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Welcome, reader, to the world of Xian Li! In a world obsessed with innate talent and effortless cultivation, Xian Li stands as a refreshing exception. He's not your typical chosen one, destined for greatness from birth. No, Xian Li is the underdog, the "talentless" youth who discovers a hidden path to power – the ancient and forgotten art of Titan Cultivation. His journey is not one of effortless ascension; it’s a grueling path paved with intense training, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs. Think of it as a fantastical, action-packed underdog story with a dash of romance and a whole lot of humor. He's not just a cultivator; he's a master of self-deprecation, always ready with a witty quip or a humorous internal monologue, making him incredibly relatable, even as he battles powerful enemies and navigates complex sect politics. You'll root for him as he rises from obscurity, facing challenges that would break lesser individuals. This isn't just a story about cultivation; it's a journey of self-discovery, resilience, and finding strength where you least expect it. Get ready to meet Mei, the cold but noble cultivator, and Lin, the kind and supportive friend, two contrasting female characters who add depth and complexity to Xian Li's journey. You'll witness his blossoming relationships, the trials he overcomes, the friendships he forges, and the enemies he conquers. We'll delve into a world brimming with ancient secrets, treacherous quests, and a thrilling war against demonic cultivators. Throughout it all, Xian Li's spirit remains unbroken, fueled by his determination and the unwavering support of those around him. So grab your popcorn, buckle up, and prepare for an epic adventure filled with laughter, action, and a whole lot of heart. The world of Xian Li awaits!

**In a world on the brink of ecological collapse, where ancient prophecies whisper of impending doom, Jake, a young man burdened with the weight of a forgotten lineage, must confront his destiny as the last Oracle.** Jake, a sarcastic, wisecracking herbalist with a penchant for witty insults, lives a relatively carefree life, his knowledge of the natural world a solace in a time of growing despair. But when a devastating drought grips the land, and whispers of an ancient prophecy – one that foretells the end of the world as they know it – begin to circulate, Jake's life is irrevocably altered. Haunted by visions of a dying Earth and guided by cryptic messages from the spirit world, Jake discovers he possesses a forgotten power: the ability to commune with the Earth itself. As the drought intensifies and societal order begins to crumble, Jake must embark on a perilous journey to find the source of the impending cataclysm. During his journey, he meets Razar, a brilliant but disillusioned scientist, and Axon, his loyal and resourceful best friend, the voice of reason amidst Jake's sarcastic quips. In an attempt to help Jake understand and control his burgeoning powers, Razar accidentally injects him with an experimental serum. This serum unexpectedly imbues Jake with a unique system, transforming his understanding of his abilities into a game-like interface. Jake now receives quests, gains experience points, and unlocks new abilities as he masters his powers. However, the system is a secret, a dangerous secret that must be kept hidden from the world, including his closest allies. As Jake grapples with his newfound power, the system, and his place in the world, he begins to question his own morality. The system, while granting him incredible abilities, also fuels his inner turmoil. He struggles to control its influence, battling internal demons as he navigates a world on the brink of collapse. Facing not only the impending ecological disaster and the machinations of Mordros, a powerful sorcerer who seeks to exploit the chaos, but also the potential dangers of the system itself, Jake must confront his own inner darkness. With the help of Razar and Axon, and guided by the cryptic messages of the Earth, Jake must decide whether to embrace his destiny as the last Oracle and save the world, all while keeping the existence of the system a secret, ensuring that its power does not corrupt him, and ultimately, finding redemption within himself. !

When Heaven and Hell's energies begin to deplete, they turn Earth into their backup plan—transforming it into a deadly game show divided into thousands of sectors, each managed by demons and angels. Humans are granted abilities and forced to participate in survival games, unknowingly serving as entertainment while their population is culled to make room for their supernatural overlords. Enter Jin Park, a broke college student whose "useless" power to see people's information (names, stats, and abilities) seems like a death sentence in this new world. But beneath his nervous quips and self-deprecating humor lies an undiscovered talent: he can copy others' abilities by meeting specific conditions and even merge them into unique combinations—though the results aren't always what he expects. As Jin stumbles through increasingly dangerous games, making unlikely allies and discovering the dark truth behind Heaven and Hell's grand scheme, he must decide: will he use his growing powers to simply survive, or will he fight to reclaim Earth from its divine and demonic puppet masters?

I took inspiration from literally a fanfic name similar to this but didn’t really like how they did it and wanted to write something I think is alright P.S I’m sorry for the cliche beginning I’m new and don’t feel like putting any thought into the reason he’s OP but I’ll try.P.S again don’t own any character in lookism or weak hero all belong to their respective authors.Another P.s can’t add to fanfiction for some reason

This novel isn't dropped I am just taking a break, I'll be back I promise. ★ Special thanks to author 'Nyxio' This is a reboot of an existing novel by author "Nyxio", Orignal Name :- (Immortal Spiderman : Multiverse Traveller) I am rewriting/rebooting this story with a different origin with the original authors permission so I hope you all like it. ★ Synopsis :- 'Peter' a young genius prodigy gets a chance to reincarnate as 'Peter Parker' in the AU of Earth - 199999 (MCU) before events of MCU takes place. Let us see how Peter uses his powers and abilities to change the world while adjusting to this new yet familiar world and what the future ahead holds for him. (The world is based on MCU x Amazing Spiderman + Spiderman Trilogy and other 'SpiderVerse' movie characters, I have planned ahead for the development and I will not drop this novel until I am done) I am a newbie writer/author and this is my first novel and English isn't my first or native language but I will try my best, If you find errors please do correct me in the para comments so I can improve, I was hooked to the novel so I thought of recreating it upto my own taste, you can also check the previous one because it will be majorly based on the previous till the story further ahead develops, Thankyou,Peace ! (The Characters or The Cover Image in the story doesn't belong to me, all the credit goes to their respective Creators/Owners) (Note :- No fixed schedules but I will post at regular intervals, will notify in case of future changes)

While Peter Parker is still Spider-Man, Trevor Kennedy got bitten by a radioactive spider. The bite gave him the same abilities as him. Becoming another Spider-Man seems to be the best thing. However, in this twisted world, he faced many challenges of enemies, monsters, traitors and decisions.

Atlas was just a seemingly regular 22-year-old college student with occasionally wacky dreams. In a twist of cosmic "bullsh*t," the remnants of a powerful Void-Scar, and the fiddling of an Entity with too much free time, he gets thrust into the Alpha world of Sellene. Now reincarnated as a [SPOILER] [REDACTED], one of the mysterious Arkien species, Atlas must navigate a life filled with loyalty and betrayal, swords and spears, and divine interests. As he unravels the truth behind his strange new world, his [Void Corruption] and The Legendary 'Great Path,' he faces even greater mysteries: "What truly brought about the fall of Velathra? Why do these three lil' bandits keep following me?!" What lie in the shadows that speak at night? How will the gods react to the [VOID]? And what is his role in the unfolding chaos? Follow Atlas on his journey through a world where ancient beings play with fate, where kingdoms rise and fall, and where comedy meets danger in equal measure. As he builds alliances, uncovers hidden secrets, and discovers his destiny while bringing others with him, one thing is certain—this adventure will change him, and the world, forever, unless he changes them first, that is. [Erro#$*&!((!)@)#$$#@!@%^$#] [Part of this synopsis seems to be redacted. Your authority is insufficient to observe aspects of this data. Please overcome the System in a war of words to be approved for increased authority.] ----- Hello, this is my attempt at writing a story that has haunted my dreams for ages. It’s set in a vibrant fantasy world full of gods, magic, beasts, and monsters, and a bit of humor. Expect kingdom and faction-building elements to pop up pretty quick, along with twists you won’t see coming. While I haven’t yet decided on romance, this story will never have harem. Ever. Thank you for taking the time to read this and my story, it means the world to me. If you like it enough, consider adding it to your library/collections and leaving a review or commenting your favorite quips. Now, come brothers and sisters, let us sally forth into the great unknown, leg to leg! "Eh? Why do you only have two?" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Below is a character art of a (hopefully soon) fan-favorite character, at least I am one of their fans. The image is considered their armored form, but the main purpose of my sharing it is because the BODY-FORM is what Atlas and the other two characters after chapter 4 look like. Take a look: https://ibb.co/qdCP2nc

She was the evildoer that her mother gave birth to after three years of pregnancy. Her birth was accompanied by supernatural phenomena. All the beasts roared, and all the immortals blessed her. She was also the genius whom the masses were expecting! She was cute, cool, and coquettish. She was the little brat who dared to harass the Supreme Immortal. She couldn't practice alchemy? No problem. She had an elder brother who was talented in alchemy! She didn't know how to refine weapons? Well, she had a second brother who was a genius in refining weapons. Someone dared to bully her? Her aggressive father, gentle mother, and two silly brothers would together beat up that person! A certain brat quipped, "Hey hunk, you look so handsome! When I grow up, I must marry you!" Upon hearing this, a certain immortal was speechless. Again, a certain brat announced, "It's difficult to walk through the void and emerge from the sky? Come on, Father, Mother, Eldest brother, and Second brother. Let's break the void and have fun together!"

COMPLETED Luna Yang, a 35-year-old spinster, must deal with people's prejudice against her single status at her age in a society with certain marriage standards. Her life has been further complicated by the fact that all of her sisters have settled. Her neighbors and family members mock her with snide remarks and quips. There is, however, nothing in this world that lasts forever. Joys and sorrows always follow one another into people's lives, much like days and nights. Her destiny changes when she has a elder visitor with proposal of arranged marriage to her grandson. Luna is hesitant to accept the proposal, initially, suspicious of groom's look and personality. Later she agrees to the old lady considering her family. To wonder, the grandson of the old lady turns out to be Danish Li, the stunningly handsome and dashing CEO of a large corporation known for his cold demeanor. Luna felt blessed. Does her destiny gives her what she desires? Will Luna's life transform from that of an ugly spinster to that of Cinderella, or will she fall into the trap? I own the cover. Please check out my new exclusive book : Trapped in the Werewolf's World

After a lifetime of failed job interviews and a penchant for embarrassing stutters, he finally catches a break when he's reincarnated into a new world. There's just one little hiccup: he's now sharing his undead body with a cantankerous ghoul, and the ghoul's vocabulary is, well, rather limited—it's all about poop. Armed with a wealth of knowledge from his past life, Alex is ready to conquer this new world. There's just one problem—his new body lacks any skills, status, or coordination. Imagine a zombie trying to tap dance, and you'll have an idea of the hilarious situations that ensue. And that's not all! Meet the "Glowing System," his not-so-helpful assistant in this crazy cosmic comedy. The Glowing System has a knack for sarcastic commentary and can't resist poking fun at Alex's misadventures. Whether he's stumbling over words or trying to negotiate with his ghoul companion (who can only communicate in phrases involving "poop"), the Glowing System is always there with a quip. Join Alex on a rib-tickling journey of self-discovery as he navigates his undead existence, attempts to regain control of his body from the potty-mouthed ghoul, and tries not to scare away potential friends with his unorthodox communication skills. Can he overcome the ultimate challenge—his own rotting body—and finally find success in this quirky afterlife?

THIS IS THE STORY OF SPIDER MAN BUT NOT THE STORY OF PETER PARKER. THE STORY REVOLVES AROUND A YOUNG MAN NAMED STEVE. HE IS 17 YEARS OLD.

Hello, This novel is a fanfic about spiderman in a new earth as a seemingly normal person. This person is a reincarnated but grew up normally not thinking anything of his life thinking it was just going to be like his other one. He finds out that Stark is a real company in this world but thinks nothing of it since there are a few companies with different names then he remembers them. That's until he gets bitten. Find out by reading this novel. Feel free to comment I will reply.

Después de la muerte del tío Ben, el mundo de Peter Parker se derrumbó. La tía May lo culpó de su muerte y años después siguió haciéndolo. Peter no solo tiene que ocuparse de la escuela, el trabajo y ser Spider-man, sino que ahora comenzó a trabajar en la Torre Stark como pasante. ¿Puede Peter equilibrar todo el odio, la intimidación y el abuso que llegan a su vida, o dejará de intentarlo? Tal vez, solo tal vez, alguien pueda entrar en su vida y finalmente traer la positividad que necesita merece. ¡Lea para averiguarlo! ////////////////////////////////////// Esta historia no es mía, solo la traduzco. Su autor es @Breezabane en Wattpad

I get reincarnated in the MCU world as a Spiderman. this time Peter won't lose anything because I am Peter Parker And I don't have a habit of losing. so follow my adventure as I become the ultimate Spiderman or more. this is my first story so please support me with suggestions and ideas. English is not my first language so grammar can we or I say it must be wrong.

Eddie brock and Pennie Parker are high school students and are classmates until the day of their destiny arrives. One Exposed to a radiation of a 1000x dead Spiders and one helped by an Alien creature who travelled through planets to destroy the Spider-verse after an alternate version of Venom was killed by Spiderman.

Kisah Juna Gavindra Wirawan dan David Adhitama yang menikah lantaran kepergok tidur bersama saat liburan yang diwarnai komedi dan kekonyolan mereka hingga akhirnya mencapai ending yang memuaskan. Ditambah dengan si kecil yang akan melengkapi kehidupan mereka. "Kak ini kita kawin beneran?" "Gak suka kok ada anak?" "Bapak kamu spiderman ya?" Warning : Ini cerita BxB. Ada unsur Mpregnya.

Kinoya an ordinary research fellow, was bitten by a genetically modified spider. Did he become next SPIDERMAN? Of course, NO. He died just to become an object of research himself. Being a fascinating subject, he was researched extensively and he had died again but not until he killed them all. He got a loving family on the next time he woke up. A Gift? Of course No. His family was devastated in front of very eyes and he was sold as Sex SLAVE. What should he do? Of course, Kill them all. And then [Ceremony successful… Tribute accepted… Connecting the soul...] [Connecting to the world… Activating the system… Error... Modifying… Connecting to the system… Error...] [THE BROKEN SYSTEM activated.] He had no intention but the destiny had chosen him. Willing or not he was led to the path of KING armed with a broken system. BUT ascendancy and demise are the two side of the same coin... *************** Schedule: 7 chaps/Week (Extra on weekends) Found something good, comment. Not up to the mark, comment, please. If you love it rate it. Last but least, donate if you take pity to this little soul. https://www.p@ypal.me/areeedan Up to seven advance chapter at https://www.p@treon.com/spunk_image

Raye Daschnel is an earthlings that got reincarnated into another world. It sounds typical. Isn't it? Like most of the isekai-themed light novel, MC strive to be a mob character that's not significant in this world. But it's on public only. Since kids, he's always wanted to become someone who's fighting for people and an ally of justice with double identity. Zorro, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, it's those kind of hero. This is the story of his daily life in another world while he put up acts and improvisation in public as MOB CHARACTER while saving the world behind another identity. Or so he thought. Without his knowing, it seems like a lot of people actually know about his real identity and power? This is the story of how he strive to be a Mysterious Man in Black whose powerful enough to save the world while a lot of people know, who he is... Post note : Update (1 chapter) in 24 hours or so, except friday. Because AL didn't have work in friday, Al can focus more on the novel and could finish like 1 to 3 chapter, which also has more pages on it. Ehehe...

James is a big fan of spiderman. He was a student with no relatives and works hard in his studies but a terrible incident happened. While walking in the street, a thief blocked him and killed him because he have no money to give. After his death, God has given him three wishes and that includes where the world will he travel. He chooses to reincarnate as Peter Parker. Will he change the original events? Or stick on that? Watch out!!!

It is what it says on the tin. A sarcastic novel.

The eminent Jincheng Jiang Family adopted two sisters, the younger sister Jiang Fanyue was sensible and gracious, talented and beautiful, while the elder sister Jiang Zhe was ignorant, unaccomplished in anything. When their destitute biological family came knocking, the Jiang Family couldn't wait to pack Jiang Zhe off and keep Jiang Fanyue; the family wealth, reputation, the status of being the heiress, the fiancé—all henceforth had nothing to do with Jiang Zhe. . Jiang Zhe stepped into her own family's home, her eyes full of skepticism. Could the precious Tang Dynasty painting on the wall be authentic? Were the bowls used for serving vegetables and soup made from the unique material of gilded cloisonné? What happened to the so-called impoverished family? What, there's also a top-tier fiancé from a leading Beijing family? Can she call off the engagement? . The magnate cornered her against the wall, pulling her into his embrace, "What do you think, Madam?" "I'm so poor in studies I fail everything, I don't deserve to join an affluent family." The magnate pulled out her perfect-score college entrance exam paper. "I'm good for nothing, incapable of everything." The magnate lifted the veil off her identities as a Divine Doctor, designer, hacker, composer... and so on. He tenderly quipped, "I'll work hard, to prove myself worthy of you, Madam." 【Since my childhood, I have been without desires or demands, but the moment I laid eyes on you, for that brief second, I prayed to the gods and Buddhas—I yearned for you—Qin Jingchen.】

Un dia navegando por internet, Ethan encontro un Link a una pagina de un juego fan de Marvel, siendo convencido por las cinematicas y el diseño, decide adentrarse a este juego con la dificultad 'Harcorde'. Solo una vida, sin ventajas y los enemigos eran X2 veces mas fuertes... Quien diria que el y muchos mas quedarian encerrados en este juego.

Un mec se réincarné dans MHA avec les pouvoirs de SPIDERMAN

Synopsis: I do not own the cover nor I own any marvel characters except OCs. Reborn as the elder cousin of our favourite friendly neighbourhood hero, Alex Parker is bound to have an interesting life. So let’s witness his life as he balances great powers with great res.... AHEM l will let you find out yourself.

que pasaría si un fanático de los diferentes spiderman reencarna en un bebé con conciencia desde el principio con un poderoso sistema: el sistema spiderman, generos; historia, brutal, omniversal, harem, r18, smut, romance, ganancias, algunas cosas tendrán que esperar por su infancia hasta cierto crecimiento de edad claro que tal vez me tarde y las modifique pero me asegurerare de crear lo mejor de lo mejor no planeo cobrar ni nada de eso todos los derechos a sus respectivos creadores