Goku Dumbasses

If you had the opportunity to be granted one wish, what would your wish be? All humans on Planet New Earth were given such an opportunity. A translucent screen appeared in front of every human promising to grant any wish to the humans of new earth. You want to be a god?- Granted You want to be a devil?- Granted You want to have powers like Gojo or Naruto or Sasuke or Saitama or Goku?- Granted You want to be the richest man on the planet?- Granted You want the world to end?- Granted You want... Wait, what?!!! Granted?!!! Any wish a human wished for was granted to them!! And then it happened, the apocalypse!!! And our average MC, Corey Junior Zane, due to circumstances wished for wisdom, not just ordinary wisdom though. Unlimited Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding. Would our MC be able to survive in such a dangerous world without having the ability to defend himself. Would he be able to survive in his school where the common enemies are Smileys? Read to find out! NOTE: There are some wishes that would not be granted like wishing everyone to die and some other things. Just read to find out more. You'll definitely enjoy it. *P.S: Cover Art was not made by me.* *ALSO, READ MY REVIEW BEFORE READING THE BOOK*

"When Samir, a cybersecurity engineer with an Strange power, finds himself transported to the mystical world of Vasundhara. Gifted with abilities far beyond the ordinary and a deep love for food and cooking, Samir embarks on a lighthearted, yet extraordinary journey to explore enchanting cities, experience diverse cultures, and uncover the secrets of this mystical land—all while searching for a way back to his family and home. As Samir encounters kind souls, dangerous monsters, and untold mysteries, his cheerful nature and culinary talents help him leave a lasting impression on everyone he meets. But as he experiences the wonders of Vasundhara, he discovers that the journey itself may be as important as his destination"

Kyle lived a mundane life for all twenty years on this mundane planet. His life only made interesting by the sexual fantasies running through his head of being dominated by a woman. Yet those were dreams, or they were until he found one billion dollars randomly in his bank account. Things could surely go up from there right? Femdom: Yes Harem: Yes NTR: Yes Incest: Yes Brutal Segs: Yes A/N: Mc is pathetic and stupid cause I am kinda biased ngl. Don't expect him to be some braniac, he is a dumbass who thinks with his pants.

Living in the mountains of Hokkaido since childhood, Kamiru Haru has always struggled to find his place in his family. Surrounded by winter sports champions, he’s the one who, despite all his efforts, just can’t keep up. At the end of middle school, he decides to leave the snowy peaks and move to Naha, the capital of Okinawa, to live with his uncle. His goal: to escape his family’s shadow and finally focus on his studies, far from the pressures of mountain life. But life, as always, has other plans. As soon as he arrives, he’s forced to join his uncle’s water sports club—an activity he’s never tried in his life. None of his dreams of tranquility will come true, and he quickly finds himself caught up in a whirlwind of situations as absurd as they are unexpected. Between sunlit beaches, intense challenges, and explosive encounters, Haru will have to navigate his limits while facing countless hilarious and chaotic moments. A manga brimming with laughter, waves, and human warmth, where sports and life’s quirky adventures mix to create an unforgettable, endless summer!

"Vivant dans les montagnes d’Hokkaido depuis son enfance, Kamiru Haru a toujours eu du mal à se faire une place dans la famille. Entouré de champions des sports d’hiver, il est celui qui, malgré tous ses efforts, ne parvient pas à suivre. À la fin du collège, il décide de quitter les cimes enneigées pour s’installer à Naha, la capitale d’Okinawa, chez son oncle. Son objectif : fuir l’ombre de sa famille et enfin se concentrer sur ses études, loin de la pression de la montagne. Mais la vie, comme toujours, a d’autres projets. Dès son arrivée, il est contraint de rejoindre le club de sport nautique de son oncle, une activité qu’il n’a jamais pratiquée. Sauf qu’aucun de ses rêves de tranquillité ne se réalisera, et il se retrouvera embarqué dans une série de situations aussi délirantes que inattendues. Entre plages ensoleillées, défis sportifs et rencontres explosives, Haru devra naviguer entre ses propres limites et de nombreux moments rocambolesques… Un manga plein de rires, de vagues et de chaleur humaine, où le sport et les petites mésaventures de la vie sont les ingrédients d’un été éternel qui s'annonce inoubliable !"

this shit is mid fr read Tales of Soweiland dumbass

Her voice wavered, but she forced the words out, "I’m pregnant" The silence that followed seemed to stretch into eternity, his expression unreadable, but she held her ground, bracing for a response she hadn’t dared imagine. "What?!" He asked even though he had heard her the first time . "I am pregn.." "No , I don't mean that you repeat it , I heard you the first time , I mean , how comes ?!"  He asks the question that it's answer is so obvious. "What do you mean by, how comes?" She asked looking up at him with disbelief. "Sh*t!" He curses walking forth and back. "Vic , we can't have that baby , am still not settled , you know the situation between us , we are not clear yet!" He shamelessly said it. "Ha.. haha.. " Victoria forced a laugh that was obvious a sorrow laugh.  "We are unclear? Didn't you say you would divorce your wife for me?! So what's not clear between us? Hu?! Look ! There's no way we can not have this baby because we already have it, I am already pregnant you dumbass!!" She finds herself loosing it.

A story about a guy who is pretty much stays in the house all day. A story about a guy who is really boring. A story about a guy who is just a dumbass. Would you hear his stories? Would you laugh at his lame jokes?( Tf u mean No!) Gimme your hand and join us in a really boring journey.

My dumbass set the wrong genre, So I reuploaded.

Synopsis Aurora only finds out a day before her wedding that she was not even a member of the Carlos family. The family she has known all her life. But that didn't seem surprising, as she was always treated like she wasn't part of the family and yes, indeed, she wasn't. It would have been kind on the part of Carlos's family to let her in on their little secret from the beginning, but no. They only wanted to keep her in the family and continue squandering her late parent's fortune. killing her guardians when she was just two years and taking over to be Aurora's new guardians was a game changer for the Carlos family who now runs the fortune of The Benson's Empire. Now Aurora is Twenty Years and set to get married to Larry. Larry is a big shot, he's every woman's dream man, and Aurora's sisters Ava and Mia think Larry was a dumbass for choosing to marry Aurora who doesn't fit to even clean their shoes.  Yes, she doesn't, and that is because she does all the housework and got nothing for it.  While her two sisters go shopping for expensive dresses, she's either scrubbing floors or cooking for the whole family. What Aurora didn't understand is why she always accompanied Mr. and Mrs. Carlos to the bank at least three times a week and they made her sign some documents without explanation. That is the only time they carry her in their expensive car. "Is fine, you can wait in the car," she was often told after signing the papers. Now she's standing on the edge of a bridge contemplating suicide.  her heart was about to explode with grief, she can't believe Larry was having sex with her sister a day before their wedding. "I have to end it here. " The tears roll down her face as she stares at the calm water below her. "Hey! You can't die in my space!" She heard a voice behind her.  “Aw, you can go to that end and die there, that place you are standing is my space, I’m the one to die there,” Could it be that this voice is the voice of her Savior? Then why is it sounding like someone who wants to commit suicide the very day she wants to end it all? Join the discord to chat with the author and other readers. https://discord.gg/d3tgmnj2 https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091799326341 Instagram: Author_Beautyisrael

Do dreams really come true? Maya strongly believes this and heads to Tokyo, leaving the comfort of her home, to become an idol. She moves in with her childhood best friend, Shiho. In the past, their relationship had been rocky and she truly accepts that they had overcome all the obstacles and were destined to remain friends forever. Things are not what they seem. Not only is her relationship with Shiho becoming toxic, but a silver-eyed stranger is to blame. As much as she tries to avoid him, he seems to be at every turn watching her. What is it about him? As she pursues her dreams, she is caught up in the drama of Tokyo, which gives the feeling that it too could be holding a secret of its own.

In a world of magic and danger, Sailor Moon and Goku's love defies fate. Together, they battle evil, proving that love conquers all. With addictive conversations blending fantasy, eroticism, and horror, 'Moonlit Destiny' immerses readers in a thrilling tale of passion, danger, and unbreakable bonds. Send Power Stones and Gifts only if you enjoy the creation. Your review is hugely welcomed to this progressing writer.

Abel Vulcan lived his life on the bottom. Since he couldn’t use man and become an awakener he was treated like trash. He was either ignored or bullied by everyone. One day Abel couldn't take anymore of the abuse and stood up for himself. He fought back and actually won. His tormentors not willing to give him even a shred of decency started hurting him even more. It got so bad that he had to escape the orphanage where he lived in his whole life. With no where left to go he was forced to fend for himself. He eventually settled in humanities dumpster known as the "Wasteland" and started selling trash make enough money to eat. While scavenging he finds an ancient ring that changes his life forever. The ring awakens his potential and grants him the ability to wield mana. That’s not all the ring does though. After awakening, Abel starts to hear an annoying and obnoxious voice in his head who claims to be from a different universe. and apparently in its universe his entire reality is a Web novel. Abel obviously doesn’t trust this mysterious voice and starts to believe that he’s developed Schizophrenia. He tries his best to ignore the voice and just continue on with his life, but after continuous pestering from the voice he breaks and does what it wants. When he does though he finds himself becoming increasingly rich and powerful. The voice helps him experience things he’s only dreamed of. Watch as he interacts and affects this world and it’s main characters. Will he die a meaningless side character. Or will he create his own legend that surpasses the main story “Holy shit! Maybe I’m not Schizophrenic!” —————— (Authors Note!) I’m a dumbass when it comes to writing so go a little easy on me will ya. If you see any grammar mistakes or anything of that nature please point them out. The beginning is a little slow but I swear it starts to pick up If you got any suggestion’s or see any plot holes please tell me. That’s all from me! Thanks and enjoy!

Doctor, there seems to be something wrong with my mood.” “There is a clown in the West Side Circus, he can make everyone laugh, I think he can help you.” “But, doctor… I'm the clown.” “…” This is a fantasy world after the cataclysm, where countless underground cities left over from ancient times are buried under the misty land. There are traps, monsters, and different-dimensional spaces in the dungeon, as well as taboos of ancient gods and legends of countless treasures left over from the past. Calamity, steam, curse patterns, ancient relics, playing card sequences with extraordinary magic power. Remnants of the Old World, Relic Asylum, Poker Brothers, Coven, Fire Pirates, Walls of the World… In the shadowy corners of the world, a treasure hunter wearing a clown mask walks alone in the dark. He is Joker Ji Xun, the King of Disaster Cards!

After the Great Disaster, countries waged war on each other for resources. As the Light Tower Empire was about to lose the war, all 199 countries had been summoned to a parallel universe. In the Chaos Space, every country would have a representative, and these people were rewarded with the Creation Authority. They were tasked with creating their own worlds to battle with the Chaos Monsters and other countries’ representatives to gain an abundant amount of resources. The only limitation was the one-year time limit. Unfortunately, the martial artists were no match for the ancient cultivators of the Dragon Empire, and the formers were on the brink of being eliminated. As the representative of the Light Tower Empire, Grays decided to create a primitive forest instead. Everyone was dumbfounded by his decision. “What the heck is wrong with him? The world he created is literally weaker than the one we were in!” “You dumbass! Look at the Free Kingdom! Their representative is already a God-King now, and you’re here trying to create a primitive society?” However, as the war began, an Abyssal Dragon crawled out of the forest, and its roar even reached the stars in the sky.

Don't take this story seriously. I'm pulling this out of my butt hole.

I stood there frozen. My body forgot how to function. I silently sent a sincere apology to all those dumbass movie characters I bitched about, not knowing why they always stand there like a fucking invitation when the psychopath is still a good fifty metres away and the stupid targets are not having their asses on the run already. But now I know why. It's not because they don't want to try. It's because they know they're fucked no matter what. I always used to wonder about the logic behind this concept in every thriller movie. But today, I got the answer. As a good bye gift. My mind was battling over two thoughts. Should I lift my head up and take a quick glance at the infamous hybrid Alpha King's face and then die a horrible yet satisfactory death..... .....Or just control my dangerous curiosity and die in one strike. Much more peacefully. Chances of survival is possible in neither of the cases. Might as well drench the thirst of my curious mind and die with the privilege of doing something even the strongest alphas fear to do. Without thinking any further I quickly lifted my head and looked straight. A pair of sapphire coloured eyes looked straight through my Onyx ones. Shit! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trouble and Jennifer Stetson are inseparable. Join there journey of mystery.

Humanity has long lost the morality of the old world. Earth is now ruled by sin and evil. Who is gonna save us once and for all against the one great Evil? Follow the journey of discovering of what it truly means to be human, and find out the meaning of choice.

[Aren't you sick being a side character?] [Welcome to Grimmemoria, gather the stories, histories and memories of the world and rewrite your story]. Those were the words I read before beginning this game. King Arthur vs King Artoria. Sun Wukong vs Goku Fafnir vs Godzilla?! Stories are merely words, it's the reader who gives them meaning. Art by Moaxji, check outer her Twitter for the not compressed version of this cover. https://twitter.com/moxaji_ HEADS UP, THIS BOOK IS NOW CONTRACTED, SO THERE MIGHT BE ANOTHER VERSION POPPING UP. THAT WILL BE THE ONE GETTING UPDATES.

This story is about Goten and trunks becoming the new there world and becoming the new Goku and Vegeta as well as there the sons to Goku and Vegeta as well. so this story takes place after fifteen years laters were Goku and Vegeta are going to retire and let there sons to be the new heroes, which is ultimate heroes.

Jack was a lonely guy who had nothing to do in his spare time. He was suddenly greeted by a beatiful princess heavily wounded, confused as ever, he assumes it was a dream but when this princess drops to his arms, he knew it was no dream. The Princess was known as Shiroi Fuyuko. Who escaped barely from a recent attack from her homeland. She introduces herself as the princess of the white mountain, which he starts believing it was a dream again, but when magic occurs it was almost unbelievable but now with proof, l Jack was not dreaming. The Princess was so tired of fighting, and wish she could so something else rather than risk her life. Jackson, the dumbass though of a great idea! Just like a company ********, Jack thinked of the princess being an idol! Not knowning what it is, the princess rather agrees to this boy's suggestion. And so the Project Production Partnership.inc is born! And Shiroi Fuyuko as the first generation of P:P:P! ============= I have a paypal. Paypal.me/TionOfficial I have a patreon: Patreon.com/TionUwU

"p-please stop!.... d-don't do this!". pagmamakaawa ko sa lalaking pilit na ibinabangon ang mga kasamahan kong bagsak na at duguan upang tiyaking hindi na ito humihinga *he's crazy!!* "oh look at you miyuki! hirap na hirap kana... nakakaawa ka naman...(pout)". nasisiraan na talaga sya ng bait nagagawa nyang pagpalit palitin yung emosyon nya sa isang saglit lang. "panoorin mo kung papaano kong torturin ang mga walang malay na katawan ng pinakamalalapit mong tauhan miyuki! panoorin mo!". bakas ang galit sa boses nyang turan habang paulit ulot na minumurder ang mga walang may na katawan ng kasamahan ko. pag ako nakatayo dito dimo na masisilayan ang araw piste ka!! "i-i said... stop!!". pilit kong ibinangon ang sarili ko upang pigilan sya ngunit sadyang nanghihina na ang mga tuhod ko. "relax miyuki susunod kana HAHAHAHA hayaan mo muna ako! sinisiguro ko lang na wala ng humihinga sa mga toh pagkatapos ay ikaw naman(smirk)".kinilabutan ako sa ginawa nyang pag ngisi nayon nakakatakot sya. "you... dumbass! just fuck'n stop or i'll kill you bitch".pilit pinapalakas ang loob na turan ko habang dinidiinan ang mga salitang binibitiwan. oho... god! please hel me! i don't wanna die here please! please help me! he's crazy. "oh i'm scared!! huhuhuhu..... psh HAHAHAHA sa tingin mo matatakot ako sayo? stupid! naaalala mo paba yung ginawa mo sa mga tauhan ko dati? ganitong ganito yon".humila sya sa isa sa mga kasamahan kong nakahandusay at akala mo action star na pinag susuntok, pinagsisipa at tinuhod tuhod yon. "sinabi ng itigil mo yan abnormal kang bwiset ka!!" "AHAHAHAHA miyuki naman galit na galit? tsss.... alama mo ba yung bakit nangyayare toh? kasi nga... mga tanga kayo" nag init ang ulo ko ng sabihin nya yung salitang *tanga* sa lahat ng ayaw ko ay yung sinasabihan ako ng tanga. "bobo ka ba? nangyare toh dahil mga bakla kayo! kalalaki nyong tao patalikot kayo tumira! hilig nyong kumilos patalikod! mga bakla! mga bading na kaputa putahan!!" agad na nagbago ang emosyon nyang kanina ay nakangisi na parang abnormal na demonyo ngayon ay seryoso na at nanlilisik ang mga matang nakatingin sa akin. laking gulat ko ng bigla syang lumapit sa akin at tsaka ako sinabunutan. "ano sabi mo?" "bakit ko uulitin? bingi ka ba?!". " mayabang kang talaga!" "a-aahhhhhh" daing ko matapos tumilapon at sampalin nya ako ng pagkakalakas at pabatong ibinagsak sa sahig. "sa nakikita ko ay hindi parin nauubos ang yabang mo kaya naman pahihirapan muna kita bago tapusin (smirk)" nagtayuan ang mga balahibo ko sa mga sinabi nya, natatakot ako.... nanginginig..... kinikilabutan at higit sa lahat ay kinakahan!! a-ayoko pang mamatay!! what am i gonna do?? what am i gonna do?? what am i gonna do??...... "nararamdaman mona ba si kamatayan miyuki? AHAHAHAHAHAHA wag kang mag alala sisiguraduhin kong lasug lasug ang katawan mo sa oras na matagpuan ng pulisya para naman makita ko kung papaanong maghinagpis sa galit ang pinakamamahal mong kuya na si EITHAN ang ang mag asawang AZUMI" luminga linga ako para humanap ng pwedeng ipanlaban sa kaniya at ang bait parin sa akin ng diyos dahil may baril sa gilid ko.. kaya agad akong gumapang palapit sa baril na nasa gilit ko at nanginginig ang mga kamay na ikinasa yon at itinutok sa kanya. "w-wag kang l-lapit ipuoutok ko toh!!". banta ko ngunit ang bahagyang panlalaki ng mata nya sa gulat kanina ay napalitan ng nakakaloko at nakakatakot na ngisi tsaka mas bumilis ang pag lapit sa akin kaya wala akong magawa kung hindi iputok iyon sa ulo nya..... sa mismong ulo nya. kitang kita ko ang pagbagsak ng katawan nya sa harapan ko kaya nakahinga ako ng maluwag tsaka pilit na ikinilos ang katawan papunta sa kitse ko dahil ano mang oras ay darating ang mga pulis. pagkarating ko sa mansiyon ay agad akong sinalubong ng mga katulong at inalalayang makaupo sa sofa. "what the.... y-young l-lady!! young lady wake up". battler "call the ambulance now!".battler yun nalang ang huli kong narinig and everything went black.

"Eve Ambrose! I am breaking my engagement with you and I shall be marrying Diana Asteria! " Darian Alinac , the king of Edrutia Empire said to his political marriage partner . Not only was he cheating on his fiance , he also pointed out the misdeeds Eve committed against Diana . "Fine...I understand His majesty's wish." the dismayed Eve said as she went out of the banquet hall. However the next day Darian wakes up in the body of his ex-fiance. "Do you really think that this political marriage can be broken? Listen dumbass you will be stuck in this body until marriage between 'Eve Ambrose' and 'Darian Alinac' will be finalized for the sake of Astaseul Empire .' His ex-fiance said as she visited him in his own body . Why was Eve so bent on this political marriage ? And was she really Eve Ambrose ?

If you're thinking I'm gonna get a harem, a kingdom of my own, and/or get super OP, well, you're gonna be wrong, I'm just a golem serving my master, oops, forgot to tell ya my name, it's John Warkson, SO READ THE GODDAMN STORY TO FIGURE OUT MORE DUMBASS!!! (I don't own the image nor is it a totally accurate representation of my oc)