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(give it a try im sure u will like it) The protagonist wakes up in a ice cold, unfamiliar room. A mysterious black crown with glowing red veins lies before them. A single figure commands them to take it. When they do, a single word echoes in their mind: "Rule," sealing their fate.

Prince Arthur Aethersworn of Tashran knows his place: powerless, caged by tradition, and haunted by his lack of magic in a family brimming with it. Under his father’s impassive yet critical eye, he’s forced into training for a throne he can never claim without true power. Just as he’s about to resign to a bleak fate, a mysterious figure with ties to forbidden magic offers Arthur a choice: break free and seek the fabled Dragon's Eyes, or remain bound by royal duty. On this quest, he risks everything: his loyalties, family ties, and deepest beliefs. As he uncovers hidden powers, he faces powerful forces determined to prevent him from changing his destiny. Embark on Arthur's journey, an adventure where casting aside one’s humanity becomes a path, not a barrier to untold power.

Jack Ryder is a young apprentice to a skilled but mysterious Alchemist in the towering city of Arcfall, a vertical metropolis divided into levels. Each level, from the dark slums of the Ankles to the sunlit Ribcage, reflects a starkly different way of life. For Jack, living and working in the Ribcage is a dream come true—a far cry from the harsh Ankles where he grew up. Jack spends his days gathering rare ingredients and delivering potions, always eager to impress the Alchemist and learn more about her craft. But during a routine trip to the Ankles, he finds the area eerily empty and is stopped by soldiers searching for a dangerous fugitive. While trying to escape, Jack and the Alchemist discover a strange, dark object hidden in an alley. It’s unlike anything they’ve ever seen, pulsing with an unsettling energy that neither of them can explain. As Jack continues his work, he begins to uncover signs that something is very wrong in Arcfall. The soldiers aren’t just searching for a fugitive—they’re guarding secrets that could upend the city. Strange phenomena are appearing in the lower levels, and whispers of rebellion are rising from the shadows. Jack must figure out the truth behind the mysterious object, the soldiers’ mission, and how it all connects to Arcfall’s future. As the city faces an uncertain fate, Jack is forced to choose: stay safe and keep his place in the Ribcage, or risk everything to protect the people and the city he loves.

Shinzo Tanaka, aged 16, enters a “social assistance” building, where the sole purpose is to socialize. Except that, one fine day, an unknown man will appear in front of all the residents of the BSA, and force them to play a game, without explanation or precise aim. All the people in the building will have to play this game, without even knowing its origin, and conflicts and alliances will ensue.

A young boy discovered he was no ordinary human. Gifted with extraordinary intelligence and heightened senses, he soon realized the cause-a strange symbol of an alpha slash on his back, alive like a heartbeat. Through research, he learned he was half-wolf, half-human, with a powerful wolf spirit locked within his soul, waiting for its energy gate to open. But his discovery drew the attention of the dark alphas, creatures of shadow bent on destroying him. They eventually captured him, and during a desperate escape attempt, their leader struck him with a deadly slash across the symbol on his back. The blow unleashed a surge of energy, breaking the seal on his wolf spirit. Pain turned to power as he transformed into a full werewolf, stronger and fiercer than ever before.

The story follows a successful event planner, Emma, who has given up on love after a string of failed relationships. She's focused on her career and is determined to make her business a success. However, when she meets her new client, the handsome and charming billionaire, Alexander, she finds herself falling for him despite her best efforts to resist. As they work together to plan a high-profile wedding, Emma and Alexander must navigate their growing feelings for each other, all while dealing with the challenges of their respective pasts and the pressure of their high-stakes careers. In the end, true love saves the day, and Emma and Alexander find their happily ever after.

Reborn Flames, a writer, who's known for his shitty novel, ‘The world of trials’, found himself stuck in his prologue. Not a writer’s block. Actual stuck as in real life stuck in his novel. Everything seem to go well yesterday, he was offered an adaptation for his novel, and a big interview was arranged by his company. But when he opened his eyes, he awaken to see a white room, and he mistakes reality for some sort of dream

Thomas is a boy plagued with feelings of loneliness and isolation when one day, he discovers a mysterious box with the power to create life within it. Eager to escape his isolation, he becomes the Author of Life, shaping worlds and civilizations. As he grapples with his newfound power, Thomas learns that playing god has consequences beyond imagination. Civilizations and worlds will crumble and thrive all under his imperfect guidance.

Revenge, Becoming the strongest, living a wholesome life, protecting the world? Nope, I was just curious. Curious about how a world would be like if there wasn't a single main character. I have always hated main characters who take all the spot light for themselves and make a fool out of everyone just because they can, I wanted a world where everyone can be a main character. A world where the antagonist can kill the protagonist, a world without a protagonist. I always thought that it was an impossible task... however fate wasn't so cruel as everyone thought it to be. Or, maybe I was just lucky... Lucky enough to get a second chance. Lucky enough to create a world where everyone can be a protagonist of their own story (Maybe not everyone but I tried my best), a world without a protagonist. --------------- Join the discord server. https://discord.gg/BaP4c8b8Vq

I was a normal novelist, who got really popular after creating my first novel "Fever War" and went to Comiket to not only meet my fans, but also sell my own merchs. Only for me to make a stupid bet with one of my fans and got sent into my own novel. Now I have to survive this everchanging landscape, due to my appearance and the butterfly effect I have caused and try to find a way back, and get back against the one who sent me to this place.

Axe is a struggling novelist who stumbles upon an otherworldly online writing tool that would grant his desires to become the greatest author. Though he found it hard to believe, he fell at the hands of the website's temptation and imported his almost finished novel into the platform. After importing his work and making changes to his story, he drifted off to sleep and opened his eyes to find himself in the world of his own novel as an extra. Projection of chapters: 900 - 1000 chapters Releases for chapters are scheduled at midnight - early morning AEDT time. Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/jr8Mmd8sBv

After a freak accident, Izzy thought she had died. But instead of waking up in the afterlife she expected, she finds herself in Hell—a place filled with demons, monsters, and suffering souls. The problem? It wasn’t her time to die, and now, she’s stuck. Izzy's only chance to escape Hell is to work as the assistant to Lucian, the top Grim Reaper—who happens to be charming, snarky, and infuriatingly handsome. As she learns to navigate her new life collecting souls and dealing with Hell's bureaucracy, she must also survive the murder attempts of Lucian's colleagues who see her as a dangerous anomaly. Caught between the world of the living and the dead, Izzy must confront the mysteries surrounding her own existence and decide whether to fight for a second chance at life or embrace the darkness. In a realm where death is just the beginning, she must learn that even Hell can have a silver lining…if she can survive it.

I'm Xavier Cromwell, a 21-year-old university student and web novel author. My days are pretty routine—attending classes, managing assignments, and squeezing in time to write my novel "RISE FROM THE ASHES". Today seemed no different, the steady clatter of my keyboard filling the room as I crafted another chapter. But then the doorbell rang, interrupting my flow. DING! I sighed, reluctantly pushing away from my desk and heading to the door. Little did I know, my life was about to take a turn I never saw coming. The moment I opened the door, something—or rather someone—came barreling into me. It was like a pink blur, and before I could even react, I was on the floor, knocked flat by what felt like a human missile. Clutching onto me, the pink rocket—no, a girl, her arms wrapped tightly around me—gazed up with sparkling eyes and, in the sweetest, most endearing voice, she whispered: "I've finally found you, my HUSBAND~" *** Note: The story takes place in an alternate earth, with a different geography and countries.

She was going to find the author and kill him for making her suffer! Ye Qing Xin did not want to be a villain. However, no matter how much she tried to change her life, a force would make her do things that she did not want to do. In the end, she died. Tragically. When she woke up again, Ye Qing Xin found that she was surrounded by people who claimed that they were her family members. According to them, she was involved in an accident and has been in a coma for a week. In this new world, she was finally free from the force that was always controlling her. Ye Qing Xin planned to live life freely, finally without anyone or any power controlling her. Her best friend stole her fiance? She did not care about it. Just let this so-called friend keep this scumbag! Someone planned to overthrow her from her company? Tsk… Do they think it was easy to bully her? One day, Ye Qing Xin was walking in a bookstore when she found a book. Seeing the characters' names and the story made her realize that it the past, she has been living in a book! The author has been so cruel to assign her as a villain! No. A cannon fodder! Who was the author? Where was the author? Ye Qing Xin swore that once she got her hand on that person, she will never let him go! --- This book is my WSA 2023 entry~ --- Cover Illustration commission by kirinlukis --- Shared universe with: 1. Loving You Too Much 2. True Love and Other Lies 3. A Lifetime with You 4. The Dragon Beside Me 5. Love So Sweet 6. Commander Qi's Runaway Wife 7. The Wedding Planner's Romance 8. The Author Must Die

"The field where your imagination writes. The empty canvas only to be stained by your ink. Welcome to the Author's playground." Elijah, a once-trending novelist known for churning out clichéd stories to gain fame and wealth, finally grew disillusioned with his work. In a fit of spite, he decided to end his latest novel by killing off every character. Then a system popped up over his head. [ Welcome back to your Playground! ]

Samul is a novel author. He enjoys writing novels and even reading other's works as well. But that's just it. Reading and writing novels. Those are the only things Samuel enjoyed in his whole life. His parents were well-off and he didn't need to find a job to feed himself. Everything going well for him until he died, his health was worsening as the day went by. Before he died he tried to write a thank you letter to his parents but he couldn't do that too. The next thing he knows he wakes up in the world that he created, [Blade Of Destiny]. However, instead of transmigrating into the body of the main character or even a side character, the boy became an extra called Lucas Darkheart. Who is Lucas Darkheat? No Idea! He's just an Extra in the novel! ...Or is he just an Extra? ______ Note: The cover is mine and also this cover is made by Author A4KL. &-- Support me one Pateron patreon.com/InkWaver_122

"I shall tame all things, even the very Dao itself shall submit to my authority." ~ Xian Tiandi ---------- "The higher you stand the farther you can see." Xian Tiandi sighed and looked at the Golden Time Hourglass in his hands and without any further hesitation he activated it's one-time-use ability all for one purpose. To start all over again. It didn't matter that he was the Dao Sovereign at the peak of the world revered by countless immortals and mortals alike. He wanted to ascend to a higher realm of power and to achieve that he had to start all over again. Even though he wasn't sure if this artifact will work, Xian Tiandi took a leap of faith. A leap through time. Let's see, what happens when such a mighty figure initiates a restart for the perfect run. His method? Pioneer a new Dao. The Dao of Supreme Taming! -----------

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A female S-class hunter suddenly came to the association coordinator's room, Mr. Raymond only glanced at her and continued reading the important documents in front of him. feeling ignored, the hunter snapped at the association coordinator's desk, of course it was still fairly quiet by hunter standards. “What is it hunter Aveline?” “You know me, coordinator? If you know me, why are you ignoring me? I'm an S-class hunter, coordinator!” snapped Aveline. “Of course I know you hunter Aveline, but didn't you make an appointment first? I'm busy, so get out of here” “Please just this once, coordinator, you're the only one I can trust.” for the first time Aveline lowered her famously high self-esteem. “So what is hunter Aveline?” “It might be hard to believe, coordinator” Aveline was hesitant if the decision she made was the right one. Because according to her memories Raymond was a good person, when the world was nearing its end. “Just say it, I don't have much time” Raymond waited for Aveline's answer, hoping that something serious had happened. “I'm a returner!” “Yeah? What the hell Aveline do you think the world is a novel? Get out, I don't have time to talk about things like that” “Wait a minute, I really am a returner, coordinator” “Yes, yes there are many hunters who do that here too, talking about being a returner but it turns out it's just a joke” “But I'm right, coordinator...” “No, get out of my room hunter Aveline.” “But...” “I'm busy” “Alright, I'll come next time.” “Please don't come again.”

You are to move into my house because as my P. A you have to be responsible for my every day Life. what are you saying sir ? oops I forgot , you don't have a say in this. feeling dejected I can't help but accept defeat. Meet Alicia West and her cold aloof boss. what could possibly be the secret behind the cold and aloof Bryan O'Connell? join me

The world's perspective of Felix is of someone who is strong, talented and daunting. But that isn't how he looks at himself. "Disgusting" Those are the only words that leave his mouth, when he looks at the mirror. A curse, a darkness seeped in his soul, that only he knows and wishes no one else to suffer the same fate as him. He is strange. But on the first day of the academy, he meets someone, as strange-no even stranger than him, so he had to ask- "Who are you?" And he gets a reply that turns his world upside down. "The Author. Creator of this world."

The book he wrote wasn't some ordinary book, nor was he an ordinary person. He holds the ability to see the future unknowingly and writes it down as great stories.  Little did he know, he would wake up in a different body in a world where he finds out the characters in his book…A world of magic, swords and monsters.  'Wait, this isn't a world from my novel. It's a real world and the novel is just my prediction of some people just like the guardian said. So I will just enjoy the show as an audience and leave after the story ends. I have a whole new world to discover in front of me.' But what awaits him was something he could never imagine. In front of the world, in front of the whole universe, his assumption was just a grind of sand. The truth of the world made him rethink his life and the life he lived back in another world.  Viktor North, the author, finds himself in the middle of the whole universe where he was nothing but an extra later in his life as he kept living. An extra who was abandoned by his mother, his brother who was an elemental guardian and also a demigod, his race and the God.  'But I prefer to sleep than going against these unwanted people and unwanted problems. I want to sleep. I just want to shut my eyes and sleep under my warm blanket, probably forever if it's possible.' This is the story of an author, a grand magician, a guardian who somehow became a god and the only thing he could think of was sleep.  He is the definition of what a 'Shut-in' is. ... ... The cover is not mine so if someone have any prob. ..Ask me right away.. :p [ If you wish to contact me, DM on instagram -- @miami_rin ]

She was always the woman behind the scenes—until everything changed. Bailey Hartfield has spent five years managing the chaotic life of billionaire Caleb Reid, secretly hiding her feelings under her professional smile. But when a tragic accident erases Caleb’s memory of the past five years, Bailey has a new role to fill: his fiancée.  Trapped in a lie created by his manipulative parents, Bailey must survive with her heart intact in a dangerous game where nothing is as it seems. As Caleb recovers, the lines between truth and lie blur, and Bailey finds herself falling deeper for the man who doesn’t remember the past. But when Caleb’s ex, the possessive and dangerous Isabelle, returns to reclaim her place by Caleb’s side, Bailey’s world threatens to crumble apart.  Will their love survive the truth, or will the lies tear them apart forever?