Spiderman Quips

Poor Lucy Wood never foresaw things getting this dire. She was borne by a slave woman who died after giving birth to her and treated as a slave by her step mother and sister. Shunned and rejected by Alpha Thorne-her fated mate-she is all but shattered in her lonely misery. Yet, the fates can be hilariously sadistic. Not even six months into her abandonment, Lucy finds herself in the custody of the most feared Lycan King, Tristan Landon. Fearsome, with a reputation to make even the bravest cower, Tristan rules with an iron fist, his law extending over the whole realm of the werewolves. Still, beneath the commanding and intimidating exterior, Lucy feels that there must be something far more complicated about Tristan-some dangerous allure, perhaps even a spark of something more than dominance. Thrown into the world of royal politics, ancient bloodlines, and dangerous plots, Lucy's life does another flip when Tristan declares her his future Luna. His impulsive move rattles the very core of the kingdom, further enraging Zara-a cunning she-wolf who laid claim to the position of Luna. Jealousy knows no bounds, and with Lucy's former mate, Alpha Thorne, they become a force to be reckoned with. They both join in an attempt to destroy everything she has ever loved. While trying to learn the ropes of her new position, Lucy learns some shocking truths about her lineage: deep inside her lies a power unlike any other-the power of the Lamia pack, a lineage of Alphas forgotten by time, whose powers can alter the very fate of all werewolf packs. But as Spiderman knows, with great power comes great danger, and soon Lucy's strength will be both blessing and curse. Smitten by his growing feelings for Lucy and his need to control the powerful forces surrounding him, Tristan must ultimately decide if their bond is worth the risk of his kingdom. But when Alpha Thorne kidnaps Lucy's child, an ancient prophecy is illuminated-one that speaks of a great reckoning, one where the future of the packs hangs in the balance of Lucy's talents. Amongst betrayals lurking at every turn and old and new enemies threatening her at every pass, Lucy must make her way through a maze of deceit, love, and power. Now, will she be able to find her trust in Tristan and become the Luna their world needs, or will the darkness within tear them apart for good? This is a thrilling tale of love, power, and betrayal. Lucy must rise above the shadows to claim her own fate before it is too late.

When Heaven and Hell's energies begin to deplete, they turn Earth into their backup plan—transforming it into a deadly game show divided into thousands of sectors, each managed by demons and angels. Humans are granted abilities and forced to participate in survival games, unknowingly serving as entertainment while their population is culled to make room for their supernatural overlords. Enter Jin Park, a broke college student whose "useless" power to see people's information (names, stats, and abilities) seems like a death sentence in this new world. But beneath his nervous quips and self-deprecating humor lies an undiscovered talent: he can copy others' abilities by meeting specific conditions and even merge them into unique combinations—though the results aren't always what he expects. As Jin stumbles through increasingly dangerous games, making unlikely allies and discovering the dark truth behind Heaven and Hell's grand scheme, he must decide: will he use his growing powers to simply survive, or will he fight to reclaim Earth from its divine and demonic puppet masters?

I took inspiration from literally a fanfic name similar to this but didn’t really like how they did it and wanted to write something I think is alright P.S I’m sorry for the cliche beginning I’m new and don’t feel like putting any thought into the reason he’s OP but I’ll try.P.S again don’t own any character in lookism or weak hero all belong to their respective authors.Another P.s can’t add to fanfiction for some reason

This novel isn't dropped I am just taking a break, I'll be back I promise. ★ Special thanks to author 'Nyxio' This is a reboot of an existing novel by author "Nyxio", Orignal Name :- (Immortal Spiderman : Multiverse Traveller) I am rewriting/rebooting this story with a different origin with the original authors permission so I hope you all like it. ★ Synopsis :- 'Peter' a young genius prodigy gets a chance to reincarnate as 'Peter Parker' in the AU of Earth - 199999 (MCU) before events of MCU takes place. Let us see how Peter uses his powers and abilities to change the world while adjusting to this new yet familiar world and what the future ahead holds for him. (The world is based on MCU x Amazing Spiderman + Spiderman Trilogy and other 'SpiderVerse' movie characters, I have planned ahead for the development and I will not drop this novel until I am done) I am a newbie writer/author and this is my first novel and English isn't my first or native language but I will try my best, If you find errors please do correct me in the para comments so I can improve, I was hooked to the novel so I thought of recreating it upto my own taste, you can also check the previous one because it will be majorly based on the previous till the story further ahead develops, Thankyou,Peace ! (The Characters or The Cover Image in the story doesn't belong to me, all the credit goes to their respective Creators/Owners) (Note :- No fixed schedules but I will post at regular intervals, will notify in case of future changes)

Atlas was just a seemingly regular 22-year-old college student with occasionally wacky dreams. In a twist of cosmic "bullsh*t," the remnants of a powerful Void-Scar, and the fiddling of an Entity with too much free time, he gets thrust into the Alpha world of Sellene. Now reincarnated as a [SPOILER] [REDACTED], one of the mysterious Arkien species, Atlas must navigate a life filled with loyalty and betrayal, swords and spears, and divine interests. As he unravels the truth behind his strange new world, his [Void Corruption] and The Legendary 'Great Path,' he faces even greater mysteries: "What truly brought about the fall of Velathra? Why do these three lil' bandits keep following me?!" What lie in the shadows that speak at night? How will the gods react to the [VOID]? And what is his role in the unfolding chaos? Follow Atlas on his journey through a world where ancient beings play with fate, where kingdoms rise and fall, and where comedy meets danger in equal measure. As he builds alliances, uncovers hidden secrets, and discovers his destiny while bringing others with him, one thing is certain—this adventure will change him, and the world, forever, unless he changes them first, that is. [Erro#$*&!((!)@)#$$#@!@%^$#] [Part of this synopsis seems to be redacted. Your authority is insufficient to observe aspects of this data. Please overcome the System in a war of words to be approved for increased authority.] ----- Hello, this is my attempt at writing a story that has haunted my dreams for ages. It’s set in a vibrant fantasy world full of gods, magic, beasts, and monsters, and a bit of humor. Expect kingdom and faction-building elements to pop up pretty quick, along with twists you won’t see coming. While I haven’t yet decided on romance, this story will never have harem. Ever. Thank you for taking the time to read this and my story, it means the world to me. If you like it enough, consider adding it to your library/collections and leaving a review or commenting your favorite quips. Now, come brothers and sisters, let us sally forth into the great unknown, leg to leg! "Eh? Why do you only have two?" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Below is a character art of a (hopefully soon) fan-favorite character, at least I am one of their fans. The image is considered their armored form, but the main purpose of my sharing it is because the BODY-FORM is what Atlas and the other two characters after chapter 4 look like. Take a look: https://ibb.co/qdCP2nc

COMPLETED Luna Yang, a 35-year-old spinster, must deal with people's prejudice against her single status at her age in a society with certain marriage standards. Her life has been further complicated by the fact that all of her sisters have settled. Her neighbors and family members mock her with snide remarks and quips. There is, however, nothing in this world that lasts forever. Joys and sorrows always follow one another into people's lives, much like days and nights. Her destiny changes when she has a elder visitor with proposal of arranged marriage to her grandson. Luna is hesitant to accept the proposal, initially, suspicious of groom's look and personality. Later she agrees to the old lady considering her family. To wonder, the grandson of the old lady turns out to be Danish Li, the stunningly handsome and dashing CEO of a large corporation known for his cold demeanor. Luna felt blessed. Does her destiny gives her what she desires? Will Luna's life transform from that of an ugly spinster to that of Cinderella, or will she fall into the trap? I own the cover. Please check out my new exclusive book : Trapped in the Werewolf's World

Zhou Xia was going to register her marriage when she found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her. But to make matters worse, Shen Lin, her ex-boyfriend, saw her beating up her boyfriend! The situation was sufficient to murder anyone's chance at a social life, but being a lady with a stout heart, Zhou Xia lifted her foot away from her unconscious boyfriend. “What are you looking at? I will marry you if you keep looking,” she declared to her ex. That somehow ended up making things worse... because Shen Lin agreed to marry her! Staring at the fresh and new marriage certificate, Zhou Xia was left dumbstruck. Somehow, she had a different husband than planned! Later, she went to the hospital to laugh at the now ex-boyfriend who cheated on her, and realized that the man's attending physician was Shen Lin! Seeing that Shen Lin was glowering, she snuggled up to him and said, “Shen Lin... I mean, darling, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have broken his leg.” Shen Lin gave her a look. “Yes, you shouldn't have broken just one leg. You should have broken both his legs.” “Oh, how about his nuts as well?” Zhou Xia quipped. Shen Lin: ... Later, someone asked Zhou Xia, “Of all the good men in the world, why would you choose a gloomy face like Shen Lin?” Zhou Xia replied, “There are many good men... but they all belong to someone else, whereas Shen Lin is mine.” Meanwhile, someone asked Shen Lin, “Of all the fine women in the world, why would you choose someone as clingy as Zhou Xia?” Shen Lin said, “She's my only ex, and I have no intention of falling for anyone else.”

After a lifetime of failed job interviews and a penchant for embarrassing stutters, he finally catches a break when he's reincarnated into a new world. There's just one little hiccup: he's now sharing his undead body with a cantankerous ghoul, and the ghoul's vocabulary is, well, rather limited—it's all about poop. Armed with a wealth of knowledge from his past life, Alex is ready to conquer this new world. There's just one problem—his new body lacks any skills, status, or coordination. Imagine a zombie trying to tap dance, and you'll have an idea of the hilarious situations that ensue. And that's not all! Meet the "Glowing System," his not-so-helpful assistant in this crazy cosmic comedy. The Glowing System has a knack for sarcastic commentary and can't resist poking fun at Alex's misadventures. Whether he's stumbling over words or trying to negotiate with his ghoul companion (who can only communicate in phrases involving "poop"), the Glowing System is always there with a quip. Join Alex on a rib-tickling journey of self-discovery as he navigates his undead existence, attempts to regain control of his body from the potty-mouthed ghoul, and tries not to scare away potential friends with his unorthodox communication skills. Can he overcome the ultimate challenge—his own rotting body—and finally find success in this quirky afterlife?

THIS IS THE STORY OF SPIDER MAN BUT NOT THE STORY OF PETER PARKER. THE STORY REVOLVES AROUND A YOUNG MAN NAMED STEVE. HE IS 17 YEARS OLD.

Hello, This novel is a fanfic about spiderman in a new earth as a seemingly normal person. This person is a reincarnated but grew up normally not thinking anything of his life thinking it was just going to be like his other one. He finds out that Stark is a real company in this world but thinks nothing of it since there are a few companies with different names then he remembers them. That's until he gets bitten. Find out by reading this novel. Feel free to comment I will reply.

Después de la muerte del tío Ben, el mundo de Peter Parker se derrumbó. La tía May lo culpó de su muerte y años después siguió haciéndolo. Peter no solo tiene que ocuparse de la escuela, el trabajo y ser Spider-man, sino que ahora comenzó a trabajar en la Torre Stark como pasante. ¿Puede Peter equilibrar todo el odio, la intimidación y el abuso que llegan a su vida, o dejará de intentarlo? Tal vez, solo tal vez, alguien pueda entrar en su vida y finalmente traer la positividad que necesita merece. ¡Lea para averiguarlo! ////////////////////////////////////// Esta historia no es mía, solo la traduzco. Su autor es @Breezabane en Wattpad

I get reincarnated in the MCU world as a Spiderman. this time Peter won't lose anything because I am Peter Parker And I don't have a habit of losing. so follow my adventure as I become the ultimate Spiderman or more. this is my first story so please support me with suggestions and ideas. English is not my first language so grammar can we or I say it must be wrong.

Eddie brock and Pennie Parker are high school students and are classmates until the day of their destiny arrives. One Exposed to a radiation of a 1000x dead Spiders and one helped by an Alien creature who travelled through planets to destroy the Spider-verse after an alternate version of Venom was killed by Spiderman.

Kisah Juna Gavindra Wirawan dan David Adhitama yang menikah lantaran kepergok tidur bersama saat liburan yang diwarnai komedi dan kekonyolan mereka hingga akhirnya mencapai ending yang memuaskan. Ditambah dengan si kecil yang akan melengkapi kehidupan mereka. "Kak ini kita kawin beneran?" "Gak suka kok ada anak?" "Bapak kamu spiderman ya?" Warning : Ini cerita BxB. Ada unsur Mpregnya.

Kinoya an ordinary research fellow, was bitten by a genetically modified spider. Did he become next SPIDERMAN? Of course, NO. He died just to become an object of research himself. Being a fascinating subject, he was researched extensively and he had died again but not until he killed them all. He got a loving family on the next time he woke up. A Gift? Of course No. His family was devastated in front of very eyes and he was sold as Sex SLAVE. What should he do? Of course, Kill them all. And then [Ceremony successful… Tribute accepted… Connecting the soul...] [Connecting to the world… Activating the system… Error... Modifying… Connecting to the system… Error...] [THE BROKEN SYSTEM activated.] He had no intention but the destiny had chosen him. Willing or not he was led to the path of KING armed with a broken system. BUT ascendancy and demise are the two side of the same coin... *************** Schedule: 7 chaps/Week (Extra on weekends) Found something good, comment. Not up to the mark, comment, please. If you love it rate it. Last but least, donate if you take pity to this little soul. https://www.p@ypal.me/areeedan Up to seven advance chapter at https://www.p@treon.com/spunk_image

Raye Daschnel is an earthlings that got reincarnated into another world. It sounds typical. Isn't it? Like most of the isekai-themed light novel, MC strive to be a mob character that's not significant in this world. But it's on public only. Since kids, he's always wanted to become someone who's fighting for people and an ally of justice with double identity. Zorro, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, it's those kind of hero. This is the story of his daily life in another world while he put up acts and improvisation in public as MOB CHARACTER while saving the world behind another identity. Or so he thought. Without his knowing, it seems like a lot of people actually know about his real identity and power? This is the story of how he strive to be a Mysterious Man in Black whose powerful enough to save the world while a lot of people know, who he is... Post note : Update (1 chapter) in 24 hours or so, except friday. Because AL didn't have work in friday, Al can focus more on the novel and could finish like 1 to 3 chapter, which also has more pages on it. Ehehe...

James is a big fan of spiderman. He was a student with no relatives and works hard in his studies but a terrible incident happened. While walking in the street, a thief blocked him and killed him because he have no money to give. After his death, God has given him three wishes and that includes where the world will he travel. He chooses to reincarnate as Peter Parker. Will he change the original events? Or stick on that? Watch out!!!

It is what it says on the tin. A sarcastic novel.

The eminent Jincheng Jiang Family adopted two sisters, the younger sister Jiang Fanyue was sensible and gracious, talented and beautiful, while the elder sister Jiang Zhe was ignorant, unaccomplished in anything. When their destitute biological family came knocking, the Jiang Family couldn't wait to pack Jiang Zhe off and keep Jiang Fanyue; the family wealth, reputation, the status of being the heiress, the fiancé—all henceforth had nothing to do with Jiang Zhe. . Jiang Zhe stepped into her own family's home, her eyes full of skepticism. Could the precious Tang Dynasty painting on the wall be authentic? Were the bowls used for serving vegetables and soup made from the unique material of gilded cloisonné? What happened to the so-called impoverished family? What, there's also a top-tier fiancé from a leading Beijing family? Can she call off the engagement? . The magnate cornered her against the wall, pulling her into his embrace, "What do you think, Madam?" "I'm so poor in studies I fail everything, I don't deserve to join an affluent family." The magnate pulled out her perfect-score college entrance exam paper. "I'm good for nothing, incapable of everything." The magnate lifted the veil off her identities as a Divine Doctor, designer, hacker, composer... and so on. He tenderly quipped, "I'll work hard, to prove myself worthy of you, Madam." 【Since my childhood, I have been without desires or demands, but the moment I laid eyes on you, for that brief second, I prayed to the gods and Buddhas—I yearned for you—Qin Jingchen.】

Un dia navegando por internet, Ethan encontro un Link a una pagina de un juego fan de Marvel, siendo convencido por las cinematicas y el diseño, decide adentrarse a este juego con la dificultad 'Harcorde'. Solo una vida, sin ventajas y los enemigos eran X2 veces mas fuertes... Quien diria que el y muchos mas quedarian encerrados en este juego.

While Peter Parker is still Spider-Man, Trevor Kennedy got bitten by a radioactive spider. The bite gave him the same abilities as him. Becoming another Spider-Man seems to be the best thing. However, in this twisted world, he faced many challenges of enemies, monsters, traitors and decisions.

Synopsis: I do not own the cover nor I own any marvel characters except OCs. Reborn as the elder cousin of our favourite friendly neighbourhood hero, Alex Parker is bound to have an interesting life. So let’s witness his life as he balances great powers with great res.... AHEM l will let you find out yourself.

Un mec se réincarné dans MHA avec les pouvoirs de SPIDERMAN

que pasaría si un fanático de los diferentes spiderman reencarna en un bebé con conciencia desde el principio con un poderoso sistema: el sistema spiderman, generos; historia, brutal, omniversal, harem, r18, smut, romance, ganancias, algunas cosas tendrán que esperar por su infancia hasta cierto crecimiento de edad claro que tal vez me tarde y las modifique pero me asegurerare de crear lo mejor de lo mejor no planeo cobrar ni nada de eso todos los derechos a sus respectivos creadores