Jokes On Sun

【Explosive New Book】 At Thunder Sound Hall, the Great Saint fell! With the Life and Death God Talisman, he reversed time and space; the Monkey King, unyielding, returned against the heavens! All gods and Buddhas lost their colors, my fate is determined by me, not by the heavens! In this life, I, Old Sun, will make all the gods and Buddhas remember this name— I am, the Great Sage Equalling Heaven, Sun Wu Kong

Earth, thousands of years after the apocalypse. A boy with amnesia woke up in the middle of the Dregs, the worst part of Crimson Fungus City. The boy grows up and manages to become strong enough to pass an exam for one of the most prestigious jobs in existence, a Zephyx Extractor, someone that can harvest the powers of Specters. Zephyx Extractors have the power to travel kilometers in seconds, read minds, and destroy mountains. In this oppressive world, they are the only ones who can change their destiny. Sadly, the boy had already gained a power from a Specter in the past, which made him ineligible for the position. His dream was dead. Or was it? Join my Discord: https://discord.gg/EfePH46Aru If my patreon gets more than 1000€ per month, I will increase the word count of my chapters! Join my Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=27791050

Two powerful beings, one who controls the fiery power of the sun and one who controls the abyssal power of darkness are stuck in the constant cycle of violence, death, forgetting, and reincarnating. After another long life of constant fighting the two die once again and are now forced to go through vastly different challenges with their memories intact and fate out of their hands. Now they have to try to figure how to regain their strength or give in to fate in these different environments they have found themselves in. The question is will they continue their fruitless fight for dominance or will they change their ways and fight for a better future. This is a story with two main characters and two story lines eventually they will converge the question is as friend or foe.

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Five strangers discover they possess extraordinary powers tied to Aztec gods, becoming unwitting players in a cosmic prophecy. As they struggle to understand their abilities, a sinister CEO manipulates them towards an apocalyptic goal that could reshape reality itself. With the fate of humanity hanging in the balance, they must master their powers and stop the impending destruction of the Fifth Sun.

LGBT BL - OMEGAVERSE 18+ Claire Chester, a student who had just moved up to Grade 11, felt that his school life was much better after he was finally recognized by many students as a popular Alpha. He was good at fighting and could also socialize well. However, no one knew the secret behind the popular Claire was actually a recessive Omega who refused to recognize himself as an Omega. Bad memories of when everyone knew his identity made Claire do everything he could to cover up his identity as an Omega and everything went very well. Until he made a mistake when he met a cold Alpha who seemed to be shunned by everyone, Fein Stanford. "Give me your money or I'll beat you up!" Claire ordered Fein. However, Fein instead cornered Claire against the wall and locked the man up. "What's with that face of yours, hmn? Oh what is it, I smell some pretty sweet pheromones in here," he said with a smirk on his face. From that day on, things changed in Claire's life as one annoying Alpha found out his identity. Will Claire be able to mask his identity for much longer? Or is this the beginning of his nightmare with Fein Standford?

[No Heroine + Evil Protagonist + Empire Building + Xuanhuan/Xianxia World] Reincarnating in a cultivation world where cultivators treat billions of mortals like cattle. Jin, with his heavenly talisman, will create the greatest empire that will rule the heavens and the earth.

Alexander was the greatest tyrant in history. His cruel, brutal and vicious reign struck fear in his enemies and allies alike. But that all ended when he was betrayed by his own people and beheaded by his archrival. As Alexander's consciousness faded away all he could think of is all the faults he made, how he could have avoided them, how unlucky he had been, and his wrath and unwillingness to die at the hands of the man he hated most! But unexpectedly he was given not only the answers to these questions, but also a second chance to right all his many wrongs. The cover is not mine.

This is a story about the adventures of Kyle and Luna who want to know about the truths of their parents, who they are and the shattered sun.

Under the new red sun, the mutated animals and the mutated people called "fighters" are engaged in a never-ending war for control of the Earth. When three delinquents students are given scholarships to Yellow Sun Academy, the most prestigious fighter academy, it falls to them and their new friends to defend the Earth from the animals. Can the fighter students rise to the occasion and saved all of mankind? Or will the animals finally win? (Inspired by Rooster Teeth's RWBY)

"I, Thandie Lohan vow to focus all my energy on building my career and the day I fall in love again will be the day the sun dances". I was done with men and their empty promises, the old fairy-tale romance Thandie was gone and that is how I met him, a simple desire, the curiosity to know how the warmth of his body felt pressed against mine. It was supposed to be a passing phase, an experiment and he was supposed to be a companion that came with very little expectations, a temporary plaything... Let me tell you a story of how the sun danced...

After centuries of legendary exploits, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, returns to his peaceful home on Flower Fruit Mountain, only to find himself restless once again. While wandering the wilderness, he stumbles upon a group of abandoned infant girls. Against his usual instincts, and perhaps out of curiosity more than compassion, he takes them in, vowing to raise and train them in his own chaotic and unpredictable way. Through mischief-laden lessons and rigorous trials, Wukong teaches the girls how to survive in a world that is often harsh and unforgiving. From traversing dangerous terrains to fending off mystical threats, their bond grows stronger with every challenge. However, the journey is anything but ordinary, as the girls begin to surprise even Wukong with their resilience and ingenuity, proving to be far more capable than he first imagined. Filled with fast-paced adventures, heartfelt moments, and Wukong’s signature humor, this is a story of growth, family, and the unpredictable paths that life can take. As mentor and students face trials together, they may discover that strength comes in many forms—and that even the smallest actions can lead to the most profound transformations.

In a world where the sun burns brighter and shadows hide unspeakable horrors, a nameless survivor awakens in the crumbling remains of a once-thriving city. With no memory of their past and only the word "RUN" scarred into their arm, they are thrust into a relentless struggle for survival. how far can you run in a dying world before something finally catches up to you Sun's Shadow is a tale of resilience, fear, and the desperate will to survive. Perfect for fans of atmospheric survival horror and psychological thrillers, this novel weaves together heart-stopping action and a deep exploration of the human spirit in the face of overwhelming odds.

In the Sainted Lands of Kirith, there are two forms of magic: the animalistic Beastly Arts and the elemental Twelve Paths. On a continent where anyone can be born with the means to break the world, one must strive to either maintain the balance, or break it in a way of their own choosing. Teren is an apprentice Gravecaller, one set to walk down the Path of Death. When his master gets a mission in the far off Crater City of Merdz, he finds himself facing a threat that could plunge this strange city into chaos.

In a world where power is everything, twin brothers are born under an ominous celestial sign. The elder, loved and revered, is destined for greatness, while the younger, forgotten and scorned, walks a path of ruthless cultivation under a sinister master. As the elder twin rises to glory, the younger descends into darkness, embracing forbidden techniques and sacrificing all for power. Their inevitable clash will shake the heavens, but in the end, only one will emerge victorious—will it be the golden child or the devil with an angel’s face?

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

1061 years after humanity has ruined itself through nuclear war, its remnants were forced underground, where only two things matter, complete faith in the sun and meeting the "angel's" radiation quota's. Among the tribes of these underground settlements, there is a forgotten prophecy, known only to the whisperer's of the tribes: "And there shall come one, that once touched by the sun will strip kings of their authority, and bring ruin to the enemies of his people." Lumis, a young but talented tunneler is thrust into this brutal world where all is not as it seems. Brilliant yet rebellious, he is burdened by doubts about his place in a system that demands unquestioning loyalty. As he faces near death challenges that is everyday life for a tunneler of the tribes, he begins to uncover strange secrets about the "angels" and the truth about surface. What's more is that there are even stranger whispers spoken amongst the higher ups of the tribes, whispers about a prophecy, a prophecy that he may be a part off. * This world is a blend of ancient ritualistic practices and futuristic technology. Expect the 'chosen-one' trope, and lots of political intrigue later on. To sum it all up, it's a scifi-fantasy, a story about a tribe trying to fight for its freedom against an intergalactic empire, and the messiah figure that will lead them to freedom or... extinction.

In the far future of the Milky Way, ambition and courage are key to a civilization's survival. Follow Lucius von Vasilier, a young aristocrat third in line to a fledgling noble house within the Holy Empire, where noble families obsessed with genetic purity vie for dominance. House Vasilier is on the rise, but its meteoric ascent from common soldier to aristocracy may soon rest on Lucius' shoulders. Meanwhile, alien races, some ancient, some newly encountered, watch from the shadows, their motives unclear, while humanity is about to encounter long-lost, ancient cousins whose existence could unravel everything the Empire strives to build. Before he can shoulder this responsibility, however, Lucius must first secure a marriage. Will he succeed in solidifying his family's position, or will the challenges of the universe crush him like a bug?

In the lower realm of the soul dimension, everyone has a soul manifestation in either the form of a weapon or an organism. In a world where your soul manifestation’s worth is everything, Arian Flurren failed to manifest his soul at all. Because of this, his family hated him and he was bullied in school. The only person who accepted him was a boy named Kaidyn Cecil. The boy was a bit strange, disappearing often and telling odd stories when he returned, but he cared for Arian and kept him company since as far as he could remember. But on Arian’s 16th birthday, Kaidyn disappeared. In his absence, Arian studied hard to become a soul apothecary, striving to become useful so that he didn’t die and could meet the boy he cherished once again. At 24 years old, he almost lost hope, but suddenly, Kaidyn returned. He was a bit different than before, a strong, grown man with an aloof demeanor, but Arian loved him all the same. It’s just Kaidyn seems to have misunderstood what Arian meant by love! an outwardly aloof but inwardly protective and doting top (Kaidyn) x an inwardly kind and intelligent, but outwardly sharp-tongued bottom (Arian) *there will be smut! *sweet love *I’m not the best writer so don’t think too much if you wanna read it ENJOY

This is a story about a 18 year old boy, who died and got transferred into a dating simulator game as one of the love interests. With no way out, Choi Seojun must find a way to survive in his world, luckily his sister used to play this game all the time and had unlocked all the endings. With the knowledge of seeing this sister playing this game, will Choi Seojun be able to survive this world?, will he found a way back? or would he rather stay in this new world instead? (Bad grammar, some sentences won't make sense, when you're reading it for the first time.)

Cesar, a 16-year-old boy, lives in a rather precarious situation in a small country house. As a child, he lived with his grandfather, who told him strange stories before never coming home. His goal is to reach the Vèiger, a legendary place where the world's greatest mysteries and history are hidden, to fulfill his grandfather's will. During his journey, he will be helped by some characters who will join him, all with the same goal. However, the nations that govern that world are doing everything they can to prevent information about the Vèiger from being released to the public, becoming ruthless against anyone who tries to oppose their ideals.

Jaze, an ordinary teenage boy, is plunged into a world of magic when he falls in love with a vampire princess. His adventures lead him to a troubling prophecy that threatens Earth. Note: This story is a beautiful mix of fantasy, adventure, and romance, with a strong focus on the MC and female lead journey together.

In a star system with 20 planets orbiting 3 suns, a young man transmigrates into the body of Zhao Yun, a boy who has always felt incomplete. Abandoned at birth, Zhao Yun grew up without a father, and now lives with his adopted mother, aunt, and niece. Unlike Zhao Yun, the man who awakens within him has no grand ambitions to rule or eradicate evil. He seeks only a life of indulgence, desiring nothing more than to create a harem, take what he wants, and live free from the restraints of morality. An anti-hero at heart, he’s willing to kill anyone who dares to stand in his way, but he’s also driven by a longing for genuine connections and a family—things he never had in his former life. As he begins to adjust to his new body and life in a modern city, he struggles to bond with his new family, feeling both drawn to them and yet distant. Despite his rebellious tendencies, he slowly opens up to the idea of belonging. But with an ancient cultivation school announcing its recruitment of children just a few years away, the man must navigate the dangers of awakening his hidden powers, all while balancing his desires for freedom, love, and power. Will he carve his own path to happiness, or will his darker instincts lead him down a more dangerous road?

Ethan is a young boy who is constantly frustrated with his family's constant fighting and bickering. He feels like he has no escape from the stress and tension at home. However, everything changes when he meets a girl named Anya. Every Wednesday, Anya comes to the park near Ethan's house, and she is always full of energy and life. Ethan is fascinated by her spirit and begins to look forward to Wednesdays, knowing that he will get to spend time with her. Anya brings a breath of fresh air into Ethan's life, and he starts to see the world differently. She teaches him to appreciate the little things in life and to find joy in simple moments. With her help,Ethan starts to become more positive and hopeful, even when things are tough [ A light story]

The teenager Chu Chen accidentally lost his footing while picking herbs, and as a result, he got the doppelganger of a golden-winged roc, which could enter the poisonous and foggy Immortal Mountain, which was the site of the battlefield where immortals and devils had fought millions of years ago, and on top of the Immortal Mountain, there were not only the corpses of countless gods and devils and magical treasures, but also a large amount of spiritual medicines and immortal herbs. This immortal mountain where countless gods and devils had perished became Chu Chen's "Super Treasure Trove" as he set out on the path to the Nine Yang Emperor.

An eclipse is taking place in 2045, everyone is gathered outside to watch the spectacle, only instead of the moon passing over the sun, the sun and the moon collide into each other, causing immediate chaos. A small amount of people survive the catastrophic event, though more are dying by the second. A girl and boy stick together as they try to survive the remaining radiation, climate change, and still falling remanence of the moon. Stumbling upon a now abandoned mansion; they begin to discover oddities, uncover top secret information, and start to reveal the underlying truth behind the event.

In seeking to connect with his heritage, an accident leads Leonardo to an uncertain fate. Reborn into a wealthy Japanese family at the end of the 19th century, he finds himself in a world where ancestral traditions collide with modern changes.