Unptown Funk

(This story is from comedy, nothing written here was with the intention of promoting funk dances, violence, and disturbing people with evil actions. The intention is to have plot twists unexpected and find grace) Because of the loud sound and bursting in Fiat's Uno's, the speakers exploded and made the top 5 funk sounds flew to different places. Although it seems that 5 sounds do not make different, they do ... And a lot. These sounds together balance the magic of the Kingdom Rio de Janeiro, without these sounds, everything is normal and quiet, but an "adventurer" in particular misses the lack of sounds and what he balanced in the Kingdom. What did the sounds balance? They balanced the Dance Funk.

After a fatal accident in the real world, he finds himself reincarnating across multiple dimensions. His journey takes him from a zombie-infested clock punk apocalypse to a world of Chinese martial arts, and now to a traditional magic fantasy setting. Born as a serf's child in this new realm, he appears unremarkable at first glance. However, the skills and knowledge accumulated from his past lives give him a significant, hidden advantage. Survival and tinker instincts honed in the clockpunk world, martial arts mastered in the wuxia universe, and the wisdom gained from these experiences all reside within him.

"Selbst wenn dieses Universum wirklich nichts anderes ist als ein brutaler, blutiger, schattenhafter Wald, werden wir Kultivatoren alles verbrennen, was wir haben, nur um einen einzigen schwachen, flackernden Funken in der Dunkelheit zu erzeugen! "Egal, wie schwach jeder einzelne Funke ist, wie kurzlebig, wie klein... Solange die Funken ungebremst fließen, wird eines Tages einer dieser Funken Zunder entzünden, und dieser Zunder wird einige heruntergefallene Äste entzünden, und diese Äste werden jeden einzelnen Baum des Waldes in Brand setzen! "Am Ende werden selbst die kleinsten Funken den schattigen Wald in Flammen setzen und die ganze Welt erleuchten!" ------ ** Qidian International und der frühere Übersetzer, Herr Strivon, haben sich darauf geeinigt, die Kapitel aufzukaufen und sie auf unserer Website zu hosten. Wir werden die Übersetzung ab dem letzten von Herrn Strivon übersetzten Kapitel fortsetzen **

Shane McMahon as returned to the WWE and he has his eyes set on one of the newest WWE Divas Emily Funk.

17 year old Elizabeth Kinger thought that she was the most unluckiest human in her town, no, make that the world. Justin Flynn, her ex boyfriend of two years, just decided to start dating her step sister, so she got to see him more then she would have liked. She tried everything in her power to avoid him, but she could not stop the disturbing feeling that he was always watching her. One day, she decided to go on a run behind her house alone and with only her thoughts to keep her company. Suddenly, she turns and stumbles on some vegetation and hits her head onto a tree and falls unconscious. When she wakes up, she is in a large cave and covered in a warm fur blanket. On the other side of the cave wall, was a huge sleeping black wolf. As she try’s to escape, the wolf wakes up and races towards her. But as she turns around to try and protect herself, she gets shoved into the wall by a tall, muscular, boy. With her vision hazy, she tries to push him off with little to no avail. Who is this? Where did the wolf just go? And how do I escape? Little does she know, he was about to change her life forever.

This story is about friendship that sprung from teenage years. I have had this type of friendship for 26 years and counting. I want other women to realise it is possible. Four girls met at the University of Lagos. The four girls became friends. They were Funke, Nkem, Esther and Zainab. They were oddly thrown together. Funke studied Accounting, Nkem studied Economics, Esther Sociology and Zainab Political Science. They remained close friends during the four years they were there forming a close bond the first day they came for their registration in the Student Affairs Department.

Emily Thomas wanted to get out of the funk she had been under. She hadn't been able to be in a relationship with any body. She desperately wanted to find someone that she could share the rest of her life with . Can a local love therapist help her fix the thing keeping her from love?

Johnny Henderson has many normal things in his like work and watch tv along with drowning in sorrow and regret ... slowly but now dieing and given a second chance bye god -oh wait I mean actor- Johnny will learn how to live with in the crazy world -I mean reality- that is fiction "I'm boyfriend from Friday night funking and I have the power of black imposter from vs imposter ... this life could not be better"