Cheng Shang

Cheng Xiao has worked for Xu Kai as his secretary for 7 years, but lately she feels that she has moved away from her goal. Applied for a designing position but was hired as his secretary. She decides that it is time to follow her dream and plans to quit, but Mr. Xu has gotten too used and won't allow her to leave him. He realizes that he has been in love with her and plans to make her his.

—Su Xiaoxiao estaba tomando una siesta, pero abrió los ojos para descubrir que había transmigrado y ahora estaba en el cuerpo de una chica regordeta. De ser una digna doctora militar, se convirtió en una glotona y una holgazana. Además, solía aterrorizar a la gente del pueblo junto a su padre y su hermano. Por eso nadie en millas a la redonda estaba dispuesto a casarse con ella. Aunque su familia consiguió organizar un matrimonio con una familia ilustre, el novio huyó el día de la boda. Cuando su padre dijo que le iba a conseguir un marido, no esperaba que fuera literalmente, capturando a Wei Ting con un saco después de que él estuviera exhausto de luchar contra los bandidos. Su Cheng le sonrió misteriosamente a su hija. —Papá tiene buenas noticias y malas noticias. ¿Cuáles quieres oír primero? —Cualquiera. —He capturado un marido para ti. ¡Es cien veces más guapo que He Tongsheng! ¡Definitivamente te gustará! —Entonces, ¿cuál es la buena noticia? —preguntó ella en un aturdimiento. Su Cheng decidió seguir la corriente y cambió sus palabras. —La buena noticia es que ya no tienes que dar a luz más. ¡Mi yerno ya nos ha dado hijos! Después de casarse, Su Xiaoxiao llevó una vida ajetreada mejorando a su padre gangster y a su hermano menor, salvando la vida de su guapísimo marido y criando a sus tres traviesos… Además, inesperadamente, ¡se convirtió en una de las damas más poderosas de la Dinastía Yan!

[Zweigesichtiger, langweiliger, reicher männlicher Hauptdarsteller vs. tief verborgene, schöne weibliche Hauptdarstellerin] Qin Ran ist auf dem Lande aufgewachsen. Im dritten Jahr der Highschool verschwindet sie und wird für ein Jahr suspendiert. Ein Jahr später wird sie von ihrer Mutter nach Yun Cheng gebracht, um die Erste Mittelschule zu besuchen. Ihre Mutter sagt ihr: "Dein Stiefvater stammt aus einer angesehenen Familie, dein Bruder ist ein Genie und deine jüngere Schwester ist eine Spitzenschülerin. Sei ihnen nicht peinlich." Jeder, der in Peking etwas auf sich hält, erhält eine Warnung von Meister Juan aus der Familie Cheng: Meister Juans Frau kommt vom Lande und weiß nicht, wie man Kontakte knüpft... Sie ist auch sehr launisch, also sei bitte tolerant ihr gegenüber. Eines Tages, als Meister Juan gegen ein gewisses hohes Tier ermittelt, starrt sein Untergebener auf die Sockenpuppe - eine Online-Identität, die er versehentlich zu Täuschungszwecken benutzt hatte. Sie stammt von der Frau, die angeblich nichts weiß... Er verfällt in Schweigen. Die beiden Bonzen haben ihre Sockenpuppen wahrscheinlich voreinander versteckt, um dem anderen nicht das Gefühl zu geben, minderwertig zu sein.

Su Chengyu asumió la culpa por su esposa y fue a prisión durante tres años. Al ser liberado, se dio cuenta de que ella lo había traicionado. A pesar de esto, se benefició de la desgracia y comprendió el Dao, adentrándose en el mundo de los cultivadores inmortales. Podía dominar fácilmente técnicas inmortales y artes marciales antiguas. ¡También podía refinar píldoras, dibujar talismanes, tratar enfermedades y salvar personas a voluntad! Su Chengyu se comportaba de manera desenfrenada en la Ciudad del Polvo Rojo, jurando descubrir la verdad detrás de la muerte de 127 miembros de la familia Su hace 26 años.

What's it like to be wrongfully killed? Cheng Su felt she'd really hit rock bottom when she was yanked out of a building by someone who jumped. Talk about a true miscarriage of justice! But when she opened her eyes again, she found herself back in the eighties, replacing the 'culprit'? In her last life, she was clear and alone, but in this life, she had a promising, dazzling military husband, as well as a cocky and domineering third child? Ugh, spit on that! She had died with cheats, so since the husband was hers, she'd beat anyone who dared to snatch him—pummel one, annihilate two. She'd make gourmet food to sell at a stall, start a chain of restaurants, and earn the money herself. She'd have the children, flirt with her husband, and fight off any mistresses; as long as her military husband doted on her, all was good. With this cheat-code life, she wanted to eat well, drink well, gain both fame and fortune, and together with her husband, make a home anew! "This story is purely fictional. Please do not take it seriously or imitate it. Any similarities are purely coincidental."

The Xie Family all studied law, possessing the fine qualities expected of a scholarly family. Xie Shang too had them: elegance, deep learning, a Fragrance Connoisseur versed in classics, also skilled in zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting. But he was mad, capable of reciting the scriptures while holding a Buddha statue, as well as breaking people's hand and foot bones, very gentle, yet very cruel. Xie Shang didn't become a lawyer but opened a pawnshop instead, where you could pawn anything as long as the story was compelling. One day, someone came to the pawnshop and told a story: In Fragrant City, there was a family with the surname Wen, where daughters took their mother's surname. The daughters of that family could cast spells, the kind that bewitched men, leaving their lovers either buried with them or taking vows of celibacy; in short, either dead or destined for a lonely life. Xie Shang's uncle had died in Fragrant City, which is why he accepted this particular pawning business. Bewitched, confused, thrilled, deeply in love, but love unattained, and a pain so intense it made life unbearable. — This was the script Xie Shang had prepared for the deaf boy Wen Changling. In the end, it was Xie Shang who ended up with this romance-addled script. Wen Changling: Are you surprised, Mr. Xie Shang? (This isn't a book transmigration story, it's a contemporary sweet romance. The 'script' in the book title implies deliberate plotting.)

``` "Marido, eu não quero mais, estou me sentindo péssima..." "Amor, seja boazinha, termine de tomar este remédio." O homem bonito abraça a mulher em seus braços, acariciando-a ternamente enquanto lhe dá o remédio. Qiao Mianmian se depara com Mo Yesi, o mais estimado herdeiro de toda a Cidade de Yuncheng, e acaba dormindo com ele por uma noite. Depois que ele oferece benefícios em troca do casamento deles, a recém-nomeada Sra. Mo de repente tem o poder de ter tudo o que sempre desejou. "Marido, eu dei um tapa na Rainha do Cinema Cheng Feifei hoje, fui muito longe?" "Amor, sua mão está doendo? Deixa eu fazer uma massagem para você." "Marido, eu estourei seu cartão de crédito, você está bravo?" "Amor, você ficou feliz com a sua compra? Me avise quando precisar de mais." "Marido, estou cansada hoje, não quero me mexer..." ```

[Bad Body X Downfall Heiress] When Shen Chaoxi first met Shang Jianghan: She had been thrown out of her house by her biological father, while he was trapped inside his car after being overtaken at a sharp bend. A pair of slender and fair hands parted the crowd, and at a glance, saw Shang Jianghan's handsome face crushed beneath the weight. The crowd was panic-stricken, trying every possible means to rescue him, but none were as effective as Shen Chaoxi's cunningly angled kick that broke through the door. —— When Shang Jianghan saw Shen Chaoxi again: In Shangjing's top-notch club, Shen Chaoxi, dressed in an overly loose Didalun janitor's uniform, was squeezed into a corner of a corridor by several young scions of the Beijing Circle, with only a metal fence separating her from the twenty-meter drop behind her. Shang Jianghan, hands in pockets and a cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth, watched coolly, waiting for her to open her mouth and ask for help. With a clap of her hands, Shen Chaoxi swiftly knocked the group of scions to the ground, wailing in pain! —— The next time Shang Jianghan and Shen Chaoxi met: In the corridors of the Beijing University Affiliated Hospital, all was white. Her grandmother's condition had worsened beyond help, and in front of her lay the cold, black-on-white consent form to give up treatment. Her pale, delicate fingers held the black pen, signing her name with firm strokes. Shang Jianghan approached and, with a swipe, tore the document to shreds. I'll save the person, I'll pay the bills, you're mine! —— Years later, As the setting sun cast long shadows, Shang Jianghan leaned against the car door, watching his wife's aggrieved face as she complained, shaking her slender arms: "Your son must lose weight, my arms are sore from holding him!" Shang Jianghan's lips curved into a faint smile as he gathered her into his arms to soothe her, his emotions swirling with gratitude that such a Shen Chaoxi belonged solely to him! Sweet pampering/dual purity, join the story with ease!

The Brooke and Williams families—the two most dominant wealthy families—were now bonded through marriage. As the principal figure of the marriage, Professor Williams was obsessed with scientific research, education, and psychological development. She did not have feelings for the demon king, Landon Brooke! The two of them could not even be bothered to put on a show. Tiana Williams was constantly thinking about having their marriage being annulled by the demon king! However, with their godly good looks, talent, and capabilities, their CP fans came uninvited, hoping to see snippets of them interacting with each other every day. They begged for dog food and even leaked sex tapes as they worked hard to find evidence of their love... Professor Williams finally could not take it anymore and texted the demon king: [Senior, I'm proposing to be in a fake relationship with you!] The devil: [Call me Hubby, and we'll be in a real relationship.] Professor Williams frowned. [I don't want to be in a relationship!] The devil made a call instantly. "So? I just donated a laboratory and the academic building. Last night, you said that I performed well, but you turned your back on me the next day? Have you learned how to extort people for sex and money?" Professor Williams was shocked. “I didn't! I’m… in a show right now…” Beep beep… The call ended! The viewers in the live streaming channel exploded: [Did that come from the distinguished Big Boss Shen?] [What did Demon King Shen do last night? Is it what I think it is?] [Can you give us the details? We can afford this much data, please!!!]

【Grassroots Rise】＋【Strategic Battle】＋【Intelligence Online】 There was no time to lament the life full of regrets, as he suddenly reincarnated as a homeless man in America. In an America where capitalism was expanding to extremes, more and more people were being forced onto the streets. With no identity, no money. Unable to work, unable to rent a home. If capitalism had no humanity, then he would become the capital! Fighting his way up step by step, he aimed for the very top of America! Starting off with just a tent, not backing down in the slightest, the new-age American homeless man, Cheng Daqi, was set to make some massive waves!

Cheng Yan viaja no tempo, apenas para acabar se tornando um príncipe honrado nas Idades Médias da Europa. No entanto, esse mundo não era tão simples quanto ele pensava. Bruxas com poderes mágicos eram abundantes, e guerras temíveis entre igrejas e reinos aconteciam por toda a terra. Roland, um príncipe considerado sem esperança por seu próprio pai e destinado ao pior feudo, passa seu tempo desenvolvendo uma cidade pobre e atrasada em uma cidade forte e moderna, enquanto luta contra seus irmãos pelo trono e controle absoluto sobre o reino. Junte-se a Roland enquanto ele faz amizade e se alia a bruxas e, através de lutas e até mesmo agricultura, repelir invasores do reino do mal.

Xie Cheng was very happy to receive Xia Han's love letter. He hoped that from now on, their love would be made public. However, there was something he could not have expected, Xia Han had "relations" with another man right in front of him. Xie Cheng felt extremely disappointed and depressed. After uttering the words "Humans are so hateful", Xie Cheng fainted. And when he woke up, he realized that he was in a city without humans, only evil demons in human form. This place was called the cursed world. He had to find a way to fight to survive and overcome the terrifying obstacles in life in this demonic world. There he met Liu Yu, a strange fate. Together with him, he faced the "truths" and found a way to escape the curse of karma.

Cheng foe a man from earth has a terrible fate and dies. Luckily his soul migrates to the world of martial arts and cultivation. Where strength reigns supreme

The family of the merchant has inherited a piece of land, which everyone believes to be a useless "saline-alkali land." However, this seemingly worthless land turns out to be a "miracle cure," and it is this land that unlocks Shang Yunyun’s binding system, propelling him on the path to revenge and ultimately to becoming a super-rich tycoon! Originally, Shang Yunyun was a hardworking individual, but after being abandoned by his girlfriend and dismissed from his job, he receives the news that his grandfather is about to pass away. Returning to his hometown, Shang Yunyun is given the "saline-alkali land" his grandfather had guarded for a lifetime as his inheritance. That night, in a dream, his grandfather reveals to him that this "saline-alkali land" is, in fact, a treasure. When Shang Yunyun uses his grandfather’s method to break the restrictions, he unexpectedly uncovers a super-powered system: the Universal Land!

Cheng Baihua, after dying from excessive filial piety, went back in time to make amends and take revenge on all those who had wronged her. In this life, she would only take good care of her husband and children. Her mother's family? She didn't want it!!!

In a world where ancient powers slumber and destiny is dictated by the will of the strong, a boy cursed by fate must rise against impossible odds to rewrite his own story."In a realm where cultivation leads to immortality, Bai Cheng, a boy devoid of spiritual energy, must defy the odds to uncover his true destiny. Can a 'cursed one' rise to challenge a world that considers him powerless, or will he succumb to the trials set by the immortals?"

——— Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. My body stiffened as a palace guard called for me from the other side, but I ignored it. Mei, on the other hand, began pushing me away in a panic. "Cheng, let go," she said, struggling in my arms. "Can't you hear him? What if he comes in and sees us like this?" "I don't care," I replied, my lips brushing her ear. "Tell me you forgive me, that's all I need. I won't let go until you do." I knew I was taking a risk, a huge one, if we were seen like this, there would be consequences. But losing Mei would be the bigger risk, the one I couldn't take. I couldn't let her slip away. "I just need to hear you forgive me, mei. That's all I need right now." The guard knocked again, calling my name, and Mei struggled harder. "Cheng, please," she said, her voice cracking under the strain. But I didn't budge. Finally she muttered, "Fine. I forgive you." "I forgive you, you crazy jerk." "You really mean that?" I asked, my voice barely audible. She nodded, exasperated, and only then did I release her. Just as I did, the door swung open, and I barely had time to step back before the palace guard entered, the guard rushed in, his face pale with worry. It was a close call. too close, but I didn't care. Mei flinched at the intrusion, but quickly composed herself, stepping away from me to a more respectable distance. The guard, wide-eyed and clearly flustered, fell to his knees in a bow. "My deepest apologies, Your Highness. I called for you several times but received no reply. I entered out of concern, fearing the worst." I glanced at Mei, but she wouldn't meet my eyes. She simply gave the guard one last look and walked out, leaving the room without a word. I let out a long, exhausted sigh, running a hand through my hair, still reeling from everything that had just happened. Turning back to the guard, I motioned for him to stand. "Get up" "And next time, don't enter my room without permission." ———— Desperate for an heir, the Emperor strikes a dangerous deal with Lokiàn Shén, a 100,000 year old demon. The pact brings him Prince Cheng but also a terrible curse—a shadow that threatens Cheng’s life and the stability of the empire. As the Emperor's health wanes, political vultures circle, and the court is filled with doubts on Cheng's future on the throne. Meiying, a fearless warrior, returns home after years of secret training in the martial world only to find her home in ruins and her family vanished. With a desire for vengeance, unknowingly saves the prince during a deadly ambush. Their destinies collide, and she discovers her own powerful secret; a rare ability to manipulate one's life force, once wielded by protectors of the throne. But her newfound powers are unpredictable, and Cheng’s curse only deepens the chaos surrounding them. As political conspiracies rise and dark forces awaken, Cheng and Meiying must forge an unlikely alliance to save the empire. Can Cheng overcome his curse to claim his destiny? Will Meiying’s quest for vengeance tear them apart—or lead to salvation? Author’s Note (Rong King) This story is a work of fiction, entirely created from my imagination. Any resemblance to real people, events, or places is purely coincidental. I have made every effort to craft a compelling narrative, but I acknowledge that some scenes or details may be inaccurate or unintentionally offensive. For this, I sincerely apologize. My intention is to entertain and inspire, not to harm or misrepresent. Thank you for your understanding.

"A fleeting dream, a golden age restored, A youthful heart, once weary and bored. Autumn's embrace, a nostalgic sigh, A glimpse of past, beneath the fading sky." Thrown back thirteen years into the past, Cheng Xing finds himself in the heart of autumn. Yearning to rectify the mistakes of his youth, he embarks on a journey to rekindle a lost connection and reclaim the time that slipped through his fingers. As he navigates the familiar landscape of his teenage years, he soon discovers that the past is not easy to rewrite.

It is said that on Jue mountain, there is a peak called Divine Peak . On the peak there is an ancient tree. On the tree were two ginseng fruits... Xue Ran Ran's body had been weak since she was a baby. The adoptive parents kept her and raised her to maintain a long life When she was sixteen years old, she had to become a disciple practitioner of the Su Yishui. The master was cold and frightening, and often had a strange attitude towards her. However, she was not interested in practicing. Ever since she entered the sect, she had been a usless discipline. She heard that Master's former teacher was a female demoness, Mu Qingge, who was punished to death by the major sects. But in the last moment, her remaining soul was led to take shelter on the rebirth tree in the ginseng fruit. But the ginseng tree has two fruits. If one bore Mu Qingge, who was another one bore.. What's wrong with the emergence of two ginseng fruits? Or is there a complicated mystery hidden behind it? Adapted from the web novel "Xian Tai You Shu" (仙台有树) by Kuang Shang Jia Kuang (狂上加狂) Originally unofficially translated by a wordpress admin. Permission given to share. Update at least 5 parts daily. Total include 106 chapters. Edit: Uploaded up to 105 already. It is done almost. What's left is only epilogue which will be up soon.

# FAMILIENLEBEN Su Xiaoxiao hielt ein Nickerchen, öffnete aber die Augen, um festzustellen, dass sie sich verwandelt hatte und nun den Körper eines molligen Mädchens hatte. Von einer ehrwürdigen Militärärztin war sie nun eine Vielfraßin und Faulenzerin. Außerdem terrorisierte sie zusammen mit ihrem Vater und ihrem Bruder oft die Leute im Dorf. Aus diesem Grund war weit und breit niemand bereit, sie zu heiraten. Obwohl es ihrer Familie gelang, eine Heirat mit einer angesehenen Familie zu arrangieren, lief der Bräutigam am Tag der Hochzeit weg. Als ihr Vater sagte, er würde ihr einen Ehemann besorgen, erwartete sie nicht, dass er dies buchstäblich tun würde, indem er Wei Ting mit einem Sack gefangen nahm, nachdem er vom Kampf gegen Banditen erschöpft war. Su Cheng lächelte seine Tochter geheimnisvoll an. "Papa hat eine gute und eine schlechte Nachricht. Welche willst du zuerst hören?" "Beides." "Ich habe einen Ehemann für dich gefangen. Er sieht hundertmal besser aus als He Tongsheng! Du wirst ihn bestimmt mögen!" "Und was ist die gute Nachricht?", fragte sie verwirrt. Su Cheng beschloss, mit dem Strom zu schwimmen und änderte seine Worte. "Die gute Nachricht ist, dass du nicht mehr gebären musst! Mein Schwiegersohn hat uns bereits Kinder geschenkt!" Nach ihrer Heirat führte Su Xiaoxiao ein arbeitsreiches Leben, in dem sie ihren Gangster-Vater und ihren jüngeren Bruder zum Besseren veränderte, das Leben ihres prächtigen Mannes rettete und ihre drei Racker aufzog... Außerdem wurde sie unerwartet zu einer der mächtigsten Frauen der Yan-Dynastie!

Su Chengyu prit le blâme pour sa femme et alla en prison pour trois ans. À sa libération, il se rendit compte qu’elle l’avait trahi. Malgré cela, il bénéficia du malheur et comprit le Dao, pénétrant dans le monde des cultivateurs immortels. Il pouvait facilement maîtriser les techniques immortelles et les arts martiaux ancestraux. Il savait aussi raffiner des pilules, tracer des talismans, soigner des maladies, et sauver des gens à sa guise ! Su Chengyu se postura comme un fou dans la Cité de la Poussière Rouge, jurant de découvrir la vérité derrière la mort de ses 127 membres de la famille Su 26 ans auparavant.

"A man who gains power through pleasure, reborn in a life where pleasure is a sin." Yu Cheng didn’t sign up for this—a life of noodles, endless shifts, and envy was all he knew. But one cosmic fluke later, he’s reborn as Tian Hao 2.0, the spoiled young master of the Skyward Lotus Sect, expected to uphold honor and cultivate to greatness. There’s just one snag: the old Tian Hao was infamous for his lack of discipline, and the new one's path to power isn’t exactly orthodox. Thanks to a Heaven-tier technique, Tian Hao can ascend to power by enjoying life—good food, drink, and… well, the finer things. But in a world where pleasure seeking is seen as practically demonic, he’ll have to navigate scheming elders, puritanical sects, and a Celestial Overseer who might just be having too much fun watching him break every rule. Skyward Lotus Sect was all about discipline—until Tian Hao arrived.

In the Divine world, the continents are in constant struggle for resources and land, among them Cheng Yu, the emperor of a small empire, and his wife are ambushed by the princes of their continent. Now that his soul has connected with a 15-year-old boy, having passed more than 1,000 years, he will rise again to recover everything that was taken from him.

"In this temporal world, we still fell in love unwaveringly." - In the tenth year after embarking on his acting career, Yu Cheng won the Best Potential Actor award and then collaborated with the movie actor Zhong Shao in the movie "Same Or Not". This is a story of two Alphas in love in a futuristic world. The futuristic world is as utopian as science fiction but with a certain preference for elements named "worldliness and prejudice." The spotlight beyond the screen cannot escape the supremacy of entertainment. However, when the camera focuses on them, actors are not just a profession and a form of adulation, but a means and a way to break another kind of "chauvinism" in a different sense. They stand out in the crowd yet remain hidden in the background, allowing attention to be paid and influence to be impacted. Silence and indulgence, roses and truth, form and deceit, transformation and peril, prejudice and perseverance, a corner and freedom, harmony and friendliness. They are as tacit as one, always sharp and gentle. Under worldly constraints, they love each other unwaveringly, neither publicly nor shying away from the camera. - PS: 1) 5 updates per week in general; 2) Copyright protection has been applied for；

【Light Version Synopsis】 Born into poverty, orphaned, and abandoned by his pretty fiancee, our protagonist seems ripe for a standard rags-to-riches story. But fate takes a turn when his fiancee suddenly changes her mind: "I'm not calling off the engagement! And I'll cover all living expenses while we live together!" With nothing to lose, he agrees. But something seems off about his fiancee after one night together... ———————— 【Serious Version Synopsis】 As demons wreak havoc across the continent of Divine Land, humanity retreats to sprawling metropolises, barely clinging to survival amidst rising discord. From north to south, divisions deepen; noble houses and imperial factions clash incessantly; the common folk suffer under oppression; and roving bands of rebels bide their time, ready to upheave the fragile order at a moment's notice. Describing this human world in two words? Utter chaos, a quagmire. Transmigrated into this world, the frail youth Cheng Jinyang sets two modest goals for himself: 1. To regain his health through physical training. 2. To become stronger! (Note: As the title suggests, all the heroines in this novel are not quite 'Normal'.) ============ Translation Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to this novel. I am solely responsible for the translation efforts. If you like the novel, please help me by giving a review and power stones. This series is currently being hosted on Hiraethtranslation. For advanced chapters : https://hiraethtranslation.com/novel/girl-theres-something-wrong-with-you/

# FAMILY LIFE Su Xiaoxiao was taking a nap but opened her eyes to find that she had transmigrated and was now in the body of a plump girl. From a dignified military doctor, she was now a glutton and a slacker. What’s more, she often terrorized people in the village, together with her father and brother. That was why nobody for miles around was willing to marry her. Although her family managed to arrange a marriage to an illustrious family, the groom ran away on the day of the wedding. When her father said he would nab her a husband, she was not expecting him to do so literally by capturing Wei Ting with a sack after he was exhausted from fighting bandits. Su Cheng smiled mysteriously at his daughter. "Dad has good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" "Either." "I captured a husband for you. He's a hundred times better looking than He Tongsheng! You'll definitely like him!" "Then, what's the good news?" she asked in a daze. Su Cheng decided to go with the flow and changed his words. "The good news is that you don't have to give birth any more! My son-in-law has already given us children!" After getting married, Su Xiaoxiao led a busy life of changing her gangster father and younger brother for the better, saving the life of her gorgeous husband, and raising her three rascals… Plus, she unexpectedly became one of the most powerful ladies of the Yan Dynasty!

After Jiang Cheng transmigrated to the Cultivation World, he discovered he had no talent for cultivation, but he was unexpectedly gifted in making talismans. …… Buyer, "Jiang, I need some talismans for self-protection." Jiang Cheng, "This Fireball Technique is perfect for you." A few days later. Buyer, "Jiang, there's something not quite right with this Fireball Technique?" Jiang Cheng, "Is there fire?" Buyer, "Indeed, it did catch fire." Jiang Cheng, "And the ball?" Buyer, "I did see it." Jiang Cheng, "Did it protect you?" Buyer, "It left me exposed." Jiang Cheng, "???" Jiang Cheng, "Then you would like..." Buyer, "I would like to buy another hundred million of them!" …… The book is also known as "Expanding the Sect Rules Starts with the Talismans I Draw", "I Didn't Start the Bad Atmosphere in the Cultivation World", "Transmigrated, Then Forced to Defend My Innocence", "Supposed to Be Fireball Technique, How Come It’s a Blazing Bonfire Instead", "Who Has Time for Love When Drawing Talismans?"

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