Your Mama So Black Jokes

A mother who just lost her child. "It's not you fault mama, i'm in a better place now. "

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

When monsters sprouted from suddenly appearing towers all over the world, the world leaders created an organization of skilled warriors to tackle this problem. The warriors compromised of awakened humans; people who had gotten skills similar to those in a video game. Unfortunately, not everyone was willing to join this attack force, so the world leaders implemented a lottery-system to fill out the ranks. A few years later, Evelyn’s twin sister was chosen via lottery to become a discoverer, but their biased parents forced Evelyn to go in her sister's stead, putting her in the line of danger. The only salvation was that her finance was also sent on the same mission. The mission was to conquer a new Boss floor, and they were to fight against a monster of unpresented might. What she hadn’t expected was that her fiancé would betray her, because of a plot he concocted together with her sister. The monster annihilated their whole team before they were finally able to defeat it, but her fiancé had no thoughts of letting her leave the tower. Stabbing her in the back, he leered over her as he explained their plan while she slowly bled to death. With the last of her life force, dead set on getting her revenge on the man she had promised her life with, she heals the boss monster in hopes that it will kill him. As she slowly closes her eyes, the world going dark around her, a notification from the system pops up. “ New class: Black healer Congratulations! You have completed the hidden legendary quest, healing an S-ranked monster on its last breath by sacrificing yourself. Your immensely caring heart should be an inspiration to all healers, both human and monsters! Not caring for the wounded’s different race and even sacrificing the last of your own life, you have been given a new chance at life. ” Waking up, she is now back three years before the battle took place. Her new life starts now!

He gave up on life... But death was not the end. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself in a world unlike anything he’s ever known — a realm of magic, mythical races, and ancient forces that whisper of forgotten truths. Stripped of his past and trapped in a body that isn’t his, he must walk a path chosen for him. A path that leads either to salvation… or a fate far worse than hell. As dark forces stir and the weight of unseen consequences begins to mount, Vantias must uncover the secrets of this strange world — and perhaps, discover what it truly means to live again. In a world where good and evil are blurred, survival demands more than strength. It demands sacrifice, resolve, and the courage to face who you once were — and who you must become.

Vanta Black is an ancient sci-fi fantasy novel blending 300,000 years of human reign, with everything left to come. Join as we explore the life of Ma'koh, a boy born in modern day New Nubia, a major graphene supplier in the New World. World Building Inspired by: Lee, Oda, and Africa

Between two worlds lies a hidden gate—one that connects Earth to a parallel realm twisted by chaos. Roddur Roy, a seemingly ordinary boy from Earth, stumbles into the other world through a teleportation gate. But this realm is no fantasy. Here, animals mutate into deadly monsters overnight, and survival depends on the blade of a Hunter. Backed by a secretive organization from Earth, elite Hunters risk everything to eliminate these creatures and protect the fragile balance between dimensions. As Roddur is pulled deeper into this war-torn world, he must uncover the truth behind the monstrous transformations, the Gate itself, and his own connection to both realms. A battle is coming. And Roddur may be the only one who can hunt the darkness before it hunts us all. Action. Fantasy. Sci-Fi. Welcome to the world of Black Hunter.

After being forced to fulfill 21 wishes across 21 different worlds, I thought I had finally earned my freedom. I was ready to die in peace… But then, I was brought back to life. One final wish. A tragedy. A virtue beyond understanding. This… is the beginning of the Black Wish!

Brought to the Station, Keith is offered freedom for experimentation. He accepted it. Now he has a war to fight. Mysteries to uncover and pain to withstand. His Present life, is even worst in the Past.

Space is vast, unfathomable—an ocean of shadows where humanity has advanced without understanding what lurks in its depths. Twenty-two years ago, a planet appeared out of nowhere. It was on no star map. It had no orbit, no light, no signs of life. Yet, it pulsed. Now, the ship Astraea-7 is on its way to meet it. The mission is clear. The crew knows why they are there. All except one. Haruto never asked to be part of this exploration. But his presence is no coincidence. He is the key—though he does not know it yet. As the ship crosses the planet’s threshold, signals distort, communication breaks, and the silence is filled with something else. Then, it happens. For the first time in human history, the abyss answers. And in the depths of the shadow, a voice whispers: “Welcome home.” Thus begins Haruto’s journey of self-discovery, where he will uncover the echoes of a forgotten past and the shadow of a future he has yet to understand.

In a world where ancient gods and shadowy powers influence humanity’s fate, Kosei’s quiet life is shattered when sinister forces begin to surface. Saidy Pandrit, a ruthless warlord from India, is only the first of many dark players seeking to unleash chaos upon the world. Guided by John I Tzimiske—a mortal granted extraordinary strength by celestial beings—Kosei must navigate a deadly web of conspiracies, demonic threats, and divine intrigues. As more enemies emerge from the shadows, each wielding their own terrible power, Kosei is drawn deeper into an epic struggle between light and darkness, where the survival of humanity depends on uncovering the secrets of the Angels and stopping the coming apocalypse. Black Genesis is a high-stakes tale of destiny, power, and sacrifice at the crossroads of myth and reality.

Demi mengikuti turnamen renang tingkat kabupaten di California, sepuluh peserta tim putra terpilih di Kabupaten Sonoma (total setelah penyaringan terdapat 27 peserta tim putra dan 21 peserta tim putri) memutuskan untuk mengadakan latihan mandiri selama beberapa hari di sebuah vila di ujung kota Healdsburg dengan didampingi oleh satu asisten coach dan satu dokter. Daerah vila itu sepi dan dikelilingi hutan yang cukup luas. Mereka akan latihan di sana selama beberapa hari, berlatih di sana secara mandiri, lalu pulang dan mengikuti latihan resmi bersama teman-teman mereka yang lain sebelum akhirnya berangkat untuk mengikuti turnamen nasional California. Mereka tidak tahu bahwa kejadian yang tragis akan terjadi secara beruntun selama mereka latihan di vila itu. Satu demi satu dari mereka mati. Dengan cara yang berbeda. Dengan cara yang mengerikan. Jadi, siapakah pelakunya? Salah satu dari mereka? Atau ada sesuatu...yang tak terlihat?

Let's follow a different Regulus Arcturus Black (RAB) in another version of the Marauder era and Voldemort's first rise to power. From multiple perspectives. In J. K. Rowling's original series, RAB sacrifices himself to bring about Voldemort's downfall, and does everything as an heir to the House of Black would do without caring about himself. This time his order of priorities is different, himself first, his family second, and everyone else third if he has time for anything else.

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENTS] Set in the city of New York, The story begins with Liam and Jenna O'Brien, abandoned by their father, soon later the death of their mother leaving the two siblings in the difficult world. Liam being the father figure wants nothing more than to make sure his kid sis get through school and have a good life, but all that changed when Jenna is wanted for killing three of her classmates, why she did it wasn't much of the question... it was how she did. Now becoming a target of both ghouls and G.I agents [Ghoul Investigators] Both siblings are thrust into a world of pain and rejection, hunted in the city as 'New York's Most Wanted' A young female ghoul, Riley Leah, comes to their recuse giving them a choice of hiding forever or dying. Will they survive the hunt? Or is a sibling bond stronger than any other thing? Well, you will just have to find out. DISCLAIMER: I Do Not Own The Pictures Used, Credits To The Owner.

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

In an alternate version of our world, Essence—a metaphysical energy flowing through all living things—shapes the very fabric of reality. There are three primary types: the Essence of the Spirit, the Essence of the Soul, and the Essence of Nature. This power fuels the eternal battle against Lingering Souls—humans who refuse to pass on to the “Other Side,” instead bringing chaos and death to the living. To combat these threats, the Neavu Ritualist Society was formed—an order of individuals skilled in Rituals, Sigils, and the manipulation of Essence. Thrust into this strange and dangerous world, a boy named June takes up the path of a Ritualist in hopes of fulfilling his dead friend’s final wish. Souls, demons, spirits—twisting through a world where reality bends beneath Rituals and ancient powers. What awaits in the shadows? And what kind of place… is this? (I don't know shit about the U.S so spare me please. I'm inspired by Jujutsu kaisen, Monogatari and Rezero, so expect a lot of elements from various series (: )

Part 1: Sho Hizuki is a 17 year old highschooler who has blood cancer and has been living with his little sister ever since their mother died and their father abandoned them since their mother died, and now he has to work to make a better living environment for his little sister while trying to make his own condition better. But in doing so, he ended isolated and with no friends at school and his job. Part 2: A girl named Yūki Takina, who had the same condition as Sho Hizuki, appeared I his life and changing him to see the world from new perspective. But the only difference in their conditions was that she had a heart disease, but she didn't let it stop her from enjoying her life and making new friends. Part 3: In the end, their all needed quick treatment before it was too late for them. But even so, they kept their condition to them selves without their new friends knowing about it, and as though as their situation was they started to fall for each other.

Maraian 's life is toss here and due to the demise of her parents, she is sold to a wealthy man with extreme anger issues due to the betrayal from his ex. Will she be able to tame him, will he know the main reason he married her. Find all these answers in the novel.

Oliver’s life was going nowhere fast—until a strange encounter with a speeding black car pulled him into a world he never knew existed. What started as an ordinary day quickly turns into a battle between forces beyond human understanding. Suddenly gifted with strange powers and surrounded by people hiding dangerous secrets, Oliver is thrown into a hidden war against terrifying supernatural threats. But nothing is as it seems, and the deeper he goes, the more twisted and thrilling the truth becomes. In a world where devils walk among men and power comes at a price, Oliver must navigate mystery, danger, and temptation—while uncovering the reason he was chosen for this new life. ⟨Please support the story by adding it to your collection and generously awarding it with power stones and golden tickets⟩

in wolrd wich people dont get to live long i want to live longer than anybody in a world of bloodshed i want my blood to flow

Mei Chang finds herself transmigrated to a novel she read , there she finds that she is a slave of a certain prince—

Anita Candra Atmoko seorang wanita yang berusia 27 tahun. Diusianya yang sudah matang Anita belum menikah sama sekali. Karena Anita sangat disibukkan oleh pekerjaan di kantor yang sedang menumpuk. Ketika perusahaan di mana Anita bekerja sedang melakukan kegiatan camping. Anita telah kehilangan mahkotanya yang telah dijaganya. Setelah kejadian itu, Anita mengandung seorang bayi. Namun Anita tidak mengetahuinya. Ketika perubahan pada tubuhnya yang mendadak. Akhirnya Anita memeriksakan dirinya. Sontak saja Anita terkejut. Ternyata Anita sedang mengandung. Bagaimana Anita menyikapi berita tersebut? Apakah Anita mempertahankan kandungannya? Danu Surya Witama. Seorang pria yang baru saja pulang dari Amerika. Disuruh sang papa ikut camping. Tanpa disadari olehnya, beberapa teman baik Danu telah menjebaknya. Danu diberikan minuman kaleng yang sudah diberikan obat. Tanpa ada rasa curiga Danu meminumnya. Lama kelamaan Danu merasakan tubuhnya bereaksi. Setelah itu Danu mencari pelampiasannya ke seorang wanita yang tidak diketahui identitasnya itu. Setelah kejadian itu Danu tidak mencari keberadaan wanita itu. Selang seminggu Danu dipertemukan oleh wanita itu yang bernama Anita. Anita sendiri secara resmi menjadi sekretarisnya. Danu mengagumi sosok Anita yang begitu kuat saat menjalani kehamilannya tanpa ada seseorang yang berada di sampingnya. Hingga Anita melahirkan seorang bayi laki-laki. Yang di mana Danu tidak mengetahui kalau anak laki-laki tersebut adalah putranya sendiri. Begitu juga Anita. Anita sendiri tidak tahu kalau sang Ayah bayi tersebut adalah atasannya sendiri. Saat sang bayi sudah berusia 5 tahun. Seluruh orang kantor bilang kalau anak Anita itu sangat mirip dirinya. Berita itu semakin santer terdengar hingga ke telinga orang tuanya itu. Kemudian kedua orang tua Danu berinisiatif untuk melihatnya. Alangkah terkejutnya mereka dengan sang putra Anita. Apakah Danu akan melakukan tes DNA? Jika Danu tahu kalau putranya Anita adalah putranya sendiri? Apa yang akan dilakukan oleh Danu ke Anita? Bagaimana dengan Anita sendiri saat mengetahui kalau atasannya adalah papa putranya itu? Apakah Anita mempertahankan sang putra agar tidak jatuh ke tangan Danu? Atau Anita akan menjauh dari Danu dengan membawa sang putra? Saksikan terus kisah Anita dan juga Danu yang sangat rumit ini.