Halla Gulla Snacks

In a world where gods bicker like siblings, heroes flex for fame, and magic flows as freely as tavern ale, one unlucky soul gets the reincarnation deal of a lifetime—well, almost. Waking up in a fluffy body with twitchy ears and a tail that won't stop wiggling, our protagonist quickly realizes his new life isn’t exactly the stuff of epic ballads. He’s not a fearsome dragon, a dashing swordsman, or even a mildly threatening goblin. Nope. He’s a rabbit—a cute, pint-sized ball of fluff with "snack" written all over him. But hey, when life gives you carrots, you make stew… or, uh, figure out how not to become rabbit stew. Armed with quick wits, an absurd amount of luck, and a knack for dodging death by hopping around, this hare-raising adventure sees him hopping through a magical world full of danger, absurdity, and even romance. (Who knew some people were into rabbits?!) With gods watching his every move, adventurers mistaking him for loot, and predators thinking he looks delicious, one thing’s for sure: it’s not easy being prey. But with a little cunning and maybe some help from a snarky companion or two, he might just prove that even the smallest creature can have the biggest bite.

Welcome to the kingdom of Blundertopia, where logic takes a vacation and chaos reigns supreme! Meet Sir Wrongalot, a clumsy knight armed with a bent pool noodle and an unshakable (though completely unwarranted) sense of confidence. Alongside his trusty goat Buttercup—who wears a mushroom as a hat—and a band of equally ridiculous misfits, Sir Wrongalot embarks on quests so absurd, even the gods are confused. From stealing royal biscuits to orchestrating a British teaparty under siege by giant pigeons, no task is too foolish for this ragtag crew. With each chapter more hilariously nonsensical than the last, Stupid will have you laughing, groaning, and questioning how such a book even exists. If you’re ready for a story filled with exploding teapots, biscuit battles, and a goat that may or may not be the true hero, then grab a bo’ele of woter and dive into the stupidity. Because sometimes, life’s greatest adventures are also its dumbest. Warning: This book contains excessive silliness, questionable logic, and one very smug goat. Proceed with caution (and snacks).

Guys here is my pitch..... In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat? Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird. To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos. Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential. John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool. But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded. Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline. Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure. Of course No-harem!

Story Background: This is a world where vampires and humans coexist, and the status of vampires and humans has been reversed. Character Settings: The female protagonist is Cynthia, a red-haired vampire girl. She is the offspring of a human and a vampire. As a result, she can enjoy sunbathing in the afternoon and taste delicious human snacks. With her fair skin and eternal youth, she has won numerous suitors. However, every full moon night, a violent aura will appear on her. The male protagonist is a silver-haired man. Although his specific identity and background are not described in detail in the story, he has a great attraction for Cynthia. Story Synopsis: Cynthia has no trouble dealing with the pursuit of numerous vampires and vampire hunters. And she has a love story full of fun and twists and turns with the silver-haired man. From their initial acquaintance, when Cynthia called herself "Little Bunny", to a series of light-hearted, humorous and slightly ambiguous interactions later, such as "Mr. Hu, you have a little bunny to sign for", their feelings gradually grew deeper during the bickering and playing around. Although Cynthia would be chained up by the silver-haired man, the chains were always loose. She would even tie herself up with ropes, pretending to be captured, and the silver-haired man would cooperate with her by untying the chains and setting her free. All these details reflect the unique affection between them.

What started as a dare ended up awakening a monster beneath the castle. Gilbert and his friends created a challenge where they would explore a haunted mansion in the middle of an unknown forest, staying there for three days, the winner will win quiet a hefty amount of cash and luxurious things. After a day pf exploring and walking around the mansion, Gilbert's friend Stacey found a secret tunnel leading down in the dark underground. Driven by their curiosity they went in and down the stairs as they bought lots of flashlights and snacks. They ended up in a place that one could describe as a old dungeon of some sorts with differrent old torturing devices around, and an altar. There in the middle of it, a boy wrapped in thick golden chains reclined in a flat position, eyes closed seemingly asleep and peaceful.

The anticipated engagement party turns into a broken engagement announcement and a notice of expulsion from the house. In one day, Anna lost everything. She accidentally activated a space and took the business’ supplies for revenge. But who would have thought that natural disasters will come? The world is changing and resources become scarce. So, the style of painting changed. When other people are scrambling to find something to eat, Anna was still cooking at home. When other people are fighting for food, Anna was lying on her bed while snacking her favorite chips. When other people are working hard to get some water, Anna was lying on her bathtub comfortably. The relatives came to the door for help. Anna only looked at them coldly and spat out, "Scram!" Her ex fiancé also came, asking for reconciliation and love. Her new man kicked him out of the door and slammed it shut. He then looked at Anna with a pitiful look. "Wife, do you not want me anymore? I'm easy to raise." Anna looked at the puppy like man and pulled him closer with a smile on her face. . . . It was only later she realized that the puppy is actually a big bad wolf... But the goods couldn’t be returned! … Notes: the cover is an AI image. I only edited it a bit.

Blessed with a peerless beautiful face, Xiaofei was worthy of winning every men's heart and gaining women's envy in her previous life. But she foolishly fell in love with the evil prince, and was destined to die at the hands the one she loved. However, after her cruel death, Xiaofei finds herself alive again inside the body of a beautiful young lady from the noble Lin family owning the same name as her. But even in this new life and body. Evil schemes and scandals won't let her escape. Xiaofei swears to overturn the world and slay her enemy. With a cruel era like this, one can only forcibly try to make a shell and protect oneself from harm. Men and women needs to be bought. Golden Throne has to be passed over. Empire must be conquered and torched down. And hearts needs to be snatched. However, who would have thought that a man full of viciousness and arrogance that could pierce the sky would suddenly barge into Xiaofei's life? And would shamelessly whisper next to her ear, "Your enemy is my enemy and your wish is my command. However, I also have another wish that only you could grant for me." "That is to have my wife for breakfast, lunch, snack, and dinner." Xiaofei : ......... .... Disclaimer: The character(s) on the cover is NOT MINE and all credits will be given to the Owner/Artist. (I only edited the picture)

After forming a blood pact with the Saint and Demon ladies, the good-for-nothing young boy obtained the Yin-Yang divine veins, learned the art of alchemy and martial arts, and dominated the world. The young Shen Xiang had a romantic encounter with a goddess and a witch, and obtained their supreme inheritance, acquired a divine vein that defied the heavens, learned peerless magical skills, and mastered superb alchemy techniques, which made him very successful on the road of martial arts... When he was hungry, he would refine some pills as snacks, when he was lonely, he would flirt with the high and mighty goddess, when he was bored, he would play with those martial arts masters who came to ask for pills, and when he was tired, he would let the delicate wives around him give him massages... Author : Silent little thief

Becoming a Devourer wasn't exactly on my bucket list, but hey, life has a way of throwing curveballs - or in my case, man-eating beasts. Sure, I could blame it on the irresistible taste of beast meat, but let's be honest, curiosity and a hefty dose of bad luck played their parts too. Little did I know that one impulsive snack would catapult me into a world where death lurks around every corner, hunger is a constant companion, and 'close call' becomes my middle name. From navigating the treacherous politics of the large cities to facing off against beasts that make your worst nightmares look like fluffy kittens, my life quickly became a non-stop rollercoaster of 'oh crap' moments. But this isn't just my story. It's also the tale of four others whose paths intertwine with mine in ways I never could have imagined. (Though between you and me, I'm clearly the star of this show.) Together, we're fumbling our way through a world where power comes at a price, alliances shift like sand, and the line between human and monster blurs with every bite. So buckle up, dear reader. You're in for a wild ride filled with dark humor, questionable decisions, and more adrenaline-pumping action than you can shake a spear at. Welcome to my Path as a Devourer - where staying alive is the ultimate goal, and dinner might just eat you back. Discord: https://discord.gg/EeZKdbrsHF

Sophia Wang wakes up to find herself trapped in the pages of an apocalyptic novel, reincarnated as a pitiful side character doomed to a tragic end. Determined to escape her bleak fate, she sets off on a desperate journey to survive the chaos of the zombie-infested world. But luck is not on her side. Her path crosses with none other than the story’s villain—Mr. Z, the twisted genius responsible for the virus that plunged humanity into despair. Tall, gaunt, and radiating a chilling charisma, Mr. Z looms in the shadows like a predator savoring his prey. With his signature white lab coat, an unsettling smile, and glasses that gleam with unnerving intelligence, he seems to mock her every attempt at escape. "Run," his smirk seems to say. "Go ahead, keep running." And Sophiae’s face at that moment? Let’s just say it’s the kind of expression even she doesn’t want to remember. “Hello,” Z says one fateful evening, his tone dripping with faux politeness. “Care for a midnight snack? How about some brain-flavored ice cream? —Sincerely, Z.” As Sophia is dragged into Z’s nightmarish experiments, survival becomes more than just staying alive. It’s a battle of wits and wills against a man who is both a menace and an enigma—a game where losing means becoming just another statistic in his deadly research. Will Sophia outsmart the mad scientist and rewrite her destiny, or will she succumb to the role the story has written for her?

When 27-year-old Itsuki Kagero dies in an accident, he wakes up in a fantasy world with one of the weakest-sounding jobs imaginable: Beast Tamer. No sword skills, no magic, just a “starter companion”—a chatty squirrel named Pip who’s more interested in snacks than fighting. Things take a turn when Itsuki discovers he can talk to monsters, and they actually listen. In fact, they don’t just listen—they want to follow him. Dragons, phoenixes, and mythical beasts of all kinds start lining up to join his team, each one more overpowered than the last. Suddenly, Itsuki is the most sought-after tamer in the kingdom, whether he likes it or not. But being surrounded by legendary beasts isn’t as easy as it sounds. Between stopping his jealous Nightmare Wolf and playful leviathan from destroying entire towns, dodging scheming nobles, and figuring out why the Demon Queen keeps sending him letters, Itsuki just wants a quiet life. Too bad his “pets” have other ideas. With overpowered monsters by his side and a knack for causing chaos, Itsuki’s about to turn this fantasy world upside down—whether he’s ready for it or not.

When I was suddenly transported to a strange new world filled with swords, magic, and mythical creatures, I thought I had won the ultimate lottery. But instead of being gifted with godly powers or becoming a legendary hero, I received... a grocery store system? Yup, you heard that right. With nothing but a magical interface and a stock of everyday items from Earth—rice, instant noodles, sodas, and snacks—I found myself in the middle of a rural village where people were still trading with coins made of copper and animals. It turns out, modern groceries are much more valuable in a medieval world than I expected. From humble beginnings, I became the owner of the world’s only modern convenience store, selling everything from toothpaste to frozen pizza to enchanted knights and curious wizards. Little did I know, this "simple" shop would bring me fame, fortune, and even danger, as the nobility, royalty, and secret organizations fought over control of my magical wares. As my business grows, I learn more about this mysterious world and its hidden power struggles. Can I survive being just a grocery guy in a world filled with magic and monsters? And will my knowledge of Earthly products help me change the balance of power in this strange new realm?

Betrayed by her entire family, Tang Yue, the seventh princess of the snake clan, was betrothed to the tyrannical Elven prince, who is known for his blood lust and cold-blooded murders. He is even rumored to have killed several concubines mercilessly. Deemed as a piece of useless baggage and now tossed aside as a political chip, Tang Yue braved herself for the new torturous life that awaited her. As if this was not enough, someone mysteriously poisoned her in the betrothal ceremony. But akin to a slap in the face, that poison actually turned around Tang Yue’s pathetic life!! Poisonous fruits? Sure give me some. I need to snack anyways. Deadly toxin? Sure. My throat is a bit parched. Heh. Now you want to actually cut me down? Sure. You just have to slash past this thick skin! The lowly beast that had invoked its innate ability to evolve silently resolved to conquer the heavens. And of course, she had a master... ahem... system to help her along the way! ....................... Instagram: yolohy_webnovel Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yolohy Discord: https://discord.gg/5CvPuX6M88

In the vast expanse of the cosmos, the Galactic Imperium stands as the bastion of order and civilization, its legacy stretching across a millennium. For a thousand years, it has defended the known galaxy against the relentless onslaught of alien invaders and cosmic terrors, holding steadfast against the chaos that threatens to engulf the cosmos. But in the year 3981, a monumental event unfolds at the heart of Neo Constantinople in the Deneb Prime system of the Deneb Sector. A mysterious structure materializes, defying the laws of space and time, its origins shrouded in enigma. This anomaly, dubbed the "GATE," heralds not just a new chapter in the Imperium's history, but an unprecedented era of expansion and discovery. With the emergence of the GATE, the Galactic Imperium finds itself presented with unparalleled opportunities and challenges. Beyond its borders lies an uncharted part of the galaxy ripe for exploration and conquest, teeming with ancient secrets and untold dangers. As the Imperium ventures forth into this uncharted realm, it must navigate treacherous waters, facing foes both familiar and alien, while unlocking the mysteries of the GATE and harnessing its unfathomable power. Thus, amidst the stars, a new saga begins for the Galactic Imperium-one that will test its resolve, shape its destiny, and redefine the very fabric of the cosmos. (AN: Each chapters would be very long. So I suggest you read this while relaxing. Maybe with snacks or drinks, if you will. Or tucked in comfortably in your bed. Whatever you prefer.)

In a world where dungeons are everywhere and monsters could pop out like they’re grabbing a snack, the strong are out there slaying beasts, leveling up, and showing off their shiny new class upgrades. Then there’s Lucas—who might look like a lazy gamer, but secretly, he’s a hardcore pro. Thanks to his phone, he can dive into real-world dungeons, pull out in-game skills, and use them like it’s no big deal. While everyone else is risking life and limb on crazy adventures, Lucas is busy farming rare skills, quietly plotting to unlock legendary classes. But when the monsters start playing dirty and slipping into reality, Lucas has no choice but to drop the chill act and use his “grinding power” to face the crisis head-on. Will he keep flying under the radar, or will he mock and slay his way to the top?

Kai Varenthis, Eldoria's laziest prince, was perfectly content with naps and snack breaks-until he accidentally unlocked the mysterious Shadow element. Now, he's stuck training, fighting cultists, and saving the kingdom, all while trying to avoid breaking a sweat. Between dodging responsibility and mastering his powers, Kai's got a lot on his plate (mostly snacks). Can a lazy genius really be the hero Eldoria needs, or will he just nap through destiny?

On break pending a rewrite and because of Snack Powered Mage's contract offer. Read Snack Powered Mage in my profile! Aden Welex just wants a normal life, but his uncontrollable magic, and the dangerous legacy that comes with it, has other ideas. Pulled into a world of magical intrigue and political chaos, Aden finds himself struggling to control his growing powers while unraveling the dark truths about his family and the kingdom they've vowed to protect. With his world teetering on the edge, Aden is drawn into uneasy alliances with mythical beings, battles enemies both visible and hidden, and wrestles with the tension between duty and personal desire. As rebellion looms, Aden’s journey from an unsure teenager to a powerful wizard will push him to his limits. But can he harness his power without losing himself in the process?

Welcome to the latest VRMMORPG, Mysterious Fog World. An infinite world filled with endless opportunities. Do you have the guts to travel in the boundless fog filled with various evil gods, cultists, mysteries, monsters, and other abominations? Can you find your opportunity? Or will you end up becoming a sacrifice in a cult ritual or some monster's midnight snack? If you look hard enough, you can even find the rumored potions that “possibly” point to various paths of godhood. But is the fog world just a VRMMORPG, or is there something more, something sinister, behind the scenes? ------------ Read the auxiliary chapter Author's Notes and Warnings first to get an idea about the tags. Publishing simultaneously on WebNovel, Scribblehub, and Royal Road under the same username. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/VirtuousSinner

Sitting at his desk doing his best to be a good office worker, Hal was struck speechless when a cerulean box popped up in front of his computer screen. 'What's this? Is my computer acting up?' Calmly Hal paused, read the prompt more carefully. [Your planet has been chosen! A higher plane will be seeded with the remains of your planet after it is destroyed. As you meet the minimum standard of health you can choose between becoming a Lord or a servant. Choose wisely!] As he read the words on the screen a sickening feeling of dread started in his belly and moved slowly upward putting pressure on his heart. Hal wasn't the most athletic of individuals and now regretted all the snacks he had been eating lately. Moving his head to look over to his friend's cube his dread increase as the cerulean text box followed his line of sight. Transparent it block most of his view, only allowing a few details come through from behind. People all over the office were freaking out either becoming hysterical or going catatonic as they just stared at their screens. [You have 30 seconds to choose: Lord or servant. If a selection is not made your choice will be made for you.] [Survivability: Lord: .01% Servant: 30%] [26 secs] Below the selection screen a timer was counting down in place. Sweat popped out on Hal forehead. 'The obvious choice seemed to be Lord at first, but now that I can see that only one in ten thousand lords survive, ... . I just don't know ...' [19 secs] 'What do I do? ...'

【Exile + Farming + Spatial + System + Opening Up + No CP】 Just as she crossed over, she was tragically exiled, but fortunately, she had a spatial dimension at her disposal. Rob the house? Rob the air instead. Chen Xue immediately emptied out the Chen Family Estate, from the floor to the bed curtains, even the garden and lake were not spared. She even moved away the several thousand kilograms of food that her enemies had planted to frame her. When the enemies came to ransack the house. The enemy was dumbfounded, “Where are the things? The several thousand kilograms of supplies I secretly placed?” One of the household servants said, “Sir, apart from rat droppings, there’s nothing in the Chen Family residence.” A colleague remarked, “Sir Chen is so honest, there’s not a grain of food in the house, and even the family sleeps on the floor.” Chen Xue said, “My family is really poor, there’s not even a single grain of rice in the jar, we’re so poor we can’t even afford to cook.” So, everyone knew that there was a Mr. Chen in the capital who was struggling and penniless. Chen Xue’s Father: “Whoever says my family is struggling and penniless, I’ll take issue with them!” Chen Xue’s Mother: “It was our daughter who said it.” Chen Xue’s Father: “Ahem, well then, that’s okay.” Chen Xue said that exile was very difficult, not only enduring the wind, sun, rain, but also lacking sufficient food… The convicts and constables sneered, “Go on, we are the ones exiled, you’re practically on vacation.” Among the exiled group, the Chen family lay in the carriage, drinking tea, eating dried fruits, playing Go, leisurely cultivating vegetables in the spatial dimension, and when craving, exchanging snacks like spicy strips from the system, living quite contentedly.

"Do you seriously think that you can walk out of here without receiving any punishment for your deeds?" He asked in a cold tone as his cerulean blue eyes peered at her intensely. "Huh?" Jiang Ying Yue stared back at the four devil lords standing in front of her as she tried to recall exactly which deed they were talking about. Was it the one when she disturbed the First Devil during his bath and ended up snacking on him because she was too hungry to mind her manners? Or was it the one when she set up the Second Devil's precious magical manor on fire because she wanted to test her fire spell? Or maybe it was the one when she ended up pawning the Third Devil's spirit beast? Maybe when she set up the Fourth Devil's wedding with the eldest son of the Prime Minister? Or maybe it was all of them! *** Jiang Ying Yue, a fifteen hundred and twenty-one-year-old Vampire, after her sudden and unexpected death found herself in the body of a girl who shared a similar name and face as her. Known as the voodoo of the Imperial family of the Hyuang Empire, she found herself destined to a life in the Cold Palace, even when she was supposed to be the next Empress of the great empire. But how could an old fox who called herself the Empress Dowager, the Cold Palace, and the Princes of the Empire who were the reason behind her bad luck, could stop the smart and powerful Vampire Queen from living a life of luxury and contentment? Wanna stop her? Dream On! Jiang Ying Yue only had one dream in her new life - to live a luxurious and happy life. But what would happen when the Imperial family once again put their entire focus on her? Not only that but looked like suddenly, a few mysterious but powerful men had taken a liking to her. Well, one thing was clear. She's gonna smack the faces of those who would try to stop her from getting to her goal and let them know who's the actual boss! *** [Warning: This is a Reverse Harem Fantasy Romance with a lot of Mature Content] - [Disclaimer: The book cover does not belong to me. The credit goes to the rightful owner.]

Reborn into the body of a 13-year-old boy in a parallel world, Alex Turner finds himself with a mysterious system that enhances his abilities. He quickly discovers that the body he inhabits is enrolled in the prestigious top school in the country. With a determination to excel in every facet of his new life, Alex embraces his role as an all-rounder, aiming to master chess, programming, physical prowess and every other possible aspect of life. As he progresses on this journey of a Looser to an All-Rounder, he found through the system that the previous journey was just a beginning and what awaits him is a higher realm where he has to face great difficulties in order to get the position of a true [All-rounder], the will of the God. ------------------------ Warning! Wear your seat belt and prepare some snacks! ----------------------- In this novel, we will be going Indepth into various things. Be it Chess, Computer Programming, Arm Wrestling, Lockpicking, or any other recommended things, we will explore it in-depth and when you have completed this novel, you will be able to Pick up Girls, Flirt with girls, also pickup Ideas for literature purposes, know a lot about programming, chess, Armwrestling, literature, and other physical and intellectual activities and tips and techniques to do them all.

Aki Hiratsuka, the average office drone stuck in the daily grind, fueled by caffeine and a dwindling enthusiasm for spreadsheets. One gloomy day, as he's about to chill out on the rooftop, hell literally breaks loose. Demons descend upon the office building like it's their favorite hangout spot, turning the 9-to-5 routine into a nightmare. In the chaos, Aki discovers he's not just another desk jockey – he's got the mad skills to summon a freaking katana out of thin air. As his coworkers are chomped down like office snacks, Dave embraces this newfound power, realizing he's the only hope for survival. The once dreary office transforms into a battleground where Aki faces off against demonic forces, blending the mundane with the supernatural.

If I am to make it out of here alive I can not wake the man who I choose to go home with. Of all nights to get pushed over the edge, why did I have to go home with someone. But I needed to get my mind off the fact my boyfriend of 3 years just dumped me after graduation. So here I am. Trying to pull my panties out from under Jacob? Jackson? Crap. If there was ever a story to judge me it’s this one. ‘Andrea Fray, if u don’t come down I’m leaving’ a text flashed on my phone. Great my best friend was leaving me to walk or hail a cab. Who needs underwater, right. It’s been 6 weeks since my drunken one night stand and I’m sitting here in the bathroom of the apartment Denise ‘Nessi’ and I share as she hugs me. “‘it’s ok, we can figure it out, we don’t have to return to the pack next week, I’m sure we can tell ur dad something to get out of the pairing ceremony.” The pairing ceremony was a chance for all packs to join and a few from over seas, to come together and find their mates, it goes on for 2 weeks for maximum pairing. But I know if I find my mate there is no chance he will be able to accept another and child. I’m daughter to the most powerful pack of North America, the Blood Rain pack. I cannot return carrying a child when I am not claimed. Being pregnant and unclaimed was very bad, usually females who got pregnant with another males pup who wasn’t their mate, were killed because her mate didn’t want to raise another wolfs pup. I don’t think my father could protect me seeing as how it was one of the laws he introduced when he rose to power. It was the first night of the pairing ceremony and alphas rolled in with their unmated pack members and usually a few warriors from their packs. There was well over 10,000 by now. I was headed to the kitchen to sneak a little snack when a delicious smell took me to the front door. The smell of fresh rain and mint, just mouthwatering. There he stood, 6’4” black wavy hair, muscles straining his white button up was showing off the outline of an 8 pack. MATE! Crap….

Dylan, dying by the hands of his best friend is reincarnated into a world full of magic and beasts taken over by the system due to a strange occurrence in the system. And he gains the Lion King System, which compels him to build his own kingdom. Will you join this epic journey of Dylan and his kingdom? If you decide to do so, make sure to have some snacks with you to enjoy. oh did I mention he also has army generals who are animals with special powers? enjoy :).

# QI REJUVENATION Spiritual auras were rejuvenated. The animals mutated and humans became summoners. However, society did not collapse. Mutated pets and summoners became part of the lives of humans. In the corner of a city, a jaded store manager was taking a nap on a recliner. Beside him was a small, fat, ice-blue dragon. As it ate ice cream, it flapped its wings and stirred up a cool breeze that blew over the manager. On the floor, a small, bluish-white milk cat was playfully chasing after a fat, round-faced chick. Not far away from them, a troublemaking parrot was vigilantly observing the surroundings from its cage. It was worried that it would become the dinner of a certain snake. A chunky, orange tabby cat strolled down from the second floor while meowing. After it noticed that the manager was sleeping, it skillfully pulled the drawer open and located the fish snacks that were wrapped in five layers. It then munched on the snacks. This was a peculiar pet shop. Not only did it sell various kinds of miraculous pets, but it also served as a consultation counter for others to inquire about ways to level up their pets. This was the one and only pet shop for summoners.

Due to a small plate of snacks, Shangguan Rei, the prettiest lady official in Qin Empire's Imperial Palace who was going to marry the youngest brother of the Emperor, exiled by her beloved Empire that she devoted her full royalty to. On that snowy night, as her bare delicate feet stepped on that bone-piercingly cold snow, her last bit of naivety and innocence were stripped away along with her will to live. With the heavy shackles on her feet, she was the only one who knows that she was falsely accused but does it even matter now? However, just as Shangguan Rei was about to give up on her desire to live, she met him, that man, that godlike man from another dimension, who she wasn't supposed to have a chance to meet in her life. And the red thread of fate has another plan for her... *The story background of this story is purely an alternative reality/history and has absolutely nothing to do with real history. And the Qin Empire is not the Qin Empire we all know. I merely use the ancient monarchy system of some ancient empire as a reference. **No NSFW, no smut. Don't read if you are looking for NSFW content.

The apocalypse has not yet begun, but the system has arrived early. Then Chen Mo's style of daily life suddenly changed. You can get rewards for eating and petting the dog, and communicating harmoniously with beautiful women is regarded as a battle with the ninth-level corpse king! [It was detected that the host was so brave that he fought the ninth-level zombie king until he lost all strength. Since the target level was too high, the host could still get points as a reward even though he did not kill the enemy by crossing levels. The host is hereby rewarded with 5,000 survival points and an A-level gift pack. 】 Chen Mo, who had just finished the battle with the school girl, couldn't help but have a strange look on his face when he looked at the translucent floating window in front of him and the harmless school girl beside him. [It was detected that the host had tamed a fifth-level mutated corpse dog. Because the target level was too high, the host jumped over the level to tame the alien beast, which is unparalleled in charm. We hereby reward the host with 2,000 survival points, a B-level gift pack, and +50 charm! 】 Chen Mo, who had subdued a wolfdog with snacks, felt quite fucked when he listened to the prompts in his ears. Chen Mo lives a normal life, but in the eyes of the system, his life is full of monsters and ghosts. This resulted in Chen Mo triggering various rewards with every move he made. When the end of the world came, Chen Mo's rewards would be maxed out, and his combat power was incredible!

"On a typical day, Xu Peng was engrossed in playing the Infinite Universe VR game, casually snacking on chips. However, this routine took an unforeseen turn as, unexpectedly, he passed away at night due to poor health. At the age of 26 and unemployed, [System of the Player awakening Loading… ] [System of the Player awakening 15%] [System of the Player awakening 59%] [System of the Player awakening 100%] Xu Peng found himself reborn into the beta version two years before the official release, assuming the identity of a new Xu Peng on the Cyborg Planet. Recognized as the strongest and smartest being across all cyborg planets in the universe, with the nickname 'Deity of Technology,' he then checked the system and discovered his identity as a Player. Although unable to use player features in the chat, he could gain missions and more from other NPCs. Embarking on a journey with the goal of conquering all planets, unlocking secrets, and obtaining powers within the digital realm of Infinite Universe VR, his ultimate quest is to find a way back to his home planet, conquer it, and rise to the pinnacle of Infinite Universe VR and his own universe." DISCLAIMER: The book cover isn’t made by me all credit reverse to ai, I use this photo because I’m not a artist ⚠️ I’m just a Newbie writer, but I will try maybe if I could learn this type of art one day when I’m available or pay to a artist to do it only the texts in the book cover and the writing is made by me ⚠️

*I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com as I have failed to get a contract.* *Occasional dark content warning* Jody Trill came back home to upgrade his women's lives. But before he can do so, he gets shot in the face with a magic cannon. Sylvester had just stolen the rarest secret on the planet and was plotting his great escape. Unfortunately, he encountered the wrong bombshell. Xavier was minding his business when his older brother got them murdered like an idiot! Three heroes are reborn in a land plagued by dark plots and evil arts. In one body. "Strength! Without strength, I watched my lover suffer. Without strength, I stood helpless as she died!! Without strength, there is no respect, no love, there can be no peace! I must be stronger. I will carve out my own legend of strength to bring this world peace!" - Jody. "Are there snacks here?" - Xavier. "Let's burn the world." - Sylvester. Will Jody ever find his woman again? Will Sylvester be able to maintain his authority as the main character? Will someone tell Xavier that souls don't eat food? Tune in and find out!