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Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Five years ago,Artemis disappeared. One day,the hunters found her and for some reason,she couldn't remember what had happened to her during those five years. What could have gone on,and why was the goddess so different.

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This tells the story of an arrogant man named Héctor, who transforms into a powerful and immortal creature called Inti. He struggles to control his abilities of teleportation and transformation, experiencing repeated deaths and rebirths. Through these experiences, Inti seeks to master his gifts while facing deadly challenges, his arrogance growing as he discovers the limits of his power and the futility of death for him. It’s also the story of an arrogant young man who finds himself in the world of Percy Jackson.

The path of investing in Bitcoin can be exciting and profitable, but it can also take unanticipated and disastrous turns. Since the prospect of quick money and financial independence beckons, many people experience excitement and opportunity during their first journey into the world of cryptocurrencies. But as I have seen firsthand, that charm may be swiftly replaced by a nightmare of loss and betrayal. Everything went so smoothly at first because I had done my homework, looked at market trends, and felt secure in my choice to make a sizable investment in Bitcoin. My possessions' value soared, and I was ecstatic to see my digital wallet fill up with wealth. That bliss, however, was short-lived because I was soon the victim of a highly skilled hacking scheme that depleted my account of all remaining satoshi. When I understood how much harm had been done, panic struck, and I quickly looked for a means to get my stolen money back. At that point, I learned about Asset Rescue Specialist, a unique service that gives victims of online fraud and cryptocurrency theft hope. I was led through a painstaking process of tracking down the illegal transactions, collaborating with law enforcement, and exploring legal options to recover what was properly mine after contacting their staff. Despite the lengthy and difficult process, which was full of disappointments and difficulties, I was eventually able to retrieve a sizable amount of my lost Bitcoin thanks to the Asset Rescue Specialist knowledge and perseverance. The experience has left me with a deeper appreciation for the risks and complexities of the cryptocurrency landscape, but also a renewed determination to navigate it safely and responsibly. While the initial thrill of investing in Bitcoin may have given way to heartbreak, I am grateful to have found the support and guidance I needed to overcome this challenge and emerge stronger on the other side. Contact Email; assetrescuespecialist@qualityservice.com Or WhatsApp,+19035591733 Regards, Morgan Jackson.

Gods and Mortals tells the story of Klaus Walker, a teenager who has always been indifferent and apathetic to the world around him. But everything changes when he discovers that he is the child of a God. As he struggles to come to terms with his new reality, he must decide whether to embrace his destiny and uphold his duties as a Demigod or to ignore it altogether, seeking an average life. The story of Gods and Mortals is an enchanting modern fantasy tale that weaves together the extraordinary realms of gods and humans. With captivating characters, as well as a new and immersive mythology, this book draws readers into a world where ancient deities and mortal destinies collide. If you were captivated by the magic of the Percy Jackson franchise, prepare to embark on a breathtaking adventure with Gods and Mortals.

At twenty-five, Audrey Gray's life is turned upside down when her father makes a desperate deal to save his company from bankruptcy. In exchange for a hefty sum of money, Audrey is forced to marry Adrien Morano, the CEO of the powerful Morano Group. Audrey's life takes a drastic turn as she becomes entangled with the Morano family.

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What if you wake up on the morning of your fifteenth birthday to discover a system screen floating over your head? It means you are a Mystic, one of the hundred people born each year who have access to the Celestial system and powers of the universe. What if when you go to get registered as a Mystic at their Academy you discover that all the slots are taken? There are already a hundred mystics in the system. You are a strange anomaly that has never happened in a billion years. Well, you must be none other than Xavier Xerxes. The weird teenager who was bullied for his strange white skin, long snowy hair and pink eyes is now also a Mystic who shouldn't exist. It couldn't have gotten any worse for him. Now he has to attend Celestial Academy to get basic training in leveling up and growing into the full potentials of his powers so he can slay demons and battle monsters from real to realm. He has the opportunity to grow from a human to an Immortal, saving the world along the way. Cool, right? But there's one little problem. Xavier doesn't do anything that could pass off as stressful. No, he prefers to read books in the library. He loves to write stories and poems. He cries through romantic movies. He has never walked farther than a meter in his life. No sporting activity whatsoever. He hates violence. Now they expect him to carry a sword. He is supposed to turn his body into a weapon of destruction, and his mind into a fortress of power. What the hell? How is he expected to survive a day at Celestial Academy when he has been home schooled since he was a child? How is he supposed to kill a bloodthirsty troll when he is scared of spiders? Exercise drills, push ups, war games...meditating? Never before in his life! Right. We all have to wait and see. Hopefully he'll find a way not to die on the first day.

A boy is banished from his fathers land and sent off to an island. The boy, Thirsty for revenge on his father sets to destroy him. Yet once he lands on the island he finds someone that might be able to help with that.

It seemed like the earth had collapsed under my feet when I received the heartbreaking news that I had lost access to my Bitcoin wallet. My years' worth of bitcoin investments had seemingly disappeared into the digital ether, leaving me overcome with worry and sorrow. It was a sinking feeling like no other, compounded by the fact that this wallet had been my sole repository for those valuable digital assets. Frantically scouring the internet for any flicker of anticipation, I stumbled upon Digital Hack Recovery, a service that specialized in recovering lost or inaccessible cryptocurrency wallets. At first, I was skeptical – how could they possibly retrieve what I had resigned myself to losing forever? But as I delved deeper into their track record and methodology, a flicker of optimism began to reignite within me. They explained their meticulous process of analyzing wallet data, deploying advanced recovery techniques, and leaving no stone unturned in their pursuit of reuniting users with their rightful digital wealth. Tentatively, I reached out, pleading for their assistance, and to my immense relief and gratitude, they were able to successfully recover the contents of my long-lost Bitcoin wallet. The weight that had been crushing my spirit was lifted, replaced by a profound sense of relief and renewed faith in the power of technological solutions to overcome even the most daunting of financial setbacks. This experience has forever solidified my appreciation for the expertise and dedication of services like Digital Hack Recovery, who are truly making a difference in the lives of cryptocurrency users faced with the unthinkable prospect of permanent asset loss. To know more, send an email to: digitalhackrecovery@techie.com or WhatsApp +19152151930, you can also visit their Website; https://digitalhackrecovery.com

Premed student Ricky Connors, a student at Wayne State University and EMT, comes across challenges in the city of Detroit After Ricky meets a Paramedic at the hospital, they both get struck by lightning and gain electrical abilities as superpowered EMS partners Ricky and Desmond (The Paramedic) raise suspicions as Ricky's class mates start to go missing. With a new opioid drug on the black market and human sex trafficking becoming large issues in the city the Electrical Duo prepare to save the city from within

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

In a world where people wield powers shaped by their beliefs, a time manipulator, young Clarence De Cassell has been raised by Tesseris, the Lady of Time, after losing his parents in a devastating war. With a unique affinity for time, he finds comfort in the ticking of clocks while navigating his life alongside his best friend Rosie, who embodies the Concept of Guidance. As whispers of conflict swirl around him and the remnants of a secret organization are discovered, Clarence embarks on a journey to discover the hidden truth. He must confront the shadows of his past, uncover the truth behind the war, and decide his own fate in a world on the brink of chaos. With time running out, will he find the strength to change the course of his life and protect the realms?

Bailey seems to be never destined to fit in, a little geeky, but under it all, a hidden beauty that so many seem to miss, but still not what her pack Alpha is looking for in a fated mate... so he is determined to reject her and make her life hell. Bailey, knowing her life will likely never be the same focuses on what she can control, her future, and heads off to study; becoming a teacher. Asher is the Beta of Autumn Valley Pack, a neighbouring pack. A broken man having suffered the loss of his mate after a rogue attack, Asher is slowly crumbling. Falling to pieces. A shadow of his former self, and not a man that anyone wants to be around anymore... Until, Autumn Valley Pack require a new teacher, and Bailey finds herself there and pushed together with the Beta. Is there a connection building or is that in their imaginations? And what will happen when Bailey's mate comes back to claim what is his?

After the reuniting of Lord Alexander and Lady Adelia, Lord Alexander was met with the unpleasant surprise that the Adela that he remembered was not the Adelia before him. Although the two had known that they were destined to be married, it came as a quite a shock for not only Alexander, but for their entire family when Adelia refuses to go through with the ceremony for reasons unknown to all except for Adelia herself. Lady Adelia was not only the one who had changed during those years apart, Alexander was no longer the boy that she knew, but was now a man, as charming and dashing as he can be. Although, Adelia refuses to admit that she still loved Alexander and grew weaker and weaker to his charms everyday, they both seemed to have been falling undeniably deeper and deeper in love. Will Adelia finally stop playing hard to get and let go of the past allowing Alexander back into her life and heart once more? Will Alexander apply the pleasure and eventually win the heart of the only lady that he will ever love? Find out more after every chapter of 'Above all else: Simple Mine.' *********************************************************** DISCLAIMER All characters and events are all fictional. Any similarities between characters and events of history are all purely coincidental.

Have you ever been involved with your boss? Are you clumsy? Have you ever poured Hot Coffee in you're boss? If you answered "Yes" to atleast (2) two of these questions then you might be able to relate to our Female Lead, Marianna Catalina Rodriguez. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Marianna had embarked on a new journey in life working for the young Mr. Martinez who is notoriously known for his hot temper. Although Mr. Martinez's temper is hot do you know what is more hot? Thats right the hot coffee spilled all over him on the first day on Ms. Rodriguez's employment. But what is this? She isn't fired but promoted? What could possibly be the reason? A change of heart or just the main motive of getting in her pants? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There is only one way to find out and its by following along with the story of Marianna and Mr. Martinez. All work of fiction. Any real life events and people resemblance are all of pure coincidence. Leave comments and give feedback if you like. You can also follow me on ig. Ig and discord are both on my profile. Thank you for giving my story a chance and happy reading. •||☆2nd book of this series☆||•

Marvin is a kid who has a troubled past, he committed an act that would make most people the outcast of society, but when he becomes part of the Keppler family he has a new chance at life. He is now able to have the life of a normal kid but will he also be able to achieve his football potential while still living like a normal boy? Note: The first 5 chapters will be focused on Marvin before he becomes part of the Keppler family.

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In a city drenched by relentless rain, Li Wei bears the heavy burden of his family's despair, haunted by the illness of his beloved sister, Mei. Just as hope seems lost, he stumbles upon an enigmatic, dust-laden bookstore that whispers secrets of the past. Drawn inside, he discovers an ancient tome titled *The Path of the Eternal Soul*, a book that not only captivates his attention but also seems to resonate with a deep, unexplainable connection. Upon obtaining the book, Li Wei uncovers a meditation technique that promises to unlock hidden powers within him. But when he attempts it, he is unexpectedly thrust into the mystical Realm of Spirits—a surreal limbo where the boundaries of life and death blur. Here, he confronts the very shopkeeper who set him on this path, a wise old man who reveals the true nature of this realm and the formidable obstacles that lie ahead. To escape and save Mei, Li Wei must confront his deepest fears and the shadows of his own soul. The old man, embodying both mentor and guide, urges him to embrace this perilous journey, reminding him that the Realm of Spirits is not merely a destination, but a crucible for transformation. Fueled by love and desperation, Li Wei embarks on a breathtaking quest, one that will challenge everything he knows about himself and the world around him. As he ventures deeper into the unknown, he must harness his inner strength and learn that true power comes not only from the spirit but from the bonds that tie him to his family. With the stakes higher than ever, will he uncover the truth he seeks and find the Gate of Reincarnation before time runs out? Join Li Wei as he navigates a labyrinth of trials, revelations, and self-discovery in a realm where every choice could lead to salvation or despair.