Goku Dumbasses

As acid rain corrodes the skyscrapers of New York City, Luna, a convenience store clerk in Kansas, finds herself a post-apocalyptic “savior” with the last 5,000 cans of beans in the state stacked in her underground warehouse. The sociopathic, blood-sick, cockroach-shy 24-year-old is forced to establish the rules of her new world with tin cans and expired candy: Want food? Trade secrets. But when marauders point guns at her glass door, a swarm of mutant voles gnaws at the shelves, and survivors begin to question “why the Savior is a dumbass who's never even been in love,” Luna finally raises the crowbar to her betrayer's throat: “Now, get down on your knees and call me God. ”

If you had the opportunity to be granted one wish, what would your wish be? All humans on Planet New Earth were given such an opportunity. A translucent screen appeared in front of every human promising to grant any wish to the humans of new earth. You want to be a god?- Granted You want to be a devil?- Granted You want to have powers like Gojo or Naruto or Sasuke or Saitama or Goku?- Granted You want to be the richest man on the planet?- Granted You want the world to end?- Granted You want... Wait, what?!!! Granted?!!! Any wish a human wished for was granted to them!! And then it happened, the apocalypse!!! And our average MC, Corey Junior Zane, due to circumstances wished for wisdom, not just ordinary wisdom though. Unlimited Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding. Would our MC be able to survive in such a dangerous world without having the ability to defend himself. Would he be able to survive in his school where the common enemies are Smileys? Read to find out! NOTE: There are some wishes that would not be granted like wishing everyone to die and some other things. Just read to find out more. You'll definitely enjoy it. *P.S: Cover Art was not made by me.* *ALSO, READ MY REVIEW BEFORE READING THE BOOK*

The Detective and the Clumsy: Who will uncover the truth? In this thrilling tale, the lines between detective and clumsy blur, leaving everyone guessing. "YOU DUMBASS! STOP THAT GUY!" "I-I'm so sorry! Ah, he already got away..." In a twist of fate, the shyest girl in high school crosses paths with the unluckiest man. One of them is a brilliant detective, and the other is a lovable klutz. But who is who? Is it him or her? Dive into a mystery where appearances deceive, and nothing is as it seems. Who do you think is the detective, and who is the clumsy one?

"I...Love you." "You're a black magician?" "Haven't you put the pieces together, you dumbass?" "YOU! You're the reason for my misfortunes!" "I'm sorry... I'm really sorry." What the hell is happening?! On the day Sienna received her inheritance, she was tragically hit by a truck and woke up inside the novel "The sun that melts the snowy mountain" in the body of Raina Atara Aillard, An important character's sister yet was never mentioned, the noblest lady yet disrespected. A story full of twist and turns, chaos, fun, and gloom.

A chance encounter with Goku at a small market in Satan City turns your life upside down. What starts as curiosity blossoms into forbidden feelings, challenging fate itself. With Bulma, Vegeta, and cosmic forces against you, can love defy destiny — or will duty prevail?

AU: Chi-Chi Dies of a Virus and told a Teenage Goku to enjoy life like before, Goku decides to ask Shenlong to Teleport him to a New World called Earthland! What kind of adventures awaits for him in this Magical World where his presence will change the course of History forever (GokuxHarem) Strong Team Natsu! Wizard Saint Goku DBZxFairyTailxMulti-Crossover

"Vivant dans les montagnes d’Hokkaido depuis son enfance, Kamiru Haru a toujours eu du mal à se faire une place dans la famille. Entouré de champions des sports d’hiver, il est celui qui, malgré tous ses efforts, ne parvient pas à suivre. À la fin du collège, il décide de quitter les cimes enneigées pour s’installer à Naha, la capitale d’Okinawa, chez son oncle. Son objectif : fuir l’ombre de sa famille et enfin se concentrer sur ses études, loin de la pression de la montagne. Mais la vie, comme toujours, a d’autres projets. Dès son arrivée, il est contraint de rejoindre le club de sport nautique de son oncle, une activité qu’il n’a jamais pratiquée. Sauf qu’aucun de ses rêves de tranquillité ne se réalisera, et il se retrouvera embarqué dans une série de situations aussi délirantes que inattendues. Entre plages ensoleillées, défis sportifs et rencontres explosives, Haru devra naviguer entre ses propres limites et de nombreux moments rocambolesques… Un manga plein de rires, de vagues et de chaleur humaine, où le sport et les petites mésaventures de la vie sont les ingrédients d’un été éternel qui s'annonce inoubliable !"

This is an original novel about the lives of the first philosophers up to the present day. The estimated number of chapters will be 200-300.

In a world of fairies and dragons, Luo Sen is a gambler, a chess piece in the game of greatness. The ten thousand races are at war with the human race for the heavenly panacea. Who will emerge victorious? Follow Luo Sen on his journey to reach the top and conquer everything - life and death are trivial to him, he is indestructible. Secret techniques, self-destruction? Child's play, there are thousands of these techniques in his arsenal; who needs Moses? With a casual move he can split the sea and shatter the heavens. Harem? Double cultivation? N-18 content? From weak to strong, dominator, villain, systems and cheat? Nonsense to him.

[ Author's note: l want to tell you that I'm doing my best. This is the first novel I've written, and I never thought it would be so noticed. Thank you very much to everyone who follows! ] This is the story of a reincarnated man with a broken system, which will make him invincible, envied, and a natural player! Of course, he will have to limit himself; otherwise, reality may not support him! However, this may be one of his smallest problems, because for an omnipotent being, there is no such thing as absurdity.

Yun Jin, the Limitless Blade. A prodigy swordsman and the direct disciple of the Sword Saint. Born in an era of peace, his unmatched skill leaves him too strong for others, yet too weak to surpass his master. His destiny seemed sealed the day the Blood Age ended. Until glowing text appeared before him: [Do you want a challenge?] An invitation to the Central Multiverse—where unimaginable encounters await! This is the tale of a Wuxia blade master, thrust into the infinite expanse of the multiverse! --- What to Expect -Strong to OP -VERY, VERY Competent MC, but battle-hungry (like Goku, but smarter). -Hype battles and strategy. -Focus on mastery and skill progression, not numbers—every level counts! (Stats are just info dumps anyway, so why bother?) -Pet: CELESTIAL SOLARIS BEE and DARK VOID COSMIC PREDATOR ORCA.

Kyle lived a mundane life for all twenty years on this mundane planet. His life only made interesting by the sexual fantasies running through his head of being dominated by a woman. Yet those were dreams, or they were until he found one billion dollars randomly in his bank account. Things could surely go up from there right? Femdom: Yes Harem: Yes NTR: Yes Incest: Yes Brutal Segs: Yes A/N: Mc is pathetic and stupid cause I am kinda biased ngl. Don't expect him to be some braniac, he is a dumbass who thinks with his pants.

this shit is mid fr read Tales of Soweiland dumbass

Living in the mountains of Hokkaido since childhood, Kamiru Haru has always struggled to find his place in his family. Surrounded by winter sports champions, he’s the one who, despite all his efforts, just can’t keep up. At the end of middle school, he decides to leave the snowy peaks and move to Naha, the capital of Okinawa, to live with his uncle. His goal: to escape his family’s shadow and finally focus on his studies, far from the pressures of mountain life. But life, as always, has other plans. As soon as he arrives, he’s forced to join his uncle’s water sports club—an activity he’s never tried in his life. None of his dreams of tranquility will come true, and he quickly finds himself caught up in a whirlwind of situations as absurd as they are unexpected. Between sunlit beaches, intense challenges, and explosive encounters, Haru will have to navigate his limits while facing countless hilarious and chaotic moments. A manga brimming with laughter, waves, and human warmth, where sports and life’s quirky adventures mix to create an unforgettable, endless summer!

A story about a guy who is pretty much stays in the house all day. A story about a guy who is really boring. A story about a guy who is just a dumbass. Would you hear his stories? Would you laugh at his lame jokes?( Tf u mean No!) Gimme your hand and join us in a really boring journey.

My dumbass set the wrong genre, So I reuploaded.

Synopsis Aurora only finds out a day before her wedding that she was not even a member of the Carlos family. The family she has known all her life. But that didn't seem surprising, as she was always treated like she wasn't part of the family and yes, indeed, she wasn't. It would have been kind on the part of Carlos's family to let her in on their little secret from the beginning, but no. They only wanted to keep her in the family and continue squandering her late parent's fortune. killing her guardians when she was just two years and taking over to be Aurora's new guardians was a game changer for the Carlos family who now runs the fortune of The Benson's Empire. Now Aurora is Twenty Years and set to get married to Larry. Larry is a big shot, he's every woman's dream man, and Aurora's sisters Ava and Mia think Larry was a dumbass for choosing to marry Aurora who doesn't fit to even clean their shoes.  Yes, she doesn't, and that is because she does all the housework and got nothing for it.  While her two sisters go shopping for expensive dresses, she's either scrubbing floors or cooking for the whole family. What Aurora didn't understand is why she always accompanied Mr. and Mrs. Carlos to the bank at least three times a week and they made her sign some documents without explanation. That is the only time they carry her in their expensive car. "Is fine, you can wait in the car," she was often told after signing the papers. Now she's standing on the edge of a bridge contemplating suicide.  her heart was about to explode with grief, she can't believe Larry was having sex with her sister a day before their wedding. "I have to end it here. " The tears roll down her face as she stares at the calm water below her. "Hey! You can't die in my space!" She heard a voice behind her.  “Aw, you can go to that end and die there, that place you are standing is my space, I’m the one to die there,” Could it be that this voice is the voice of her Savior? Then why is it sounding like someone who wants to commit suicide the very day she wants to end it all? Join the discord to chat with the author and other readers. https://discord.gg/d3tgmnj2 https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091799326341 Instagram: Author_Beautyisrael

Do dreams really come true? Maya strongly believes this and heads to Tokyo, leaving the comfort of her home, to become an idol. She moves in with her childhood best friend, Shiho. In the past, their relationship had been rocky and she truly accepts that they had overcome all the obstacles and were destined to remain friends forever. Things are not what they seem. Not only is her relationship with Shiho becoming toxic, but a silver-eyed stranger is to blame. As much as she tries to avoid him, he seems to be at every turn watching her. What is it about him? As she pursues her dreams, she is caught up in the drama of Tokyo, which gives the feeling that it too could be holding a secret of its own.

In a world of magic and danger, Sailor Moon and Goku's love defies fate. Together, they battle evil, proving that love conquers all. With addictive conversations blending fantasy, eroticism, and horror, 'Moonlit Destiny' immerses readers in a thrilling tale of passion, danger, and unbreakable bonds. Send Power Stones and Gifts only if you enjoy the creation. Your review is hugely welcomed to this progressing writer.

Abel Vulcan lived his life on the bottom. Since he couldn’t use man and become an awakener he was treated like trash. He was either ignored or bullied by everyone. One day Abel couldn't take anymore of the abuse and stood up for himself. He fought back and actually won. His tormentors not willing to give him even a shred of decency started hurting him even more. It got so bad that he had to escape the orphanage where he lived in his whole life. With no where left to go he was forced to fend for himself. He eventually settled in humanities dumpster known as the "Wasteland" and started selling trash make enough money to eat. While scavenging he finds an ancient ring that changes his life forever. The ring awakens his potential and grants him the ability to wield mana. That’s not all the ring does though. After awakening, Abel starts to hear an annoying and obnoxious voice in his head who claims to be from a different universe. and apparently in its universe his entire reality is a Web novel. Abel obviously doesn’t trust this mysterious voice and starts to believe that he’s developed Schizophrenia. He tries his best to ignore the voice and just continue on with his life, but after continuous pestering from the voice he breaks and does what it wants. When he does though he finds himself becoming increasingly rich and powerful. The voice helps him experience things he’s only dreamed of. Watch as he interacts and affects this world and it’s main characters. Will he die a meaningless side character. Or will he create his own legend that surpasses the main story “Holy shit! Maybe I’m not Schizophrenic!” —————— (Authors Note!) I’m a dumbass when it comes to writing so go a little easy on me will ya. If you see any grammar mistakes or anything of that nature please point them out. The beginning is a little slow but I swear it starts to pick up If you got any suggestion’s or see any plot holes please tell me. That’s all from me! Thanks and enjoy!

Doctor, there seems to be something wrong with my mood.” “There is a clown in the West Side Circus, he can make everyone laugh, I think he can help you.” “But, doctor… I'm the clown.” “…” This is a fantasy world after the cataclysm, where countless underground cities left over from ancient times are buried under the misty land. There are traps, monsters, and different-dimensional spaces in the dungeon, as well as taboos of ancient gods and legends of countless treasures left over from the past. Calamity, steam, curse patterns, ancient relics, playing card sequences with extraordinary magic power. Remnants of the Old World, Relic Asylum, Poker Brothers, Coven, Fire Pirates, Walls of the World… In the shadowy corners of the world, a treasure hunter wearing a clown mask walks alone in the dark. He is Joker Ji Xun, the King of Disaster Cards!

Don't take this story seriously. I'm pulling this out of my butt hole.

I stood there frozen. My body forgot how to function. I silently sent a sincere apology to all those dumbass movie characters I bitched about, not knowing why they always stand there like a fucking invitation when the psychopath is still a good fifty metres away and the stupid targets are not having their asses on the run already. But now I know why. It's not because they don't want to try. It's because they know they're fucked no matter what. I always used to wonder about the logic behind this concept in every thriller movie. But today, I got the answer. As a good bye gift. My mind was battling over two thoughts. Should I lift my head up and take a quick glance at the infamous hybrid Alpha King's face and then die a horrible yet satisfactory death..... .....Or just control my dangerous curiosity and die in one strike. Much more peacefully. Chances of survival is possible in neither of the cases. Might as well drench the thirst of my curious mind and die with the privilege of doing something even the strongest alphas fear to do. Without thinking any further I quickly lifted my head and looked straight. A pair of sapphire coloured eyes looked straight through my Onyx ones. Shit! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trouble and Jennifer Stetson are inseparable. Join there journey of mystery.