Cartman But Mom

What happens when saying a single word turns your life into a chaotic rom-com nightmare? Yuu Takahashi has a curse the moment he speaks to someone, they fall head-over-heels in love with him. To avoid absolute mayhem, he's taken extreme measures: forging a medical excuse claiming he's mute, mastering the art of silent communication, and doing everything in his power to never slip up. But high school isn't easy when your presence alone attracts unwanted attention. Especially when one particular girl, Rika Aoyama, is determined to hear his voice no matter what it takes. Armed with ridiculous schemes, absurd tricks, and an unhealthy obsession, shea's on a mission to uncover Yuu's secret. Between dodging love-crazed admirers, the ever-serious class rep who suspects something is off, and Rika's relentless antics, Yuu's life is anything but peaceful. Can he stay silent and survive high school? Or will he be forced to speak and unleash romantic chaos like never before? A hilarious high school rom-com filled with misunderstandings, wild antics, and the ultimate challenge keeping quiet!

After an accidental one-night stand with a mysterious man, Charlotte Johnson had eight children. Four years later, Charlotte lived a blissful life with her eight genius children. Although her life was tough, in her eye's, everything was worth it. However, Henry Stevens, the wealthiest and most powerful man in the Imperial City, disrupted her previously uneventful life. At first, he thought that she was playing hard to get, so he was disdainful of her. However, afterwards, he realized that not only was she the mother of his children, but also the woman he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.

Noel Carter, a seventeen years old teen, who joins The Royal High School after being homeschooled for her whole life because of her blindness, finds herself a mystery man whom she falls in love with...

Venus Archilles Gray, a consistent honor student and a volleyball varsity from Silverleaf University. Venus has been struggling a lot due to lack of a support system ever since childhood not until she moved into SLU. Venus met her two friends who were both extroverts and that made Venus trust people. She entered 12th grade without Kizealla and Lia since they all entered different strands. Because of volleyball practice, she had a chance to still get along with her friends. But one day, Venus and the whole volleyball team ate dinner at Venus' place and that became the main reason to get close with Lhieon Khaizer Rivera, the boy's volleyball team ace.

"No one falls in love by choice, it is by chance. No one stays in love by chance, it is by work. And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by choice." **** The air was heavy with tension as Delilah's voice trembled, "Let go of me, you monster!" Tears streamed down her face, her beautiful eyes red-rimmed from crying. But it was the look in his eyes, that look in Harrison's eyes chilled her to the bone - an abyss of coldness; ruthless, unforgiving and unyielding. " Never!" He hissed, his handsome features expressing almost a psychopathic possessiveness; his voice dripping resolute venom. *** When childhood sweethearts were torn apart after Su Zhe Jin, Harrison Su moved away, Delilah was left shattered. Her family planned to relocate years later, but fate had other plans. A terrorist attack changed everything, and Delilah's life was forever altered. After a term of chaos and confusion, Delilah found solace in Fulfilled Dreams High School, D City. But little did she know, her life was about to take another dramatic turn. A mysterious box hidden in the attic of her home held secrets that could upend her view of the world. As Delilah navigated love, loss, pain, betrayal, and lots more; she must learn to take her stand. Harrison's once-again return ignited a firestorm of emotions, for their reunion was a little complicated. Delilah's family is hiding secrets, and a shocking revelation, forcing her into a desperate engagement with another man. Harrison's jealousy ignites, threatening to destroy them both. Will their love survive the lies, betrayal, and secrets that surround them? «««««««♦»»»»»»» Author's Note: This story begins with Delilah and Harrison's early lives, tracing their journey from the innocence of high school to the heartbreak of adulthood, and ultimately, to the moment when their paths collide once more. Join me on this emotional rollercoaster as we delve into the complexities of love, family, and identity. I hope you stay with me as the story begins to unfold. Remember to leave your honest reviews, this humble author is ready to listen to your thoughts. ♥ midsummer07.

What if our protagonist suddenly finds herself surrounded by the characters of her favorite novel series Sherlock Holmes in the present century? Yeah that's basically the story, protagonist is dazai kinnie(if you know what I mean) so there would be some depressive stuff.

A 18+ novel for incest lover, a relation between mom and son

A person faces two sets of dilemmas - one that has to be accepted despite the desire to avoid it, and the other that is easy but wrong. Dark surroundings, dim light, and a confused, uncomfortable expression on the face. A vague crisis looms in the background, which cannot be avoided.

In a world overshadowed by eternal darkness, monstrous creatures born from meteorite fragments have ravaged humanity, forcing survivors underground into a colony devoid of light. Among them is Zami Agatoru, a young man burdened by tragedy and destined for greatness. Once a promising warrior of his clan, Zami was the sole survivor of a monster attack that claimed his family and clan. Now, he dwells in the vast, oppressive underworld, facing unimaginable horrors while seeking redemption and purpose. Zami’s strength stems not from supernatural powers but from years of relentless training and a cursed ability: revival. Upon death, Zami revives moments before his defeat, retaining memories and honing his skills over countless lifetimes. This ability has allowed him to surpass human limits, evolving both mind and body into the perfect warrior. Armed with a black katana forged from an otherworldly stone and a toxic dagger he crafted from monster bones, Zami ventures deeper into the colony. He faces terrifying Vessels, avatars of powerful entities tied to the meteorites. Each Vessel wields devastating abilities, challenging Zami’s resolve and pushing him beyond his physical and mental limits. As Zami progresses, he unravels the colony's dark secrets: the origin of the meteorites, the true nature of the Vessels, and the essence of the creatures that worship these fragments. Along the way, he uncovers the deeper truth about himself and the entity that dwells within him—Karesh, a being tied to the meteorite’s power. Driven by the need to protect humanity and confront the Vessels, Zami faces impossible odds. From the Abyssal Cradle, home of the fearsome Wailing Dread, to the Forsaken Hollow, where the Silent Agony’s true body lies, and the Withering Spire, where Shattered Dominion warps reality itself, Zami battles creatures that defy logic. Amid this chaos, Zami grapples with his humanity. His stoic, emotionless demeanor hides a young man carrying the weight of loss and duty. Moments of quiet—crafting weapons, preparing food, or reflecting on his clan’s philosophy—highlight his depth and resilience. Through countless revivals, bloody battles, and grueling challenges, Zami inches closer to his ultimate goal: destroying the meteorite fragments and ending the monsters’ reign. But with each battle, the cost of his journey grows heavier, forcing him to confront the essence of sacrifice, mortality, and the question of what it truly means to be human.

Note:All the spicy things are here R18

Warning- only read if you're an adult. You shouldn't read if you don't like twisted or lewd things that aren't the norm. Just saying, oki. This isn't the ceo love romance. We all known cheating is bad, but when a guy does it, it's fine. All these stories about a man entering a fantasy world, banging all the different ladies, but when a woman does it, it is seen as a bad deed. Here's a story where the lead is female, and sex is part of the journey.

no, no no! Don’t die on me.. Wally screamed holding tightly onto the life less body of this wife ,everything around him seem to have come to a stop,watching her stop breathing.. Few months ago, he wouldnt have pictured himself in that kind of position, caring, hurting ,loosing his mind and love? It sure was the last thing on his mind When he decided to make her his one year Project.. A project he lost himself in ……. Who is ready for my new story?

This book is about a girl, Emilie Sarthan, being in a forced arranged marriage with duke marninton. She doesnt know which is worse , being in a abusive household, or having to marry a powerful but cold man.

my story and warning about mother hood

"From a botanical perspective, your mom is undeniably a total slut." Jialong shrugged and said nonchalantly. I brought the lemon tea to my lips and took a sip without any expression. If you think my next move was to throw the entire cup of lemon tea in Jialong’s face, you’d be wrong. Because what Jialong said was the unvarnished truth—pure and without a hint of exaggeration. No matter which academic discipline you examine it from, my mother, Meng Xi, 36 years old, is a woman steeped in debauchery to her very core. As Da Jun, who enjoys simultaneously taking her from behind while forcing her to sing "Conquer," once said, "Your mom’s brazenness is downright otherworldly."

After Lin Xu's death, she realized the world she lived in was actually a novel. Her eldest son was a twisted villain obsessed with imprisoning the novel's heroine, engaging in dark and sinister "locked-room" games. Her second son was a morally dubious villain who would casually draw blood or harvest organs from stand-ins to save his "white moonlight" — the novel's heroine. And her only daughter? A hopelessly love-struck supporting character who revolved around the novel's male lead. "A mother's failure to teach her children is her own fault," Lin Xu thought after being reborn. Determined, she resolved to straighten out these rebellious kids. But before she could act, her eldest son's cold and intimidating face turned slightly red as he murmured, "Can you... pat my head?" Her second son turned away with a cold huff, his tone full of tsundere pride. "I... I’m not going home. But if you insist, I might consider it." Her daughter ran over and ruthlessly shoved her brothers aside. "Mom, come help me with this question~" Later, her two sons ended up in a full-on brawl over a bowl of noodles Lin Xu had made. The novel's heroine? Who cared about her when their mother was more important? Meanwhile, her daughter completely reinvented herself, determined that no male lead from any novel would interfere with her studies! The family became a harmonious and lively bunch. Then, one day, her supposedly deceased husband, who had lost his memory, suddenly reappeared. He cornered her against a wall, his eyes filled with struggle. "Even if you’re married, I still love you." Lin Xu pretended to be serious. "Oh? So what should we do about that?" He pulled her into a tight embrace, his voice deep and pained. "Divorce him!" Lin Xu chuckled to herself. "Alright, I'll divorce him right away." But when her husband regained his memory, he gritted his teeth and declared, "Divorce? Over my dead body!"

“What do you think you are doing with my father?” Henry asked in panic. “Giving him a son he would be proud of,” I replied with a slight smile. ••• The famous Musk family were known for their riches and prestige, but mostly because Hozier Musk, who came from nothing, had made a name for himself. Along the line, he realized his sons had become arrogant with his wealth. So he decided to put them to a test. He disappeared from their lives for eight years, but he gave his son a task, and whoever won would own a greater share of his wealth. Now Henry, his second son, married a wife who helped him build his reputation and wealth till he was richer and more successful than his brother, but he ended up divorcing her. But as fate might have it, Emily, his ex-wife, met his father, and she took matters into her own hands. But it doesn’t end there, as things got drastic really quickly. 

Fleeing to my mom's best friend for help, I never expected Auntie Shan, who watched me grow up since I was little, to harbor such ulterior motives toward me...

Thousands of disciples cultivate in the Heavenly Demon Sect, hoping to become famed Immortals and Sages in the future. Geniuses rise among them, the chosen ones who are born to defy the Heavens. This world belongs to them. The others are mere spectators in their story. And I'm perfectly fine with that. I'm but a mere laborer. Just that I can see all kinds of energies. Wait, you want me to become the head of the farmers? Just because I cultivated some Pure-Yang Spiritual Wheat Stalks? Hold on, I don't have time to check your Three-Winged Golden Crow, Grand Elder. The Sect Master has asked me to help him with this Qi Plague! No. I told you, Elder Sister. I don't know how to concoct a Fertility Pill. I'm not an Alchemist but a mere laborer! If you have much gold, though... perhaps I can help you with that.

At the end off his life Bowin comes to a grim reality, he died having lived no life of his own. Everything that he did was under service of, first his parents, then his family. From the outside looking in he had it all, but that was nothing more than a facade. He dies unsatisfied. Now reincarnated in another body, he seizes the opportunity to truly a life that is his own. Never again tying himself to the expectations or happiness of another person. Willing to face any challenge that tries to take away his freedom, even if he has to survive and overcome a gruesome war.