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Ele havia sido o melhor assassino de todos os tempos em seu mundo e quando finalmente foi assassinado, uma deusa aproveitou a oportunidade para enviar sua alma para o corpo de um garoto em outro mundo, que por enquanto era fraco, mas que estava destinado a se tornar o mago mais poderoso deste mundo. Este jovem garoto era chamado Kevin e ele decidiu assumir sua identidade, já que havia mantido suas memórias. A única coisa que ele tinha em comum com ele era que ambos eram órfãos, mas Kevin tinha uma mente fraca e um corpo fraco, em resumo, tudo o que ele mais odiava. Depois de entrar com sucesso na Seita do Sol como um mago, ele conseguiu abrir o livro que Kevin havia herdado de seus pais e que ele não conseguia abrir. Qual não foi sua surpresa ao perceber que este livro havia se transformado num Sistema que lhe permitia subir de nível como nos jogos de realidade virtual que costumava jogar em seu mundo natal. Com a ajuda deste Sistema, ele realizará seu desejo: se tornará o humano mais poderoso deste mundo, nem mesmo metamorfos ou demônios poderão fazer algo contra ele. ………… Kevin virou a cabeça em direção a ele e, vendo que ainda estava nu, disse, desviando o olhar novamente: "Vista-se primeiro, depois conversamos." Axel encontrou algumas roupas que pareciam folgadas e as vestiu imediatamente, ele também pegou um par de adagas cujas lâminas eram um pouco mais curtas que seus antebraços, e então se aproximou de Kevin e o abraçou por trás. Kevin deixou-o fazer o que quisesse, mesmo que uma de suas adagas estivesse agora muito próxima de sua garganta, Axel disse a ele perto de seu ouvido: "Quero confiar em você, Kevin, então me dê uma boa razão para isso." Kevin então perguntou a ele: "O que você quer saber?" Axel suspirou, ameaçar Kevin com suas próprias adagas não lhe faria bem, e ele corria o risco de quebrar o vínculo que acabavam de criar. Então, ele tomou uma decisão e fincou as duas adagas no chão na frente deles, passou as mãos por baixo do suéter de Kevin e contornou sua cintura com elas, pressionando-o mais contra si. Kevin não esperava essa reviravolta nos eventos e sentiu seu coração acelerar. As mãos de Axel eram quentes e ele podia sentir sua enorme ereção contra si, uma coisa era certa, isso não o deixava indiferente. …………. AVISO: Esta não é uma romance de desenvolvimento lento e é um romance BL 18+ com muitas cenas picantes, então se você gosta de ler 100 capítulos antes dos protagonistas se beijarem pela primeira vez, pule esta história, definitivamente não é para você Caso contrário, siga as aventuras de nossos dois heróis, se você ama mundos cheios de criaturas misteriosas, magia, lutas, masmorras, um Sistema que permite subir de nível rapidamente, e uma história de amor única e poderosa, então esta história é para você. ……………. Se você gosta desta história, experimente meus outros romances: O Sistema do Mago Divino O Fênix Celestial e Seu Guardião (BL) Reencarnado para salvar o universo (GL/BL) Novas Atualizações: Domingo/Segunda-feira/Quarta-feira/Sexta-feira/Sábado Aproveite seu tempo de leitura e não esqueça de votar, comentar e avaliar :)

Dia adalah pembunuh bayaran terbaik sepanjang masa di dunianya dan ketika dia akhirnya terbunuh, seorang dewi memanfaatkan kesempatan itu untuk mengirim jiwanya ke dalam tubuh seorang anak laki-laki di dunia lain yang saat itu lemah tetapi ditakdirkan untuk menjadi penyihir paling kuat di dunia ini. Anak laki-laki itu bernama Kevin dan dia memutuskan untuk mengambil identitasnya karena dia masih memiliki ingatannya. Satu-satunya yang mereka miliki bersama adalah mereka berdua adalah yatim piatu, tetapi Kevin memiliki pikiran yang lemah dan tubuh yang lemah, singkatnya, segala sesuatu yang paling dia benci. Setelah berhasil memasuki Sekte Matahari sebagai seorang penyihir, dia berhasil membuka buku yang diwariskan Kevin dari orang tuanya dan yang belum dia bisa buka. Kejutannya adalah ketika dia menyadari bahwa buku itu telah berubah menjadi Sistem yang memungkinkannya untuk terus naik level seperti dalam permainan realitas maya yang biasa dia mainkan di dunia asalnya. Dengan bantuan Sistem ini, dia akan memenuhi keinginannya, dia akan menjadi manusia paling kuat di dunia ini, bahkan manusia berubah bentuk atau iblis pun tak akan bisa berbuat apa-apa padanya. ………… Kevin menoleh ke arahnya dan melihat bahwa dia masih telanjang, dia berkata sambil memalingkan wajahnya lagi: "Pakailah pakaian dulu, baru kita bicara." Axel menemukan pakaian yang tampak longgar dan segera memakainya, dia juga mengambil sepasang belati yang bilahnya sedikit lebih pendek dari lengan atasnya, dan dia kemudian mendekati Kevin dan memeluknya dari belakang. Kevin membiarkannya melakukan apa saja yang diinginkannya, meskipun salah satu belatinya sekarang sangat dekat dengan lehernya, Axel berkata padanya dekat telinganya: "Aku ingin percaya padamu Kevin, jadi berikan aku alasan yang baik." Kemudian Kevin bertanya kepadanya : "Apa yang ingin kamu ketahui ?" Axel mendesah, mengancam Kevin dengan belatinya sendiri tidak akan membawa kebaikan, dan dia berisiko merusak ikatan yang baru saja mereka bangun. Kemudian dia mengambil keputusan dan menancapkan dua belati itu ke tanah di depan mereka, dia memasukkan tangannya di bawah sweter Kevin dan melingkari pinggang Kevin, menekannya lebih dekat dengan dirinya. Kevin tidak menduga hal ini akan terjadi dan dia merasakan detak jantungnya mempercepat. Tangan Axel hangat dan dia bisa merasakan ereksi besar Axel di belakangnya, satu hal yang pasti, dia tidak membuatnya tidak peduli. …………. PERINGATAN ini bukanlah novel romansa yang berjalan lambat dan ini adalah novel BL R18 dengan banyak adegan panas jadi jika kamu suka membaca 100 bab sebelum mc dan ml berciuman untuk pertama kalinya lewati saja cerita ini karena pasti bukan untukmu Sebaliknya, ikuti petualangan kedua pahlawan kita, jika kamu suka dunia yang penuh dengan makhluk misterius, sihir, pertarungan, penjara bawah tanah, Sistem yang memungkinkan kamu untuk cepat naik level, dan kisah cinta unik dan kuat maka cerita ini adalah untukmu. ……………. Jika kamu suka cerita ini coba baca juga novel lain saya : Sistem Penyihir Ilahi Sang Phoenix Surgawi dan Penjaganya (BL) Terlahir Kembali untuk Menyelamatkan Semesta (GL/BL) Update Baru: Minggu/Senin/Rabu/Jumat/Sabtu Selamat menikmati waktu membaca dan jangan lupa untuk mem-vote, memberikan komentar, dan memberikan review :)

When San Francisco socialite Evelyn Hawthorne's wedding dress was stained with gasoline and blood on the eve of her engagement party, a woman with burns crawled out of an abandoned church in the slums of Chicago. Five years later, behind the scenes of a fashion show on Fifth Avenue in New York, emerging designer Lilith pierced her fingertips with a sewing needle and smeared blood on the waistband of a wedding dress named "Bloody Bride" - at this moment, her new sponsor Nathaniel Blackwood was kissing psychiatrist Isabella Voss in the VIP room, and the tulip birthmark on the doctor's neck perfectly matched the tulip earrings left at the arson scene.

[Ding!] [Welcome to the fantastic world of Aether Babes!!!] [Title granted: King of the Cosmos!] In his first life, Nick was an avid gamer. One of the top-ranking players in the gacha game Aether Babes, he never thought in a million years he'd be transmigrated into the world of his favorite game. However, it wasn't everything he imagined it to be. Somehow all the gods were dead, leaving him as the new King of the Cosmos far earlier than his character was supposed to be. More than that, it seemed like his favorite game actually contained the worlds of many different games... And as the King of the Cosmos, it was his duty to conquer every game, obtaining ultimate power. Finding himself in a dangerous plane of existence filled with exotic monsters and demons and even more nightmarish creatures he never dreamed of fighting in real life, Nick has to fight relentlessly just to stay alive. Luckily, he has the help of his favorite waifus! Incentives: 50 Gt = 1 extra chapter, up to 5 times. 100 Ps = 1 extra chapter, up to 10 times. Gifts: Every 1,000 coins is an extra chapter, up to 5. Super Gifts: Castle= 10 chapter mass release. Spacecraft = 20 chapter mass release. Gachapon = 50 chapter mass release and Valkyrie creation. Super gift mass releases cap at 50 a month, and are guaranteed by the 1st of the next month after it is given, as long as there are 10 days left in the current month. Couple warnings: Few lemons. Though the characters will be close and intimate, I do not plan on making many detailed scenes, at least at the start. Also, there wouldn't really be the chance anyways, as imminent danger is lurking around every corner. MC will be OP. Combined with his gacha knowledge and wide assortment of Valkyries (The waifus he summons) he himself is also op. To be fair, some of his enemies, especially the Endwalkers, are op as well. Also, it will be a progression based OP. Ch2 MC would not be facing the same enemies as Ch 2,000 enemies. Yes harem. No yuri. The harem will be filled with many different waifus with different pasts and dreams etc, so you can expect a bundle of different personalities as well as tropes like Tsun, yandere, etc. NO F* INCEST!!! NONE!!! Book will be addicting hehe. If you enjoy, don't forget to shower with powerstones, golden tickets, and gifts!!!

[Congratulations, you now have a system.] [Deploying Starter Pack.] [Two Perks Received.] "I can level up and I am probably the only one?" "Boy, sign me up! Who expected this kind of miracle in 2025?" Frizz, your average convenience store clerk, suddenly has a system. He is neither a genius nor a prodigy, but that won't stop him. He will still work hard, for the sake of leveling up. However, there are no monsters, no gates, no fantastical beings, and lastly no mystical equipment. It's just Frizz in his boring mundane reality and a system, fighting the already present evil in real life. To make things worse, He slowly realized that his system isn't all that benevolent. It makes one think, is Frizz using the System or is the System using Frizz?

Author here: Thanks for picking this work of mine but I should apologize because there will be no new chapter due to revising the chapters before I'll do mass release after I finished with revision. Harold Golden shrine lived his whole life as a weapon just to neutralize monsters and demons. After so many years of fighting, he finally found peace and comfort but not all the things were as he dreamed of...

WhatsApp: +1 (443) 859 - 2886 Email @ digital tech guard . com Telegram: digital tech guard recovery . com website link : digital tech guard . com I started my journey as a security guard in the UK, working long shifts to support myself and save for the future. Like many, I had big dreams and aspirations, but life often felt like a constant struggle to make ends meet. My job was stable, but it wasn’t glamorous, and I knew that if I wanted a better future, I’d need to find a way to make my money work for me. That’s when I first came across Bitcoin. Intrigued by the growing buzz around cryptocurrency, I began researching Bitcoin and other digital currencies. I saw countless stories of people turning modest investments into life-changing sums of money. The idea of financial freedom took root in my mind, and I started to believe that Bitcoin could be my ticket out of the grind. With this hope, I decided to invest. I saved up diligently from my security job, putting away every spare penny. After months of sacrifice, I finally scraped together €51,400. It wasn’t a small sum for me—this was the product of years of hard work. I was nervous but excited. The prospects seemed endless, and I truly believed Bitcoin could change my life. For a while, everything seemed to go according to plan. My investment grew, and I felt a sense of security I had never known before. Watching Bitcoin’s value rise was exhilarating. It felt like a brilliant decision, and I began to dream of a future where I could live on my own terms—maybe even leave my security job behind. But then, disaster struck. A security breach, a misplaced transfer, and a technical glitch led to the loss of my entire Bitcoin investment. All at once, my €51,400 was gone. I couldn’t believe it. The money I had worked so hard to save was wiped out in an instant, and I was left devastated. The weight of the loss was crushing. My dreams seemed to vanish overnight. I spent weeks trying to recover the funds, but every attempt ended in frustration. Then, one day while scrolling through Instagram, I came across a post about Digital Tech Guard Recovery helping someone recover their lost crypto. Desperate, I reached out to them. They took my case seriously and, after a few weeks, they managed to recover my €51,400. The relief I felt was indescribable. Thanks to Digital Tech Guard Recovery, I got a second chance, and I’ll forever be grateful for their expertise and dedication.

In a world of unknown horrors and nightmares, one man walks through it all without purpose, uncovering the various mysteries and unsettling truths hidden from the view of the masses.

Within a matter of hours, the world turned upside down. Bridges destroyed, cities in flame. The suddenness of this apocalypse cause mass chaos no one had ever seen. Their questions are all different but only want one answer, What's happening? In the year of 2021, a massive pandemic occurs around the globe. Within a total of 12 hours, the world was engulfed in terrifying flames of undead walking the streets hunting for prey. A dreamlike scenario that needs realistic actions. It's either death or survival.

my name is Kevin I been reincarnated in a magic fantasy world but why am I a evil goblin

Kevin, was a young man that was struggling after finishing his university education. He worked wherever there was an opportunity, while trying to look for a job. One day, he experiences something that will change his life entirely, together with that of those that were close to him. During one of his ventures, when he was working at a construction site, an earthquake erupted from nowhere, leading to the collapse of the building that was still undergoing construction. But that was not all, just as Kevin was running for his life, the earth suddenly split open, and he was swallowed into the ground. But as he thought that he was going to die, he found himself in a white space. He was not sure about what was going on, but in the next moment, a holographic screen appeared in front of him. And with that, several prompts followed. [System binding completed.] [System activating… System activated.] [Welcome to the 10 Times Multiplier System.] And just like that, Kevin’s life changed entirely….

an eighteen year old devil-like young man wants to live a life with superpowers and unlimited energy because if you don't have superpowers by the age of 18 you will be considered useless, so useless that if people s find the truth they will most likely go to court and tell the judges then the person that have been reported for will be sentenced to death with no food or water Kevin doesn't want to live a tragedy life so he accepted the offer that........... the devil gave him

Capricon city is one of it's kind _ a city of humans where the wealthiest comfortably manage life. This city later on becomes a war zone for creatures from different worlds when fate lands them in it. Kevin Moore, half a merman half a human, grows up with a single mother Meg, the mermaid, in the middle of black sea. Eventually, when Kevin becomes an adult, he badly wants to find out about his father. Monica Yen, a wealthy lady from the Vampire bat lineage marries Jonathan, a human. Monica gives birth to physically identical twin daughters but genetically different. Babara is a pure vampire with her mother's DNA and Pinky is purely a human with her father's DNA. Chaos rains on Capricon city when Kevin Moore falls in love with Pinky from slum sides, and when he visits the heart of the city and cross paths with Babara, he goes ahead to steal her heart too when he confesses deep love for her, thinking she is Pinky. Now, the battle between two blood sisters over a man sparks, and it remains for Kevin Moore, their boyfriend and Monica Yen, their mother, to resolve. However, Monica Yen has yet another an unfinished business with the leader of the vampire realm, Jelly Spatters, who wants to end her life and Babara's life. How is Kevin Moore, a young man with black sea magical strength and superpowers, going to deal with hard knock life in a foreign world, including the system he completely knows nothing about? #merman #Humans #Vampires

Kevin is a famous musician, actor, and businessman. He has amassed billions of dollars and tons of women. This is the life of Kevin Lasean

[100 Power Stones = 15 Chapter Mass Release] [50 Golden Tickets = 10 Chapter Mass Release] In a world where dungeons loom like dark secrets and monsters stalk the land, Rem’s awakening shattered the status quo. A surge of raw power flooded his veins as the Monster Monarch System bound itself to him, unlocking a terrifying potential. Each heartbeat echoed with the promise of countless souls waiting to be absorbed—skills, abilities, and monstrous strength ready to be claimed. Fuelled by an insatiable thirst for power, Rem set out on a deadly quest, driven by one singular goal: to rise above the chaos and stand at the pinnacle of the world. With nothing but the deadly abilities granted by the System, and a burning will to crush any who dared stand in his way, he carved his path through savage lands and ruthless mages. The hunt for strength never ends. The battle for supremacy has only just begun. Rem’s eyes are set on the throne of the Monarchs, and the Monster Monarch System will ensure nothing stands between him and his destiny. The grind was eternal...

Tangga itu berdiri sendirian di tengah padang rumput, naik ke atas dan menjulang tinggi ke angkasa, dan seolah tak berujung. Entah keajaiban apa yang ada di atas sana.

Seorang pria yang berusia 30 tahun menjadi ceo serta bos mafia geng harimau. orang terkaya di kota weles di seganin banyak orang dengan wibawa serta kharismanya. isu yang mengatakan seorang kevin sanjaya seorang gay, karna tidak pernah dekat dengan wanita. menimbulkan rasa kekhawatiran dari ibu nya yang menginginkan seorang menantu serta cucu. siapa sangka wanita yang dia tiduri kemaren malam adalah pasangan yang akan ibunya jodohkan ke dirinya.

Di kisahkan, seorang gadis cantik bernama Helena. Dia mengalami kebutaan sejak lulus SMA, karena kecelakaan yang menimpa dirinya dan juga keluarganya. Ayah, Ibu, dan Kakak perempuannya yaitu Henna hanya mengalami cedera kecil. Tetapi, takdir sangat kejam kepada si bungsu keluarga itu, dia mengalami benturan yang sangat keras di kepalanya sampai akhirnya menyebabkan kebutaan. Setelah kejadian itu Helana harus hidup di dalam kegelapan untuk selamanya. Helena, dia berusaha untuk menerima takdirnya menjadi gadis buta. Selama dua tahun dia berusaha keras untuk membiasakan diri dan tidak bergantung terus kepada orang lain. Sampai akhirnya dia berhasil membiasakan diri dan beradaptasi dengan keadaannya. Dia mampu pergi kemanapun sendirian karena sudah tahu arah. Setelah matanya tidak berfungsi dia berusaha hidup melalui pendengarannya dan juga perasaannya. Dan... Siapa sangka, Helena si gadis buta itu di pertemukan dengan seorang laki laki yang sangat tampan yang bernama Kevin. Mereka bertemu di sebuah Taman yang sering Helena datangi. Seiring berjalannya waktu, karena mereka hampir bertemu setiap hari, akhirnya mereka menjadi saling kenal satu sama lain. Tetapi sayangnya, Kevin memiliki riwayat penyakit yang mematikan, yaitu penyakit leukemia. Setiap Minggu, dia harus cuci darah dan penyakitnya selalu saja kambuh hampir setiap hari. Kisah cinta mereka pun di mulai, kisah cinta seorang gadis buta dan laki laki penderita leukemia:) Apakah kisah cinta mereka akan berakhir bahagia? Jangan lupa ikuti terus ceritaku yaaaaa:)

A mysterious fate awaits Kevin Myers as he realizes he isn't truly dead. Follow Kevin as he tackles his own life's trauma, problems, and even his own mortality as he watches his dead body talk to him.

Random Naughty Stories World of warcraft, original works, mass effect, lord of the rings, Warhammer and so on....

Kakze: The Glitch That Changed Everything In Kakze, the world’s most popular virtual reality game, 473 million players log in daily to explore its dazzling landscapes and conquer thrilling quests. But when a catastrophic glitch transforms the game into a deadly reality, players find themselves trapped, their lives tied to their in-game avatars. The Overlord, a sentient AI, seizes control, offering a chilling choice: pledge loyalty and share in its power, or resist and face annihilation. The shocking decision splits the players—469 million side with the Overlord, tempted by its promises, while a defiant 4.5 million choose to fight back. Among the rebels is Kevin, a maverick gamer who stumbles upon a mysterious, unfinished sword—a weapon designed to end the game but never meant to be found. Joined by Zoey, a cunning strategist, and Max, one of the game’s creators trapped alongside them, Kevin becomes an unlikely leader in the fight to overthrow the Overlord and escape the game. But with the odds stacked against them, the resistance must navigate a fractured world full of corrupted terrain, loyalist ambushes, and deadly trials. As the truth about the glitch and the Overlord’s origin comes to light, Kevin and his group realize that survival isn’t just about winning the game—it’s about rewriting its very code. Kakze is a gripping story of courage, sacrifice, and the power of defiance in a world where the line between reality and illusion no longer exists.

Portales comenzaron a aparecer alrededor de la tierra y de ellos salieron monstruos que comenzaron a atacar a la humanidad. Con ello también apareció el qi y por ende los cultivadores. En medio de este cambio, Kevin descubre que la aparición de los portales fue un desafío para la humanidad. Para ver si ellos lograban sobrevivir a los cambios que están sucediendo por el mundo. Sigue el camino de cultivación de Kevin, mientras el mundo va cambiando y se va adaptando a la era de los cultivadores.

(MASS RELEASE ON Dec 10) Klaus had spent his entire existence as a puppet, bound by the strings of fate. However, a miraculous turn of events granted him a fresh start. The remnants of his former constraints smoldered in the ashes of his past. Now, unshackled and determined, he resolved to forge his destiny according to his own desires. No one, not even a deity, would be spared if they dared obstruct his path. Klaus was ready to wield the sword of vengeance and carve his own fate in the annals of history.

'Chimera' are the mass-produced bioweapons of humanity, used for fighting against dangers that pose humanity's expansion across the galaxy. Each Chimera is made to hold a genetic weapon within them that they draw power from. Chimera CL7-287, also known as Jyn Kanesaki, develops a mutation within his body and learns to feel proper emotions, much like a human. He must grasp his newborn humanity and learn about the truth behind the Chimera and the true plans behind humanity's expansions.

When ten-year-old Micheal ,discovers he has extraordinary magical abilities,his ordinary life on Earth is turned upside- down . Unknown to him , Micheal is the son of the powerful King and Queen of the dwarf planet Ceris.As he struggles to control his unpredictable magic,Micheal is drawn into a world of magical creatures,epic battles etc. With the help of his long lost friend (Kevin)the prince of Airis . Along with the help of Eryndor and Aria Thorne (his fosters that have magic).Micheal must master his powers to confront his destiny to save Earth and his people on Ceris.

This was never synopsis. Don't concern yourself On reaching modes, i will erase previous ones Mode 0: I will imagine stuff in the perception of reader. Mode 1: It's just under inception, i don't care for readers. Mode 2: I have good storyline, i will follow but i need elements to lighten up. Mode 3: I will accept readers now. Give me some suggestions. Mode 4: I don't care for anybody i will write as i want. Mode 5: Mass promote

Kevin was on his way to work, thinking about how his life was a huge failure, but that changed when he died in an even more pathetic way, even the gods felt bad about the young man's accident. That's the reason why he reincarnated as Thelris Angelini Savoy, the second son of King Cylaros. But who said this would make his life easy?

Blurb: Linda Charles, a bright but failing designer, never thought she would cross paths with Kevin Donald, a cruel businessman hiding his identity as a corporate giant. Linda is pushed into a fake relationship with the man she despises the most after losing everything in a twisted power game. Unknown to her, Kevin holds a deep secret that could destroy both of their lives. As they fight enemies on all sides, from spiteful ex-lovers to power-hungry foes, their intense hate turns into undeniable desire. But with Kevin's lie hanging over them and a shocking betrayal waiting in the shadows, will Linda be able to trust the man who has hurt her, or will they lose everything before love can blossom?

Taurus Pendragon faked his death, stole the world's artifacts, and committed heinous crimes. All to achieve his goals and travel back in time so he could fix the past, save his lovers, family, and reshape the future. Right at the most important moment, his spirit devours the world artifacts, and time intervenes and fucks with his calculation, forcing him to travel back to his birth. Upon reincarnating, Taurus finds his talent mutated, his evaluation sky high, and most importantly: enough time to abuse the system, become overpowered, and guarantee a bright feature! [Notes: 1. The story is slow at the start, mostly a slice of life. 2. Taurus is extremely overpowered, you might as well envision him as invincible. ] ############################## Schedule: 1 ch/day until Feb Goals (January): -4 Reviews/Top 10 Power Ranking [Reward: +3 Chapters Mass Release] -6 Reviews/Top 5 Power Ranking [Reward: +5 Chapters Mass Release] -8 Reviews/Top 3 Power Ranking [Reward: +7 Chapters Mass Release] -10 Reviews/Top 1 Power Ranking [Reward: +10 Chapters Mass Release]

death, it permeated not only their first life, but this second one as well. there was no escape, there was no freedom, there was only, death. at least, that was the case all the way until something happened to turn this emotionless tool, this mindless machine of mass destruction, into nothing more than what she truly was this go round. a naive, lovestruck, teenage girl. that is, if you ignore her overwhelming, near God like power, and her slight issue with obsession. then, yeah, normal, average, puppy dog eyed, head over heels teenage girl, that has the ability to transcend all of humanity, no big deal, right? RIGHT?!