as Prince Nero’s proxy.” [The hell is this psycho saying?] Neoma, despite her confusion, still smiled at her father--- the emperor. “Father, what do you mean by that?” “From now on, assassins sent by my enemies would target Nero,” the emperor explained. “Until he’s strong enough to protect himself, you’ll pose as your twin brother.” Her smile froze, but she still acted innocent. “But Father. If I take my brother’s position, then wouldn’t the assassins mistake me for him and…” She stopped talking when she realized that was exactly what the emperor wanted her to do. [This sc*mbag wants me to be bait?!] “You’re no longer a princess, Neoma de Moonasterio. From now on, you’ll live as Prince Nero de Moonasterio,” Emperor Nikolai said coldly while looking down at her with glowing red eyes. “Try to survive until your twin brother comes back to take his rightful place, understood?” Neoma was too shocked to react. [Are you f*cking kidding me, you sc*mbag?!] *** [ORIGINAL BOOK COVER. Artwork by sola_cola.] *** [EXCERPT 2] “I’m so sick of your tyrannical a*s,” Neoma yelled at her father aka the emperor. “I won’t forgive you for hurting Lewis and Tteokbokki!” “What will you do about it then?” Nikolai asked with a smirk. “Kill me?” “Yes! I’ll f*cking kill you, sc*mbag!” “Language,” he warned her, upset that his five-year-old daughter curses like a sailor. “Using vulgar words is unbecoming of the future Crown Prince.” “I’m a princess!” Upon yelling those words, the royal princess’s eye color changed from ash-gray to red. [This is getting serious.] “Stop it, Nero,” Nikolai told her sternly. “If you keep that up, the royal knights will come and–” “I’m not Nero!” Neoma screeched angrily. Then she jumped in the air with her left fist, ready to punch him. “In the name of the moon, I’ll punish you!” [What…?] And Princess Neoma, pretending as the Crown Prince for her sick twin brother, punched Emperor Nikolai, her father, in the face.