Sitcomics

Join the group of incompetent idiots that go by the names of Roufail, Tempest and Leo on their slice of life story. Their friend group? Too big. Their combined IQ? Room temperature. Their experiences? Based on real events. -------------------------------------- Author: Roufail Editors: Leo & Tempert Oliver: Oliver

I’m a sucker for gadgets, which is how I found myself in this ridiculous situation. I had just bought a shiny new Bluetooth speaker, and in my excitement to test it out, I connected it to every device in my house including my laptop, where my $200,000 Bitcoin wallet was wide open. It seemed like a harmless way to enjoy my favorite tunes while getting some work done. Little did I know that this innocent setup would lead to one of the most frustrating tech disasters of my life! Unbeknownst to me, the speaker had a bizarre bug that caused my laptop to glitch spectacularly. One minute I was jamming out to my playlist, and the next, my laptop screen froze like it was auditioning for a part in a horror movie. In a panic, I tried everything I could think of force restarts, unplugging and replugging the speaker, even some high-tech incantations that I’d picked up from years of being a tech enthusiast. But nothing worked. I was locked out of everything, including my precious wallet. It sounds absurd, I know. Here I was, locked out of my Bitcoin wallet because of a Bluetooth speaker, feeling like a character in a bad sitcom. After exhausting every tech fix under the sun and having an existential crisis about my choices, I finally threw in the towel and called Cyber Constable Intelligence. As I explained my predicament, I half-expected the person on the other end to burst out laughing. But they didn’t even bat an eye at my absurd story. Instead, they were all business, assuring me that they’d heard stranger tales and that they could help. Their team sprang into action, employing their advanced forensic tools to tackle my laptop’s glitch and recover my wallet. While I waited anxiously, I imagined all the possible outcomes—worst-case scenarios included my funds disappearing into the digital ether or being held hostage by rogue Bluetooth technology. But thankfully, Cyber Constable Intelligence was on the case. Before I knew it, they had successfully restored access to my wallet, and my $200,000 was safe and sound! I felt a rush of relief wash over me. They had not only saved my funds but also my sanity. Now, I keep my gadgets far away from my crypto, and I’ve learned to double-check my tech setups. If you ever find yourself in a gadget-induced disaster, I wholeheartedly recommend Cyber Constable Intelligence. They turned my tech blunder into a triumphant recovery, proving that no situation is too ridiculous for their expertise! Here's Their info below Email: support@cyberconstableintelligence.com What Sapp Info: 1. (2. 5. 2. ) 3. 7. 8. (7. 6. 1. 1.) Website at https://cyberconstableintelligence.com

"I like to think of myself of a walking accident waiting to happen. I'm like the human version of a sitcom character, always in the wrong place at the wrong time and still always managing to make things more hilariously awkward, as it already is." Daisy Thompson has always embraced her inner dork, navigating the social labyrinth of high school with a mix of awkward charm and a talent for finding trouble. but when she decides to spend the holidays going on adventures, only one awaits her. the massive adventure of love. Their first meeting is nothing short of disastrous-think flying coffee cups and a runaway squirrel with a pack of lunch. Daisy's convinced she'll never live it down, especially when she discovers Justin is not just any model but the face of the latest global ad campaign that everyone, including her new classmates, and best friend seems obsessed with. But fate has a funny way of bringing people together. From accidental photo shoots to mistaken identities at a posh party, Daisy and Justin's paths keep crossing in the most unexpected (and hilarious) ways. Despite their differences, they find themselves drawn to each other, discovering a connection that's both heartwarming and uproariously funny. As Daisy tries to navigate school, endure unending bullying and a massive wave of high school gossip and avoid embarrassing herself in front of the most popular boy in town ( a plan that DOESN'T work), she realizes that there's more to Justin than his perfect smile and model good looks. And Justin, amidst the chaos of his high-flying career, finds solace in Daisy's authenticity and humor. Join Daisy and Justin on a rollercoaster ride of teenage romance, where every mishap is a new adventure and love might just be the craziest thing they've encountered yet.

God directed his own sitcom showbiz, which is the prime universe, and had characters that played each of his attributes. An unforseen twig in his plotline, got Seymour, a 29-year-old bachelor pianist, entwined in this cosmic comedy that led to his untimely demise and reincarnation in a world beyond his own. "You see, Seymour, I weave the laws of infinite realities in the prime universe. It's all part of my job as God's actor." The goddess spoke. "Will you be the hero that saves the punchline?" Unbeknownst to Seymour, he was being auditioned for a prime-time slot with a harem on a universal scale. Warning!!! This book contains scenes of debauchery, gore, highly censored language, and much more. It is advised that if this type of content does not suit your taste, it would be best to avoid it. This book is a mix of lemons infested with heavy plot. Strap on cultured folks, it's about to be one hell of a ride. Kindly consider supporting this book by giving powerstones, golden tickets, and gifts if you wish. Please note that this is my first book, so there may be certain aspects where I am still refining my skills. Join my Discord for free virtual bubble wrap popping therapy sessions. Guaranteed to relieve stress or your money back! https://discord.com/invite/SNsZWAfM2D Disclaimer : This is not my cover.

This fun family sitcom centers around a family of actors and how the movies, plays and various scenes they act affect their lives in relation to being connected to an all crew member family as both families will try to interact in their everyday lives.

°°Completed°° °°Alarm bell:Mature content. Slow ignition book. Burlesque comedy, sitcom, full-on entertainment°° °°A small caution: FL is a narcissist.°° "It's always been you and for the rest of my life, it will be you. Till my last breath, I will guard you with my life for eternity. My promise." A near-death experience made her fall into pits of despair. Her story should have ended by then, but did it? No! She raised against the odds. Five years, stardom followed Leena Hayes, she grew up to a renowned model, an entrepreneur, capsized her own company from scratch. She has achieved eminence in five years. Wang Devin, his name itself would turn the world into a frenzy, a rare mystique. A model turned business tycoon, his wealth knew no abundance, his power knew no boundaries. Handsome, sharp-tongued, he has been named as WholePackage in the modeling industry for his dapper style and charming looks. His razor-sharp tongue tied with the encounter of dazzling Leena and fell for her topsy-turvy. But he soon found it's not easy to tranquilize her heart, for she is a man-hater. Will he able to ignite the sparks in her heart? Will she reciprocate his love? .... Leena Hayes: Wacky, snazzy, sharp-witted, self-centered narcissist. Wang Devin: Spicy, sharp-tongued, helot to his sweetheart. She was the sugar. He was the spice. Their paths unexpectedly collided. Just after, everything felt nice. And they set off as tyrannizing mates. Come and experience the barrel of laughs with their amazing witty sallies. .... Their Love "I fell in love with your soul even before I touched your skin. If this is not true love_" "You touched my soul long before what your hands feel like. If this is not true love, then I don't know what else I could name our relationship." She completed it for him. ... Their Passion "I love how your breath pauses when I put my __" She blushed and hit his shoulder even before he could proceed further. Despite she loved his dirty side, she would never admit it to this shameless man. "Where did you throw your gentleman image Mr.Adonis." Pulling him by his shirt, she nibbled his jaw. "Trust me, sweetheart, I am still a gentleman with the real dirty mind, only for you." His raspy seductive whispers were enough to make her think of all the filthy things he would do to her. ... °°This is my original novel°° °°A sweet vis á vis story.°° °°Cover pic is edited according to my interest. All credits to the original owner°° °°Join the discord @: https://discord.gg/p4AWrb9°° My other books: A Spellbinding Tale: Clary and Leandre's Timeless Love Saga IG : ansly_ylsna

**Alarm bell:Mature content. Slow ignition book. Burlesque comedy, sitcom, full-on entertainment** "It's always been you and for the rest of my life, it will be you. Till my last breath, I will guard you with my life for eternity. My promise. She was the sugar. He was the spice. Their paths unexpectedly collided. Just after, everything felt nice. And they set off as tyrannizing mates. Come and experience the barrel of laughs with their amazing witty sallies. ..... *****This is my original story****

In a world where characters in entertainment are alive and carry on with lives of their own off screen. a teenage girl named Victoria Langley who is trapped in a British sitcom longs to leave and go on adventures of her own. She finally gets her wish when she wakes up mysteriously on board the Starship Dibits in another show entirely. There Victoria meets new friends and goes on space adventures with them, but as she'll soon learn she's destined for bigger things.

The story focuses on the daily misadventures at an IT Office. There, we follow the lives of Carlos Rivera, a socially awkward programmer with a burning passion for coffee, Nina Green, a hard-working support girl with a slight addiction to games, and Garry “The Finger” Johnson, an easy-going guy with an awful taste for jokes, as well as other people working for the Office. Yeah, it’s a Sitcom. _____ Author’s Notes: Hello there, readers. This is a very different kind of story from what you are used to reading on this website. It is a Sitcom and I’m writing it in Screenplay format. I thought about it and the conclusion I came to is that it would be the best fit for this type of story. I am aware that many of you won’t be the biggest fans of this style, but if at least one of you enjoys it, that would make my day. I’m open to suggestions, so, please be sure to leave them in the comments. I plan on writing episodes on a weekly basis. Once a ‘season’ is over, I will take a small break but shortly after, I will continue with the next one. (I hope I can stick to the schedule). P.S.: Sadly there are not enough formatting options here. My original file looked like an actual script... I hope you understand ;-; FYI: INT. = Interior EXT. = Exterior CONT'D = Continued * = Describing a scene [I'm also publishing on other services, so yeah... no one is copying me].

In a world where heroes are born, Alex Johnson is... reborn? But not as your typical hero. After a series of hilariously tragic deaths, he finds himself resurrected as System 7.0—a grumpy, reluctant digital assistant trapped in a cosmic customer service nightmare. His mission? To guide the unwitting protagonist, Lysander, through a fantastical realm of monsters, quests, and really bad Wi-Fi connections. But Alex, with his sarcastic wit and knack for accidentally stealing loot, is more interested in finding the nearest exit. Join them on an epic adventure filled with malfunctioning magic spells, mischievous unicorns, and quests gone horribly wrong. Will Alex finally escape this pixelated purgatory, or will he be stuck forever as Lysander's not-so-helpful helper? Get ready for a laugh-out-loud fantasy ride where the hero's journey takes a detour through digital chaos, and the fate of the realm might just depend on someone who'd rather be binge-watching sitcoms. It's System Shenanigans—because even in a world of dragons and dungeons, sometimes the biggest challenge is dealing with your own glitchy existence.

Jacob was a demolition expert who accidentally destroyed half of a city. As he lit the fuse, he immediately knew that it was most likely the curse that had been haunting his family since antiquity. This curse hopefully wouldn't follow him to death as his entire life was like a bad sitcom. In the end, he'd be known as the man who caused the largest earthquake in the history of earth, and as the rubble crushed his body, he closed his eyes thankful that the curse would be crushed with him. A moment later, though, he seemed to wake up again. "Was this just a dream.... did I not just die and kill over 100,000 people?" Jacob looked around and then looked down at his hands. Nothing in this world seemed like his last home. There was little kids playing by a river, and a beautiful woman leaning down peering into his eyes. "My Excellence, are you alright?" Jacob nodded his head, and then smiled brightly. It seemed the curse had been crushed and only luck awaited him. However, something seemed very odd about the first lady he saw. For some reason, she wasn't in his inherited memories. Regardless, this was his first day in a new world. A world where cultivators and technology advanced hand in hand. He could only hope his knowledge from his past life would allow his kingdom to thrive.

“Gods gone wild: Stardom Reloaded – Where Hashtags Meet Heroics!” Ever heard of Kaelin Godfrey? No? Well, strap in, because you're about to. "Gods gone wild: Stardom Reloaded" is the laugh-out-loud journey of a hero who's been there, done that, and got the celestial T-shirt to prove it. After kicking the bucket in the most heroic way possible (old age, go figure), Kaelin's been given a second chance at life, and this time, it's not just about slaying dragons – it's about slaying charts. With the Universe's Greatest Superstar System in his back pocket, Kaelin's on a mission to become the ultimate star. But here's the catch: the gods didn't give him a manual. So every step is a riotous adventure, from figuring out how to turn likes into lightning bolts to choosing the perfect emoji to accompany his world-saving tweets. In a world where your net worth is measured in retweets, Kaelin's ancient hero chops have to adapt to the wild west of Wi-Fi and wardrobe malfunctions. Will he rise to the top, or will he double-tap his way into obscurity? One thing's for sure: it's going to be one heck of a show. So grab your popcorn and prepare for a tale that's part epic, part sitcom, and completely unpredictable – because when the divine gives you a superstar system, you make... well, you'll just have to read and find out.

In the Deity Realm, where gods and divine beings strut their celestial stuff, there's Orion – a young, dashingly handsome, hilariously aloof, and incredibly lazy yet shockingly powerful young god. He hails from the prestigious asura clan of the asura domain, boasting the purest bloodline you could imagine. With a talent for divine shenanigans, Orion skyrocketed through the ranks of cultivation, becoming the youngest god in existence, earning the oh-so-fancy title of the "Divine Son of Asura." Life for Orion was divine, peaceful, and about as predictable as a cosmic dance. But then, cue the cosmic punchline, the universe decided to play a prank on Orion of godly proportions. Suddenly, this supremely powerful deity found himself thrust into the role of a bewildered father, and his precious bundle of chaos? An adorable little girl named Lily. Wait, what? And to make matters even wackier, her mom is none other than the fierce Empress of the Shiura Domain, Seraphina. Orion's life went from divine to downright sitcom-worthy in an instant. Now, picture this: temper tantrums that could shake the heavens, diaper-changing battles that could rival celestial wars, and divine daddy Orion trying to keep his cool. It's like a cosmic comedy show on the grandest stage imaginable. As Orion attempts to navigate the epic cosmic chaos of fatherhood, he realizes that there's more to existence than power and prestige. Parenthood has a knack for humbling even the most omnipotent of gods. Join Orion on this divine and uproariously hilarious adventure as he juggles fatherhood, his divine duties, and the zany antics of his daughter, Lily, all while trying to uncover the cosmic punchline behind this unexpected twist of fate.