Meme Perverso

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. "Please select a song to dance." "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" "Select a song or disappear?" "If you want to revive, become an idol!" "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: All of the lyrics of the songs will be written by me. But some songs will be inspired on real life songs. Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

En un universo fragmentado por la guerra y el caos, un grupo de héroes y guerreros legendarios se prepara para enfrentar la amenaza más grande que jamás haya existido. Xar'Khal, una entidad primordial nacida del caos y la destrucción, ha regresado para llevar al mundo a su fin. Su poder ha crecido hasta niveles inconmensurables, y ahora su único propósito es erradicar toda forma de vida, destruyendo el omniverso con su fuerza desatada. Entre los valientes que se alzan contra él, destacan personajes de gran poder y habilidades excepcionales. Victor, un guerrero conocido por su valentía, se ve obligado a abandonar su vida de paz para enfrentarse a su destino. Rigor, un experto en artes marciales y tácticas de guerra, lidera a un equipo diverso de combatientes. Junto a ellos están Daiki Talloran, el hijo del antiguo líder de la resistencia, y Nine Sharon, su antiguo amigo convertido en enemigo. A medida que sus fuerzas se combinan, también lo hacen sus historias, traiciones y antiguas lealtades. Con el omniverso al borde de la destrucción, los héroes se sumergen en un intenso entrenamiento para alcanzar su máximo potencial. José, hijo de Victor, tiene que superar sus propios miedos y dudas para cumplir con su destino. Yasane, una joven prodigio con el control de la energía, se enfrenta a su mayor desafío: dominar sus poderes antes de que la oscuridad los consuma. Mientras tanto, antiguos héroes que han dejado atrás la lucha se ven forzados a regresar a los campos de batalla, enfrentando no solo al enemigo, sino también sus propios demonios internos. El entrenamiento es implacable. Las antiguas técnicas de combate se combinan con poderes desconocidos, y las relaciones entre los héroes se pondrán a prueba en cada enfrentamiento. Con la fusión de habilidades y la voluntad de proteger lo que queda de su mundo, los guerreros se preparan para una confrontación final con Xar'Khal, cuyo poder es tan grande que incluso los más poderosos del equipo podrían sucumbir. Pero a medida que la batalla se acerca, los héroes descubren que la mayor amenaza no solo proviene de Xar'Khal, sino de las mismas fuerzas que los han forjado. El sacrificio será necesario, y el precio por salvar el universo será más grande de lo que cualquiera podría imaginar. La última guerra está a punto de comenzar, y solo los más fuertes sobrevivirán. "History academy" es una novela épica de entrenamientos intensos, luchas emocionantes y giros impredecibles, donde los límites del poder serán desafiados y el destino de todos será decidido en el último combate.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

English version available, go to my profile and it will be there. Name: The Change In Life. Un mundo donde la magia y la tecnología coexisten, un reino que una vez fue próspero ahora enfrenta tiempos oscuros bajo la amenaza de una raza de otro mundo. Los paladines, guardianes de la paz, han caído en desgracia, y solo unos pocos se mantienen firmes frente a las crecientes amenazas. Entre ellos, un joven de un reino aparte, con un pasado marcado por luchas internas y secretos, intenta redimirse mientras navega por sus emociones y su deber. La historia sigue a un grupo diverso de personajes, cada uno con habilidades únicas y conflictos personales, mientras se enfrentan a misiones peligrosas, misterios mágicos y un mundo que parece desmoronarse. En su viaje, lidian con sus propios miedos y prejuicios, forjando vínculos inesperados y desafiando los límites de lo que significa ser un héroe. Con una combinación de acción, drama psicológico y toques de romance, esta narrativa explora temas de redención, aceptación y el eterno conflicto entre la luz y la oscuridad, tanto en el mundo como dentro de cada personaje. Lo que encontraras en esta historia: Muchos reinos con distintas razas, magia, tecnología, seres de otros mundos, romance, nada de harem, un rica historia con personajes vivos, mucho lore, progreso en las habilidades, cambio, etc. ¡Descubre todo lo que te puede ofrecer The Change In Life! ¡Nueva portada cada mes! Esta historia es un borrador creado exclusivamente por mí, sin la intervención de IA en el desarrollo de personajes, la trama o el mundo. Todo el contenido es obra mía, 'RSKLEO'. Todo está sujeto a cambios. Muchas cosas podrían cambiar en la versión final del libro. Aunque son borradores finales, prácticamente todos estos capítulos estarán en el libro, el cual, por supuesto, incluirá muchas más cosas: mejoras, ajustes y detalles adicionales y más acerca de la historia de este mundo. El borrador se está publicando actualmente en Inkspired, Webnovel y Royal Road. © 2024 Aarón René Porras Gutiérrez como RSKLEO. Todos los derechos reservados. Esta obra está protegida por derechos de autor y otras leyes aplicables. Queda prohibida la reproducción, distribución o exhibición total o parcial de esta obra. Si quieres colaborar o hacer algo más, contacta conmigo a través de alguna de mis redes sociales o a través de mi correo electrónico: 6rskleo8@gmail.com o rskleo8@gmail.com

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

Amelia no siempre fue Amelia. En una vida pasada, fue un joven que se dejó llevar por la apatía y la indiferencia, grabando en silencio una atrocidad sin intervenir. Por ello, una organización secreta decidió aplicar un castigo tan severo como simbólico: transformar a los culpables en lo que más despreciaban. Convertido en mujer a través de un oscuro ritual, Amelia se ve atrapada en un cuerpo que nunca pidió y en una mente asediada por nuevos impulsos y emociones inducidos por un antiguo y perverso poder. Vendida a Jason, un CEO tan poderoso como enigmático, Amelia se enfrenta a una contradicción emocional desgarradora. Las nuevas sensaciones y deseos implantados por el ritual la empujan a enamorarse de su dueño, pero su memoria guarda los ecos de quien fue, y la constante lucha interna amenaza con consumirla. En medio de su tormento personal, descubre que Jason, al igual que la líder de la organización, Inmaculada, son discípulos de un maestro anciano y despiadado, un hechicero capaz de alterar el destino de quienes caen bajo su control. Mientras intenta reconstruir su vida y demostrar que no es solo una cara bonita, Amelia se ve envuelta en un complejo juego de poder entre los intereses de Inmaculada y Jason, los conflictos familiares y las demandas del maestro. Las conspiraciones se intensifican cuando el mentor descubre en ella un potencial mágico inexplorado, exigiendo su entrega a cualquier precio. Para ganar tiempo, Jason e Inmaculada recurren a métodos drásticos, convirtiendo a los agresores de Amelia en mujeres bajo el mismo ritual oscuro, con la esperanza de desviar la atención del maestro. En un mundo donde la magia, la manipulación y la lucha por el poder son moneda corriente, Amelia deberá encontrar su verdadera fuerza para sobrevivir y decidir quién quiere ser en un entorno que constantemente la redefine.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

Capitolo 1 Lady Isadora, un'affascinante giovane aristocratica, passeggiava nel giardino di Kensington, circondata da aiuole fiorite e alberi secolari. Il sole del pomeriggio filtrava tra le foglie, creando un gioco di ombre sul sentiero. Isadora amava quel luogo; era il suo rifugio segreto, dove poteva sognare e riflettere lontano dagli sguardi curiosi della sua famiglia. Ma oggi, la sua mente era occupata da pensieri contrastanti. Da un lato c'era Lord Nicholas, un giovane affascinante con un sorriso disarmante e un'intelligenza acuta. Dall'altro, c'era Hastings, il potente duca di Waverley, noto per la sua determinazione e il suo carattere tenace. Entrambi erano su pretendenti, entrambi avevano catturato la sua attenzione. “Isadora!” chiamò una voce, interrompendo i suoi pensieri. Era Lady Margaret, la sua migliore amica, con un'espressione vivace sul volto. “Ho sentito voci di un ballo a palazzo la prossima settimana. Dovremmo andarci!” “Un ballo?” rispose Isadora, i suoi occhi brillavano di curiosità. “Senza dubbio, sarà l’occasione perfetta per incontrare Lord Nicholas e il duca.” Margaret, divisa tra l'eccitazione e la preoccupazione, smise di camminare. “Spero che tu non scelga Hastings. È affascinante, ma è anche molto ambizioso. Potrebbe non essere il partito giusto per te.” Isadora sorrise, ma il suo cuore batteva forte. “Nicholas è un gentiluomo, ma c’è qualcosa in Hastings che mi attrae; la sua forza, la sua presenza… è difficile da spiegare. Ma come posso scegliere, quando entrambi gli uomini sembrano interessati a me?” Lady Margaret, prendendo la mano di Isadora, lo fece con affetto. “Ricorda, cara amica, che non è solo il tuo cuore a dover decidere, ma anche la tua mente. Ascolta ciò che senti veramente.” Mentre le due ragazze si allontanavano verso casa, Isadora sentì un misto di emozione e incertezza. La danza tra il dovere e il desiderio era appena cominciata.*

Nesse vasto universo medieval, o sol brilha com um poder sem precedentes. Suas energias afetam drasticamente a terra, causando mudanças climáticas severas, liberando criaturas monstruosas e fortalecendo magos e guerreiros. E neste mundo perverso é poderoso, Aldem, um jovem destemido e corajoso, decide sair em uma aventura atrás de fama e poder, eliminando qualquer um que esteja em seu caminho.

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

Neste livro, enfrento a ânsia de compreensão e busco revelar o inexprimível. Através das páginas, desvendo minha relação complexa com o mundo, minhas incertezas, meus sonhos, e a incessante tentativa de capturar o não-dito. Cada palavra, verso ou narrativa é um eco do meu anseio por compreender a beleza e a brutalidade da vida. Sou um ecoante da alma humana, na tentativa poética de dar sentido ao que às vezes parece desprovido de sentido. Entre linhas entrelaçadas, delineio minha busca pela transcendência, mesclando visões realistas e sonhos fugazes, construindo um universo onde as nuances da vida se entrelaçam com as contradições do ser. 'Tentativas Ansiosas de um Não Lírico' é um convite para uma viagem pela turbulência de um coração inquieto e por um mundo onde as palavras são mais que meras expressões, são tentativas apaixonadas de dar voz ao que não pode ser contido.

Tian Long el genio con el tiro al arco y en las artes liberales viaja a una inexplicable dinastía Ming, ahora está en un mundo de ríos y lagos donde las artes marciales, el verso y la poesía son muy apreciados. Afortunadamente su punto de partida es muy alto, reencarnado como el talentoso hijo de la familia Tian de la secta número uno del imperio, la secta Seiyutan. Originalmente este personaje fue encomendado como un enviado de la secta al imperio para ayudar a los funcionarios del Sur a mantener el orden y la paz, pero debido a algunos sucesos murió envenenado mientras tomaba unas copas en una posada.

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

“Seal his magic, keep him in the dark!" These words were spoken when a new baby joined the Diverso family. The newborn, foretold to bring chaos and tragedy, now posed the greatest threat to the country. Little did Mateo Diverso know, the baby he had just grandfathered was the person he beheaded not long ago. Karyan, once a powerful wielder of snake magic, had been wrongly accused, stripped of his power, and put to death. Seeking revenge, he vowed to return and bring ruin upon his enemies. But fate played a cruel hand, as Karyan was reborn into the household of his sworn enemy, plotting a slow and deliberate revenge, ”Tell me, how do you plead…?” He asked calmly.

(Reencarnación) me parece irónico, como muchos solía ser otro fan diría que el anime en este caso el Naruto verso/ era la única ventana de salida que tenía mi vida algo aburrida y cotidiana. Miles de noches soñando en experimentar esas experiencias, pero ya decía el dicho "una cosa es llamar al diablo y otra es verlo venir " y yo mi querido amigo no estaba listo para verlo venir renuncia de derechos Naruto no me pertenece

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

An Archive of memes

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

In the crazy journey of our main protagonist, he finds himself abruptly whisked away into a world where the concept of power reigns supreme. Here, the landscape is painted in stark hues of dominance and submission, where the powerful dictate the fates of the powerless with overwhelming strength. As our main character travles through this unkown land, he comes face to face with the harsh realities of a world where only the strong survive and the weak are left to suffer in the darkness of their own vulnerability. In this world of unforgiving brutality, he must learn to harness the power at his disposal or face the consequences of being devoured by its merciless grasp.

Sage normal guy living a normal life, may or may not have died because of some sick burglar. But instead of just heading off to the afterlife the gods of the universes decide to get some entertainment. So they reincarnate Sage to a fantasy world. And what do you know, he’s the son of the demon king. Who’s surprisingly nice. But will everything change when he discovers something truly heartbreaking. Will he seek revenge, will he shut himself off, or will he go completely mad. I dunno so better read Authors note: this will not have a system. Also I’m making stuff up as I go, so expect some changes in the tags and other things like that. By the way I may make a few loopholes so if that happens just feel free to say whatever you like. To be honest I do this for fun, so if you say something rude or mean I will most likely just read it and, wait for it. Move on. That was a horrible joke I know, I don’t know if you could even say it’s a joke, anyways I’m rambling so just ignore me. Hope you enjoy the novel, and remember violence is the question not the answer, and the answer is yes. - a meme I found.

In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes. The owner named Luke— Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!" System: "..."

At 19, Elias is the embodiment of a dreamer lost in a world of history. With soft hazel eyes that always seem to be pondering the mysteries of ages past, Elias carries an air of introspection. He's got that quiet charisma – the type you don’t notice in a crowded room, but in a one-on-one conversation, his depth and passion for history become infectious. Deep down, Elias struggles with finding his place in the modern world. He's emotional, sensitive, and deeply attuned to the feelings of others, which can sometimes be overwhelming in today's chaotic digital age. Yet, he's endearingly genuine. He’ll often lose himself in a history book, feeling the emotions and experiences of those who lived centuries ago. Main Plot: Upon receiving an enigmatic pocket watch from his late grandfather, Elias discovers its time-traveling capabilities. But the journey isn't just about hopping through eras; he encounters iconic women who become genuinely captivated by his understanding and respect for their times. Cleo: "You're not like the men of my time, Max. You’re... different. Also, what's this 'Netflix' you keep talking about?" Max: "Ah, it's like... the modern Colosseum? Entertainment for the masses. Also, yeah, I’m different. I mean, I wear sneakers and know what memes are." While Max's journey with the pocket watch starts as a mere curiosity, it quickly becomes a profound exploration of human history, love, and the fine line between observation and interference. What's with the novel you say -Harem but main point is human relations, story telling and charcter devlopment -The mc is not sigma, alpha but he is no beta or anything you describe....He won't let people walk over him and don't start worshipping women.....but he acts according to situations -Intellegent mc......one who is history nerd to be honest - The mc is not gary stu but he overcomes odd due to plain one one conversation skills and knowledge he has -Harem girls are very appealing and he has personal maids too -No ntr................And don't believe i will do it because i never did it

A man who struggled and lived on earth reincarnated in a new world. When he was trying to become a county official, he was conscripted as a labor disciple from a cultivation sect. The novel is Xuanhuan type and written in first-person view. MC's past, his view on the world, his experience, and his way of life are described by adding some Memes in the Mix. Unlike the usual things that happened in Xuanhuan novel, MC doesn't have a cheat, Op Hax's ability, or Golden finger. Memes wouldn't be explicitly revealed for readers' enjoyment to find out themselves. Au Note, Meme songs would be properly revealed with (the singer - original song). I wrote this novel for readers who love Cultivation fantasy stories but are bored to see the usual cliche event.

Our mc Karl is a soldier serving as an engineer he is deployed in the conflict of the middle east he is a gamer a history nerd and avid reader of webnovel he is german-american ancestry When he is deployed he is tasked by his superior officers To build a fob (forward operation base) in the middle of butt fuck nowhere of course he is pissed Karl: man wtf is the high command thinking Building a fob in butt fuck nowhere *grumbles* *distand noise* Karl,: what is that must have been the wind he then hear a whistling sound and the alarm at the fob blaring Karl: oh fuck he shout he then scream enemy attack get down! Karl eun searching for cover Alas he is very unfortunate a stray bullet hit him in the leg and a mortar round heading he looks up at the sky and see a mortar shell Heading towards him in slow motion his live passed before his very eyes then he remembered a meme im used to be a Oblivion guard: im used to be a adventurer before i take an arrow to the knee It make him chuckles alas it is over he thought Maybe im gonna go get isekaid or something That is his last thought before his body is being shredded to a blodied swiss cheese You want to know more read it thats it

Just as any other days when 20-year-old Hans along with his friends play War Thunder in their custom match with all kind of mods they installed for more fun stuffs. Suddenly, during the fun, a portal appears at the D point where our stupid boiz decided to go through. And here comes their interesting new adventures! Author: this is my second try, I decided to discard the first one, I don't know but through time my ideas built up for the main characters started to be so cringe and boring that I had to stopped. So I start a new one with more fun and memes in it. And English is my second language so errors are expected. Btw enjoy my new book, it means for fun! And don't forget to check out my same novel on Wattpad! (It has pictures and memes there) DISCLAIMER: War Thunder belongs to Gaijin, not me! And any other references in this book also belong their respective owner!

A deity who works in a company but always attacks with gossip. Zelena Henderson, as a single mother, no one believes she's 30 years old when she looks younger than her age. Gossips circulate her apartment building, saying she gave birth to her twin when she was 15 and now dating random men in the city. However, she only shrugs her shoulder. Why would she care about this kind of gossip? No one knew her story. All she lives for is to survive and offer comfort to her twins, the center of her life: Janus and Aisha. For her, mortals are just ignorant of making up stories, not knowing who she is behind a MASK. • • • ZELENIA, Goddess of Moon. Violating the PRIESTESS SYSTEM, she did not regret a single thing. However, she must run away from the Celestial Universe to keep her children by her side. Living in the human world, she struggled to fit in, and she crosses people whose habit is to judge other lives... As time passes by, Zelenia grows fond of and loves the mortals. Meeting different Earthen individuals, she admires their capabilities to survive without having magic or power like the one she possesses. However, there is a reality she cannot hide from forever, but she has to face it. Excerpt: "Janus, Aisha... Let's go. It is time to meet your father," I told my children. Janus rides his Familiar, Lionel, and Aisha does the same with her Familiar, Sora. I wield my sword; a portal opens toward Niflheim Mountain, and tens fold of thousands of Dark Armies are waiting for me as I announce my arrival. * * * ENTRY to WPC 121: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF SINGLE PARENTHOOD (Winner of Bronze Tier) Ongoing Novels: HIS CONTRACTUAL MISTRESS BURNING PASSION MY STUBBORN MISTRESS Follow me on Instagram and Facebook Page for videos, memes, and photos of the characters! instagram.com/eliseelleneth facebook.com/elise86elleneth Discord: https://discord.gg/8Uq28ef Happy Reading! (Disclaimer: Art credits to the owner. Found it on Pinterest. ^_^)

He’s always there watching, listening, videoing, you can never escape him. This isn’t really anything with horror elements or that scary stuff. It’s just a bunch of light hearted story not meant to be taken seriously. This happened because my brother and I were discussing some pretty funny stuff that stemmed from a meme. I hope you enjoy!